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(light, catchy instrumental music)
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- Oh, hello.
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I understand that what a viewer
asks for nowadays in a film
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is that it improves,
instructs, and elevates.
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Well, this film wouldn't elevate a cow.
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I cannot conscientiously recommend it
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for any useful purposes whatsoever.
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What I can suggest is
that when you get tired
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of superheroes, space battles,
and high production values,
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you might give us a try.
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Be a nice change.
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(metal rattles)
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But,
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I am in danger of skipping ahead.
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You want to know about her.
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You want to know how it
all got so complicated.
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(intimate acoustic-guitar music)
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(door beeps)
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(door beeps)
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(door beeps)
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(women gasping passionately)
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(blonde woman grunting)
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Okay!
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You can take your finger out of there.
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(door beeps)
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- You'll call, right?
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(Poppy sighs)
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- Being idle.
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Now this is something I consider
myself to be an expert on.
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My favorite teacher used to
say that she never knew a girl
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who could do less work in more time.
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I even remember my grandma saying
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that it was highly improbable
that I would ever do anything
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I shouldn't do, but she also said
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that I would also
probably never get around
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to doing anything that I should do.
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In fact, I have done a great many things
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I should not have done.
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But I have fully confirmed
her judgment so far
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as neglecting the things
that I should have done.
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I take no credit for it.
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It's a gift.
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I'll explain more about that later.
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(bemused instrumental music)
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- Okay, and once you've done
that, you need to call Hugo,
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and then Gabby and Mike, and
after that, Simon and Lucy.
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Are you listening to me, Dennis?
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Good, 'cause I have a whole
list of things for you to do.
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- Thank you.
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- [Voice On Phone] And now, we
will continue with our course
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on unlocking your hidden potential.
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- I can succeed.
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If I work hard, I will succeed.
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Success is mine for the taking!
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- Have you eveer considered
getting an alarm clock?
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- No.
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I hate alarm clocks.
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They always go off at the wrong time,
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alarm the wrong people.
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- Well, it'd be nice
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if you would turn up on time occasionally.
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- I know, but my bed's just too good.
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Every time I meant to get up early,
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I just find myself desperate
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for just a few more moments of sleep.
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- I've noticed.
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- No one sane ever gets up willingly.
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In fact, I once even knew a
girl who would actually get out
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and have a cold shower.
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(shower running)
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(woman gasping)
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And even then, that was of no use,
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because afterwards she would
jump back into bed again
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to warm herself.
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- Have you considered using a Taser?
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(Poppy laughs sarcastically)
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(bright, bemused instrumental music)
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(office telephone ringing)
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So, how are things?
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- Eh.
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Same as always.
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- Find anyone permanenet?
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- No.
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But I have found a few temporaries.
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- Good grief.
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You know, this city is not big;
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sooner or later, you're
gonna run out of fresh meat.
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- I'll do my best.
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Besides, what if I, you know,
meet the woman of my dreams
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but I'm already married or something?
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(subtle, bemused instrumental music)
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- I'm ready and raring to go.
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- [Female employer] So,
two years' experience.
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- Yes, but I'm a quick learner.
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- [Male employer] We were
looking for three to five years.
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- [Female employer] Yes,
three to five years.
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- So, you're not thinking
about settling down at all?
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- No, I don't need to, I'm happy.
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I don't need a relationship, I just...
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I just want the sex.
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(Gabby chuckles)
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- Sometimes I know what you mean.
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(Poppy laughs)
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- See, The biggest problem
I have at the moment
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is that I need to write
something, but I have no ideas.
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- But you're still good to
come babysitting tonight?
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- I don't know.
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Still got some of that cheescake left?
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- [Gabby] Yes.
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- Well then, of course.
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- You better be.
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Mike only takes me out
once in a blue moon.
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- Yeah, well, see, that's
what you get when you trade in
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your independence for stability.
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- [Gabby] Oh, wow.
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(Poppy laughs)
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(intimate acoustic-guitar music)
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(telephone rings)
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- Hi Pops, it's Angela.
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Look babe, we need to talk.
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You can't give me all
this hopes-and-dreams talk
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about your writing and
never do anything, alright?
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Call me, very soon.
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You know anyone else that
wants to represent Poppy Oaks?
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(blonde girl sighs)
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(chuckles) I didn't think so.
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(Poppy sighs)
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(cellphone buzzes)
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(empty, bittersweet instrumental music)
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- Hello?
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- [Female Caller] Hi, it's me.
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- Oh.
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Hi.
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- [Female Caller] I was
wondering if I left my blue shirt
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at your place when I moved
out; you know, my favorite one?
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- Mm, no.
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I don't think it's here.
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- [Female Caller] Oh.
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- But the red one with the stripes is.
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- [Female Caller] Well, just keep it.
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I guess I'll leave you with that shirt
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and my old letters, huh?
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(woman sighs)
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(toilet flushes)
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(light, catchy instrumental music)
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- I sat down with the full intention
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of writing something
original and clever, but
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can't think of anything that's either.
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I'm distracted because I'm broke.
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Before, when I was broke,
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I would recklessly spend a few dollars,
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merely for the sake of
having the change to jingle.
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You don't feel nearly so broke
with metal in your pocket.
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I've been an actor, and now I'm a writer,
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so I can speak with some authority
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on the subject of being broke.
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I have lived on nothing a week.
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(sighs) I have lived on half that.
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You want to find out the value of money,
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try living on nothing a week,
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and see how much you
can put by for clothes,
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or a night out.
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Everyone should try it just once.
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There are some people to whom
it would do a world of good.
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But it is dangerous to
become used to being hard up.
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We must always strive for more.
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(sighs)
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Besides, we're all hard up for something.
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There's community in that.
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(cellphone buzzes)
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(door beeps)
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(intimate acoustic-guitar music)
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Actually, you know what?
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- What?
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- I've got some wine.
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- Do you have any clean glasses?
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- Nope.
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- 644 words.
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It's not a lot,
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but it's a start.
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Gabby.
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Finally had an idea.
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- [Gabby] Is it a good idea?
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- Well,
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I didn't say that, but
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I just said that I had an idea.
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Hey, sexy.
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(Elaine shushes)
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Relax, this is the gayborhood.
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Besides, the straight
ones like girl-on-girl
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more than we do.
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- Oh my God, you're terrible.
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But I do want to ask you something.
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- Shoot.
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- Okay, so, you helped me (clears throat)
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work out some real frustration yesterday.
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- I noticed.
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And thank you, by the way; it was
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pretty great, actually.
(both chuckle)
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- But that isn't really
me, so I have to ask,
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are you in it for the
long term or just the fun?
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- Why?
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- 'Cause I like you, and I
just don't wanna waste my time
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with something meaningless.
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- A person can grow to like meaningless.
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- Please be serious.
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I am, for better or
worse, a serious person.
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I take my life, my
career, my relationships--
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- Seriously.
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Yes?
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- Yes.
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- Elaine, we've only seen each other once.
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It takes a lot more than that
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to know if you want to fully commit.
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- Yeah, I guess so.
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But do you wanna meet my friends?
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- Sure, yeah, no problem.
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Eventually--
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- Great, 'cause they asked
me to hang out this weekend.
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(bright indie-pop music)
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- Hi guys!
- How are you?
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- Good to see you.
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How are you?
- Hi, come in.
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- So guys, this is Poppy.
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- How are you?
- Hi.
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- Come on in, you guys.
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(Elaine sighs contentedly)
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Look at how adorable they are together.
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- Yes.
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Disgustingly so.
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(Elaine sighs)
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- You know, I think they
found a whole new way
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of loving each other.
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- If we all claim to do it as
it has never been done before,
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I just don't know how people
are gonna do it in the future.
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- So Poppy, we figured we'd cook you
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one of our specials for dinner.
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- Which is?
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- Roast chicken...
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- Polenta...
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- Mushrooms...
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- And red Italian peppers!
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But first, darling, come.
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Let's show them our new place.
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- Yes!
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- So, Elaine, how did you meet Poppy?
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- Um, well...
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- You've been in love, of course?
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If you haven't, you've got it to come.
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Love's like the measles.
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Everybody has to get it once,
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but you needn't be afraid of
catching it a second time.
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In fact, the woman who has had it
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can go into the most dangerous
places with perfect safety.
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(gentle, nostalgic music)
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She can keep her head through
the whirl of a close dance,
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catching nothing more lasting than a cold.
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She can look into sunny
eyes and not be dazzled.
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No, we never sicken with love twice.
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(bright indie-pop music)
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- Garlic, please.
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- Of course, my love.
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Pepper, please.
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- Certainly, darling.
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So, I think everything
will survive in there
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while we have a drink.
267
00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:36,610
- Thanks.
268
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,590
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
269
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:40,350
- So, Poppy, what are your intentions
270
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:42,330
with our lovely Elaine?
271
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,030
- My intentions?
- Mm-hmm.
272
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:47,629
- Well, I think, lots of wild, kinky sex,
273
00:19:47,629 --> 00:19:48,462
(Elaine sputters)
274
00:19:48,462 --> 00:19:50,380
and then, you know, just
church her out into the street
275
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,710
when I get bored.
(Elaine coughs)
276
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,270
- Mm-hmm.
277
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,540
- Thanks.
278
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,570
- So, you're not looking for love?
279
00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,730
- Mm, I don't know, maybe.
280
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,120
It's all very complicated, isn't it?
281
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,380
You know, being in love.
282
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:06,220
- I know.
283
00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,820
We used to fight all the time,
284
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:08,820
but it's better now.
285
00:20:10,122 --> 00:20:12,090
- Our love really sustains us now.
286
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:14,280
- [Lucy] Well, what else is there?
287
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,620
- And if you don't have
someone special in your life,
288
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,780
you might end up like Loretta,
nagging everyone to death.
289
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,610
- Oh now, I doubt Loretta will
ever catch Poppy in her web.
290
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:24,384
- You can bet on it.
291
00:20:24,384 --> 00:20:25,250
(pot bubbling)
292
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,800
- Ooh, water's boiled.
293
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,750
Time for stage two.
294
00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:36,337
- They have such a great relationship
295
00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:37,420
- Mm, mm-hmm.
296
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,230
I can see that.
297
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:43,260
- And it's all based on honesty,
298
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:47,090
about their past, about
the future that they want,
299
00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:50,760
about their goals, everything.
300
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,200
(Elaine sighs)
301
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,810
(Poppy sighs)
302
00:20:57,810 --> 00:21:00,750
- So there's Elaine, covered head-to-foot
303
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:04,220
in bright green vomit, and
that's when my mother shows up.
304
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,413
- Okay.
305
00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:06,803
I think it's that time again,
306
00:21:06,803 --> 00:21:08,770
I need to get up early
in the morning for work.
307
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:11,550
- [Lucy] Hey, Poppy,
what do you do for work?
308
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,900
- Oh, I work from home.
309
00:21:15,114 --> 00:21:16,300
I'm still usually late.
310
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,400
- Better get going, then.
311
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,200
Especially if you have all
that kinky sex to have first.
312
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,380
I'm just saying!
313
00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:28,510
- What, are you switching to juice?
314
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,850
- Should we tell them the news?
315
00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:33,883
- Go on, then.
316
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,640
- We're going to have a baby.
317
00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:40,283
- Oh my God.
318
00:21:41,414 --> 00:21:42,414
That's so wonderful!
319
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:44,376
Oh my God!
320
00:21:44,376 --> 00:21:45,265
Come here!
321
00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:46,890
Congratulations!
- Thank you!
322
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:53,900
- In reality, even those
who seize love's opportunity
323
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,600
will have to deal with its waning.
324
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:59,480
We take all things in a
minor key as we grow older:
325
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,780
ambition takes a lower aim,
326
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:06,720
honor becomes more reasonable,
and love, love dies.
