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- Previously on "All Stars"...
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- You can't send me home.
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- I will never, if you promise
that if I'm ever in the bottom
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that you won't send me home.
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- You can call it an alliance,
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but it's making a pact of like,
girl, I have you, you have you,
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you have me,
and we have each other.
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- For this week's
maxi challenge,
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we are throwing ourselves
a supermarket ball.
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- I don't sew because I'm not
Amish and I have good credit.
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- Do you think we're all going
to just stick
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to the track record
all the way through?
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- It's track record as well as
taking it all into the whole
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and what was presented tonight.
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- Bitch, ain't nobody safe.
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- Jessica Wild, tonight you
were very, very creative.
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- Thank you.
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- Mrs. Kasha Davis.
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- This is definitely
a birthday party
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that I would not have eaten
any of the cake, girl.
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- Darienne Lake.
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It didn't quite connect
for a succinct message.
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Darienne Lake,
Mrs. Kasha Davis...
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I'm sorry, my dears,
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but you are the bottom two
All Stars of the week.
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Jessica Wild, condragulations,
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you are top All Star
of the week.
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- Ay, no puedo creerlo.
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- It's time to present this
week's lip-sync assassin.
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Jessica Wild, you're
a winner, baby.
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Those coconuts have earned
you a cash tip
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of $30,000.
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Yeah.
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- Which queen have you
chosen to get the chop?
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- Kasha.
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- Mrs. Kasha Davis,
you're leaving us tonight,
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but the fame games
have just begun.
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Now, sashay away.
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Baby.
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- Girl, what a ball.
- Girl, what a day.
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Fuck the ball.
What a day.
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- The ball is over!
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- Ay, I'm the winner.
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I won.
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And, bitch, I got $30,000.
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Jessica Wild has
still got it, baby.
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"Look in your eyes
and say 'I love you' daily.
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Love you all, Ms. Kasha."
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Aw.
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- It was a difficult decision.
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But the critiques,
she got the hardest.
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Plus, Darienne, you were
fighting again, fighting.
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And I'm going to tell
you, like, Kasha told me,
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"I want to go home with
my dog, with my family."
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- I have a loving
husband and a dog
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and a family to go home to.
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So Mrs. Kasha Davis always
makes lemonade out of lemons.
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- I am not going to
say I'm, like, shocked.
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These are some fierce-ass
competitors
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that really want to win.
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- We love you, Kasha.
- Bye.
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- Kasha, we love you.
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- And if you're not fighting
for it, girl, move over.
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Make room for the next bitch.
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- Well, let's count
these votes, honey.
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- Yeah.
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Okay. All right.
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All right.
Darienne.
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One for Kasha.
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Two for Darienne.
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Three for Darienne.
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Two for Kasha.
Three for Kasha.
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Four.
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Shit.
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- Kasha.
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- It's four, five.
- Four to five.
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Wow.
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- So I'm going to assume one
of those of you is from Kasha.
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And there are three girls
here that voted for Darienne,
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so who was it, bitches?
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- I did.
- Me.
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Based on track record.
It was nothing personal.
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- I was doing track record.
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- I have to really solidify my
position in this competition.
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It just puts a lot of pressure,
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because it's like I'm
walking on very thin ice.
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I am definitely on shaky ground.
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I feel like a fat kid
on a wicker couch.
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- Think of it as the drag gods
smiling down upon you
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and giving you another chance.
- Yes.
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- I know that's right.
- Absolutely.
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- I have a question.
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Are you really happy that I won,
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or you want to tell me
something?
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My God, no.
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- I ask because at
one point when I came in...
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Yeah.
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I mean, there were some
sour faces in "Untucked."
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My God, Jessica!
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- Heidi, what's going on?
I can sense you are upset.
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- Just because I'm quiet
doesn't mean I'm upset.
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I was shocked
that you won, but, girl,
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either which way, it's your
moment, and you deserve it.
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- I really, really,
really wanted it,
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and I was upset I didn't
get it, but you deserved it.
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- Thank you so much.
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- I'm very happy that you won.
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Did I necessarily think
you were going to win?
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No.
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But I'm so happy that you did,
because you did work hard.
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You put your best foot forward
and the judges saw that.
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And I do want to
say congratulations, mama.
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- Thank you so much.
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- I can't lie, I am a little
bit upset, because I feel
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like I'm giving the judges
what they want, honey,
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but I haven't won a challenge
as of yet.
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However, I'ma just have
to suck that shit up,
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honey, and keep pushing.
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- What's going on?
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- It's just the feeling of...
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they're not seeing me.
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- In "Untucked," bitch,
you were over it.
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- Yeah, I contemplated
getting up and leaving.
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- I just don't like to
see you get like that.
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- Absolutely.
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- I understand
it's a competition.
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They all want to win.
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But whatever they are going
through, deal with it.
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Because I'm going further,
and I'm going to win.
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I'm in a fight mode.
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Ay.
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I'm like an animal in
the jungle ready to attack.
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And I'm going to
send everybody home...
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The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
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and a cash prize of $200,000,
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with extra-special guest judge
Maude Apatow.
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- Yes.
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- It is a new week baby,
and I am determined
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to get my first win.
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I'm about to slay these hos.
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I want to get these girls
with the hymen, honey.
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The fashion.
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You know in the sports,
when the football player,
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they hit them, the hymen.
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The Heisman!
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My God.
Wait.
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The Heisman.
The stiff arm.
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I had not realized I said hymen.
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My God, Heidi.
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Justice for Kasha.
- And you know what?
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It felt so good tonight
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to not be the worst look
and to see...
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I was like, bitch, she
didn't learn from me, bitch?
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- I know Jessica won the green,
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but I wanted to make
it rain on you bitches.
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- Make it rain.
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- Get them leaves
out of my face.
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- She done already
done had herses.
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- Hey, All Stars.
- Hi.
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- Who says there's
nothing to watch?
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You can watch your mouth.
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- You can watch that attitude.
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And you better watch your back,
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because while you've got
your eyes on the prize,
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somebody else is watching you.
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Jesus.
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- What?
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- Girl, somebody's
been spying on us!
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- My goodness.
- Hello, hello, hello.
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Hi.
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- Look at this outfit.
- Absolutely.
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- Looking like a pimp today.
- My.
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- Well, it's because there's
a bunch of hos up in here.
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Ladykins, you know, we are
living in the new golden age
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of television.
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A time for stretching
boundaries and probing
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new subject matter.
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- But when it comes to
stretching and probing,
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nobody does it better
than a drag queen.
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So, for this week's
maxi challenge,
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you need to create trailers
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for a sickening scripted series
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starring you.
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- This is gonna be fun, okay.
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- Think of it as a commercial
for your show.
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You can choose any genre...
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Sitcom, soap, or sci-fi.
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Just make sure it's must-she TV.
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- Yeah.
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- #AllStars8.
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Before you get started,
I want you
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to say hello to some
true television pioneers.
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Pit Crew.
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- Ay, ay, ay.
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- Come on, Manscaped.
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- To randomly divide
you into three teams,
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you need to grab a balloon and
pop it against the Pit Crew.
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My God.
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Yes, honey.
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- The color of the
confetti inside the balloon
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will determine
which team you join.
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Yes, darling, it's
a thoroughly democratic way...
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- Yes.
- To choose teams.
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- Y'all ready to
pop some balloons?
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Let's do it.
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Starting with LaLa Ri.
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So, LaLa Ri, come over
here and get your balloon.
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Let me get a big one.
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- Now, are you going to give,
or are you going to receive?
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- I am going to receive.
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- What made you decide
you were going to receive?
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- I mean, look...
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The Lord said ask,
and you shall receive,
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and I'm going to
follow His orders, okay?
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Go slow.
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I'm not gonna turn down
the Lord's blessings.
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Not me.
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My God.
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- Lord have mercy.
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- What color is
that mess you made?
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- This is a green.
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- Okay.
You are on the green team.
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- Thank you so much.
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- Kahanna Montrese.
- I'm going to receive.
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- You're going to receive?
- Yes.
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- Okay.
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- Okay, I've never
done this before.
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Liar.
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My God.
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- I got green, too.
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- Two greens.
Come on over.
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Up next, Kandy Muse.
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- Usually I give, but for
Bruno, I'm gonna receive.
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- Bruno, just keep in mind,
that's nature's candy.
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- I got purple.
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- Okay, now, Darienne...
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- Well, like Christmas,
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I always feel it's
better to give than receive.
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- Assume the position.
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- Give it some resistance.
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No.
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I blew all over the place.
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My God.
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- Heidi N Closet.
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- I came here for
new experiences,
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so I'm going to receive.
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I'm just a very open person.
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I'm a Christian woman, I swear.
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- She got green.
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Medic.
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Hi, Jessica.
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- Yo quiero recibir.
257
00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:41,000
I'm ready, papi.
258
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,482
- Bruno, can you brace
her on the other side.
259
00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:44,724
For safety.
260
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,517
What color did you get?
261
00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:50,827
- Purple.
262
00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:53,068
- All right, so go ahead
and join the purple.
