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RON:
Thank you, Tucson!
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MAN ON INTERCOM:
Pick up the phone
and dial 9.
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Go on. Kick it.
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It looks a little cheap.
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Are you sure this is really
sturdy enough to keep bears out?
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Oh, my gosh. Bears.
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Bears, bears.
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That's all anybody ever
wants to talk about.
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These bears. I've
never even seen one.
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You know, in actuality,
90% of camp food
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is actually taken
by badgers.
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90%?
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Pretty damn close
to 90%, yeah.
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Anyway, this thing here
has got a badger rating
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of about, uh... 400?
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I think. 450?
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Wow.
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480. That is as high
as I can legally sell you.
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Okay.
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Hey, Ronnie!
Hey, Glenn.
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I just thought I'd see if you
wanna go get a beer after work.
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Why wait? Boom stick.
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Terrific.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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You're gonna hurt yourself.
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Lift with the legs.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, buddy.
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You act like
you're the one
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who just left an open
register all by itself.
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I just don't know
how much time we have.
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Angela still wants a baby,
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so if she texts me, I have
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16 minutes to get home
and have sex with her.
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Oh.
It's just tough to prep
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and still keep my hands
at ten and two.
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Remind me never to
borrow your car again.
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So, how's everything with you,
Mr. Fake Family Man?
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You know what?
I'm actually liking the gig.
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It's good. I got
a steady paycheck.
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Not too much
responsibility.
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Not to be cheesy, but
it's not all business.
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I feel like we're
becoming a real family.
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That's great.
Mm-hmm.
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How are the boys?
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Not a clue, I haven't
seen 'em in three days.
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What? I mean, shouldn't you
check up on them?
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My God, they could be dead,
for all you know.
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Oh, man.
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That would go right on
the news, wouldn't it?
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That's a leading story.
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Guys?
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Anybody home?
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It's Ron.
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Hey?
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I'm in the house.
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(electronic whirring)
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Hey?
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Kind of creeping me out now.
What's going on?
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Is everything okay?
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This isn't funny, guys.
Come on! Come out!
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Gary?
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Brandon?
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(screaming)
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Chicken pox.
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Chicken pox?
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Oh, no.
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I had those
when I was a kid.
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You guys are in
for a rough week.
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Well, good luck with that.
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I wish Mom was here.
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She'd take care of us.
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You don't even
remember Mom.
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Yeah, I do.
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She used to sing to us
and play games,
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and she could fly.
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That was Mary Poppins.
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Oh, son of a bitch.
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Okay. Everybody into bed.
Come on.
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I'm gonna take care
of everything.
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Uncle Daddy Ron's going
to make sure everything's...
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Oh, my God,
you have one on your eyelid!
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BRANDON:
Ron!
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Okay.
ROBBY:
Help!
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I'm coming.
GARY:
My throat hurts!
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Okay. All right.
Ron!
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That is for you.
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Oh, and, uh, you asked
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for the notepad, right?
Thanks.
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It itches.
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I know. What'd I tell you
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about the scratch monster,
Robby?
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He eats kids
that scratch too much.
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That's right.
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And he gobbles them up
slowly and painfully.
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Ron!
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Calamine lotion!
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Okay. I'm on it.
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Oh, God.
What?
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I think I got some
in my butt crack.
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Okay.
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Uh, here.
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There you go, Tiger.
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Just, uh, clench
and release.
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It'll work its
way down there.
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Okay. What?!
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Coming! Clench, clench.
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*
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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So, everybody
feeling taken care of, right?
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Comfy?
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Good.
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Okay, so, listen, I know
we didn't exactly
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discuss the issue
of hazard pay,
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but, uh, I'm assuming there'll
be a little something extra
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in my envelope this week.
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Great news, guys.
I just talked to the school
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and I convinced them to let Ron
go pick up our homework.
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Homework?!
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Are you crazy?
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We could have
gone a whole week
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without learning anything!
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Are you crazy?
A week?
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That's two percent
of the school year.
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That puts me off the
valedictorian track.
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And the best I could do
from that point
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would be salutatorian.
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What's salutatorian?
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Exactly!
