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RON:
Thank you, Tucson!
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(hoots)
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Morning, guys.
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We have to...
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Oh God,
this was a chef's kitchen.
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And who unplugged my Crock-Pot?
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I had a lentil stew going.
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(video game whooshing)
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ROBBY: Why won't this
unicorn die?
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I shot it, like,
a hundred times.
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Get the power
pack first.
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It's in the baby
panda's skull.
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How long
have you guys been up?
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Relax. We're going
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to bed after
this next game.
Brandon,
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it's 8:00 in the morning.
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We've got to go to school.
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Oh.
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Then we're dressed.
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And where's Ron?
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He's supposed to do career day
for your class, Robby.
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Tell him I said good luck.
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You have to be there.
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It's a father-son thing.
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I'm not going
with that losewad.
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That's exactly why
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we hired that losewad.
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We need people
to think we have a father.
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We're paying him to help us
make a good impression.
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ROBBY:
Is he dead?
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Get up!
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I'm a student here!
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It's Robby's
career day.
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Did you forget?
What?
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No. No, no.
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No, of course not.
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No, I-I got so excited for it,
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I actually over-celebrated
a bit last night.
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Don't you worry, Robby.
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I'm gonna blow
their little minds.
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I've always shined in
the glow of the spotlight.
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You know, I played
Pippin in high school.
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Can't we just say
he was injured?
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Or I could injure him right now.
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Ron, listen to me.
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Stay in the shallow end.
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Do two minutes on selling
basketballs and get out.
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Okay, red is power.
Right.
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Blue shows you're calm
under pressure.
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But, see, I'm thinking
green'll make your eyes pop.
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Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys,
you're getting in my head.
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Okay? That's bad.
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I am the adult
with the career here.
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I am going to rock it hard.
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Okay, now who's got my pants?
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So there I was
in the pouring rain.
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I-I'm soaking wet.
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And I pushed my way
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through the smoke
and the broken glass,
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when I see a woman looking
at me with frightened eyes.
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Oh.
And as I
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pull her out of the burning car,
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I have no idea that I'll be
delivering her baby.
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Thank you,
Congressman Thomas.
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We'll all be watching
for your Dateline.
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Thank you,
Miss Morales.
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All right, class,
next up we have Mr. Gunderson.
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Let's see what
this jackass has to say.
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Mr. Gunderson?
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Oh. Yeah.
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Present!
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Little joke. Okay.
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Thank you,
Miss Morales.
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(clears throat)
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(clears throat)
Okay.
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So... I am, uh, Ron Gunderson.
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(clock ticks quietly)
And, uh...
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(clock ticking)
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Wow-wee,
that clock is deafening.
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Seriously, is that killing
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anybody else?
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No? Okay, all right, well,
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I'm just gonna
power through then.
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(clears throat)
I am, um...
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I'm Robby's daddy,
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and, uh,
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I'm gonna be honest
and level with you, kids, okay?
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I am no hero.
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I am just a plain old
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boring dad who sells balls
and camping gear at Sport Space.
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By day.
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By night, I work for
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a secret government agency
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that I can neither name
nor discuss,
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but I can, however,
answer yes or no questions
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and wink if you get close
to something juicy.
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That being said,
do any of you
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remember the night the Canadian
government collapsed?
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No, I don't think you do because
it didn't happen thanks to me.
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(crowd chatter)
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What up, slut?
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What up, slut?
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What?
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What's going on?
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Oh, hey, what up, slut?
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What the hell?!
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No.
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No, no.
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RON:
So, blue wire cut,
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(clucks tongue)
mind-control bomb defused,
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and you're welcome, Quebec.
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Or should I say,
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je vous en prie.
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En français,
"you're welcome."
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Any questions?
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Ou, questions?
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THOMAS:
Yeah.
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Just curious.
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I didn't hear anything
about this
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when I was serving on the
Foreign Intelligence Committee.
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Uh-huh. Yeah, and what's
your security clearance level?
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What, you level three,
level four?
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I'm an eight, so...
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There's no eight.
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Well, they would never tell
a four about an eight.
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(laughs)
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Shouldn't you be back
in congress texting a male page?
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Jeffrey helps me
with my speeches.
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Speeches, huh?
Is that what you call it, huh?