263
00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:54,379
Jaymes.
264
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,010
- All right, now, I'm
startled by loud noises.
265
00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,551
So, if you want to hold me by
my throat, that'd be great.
266
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:02,103
It's like when I saw a
Great Dane hump a chihuahua.
267
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,482
- It's blue.
- Blue?
268
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:10,413
- Welcome.
We're the blue girls.
269
00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,965
- Alexis Michelle.
Let him have it.
270
00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,137
- Come on, blouse.
271
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,275
- Blue.
272
00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:19,275
- It's a boy!
273
00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:21,620
- Up next, Jimbo.
- Okay.
274
00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:23,551
And they're gonna pop it?
275
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:26,000
- Actually, that's
not an option.
276
00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,931
- Can he punch me
in the back of the head?
277
00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:31,896
My.
278
00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:36,586
Jimbo.
279
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,068
What color was that?
280
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:40,482
- Purple.
- Okay.
281
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:45,172
So, LaLa Ri, Kahanna Montrese,
and Heidi N Closet,
282
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:48,103
you are team number one.
- Yes.
283
00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:50,586
- Darienne Lake,
Jaymes Mansfield,
284
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:54,206
and Alexis Michelle,
you're team number two.
285
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:57,620
Kandy Muse, Jessica Wild,
and Jimbo,
286
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,620
you're team number three.
287
00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:00,896
Yeah.
288
00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:02,758
- Now, later today,
you'll be shooting
289
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:04,896
your TV trailer with the help
290
00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:09,206
of Emmy-award winner
Michelle Visage.
291
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:13,965
And one more thing...
292
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:18,620
I want each group to create
key art for your series.
293
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:22,103
A single image that
sells your show.
294
00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:24,551
It's called marketing, darlings.
295
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,448
Learn it and learn it well.
296
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,379
- Yes, mother.
- All right.
297
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,862
- All Stars, start your engines,
298
00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:33,586
and may the best drag queen win.
299
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,689
- Yes.
- Yes.
300
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,137
- Yay.
301
00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:39,551
- Yes, we make our own trailer.
- I'm excited.
302
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,896
- I'm excited for this.
303
00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:42,586
Today's maxi challenge,
we'll be creating
304
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,379
and starring in
sickening trailers
305
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,827
for a new television series.
306
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,724
- Are we going to do,
like, sitcom,
307
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:52,793
like, soap opera
or horror, drama?
308
00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:54,976
- I feel like we can go many
different directions with it.
309
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,344
We just got to narrow down
an idea that we all agree on.
310
00:13:57,413 --> 00:14:00,620
It's a little awkward being
in a group with Darienne,
311
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:03,034
considering I voted
for her twice.
312
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,206
I don't really know where
her head is at right now,
313
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,206
but if she's not bringing
it up, I won't either.
314
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:10,551
- One of the ideas that
I thought would be, like, fun
315
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,241
is, I used to love
the show "Lost."
316
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,344
- Yes.
- Yeah.
317
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,172
- And on the show,
there was, like,
318
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:17,586
The Others on the other
side of the island,
319
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:20,344
who were sort of terrorizing
the people who were stranded.
320
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:23,551
Maybe the other people,
you're like,
321
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,724
wait a second, you kind of look
like Amy Winehouse
322
00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:30,034
or Princess Diana or
Betty White or Marilyn Monroe.
323
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,517
- Dead celebrities.
- Yeah.
324
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:32,941
- We think they think
faked their deaths?
325
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:34,424
- They faked their deaths
to go to this island.
326
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,689
- I like that.
327
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:37,113
- They're like, you
can't leave the island
328
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,769
because you let everybody
know we're still alive.
329
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:40,596
A lot's riding on me to
do well in this challenge,
330
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:43,275
because, I mean, a lot of these
girls have pulled my lipstick.
331
00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:45,000
So I have to really stand out
332
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:48,689
and prove that I'm also
a force in this competition.
333
00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:50,251
Nothing like getting your
face bashed in
334
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:52,172
by, like, Marilyn Monroe
or somebody.
335
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:54,344
She's like, you can't leave.
You know?
336
00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:55,517
Wow.
337
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,206
- It's time
to release the kraken.
338
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:59,344
- My only concern
about this concept
339
00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:03,586
is that it feels just, like,
a little bit complicated,
340
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,724
convoluted,
and I worry about getting
341
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:08,206
the point across quickly.
- Okay.
342
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,320
- I don't know. I think
your "Lost" idea has some legs.
343
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,551
And we can do it in
a conceivable amount of time.
344
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,034
We just have to
fill up the scenes.
345
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,379
Yeah.
346
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,310
- I can't say that
I love this idea,
347
00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:19,241
but I trust Darienne and Jaymes,
348
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:22,172
because both these girls
can bring the comedy.
349
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:24,206
So, if they think that
we should go this way,
350
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:26,931
then I'm just going
to run with it.
351
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,689
- Did you have an idea?
352
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:33,655
- I was thinking of a horror,
like, a scary comedy situation.
353
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,896
Like, maybe we're,
like, in a hair salon
354
00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,976
and there's a killer on the
loose or something like that.
355
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,217
- Well, child, we all Black,
so which one gonna die first?
356
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:41,551
- That's the question.
- Right.
357
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,137
- The key to acing
this challenge
358
00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:45,275
is, one, always be funny... duh.
359
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,413
And, two, the concept needs to
be clear and not convoluted.
360
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:49,941
So just make it make sense
and make it funny.
361
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,355
Those are literally
the only two things
362
00:15:51,379 --> 00:15:52,310
we really need to do.
363
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:53,931
I had an idea.
- Okay.
364
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,344
- And it was about
a queen possibly
365
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,862
being almost kidnapped...
366
00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,034
Okay.
367
00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:00,517
- By two idiots...
368
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:01,620
- Yes.
- Okay.
369
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:04,448
- Who just can't quite get her,
370
00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:06,034
mainly because they're stupid.
- Okay.
371
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,217
- That kind of vibe.
- I like that idea.
372
00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:08,424
- You like that?
- I like that.
373
00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:09,734
I think that would be
a fun one to do.
374
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:11,103
- Good, good, good.
375
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:12,596
- So who wants to be the
kidnapped-ed queen, honey?
376
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,275
- I think that'll be fun for me.
377
00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:15,448
- That would be cute.
378
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,700
And then we're
the bumbling fools.
379
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,344
- Yeah, we'll be...
- Okay.
380
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:20,482
- It works.
- Typecasting, okay.
381
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:22,862
- Maybe the way I get out
of the captured scene
382
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,379
is I take off my tucking panty
383
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:27,206
and make y'all smell it...
384
00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:29,034
and y'all just pass out.
385
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:35,517
- My character is
a sickening beautiful queen,
386
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:38,793
but I can't just rely
on how gorgeous I am.
387
00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:40,896
I need to deliver the comedy.
388
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,275
- We can make this work.
Let's do it. Okay.
389
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:44,803
You're going to knock
it out the park, baby.
390
00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:46,517
You're going to knock
it out the park.
391
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:48,251
- So, for our concept,
what were we thinking?
392
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,206
- We're doing a horror.
- So horror thriller moment.
393
00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:53,551
I feel really good
because Jimbo and Jessica
394
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,586
already have a win
under their belt
395
00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:58,275
and these are some
of the two funniest bitches
396
00:16:58,344 --> 00:16:59,827
in the competition.
397
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,620
So us three together, baby,
it's going to be chaos.
398
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,275
- Okay, so what if it's, like,
three girls in high school.
399
00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:06,862
There's two besties.
400
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:10,137
One girl really wants to be
in with the group,
401
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:12,827
and they basically, like,
torture her.
402
00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:14,275
- So she goes crazy
and just, like,
403
00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:16,000
then becomes, like,
the murderer?
404
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,586
- She's kind of like Carrie.
405
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,251
You know, like, she gets mad
and kill everybody at the end.
406
00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:20,395
- Yeah, kind of like Carrie.
407
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,000
- I don't think
we should do that.
408
00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:23,748
It's a spoof, and
they're going to be like,
409
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,068
why didn't you come up
with your own original idea?
410
00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:29,896
- The only thing
about using a spoof
411
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,724
is we'll already know our beats,
412
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,689
and we have
such a short amount of time.
413
00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,068
- That's true.
414
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,827
- I just think they react
better to original ideas
415
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:40,689
than "spoofes"... spoofs.
416
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,724
This is an idea.
417
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,137
What if we make
418
00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:45,631
one of the Pit Crew members
the killer, right?
419
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,000
- One of us has
to be the killer.
420
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,275
- I don't think so.
421
00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,758
- But we're the ones in it.
422
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,379
Like, we have to do the acting.
423
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:52,586
- Yeah.
- It's up to us.
424
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,010
- Yes, but we also
have the Pit Crew.
425
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:56,275
In season 13, I had
the Pit Crew in my scenes.
426
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:58,079
- I just don't want to
give a key role to them,
427
00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:00,448
because they're not competing.
- Well, it's not a key role.
428
00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:02,172
- The murderer is the key role.
