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{One way or another}
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{I'm gonna find ya}
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{I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya}
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{One way or another}
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{I'm gonna win ya}
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{I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha}
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{One way or another}
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{I'm gonna see ya}
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{I wanna meet ya,
meet ya, meet ya, meet ya}
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{One day, maybe next week}
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{I'm gonna meet ya}
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{I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya}
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{I will drive past your house}
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{I'll see who's around}
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OK, so it's the 21st century.
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A 15-year-old using a toothbrush
to masturbate about her best friend
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really shouldn't be that big a deal.
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You'll go blind.
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Afterall this is... Brighton.
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Sin City. The capital of sleaze.
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We moved here last week so we could escape
the filth and excesses of London...
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and "spend more time together as a family".
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That's it!
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- For fuck's sake, Nathan!
- Pillock!
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Bitch!
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It was a fucked-up idea from the beginning.
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This is my dad, Nathan.
Half man, half pinny.
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And this is my mother.
Only I call her Stella.
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She doesn't like to be reminded
of her parental responsibility.
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And this is Matt, my little brother.
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Freak.
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And here are our identikit gay neighbours,
Dave and David.
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- We're getting a man in.
- l am a man.
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A professional. David?
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- Dave.
- David.
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- Oh.
- Our handyman Dale is a darling.
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A real gem. Done all our friends.
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Mm.
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And me?
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I haven't been the same since I met Sugar.
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Maria Sweet.
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Kiss ass, baby.
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Kiss ass.
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The girl I'm sexually obsessed with.
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She'll do anything, say anything,
have anything.
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Well, anything with a dick,
that's the problem.
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She's not gay. And I don't want to be.
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It was a twisted relationship
from the moment we met.
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Shit!
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Hey!
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Hold these, will ya?
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Fuck! Go on, chase me, you fat git!
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I don't think you've paid for those.
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I had to put an end to this.
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Let me stop staring at her tits.
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You know, if we're gonna hang out,
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you could at least try
and make it less obvious.
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You're such a fucking virgin.
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Sugar was right. I was a virgin.
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How did I know I was gay
if I hadn't had sex?
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If I slept with a boy, I might Iike it.
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You've gotta lose it to prove it.
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Hi.
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- Nice tits.
- Die.
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Dyke!
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Oh, fuck off! l'm changing.
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I want to have sex.
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- With a man.
- Well, yeah.
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Here, hold this.
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It's good, innit? Jesus swiped it for me.
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From Topshop. Little prick.
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- Jesus?
- Yeah, Jesus. My brother, Jesus.
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My mum's a Catholic.
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Got a problem?
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So...who's the lucky guy then?
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The lucky guy?
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Deciding to sleep with a man's one thing,
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but finding one who doesn't
make you feel sick...
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The problem with men...
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is that the reality
never lives up to the promise.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Kim, this is Dale,
the handyman Dave recommended.
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Excuse me.
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Right. Um...
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Better...go. OK.
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Told you he was good.
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- Trained as an actor.
- Mm.
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Fancy all that talent going to waste.
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Having explained to Sugar about...
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Dale, oh, delicious Dale!
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Fill me with your divine...
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..she'd invited me round to her place
to give me tips on pulling men.
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Sugar's room was paradise.
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Go on, then. Strip.
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- What?
- You won't pull him looking like that.
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Not unless he's the schoolgirl type,
in which case, stay well clear.
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Come on. Bra and everything.
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Or should l say...corset?
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Do you know what you need?
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- Surgery?
- To get pissed.
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Come on!
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Down it!
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- Again!
- I can't, I'm wasted!
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Like this!
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Roll...your...hips.
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Let me see you move, baby.
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- Oy!
- Oh, you...
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- Pull me.
- What?
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Go on. Pull me. Pretend l'm him.
Pretend I'm Duane.
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- Dale.
- Dale with the delicious...
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Stop it!
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I'd better go.
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It's amazing how what can seem
like a good idea one minute...
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...is a crap one the next.
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Roll...your...hips.
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By the time I got back...
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pulling Dale was the last thing
I had on my mind.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, Kim!
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Oh!
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And anyway, it was Stella
who'd got the decorator in.
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Kim!