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, buddy,
can you tell me
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where the office is?
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I'm a teacher of advanced
social studies, buddy.
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Right.
I am not
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a "you are here" dot
on a mall map.
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If you think that
I have time...
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Wait a minute.
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You look familiar.
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Were you one
of my students?
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No. I don't think so,
Mr. Shuldi... uh...
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You know, I'll find it
on my own. Thank you.
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I think it's sexy
to see a single father
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so dedicated
to his children.
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Mm-hmm.
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You just want to
take a man like that
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and hold him really tight.
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Homework?
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It's what I came for.
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I'm a single mom,
myself, so...
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I know how tough
it can be.
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Oh. Oh, man, yeah.
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Tell me about it.
I know.
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You know,
the term "heroes"
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gets thrown around
a lot since 9/11, but, uh,
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I think in our case,
it's totally justified.
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You could
say that, uh,
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single parents are the firemen
of the regular world.
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(laughing)
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(laughing)
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Hi. I'm Kathy.
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Hi. Ron.
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So, what kind of fire
are you putting out?
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Oh, chicken pox.
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All three of my guys.
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Oh, gosh,
you're so lucky.
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What?
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My Bethany hasn't
had them yet.
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I would love to
get her exposed.
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Yeah.
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You want them to get it
when they're young, right?
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Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
That goes without saying.
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Th-That's why I didn't say it.
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(laughing)
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So, um, look.
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I'd love to help you out.
Do-Do you want to maybe
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come to my place
tomorrow night?
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Sounds good.
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Okay.
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Yeah. I'll bring
Bethany by.
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Bethany? Ooh.
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My daughter.
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Your daughter.
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Yeah, you did say
that you have a daughter. Right.
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Yeah, bring her by.
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And we'll, uh,
we'll call it a date.
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Okay.
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All right. Okay.
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Uh, weren't you here
for your kids' homework?
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Yep.
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Okay, there you go.
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Not just for
breakfast, huh?
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Does that
feel better?
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Eh...
Eh?
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I can't believe you
got their homework
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and you forgot mine!
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Shut up, Gary!
I didn't even want my homework.
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Yeah.
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And you make
terrible oatmeal!
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You're eating it?
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That's disgusting. How
can you let him eat it?
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What's the matter with you?!
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I...
BRANDON:
Ron?
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Yeah?
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I think I'm
gonna barf.
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Okay. I'm on it!
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And I want bananas
for my oatmeal.
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Okay. I'm on it.
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And that calamine lotion
never made it to my butt crack.
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You might be on your own
with that one.
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You know,
I should have known better
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than to count on you.
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You're the worst dad ever!
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BRANDON:
Oh, oh, no.
It came out the other end.
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*
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Okay, can you hear me,
Mr. Shuldiner?
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Yes, Mr. Gunderson,
we can all hear you.
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Is everything
to your liking?
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Actually, could you
tilt left a bit?
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(sighs)
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Just a skosh more.
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Ah, too much...
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Back, back, back.
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Back, back. And walk away.
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You're quite sure
there's nothing else you need?
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I'm golden.
It's all you now.
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Hey, brainiac. You're
doing my homework
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since you're the one
who asked for it.
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Shh!
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I'm on video chat
with school.
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Let's see. "What's
missing in this picture?"
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There's nothing
missing in this pic--
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Oh, wait.
It's the arms.
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Gets me every time.
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Get out, knob.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey, Brandon.
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Oh, my God. Look at me, man.
I'm sweating like a pig.
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I'm not usually this
nervous for a date.
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Date?
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Or dizzy. What is going on?
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Okay. Suck it up, Snuff.
No choking on game day.
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This is what we
practice for.
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What date?
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Oh, that feels good.
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I was just about
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to tell you,
I planned a little
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mother-father,
son-and-daughter
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double date for tonight.
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Wow, that is creepy.
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There's nothing
creepy about it.
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She just wants you
to infect her daughter.
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I can't see anyone
like this, Ron.
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I'm covered in sores.
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You don't get it, man.
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She's into that kind of thing.
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That's why she's coming over.
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She wants you to get her sick.
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(doorbell rings)
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Oh, my God. I feel
like I'm going to barf.