429
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:06,896
- Jimbo and Kandy, they like,
I want to do this,
430
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,689
and Kandy...
No, I want to do this.
431
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:11,448
And I'm like, por favor.
432
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:15,862
Can you both make a decision?
The time is running.
433
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:17,275
Let's do this.
434
00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:18,769
- So we need to come
up with, like, a story.
435
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,355
- I think we need to do
whatever's the most funny.
436
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:22,172
I think we need to
worry less about it
437
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:24,517
making sense and more, like,
what are the punchy visuals.
438
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:27,172
- No, girl, I'm telling you,
it needs to make sense.
439
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,734
- But you know "Drag Race"
doesn't make sense.
440
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,241
Mama Ru is like,
who fucking cares?
441
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,310
I want to laugh.
442
00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:32,631
So it's like, we
need to be funny.
443
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:33,965
- No, I get that.
444
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,758
- My impression of Kandy's "no"
is like, no.
445
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,448
- Well, no, because...
- No.
446
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,241
- No, I think it would be...
- No.
447
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:40,596
- No, no, because
we're going to be...
448
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,206
- She's like, no, bitch.
449
00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:44,148
- No, because remember.
No, but that's not, um...
450
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:45,655
No, what she means.
No.
451
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,103
Well, no.
No, no, no.
452
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,862
No, we're gonna have to change
clothes anyway, you know?
453
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,586
My God, can we
just put something
454
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:55,344
down on this fucking paper.
455
00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,206
- I don't think
we should do that.
456
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,724
- It doesn't need to make sense.
457
00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:00,713
- It's going to be funny.
- It needs to be funny.
458
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:02,838
- It's going to be funny,
but it needs to make sense.
459
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:05,931
Fuck.
460
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,103
I thought we were
the Dream Team, baby.
461
00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:09,586
This team is a nightmare.
462
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:24,172
- Hello, queens.
- Hi.
463
00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:25,862
- How are you kids?
- Good, good.
464
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,275
- We're excited.
465
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:28,907
- We are about to start
shooting our trailer
466
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:30,517
with Michelle Visage.
467
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,275
And, baby, I am nervous,
468
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,068
because I just know
469
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:36,551
Michelle's not going to be
holding back with us.
470
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,310
- What kind of show is this?
471
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:42,413
- It's like a comedic
high-school horror.
472
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,862
- Sounds
like Ryan Murphy kind of.
473
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:47,034
- Sure.
- Almost as gay.
474
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,689
- Tiny bit.
475
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:50,838
- As a group, we had a hard
time writing our trailer.
476
00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:52,551
There was a lot of
cooks in the kitchen.
477
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:55,620
But we discovered that
one thing we can agree on
478
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:58,379
is that we're all just
a little bit naughty...
479
00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,931
Un petit peu.
480
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,586
And we are ready to
have a good time.
481
00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:14,896
- Is this just
Kandy in this scene?
482
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,896
- Yeah. I'm supposed to be,
like, making out
483
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,275
with, like, the boy.
484
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:22,413
- What's this hand doing?
- I'm gay.
485
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,103
Same.
486
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:26,344
So you want to fake out
with Bryce.
487
00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:27,724
- How do you fake out?
488
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,172
- I would put your hands,
like, behind her, like...
489
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,344
That looked very
realistic, the two of you.
490
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:36,000
Did it?
491
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,344
- Absolutely not.
492
00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:39,275
All right, let's try it.
493
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,655
This backpack is so hot.
494
00:20:46,724 --> 00:20:47,931
Cut.
495
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,931
We're good.
496
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,551
Okay, moving on.
497
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:54,413
- I'm going to be like, Bruno,
I am getting ready for you.
498
00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:55,965
- And then I pop up
from behind here.
499
00:20:56,034 --> 00:20:58,827
My God, they're...
500
00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:01,034
Are we allowed to do that?
501
00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:02,655
- It's too much, this?
502
00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:05,310
- Sticking it under your dress.
503
00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:07,344
You don't need that.
504
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:08,724
I feel like I'm watching a porn.
505
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:10,000
- Yeah.
506
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,517
You want me better like this?
- Um...
507
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:13,965
- But you keep...
- No.
508
00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:14,965
- No?
509
00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:16,275
- Mira, sucia.
510
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:17,984
- Maybe make a face
like it's hurting you,
511
00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:20,758
like she's using teeth, like...
512
00:21:20,827 --> 00:21:23,206
- I was like, get off me.
You're on my dick.
513
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,068
Okay.
514
00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:28,551
- How about you're on my balls?
- Um...
515
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:34,310
I guess I didn't realize
how raunchy we were.
516
00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:36,620
If we are taking it
too far for Michelle, girl,
517
00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:39,172
I think we might be in trouble.
518
00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:41,586
Fuck.
519
00:21:41,655 --> 00:21:44,172
- This is the big reveal.
520
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:45,689
Do you have your lipstick?
- Yeah.
521
00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:48,482
Should I pluck it off her body?
522
00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:50,471
- I don't know if I'd pull
it out of her asshole.
523
00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:54,793
- Not her vagina, Jimbo.
524
00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:55,793
Here we go.
525
00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:59,344
- Who's a pretty
little girl now?
526
00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:01,551
- I think Michelle seemed
a little bit embarrassed
527
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:02,758
by what we're doing.
528
00:22:02,827 --> 00:22:04,241
But I'm not worried.
529
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:06,724
The worst thing you want to
do is to not take chances
530
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,068
and to not go too far.
531
00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:11,137
Drag is not comfortable
all the time.
532
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,827
And so I think it's good
to test the boundaries.
533
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:20,103
- We're going to get
canceled for this shit.
534
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,517
Hi, queens.
- Hi.
535
00:22:22,586 --> 00:22:23,931
You're gorgeous.
536
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,103
I've never seen you look
better, as a matter of fact.
537
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,172
What is the name
of your TV show?
538
00:22:30,241 --> 00:22:32,206
"Run, Queen, Run"!
539
00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:34,448
- Ooh, that sounds like fun.
540
00:22:34,517 --> 00:22:36,034
So let's do scene one.
541
00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:38,793
- Ooh, ooh, we got to get
them panties.
542
00:22:40,034 --> 00:22:43,310
- Bitch, we needs
them panties, Rella.
543
00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:44,655
- Cut.
544
00:22:44,724 --> 00:22:47,448
You kids are out your
damn minds back there.
545
00:22:47,517 --> 00:22:48,793
- Whee.
546
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,965
- And, LaLa, let me hear
the voice you're doing.
547
00:22:54,034 --> 00:22:56,344
Bitch,
we need the panties, Rella.
548
00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:57,724
- Why are you Fat Albert?
549
00:22:59,724 --> 00:23:00,965
- What you think?
550
00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:03,103
- Ooh, touch it,
touch it, touch it.
551
00:23:03,172 --> 00:23:04,896
- Focus, bitch.
- Cut.
552
00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:06,620
She says, touch it.
553
00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:08,448
Touch what?
554
00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:10,597
I'm sitting here not paying
attention to the mission.
555
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,827
I'm, like, just trying to shove
my hand into my mouth.
556
00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:15,241
- You're gross.
- A little bit, yeah.
557
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,724
- Action.
558
00:23:16,793 --> 00:23:18,689
- Well, girl, what you think?
559
00:23:18,758 --> 00:23:20,965
- Ooh, touch it,
touch it, touch it.
560
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,172
- Focus, bitch.
561
00:23:22,241 --> 00:23:24,172
- Cut.
You are so nasty.
562
00:23:24,241 --> 00:23:25,724
- And I touched it, too, really.
563
00:23:25,793 --> 00:23:27,551
- You touched it, girl.
I felt it.
564
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,448
You did.
565
00:23:29,517 --> 00:23:30,758
- My teammates
566
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,344
are going "balls to the wall"
wild, honey.
567
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,862
The comedy is just
through the roof.
568
00:23:35,931 --> 00:23:37,596
So I need to make sure
that I shine through
569
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:38,931
just as well as them.
570
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:39,931
- Action.
571
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,034
- You just can't sniff 'em.
572
00:23:42,103 --> 00:23:45,310
You got to wear them
for your panties to activate.
573
00:23:45,379 --> 00:23:47,517
- Cut.
You can't just sniff them.
574
00:23:47,586 --> 00:23:49,517
You got to wear them
for the powers to activate.
575
00:23:49,586 --> 00:23:51,931
- Okay. Okay.
- And don't lose the energy.
576
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,793
- It's always better to do more
and be asked to bring it back.
577
00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:56,827
- Got it.
- And action.
578
00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:59,068
- You just can't wear 'em.
579
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:00,689
I'm so sorry.
- That's all right.
580
00:24:00,758 --> 00:24:02,241
And action.
581
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:06,068
- You cannot just
sniff the panties.
582
00:24:06,137 --> 00:24:07,965
You got to wear them, too.
583
00:24:08,034 --> 00:24:09,689
- Let's cut.
584
00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:11,551
- Ooh, Lord.
585
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:13,241
- Last time!