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Okay, gentlemen...
You know what?
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I'm sor... No. You know what?
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I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do this with you.
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I did not come here
to be attacked by you, fella.
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I came here to support
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my kid,
talk about my secret job, and...
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Is there anyway I can get, like,
a fistful of aspirin?
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There's, like, a small mammal
nesting in my head.
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Oops.
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You guys might want
to crack a window.
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(kids laughing)
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I knew it.
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All right, this seems
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like a good place to stop.
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Thank you,
Mr. Gunderson.
Mm-hmm.
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Thank you, Robby, for
bringing your dad in today.
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(coughs)
Loser.
(kids laughing)
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He's not my dad.
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He's not my dad!
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(school bell ringing)
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Oh. Son of a bitch.
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Oh, something better
be on fire.
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Okay, I farted again. I'm sorry.
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Look at these.
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They're all over school.
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"Hi, my name is Gary.
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"I'm from Jersey,
and I love to party.
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My catchphrase is..."
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(high-pitched voice):
What up, slut?
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You saw it?
Dude, I wrote it.
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What?! Why, Brandon?
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Why would you do that?
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Gary, you're 3,000
miles away from home
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in a brand-new environment.
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Okay, this is the perfect
time to reinvent yourself.
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I don't want to reinvent myself.
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Ooh, but you should,
you really should.
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Yeah? What's wrong with me?
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Wow, big lob. Okay.
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I'm just going to say this.
I mean, I love you,
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warts and all,
but let's face it.
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You are one giant ball
of negativity.
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See, these flyers
introduce Gary 2.0.
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He's fun, he's upbeat.
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He embraces life and all
its possibilities, which,
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once again begs the question--
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what up, slut?
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(school bell ringing)
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I'm sorry,
Robby. I... Hi.
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I just... I just...
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I just wanted the kids
to get a cool dad, okay?
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I'm sorry.
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Can you...?
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You have to come out
of there some time. Come on.
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Okay, you need more time,
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and you misspelled "buttlick."
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Mr. Gunderson?
Hey.
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Hey, that was crazy, huh?
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Kids-- they just say...
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They say the darndest
stuff, don't they?
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I mean, you know, like,
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I used to call my dad
a big, fat alcoholic
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and a blood-sucking parasite.
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Didn't mean anything.
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Is there anything
you want to tell me?
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I played Pippin in high school.
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I meant at home.
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Is everything okay?
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What? Yeah. I'm nailing it.
I'm nailing it shut.
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Yeah, Robby and
the other ones,
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they couldn't be happier.
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So...
(loud knocking inside locker)
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Ah, I just get... Ugh!
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I just get
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emotional when we talk
about the kids.
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Strong feelings.
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You know, there's no shame
in admitting you need help.
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I don't need help.
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Now, I know that Child Services
gets a bad rap...
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Whoa. What? Whoa.
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Child Services, rap, admitting.
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That's...
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Let's just take a long, deep,
slow breath together, okay?
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In through the nose.
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(inhales deeply)
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You need to breathe.
Go. Breathe in.
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Hey, guys.
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So, uh, I invited
Robby's teacher over
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for dinner on Friday night.
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You did what?!
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I, uh... I invited
Robby's teacher over for dinner
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on Friday night.
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Pizza night.
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Why, Ron? Why would you do that?
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Because she was snooping around,
okay?
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She was asking questions,
and I thought
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I better snuff out any suspicion
really quick.
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Huh. So, your solution
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to throwing someone
off our scent
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was to invite them over
to sniff around?
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You really think
that's smart, Ron?
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Look, I think we
were all losing sight
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of the fact that I
was really hung over.
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No, hey, this is great.
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We can put out
newspaper articles
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about how our real dad
went to prison
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and about how his kids
mysteriously disappeared.
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We can call it
the connect-the-dots party.
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See that right there?
Classic old Gary.
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So negative.
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New Gary jumps at the
chance to have dinner
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with a new friend.
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She's not our friend.
Let me tell you
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something I learned
from skimming
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the first five pages of
The Art of War.
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You don't run away
from your enemies.
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You run towards them.
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Great. Robby's teacher
will be in this house,
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which means we have two days
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to make it look
like an adult lives here.
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Stop making such a big deal
about it, okay? It'll be fine.