327
00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:10,440
A young couple cannot call to
mind any middle-aged people
328
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,360
that exhibit such frantic attachment,
329
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,970
but that does not interfere
with their belief in themselves.
330
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:18,510
(chuckles) No.
331
00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:23,850
No one ever loved as they
love, and so, of course,
332
00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:26,840
the rest of the world can
be no guide in their case.
333
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:35,269
We do not hate, nor grieve, nor joy,
334
00:22:35,269 --> 00:22:36,670
(thunder rumbles)
335
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:40,210
nor despair in our maturity
like we did in our youth.
336
00:22:44,294 --> 00:22:46,513
(thunder booms)
337
00:22:46,513 --> 00:22:50,430
(cellphone plays message tone)
338
00:22:56,254 --> 00:22:58,754
(Poppy sighs)
339
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:13,200
(Poppy sighs)
340
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,400
Now into the lion's den.
341
00:23:15,457 --> 00:23:18,790
(ominous ambient music)
342
00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:31,763
- Coffee?
343
00:23:41,614 --> 00:23:46,520
- Look, I understand, okay,
but it has to be done.
344
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,070
Alright, lovely, goodbye.
345
00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:50,740
Hi, Poppy.
346
00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:52,230
Come on, let's go sit at my desk.
347
00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,320
Now, Poppy, we need to
talk about productivity.
348
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,153
- Productivity?
349
00:24:02,094 --> 00:24:03,100
- Yes.
- Whose?
350
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:03,933
- Yours.
351
00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:04,910
Definitely yours.
352
00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:07,023
- I see.
353
00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:08,910
- Listen, Poppy, I like you, 'kay?
354
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:11,120
And I really like your writing,
355
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,820
but you haven't been a
big moneymaker for me.
356
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,457
You see where I'm going with this?
357
00:24:16,457 --> 00:24:17,290
- Maybe.
358
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,750
- I can't sell your
work if there isn't any.
359
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:23,953
- Makes sense.
360
00:24:23,953 --> 00:24:27,720
- Basifcally, if you don't
have something finished
361
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,550
in three months, I cannot
represent you anymore.
362
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:35,090
- Ah.
363
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,330
- Yeah, "Ah."
364
00:24:36,330 --> 00:24:38,650
Now, I don't want to leave you,
365
00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:40,200
so I'm gonna get you some help.
366
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,500
- Oh, good.
367
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,850
- Patsy here.
368
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,350
She's gonna oversee your work.
369
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,150
- Her?
370
00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:50,400
- Listen, I do not hae
time to babysit you,
371
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,900
but Patsy here, she can do it!
372
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,160
- Oh.
373
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:54,993
Great.
374
00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:03,600
- So, I've prepared a
writing schedule for you.
375
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,940
- Really?
376
00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,460
I love writing schedules.
377
00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,920
- Good, because you owe me
a synopsis by next Friday
378
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,920
and 1,000 words by the end of next week.
379
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,593
- This Friday?
380
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:17,723
- This Friday.
381
00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:20,340
I'm sure it'll be wonderful.
382
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:43,973
- Fuck.
383
00:25:46,897 --> 00:25:49,280
(heartfelt acoustic-guitar music)
384
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,150
- [Elaine] Hi hon, I was
just thinking about you
385
00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:53,580
and I...
386
00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:54,910
And we...
387
00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:57,930
We're heading towards
something permanent, aren't we?
388
00:25:57,930 --> 00:25:59,710
I'd just like to know.
389
00:25:59,710 --> 00:26:01,080
Anyways, speak soon.
390
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:01,913
Bye.
391
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,780
Oh, and I have a job interview tomorrow,
392
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:08,180
so if you'd like to call and wish me luck,
393
00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:09,390
that would be nice.
394
00:26:09,390 --> 00:26:10,223
Okay.
395
00:26:10,223 --> 00:26:11,056
Bye.
396
00:26:16,115 --> 00:26:18,615
(Poppy sighs)
397
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:38,993
- Oh.
398
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:41,224
Shit.
399
00:26:48,950 --> 00:26:51,180
- So, let me get this straight.
400
00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:53,200
You want to write a guide
401
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,490
to faking a long-term relationship?
402
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,573
- Yes.
403
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,020
- (chuckles) That has got
to be about the most evil
404
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:03,020
and twisted thing I have ever heard of.
405
00:27:04,771 --> 00:27:05,604
- I know, right?
406
00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:08,911
- It's gonna make us a fortune.
407
00:27:08,911 --> 00:27:10,653
(Angela and Poppy squeal)
408
00:27:10,653 --> 00:27:11,653
Bravo!
- Yes!
409
00:27:13,195 --> 00:27:16,310
(crowd chatters)
410
00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:18,980
- It's one of the chief
curiosities of summer,
411
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:21,430
the way everyone comes
out wearing bright colors.
412
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:26,680
Although it is nice to be able
413
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,940
to see some people a long way off.
414
00:27:30,437 --> 00:27:32,300
(menacing orchestral music)
415
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:33,133
Sorry.
416
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,190
Ah!
417
00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:49,210
- I was hoping to run into you.
418
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,210
- Oh, really?
419
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,043
- Yes!
420
00:27:51,043 --> 00:27:52,020
I'm still looking for volunteers
421
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:53,984
for my neighborhood committee.
422
00:27:53,984 --> 00:27:54,817
- Oh.
423
00:27:54,817 --> 00:27:55,850
I'm sure that you are.
424
00:27:55,850 --> 00:27:59,170
- But don't you understand
what this means to people?
425
00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:03,210
- I'm sure that I understand
what the word volunteer means.
426
00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:05,650
- Oh, pardon me, I have
to speak to Dennis.
427
00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:07,780
Hello, Dennis.
428
00:28:10,060 --> 00:28:11,560
- (chuckles) Good public works?
429
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,410
Hardly the domain of the idle person.
430
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:18,984
(enigmatic instrumental music)
431
00:28:18,984 --> 00:28:22,317
(person knocks on door)
432
00:28:23,817 --> 00:28:26,317
(door creaks)
433
00:28:27,934 --> 00:28:29,650
- Um, hello?
434
00:28:33,395 --> 00:28:34,445
It's Elaine Williams.
435
00:28:37,374 --> 00:28:39,624
I'm here about our
appointment at 10 o'clock?
436
00:28:51,370 --> 00:28:52,203
Hello?
437
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,130
It's Elaine.
438
00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:58,970
I'm here about the job interview?
439
00:29:00,777 --> 00:29:02,430
- [Assistant] She's not gonna get it.
440
00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:05,920
She's not gonna get it,
you'll have to go for it!
441
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,000
- Behold!
(Elaine shrieks)
442
00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:11,643
Behold!
443
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,393
- Behold what?
444
00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:17,350
- Behold The Great Ramon!
445
00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:24,123
Wait right here.
446
00:29:25,754 --> 00:29:26,954
I have to go and change.
447
00:29:34,178 --> 00:29:35,255
- Why do you have the box?
448
00:29:35,255 --> 00:29:36,088
- [Ramon] Just get me out of this.
449
00:29:36,088 --> 00:29:37,510
Get rid of the box, this is stupid!
450
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:38,343
I told you--
451
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:39,880
- [Assistant] What are you doing?
452
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,820
- [Ramon] Close the curtains!
453
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:45,150
Where are my other pants?
454
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:45,983
- [Assistant] Just...
455
00:29:45,983 --> 00:29:46,816
Here, they're ready.
456
00:29:46,816 --> 00:29:47,900
Take this off.
457
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:48,733
- [Ramon] Okay.
458
00:29:48,733 --> 00:29:49,860
No, the sparkly ones!
459
00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:51,010
- [Assistant] These are the sparkly ones!
460
00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,390
- [Ramon] No, I mean
the really sparkly ones!
461
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,350
- [Assistant] You never told
me about the sparkly ones!
462
00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,569
- [Ramon] Well I, just
shut up and help me change.
463
00:29:56,569 --> 00:29:59,348
- [Assistant] Here, here, unbutton.
464
00:29:59,348 --> 00:30:01,906
- [Ramon] It's just like
Belgium all over again.
465
00:30:01,906 --> 00:30:03,969
- [Assistant] How'd you get into this?
466
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,190
- [Ramon] I slide in.
467
00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:09,510
- So, I understand you're
looking for an event planner?
468
00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:12,220
- [Ramon] Yes.
469
00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:14,180
I have a major show coming up.
470
00:30:15,045 --> 00:30:16,190
(Elaine clears throat)
471
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:19,320
- Well, that's just my
thing; what's it called?
472
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,204
- Delusion.
(Elaine screams)
473
00:30:22,204 --> 00:30:24,871
(Ramon screams)
474
00:30:26,016 --> 00:30:30,400
(Ramon cries)
Oh my God, I am so sorry.
475
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,060
- Don't worry about it too much.
476
00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:35,190
This isn't the first time it's happened.
477
00:30:39,686 --> 00:30:43,616
(cellphone plays ringtone)
478
00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:45,090
- Hello?
479
00:30:45,090 --> 00:30:46,800
- [Patsy] It's Patsy.
480
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,690
- Oh, hi.
481
00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:51,090
- [Patsy] Angela suggested you
need some professional help.
482
00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:53,180
- (chuckles) Oh, really?
483
00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:54,570
- [Patsy] But apparently,
she's seeking something
484
00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:56,270
different than me.
485
00:30:56,270 --> 00:30:58,620
She wants you to see a
relationship counselor.
486
00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:01,480
You know, to find out how a
proper relationship works.
487
00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:04,920
- Have you ever wondered how much trouble
488
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,420
you'd really get into if
you punched a 10-year-old?
489
00:31:11,223 --> 00:31:13,973
(knocks on door)
490
00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,964
- [Man] Come on, you bastard!
491
00:31:17,964 --> 00:31:19,570
- Um, hello?
492
00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:20,403
- [Man] What?
493
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:22,380
Who is it?
494
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,573
- Poppy.
495
00:31:25,804 --> 00:31:28,230
Angela recommended you to me.
496
00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:30,550
- Oh.
497
00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:32,120
Hi, Hugo.
498
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:32,953
- Poppy.
499
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,455
(Hugo grunts)
500
00:31:37,455 --> 00:31:38,620
(Hugo breathes heavily)
501
00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:41,270
- What was it that Angela
wanted me to help you with?
502
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,510
- I wanan know how to fake
a long-term relationship.
503
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:47,913
- Right.
504
00:31:52,563 --> 00:31:55,473
(fridge clatters)
505
00:31:55,473 --> 00:31:57,906
(Hugo groans)
506
00:31:57,906 --> 00:31:59,390
(fridge bangs)
507
00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:02,920
Poppy, I'm a relationship counselr.
508
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,440
I don't normally recommend
fake relationships;
509
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,500
in fact, I usually recommend
you don't ever allow yourself
510
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:12,110
to get involved in that
situation in the first place.
511
00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:13,210
- Yeah.
512
00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:14,370
Sure, of course.
513
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,390
But, what if someone really needed to?
514
00:32:19,390 --> 00:32:21,790
Like, for their career or something?
515
00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:23,730
- Well, it's still a bad idea.
516
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,570
A better idea is to embrace
a real relationship.
517
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:30,880
Even if you don't like the person
518
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,560
or they're particularly awkward,
519
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,620
or especially if it is someone
520
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,460
who can have significant
influence on your future.
521
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,240
- Okay. (chuckles)
522
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,100
But what--
523
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:43,590
- Ah ah ah!
524
00:32:43,590 --> 00:32:46,170
"Real, good; fake, bad.
525
00:32:46,170 --> 00:32:47,003
"Capisce?"
526
00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:48,903
- Okay.
527
00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:53,740
Can you just tell me how
relationships are formed?
528
00:32:56,890 --> 00:32:59,400
- So, you want me to
create your launch event?
529
00:33:00,430 --> 00:33:01,263
- Yes.
530
00:33:01,263 --> 00:33:02,096
- I can do that.