586
00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,758
I've had it!
587
00:24:14,827 --> 00:24:16,275
- You just can't sniff them.
588
00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:19,413
You got to wear 'em for
the powers to activate.
589
00:24:19,482 --> 00:24:21,310
- And cut.
Kahanna, yes.
590
00:24:21,379 --> 00:24:22,931
You got the lines right.
Good.
591
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,551
- Okay, girl, I got it.
I got it. I got it. I'm good.
592
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:28,241
- Tune in this fall
to "Run, Queen, Run,"
593
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,793
starring these busted
ass hos Heidi N Closet,
594
00:24:30,862 --> 00:24:32,586
LaLa Ri, and Kahanna Montrese.
595
00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:35,206
Look at these idiots.
596
00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:38,206
Okay, so tell me your series.
What's it called?
597
00:24:38,275 --> 00:24:39,620
- "Get Off Island."
598
00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:41,482
- Ooh, a place that
I'd like to visit.
599
00:24:41,551 --> 00:24:42,620
- Absolutely.
- Yes.
600
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:43,931
- What kind of show is it?
601
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,758
- Three girls get
shipwrecked on an island.
602
00:24:46,827 --> 00:24:48,724
They find out
some mysterious secrets,
603
00:24:48,793 --> 00:24:50,620
that there are other people
on this island.
604
00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:54,689
- "Dead" celebrities who want
their secret to stay a secret.
605
00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:57,000
- "Lost"
meets "Death Becomes Her."
606
00:24:57,068 --> 00:24:58,344
- Very that.
607
00:24:59,827 --> 00:25:04,275
- My idea for our concept
is a fantasy thriller.
608
00:25:04,344 --> 00:25:06,172
There are so many
twists and turns
609
00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:07,758
that you can do with a thriller.
610
00:25:07,827 --> 00:25:11,068
So it's an opportunity
to do something unexpected.
611
00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:13,379
It's a risk, but I need a win.
612
00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:16,172
So I have to shoot
for the stars.
613
00:25:16,241 --> 00:25:18,758
- So this is kind of
the intro to the first...
614
00:25:18,827 --> 00:25:21,517
- This is like the first scene.
They're on the booze cruise.
615
00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:22,862
- Okay.
- Yeah.
616
00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:24,413
- And action.
617
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:28,137
Captain, why
don't you come and show me
618
00:25:28,206 --> 00:25:30,689
how you raise your masthead?
619
00:25:30,758 --> 00:25:32,172
Ooh.
- Cut.
620
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,827
So it should be raise your
mast, not your masthead.
621
00:25:34,896 --> 00:25:37,482
- Raise your mast.
- Yeah.
622
00:25:37,551 --> 00:25:40,068
- I just love the head.
- I hear you.
623
00:25:40,137 --> 00:25:41,344
Action.
624
00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:45,896
Cut.
625
00:25:45,965 --> 00:25:47,448
Do we crash?
626
00:25:47,517 --> 00:25:48,586
Yeah.
627
00:25:48,655 --> 00:25:49,838
- Are we going to
show you crash?
628
00:25:49,862 --> 00:25:50,965
- In post.
In post.
629
00:25:51,034 --> 00:25:52,206
- In post.
- Okay.
630
00:25:52,275 --> 00:25:53,379
- Good old post.
631
00:25:53,448 --> 00:25:54,379
- Next scene.
632
00:25:54,448 --> 00:25:55,586
- Skipper, you dummy.
633
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,000
You go and cruise in the park.
- Cut.
634
00:25:58,068 --> 00:26:01,000
Jaymes, we want to hear your
lines, so don't garble it.
635
00:26:01,068 --> 00:26:02,206
- Okay.
636
00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:03,389
- Better with
the enunciation, Jaymes.
637
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:04,758
- Okay.
638
00:26:04,827 --> 00:26:07,724
Skipper, you dummy.
You only cruise in the park.
639
00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:09,103
- And cut.
640
00:26:09,172 --> 00:26:10,413
Okay.
641
00:26:10,482 --> 00:26:13,758
- Michelle is
sitting there stoic.
642
00:26:13,827 --> 00:26:16,862
Every once in a while,
you'll see a.
643
00:26:18,689 --> 00:26:20,689
- It's like, you know when
a coma victim coughs?
644
00:26:20,758 --> 00:26:22,482
It's like that.
645
00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:24,241
- How do you feel, ladies?
646
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:26,793
- I feel like a costume change.
- Well, then it's time.
647
00:26:26,862 --> 00:26:28,758
- Agnes Moorehead?
648
00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:30,827
- Yes, you halfwit.
649
00:26:30,896 --> 00:26:34,482
And you can't build
a raft out of jewels.
650
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,344
- Okay, ladies,
I think that was it.
651
00:26:36,413 --> 00:26:37,827
That's a wrap on you guys.
652
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:39,206
- Thank you, Michelle.
- Yay!
653
00:26:39,275 --> 00:26:41,620
- I honestly don't
know how to feel,
654
00:26:41,689 --> 00:26:46,379
because Michelle, she's
got that frozen face, just...
655
00:26:46,448 --> 00:26:48,827
But you know what?
She might have just got Botox.
656
00:26:48,896 --> 00:26:49,827
It's fine.
657
00:26:49,896 --> 00:26:51,413
Mwah.
I smell an Emmy.
658
00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:52,620
- I smell something.
659
00:26:52,689 --> 00:26:54,482
Yes.
660
00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:06,931
- Ooh.
661
00:27:09,655 --> 00:27:11,137
- Every day.
662
00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:15,206
- Hey, there, it is Runway Day,
and we about to see ass,
663
00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:17,206
ass, ass everywhere.
664
00:27:17,275 --> 00:27:18,793
- Ooh.
- Can you feel the beat?
665
00:27:18,862 --> 00:27:20,320
My God, it's so
much life in there.
666
00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:21,862
- Can you feel the beat?
667
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:24,448
'Cause the runway category is...
668
00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:27,689
Ass The World Turns...
669
00:27:27,758 --> 00:27:29,448
darling.
670
00:27:32,103 --> 00:27:35,137
- Okay, ladies, let's use
Canva to work on our poster.
671
00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:36,655
- Okay.
- All right, girl.
672
00:27:36,724 --> 00:27:37,976
- I look real good.
- What are we feeling?
673
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,217
- So the first
thing we have to do
674
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,551
is come up with our background.
675
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,827
- I think something stagey
with lights, honey.
676
00:27:42,896 --> 00:27:44,275
That's cute.
677
00:27:44,344 --> 00:27:47,068
- Overall, I feel like my team
did pretty good
678
00:27:47,137 --> 00:27:49,551
filming our trailers yesterday.
679
00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:51,355
But, child, you never know
what's going to happen,
680
00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:53,413
so I'm always nervous
going on the runway.
681
00:27:53,482 --> 00:27:55,344
I ain't gonna even
lie to you, baby.
682
00:27:55,413 --> 00:27:56,758
Look how beautiful.
683
00:27:56,827 --> 00:27:58,310
- I'm excited.
684
00:27:58,379 --> 00:28:00,931
- Girl, do you think there's
any other groups in trouble?
685
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,241
- I don't know.
686
00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:04,070
We don't know how they're
judging everything.
687
00:28:04,103 --> 00:28:05,758
- Right.
- They could be judging teams.
688
00:28:05,827 --> 00:28:08,103
- Right.
- Could be judged individually.
689
00:28:08,172 --> 00:28:09,827
If one of us end up
somehow in the bottom,
690
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:12,206
we would probably, like, want
to save them, right?
691
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,551
- Yeah. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
692
00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:16,620
- What you going to say?
- Damn it!
693
00:28:16,689 --> 00:28:19,241
What you going to say?
694
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:21,034
- Yesterday went great.
It really did.
695
00:28:21,103 --> 00:28:22,965
- I did, too.
I thought it went well.
696
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:27,413
- I feel like any sort of cues
that we were given...
697
00:28:27,482 --> 00:28:29,689
- Any notes we took, and
we were happy to take them.
698
00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:31,275
We didn't shoot down
any of her ideas.
699
00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:32,689
- Right.
700
00:28:32,758 --> 00:28:34,148
- But Michelle's keeping
her poker face real strong.
701
00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:37,379
- She definitely had
a strong poker face.
702
00:28:37,448 --> 00:28:40,862
Michelle didn't express
any outright concerns
703
00:28:40,931 --> 00:28:42,344
about our trailer,
704
00:28:42,413 --> 00:28:44,103
but I didn't see a lot
of expression
705
00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:46,689
or laughter from her,
just like a little.
706
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:50,448
So I'm a little nervous...
I'm not gonna lie.
707
00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:56,827
- Jimbo, I heard about the girls
708
00:28:56,896 --> 00:28:58,965
thinking you're big competition.
709
00:28:59,034 --> 00:29:00,689
So I would not be surprised
710
00:29:00,758 --> 00:29:02,965
that if you ever down there
in the bottom,
711
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,862
they would get rid of you.
712
00:29:04,931 --> 00:29:07,068
- That's my worst fear.