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I'll move all my stuff in.
Let's go.
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Come on.
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We'll clean up real quick.
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If we all, uh,
pitch in, you know,
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how long could
it possibly t...?
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Holy crap.
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(blows landing, gentle
Asian-themed music plays on TV)
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Welcome to my hell.
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I fight this every day.
260
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,392
(chittering)
261
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,527
Is that a human ear?
262
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,630
That's jerky.
263
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,665
Wait. Oh, my God.
264
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,299
No, no, it's jerky.
265
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,771
*
266
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,736
RON:
Oh, hey, buddy.
267
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,905
How you doing?
268
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,874
Want to help me put out
some of my stuff?
269
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,475
You can do the shot glasses.
270
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,510
And, oh, hey, hey.
271
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,881
What is this right here?
272
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,249
(resonating):
I am Skeletor,
sworn enemy of He-Man,
273
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:19,887
and I am here to apologize
on behalf of Ron Snuffkin.
274
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,958
Here. This is yours.
275
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,363
That's cool.
276
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,799
You'll play with it later.
277
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,401
When my dad apologized,
he gave me a Rolex.
278
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,803
I see.
279
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,871
And, uh, did he give you
that before he was arrested
280
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:40,007
or did he have to carve it
out of prison soap?
281
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,142
What do you know about soap?
282
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,416
(sighs)
Not bad.
Mm-hmm.
283
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,483
Looks good.
284
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,419
Looks clean.
Yep.
285
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,021
Oh, God.
286
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:54,755
What?
287
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,256
Looks like nobody lives here.
288
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,825
The walls are bare.
289
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,059
There are no pictures
of us together.
290
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,461
Zero evidence
that we're a family.
291
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,330
All right, no sweat. There's a
camera at work for shoplifters.
292
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,564
I can swipe that.
293
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:05,866
Yeah, does it go back in time?
294
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,367
'Cause we need to show
Robby's teacher
295
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,235
that we've been
together
296
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,402
for 13 years.
297
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,704
Way to go, Ron.
298
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,005
You know what?
Your brother's right.
299
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,207
You are really, really negative.
Okay, just-just...
300
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,876
give me-give me a second
to think here.
301
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,511
Uh, you know what?
302
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,180
I know a guy.
303
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,081
I hate this already.
304
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,649
No. No, no, no, no.
This guy's an artist.
305
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,117
He's great. He does fake ID's,
306
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,886
fake photo albums for people
in green card marriages.
307
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,821
You think of the fake thing,
this guy does it.
308
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,122
It just gets better and better.
309
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,690
It's a valuable service,
Gary. Okay?
310
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,159
He takes total strangers
311
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,127
and makes them look like
a loving couple.
312
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,996
It's really kind of sweet,
actually.
313
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,098
You married an illegal
for money, didn't you?
314
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,267
It was for a fridge, actually.
315
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,601
You know what?
316
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,103
Maybe we should cancel.
No, no, no, no.
317
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,838
I'm telling you,
this guy can do it.
318
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,274
My man Joker has
never let me down.
319
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,976
RON:
Joker?
320
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,610
JOKER:
Hey, sorry, Ron.
321
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,779
I hate to let you down.
322
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,580
I can still do it
if you want to wait.
323
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,916
18 months?
Mm-hmm.
324
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,451
So, you know
any other guys?
325
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,453
Yeah, but they're kinda shady.
326
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,189
(siren whoops)
See you later.
327
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,562
* I can see
328
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,564
* What I can find
329
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,532
* But I can't find the ones
330
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,301
Okay, come on.
331
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,502
(hissing)
332
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,937
* I left behind.
333
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,839
No, it's like I told you.
He does everything right here.
334
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,607
Fake ID's, fake photo albums
335
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,175
for people in green card
marriages.
336
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,911
Plus, uh, well,
we still got a camera.
337
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,579
We got these costumes,
oodles of props.
338
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,415
Hey.
339
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,283
Check this out. Look.
340
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,819
Joker's customers.
341
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:32,920
Oh, come on out, illegals.
342
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,788
Let's take some photos.
Look, right here.
343
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,456
Got our family.
344
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,757
GARY: Our family?
Yeah.
345
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,826
My wife. Your mother.