531
00:33:02,096 --> 00:33:02,929
- Great, you're hired.
532
00:33:02,929 --> 00:33:04,410
- But--
- She's hired.
533
00:33:04,410 --> 00:33:06,140
- I'm tired of re-wrapping that damn box
534
00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:07,490
and we're running out of time.
535
00:33:07,490 --> 00:33:09,250
- You won't regret it.
536
00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:11,410
I will put together
the greatest guest list
537
00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:12,390
you have ever seen.
538
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,160
Okay, so, what is this event about?
539
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,700
What is The Delusion?
540
00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:22,870
- Okay.
541
00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:24,200
Now, listen up.
542
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:29,960
Relationships tend to go
through three main stages:
543
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,970
forming, storming, performing.
544
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,410
In the first stage, you
find somebody attractive
545
00:33:37,410 --> 00:33:39,930
in some, possibly many, ways.
546
00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:45,940
Now, at this point you need
to be nice to that someone
547
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,720
so that they want to be around you too.
548
00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,513
- Right, got it.
549
00:33:54,513 --> 00:33:55,963
(clicks tongue) Nice is good.
550
00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:57,750
- Nice is good.
551
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,860
Second stage: storming.
552
00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:03,780
This is where your inevitable
differences show up
553
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:07,348
and you are arguing like
cats and dogs, okay?
554
00:34:07,348 --> 00:34:09,580
Now, you're all like, "Wah wah wah,"
555
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:12,830
and they're, "Meh te
deh," and you are fighting
556
00:34:12,830 --> 00:34:15,290
a deep-seated need to strangle them,
557
00:34:16,550 --> 00:34:20,500
cut them into little pieces,
and bury them in the garden.
558
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:24,053
- Right.
559
00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:26,900
- Right.
560
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:27,733
Right?
561
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:31,254
And the reason that these
arguments cut so deeply,
562
00:34:31,254 --> 00:34:33,080
(chuckles) no pun intended,
563
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,650
is because they challenge
your personality,
564
00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:39,140
your self-image, your future plans.
565
00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:41,730
I mean, you thought that
this person was attractive,
566
00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:44,700
now you find out that you
are fundamentally different,
567
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,060
which is terrible!
568
00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:46,960
It's a disaster!
569
00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:49,160
But it's normal.
570
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,960
- Okay.
571
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:53,920
Sure, yeah.
572
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,220
So, normal to hate the
person that you love.
573
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,190
Got it.
574
00:34:58,190 --> 00:34:59,360
- Absolutely.
575
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,760
And the intensity of
the arguments correlates
576
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,700
with the deepness of the relationship,
577
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:08,420
so deeply-felt relationships
will have angrier,
578
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:09,590
more intense arguments.
579
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,860
- I see.
580
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,480
- Stage three: performing.
581
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,900
Okay, now this is where, hopefully,
582
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:18,710
you have worked through your differences
583
00:35:18,710 --> 00:35:22,060
and reconciled them, or, if not, at least
584
00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:27,060
brought together the
differences in thinking
585
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:28,300
to a manageable level.
586
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,580
This is the dreaded compromise stage
587
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:33,300
that every marriage is based on.
588
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,940
- Right.
589
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:38,080
And what's the importance
of the performing?
590
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,460
Long term?
591
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:40,910
- Well, happiness, hopefully.
592
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:42,960
- Hm.
593
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,160
But it's not excitement.
594
00:35:45,570 --> 00:35:47,580
- Not so much as in the beginning.
595
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:52,580
May not be scintillating,
but there is love, respect;
596
00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:57,690
I mean, there's warm
memories of past challenges
597
00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:58,990
and shared experiences.
598
00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:02,380
- Sounds a little dull, don't you think?
599
00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:04,490
- Dull, but happy.
600
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,460
- Only if it lasts.
601
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:10,310
And, well,
602
00:36:12,309 --> 00:36:13,830
it never lasts.
603
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,290
- And?
604
00:36:21,290 --> 00:36:22,750
How was your job interview?
605
00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:25,840
- Different.
606
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,500
He's an artist.
607
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,001
Concept artist.
608
00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:30,920
- Mm, what does that mean?
609
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,320
- (chuckles) God only knows.
610
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,320
- Alright, well, when do you find out?
611
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,470
- Oh, no, I got the job.
612
00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:41,200
I'm just wondering what the
hell I let myself in for.
613
00:36:43,206 --> 00:36:44,039
How was your day?
614
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:47,870
- Lots of background research.
615
00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:51,600
I've come up with my tactical plan.
616
00:36:52,705 --> 00:36:56,955
(light, catchy instrumental music)
617
00:37:14,390 --> 00:37:15,780
Fight one,
618
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:17,230
fight two,
619
00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:18,170
fight three.
620
00:37:18,170 --> 00:37:20,250
Oh, that's not gonna work.
621
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,270
They're all Fridays,
622
00:37:22,270 --> 00:37:24,590
but make-up sex is good for Saturdays.
623
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,320
Now, what to fight about?
624
00:37:30,470 --> 00:37:31,980
Politics?
625
00:37:33,363 --> 00:37:34,340
Money.
626
00:37:35,827 --> 00:37:36,660
Faith.
627
00:37:39,770 --> 00:37:41,980
Self-help books.
628
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,120
It's not much of a list.
629
00:37:49,505 --> 00:37:51,010
I'll have to come up
with something better.
630
00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:55,890
Lovers have more power for good
or evil than they dream of.
631
00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:59,580
Unconcsiously, you mold yourself
632
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:01,960
to what she would have
you be, good or bad.
633
00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:06,400
After all, what noble
deeds were we not ripe for
634
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,700
in the days when we loved?
635
00:38:09,004 --> 00:38:11,830
It was no mere human creature
like ourselves that we adored,
636
00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:14,550
it was a queen that we paid homage to,
637
00:38:14,550 --> 00:38:16,210
a goddess that we worshiped!
638
00:38:19,158 --> 00:38:19,991
Aww.
639
00:38:19,991 --> 00:38:24,220
Those foolish days when we
were unselfish and pure-minded.
640
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:31,580
And oh, these wise and
clever days when we know
641
00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:34,730
that money is the only
prize worth striving for,
642
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,120
when we chase only passing thrills.
643
00:38:39,430 --> 00:38:40,680
These days take us over.
644
00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:46,169
(light, catchy instrumental music)
645
00:39:00,902 --> 00:39:02,900
It's working out rather well.
646
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:06,360
But, I think it might
be time for an argument.
647
00:39:10,730 --> 00:39:12,930
Did you use up the last
of my whipped cream?
648
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:16,400
- Yes, which is why I got you some more.
649
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,153
- Oh.
650
00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:23,710
- Besides, I'm surprised
you could even tell,
651
00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:24,630
given the mess.
652
00:39:35,682 --> 00:39:36,515
Hm.
653
00:39:36,515 --> 00:39:39,310
That cheese gonna walk
out on its own accord.
654
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,560
Get a job, start a family,
655
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,560
maybe even start a retirement plan.
656
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,820
Oh, and are you planning
on washing or ironing
657
00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:54,040
any of these clothes, or are
you happy walking around town
658
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,450
looking like a brightly-colored scrotum?
659
00:39:57,450 --> 00:39:58,840
- [Poppy] Scrotum?
660
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,230
- Something wrinkly and unpleasant anyway.
661
00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:04,790
- Oh, oh, and you're perfect, are you?
662
00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:07,600
- Oh, I keep nice and tidy, yes.
663
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,740
I try not to look like I'm homeless.
664
00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:17,566
(Poppy breathes deeply)
665
00:40:24,390 --> 00:40:25,590
Do your worst.
666
00:40:28,334 --> 00:40:30,917
(Elaine gasps)
667
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,353
- [Poppy] Don't you dare!
668
00:40:35,353 --> 00:40:36,480
- Oh, stop me.
669
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,340
- Don't you dare.
670
00:41:03,310 --> 00:41:05,980
(gasps) Oh!
671
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:08,150
Oh, it is on now, slut!
672
00:41:09,044 --> 00:41:12,294
(thrilling rock music)
673
00:41:32,266 --> 00:41:35,683
(both breathing heavily)
674
00:41:46,463 --> 00:41:47,430
- Hey Poppy honey, I want you to know
675
00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:49,762
we are really on a roll here.
676
00:41:49,762 --> 00:41:50,640
I mean, your new girlfriend's really
677
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,140
bringing something out of you.
678
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:55,180
Yeah, and who knows, maybe
when we're ready to launch,
679
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,322
we can have her do an event?
680
00:41:57,322 --> 00:41:59,739
(Patsy gags)
681
00:42:00,769 --> 00:42:05,686
(affectionate, cherished orchestral music)
682
00:42:15,361 --> 00:42:17,180
- What do you think?
683
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,347
- It's pretty.
684
00:42:21,378 --> 00:42:23,650
I don't know if I'd get up
for it regularly, though.
685
00:42:24,717 --> 00:42:26,216
- You were pretty awake this morning.
686
00:42:26,216 --> 00:42:27,910
- Mm, yes, I know.
687
00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:30,170
It was most odd.
688
00:42:36,284 --> 00:42:37,867
- What do you want?
689
00:42:39,547 --> 00:42:41,000
- To go back to bed, I think.
690
00:42:42,154 --> 00:42:42,987
- (chuckles) No.
691
00:42:44,322 --> 00:42:45,600
I mean, what do you want out of life?
692
00:42:52,334 --> 00:42:53,284
- I wanna be happy.
693
00:42:56,370 --> 00:42:59,590
I want my friends to be happy;
694
00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:05,320
if I had one, I'd want
my family to be happy.
695
00:43:09,844 --> 00:43:11,780
I haven't got much further than that.
696
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,980
- You forgot about Zeus.
697
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:17,683
- (chuckles) Give him a ball
to chase and a leg to hump,
698
00:43:17,683 --> 00:43:18,870
and he's good.
699
00:43:24,570 --> 00:43:25,403
- So,
700
00:43:29,748 --> 00:43:30,581
do you,
701
00:43:32,090 --> 00:43:34,350
do you think we should move in together?
702
00:43:38,227 --> 00:43:39,330
- Um,
703
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,073
maybe.
704
00:43:44,170 --> 00:43:45,003
- Good.
705
00:43:45,887 --> 00:43:47,220
I'll start searching.
706
00:43:51,647 --> 00:43:56,147
(moody, throbbing instrumental music)
707
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,920
- Damn it!
708
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,670
Hugo, what have you gotten me into?
709
00:44:06,839 --> 00:44:09,120
- [Hugo] Excuse me, but what have I done?
710
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,500
- What have you done?
711
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,050
What have you done?
712
00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:15,306
Oh, oh, I will tell you what you've done.
713
00:44:15,306 --> 00:44:17,700
It is working so well, she
wants to move in together!
714
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:18,900
That's what you've done!
715
00:44:20,343 --> 00:44:22,343
(sighs)
716
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,630
I'm comfortable in my home.
717
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:31,750
All my old trinkets to meet
me whenever I glance up.
718
00:44:33,641 --> 00:44:35,841
All my little knick-knacks
spread around me.
719
00:44:36,691 --> 00:44:38,680
(passive, joyless piano music)
720
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,240
Photos of the girls I've
loved up on the mantelpiece.
721
00:44:43,134 --> 00:44:45,484
A couple of disreputable
pipes scattered about.
722
00:44:47,736 --> 00:44:49,736
(sighs)
723
00:44:50,710 --> 00:44:55,460
Familiar pictures to hide
the stains on the walls.
724
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:01,240
My books, higgledy-piggledy
all over the place.
725
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:08,680
Even the stains themselves are memories.
726
00:45:11,732 --> 00:45:13,894
(person knocking on door)
727
00:45:13,894 --> 00:45:16,394
(Poppy sighs)
728
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,720
- Ready to go apartment hunting?
729
00:45:24,490 --> 00:45:25,323
- Sure.