713
00:29:07,137 --> 00:29:08,872
Are you thinking,
if you end up in the bottom,
714
00:29:08,896 --> 00:29:10,413
they'll get rid of you?
715
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:11,965
- Honestly, yes.
716
00:29:12,034 --> 00:29:15,206
I don't know. I think these
girls are willing to get rid
717
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,551
of their biggest competition,
and I feel like...
718
00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:20,655
No, no, yeah,
nobody's safe here.
719
00:29:20,724 --> 00:29:24,206
- Let's just say one of
us ends up in the bottom.
720
00:29:24,275 --> 00:29:25,527
- We going to
protect each other.
721
00:29:25,551 --> 00:29:26,872
- I'm not going to
vote for my team.
722
00:29:26,896 --> 00:29:28,458
- I'm not going to
vote for my teammates.
723
00:29:28,482 --> 00:29:29,827
- Yes.
724
00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:32,379
- I think it was meant to
happen, like this team.
725
00:29:32,448 --> 00:29:35,000
- Yeah, it was meant to be.
- I love it.
726
00:29:35,068 --> 00:29:36,413
- Alexis, how was your team?
727
00:29:36,482 --> 00:29:39,068
How do you feel about it?
- We worked well together.
728
00:29:39,137 --> 00:29:41,000
- Was there anyone that
was weak in your team?
729
00:29:41,068 --> 00:29:42,862
- Um...
730
00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:48,827
It's hard to say, but
I don't think it was me.
731
00:29:50,241 --> 00:29:51,551
- I love that answer.
732
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:52,758
Yeah.
733
00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:58,448
- I feel like she's, like,
coasting by so far.
734
00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:02,206
You can call me an influencer.
735
00:30:02,275 --> 00:30:03,931
I don't think
I could show the girls.
736
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,137
I think I just influence
the girls, you know.
737
00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:08,827
I'm trying to plant seeds
here and there
738
00:30:08,896 --> 00:30:11,137
to keep everybody's eyes
off of me.
739
00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:16,862
- How you feeling, mama?
740
00:30:16,931 --> 00:30:18,448
- I feel good, girl.
741
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:19,872
I told myself when
I was coming here,
742
00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:22,137
I was going to have
fun every chance I got.
743
00:30:22,206 --> 00:30:23,406
- This time I'm coming in here
744
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:24,862
trying to have fun
the entire time.
745
00:30:24,931 --> 00:30:28,172
- Yes, honey, the entire time.
- So here we are, honey.
746
00:30:28,241 --> 00:30:29,758
- Well, Heidi, how
you feeling now?
747
00:30:29,827 --> 00:30:32,413
Because I know last week, you
were feeling over it, bitch.
748
00:30:33,896 --> 00:30:37,000
- It's just the feeling of,
they're not seeing me.
749
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:39,275
I contemplated getting
up and leaving.
750
00:30:39,344 --> 00:30:41,275
- I just don't like to
see you get like that.
751
00:30:41,344 --> 00:30:42,413
- Absolutely.
752
00:30:42,482 --> 00:30:44,241
I think at that moment in time,
753
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,344
it was a lot, a lot of emotions
and frustration,
754
00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,379
and we all get
flustered sometimes.
755
00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:50,344
It's natural human reaction.
756
00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:53,758
Sometimes you just got to take
a second, get some sleep,
757
00:30:53,827 --> 00:30:55,413
and recalibrate.
758
00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:58,413
I'm flustered at
the moment by Kandy,
759
00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:00,965
because I'm in this alliance
with Jimbo and Kandy
760
00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:03,113
and we're supposed to be
watching each other's backs.
761
00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:05,620
But now Kandy's
bringing up my struggles
762
00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:06,896
in front of everybody.
763
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:09,000
And that puts a target on me.
764
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:12,862
These hos are just vipers
just looking for any reason
765
00:31:12,931 --> 00:31:14,310
to send another girl home.
766
00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:17,206
Just because I had a moment
of, like, being upset
767
00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:20,379
doesn't take away anything
of what I bring to the table.
768
00:31:20,448 --> 00:31:23,241
It doesn't take away that I'm
actually a very nice person
769
00:31:23,310 --> 00:31:25,379
to every last person in here...
- Yeah.
770
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:29,034
- Even if they want
to make other girls look bad.
771
00:31:29,103 --> 00:31:30,941
And I'm like, okay, baby, y'all
want to play this game, baby,
772
00:31:30,965 --> 00:31:32,251
I'll spill all
your motherfucking tea
773
00:31:32,275 --> 00:31:33,551
out here, baby.
774
00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,500
I'll spill all the tea
that's behind the scenes.
775
00:31:35,551 --> 00:31:38,379
Kandy has confided in me
outside this work room.
776
00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:41,551
And some of the things she
said aren't the type of thing
777
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:44,206
that would...
778
00:31:44,275 --> 00:31:46,482
let's say fly,
let's just say fly
779
00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:48,448
if everyone else knew about it.
780
00:31:48,517 --> 00:31:50,286
There's some things off camera
that have been said, baby,
781
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:52,689
that have real shady,
and they're kiki-ing together.
782
00:31:52,758 --> 00:31:54,275
Baby, a lot of these
girls are gonna
783
00:31:54,344 --> 00:31:55,803
end up hating each other if I
say something I need to say.
784
00:31:55,827 --> 00:31:57,620
- Well, let it out.
- Bitch.
785
00:31:57,689 --> 00:32:00,275
I have tea that will burn
this competition down.
786
00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:03,241
This will go from best friend
race to enemy race real fast.
787
00:32:03,310 --> 00:32:05,068
- I want to know this
tea that you have.
788
00:32:05,137 --> 00:32:06,931
- No, no.
- No, no.
789
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,689
You gonna wait
for the right time.
790
00:32:08,758 --> 00:32:10,598
- I'll have to stick around
for it to come out.
791
00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:14,758
- Baby, that cack-a-lacky
in here.
792
00:32:14,827 --> 00:32:17,241
- Baby, North Carolina
don't play, baby.
793
00:32:47,724 --> 00:32:51,310
- Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."
794
00:32:51,379 --> 00:32:54,931
You take the good, you take
the bad, you take them both,
795
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,793
and there you have
Michelle Visage.
796
00:32:57,862 --> 00:32:59,344
- What you talking
about, RuPaul?
797
00:33:02,655 --> 00:33:05,620
Who could turn the world on
with her smile?
798
00:33:05,689 --> 00:33:07,241
It's Ts Madison.
799
00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:09,758
You've got spunk, Ru.
800
00:33:09,827 --> 00:33:11,034
- I hate spunk.
801
00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:15,310
That's not what I hear.
802
00:33:17,344 --> 00:33:20,379
And then there's Maude Apatow.
803
00:33:20,448 --> 00:33:21,724
Hi-eeh.
804
00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:24,586
- God'll get you for that, Ru.
805
00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:27,034
- Dy-no-mite.
806
00:33:27,103 --> 00:33:29,103
- But I'm so excited to be here.
807
00:33:29,172 --> 00:33:31,241
- We are so excited
to have you here.
808
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,068
This week we
challenged our queens
809
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,551
to write, produce, and star
810
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:38,413
in their own TV show trailers.
811
00:33:38,482 --> 00:33:40,034
And tonight on the runway,
812
00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:43,448
category is Ass The World Turns.
813
00:33:43,517 --> 00:33:45,724
All Stars, start your engines,
814
00:33:45,793 --> 00:33:48,482
and may the best drag queen win.
815
00:33:52,862 --> 00:33:57,034
- Category is
Ass The World Turns.
816
00:33:57,103 --> 00:34:01,068
Up first, Jaymes Mansfield.
817
00:34:01,137 --> 00:34:05,103
- Ooh, child, the Aztec
fem-pire is still going strong.
818
00:34:05,172 --> 00:34:07,620
- I hear she's caught up
in some pyramid scheme.
819
00:34:08,827 --> 00:34:10,172
- I wanted to take a moment
820
00:34:10,241 --> 00:34:13,379
to honor my Mexican
and Indigenous culture,
821
00:34:13,447 --> 00:34:16,103
as well as wear something
that's a bit different for me.
822
00:34:18,275 --> 00:34:20,000
There is no kitsch and camp.
823
00:34:20,068 --> 00:34:22,482
The only camp about me
is this big, giant ass.
824
00:34:22,551 --> 00:34:24,068
Okay, you can pitch
a tent with it.
825
00:34:24,137 --> 00:34:28,585
- You call it corn,
we call it a big fat ass.
826
00:34:28,655 --> 00:34:30,068
- It's a-maize-ing.
827
00:34:32,585 --> 00:34:33,827
Darienne Lake.
828
00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:34,827
Ooh.
829
00:34:34,896 --> 00:34:36,056
- This look is very gartered.
830
00:34:36,103 --> 00:34:38,585
- Garter?
- I don't even know her.
831
00:34:38,655 --> 00:34:40,862
- It's a whole new Darienne,
and she's coming out here
832
00:34:40,931 --> 00:34:42,620
like a shiny new copper penny.