346
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,861
Little Brandon age three.
347
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,196
And this guy right here,
weird Uncle Joe.
348
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,166
No, no, no, that-that is weird
Uncle Joe, right there.
349
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,700
Okay, perfect. Yeah, hold this.
350
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,136
Okay, uh, listen up.
351
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,071
Uninvited neighbors,
gather round.
352
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,973
Now, I know that you came
to this country
353
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,575
with a dream of a better life
for you and your families.
354
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,178
Well, that dream... is dead.
355
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,214
But we still have a dream
that is very much alive.
356
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,351
And you can help us
make that come true.
357
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,519
Right here, today.
358
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,257
And we'll pay you.
359
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,324
Yeah.
360
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,525
* Uno, dos, tres, cuatro *
361
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,694
* I know you want me...
362
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,695
Got it.
363
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:16,930
Mmm. Okay, one more for safety.
364
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:17,998
I think we got it, Ron.
365
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,833
Do we?
Do you think we got it?
366
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,101
Is that you professional
opinion?
367
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,369
Okay, uh... okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.
368
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,537
Brandon, we're gonna set up
for your birth pictures.
369
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,473
Esparanza, I'm going to need
you to hop on that table,
370
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,541
put on a green gown and
spread your legs.
371
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,343
¿Qué?
372
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,212
Cheese.
373
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,713
Great.
Okay, nine-year-old Gary,
374
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,882
you can blow out
the candles
375
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:35,815
but don't touch the cake.
376
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,517
We need that
for my fourth birthday
377
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,019
and Gary's green belt party.
378
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,221
Okay, you, get out
of here. Go.
379
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,155
Baseball!
380
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,558
Just smile once.
Put your arms up, you just won.
381
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,395
Okay, good.
Opening day. Here we go.
382
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,029
Come on, bring the fire.
383
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,331
(grunts)
Whoa.
384
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,066
(chuckles)
It's not a...
it's not a shot put, Robby.
385
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,634
Didn't your dad ever teach you
how to throw a ball?
386
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,569
No.
387
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,306
Oh.
388
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,473
Uh...
389
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,808
okay, uh...
390
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,775
no big deal, no biggie.
391
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,611
Let's, uh...
I'll show you how. Here.
392
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,313
All right.
393
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,714
Put your fingers
on the seam...
394
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,349
BOY:
Oh, hey.
395
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,250
What up, slut?
396
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,052
Stop it!
397
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,321
I don't say that!
398
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,723
RON:
Come on, Brandon,
we're out of time.
399
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,524
BRANDON:
Okay.
400
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,791
Check it out.
I put it all together.
401
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,627
Okay, coming.
What's up?
Okay.
402
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,694
Here we are in Cancun.
403
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,230
Good.
Here we are on the moon.
404
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,132
Not sure we're gonna
need anything from outer space.
405
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,399
Just keep it down here
on Earth, okay?
406
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,767
And do it quick.
She's on her way.
407
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,402
(door closes)
408
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,438
Unfreakin'-believable!
Where have you been?
409
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,873
Huh? I sent you to get
the aroma candles hours ago.
410
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,842
The hallway
still smells like foot.
411
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,977
I had my own errand.
412
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,346
I went to the basketball game
to hand out these.
413
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,513
What?
414
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,681
Oh, yeah.
415
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,984
I struck back at you with my
own flyer. It was very clear!
416
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,019
"I'm Brandon. I'm way
cooler than you."
417
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,620
People should hate you,
right? Wrong!
418
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,821
Not only does
everybody think
419
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,323
you're somehow way cooler
than them,
420
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,125
but everybody wants to meet you
and friend you!
421
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,893
Well, look at that,
you tried to hurt me
422
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,095
but you just hurt
yourself.
423
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,263
Yeah? Let me
try again!
424
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,132
Ow! You just hit me in the
face with my own face!
425
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,333
Ron, you see
what he's doing?
426
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,701
BRANDON: Me?!
I don't care!
427
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,970
I so don't care!
428
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,404
Okay?
Stop screwing around
429
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,538
and act like men!
430
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,774
Brandon, go light
the scented candles.
431
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,209
Gary, make the bruschetta.
432
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,910
I'm not making him
anything.