730
00:45:27,234 --> 00:45:31,901
(delicate, troubled instrumental music)
731
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,080
- What do you think?
732
00:45:36,814 --> 00:45:39,030
(Poppy groans)
733
00:45:39,030 --> 00:45:41,730
- New furniture has no charm,
compared with old stuff.
734
00:45:43,912 --> 00:45:45,040
- (sighs) Come on.
735
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,760
- It's the old things that we love.
736
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,790
Old faces, old books, old jokes.
737
00:45:58,275 --> 00:46:00,275
(sighs)
738
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,850
- So, here it is.
739
00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:05,340
- Okay, let's have a look around.
740
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:13,250
- And not merely old in itself.
741
00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:15,150
Apartment furniture generally is that.
742
00:46:16,290 --> 00:46:19,210
It must be old to us,
743
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:23,010
old in recollections and association.
744
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:29,850
- We weren't expecting it to be furnished.
745
00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:33,830
- Oh, don't worry, it won't
be, after I evict this jackass.
746
00:46:33,830 --> 00:46:36,500
- So, the rent?
747
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:39,330
- [Landlord] $1,600,
like it says in the ad.
748
00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:41,260
No negotiation.
749
00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:42,400
- Not even a little?
750
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,850
- [Landlord] I used to
get $1,750 for this place!
751
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:46,733
- Oh.
752
00:46:46,733 --> 00:46:48,040
- [Landlord] And $1,900 before that.
753
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,570
- Well, it's a good thing we
didn't come apartment-hunting
754
00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:51,403
five years ago.
755
00:46:52,670 --> 00:46:54,290
It woulda cost us a fortune.
756
00:46:55,675 --> 00:46:56,848
("Don't Wanna Do [What I Don't Wanna Do]")
757
00:46:56,848 --> 00:47:00,270
♪ Just say I don't wanna do ♪
758
00:47:00,270 --> 00:47:01,672
♪ Just because you think I should do it ♪
759
00:47:01,672 --> 00:47:04,472
♪ Don't mean I think I should do it too ♪
760
00:47:04,472 --> 00:47:06,595
♪ Now down the road, I might regret it ♪
761
00:47:06,595 --> 00:47:08,391
♪ But I'll probably just forget it ♪
762
00:47:08,391 --> 00:47:11,656
♪ 'Cause I'll do it if I
thought it was meant to ♪
763
00:47:11,656 --> 00:47:16,656
♪ And I don't wanna do
what I don't wanna do ♪
764
00:47:16,974 --> 00:47:18,954
♪ Uh-Uh ♪
765
00:47:18,954 --> 00:47:22,621
(singer razzes melodically)
766
00:47:26,434 --> 00:47:27,267
- Oh.
767
00:47:27,267 --> 00:47:28,120
Hello, ladies.
768
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,376
- [Elaine] Hi.
769
00:47:29,376 --> 00:47:30,971
- Hi, I'm Loretta.
770
00:47:30,971 --> 00:47:31,804
I'm from the neighborhood committee.
771
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,340
- I'm Elaine, I'm Poppy's partner.
772
00:47:35,290 --> 00:47:36,409
- (chuckles) Partner?
773
00:47:36,409 --> 00:47:37,790
(light, catchy instrumental music)
774
00:47:37,790 --> 00:47:40,560
Oh, yes, of course, she's my girl!
775
00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:42,630
Of course.
776
00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:44,350
- That's lovely.
777
00:47:44,350 --> 00:47:46,870
I was wondering which one
of the community projects
778
00:47:46,870 --> 00:47:47,880
you would wanna be involved with?
779
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,390
- Oh, no, I don't think we're
gonna have time for that.
780
00:47:50,390 --> 00:47:51,840
- Actually, I think we might.
781
00:47:52,854 --> 00:47:55,394
Poppy, we can make some time, surely.
782
00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:56,800
Loretta, why don't you just come in,
783
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,850
tell us all about it?
784
00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:00,623
- Sure.
785
00:48:02,424 --> 00:48:03,774
If you don't mind the mess.
786
00:48:22,390 --> 00:48:24,230
- You know what, Loretta?
787
00:48:24,230 --> 00:48:25,730
I think Poppy and I might
be able to help you out
788
00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,240
with almost all of these.
789
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,067
- Whoa, all of them?
790
00:48:29,067 --> 00:48:30,710
- [Loretta] Well that's fantastic!
791
00:48:30,710 --> 00:48:32,230
Here, write down your email
792
00:48:32,230 --> 00:48:34,070
and I'll start sending you stuff.
793
00:48:34,070 --> 00:48:36,120
- Actually, I'm in the
process of changing my email
794
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,170
at the moment, so...
795
00:48:38,270 --> 00:48:40,730
- In that case Loretta,
you just send it all to me
796
00:48:40,730 --> 00:48:43,430
and I'll make sure Poppy gets it.
797
00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:45,200
- Thank you so much.
798
00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:50,500
Well, I must be off.
799
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,860
- [Elaine] I'll bring you down.
800
00:48:52,860 --> 00:48:53,880
- You going out again?
801
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:54,713
- Yes.
802
00:48:54,713 --> 00:48:56,420
Unforunately, we spent the entire day
803
00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,780
trying to find us a new apartment,
804
00:48:58,780 --> 00:49:03,020
but there was apparently
something wrong with all of them.
805
00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:05,150
All that time, all that effort,
806
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,990
all that research, and nothing was right,
807
00:49:07,990 --> 00:49:12,500
so I'm going to go out
and do some food shopping.
808
00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:17,093
Bye, darling.
809
00:49:27,025 --> 00:49:28,990
- I may have underestimated my opponent.
810
00:49:32,490 --> 00:49:35,630
Well, two can play at that game.
811
00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:41,910
Dear reader, if you are
ever hit by a pang of regret
812
00:49:41,910 --> 00:49:44,770
or even guilt for faking
your relationship,
813
00:49:45,768 --> 00:49:48,090
it always helps to keep
a list of all the things
814
00:49:48,090 --> 00:49:51,590
that your partner does that annoys you.
815
00:49:51,590 --> 00:49:55,180
One: she criticizes your female friends.
816
00:49:55,180 --> 00:49:58,760
Two: every day requires
a 45-minute analysis
817
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,140
of who's annoyed her at work.
818
00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:04,290
Three: you don't need to
wear my clothes obsessively
819
00:50:04,290 --> 00:50:06,870
like you're trying to permanently
mark me with your smell!
820
00:50:06,870 --> 00:50:09,480
I am not a signpost for you to pee on.
821
00:50:11,411 --> 00:50:13,410
(sighs)
822
00:50:13,410 --> 00:50:17,970
22: every morning, your breath smells
823
00:50:17,970 --> 00:50:19,770
like a raccoon's butthole!
824
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:25,920
And finally, 23: I am
not your emotional crutch
825
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,750
that exists just to confirm
everything you want to do!
826
00:50:30,915 --> 00:50:32,965
If you want to do it, just fucking do it!
827
00:50:35,454 --> 00:50:37,454
(sighs)
828
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:51,083
- Are we good?
829
00:50:52,670 --> 00:50:53,503
- Yeah.
830
00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:56,200
Yeah, of course.
831
00:50:57,841 --> 00:50:58,850
Of course we're good.
832
00:51:01,690 --> 00:51:03,270
It's just...
833
00:51:03,270 --> 00:51:04,103
- It's just what?
834
00:51:06,091 --> 00:51:07,495
- I just would like to do more things
835
00:51:07,495 --> 00:51:09,260
that I want to do sometimes.
836
00:51:10,890 --> 00:51:12,540
- But I'm not stopping you, am I?
837
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,020
- No, not really.
838
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:17,990
- Not really?
839
00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:20,660
Well, what is it that you wanna do?
840
00:51:23,086 --> 00:51:24,544
- I dunno, like...
841
00:51:24,544 --> 00:51:27,300
(light, catchy instrumental music)
842
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,690
I dunno, like camping.
843
00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:31,293
- Camping?
844
00:51:31,293 --> 00:51:32,126
(Poppy grunts affirmatively)
845
00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:35,730
Like, a tent, with bugs everywhere,
846
00:51:35,730 --> 00:51:38,450
and bears and mud and stuff?
847
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,920
- Okay (laughs), well
when you put it like that.
848
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,120
- I'm just so busy with Ramon's--
849
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,310
- Hey.
850
00:51:46,310 --> 00:51:50,690
Excuse me, it is The Great Ramon's.
851
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,530
- The Great Ramon's show.
852
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:57,625
- Anyway, I thought you were
only doing half the show?
853
00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:59,690
- I'm not doing half the
show, I'm doing the full show,
854
00:51:59,690 --> 00:52:02,050
he just hasn't entirely told me
855
00:52:02,050 --> 00:52:04,930
what the main part of the show is.
856
00:52:04,930 --> 00:52:09,930
- Well, that sounds
like half a show to me.
857
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:14,090
- I invited all my contacts, the press,
858
00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:17,200
my most glamorous professional clients.
859
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,140
It had better be a good bloody show.
860
00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:20,530
Even a former mayor's coming.
861
00:52:20,530 --> 00:52:22,580
- Okay, well maybe you just need a break.
862
00:52:35,590 --> 00:52:36,423
- Um,
863
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:41,290
well we could...
864
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,530
- Well, forget it.
865
00:52:46,446 --> 00:52:48,130
If you don't like camping,
you don't like camping.
866
00:52:49,945 --> 00:52:51,995
What kind of idiot likes camping anyways?
867
00:53:03,710 --> 00:53:04,543
Hey.
868
00:53:04,543 --> 00:53:05,380
Sorry I'm late.
869
00:53:06,371 --> 00:53:07,390
- Come on, let's go.
870
00:53:07,390 --> 00:53:08,223
Get off.
871
00:53:11,376 --> 00:53:12,610
- [Poppy] What is this place anyways?
872
00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:15,210
- This, Pops, is a publishing house.
873
00:53:15,210 --> 00:53:16,043
- Oh.
874
00:53:16,043 --> 00:53:17,620
- Welcome to Russell and Flo Publishing.
875
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:19,020
- Although, really, it's just Russell now,
876
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:21,220
he divorced the cheating slut.
877
00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:24,250
- Ah ah ah ah.
878
00:53:26,530 --> 00:53:28,360
- Nice to meet you at last, Poppy.
879
00:53:29,310 --> 00:53:31,880
- I'm delighted to be here.
880
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,580
- I want you to know
that if you commit to us,
881
00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:36,130
we will commit to you.
882
00:53:39,430 --> 00:53:40,330
- Glad to hear it.
883
00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,580
- See, that's the way it has to be, Poppy,
884
00:53:43,580 --> 00:53:47,500
because every time we
take on a new writer,
885
00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:51,760
we essentially bet the company on them.
886
00:53:53,850 --> 00:53:54,683
- Oh.
887
00:54:01,330 --> 00:54:04,770
- So, I've been thinking
about your suggestion.
888
00:54:04,770 --> 00:54:06,740
- Oh, really?
889
00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:08,280
Which one?
890
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,230
- The camping trip.
891
00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:12,310
- Oh, that.
892
00:54:12,310 --> 00:54:13,960
- And I think we should do it.
893
00:54:15,230 --> 00:54:17,280
- Um, this summer?
894
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,750
- Of course.
895
00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:20,150
- Well, are we gonna have time?
896
00:54:20,150 --> 00:54:21,980
- Well, Ramon's event is going great,
897
00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:23,410
it's still a couple of weeks away,
898
00:54:23,410 --> 00:54:25,490
and I mean, you're not
really doing anyth...
899
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:27,960
Uh, you, um...
900
00:54:29,990 --> 00:54:30,823
You,
901
00:54:31,850 --> 00:54:33,480
you're flexible, right?
902
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,690
- No.
903
00:54:34,690 --> 00:54:35,970
No, I'm not that flexible.