833
00:34:42,688 --> 00:34:44,724
- She's from the Badonka Bronx.
834
00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:47,655
- And this ass is all mine.
835
00:34:47,724 --> 00:34:50,034
Ooh, slut drop.
836
00:34:50,103 --> 00:34:52,206
We've heard of Boobarella.
837
00:34:52,275 --> 00:34:54,344
- But how about Butterella?
- Butterella?
838
00:34:54,413 --> 00:34:55,516
Ooh, I like that.
839
00:34:55,585 --> 00:35:00,034
Starring Reba McEntire.
840
00:35:00,103 --> 00:35:01,724
Alexis Michelle.
841
00:35:01,793 --> 00:35:03,413
- This look is so me.
842
00:35:03,482 --> 00:35:06,862
I am all about elegance,
femininity,
843
00:35:06,931 --> 00:35:08,862
glamour, beauty.
844
00:35:08,931 --> 00:35:12,551
- The blushing bride...
Isn't she lovely?
845
00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:15,034
- So innocent, Ru.
- And so demure.
846
00:35:15,103 --> 00:35:17,206
Speak now,
or forever hold your...
847
00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:19,758
Ooh, piece of ass.
- Ooh!
848
00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:21,517
- What's a wedding without cake?
849
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:24,793
- The official wedding gown
of Christopher Street.
850
00:35:27,206 --> 00:35:28,689
- You may rim the bride.
851
00:35:30,137 --> 00:35:32,793
She got hers, now he'll get his.
852
00:35:32,862 --> 00:35:34,758
- Hey.
853
00:35:34,827 --> 00:35:36,482
- Kandy Muse.
854
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:37,758
Goodness.
855
00:35:37,827 --> 00:35:39,827
Let's go to a pumping party.
856
00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:42,689
- Baby, I am an anime
857
00:35:42,758 --> 00:35:45,758
sex-doll dream come to life.
858
00:35:45,827 --> 00:35:49,793
I got my inflatable ponytails,
my inflatable titties.
859
00:35:49,862 --> 00:35:52,586
But look at this inflatable ass.
860
00:35:52,655 --> 00:35:54,931
Ooh, you can't take.
861
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,931
- Apparently she
has an inflated ego
862
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,758
and an ass to match.
863
00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:01,724
- Ass in plastic,
it's fantastic.
864
00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,551
- In case of emergency,
865
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,206
this bitch is an entire
flotation device, honey.
866
00:36:08,517 --> 00:36:10,137
- Jessica Wild.
867
00:36:10,206 --> 00:36:12,689
- I'm wearing this
glamorous black hair,
868
00:36:12,758 --> 00:36:14,724
feeling Material Girl.
869
00:36:14,793 --> 00:36:16,724
And I'm serving ass, baby.
870
00:36:16,793 --> 00:36:20,103
This is the original apple ass.
871
00:36:20,172 --> 00:36:22,103
Un besito.
872
00:36:22,172 --> 00:36:23,724
- Read her lips.
873
00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:25,551
Several sets.
874
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,275
- Escándalo.
875
00:36:27,344 --> 00:36:30,896
J.Lo, move away, because
Jessica Wild is here.
876
00:36:32,275 --> 00:36:34,275
Let me just get this.
877
00:36:34,344 --> 00:36:36,931
Say yass to the ass.
878
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,655
- Baby, it's all
about the booty...
879
00:36:39,724 --> 00:36:42,379
The apple booty.
880
00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:43,689
- Jimbo.
881
00:36:43,758 --> 00:36:45,793
Baby got back problems.
882
00:36:45,862 --> 00:36:48,827
- Today's runway theme
is all about that ass.
883
00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:52,137
I've got my ponytail
swishing down my back.
884
00:36:52,206 --> 00:36:54,758
And I turn around
to reveal my titty butt.
885
00:36:54,827 --> 00:36:57,862
You better twerk.
886
00:36:57,931 --> 00:37:00,482
- I've got tits on the front
and tits on the back.
887
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:03,068
I am serving body,
beauty, and booty.
888
00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:04,724
- I thought she was from Canada,
889
00:37:04,793 --> 00:37:06,413
but I think she's
from Silicon Valley.
890
00:37:08,551 --> 00:37:11,068
- Fun in the front and
business in the back.
891
00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:14,689
Heidi N Closet.
892
00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:17,689
What an ass.
893
00:37:17,758 --> 00:37:21,689
- My runway is basically
if Eeyore was a stripper.
894
00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:24,241
She is in her little skirt
that tears off.
895
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:25,758
She got her panties on.
896
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,344
- When does
the donkey show start?
897
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,931
- Okay.
898
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,596
- She got her little bralette
so her "breasteses"
899
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:32,103
can breathe, honey.
900
00:37:32,172 --> 00:37:33,872
She even got a belly-button
ring in, honey, yes.
901
00:37:33,896 --> 00:37:35,310
And I'm living for it, baby.
902
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:38,965
Details, the donkey details.
903
00:37:39,034 --> 00:37:41,275
- I'll see your ass
in the Hundred Acre Woods.
904
00:37:43,379 --> 00:37:46,620
Where's Winnie the Pooh
and Tigger now?
905
00:37:46,689 --> 00:37:48,827
- Kahanna Montrese.
906
00:37:48,896 --> 00:37:51,206
Ru, we finally
found our syringe.
907
00:37:51,275 --> 00:37:52,758
- Yes.
908
00:37:52,827 --> 00:37:55,137
- Today's runway I'm serving
to you my doctor pumps.
909
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,827
I'm giving you
a full latex experience.
910
00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:00,551
Yes. And did you catch
the syringe?
911
00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:04,344
It is filled up with all the
silicone a girl could need.
912
00:38:04,413 --> 00:38:06,482
Ten CCs, please.
913
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,310
- You get silicone,
you get silicone,
914
00:38:08,379 --> 00:38:09,448
and you get silicone.
915
00:38:09,517 --> 00:38:10,931
Silicone for everyone.
916
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,655
- You heard of Doctor Zizmor.
917
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:15,517
- Is this Doctor Assmore?
- Yes, honey.
918
00:38:19,344 --> 00:38:20,655
LaLa Ri.
919
00:38:22,241 --> 00:38:24,379
- Today I'll give you
a red two-piece suit.
920
00:38:24,448 --> 00:38:25,724
Business in front...
921
00:38:25,793 --> 00:38:26,976
You don't see that
cut in the front?
922
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,344
That cut is nasty.
923
00:38:28,413 --> 00:38:31,172
You turn around, chains
and ass everywhere.
924
00:38:31,241 --> 00:38:33,793
- Party in the front,
whore in the back.
925
00:38:33,862 --> 00:38:35,896
My goodness.
926
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:37,172
- I wanted to represent
927
00:38:37,241 --> 00:38:39,137
for the little-booty
community, okay?
928
00:38:39,206 --> 00:38:40,793
'Cause little booties
matter, too.
929
00:38:40,862 --> 00:38:43,344
So I have my little chocolate
Little Debbie cupcakes
930
00:38:43,413 --> 00:38:45,079
just jiggling around
on these people's runway,
931
00:38:45,103 --> 00:38:46,862
on these
people's cameras, honey.
932
00:38:46,931 --> 00:38:49,827
- This is the LaLa Ri
experience rebooted.
933
00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:51,689
- I think you "rebootied."
934
00:39:04,689 --> 00:39:06,034
Welcome, queens.
935
00:39:06,103 --> 00:39:08,827
Let's take a look
at the world debut
936
00:39:08,896 --> 00:39:11,793
of your television series
trailers.
937
00:39:11,862 --> 00:39:15,620
First up, Jaymes Mansfield,
Darienne Lake,
938
00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:17,793
and Alexis Michelle.
939
00:39:19,241 --> 00:39:22,172
- Coming all over
your screen this fall,
940
00:39:22,241 --> 00:39:26,172
three good time gals crashed
the party and a ship.
941
00:39:26,241 --> 00:39:29,000
Captain, why don't you show me
942
00:39:29,068 --> 00:39:31,137
how you raise your mast?
943
00:39:33,310 --> 00:39:35,620
- But wait, who's
driving the ship?
944
00:39:35,689 --> 00:39:38,413
It's in cruise control, duh.
945
00:39:38,482 --> 00:39:39,620
- Skipper, you dummy.
946
00:39:39,689 --> 00:39:41,379
You only cruise in the park.
947
00:39:49,965 --> 00:39:52,241
- These girls are
used to easy living,
948
00:39:52,310 --> 00:39:54,620
but can they handle island life?
949
00:39:54,689 --> 00:39:56,068
- We've been shipwrecked.
950
00:39:58,862 --> 00:40:01,620
- The girls will soon
discover this island
951
00:40:01,689 --> 00:40:03,275
is sitting on a secret.
952
00:40:03,344 --> 00:40:06,965
My God, look, diamonds.
953
00:40:07,034 --> 00:40:10,379
I wonder what a girl
had to do to get these?
954
00:40:10,448 --> 00:40:12,931
- And the engraving
says "from JFK."