433
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,379
And besides, bruschetta's
a peasant dish!
434
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,047
And you're an idiot
for knowing that!
435
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,016
You're both idiots!
Are we happy now? Hmm?
436
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,517
I hate all of you!
You're all...
437
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,918
(all shouting at once)
438
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,120
I just did the whole house...
439
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,989
(doorbell rings)
440
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:23,923
ALL:
Hi!
441
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:24,924
Hello.
442
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,226
Hello.
443
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,295
Welcome to our home.
Please excuse the mess.
444
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,266
So, obviously, the Sport Space
is not where I see myself
445
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,768
in five years, but it
does leave me ample time
446
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,470
to work on my epic novel.
447
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,638
MAGGIE:
Really?
448
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,973
What's it about?
449
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,309
Mmm, it's about a whale.
450
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,845
It's about a crazy guy
chasing a whale.
451
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,448
That sounds a lot
like Moby Dick.
452
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,482
Moby what?
453
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,683
Excuse me, Father,
454
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,785
would you pass the minced
red pepper, please?
455
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,787
Um, absolutely.
My pleasure, son.
456
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,723
Oh, my boys.
457
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,558
You know, I honestly don't
think I knew what love was
458
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,727
before these little rascals
came into my life.
459
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,961
(clears throat)
460
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,463
I think I'm gonna be sick.
461
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,733
Is he okay?
Yeah.
462
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,900
He's fine.
463
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,737
He's just extremely
lactose intolerant.
464
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,639
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
465
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,674
Well, then why do you
guys have pizza night?
466
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,176
RON:
That's a good question.
Good-good question.
467
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,911
Anybody else want to
field that one?
468
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,713
No? Okay.
469
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,849
I guess I'll tell her then.
470
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,752
As it turns out, my mother...
471
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,954
Fanta,
472
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,490
who would also be, by logical
extension, their grandmother,
473
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,126
died tragically
on pizza night.
474
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,096
And this is how we honor her.
475
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,930
To Fanta.
476
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,099
To Fanta.
477
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,967
To Fanta.
478
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,802
Uh, bah, bah.
479
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,337
Family only. Thank you.
480
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,310
And, uh, here we have
our wedding.
481
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,911
You got married in
the pyramids?
Yeah.
482
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,480
We did. We got
special permission
483
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,848
from the, um,
current Pharaoh.
484
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:56,783
MAGGIE:
Halfway up.
Mm-hmm.
485
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,817
That's unusual.
486
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,985
I know, I know.
487
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,353
That's not something
I was expecting either.
488
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,922
But a great place for a wedding
and not so cliché.
489
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,491
Mm-hmm.
490
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,626
So... yeah.
491
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,262
Oh, my gosh, then we have
Robby's delivered.
492
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,164
Are those prison tattoos
on the gynecologist?
Yeah.
493
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,866
Yeah, that-that is
an uplifting story right there.
494
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,968
From gangster to gyno.
495
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,404
It's rare.
496
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,139
What's this?
497
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,873
Oh, that-that-that is
Brandon being dropped off
498
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,008
for his first day
of school.
499
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,343
I cried like a baby.
500
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,744
They grow up so fast.
501
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,045
It's weird.
502
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,347
That was, what,
ten years ago?
Mm-hmm.
503
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,449
There's an Obama sticker on
the bumper of your car.
504
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,917
Yeah, we were
early supporters.
505
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,719
When he was teaching law?
Mm-hmm.
506
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,753
Yeah. You know what?
507
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,322
You could see the hope
in his eyes, even back then.
508
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,489
You know what we should do?
509
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,757
We should dance.
510
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,791
Come on.
Um...
511
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,928
* Ooh, I'm on fire
512
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:47,200
* Not a single thing on Earth
can cool me down *
513
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,502
* Get up now
514
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,672
* Ooh, I'm getting higher...
515
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:53,740
(turns off music)
Yeah, you're right.
516
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,508
We should probably have
a little wine before that.
517
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,510
GARY:
What are you putting
in my hair?!
518
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,146
BRANDON:
Just a little bit of
product, all right.
519
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,313
Mess it up a little bit.
520
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,581
Leave me the hell alone!
521
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,216
Don't you see? I'm offering
you a better way.
522
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,684
I don't want a
better way!