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You know what's
going on here?
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I must have real feelings
for this chick.
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(loudly):
Uh, so I'll be by your bedside
all night, kids,
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in case your temperatures
spike again, all right?
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00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,274
Hey, sorry.
264
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,243
Kids. You know.
They keep you running around,
265
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,645
especially when you're
doing it on your own.
266
00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,979
(chuckles)
267
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,480
Anyway, it's good
to see you again. Come on in.
268
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,082
Hi. This is Bethany.
269
00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,918
Hi, Bethany.
270
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,553
That is a nice little jacket
thing you got on there.
271
00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,788
So, uh, what
are you into?
272
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,890
You like, uh, bracelets?
273
00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,092
Hannah Montana? Unicorns?
274
00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:22,029
It worked. I'm sick.
Can we go now?
275
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,264
You're not going
anywhere, young lady.
276
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,565
Bethany hates
my guts today.
277
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,400
Ah, she'll love
your guts tomorrow, right?
278
00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,435
That's tweens for you.
279
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,637
Tweens raised
280
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,904
by single parents.
281
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,439
Hey.
282
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,540
Oh.
283
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,142
Hi.
284
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,443
Hey.
285
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,846
Hey, look at this.
286
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,914
This is what
I'm talking about, yeah.
287
00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,582
Looks at these two.
Dad.
288
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,684
Sparks are flying.
(imitates buzzing)
289
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,385
Well, let's let them
rock their thang.
290
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,220
Oh, my God, Mom.
291
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,089
Yeah!
(Kathy laughing)
292
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,090
Uh...
293
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,524
so why don't we let
them get acquainted?
294
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:52,559
And you and I go have
295
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,361
a little pot roast and
champagne. Sound good?
296
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:54,928
Yeah.
Okay.
297
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,632
(Ron whistles, Kathy laughs)
298
00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,834
Get out of here.
You did not meet the bear
299
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,035
that Yogi Bear was based on.
300
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,971
Well, I'm just telling
you what he told me.
301
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,674
I'm not saying
it's the truth.
302
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,241
You're funny and you cook.
303
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,209
Mm-hmm.
304
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,779
You know, I only saw my ex
in the kitchen once.
305
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,814
Licking whipped cream
off the babysitter.
306
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,482
Oh, my God. Exes.
307
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:16,850
Don't get me started.
308
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,819
But you soldier on
'cause that's what's best
309
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:19,920
for the kiddies, right?
310
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,589
Oh, my God. Is
it hot in here?
311
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,258
It is a little warm.
312
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,394
Oh.
313
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,662
Now I'm cold.
314
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,331
Is it freezing?
315
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,304
So...
316
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,973
I guess you're supposed
to get me sick.
317
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:43,643
Well, you don't have to do
anything that you don't want to.
318
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,046
We could
just hang out and, uh...
319
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,448
and talk.
320
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,851
Oh, I'd like that.
321
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,154
You know, I've never
done this before.
322
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,456
Yeah, well,
when you're ready,
323
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,026
I'll give it to you.
324
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,994
Thanks.
325
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,732
GARY (on computer):
Excuse me?
326
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,233
Excuse me?
327
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,567
Hi. Uh...
328
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,569
Can you tell me what it says
329
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,304
under
"The Treaty of Versailles"?
330
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,808
It says the Treaty of Versailles
331
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,277
was June 27, 1919.
332
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,346
Commonly accepted
as the main impetus
333
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,981
for World War II.
334
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,816
Thanks.
335
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,718
Commonly accepted, my ass.
336
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,353
You need to go back
to the Franco-Prussian War
337
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,121
to make any sense
of what happened in '36.
338
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:31,358
But the Franco-Prussian War,
it has nothing to do with it.
339
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,160
Uh, yeah. You think that
340
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,461
because you've been
sucking down that swill
341
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,798
McGraw-Hill's been slinging
for the past 50 years.
342
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,634
That needs to say,
343
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,037
"June 28."
344
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,243
You know,
I envy women. I do.
345
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,012
There's just no way
a man can ever share
346
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,380
that intimate bond
that a woman has
347
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,447
with a child. You know?