955
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,413
- They're from the airport?
956
00:40:14,482 --> 00:40:15,896
- Or the president.
957
00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:18,620
Obama.
958
00:40:18,689 --> 00:40:19,862
- Hey, there, mama.
959
00:40:19,931 --> 00:40:21,620
Thank you, thank you very much.
960
00:40:21,689 --> 00:40:23,793
- What a dump.
961
00:40:23,862 --> 00:40:26,000
- I want to be alone.
962
00:40:26,068 --> 00:40:28,620
- Did you hear that?
- The ocean? Yeah.
963
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:30,551
- No, voices.
964
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:32,827
And I think those are
the voices of...
965
00:40:32,896 --> 00:40:35,034
dead celebrities!
966
00:40:35,103 --> 00:40:37,206
- I don't think
we're alone here.
967
00:40:37,275 --> 00:40:40,000
- Helping to build
a raft is fun.
968
00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:42,586
Look, more jewels.
969
00:40:45,137 --> 00:40:47,655
You look like Marilyn Monroe.
970
00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:50,103
- I am Marilyn Monroe,
and those are mine.
971
00:40:50,172 --> 00:40:52,275
Ooh.
972
00:40:52,344 --> 00:40:54,448
- Agnes Moorehead?
973
00:40:54,517 --> 00:40:56,241
- Yes, you halfwit.
974
00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:58,827
And you can't make a raft
out of jewels.
975
00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:02,551
That hollow head of yours,
though, that'll float.
976
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,172
- You're not going
to leave at all.
977
00:41:04,241 --> 00:41:06,561
You'll tell the paparazzi where
we've been all these years.
978
00:41:06,586 --> 00:41:07,586
Ooh.
979
00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:09,172
And we can't have that.
980
00:41:11,896 --> 00:41:14,206
- Watch "Get Off Island,"
981
00:41:14,275 --> 00:41:16,034
starring Alexis Michelle...
982
00:41:16,103 --> 00:41:18,344
- We have to make
it to the beach.
983
00:41:18,413 --> 00:41:20,137
I hope it's a nude beach.
984
00:41:20,206 --> 00:41:21,275
- Darienne Lake...
985
00:41:21,344 --> 00:41:23,862
- But I didn't pack
any tanning oil.
986
00:41:23,931 --> 00:41:26,275
- And Jaymes Mansfield.
987
00:41:26,344 --> 00:41:28,137
- I wish you dummies
packed sneakers.
988
00:41:28,206 --> 00:41:30,172
All we have are high heels.
989
00:41:30,241 --> 00:41:34,103
- Sometimes to survive,
you have to get off.
990
00:41:39,724 --> 00:41:42,275
- Tragic ending.
- Cliffhanger, for sure.
991
00:41:42,344 --> 00:41:45,931
- Next up, Kandy Muse,
Jessica Wild,
992
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,758
and Jimbo.
993
00:41:49,241 --> 00:41:51,655
- This semester, join two BFFs.
994
00:41:51,724 --> 00:41:55,827
Sorry.
995
00:41:55,896 --> 00:41:58,068
Join three BFFs
996
00:41:58,137 --> 00:42:01,379
as they fight to make it
out of high school alive.
997
00:42:01,448 --> 00:42:02,827
- Fucking loser.
998
00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:05,206
- Tiffany is the most
popular girl in school.
999
00:42:07,068 --> 00:42:09,931
And Vanessa is her
devoted bestie.
1000
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:14,068
Vanessa, are you going
to Bruno's party tonight?
1001
00:42:14,137 --> 00:42:15,379
- Of course, Tiffany.
1002
00:42:15,448 --> 00:42:17,724
And I might get
my cherry popped tonight.
1003
00:42:19,068 --> 00:42:21,413
- And when
the new girl shows up...
1004
00:42:21,482 --> 00:42:23,275
- Cool. A party?
1005
00:42:23,344 --> 00:42:24,586
Can I come?
1006
00:42:24,655 --> 00:42:26,379
- Will three be a crowd?
1007
00:42:26,448 --> 00:42:28,758
- Over my dead body.
1008
00:42:28,827 --> 00:42:30,931
- Hey, that was my lunch.
1009
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,413
- Booger.
1010
00:42:32,482 --> 00:42:34,586
- No, my glasses.
1011
00:42:34,655 --> 00:42:38,103
- But when their
new BFF is driven
1012
00:42:38,172 --> 00:42:40,586
to the brink of insanity...
1013
00:42:43,896 --> 00:42:46,241
- She'll do anything to fit in.
1014
00:42:46,310 --> 00:42:47,517
- Wow.
1015
00:42:47,586 --> 00:42:50,000
Guys, I found the party.
1016
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:53,241
- You loser.
You made the boys run away!
1017
00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:55,241
- I didn't...
I was just trying to...
1018
00:42:55,310 --> 00:42:56,586
No. Aah!
1019
00:42:56,655 --> 00:42:57,862
- We don't like you.
1020
00:42:57,931 --> 00:43:01,965
Go shave your mustache.
- My...
1021
00:43:02,034 --> 00:43:03,620
We don't like you.
1022
00:43:03,689 --> 00:43:06,655
Over my dead body.
1023
00:43:09,551 --> 00:43:11,793
- Watch "Best Friends 4 Never,"
1024
00:43:11,862 --> 00:43:14,655
starring Jessica Wild
as Vanessa.
1025
00:43:14,724 --> 00:43:17,034
- Bruno, I'm getting
ready for you.
1026
00:43:18,517 --> 00:43:19,965
Bruno, I'm not ready.
1027
00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:22,793
Bruno's not coming!
1028
00:43:22,862 --> 00:43:25,103
- And Kandy Muse as Tiffany.
1029
00:43:25,172 --> 00:43:26,413
Get off of me.
1030
00:43:26,482 --> 00:43:28,172
You're crushing my tuck.
1031
00:43:29,931 --> 00:43:32,344
- And Jimbo as Muffy.
1032
00:43:32,413 --> 00:43:36,103
- Who's a pretty
little girl now?
1033
00:43:36,172 --> 00:43:38,068
- High school can be tough.
1034
00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,724
But with a murderer
on the loose,
1035
00:43:40,793 --> 00:43:43,068
this year could be killer.
1036
00:43:49,517 --> 00:43:50,689
- Wow.
1037
00:43:50,758 --> 00:43:52,827
- Next, Heidi N Closet,
1038
00:43:52,896 --> 00:43:57,068
Kahanna Montrese, and LaLa Ri.
1039
00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:59,724
- This fall, join Honeysickle...
1040
00:43:59,793 --> 00:44:04,241
The most glamorous crown jewel
of Back Swamp Nightclub
1041
00:44:04,310 --> 00:44:07,620
as she avoids captivity...
1042
00:44:07,689 --> 00:44:10,000
from two bumbling fools,
1043
00:44:10,068 --> 00:44:12,310
Punchanella..
1044
00:44:12,379 --> 00:44:14,551
And Snatcharella.
1045
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:17,172
- I am so glamorous,
1046
00:44:17,241 --> 00:44:19,793
and I win everything
I compete in.
1047
00:44:19,862 --> 00:44:22,827
If they only knew
my secret power
1048
00:44:22,896 --> 00:44:25,275
came from these tucking panties.
1049
00:44:25,344 --> 00:44:26,758
- Ooh.
1050
00:44:26,827 --> 00:44:29,068
We gonna get them panties.
1051
00:44:29,137 --> 00:44:31,827
- Bitch, we need
them panties, Rella.
1052
00:44:33,206 --> 00:44:36,379
If we took a right
on Stacey Lane,
1053
00:44:36,448 --> 00:44:39,586
and then we go nasty left
1054
00:44:39,655 --> 00:44:42,517
on Monica Beverly Hills
Boulevard,
1055
00:44:42,586 --> 00:44:44,034
we'll get her.
1056
00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:45,172
What you think?
1057
00:44:45,241 --> 00:44:47,448
- Ooh, touch it, boss.
Touch it.
1058
00:44:47,517 --> 00:44:48,724
- Bitch!
1059
00:44:48,793 --> 00:44:50,448
- Can these two
idiots outmaneuver
1060
00:44:50,517 --> 00:44:52,379
the delicatessen
that is Honeysickle
1061
00:44:52,448 --> 00:44:54,620
and get those tucking panties?
1062
00:44:54,689 --> 00:44:57,000
- One, two, three.
- I got her.
1063
00:44:57,068 --> 00:45:00,172
- I got her, I got her,
I got her.
1064
00:45:00,241 --> 00:45:01,689
I ain't got her.
1065
00:45:01,758 --> 00:45:05,206
- Or will they find themselves
tucked away?
1066
00:45:07,965 --> 00:45:11,655
- Ooh, we're so close.
1067
00:45:11,724 --> 00:45:14,413
- Grab 'em.
1068
00:45:14,482 --> 00:45:18,310
- Smell 'em, smell 'em.
- Ooh.
1069
00:45:18,379 --> 00:45:19,482
- Damn!
1070
00:45:21,551 --> 00:45:23,448
- My tucking panties!