523
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,785
I'm fine the way I am!
524
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,786
That is insane.
525
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,821
Why would you want to be you
if you had a choice?
526
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:09,922
RON:
Hey, hey, Brandon!
527
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:10,890
Knock it off, okay?
528
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,958
Get off your brother's case.
529
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,160
I don't want to hear it anymore.
530
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,327
I'm trying to help him.
531
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,028
No, no, no,
you're not trying to help him.
532
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,198
You're trying to turn him into
you which is never gonna happen.
533
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,299
Okay? He is what he is.
534
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,533
He's a self-important,
535
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,068
slightly paranoid
buzzkill.
536
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,203
You are never gonna turn him
537
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,804
into the charismatic dude
that you are.
538
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,005
Wow. Thanks.
539
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,240
Not finished.
Okay, Brandon?
540
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,475
Yes, you're popular now,
541
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,842
but you are gonna peak
in high school.
542
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,379
I'm sorry to tell you, but that
is the way it is, okay, buddy?
543
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,813
And then you're gonna
have to sit back
544
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,448
and you're gonna watch this
guy blossom in college,
545
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,817
come out of business school,
and set the world on fire.
546
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,786
Okay? He's-he's gonna
own his own company,
547
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,354
they're gonna write
articles about him,
548
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,689
he's gonna date beautiful women
like Maggie.
549
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,425
And you are gonna wish that you
were a little bit more like him.
550
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,228
And you are going
to love being you.
551
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,297
Wow. Thanks.
552
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,031
MAGGIE:
That's really sweet.
553
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,766
Oh. Hey.
554
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,969
I wish my dad would've said
something like that to me.
555
00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,307
I was a total nerd
in middle school.
556
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,974
So, when I'm older,
you'd be into a guy like me?
557
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,876
I like cops.
558
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,478
But your dad is right.
559
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,180
People really do grow
into themselves.
560
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,215
That is true.
561
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,150
That is something I learned
back on the force.
562
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,192
Thank you so much
for dinner, Ron.
563
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,460
Mm-hmm.
564
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,829
I'll see you at
school, Robby.
565
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,797
Oh, okay.
566
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,865
See ya.
567
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,601
I can't wait to be made fun of
because of my dad.
568
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,271
Um, you know what?
569
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,340
I think he might be coming down
with something.
570
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,575
I'm gonna keep him home
for a couple days.
571
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,709
Really?
572
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,445
Yeah, maybe a week.
573
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,512
Yeah, he's burning up.
574
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:43,049
And clammy around the neck.
575
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,384
So, thanks for coming.
576
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,219
Yeah, you know...
577
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,687
this turned out okay.
578
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,856
Yeah.
You really surprised me.
579
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,924
(under breath):
Yeah.
580
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,627
(keys jingling,
car alarm chirps)
581
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,030
Yeah, you're right,
let's not spoil this.
582
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:58,998
Spoil what?
583
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,433
Nothing. Nothing.
584
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,201
I will see you at school.
585
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,270
Good night.
586
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,404
Okay, good night.
587
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,308
(engine starting)
588
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,677
Oh. Whoa.
589
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,284
Night!
590
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,422
(knocking on door)
Guys?
591
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,758
Guys, come on,
I didn't get my pudding!
592
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,828
(distant dog barking)
593
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,799
Want to play catch?
594
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,701
(sighs)
595
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,737
Yeah.
596
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,238
Yeah, okay.
597
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,607
Let's play a little catch.
598
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,675
Got a glove for me? Nice.
599
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,811
Okay, remember
what I told you, right?
600
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,647
Keep your back foot planted,
back here, right?
601
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,782
Big step on the throw,
and follow through.
602
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,318
Right to the glove.
603
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,119
Got it? Yeah, you got it.
604
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,687
Smarty-pants.
605
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,557
Okay, buddy,
you're the champ.
606
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,125
Here we go. Bring me
the hard cheese, okay.
607
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,259
(groans):
My knee.
608
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,762
(groans)
609
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,930
Oh, very good.
610
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,165
Put a little heat
on that one, that's good.
611
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,267
Oh, can you get Daddy
an ice pack?
612
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,936
(groans)
613
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,505
Oh, you're a good boy.
614
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:13,873
You're a good boy.
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