348
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,617
I mean, you get to have them
all the way inside you.
349
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,386
The best I can ever
hope for is a hug.
350
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,021
That's not fair.
351
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,156
Dad?
Not now. Busy.
352
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,392
Call school and tell them
I'm not doing this.
353
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,493
Whoa, whoa.
354
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:09,629
So I don't solve the maze.
The mouse starves. Big deal.
355
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,698
Ah, big deal?
Oh, they get so cranky
356
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,333
when they're sick,
don't they?
357
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,434
Just breaks my heart.
358
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,703
Hey, Ron. Grab a quick beer.
Got some down time.
359
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,838
Angela's on her back
360
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,706
with her legs
up on the wall. Oh.
361
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,108
You are
entertaining.
362
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,542
Mm-hmm. Glenn, this is Kathy.
363
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,812
Kathy, Glenn. I was just
telling her how much it hurts me
364
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,079
when my kids are sick.
365
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:26,847
Aw.
366
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,581
Mmm, I wish I could just
367
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:29,817
take all that sickness
368
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:30,984
and put it all
inside of me.
369
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,452
Do all the suffering
for them.
370
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,921
My little munchkin.
371
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,156
What do they have?
Chicken pox.
372
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,191
(gasps)
Are you insane?
373
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,927
You can't be
around chicken pox!
374
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,229
It's 100 times worse
if you get it as an adult.
375
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,964
I mean, there's hallucinations
and blisters
376
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,432
and it's unbearable.
377
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,267
Yeah, I know. I'm fine,
Glenn. I got it from you
378
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,002
in the second grade. Remember?
That was measles.
379
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,604
That was what?
Oh, God!
380
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:52,873
Get off of me!
381
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:53,874
Oh, no! No pox!
382
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,142
I'm okay.
383
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,645
Please, no pox.
Oh, God! Pox!
384
00:12:58,678 --> 00:12:59,779
Oh, you got me sick,
385
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,514
you slimy, little germ machines.
386
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,715
You happy?
387
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,852
(sobbing)
388
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,120
Oh, no chance
389
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,622
this is ever going to be one of
those crazy first date stories
390
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,291
we laugh about later, is it?
391
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,426
Pot roast was good,
though, right?
392
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:19,499
*
393
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:22,769
(crowing)
394
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,104
Yes, I really am sick,
395
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,272
boss.
396
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,673
(sniffling)
397
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,375
Go ahead. Check the calendar.
398
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,211
It's not Mardi Gras.
It's not opening day.
399
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,047
There's no
Monster Truck-apalooza.
400
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:37,550
You're kidding me. The Tucson
Celtic Music Festival?
401
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,287
Damn it! I was going
to call in sick for that.
402
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,923
Hey, butt-pole. Which
one of these old ladies
403
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:43,991
was our first president?
404
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,693
Look it up, ass pimple.
405
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,794
All the facts are
right there, people.
406
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,962
I expect you
to know this.
407
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:49,829
Okay. I'm back now.
408
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,964
Sorry you had to hear that.
409
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,199
Anyway, my point is
410
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,801
that many historians are now
saying that World War II
411
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,904
was the culmination
of family conflicts
412
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,805
dating back to the
Franco-Prussian War.
413
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,440
Vic the Janitor
was explaining it to me.
414
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,042
You're telling me
that Vic the Janitor
415
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,944
knows more about the origins
of World War II than I do?
416
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:04,945
Well, yeah.
417
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,479
He made a lot of sense and...
418
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,714
Enough.
419
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,917
I'm in charge
of molding young minds.
420
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,418
He's in charge of dirt.
421
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,922
Vic the Janitor
can take his hundreds of keys
422
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,990
and jangle them all he wants.
423
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,625
He will not get my attention.
424
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,160
Gary, I think it's time
425
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,095
for one of those rest breaks
we talked about.
426
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,663
I don't need a rest.
427
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,898
But I do.
428
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,934
Okay. Fine. Whatever.
429
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,969
Gunderson out.
430
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,410
(gasps)
431
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,382
(straining)
432
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,617
(slurping)
433
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,056
Hey, man,
you got a sec?