904
00:54:35,970 --> 00:54:38,770
No, I have a writing
schedule and everything.
905
00:54:38,770 --> 00:54:40,820
- And you better stick with it.
906
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:42,070
- [Elaine] Oh, hi, Patsy!
907
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,380
- Speak of the devil.
908
00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:47,970
- This is actually perfect timing.
909
00:54:47,970 --> 00:54:49,580
Do you think you can maybe give Poppy
910
00:54:49,580 --> 00:54:51,810
a couple of days off her schedule?
911
00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:53,090
- Sorry, no.
912
00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:55,110
It's very important
that the work gets done.
913
00:54:55,110 --> 00:54:56,040
- See, I told you.
914
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,690
I can't get away.
915
00:54:57,690 --> 00:54:59,996
We'll go camping another time.
916
00:54:59,996 --> 00:55:01,620
- Camping?
917
00:55:01,620 --> 00:55:02,920
You like camping?
918
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:03,850
- I love camping.
919
00:55:05,362 --> 00:55:09,020
- You know what, maybe
I've been too harsh.
920
00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:10,830
- I'm sure that's not true.
921
00:55:10,830 --> 00:55:12,840
You're just being professional.
922
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,150
- I mean, I don't wanna stop you guys
923
00:55:14,150 --> 00:55:16,160
from going camping, especially right now
924
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,900
with all the blazing-hot
sun we've been having.
925
00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:20,000
So I'll tell you what:
926
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,610
I'll shift your writing
schedule by a week.
927
00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:24,460
- Are you sure you can do that?
928
00:55:24,460 --> 00:55:29,040
You know, I mean, without
speaking to Angela first?
929
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:29,880
- Sure.
930
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,930
In fact, I think this
is the best idea ever.
931
00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:34,130
- Thank you so much!
932
00:55:35,650 --> 00:55:37,520
- Oh, it's my pleasure.
933
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,353
- Poppy, come on.
934
00:55:38,353 --> 00:55:39,270
Let's go get a tent.
935
00:55:46,522 --> 00:55:47,355
(Poppy chuckles)
936
00:55:47,355 --> 00:55:49,510
Okay, we have everything, right?
937
00:55:49,510 --> 00:55:50,900
- And more.
938
00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:52,190
- I mean, it's not like we're going
939
00:55:52,190 --> 00:55:54,150
into the middle of nowhere.
940
00:55:54,150 --> 00:55:55,940
If we need anything, we'll just buy it.
941
00:55:56,870 --> 00:55:58,130
- Sure.
942
00:55:58,130 --> 00:55:59,510
- Okay.
943
00:55:59,510 --> 00:56:00,343
Let's go.
944
00:56:04,181 --> 00:56:08,181
(optimistic instrumental music)
945
00:56:36,789 --> 00:56:37,739
I think we're here.
946
00:56:39,090 --> 00:56:41,750
- We're gonna be walking
mostly from now on, right?
947
00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:52,866
I'll go sign us in.
948
00:56:58,502 --> 00:56:59,650
- Did you find a map?
949
00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:04,390
- I have one map, and a
two-for-one token for ziplining
950
00:57:04,390 --> 00:57:06,190
from the camp counselor.
951
00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:07,023
- Took you a while.
952
00:57:07,023 --> 00:57:08,450
Were you chatting?
953
00:57:08,450 --> 00:57:09,330
- Yes.
954
00:57:09,330 --> 00:57:11,880
I felt like finding an especially novel,
955
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,690
out-of-the-way subject
to talk to him about,
956
00:57:13,690 --> 00:57:16,360
a subject that no one had
ever talked about before,
957
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:20,270
a subject the discussion
of which will come down
958
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,170
upon the world and stun them,
959
00:57:23,170 --> 00:57:25,940
a topic that will attract by its novelty
960
00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:29,450
and invigorate by its
surprising freshness.
961
00:57:29,450 --> 00:57:30,283
- Which was?
962
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:33,320
- We talked about the weather.
963
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:36,320
- Well, I'm glad you found
something so useful to do.
964
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,393
By the way, you're cooking tonight.
965
00:57:38,393 --> 00:57:40,930
- That might not be such a good idea.
966
00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:42,800
Apparently, it's gonna rain.
967
00:57:46,057 --> 00:57:48,724
(Elaine grunts)
968
00:57:54,305 --> 00:57:55,640
Are these seats taken?
969
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,040
- Uh, no, you'll be
alright, you should join us.
970
00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:09,170
And how are you two lovely
ladies doing this evening?
971
00:58:09,170 --> 00:58:12,366
- Mm-mm, sorry boys, you're out of luck.
972
00:58:12,366 --> 00:58:15,200
We drive on the opposite side of the road.
973
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,330
- Yeah, we know.
974
00:58:16,330 --> 00:58:17,884
We saw you drive in.
975
00:58:17,884 --> 00:58:21,051
(Poppy and men laugh)
976
00:58:23,345 --> 00:58:25,297
(group chatters)
977
00:58:25,297 --> 00:58:27,110
- Excuse me, what kind
of wines do you have?
978
00:58:27,110 --> 00:58:29,250
- The usual, red and white.
979
00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:30,900
Actually, we're out of white.
980
00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:31,733
- Oh.
981
00:58:31,733 --> 00:58:32,566
- No, don't worry about it.
982
00:58:32,566 --> 00:58:34,756
Actually, we're gonna
be on the beers tonight.
983
00:58:34,756 --> 00:58:36,310
- Alright!
- Beers.
984
00:58:36,310 --> 00:58:37,143
(Poppy chuckles)
985
00:58:37,143 --> 00:58:37,976
- Cheers.
- All around.
986
00:58:37,976 --> 00:58:38,950
- [Phil] On you, not us.
987
00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:40,770
Our tent is really small.
988
00:58:40,770 --> 00:58:42,518
- Yeah, it's really good.
989
00:58:42,518 --> 00:58:44,940
(Poppy and men talk over each other)
990
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:46,376
- We're sleeping in that tent together.
991
00:58:46,376 --> 00:58:49,209
(edgy rock music)
992
00:58:51,201 --> 00:58:53,315
(men cheer)
993
00:58:53,315 --> 00:58:56,065
(group chatters)
994
00:58:59,096 --> 00:59:01,846
(Poppy laughing)
995
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:04,321
- [Elaine] Do you guys sleep naked?
996
00:59:04,321 --> 00:59:05,336
- [Pete] No!
997
00:59:05,336 --> 00:59:07,462
- We are gonna kick your ass.
998
00:59:07,462 --> 00:59:12,462
- [Phil] Go go go go go. (yells)
999
00:59:12,863 --> 00:59:13,696
Sick.
1000
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:16,639
- [Poppy] You gonna make it?
1001
00:59:16,639 --> 00:59:18,340
You gonna make it?
1002
00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:19,380
- [Phil] It's fine, it's
fine, your forehead's fine.
1003
00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:21,795
- [Pete] I hit my head all the time.
1004
00:59:21,795 --> 00:59:23,669
- [Poppy] You got it, you got it, Elaine!
1005
00:59:23,669 --> 00:59:25,326
- [Pete] Whoa, whoa, she's...
1006
00:59:25,326 --> 00:59:27,384
- [Poppy] You should do two
shots, just to show off.
1007
00:59:27,384 --> 00:59:28,732
- [Pete] Do two, do two, do two!
1008
00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:29,735
Yes!
1009
00:59:29,735 --> 00:59:30,914
- You're nuts!
- Yes!
1010
00:59:30,914 --> 00:59:32,194
- [Phil] It's fine.
1011
00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:33,415
Keep the stick on the ground;
1012
00:59:33,415 --> 00:59:34,492
if not, it's illegal.
1013
00:59:34,492 --> 00:59:36,492
- [Elaine] You got this.
1014
00:59:41,954 --> 00:59:43,730
- [Phil] That looks good, you got it.
1015
00:59:43,730 --> 00:59:45,323
Yeah.
(Elaine whoops)
1016
00:59:45,323 --> 00:59:47,158
(group talking over each other)
1017
00:59:47,158 --> 00:59:49,486
- [Pete] (laughs) I wonder
what she's going for.
1018
00:59:49,486 --> 00:59:51,386
- [Phil] Steady.
1019
00:59:51,386 --> 00:59:53,026
Yes!
- Don't think about puking.
1020
00:59:53,026 --> 00:59:54,518
- Don't think about puking.
(Elaine groans)
1021
00:59:54,518 --> 00:59:55,528
- [Pete] Alright!
1022
00:59:55,528 --> 00:59:56,680
Carry on!
1023
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:57,763
Sweep! Sweep!
1024
01:00:00,408 --> 01:00:02,947
(men boo)
1025
01:00:02,947 --> 01:00:06,697
(group laughing and talking)
1026
01:00:13,874 --> 01:00:16,916
(Poppy laughs)
1027
01:00:16,916 --> 01:00:19,416
(men hooting)
1028
01:00:20,542 --> 01:00:24,542
(group talking over each other)
1029
01:00:30,046 --> 01:00:30,879
- Oh!
1030
01:00:32,947 --> 01:00:36,568
(cheers) What?
1031
01:00:36,568 --> 01:00:38,147
I win!
1032
01:00:38,147 --> 01:00:38,980
Yes!
1033
01:00:43,290 --> 01:00:45,208
You guys gonna be alright?
1034
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:48,700
- [Phil] Yeah, I'm just not
gonna let him in the tent.
1035
01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:52,100
He has a genetic
predisposition to diarrhea.
1036
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:53,600
- [Elaine] That's a good idea.
1037
01:00:54,603 --> 01:00:55,936
Goodnight!
- Bye.
1038
01:00:59,224 --> 01:01:01,807
(Poppy groans)
1039
01:01:03,668 --> 01:01:08,266
- [Poppy] Just 'scuse me just a moment.
1040
01:01:08,266 --> 01:01:10,433
(retches)
1041
01:01:13,124 --> 01:01:15,207
(coughs)
1042
01:01:17,705 --> 01:01:18,655
Is there any water?
1043
01:01:31,217 --> 01:01:32,130
Give us a kiss.
1044
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:35,513
Oh.
1045
01:01:36,706 --> 01:01:37,539
(gags) Hang on.
1046
01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:40,480
Oh God, I'm not,
1047
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,670
I'm not done. (gags and coughs)
1048
01:01:47,113 --> 01:01:50,354
(harmonic folk music)
1049
01:01:50,354 --> 01:01:51,804
(metal banging)
Jesus, fuck!
1050
01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:56,370
- [Elaine] Time to get up,
we've got some hiking to do.
1051
01:01:56,370 --> 01:01:59,326
- [Poppy] (groans) Five more minutes?
1052
01:01:59,326 --> 01:02:03,570
- Poppy, I have a lot
planned this holiday,
1053
01:02:03,570 --> 01:02:05,470
and I do not wanna miss a thing.
1054
01:02:07,776 --> 01:02:09,440
- (laughs) Okay!
1055
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,680
Okay! (groans)
1056
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:11,513
I'm up.
1057
01:02:12,670 --> 01:02:14,500
(inhales through teeth) I'm up.
1058
01:02:15,436 --> 01:02:19,603
(harmonic, expressive folk music)
1059
01:02:29,335 --> 01:02:31,750
(Poppy panting)
1060
01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:33,322
- [Elaine] Come on.
1061
01:02:33,322 --> 01:02:34,905
It's not that hard.
1062
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:38,770
- We just passed two dead hobbits.
1063
01:02:55,960 --> 01:03:00,095
We are in a place where the
feet of the tramping millions
1064
01:03:00,095 --> 01:03:02,620
have not trodden its grass to dust,
1065
01:03:02,620 --> 01:03:04,110
nor the din of the myriad cities
1066
01:03:04,110 --> 01:03:05,940
chased the silence forever away.
1067
01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:11,080
So, we walk hand-in-hand with
nature under the great sky,
1068
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,500
living in sun-kissed tents
amid the lowing herds.