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Kim!
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Kim, wait, please!
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How could you?
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Nobody's perfect.
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Well...I hate to say it...
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..but he's done a good job.
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Yeah, nice and straight.
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Well hung.
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He's gone into all the nooks and crannies.
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When he's finished in here,
he can start on the lounge.
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Right. Toad-in-the-hole.
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- I'm gonna be sick.
- Kim?
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- Leave her.
- Your dinner.
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- Nathan, it's called growing up.
- She didn't have any breakfast.
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Bowl!
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Which is worse,
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knowing your mum's screwing around
or being too chicken to tell your dad?
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There was only one person
I wanted to see right now.
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- Hi.
- Unfortunately, it was Tom.
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The son of our gay neighbours,
Dave and David.
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And my brand-new stalker.
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Is this a bad time?
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Cool. Cool poster.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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Che!
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I mean, cool.
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Cool. Revolutionary.
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What a man.
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And not... No, no... I don't mean I...
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I mean, he's not...
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Not that I am...
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Sometimes with my dad...
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and my...dad...
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I'm not queer.
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Would you excuse me for a minute?
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Erm... Sorry.
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God help me.
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Shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
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Oh!
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Oh, shit!
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I desperately needed a Sugar fix.
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Not like she was a great shoulder to cry on.
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Look on the bright side. At least your mum's
got good taste - you said he was fit.
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But the breasts offered some comfort.
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I know what'll cheer you up.
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Donkey-riding.
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You know Daz.
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Sugar's boyfriend.
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The worst DJ in Brighton, which considering
how many there are here,
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is something of an achievement.
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And this...
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This is the Donkey.
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- The Donkey?
- All right?
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OK, so he could have had a funny laugh.
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- May l?
- Yeah.
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Then again...
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Mm...
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Mmm.
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It's not like her. It's strange.
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Don't you think it's strange?
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She's definitely been acting strangely lately.
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I know it's an upheaval, changing schools,
settling in, making new friends...
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But Matt seems to be managing.
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She's always loved...
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...toad-in-the-hole.
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She's stopped calling me Dad.
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She never did. It's Stella and Nathan,
always has been.
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Maybe that's wrong. Maybe it's time
we started acting like a family.
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When was the last time
we all went for a walk?
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- Nathan...
- Or went to the cinema or watched TV?
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She's 15. You're meant to hate your parents
when you're 15.
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You think she hates us?
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So this was meant to
take my mind off things.
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Watching the girl of my dreams
with a man
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who spends weekends spinning
Justin Timberlake for the Ladies Rotary.
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I had nothing else to distract me.
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The Donkey was hardly
a great conversationalist.
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Drink?
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Evidently the blood destined for his brain
had been diverted to greedier organs.
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Kim? Kiz!
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Kim? Are you in here?
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Kiz?
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Well, either you're having a crap
or you're throwing a strop.
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Either way, something ain't right
cos you've been in there for half an hour.
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- What are you doing?
- Coming over.
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ls it your mum?
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Shouldn't you be with Darren?
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No, he talks too much.
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My dad used to shag around.
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His wife lived in Hove.
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You're better off just...
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having a laugh, getting pissed,
and forgetting all about it.
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You're sweet, Kiz.
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You're all fucked up.
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If it's any consolation,
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all the stuff l said before about losing it...
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What?
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I've always been too pissed to remember.
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Why is everyone so fucked up about sex?
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Kim?
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Kim, I brought you some dinner.
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I, erm...
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Dad?
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It's... There's no toad, it's just, er...hole.
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Er, I thought you might be
off the meat again, so...
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Corrections by Allenmcbeal
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Tracklist :
"One Way Or Another", Blondie (title music)
"No Sleep Tonight", The Faders
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"Praise You", Fatboy Slim
"Dance Bitch", Estelle
"Teenage Kicks", Nouvelle Vague
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"The Big Jump", The Chemical Brothers
"Like A Virgin", Papkasseshow
"That�s entertainment", Morrissey
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"Chicken Payback", The Bees
"Get On Your Life", The Black Velvet
"Bingo Bango", Basement Jaxx
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"Sweet song", Blur
"Today Has Been OK", Emiliana Torrini
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