434
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,857
Help.
I do need help.
435
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,125
It's about
Bethany.
436
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,126
I think she's the one, Ron.
437
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,394
But how do I know?
438
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,595
Throat closing.
439
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,664
Yeah. That is exactly
what it feels like.
440
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,132
Please.
441
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,001
No, no. I know what
you're saying. We're young.
442
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,303
But maybe we'll be one of those
couples who met in middle school
443
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,504
and just stayed
together forever.
444
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,573
I mean, sure, we'll wonder,
when we're 30 or 40,
445
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,208
if we should have
played the field more,
446
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,442
but you can't look back.
447
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,212
So sure, maybe one time,
or two times,
448
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,114
I made a stupid mistake
with my secretary,
449
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,215
but it meant nothing!
450
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,650
Oh, don't look
so surprised, Bethany.
451
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,953
You knew damn well who I was
when you married me!
452
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,021
Need water!
453
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,055
No thanks, I'm good.
454
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,756
Well, thanks, man.
455
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,325
I gotta run, but good talk.
456
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,759
Help! Brandon!
457
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,862
I am drinking carpet water.
458
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:34,001
*
459
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,670
(Gary singing along)
460
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,682
*
461
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,027
(beatboxing)
462
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,328
(laughs)
463
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,196
You enjoying yourself, craphead?
464
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,232
Not as much as your class is.
465
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,066
What?
466
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,967
(class laughing)
467
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,302
Shouldn't we
turn this off?
468
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,004
No.
469
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,906
Robby, what did you do?
470
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,607
No!
471
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,343
No! Robby!
472
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,445
Ah!
473
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,613
(crows cawing)
474
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,882
Huh? What?!
475
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,384
No, you shut up!
476
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,985
You're not the voice in my head.
477
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,520
I'm the voice in my head.
478
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,988
No, I will not share!
479
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,425
Oh, oh. Get it together, Ron.
480
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,261
Glenn said there
would be hallucinations.
481
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,928
Ron! Good. You're up.
482
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:36,929
Okay. Listen.
483
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,265
Everything's totally
under control.
484
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,732
Everything's
totally okay.
485
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,701
But we're moving. We're
moving out. Away from here.
486
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,503
What? We're moving?
487
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,404
Not you. Us.
488
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,472
I checked out Eugene, Oregon.
489
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,939
Nice college town.
Decent infrastructure.
490
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:47,840
Great track team.
491
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:48,941
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
492
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,110
Wait, wait, wait.
Before we get into this,
493
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,278
are you real?
494
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,713
Now, I checked out
the bus schedule online,
495
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,415
and there's an 8:30 Friday.
496
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,416
That would
take us right...
497
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,250
Gary, stop!
Gary, stop!
498
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,052
Just tell me what happened.
499
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,421
Robby turned on my webcam
when I wasn't looking,
500
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,091
and my whole class saw me
rapping in my underpants.
501
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,758
Ooh. Ooh.
502
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,527
Yeah, exactly. So it's over.
503
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,861
Tucson was nice,
504
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:09,929
but it's over for me here.
505
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,030
No, no.
506
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,199
You don't have
to leave town, Gary.
507
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,667
That's ridiculous.
Let me tell you a story.
508
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,602
Sixth grade.
509
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,370
I got stuck halfway up
the rope in gym class.
510
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,571
Couldn't move up or down.
511
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,207
Mr. Franz had to
come in with a ladder
512
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,375
and carry me down
like a big, dumb baby.
513
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,411
For two days, it was
all, "Hey, Rhonda.
514
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,613
Hey, crybaby.
Hey, dookie-pants."
515
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,281
That last one was
from a prior incident.
516
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:31,318
But, uh, on the third day,
the most amazing thing happened.
517
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,320
Steve Shilanski
got hit by a bus.
518
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,821
Changed the whole news cycle.
519
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,189
I was off the front page, baby.
520
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:40,026
So, you're saying we need
to stage a bus accident?
521
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,661
No, we could never
afford a bus.
522
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,263
You just got to do something
that's way bigger
523
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,031
than you in your
tighty-whiteys. You dig?