1069
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:19,830
The great earth rolls around in stillness,
1070
01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:22,400
unladen with trouble and wrong.
1071
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:26,670
And we are free,
1072
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:29,733
for a time.
1073
01:03:52,230 --> 01:03:53,730
We're lost as fuck, aren't we?
1074
01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:58,697
(Elaine laughs sarcastically)
1075
01:03:59,990 --> 01:04:02,490
(Poppy sighs)
1076
01:04:03,366 --> 01:04:07,199
(gentle, feel-good pop music)
1077
01:04:40,716 --> 01:04:41,549
I need a shower.
1078
01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:49,160
I somehow seem to have an
irresistible allure over mud.
1079
01:04:50,170 --> 01:04:51,570
I swear, sometimes my friends invite me
1080
01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:54,370
to outdoor activities, just
so that they can stay clean.
1081
01:04:55,512 --> 01:05:00,169
(gentle, feel-good pop music)
1082
01:05:00,169 --> 01:05:02,919
(women laughing)
1083
01:05:04,451 --> 01:05:05,284
- Hi.
1084
01:05:05,284 --> 01:05:06,630
- Hey.
1085
01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:07,590
- I thought...
1086
01:05:11,170 --> 01:05:12,770
I thought I'd grab a shower too.
1087
01:05:16,230 --> 01:05:18,390
- You don't have to be jealous.
1088
01:05:18,390 --> 01:05:21,070
Look, all I was doing was
putting in a good word for Phil.
1089
01:05:22,420 --> 01:05:23,253
- Right.
1090
01:05:27,270 --> 01:05:29,853
(Poppy scoffs)
1091
01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:37,240
- [Hugo] Poppy, feet off the couch.
1092
01:05:38,470 --> 01:05:39,680
- It's not working.
1093
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,810
- [Hugo] What's not working?
1094
01:05:40,810 --> 01:05:42,590
- My fake relationship!
1095
01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:45,080
- [Hugo] What exactly
are you doing, Poppy?
1096
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,780
- Listen, Hugo, I ask the
questions around here, okay?
1097
01:05:48,830 --> 01:05:50,080
How do I patch things up?
1098
01:05:52,060 --> 01:05:54,020
- Have you considered letting them know
1099
01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:57,570
who you really are?
1100
01:05:57,570 --> 01:05:59,860
- Okay, if you're not gonna
say antyhing constructive,
1101
01:05:59,860 --> 01:06:02,200
then why am I even here?
1102
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,840
- Have you considered
telling them about your past?
1103
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:08,390
About your family, about
your struggles, your secrets,
1104
01:06:08,390 --> 01:06:09,826
have you...
1105
01:06:09,826 --> 01:06:12,580
(sighs) How do you like to handle money?
1106
01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:14,310
- Temporarily, usually.
1107
01:06:14,310 --> 01:06:15,370
- Ha ha.
1108
01:06:15,370 --> 01:06:16,850
What about your expectation?
1109
01:06:16,850 --> 01:06:19,070
- I don't have any expectations.
1110
01:06:19,070 --> 01:06:21,950
- What about the possibility
of having children?
1111
01:06:21,950 --> 01:06:22,783
- Wha?
1112
01:06:22,783 --> 01:06:24,270
Are you out of your damn mind?
1113
01:06:25,410 --> 01:06:26,460
Honestly, I'm starting to wonder
1114
01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:28,430
what the hell I'm even doing here.
1115
01:06:29,867 --> 01:06:32,367
(Hugo groans)
1116
01:06:34,576 --> 01:06:35,885
(Hugo sighs)
(window thuds softly)
1117
01:06:35,885 --> 01:06:38,468
(Hugo grunts)
1118
01:06:46,066 --> 01:06:50,399
(person knock aggressively on door)
1119
01:06:51,992 --> 01:06:54,480
- I want to know why you
were flirting with that girl.
1120
01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:57,130
- What girl?
1121
01:06:57,130 --> 01:06:59,040
- The girl from the
showers at the campsite;
1122
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,490
why do I even have to say this?
1123
01:07:01,490 --> 01:07:04,162
Are there a bunch more
that I don't know about?
1124
01:07:04,162 --> 01:07:04,995
- No.
1125
01:07:04,995 --> 01:07:07,830
- Okay, and why don't you
want us to move in together?
1126
01:07:07,830 --> 01:07:09,290
- Are we really gonna do this right now?
1127
01:07:09,290 --> 01:07:10,123
- Yes.
1128
01:07:10,123 --> 01:07:12,990
We are going to do this
right here, right now.
1129
01:07:12,990 --> 01:07:14,130
- It's gonna throw off our whole schedule,
1130
01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:15,350
I'm gonna have to redo the whole thing.
1131
01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:16,560
- Poppy, I really don't care
1132
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,600
about your stupid writing schedule.
1133
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,880
- Right, this'll probably
mess with that too.
1134
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,153
Great.
1135
01:07:23,153 --> 01:07:24,200
- Poppy, will you just listen to me?
1136
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,110
- No, yeah, I'm listening.
1137
01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:26,943
I'm listening.
1138
01:07:28,290 --> 01:07:30,070
- I just want to know what's going on.
1139
01:07:32,646 --> 01:07:35,512
- Come with me.
1140
01:07:35,512 --> 01:07:37,845
I'll tell you about my past,
1141
01:07:40,449 --> 01:07:43,425
maybe even some of my secrets.
1142
01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:46,258
(Elaine chuckles)
1143
01:07:48,006 --> 01:07:52,256
(light, catchy instrumental music)
1144
01:08:28,209 --> 01:08:31,376
(Poppy clears throat)
1145
01:08:50,913 --> 01:08:51,830
- Hi, Pops.
1146
01:08:52,831 --> 01:08:53,664
- Hi.
1147
01:08:53,664 --> 01:08:55,110
- You're early, why are you early?
1148
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,050
- You said you wanted to see me?
1149
01:08:58,050 --> 01:08:59,368
- Yes, honey.
1150
01:08:59,368 --> 01:09:04,368
Come on in.
1151
01:09:07,570 --> 01:09:09,460
- Absolutely impressed.
1152
01:09:09,460 --> 01:09:10,810
- You are?
- Yes, I am.
1153
01:09:11,825 --> 01:09:14,150
- Hon, you did great work over the summer.
1154
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:17,050
A little bit savage,
but (sighs) delicious.
1155
01:09:17,050 --> 01:09:18,320
- I'm glad you like it.
1156
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:20,020
- Russell's very happy too.
1157
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:21,270
- Cool.
1158
01:09:21,270 --> 01:09:23,020
- You'd be amazed at what sells.
1159
01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:25,660
- I also have a couple
of top-line magazines
1160
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:26,910
looking for contributors.
1161
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:28,713
- So,
1162
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:30,840
it needs an ending, huh?
1163
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,090
- [Angela] Yes it does.
1164
01:09:34,569 --> 01:09:36,214
- Well,
1165
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,580
I guess I'm gonna have to figure out
1166
01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:39,930
what that's gonna be, then.
1167
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:50,420
- You know, I still don't get it.
1168
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:51,760
- [Angela] Get what?
1169
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,350
- The concept.
1170
01:09:53,350 --> 01:09:54,940
I mean, if you're
maintaining your relationship
1171
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:56,150
with someone, what's the difference
1172
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,500
between that and faking it?
1173
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,290
- [Angela] I don't know.
1174
01:10:00,290 --> 01:10:02,330
(cellphone buzzes)
1175
01:10:02,330 --> 01:10:03,163
Hello?
1176
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:09,860
- So, how did your day go?
1177
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:12,310
- It was good.
1178
01:10:12,310 --> 01:10:13,143
Good.
1179
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,433
- Productive?
1180
01:10:17,050 --> 01:10:17,883
- Yes.
1181
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,190
Actually, I think the deal's set.
1182
01:10:24,870 --> 01:10:25,780
- That's great!
1183
01:10:27,564 --> 01:10:28,814
God, you're so wonderful.
1184
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:30,493
- Mm.
1185
01:10:31,570 --> 01:10:32,403
Wow.
1186
01:10:34,810 --> 01:10:35,650
Thank you.
1187
01:10:41,468 --> 01:10:43,650
(chuckles)
1188
01:10:43,650 --> 01:10:45,900
Obviously, I should get
published more often.
1189
01:10:52,016 --> 01:10:55,599
(longing orchestral music)
1190
01:11:02,781 --> 01:11:05,781
(attendees chatter)
1191
01:11:30,970 --> 01:11:32,230
- This reception is delightful, Elaine.
1192
01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:33,780
- Thank you so much.
1193
01:11:35,122 --> 01:11:37,060
I think everyone's enjoying themselves.
1194
01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:38,610
- Think the mayor certainly is.
1195
01:11:41,842 --> 01:11:44,730
(both chuckle)
1196
01:11:44,730 --> 01:11:46,330
- [Ramon] Please, enter.
1197
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,160
It's time for Delusion.
1198
01:11:57,938 --> 01:11:59,021
- [Poppy] So,
1199
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:04,230
now we find out what
it's all about, do we?
1200
01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:07,330
- Anytime now.
1201
01:12:10,728 --> 01:12:12,131
(someone farts)
1202
01:12:12,131 --> 01:12:13,730
- Really, people?
1203
01:12:13,730 --> 01:12:15,030
Is that how it's gonna be?
1204
01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:20,510
- Nothing's happening.
1205
01:12:21,350 --> 01:12:22,670
- Yeah.
1206
01:12:22,670 --> 01:12:23,730
I know.
1207
01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,339
Couldn't help but notice
1208
01:12:25,339 --> 01:12:27,760
that a big old bag of
nothing is happening.
1209
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,200
- Shut up and follow me.
1210
01:12:38,550 --> 01:12:39,660
- What's that?
1211
01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:41,130
- Night vision.
1212
01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:44,110
It's the faces of the people
as they come to a realization.
1213
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,180
- [Elaine] Where's the show, Ramon?
1214
01:12:49,180 --> 01:12:50,540
- That's the realization.
1215
01:12:51,670 --> 01:12:53,390
There is no show!
1216
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,160
That's why it's called Delusion.
1217
01:12:57,930 --> 01:12:58,763
- What?
1218
01:13:00,305 --> 01:13:02,045
(Elaine yells)
1219
01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:03,401
(Ramon groaning)
1220
01:13:03,401 --> 01:13:05,890
I invited everyone I know!
1221
01:13:05,890 --> 01:13:08,782
You son of a bitch!
(Ramon screams)
1222
01:13:08,782 --> 01:13:10,496
(Elaine yells)
1223
01:13:10,496 --> 01:13:12,041
- [Ramon] Don't you see
how brilliant it is?
1224
01:13:12,041 --> 01:13:15,241
(Elaine yelling)
(Ramon groans)
1225
01:13:15,241 --> 01:13:16,483
- [Ramon] Ow!
1226
01:13:16,483 --> 01:13:17,316
She's not nice!
1227
01:13:17,316 --> 01:13:18,803
She's not nice, guys!
1228
01:13:18,803 --> 01:13:20,410
- Should we do something?
1229
01:13:21,820 --> 01:13:22,970
- No.
1230
01:13:22,970 --> 01:13:25,170
No no no, it's better to
just let her work it all
1231
01:13:25,170 --> 01:13:26,370
out of her system first!
1232
01:13:27,411 --> 01:13:29,470
(Ramon screams)
1233
01:13:29,470 --> 01:13:32,220
(Elaine yelling)
1234
01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:36,848
- Stay down!
(Ramon cries)
1235
01:13:36,848 --> 01:13:38,765
Stay down, you bastard!
1236
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,030
- [Ramon] I can't feel my spleen.
1237
01:13:44,030 --> 01:13:44,863
- Good!