524
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,366
So, who does everybody hate?
525
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,635
Who does everybody want
to see fall?
526
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,769
Shuldiner.
527
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,371
Yeah!
That's it!
528
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,373
That's totally it!
I walk right up to him
529
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,841
and rip that dead animal
off his head.
530
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,809
I mean, I'll probably get,
like, what? A year's worth
531
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,078
of detention. But I'll totally
be the guy who did that.
532
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,580
Okay. Let's go!
Drive me to school.
533
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,714
What? Right now?
534
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,083
I'm not exactly on top
of my game here, Gary.
535
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,852
Can't one of these guys do it?
536
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,088
You know, you never
do anything for me!
537
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,923
You really are
the worst dad ever!
538
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,925
Oh, come on.
539
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,060
All right. Okay. All right.
540
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,595
Yes.
I'll do it.
541
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,097
Just help me out
with my shoes here, Gary.
542
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,571
This is gonna be great.
543
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,306
I'm gonna catch him
coming right out of class.
544
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,576
What do you do at a
floating stop sign?
545
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,044
Hundreds of kids
standing around.
546
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,980
Then I just walk
right up to him and say,
547
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,282
"Hi, Mr. Shuldiner.
548
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,517
Feel smart
without this?"
549
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,785
Ah, this
is gonna be epic.
550
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,919
Yeah.
551
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,987
(screams)
552
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,523
Badger rating, my ass!
553
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,825
I hid behind that
cooler you sold me,
554
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,328
and they ripped through
it like tissue paper!
555
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,697
I can't help you.
It was a sale item.
556
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,599
What the hell
are you talking about?
557
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,734
Huh?
558
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,404
RON:
What?
559
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,973
(school bell ringing)
560
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,943
Oh. Oh, that's good.
561
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,412
Nice and cool.
562
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,484
Mr. Gunderson.
563
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,152
Even more
disappointing
564
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,223
in three dimensions
than you are in two.
565
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,758
(laughing)
566
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,594
Hey!
567
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,830
You can't talk to my kid
that way, Shuldiner!
568
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,233
Oh, I remember you now.
569
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,268
Dookie-pants.
570
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,869
(badger growling)
571
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,103
It's a badger.
572
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,772
(growling)
Huh?
573
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,774
It's a badger!
No!
574
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,111
(screaming)
575
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,414
Don't look at me.
Do you want detention?
576
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,415
(kids laughing)
Eyes down.
577
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,016
Don't you laugh at me.
578
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,520
Don't you look at me!
579
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:53,226
That's my dad!
My dad just did that!
580
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,827
(screaming)
581
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,164
(panting)
582
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,198
A little help here?
583
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,434
Somebody call Animal Control!
584
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,840
(knocking)
585
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,110
I couldn't stop
thinking about you.
586
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,545
Me, neither.
587
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,785
Is this a Craisin?
588
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,420
A Craisin?
589
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,489
I am so sorry, Bethany.
590
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,456
I mean, I got better.
591
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,259
I should have told you,
I know. But I was...
592
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,760
I was actually afraid
that you wouldn't care
593
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,662
for me the same
if I was healthy.
594
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,163
Oh, you silly.
595
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,733
Of course
I still care for you.
596
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,968
But I think I need to be
with someone else right now.
597
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:36,969
What? Why?
598
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,739
Look, I really need someone
who can get me sick.
599
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,508
Please respect that.
600
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,711
I really thought
you were the one.
601
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,681
You will always be
in my heart, Brandon.
602
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,851
You just won't be
the boy who infected me.
603
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:05,665
Here, Ron.
604
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,133
This will help
your fever go down.
605
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,437
Ah. You're great kids.
606
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,205
I knew you guys
would come through for me.
607
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,674
It's fresh-squeezed.
608
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,675
Is it?
609
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,009
(slurping)
610
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,210
If you need anything else,
611
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,779
just...
612
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:20,880
(bird caws)
613
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,382
Oh, you guys are the best.
614
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,384
Wow.
615
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,619
You know,
before you guys showed up,
616
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,356
I was actually starting to think
I was gonna die out here.
617
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,891
(laughing)
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