1238
01:14:00,361 --> 01:14:03,194
(Elaine sniffles)
1239
01:14:05,923 --> 01:14:07,820
I just can't believe
he would do this to me.
1240
01:14:09,610 --> 01:14:11,810
- I can't believe what you did to him.
1241
01:14:11,810 --> 01:14:13,560
Especially with that wine bottle.
1242
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:14,720
- (scoffs) Please be serious.
1243
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,380
- I am.
1244
01:14:16,380 --> 01:14:19,240
It is gonna take a whole lot of time,
1245
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,860
and a whole lot of patience,
1246
01:14:21,860 --> 01:14:23,860
and a whole lot of lube,
to get it back out.
1247
01:14:28,822 --> 01:14:30,730
(Elaine groans)
1248
01:14:30,730 --> 01:14:32,980
You're a very special person, Elaine.
1249
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:34,993
You are
1250
01:14:36,460 --> 01:14:40,130
kind, and you're passionate,
1251
01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:41,900
and you're intelligent,
1252
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:46,375
and you have exquisite
taste in food and wine.
1253
01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:49,997
(Elaine chuckles)
1254
01:14:49,997 --> 01:14:51,030
- You think so?
1255
01:14:51,030 --> 01:14:51,960
- Yes, I do.
1256
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:55,991
And
1257
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,000
you mean a great deal to me.
1258
01:15:05,993 --> 01:15:07,443
- I mean a great deal to you.
1259
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:10,353
Hm.
1260
01:15:12,610 --> 01:15:14,390
Well, thanks, I guess.
1261
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:17,353
- Yup.
1262
01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:19,263
No problem.
1263
01:15:26,149 --> 01:15:28,732
(Angela sighs)
1264
01:15:29,850 --> 01:15:31,550
- You know what, this is good, but
1265
01:15:33,490 --> 01:15:35,583
come on, aren't you almost done?
1266
01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:38,340
I mean, this sounds
like a bit of a tangent.
1267
01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:40,560
- I'm not sure if I'm done yet.
1268
01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:44,420
- But Poppy, this is no time
to get the jitters, okay?
1269
01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:47,370
Let's just slam this home and
let's really start selling.
1270
01:15:49,850 --> 01:15:50,683
- Sure.
1271
01:15:51,940 --> 01:15:54,060
- Poppy, I'm gonna make you famous.
1272
01:15:54,060 --> 01:15:56,150
You are gonna be on every TV, radio show,
1273
01:15:56,150 --> 01:15:57,980
every website you can think of;
1274
01:15:57,980 --> 01:15:59,190
everyone is gonna know your name,
1275
01:15:59,190 --> 01:16:00,640
you're gonna go crazy!
1276
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,140
Everyone's gonna hang on your every word,
1277
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:04,860
and it's gonna be everywhrere!
1278
01:16:06,380 --> 01:16:07,213
- Oh, good.
1279
01:16:08,728 --> 01:16:12,895
(apprehensive instrumental music)
1280
01:16:18,901 --> 01:16:20,770
I can enjoy feeling melancholy.
1281
01:16:20,770 --> 01:16:22,060
There's a good deal of satisfaction
1282
01:16:22,060 --> 01:16:24,190
in being thoroughly miserable,
1283
01:16:24,190 --> 01:16:25,890
but nobody likes feeling wound up.
1284
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:29,020
You're just as likely to feel it
1285
01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:30,720
on the day after you've come into money
1286
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,610
as you are on the day after
you've just left your new phone
1287
01:16:33,610 --> 01:16:34,443
on the bus.
1288
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:42,120
You become stupid, restless, irritable,
1289
01:16:44,950 --> 01:16:48,590
rude to strangers, dangerous
toward your friends,
1290
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:51,490
clumsy, and quarrelsome.
1291
01:16:54,570 --> 01:16:57,180
Nuisance to yourself
and everybody about you.
1292
01:16:58,220 --> 01:17:01,550
(sighs) Which can be satisfying
in itself, sometimes.
1293
01:17:05,180 --> 01:17:08,750
Besides, who would care two hoots,
1294
01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:11,750
whatever precise amount of
care a hoot may represent,
1295
01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:16,750
whether you are blown up, hung
up, or drowned, or married?
1296
01:17:18,210 --> 01:17:20,950
You have never been
thoroughly appreciated,
1297
01:17:20,950 --> 01:17:22,820
you have never been met
with your just rewards
1298
01:17:22,820 --> 01:17:24,270
in any one part of your life.
1299
01:17:26,502 --> 01:17:28,420
And this works you up into
a state of savage fury
1300
01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:31,600
against everyone and
everything, especially yourself,
1301
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:34,450
whom anatomical reasons alone
prevent you from kicking.
1302
01:17:41,804 --> 01:17:43,623
(sighs)
1303
01:17:43,623 --> 01:17:46,160
At least you can bully your
partner: grumble at the dinner,
1304
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,400
insist on watching
something they don't like,
1305
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,250
and after you've creatd a
good deal of disturbance
1306
01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:52,390
around the house, at least
you can enjoy the feeling
1307
01:17:52,390 --> 01:17:55,590
of having created some
trouble for somebody else.
1308
01:18:18,953 --> 01:18:20,720
But to the victims of this, I would say
1309
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,720
it is worth it to know that
just because someone pushes you,
1310
01:18:24,969 --> 01:18:25,802
it doesn't mean they don't enjoy
1311
01:18:25,802 --> 01:18:29,650
having something to push against.
1312
01:18:49,134 --> 01:18:49,984
- What is it now?
1313
01:18:54,837 --> 01:18:57,560
- I just want you to know that I...
1314
01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:04,810
That I--
- Just let me sleep.
1315
01:19:15,811 --> 01:19:16,644
- Okay.
1316
01:19:34,229 --> 01:19:38,312
(intimate acoustic-guitar music)
1317
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:42,473
Look at her.
1318
01:19:43,533 --> 01:19:44,950
An example of smug satisfaction
1319
01:19:44,950 --> 01:19:47,300
I've never seen outside
of a religious meeting.
1320
01:19:49,693 --> 01:19:50,526
Vanity.
1321
01:19:52,860 --> 01:19:53,840
Everybody's vain.
1322
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,760
Goodness in a pet's eyes is stroking them
1323
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,110
and feeding them with food.
1324
01:20:04,129 --> 01:20:04,962
(Elaine chuckles)
1325
01:20:04,962 --> 01:20:06,660
I fear this narrow-minded view of virtue
1326
01:20:06,660 --> 01:20:11,491
is not confined to pets.
1327
01:20:11,491 --> 01:20:16,170
A good man is a man who is good to us.
1328
01:20:16,170 --> 01:20:18,700
A bad man is, well, a man who doesn't do
1329
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:19,850
what we want him to do.
1330
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:24,010
See, the truth is that
we have, each of us,
1331
01:20:24,010 --> 01:20:27,130
this inborn conviction
that the whole world,
1332
01:20:27,130 --> 01:20:29,715
with everybody and everything in it,
1333
01:20:29,715 --> 01:20:34,500
was created as some sort
of appendage to ourselves,
1334
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:38,020
and you and I, we're both
the center of the universe,
1335
01:20:39,053 --> 01:20:44,053
in our respective opinions.
1336
01:20:46,611 --> 01:20:50,861
(light, catchy instrumental music)
1337
01:20:52,570 --> 01:20:56,360
Of course, it is in our follies
that we are truly united.
1338
01:20:57,390 --> 01:21:00,940
Some of us are pious,
some of us are generous.
1339
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,710
Some few of us are honest,
comparaatively speaking,
1340
01:21:04,710 --> 01:21:09,710
and some, even fewer still,
may possibly be truthful.
1341
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,340
- Do you have the ribbons?
1342
01:21:30,340 --> 01:21:31,173
- Ribbons?
1343
01:21:31,173 --> 01:21:32,720
- Yeah, the ribbons to decorate the table.
1344
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:33,780
Are they in your box?
1345
01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:35,740
- Oh, no, sorry, they're not.
1346
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,340
- Okay, I'll just quickly go get it.
1347
01:21:39,340 --> 01:21:40,460
- Yeah, okay.
1348
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:42,710
Yeah, you do that, I'm just gonna say hi
1349
01:21:42,710 --> 01:21:44,850
to the neighbors and stuff.
1350
01:21:54,669 --> 01:21:58,836
(murky, suspicious ambient music)
1351
01:22:07,185 --> 01:22:10,018
(telephone rings)
1352
01:22:15,364 --> 01:22:16,580
- Hi, who is this?
1353
01:22:16,580 --> 01:22:17,870
- It's me, Patsy.
1354
01:22:17,870 --> 01:22:19,960
- Oh, hey Patsy, do you need Poppy?
1355
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:21,870
- Yeah, there are some
errors in her last submission
1356
01:22:21,870 --> 01:22:23,650
that need to be sorted out.
1357
01:22:23,650 --> 01:22:25,540
- Oh, did you email her?
1358
01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:27,460
- Well, I can, but we need
these for Monday morning,
1359
01:22:27,460 --> 01:22:29,160
and she's not really the
easiest to reach out,
1360
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:30,220
if you know what I mean.
1361
01:22:30,220 --> 01:22:31,460
Can you get her for me?
1362
01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:34,020
- Actually, she's not near
the phone at the moment.
1363
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,810
Why don't you just send it to me?
1364
01:22:39,090 --> 01:22:41,730
- You have seen all this stuff, right?
1365
01:22:41,730 --> 01:22:42,563
- Of course.
1366
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:44,633
- Okay.
1367
01:22:44,633 --> 01:22:45,466
I'll send it over to you.
1368
01:22:45,466 --> 01:22:46,360
What's your email?
1369
01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:58,332
- Oh my God!
1370
01:22:58,332 --> 01:22:59,890
(exciting rock music)
1371
01:22:59,890 --> 01:23:00,723
Oh shit!
1372
01:23:04,429 --> 01:23:07,346
(people screaming)
1373
01:23:12,227 --> 01:23:15,060
(insects buzzing)
1374
01:23:25,330 --> 01:23:26,680
- Do we have any bug spray?
1375
01:23:28,190 --> 01:23:29,023
- We?
1376
01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:30,920
Who's we?
1377
01:23:32,010 --> 01:23:32,843
- What?
1378
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:36,553
What is that?
1379
01:23:37,485 --> 01:23:38,318
(Elaine whimpers)
1380
01:23:38,318 --> 01:23:40,280
- Patsy just sent me your latest work.
1381
01:23:41,910 --> 01:23:43,290
- Why would she do that?
1382
01:23:44,350 --> 01:23:47,450
- Because you never answer
your fucking emails!
1383
01:23:48,420 --> 01:23:49,350
- This is fantasy.
1384
01:23:49,350 --> 01:23:51,670
Okay, look, it's just made up!
1385
01:23:51,670 --> 01:23:52,580
- Made up?
1386
01:23:52,580 --> 01:23:53,460
Made up?
1387
01:23:53,460 --> 01:23:55,560
It's me, every little bit of it is me!
1388
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:56,410
- Please, I'm sorry!
1389
01:23:56,410 --> 01:23:57,802
I'm sorry!
1390
01:23:57,802 --> 01:23:58,635
- How dare you?
1391
01:23:58,635 --> 01:24:00,530
How dare you degrade me like that?
1392
01:24:00,530 --> 01:24:02,370
How dare you waste my life?
1393
01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:03,840
- No, we're not fake!
1394
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,470
This is not fake!
1395
01:24:08,330 --> 01:24:09,940
We're not fake.
1396
01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:10,773
- Not fake?
1397
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:15,253
Fuck you!
1398
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:19,510
Well at least now I know that
you acted like the disloyal,
1399
01:24:19,510 --> 01:24:23,310
scheming, cliche-ridden,
side-sliming, talentless,
1400
01:24:23,310 --> 01:24:26,670
worthless, thoughtless, tasteless,
1401
01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:29,580
flat-chested, cross-eyed, split-ended,
1402
01:24:29,580 --> 01:24:33,270
saggy-assed bucket of slug
nuggets that you truly are!
1403
01:24:38,620 --> 01:24:39,990
- What are slut nuggets?
1404
01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:42,750
- You acted.
1405
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,330
You acted like a man.
1406
01:24:49,387 --> 01:24:51,804
(door beeps)
1407
01:24:56,605 --> 01:24:59,105
(Poppy sighs)
1408
01:25:05,964 --> 01:25:07,010
- But I love you.
1409
01:25:09,841 --> 01:25:14,258
(pained, regretful orchestral music)
1410
01:25:35,045 --> 01:25:37,712
(Poppy shrieks)
1411
01:25:38,710 --> 01:25:40,240
- Yeah.
1412
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,220
Mike is gonna take me to the hospital.
1413
01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:44,030
Would you please take Toby?
1414
01:25:44,030 --> 01:25:45,430
- [Poppy] Um, no, I just--
1415
01:25:45,430 --> 01:25:48,405
- Poppy, please!
1416
01:25:48,405 --> 01:25:49,925
- [Poppy] Uh, yes.
1417
01:25:49,925 --> 01:25:51,307
Yes, yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
1418
01:25:51,307 --> 01:25:52,651
- [Poppy] Come here.
1419
01:25:52,651 --> 01:25:53,969
Come here.
1420
01:25:53,969 --> 01:25:54,802
It's okay.
1421
01:26:06,609 --> 01:26:11,192
(wretched, despairing classical music)
1422
01:27:18,091 --> 01:27:21,200
(telephone rings)
1423
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:22,160
- [Angela] Hi, Pops.
1424
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:22,993
It's Angela.
1425
01:27:25,270 --> 01:27:26,103
- Oh, hi.
1426
01:27:26,103 --> 01:27:28,940
- [Angela] So, Elaine
is threatening to sue us
1427
01:27:28,940 --> 01:27:30,730
if we publish anything.
1428
01:27:30,730 --> 01:27:32,640
Have you spoken to her about this?
1429
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,220
- No, no.
1430
01:27:34,220 --> 01:27:37,420
I've called and I've called,
she won't talk to me.
1431
01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:38,410
- [Angela] Okay.
1432
01:27:38,410 --> 01:27:40,740
That basically means I can't sell this,
1433
01:27:40,740 --> 01:27:42,190
and we don't have any time or money
1434
01:27:42,190 --> 01:27:43,840
to have a lawyer go through it.
1435
01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:46,030
It'll be too expensive, Pops.
1436
01:27:46,030 --> 01:27:48,360
So this call is basically to say goodbye.
1437
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:52,440
Sorry kid, but a lot of time
has been wasted on this.
1438
01:27:56,100 --> 01:27:56,933
- Bye, Angela.
1439
01:28:03,071 --> 01:28:07,488
(pained, regretful orchestral music)
1440
01:28:16,346 --> 01:28:19,013
(Poppy sobbing)
1441
01:28:27,053 --> 01:28:27,886
Oh, buddy.
1442
01:28:30,655 --> 01:28:31,488
It's okay.
1443
01:28:41,123 --> 01:28:42,730
- [Landlord] So, you've
got a little window here.
1444
01:28:50,796 --> 01:28:54,300
It's small, but it's not all that shitty.
1445
01:28:55,780 --> 01:28:57,150
- It's cheap.
1446
01:28:57,150 --> 01:28:58,790
And you take pets, right?
1447
01:28:58,790 --> 01:28:59,623
- Yep.
1448
01:28:59,623 --> 01:29:01,320
And I need first and last,
1449
01:29:02,380 --> 01:29:03,490
and sign here.
1450
01:29:05,070 --> 01:29:06,060
- Frank Biggs.
1451
01:29:08,249 --> 01:29:10,480
Oh, I know a Loretta Biggs.
1452
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:11,330
From Haro Street.
1453
01:29:13,180 --> 01:29:14,013
- Oh yeah.
1454
01:29:17,401 --> 01:29:18,234
We were married.
1455
01:29:19,540 --> 01:29:20,373
- Oh.
1456
01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:22,790
- [Frank] Long story, long ago.
1457
01:29:27,565 --> 01:29:28,950
- Tell me.
1458
01:29:28,950 --> 01:29:30,200
- We had a son,
1459
01:29:34,589 --> 01:29:35,589
and he died.
1460
01:29:39,949 --> 01:29:41,199
- I'm so sorry.
1461
01:29:43,387 --> 01:29:45,230
- We didn't make it through it.
1462
01:29:47,940 --> 01:29:49,590
Couldn't even look at each other.
1463
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:58,760
- Yeah, I just broke
up with my girlfriend.
1464
01:30:00,820 --> 01:30:01,735
- Really?
1465
01:30:01,735 --> 01:30:05,270
Why's that?
1466
01:30:05,270 --> 01:30:06,103
- I lied.
1467
01:30:08,370 --> 01:30:09,203
A lot.
1468
01:30:12,523 --> 01:30:14,060
- Well you know,
1469
01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:15,780
it really isn't the lies.
1470
01:30:17,070 --> 01:30:19,880
It's the being shut out that matters.
1471
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:20,880
People hate that.
1472
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:25,980
Loretta, she shut me out,
1473
01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:29,640
and wouldn't speak to me about it.
1474
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:32,620
Tried to fill her life
full of community events
1475
01:30:33,771 --> 01:30:36,540
and some other bullshit.
1476
01:30:39,094 --> 01:30:39,927
- Right.
1477
01:30:45,666 --> 01:30:49,810
- But, you know,
1478
01:30:49,810 --> 01:30:53,133
we live, we learn.
1479
01:30:53,133 --> 01:30:53,966
Huh?
1480
01:31:10,509 --> 01:31:11,342
(Ramon gasps)
- Hi, Poppy.
1481
01:31:11,342 --> 01:31:12,320
- [Poppy] Hey.
1482
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:13,940
- Is Elaine here?
1483
01:31:13,940 --> 01:31:15,360
- No.
1484
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:18,090
No, you're quite safe.
1485
01:31:18,090 --> 01:31:19,140
- What are you up to.
1486
01:31:21,430 --> 01:31:23,360
- I'm looking for inspiration.
1487
01:31:23,360 --> 01:31:25,320
- You're not going to find it here.
1488
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:26,153
- He's right.
1489
01:31:26,153 --> 01:31:27,950
Maybe you should try Toronto.
1490
01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:30,620
- Shut up Clive, that's
not what I mean at all.
1491
01:31:30,620 --> 01:31:33,620
What I mean, for an artist to create,
1492
01:31:33,620 --> 01:31:35,160
they must look within themselves
1493
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:37,180
rather than at everyone else.
1494
01:31:37,180 --> 01:31:41,315
A true artist looks so
closely at themselves
1495
01:31:41,315 --> 01:31:43,815
that they learn something
new about everyone else.
1496
01:31:49,260 --> 01:31:50,093
- Bye, guys.
1497
01:31:51,030 --> 01:31:52,480
Hope the bruises have healed.
1498
01:31:55,157 --> 01:31:58,824
(simple acoustic pop music)
1499
01:32:15,838 --> 01:32:17,838
(sighs)
1500
01:32:25,314 --> 01:32:26,440
What's the point of being an idle person
1501
01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:28,440
if you just don't wanna be idle anymore?
1502
01:32:30,195 --> 01:32:34,278
(intimate acoustic-guitar music)
1503
01:32:36,893 --> 01:32:37,726
And then I leave, and
then all of a sudden,
1504
01:32:38,607 --> 01:32:40,290
me and Elaine are getting
into this giant fight,
1505
01:32:40,290 --> 01:32:42,790
she's gone, she does want to
have anything to do with me,
1506
01:32:42,790 --> 01:32:44,550
she won't even speak to me.
1507
01:32:44,550 --> 01:32:46,680
I know you're mad at me,
you're probably mad at me;
1508
01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:48,900
I'm so sorry, you guys.
1509
01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:51,540
I know that it seemed that it
completely happened on purpose
1510
01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:53,420
but it really did not, I had no idea.
1511
01:32:53,420 --> 01:32:55,830
There was no explaining it.
1512
01:32:55,830 --> 01:32:57,870
I'm so sorry.
1513
01:32:57,870 --> 01:32:58,703
Loretta, I am
1514
01:33:03,530 --> 01:33:06,660
so sorry that I ruined your event.
1515
01:33:08,115 --> 01:33:08,948
I...
1516
01:33:14,995 --> 01:33:17,745
(Poppy sniffles)
1517
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:20,833
- [Loretta] Did you love her?
1518
01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:26,153
- Yeah.
1519
01:33:29,070 --> 01:33:29,903
Yeah I did.
1520
01:33:35,210 --> 01:33:36,043
But she's gone.
1521
01:33:39,290 --> 01:33:40,123
Forever.
1522
01:33:51,629 --> 01:33:54,296
(Loretta sighs)
1523
01:33:55,892 --> 01:33:58,692
(Loretta sniffles)
1524
01:33:58,692 --> 01:33:59,525
- Oh, Poppy.
1525
01:34:01,140 --> 01:34:01,973
Life is hard.
1526
01:34:04,030 --> 01:34:05,290
There are some problems in life
1527
01:34:05,290 --> 01:34:06,790
that are truly insurmountable,
1528
01:34:09,164 --> 01:34:11,220
but this is not one of them.
1529
01:34:11,220 --> 01:34:12,053
Okay?
1530
01:34:14,910 --> 01:34:18,400
Now, listen very carefully.
1531
01:34:21,162 --> 01:34:25,745
(wretched, despairing classical music)
1532
01:34:33,510 --> 01:34:34,850
- Hi, Patsy.
1533
01:34:34,850 --> 01:34:35,683
- Hi, Elaine.
1534
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:37,910
- Day off?
1535
01:34:37,910 --> 01:34:39,550
- Half-day, actually.
1536
01:34:39,550 --> 01:34:41,360
I have some papers due in the evening.
1537
01:34:42,730 --> 01:34:44,080
- Well, at least something.
1538
01:34:46,190 --> 01:34:47,023
- Elaine.
1539
01:34:48,370 --> 01:34:49,470
I wanted to say sorry.
1540
01:34:51,700 --> 01:34:52,533
- For what?
1541
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:55,090
It's not your fault.
1542
01:34:56,640 --> 01:35:01,320
It's not your fault I fell in
love with the wrong person.
1543
01:35:02,790 --> 01:35:05,080
- Maybe you didn't fall in
love with the wrong person.
1544
01:35:06,630 --> 01:35:08,050
Maybe you fell in love
with the right person
1545
01:35:08,050 --> 01:35:10,460
but that person's just a
little bit wrong for you.
1546
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:15,460
- You're 12, right?
1547
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:16,293
- 13.
1548
01:35:18,279 --> 01:35:22,029
(emotional orchestral music)
1549
01:38:02,511 --> 01:38:05,430
- What would you say if I told you
1550
01:38:05,430 --> 01:38:07,480
I was gonna work much harder from now on?
1551
01:38:14,650 --> 01:38:18,890
Super heroes, space battles,
and high production values,
1552
01:38:18,890 --> 01:38:20,090
you might give us a try.
1553
01:38:21,020 --> 01:38:21,870
Be a nice change.
1554
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:24,393
But,
1555
01:38:26,190 --> 01:38:29,300
I am in danger of skipping ahead.
1556
01:38:29,300 --> 01:38:30,650
You want to know about her.
1557
01:38:32,150 --> 01:38:34,300
You want to know how
it got so complicated.
1558
01:38:36,140 --> 01:38:38,807
(metal rattles)
1559
01:38:51,180 --> 01:38:53,712
- Well, what would you have said?
1560
01:38:53,712 --> 01:38:55,787
(chuckles)
1561
01:38:55,787 --> 01:38:59,537
(optimistic indie pop music)
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