1071
00:45:23,517 --> 00:45:27,103
- Tune in this fall
to "Run, Queen, Run,"
1072
00:45:27,172 --> 00:45:29,724
starring these busted-ass hos,
1073
00:45:29,793 --> 00:45:33,551
Heidi N Closet,
LaLa Ri, and Kahanna Montrese.
1074
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:36,793
- Bitches, you just
can't sniff 'em.
1075
00:45:36,862 --> 00:45:39,379
You got to wear 'em
for the powers to activate.
1076
00:45:39,448 --> 00:45:40,862
Dumb and ugly.
1077
00:45:40,931 --> 00:45:42,586
- Hey, I'm beautiful.
1078
00:45:42,655 --> 00:45:43,862
- Shut up, boss.
1079
00:45:43,931 --> 00:45:46,965
- A queen-napper
like never before.
1080
00:45:47,034 --> 00:45:49,655
Sneaking on
to your TV this fall.
1081
00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:05,758
Ladykins, this week
you competed as teams,
1082
00:46:05,827 --> 00:46:09,068
and tonight you'll
be judged as teams.
1083
00:46:09,137 --> 00:46:13,862
Based on your TV trailers
and your runway presentations,
1084
00:46:13,931 --> 00:46:16,000
I've made some decisions.
1085
00:46:17,551 --> 00:46:20,206
Team "Run, Queen, Run"...
1086
00:46:20,275 --> 00:46:23,241
ladies, you are safe.
1087
00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:25,034
Thank God.
1088
00:46:25,103 --> 00:46:26,620
- You may leave the stage.
1089
00:46:26,689 --> 00:46:28,103
- Thank you.
- Good luck, ladies.
1090
00:46:28,172 --> 00:46:30,586
- Thank you.
- Good luck, ladies.
1091
00:46:32,482 --> 00:46:35,068
- Ladies, you represent the tops
1092
00:46:35,137 --> 00:46:37,344
and the bottoms of the week.
1093
00:46:37,413 --> 00:46:39,551
Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
1094
00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:43,137
Up first, Jaymes Mansfield.
1095
00:46:43,206 --> 00:46:44,551
- Hi, honey.
1096
00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:46,965
- So you were Anita Study,
the smart one.
1097
00:46:47,034 --> 00:46:50,241
My favorite thing that you did
was the Marilyn with the "ooh."
1098
00:46:50,310 --> 00:46:51,793
- Ooh.
1099
00:46:51,862 --> 00:46:54,310
- I thought that was just so
silly, and it's what you do.
1100
00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:57,758
The issue for me was
I didn't really laugh.
1101
00:46:57,827 --> 00:46:59,931
Everybody in your group
1102
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,482
was so professional and so good
and got the job done.
1103
00:47:04,551 --> 00:47:06,896
Funny?
Not really.
1104
00:47:06,965 --> 00:47:08,068
Can't lie.
1105
00:47:08,137 --> 00:47:09,620
This look is fun.
1106
00:47:09,689 --> 00:47:11,562
I think you really took
the ass thing all the way.
1107
00:47:11,586 --> 00:47:14,482
- Honey, when you hit the
corner with this outfit on,
1108
00:47:14,551 --> 00:47:18,275
I said "asstounding."
1109
00:47:18,344 --> 00:47:20,000
- Obviously, you look
gorgeous tonight.
1110
00:47:20,068 --> 00:47:24,275
And you really went all the way
with the ass, and it's amazing.
1111
00:47:24,344 --> 00:47:25,965
- Turn around.
Let me see that ass, girl.
1112
00:47:26,034 --> 00:47:28,724
Ooh.
1113
00:47:28,793 --> 00:47:31,310
- Whose couch did you
take that ass from?
1114
00:47:31,379 --> 00:47:32,527
- It's actually
my grandmother's couch.
1115
00:47:32,551 --> 00:47:34,103
She left it to me in her will.
1116
00:47:36,862 --> 00:47:41,655
Up next, dip into
the cool, refreshing waters
1117
00:47:41,724 --> 00:47:44,862
of Darienne Lake.
- Sploosh.
1118
00:47:44,931 --> 00:47:47,068
- You really stood out
to me in the challenge.
1119
00:47:47,137 --> 00:47:49,413
I thought you were super funny,
1120
00:47:49,482 --> 00:47:51,137
and you had
so many great moments.
1121
00:47:51,206 --> 00:47:53,172
- Especially
the moment of "Obama."
1122
00:47:53,241 --> 00:47:55,517
Obama.
1123
00:47:55,586 --> 00:47:58,103
- But I did want to laugh
a lot more,
1124
00:47:58,172 --> 00:48:00,103
because I know
you can make me laugh a lot.
1125
00:48:00,172 --> 00:48:01,310
- Yeah.
1126
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,344
- This is one of
the most beautiful looks
1127
00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:05,068
I've ever seen on you.
1128
00:48:05,137 --> 00:48:07,275
Darienne Lake is
wearing leg garters.
1129
00:48:07,344 --> 00:48:09,517
Like, what world
are we living in?
1130
00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:11,000
- No fucking idea.
1131
00:48:11,068 --> 00:48:13,241
- This is just really,
really beautiful.
1132
00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:17,275
- That bronze with
that red, copper hair...
1133
00:48:17,344 --> 00:48:18,965
Fabulous.
1134
00:48:19,034 --> 00:48:22,620
Up next, Alexis Michelle.
1135
00:48:22,689 --> 00:48:25,172
- This is my favorite look
of the night.
1136
00:48:25,241 --> 00:48:27,068
It's so gorgeous.
1137
00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:28,620
You look amazing.
1138
00:48:28,689 --> 00:48:32,103
- I love the way that you
conceptualized everything
1139
00:48:32,172 --> 00:48:33,620
on the dress
1140
00:48:33,689 --> 00:48:35,931
and the way that the veil
is right above the ass.
1141
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,896
And, baby, you was
ass out, honey.
1142
00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:40,517
You know?
1143
00:48:40,586 --> 00:48:43,379
- You guys chose to do the sort
of "Lost" thing,
1144
00:48:43,448 --> 00:48:46,620
which already in itself
is very confusing.
1145
00:48:46,689 --> 00:48:49,517
Your sketch was pleasant.
1146
00:48:49,586 --> 00:48:51,620
It wasn't the laugh riot
1147
00:48:51,689 --> 00:48:53,758
that I know
that you kids can deliver.
1148
00:48:53,827 --> 00:48:55,758
- I have to apologize
1149
00:48:55,827 --> 00:48:58,862
because I did not come up
with the concept for this.
1150
00:48:58,931 --> 00:49:01,827
And I wanted to...
- Who came up with the concept?
1151
00:49:01,896 --> 00:49:04,689
- Ultimately,
it was Darienne's idea.
1152
00:49:04,758 --> 00:49:06,620
- Why didn't you take
the initiative
1153
00:49:06,689 --> 00:49:08,413
to be assertive in it?
1154
00:49:08,482 --> 00:49:10,551
You know, because
you guys are a group.
1155
00:49:10,620 --> 00:49:12,034
- I think I froze a little.
1156
00:49:12,103 --> 00:49:15,862
That's why I'm very sorry
and disappointed in myself.
1157
00:49:18,275 --> 00:49:21,448
- Darienne, any rebuttal
on your concept?
1158
00:49:21,517 --> 00:49:23,413
- You know, everything
really has been done,
1159
00:49:23,482 --> 00:49:25,655
whether it's a "Heathers"
spoof or something.
1160
00:49:25,724 --> 00:49:28,068
I really wanted
to do a thriller.
1161
00:49:28,137 --> 00:49:30,275
And, I mean...
1162
00:49:30,344 --> 00:49:32,448
like, I feel like
I'm the only one defending
1163
00:49:32,517 --> 00:49:35,275
our sketch up here,
but I feel good about it.
1164
00:49:35,344 --> 00:49:37,758
- I just thought that
the concept didn't live up
1165
00:49:37,827 --> 00:49:39,758
to what your potential was.
1166
00:49:39,827 --> 00:49:42,103
- Okay.
- So, yeah.
1167
00:49:42,172 --> 00:49:44,758
- Up next from the Bra-zonx,
1168
00:49:44,827 --> 00:49:48,068
Kandy Muse.
1169
00:49:48,137 --> 00:49:50,517
- Kandy, you embodied
your character.
1170
00:49:50,586 --> 00:49:53,310
You gave me a mean girl,
"Jawbreaker," Tiffany.
1171
00:49:53,379 --> 00:49:54,758
You know that?
1172
00:49:54,827 --> 00:49:57,000
- You're so effortlessly
funny all the time,
1173
00:49:57,068 --> 00:49:59,448
and your character
was really strong
1174
00:49:59,517 --> 00:50:00,689
and really made me laugh.
1175
00:50:00,758 --> 00:50:02,038
- What y'all did was very smart.
1176
00:50:02,103 --> 00:50:03,103
We knew the concept.
1177
00:50:03,172 --> 00:50:04,758
It's "Mean Girls" meets "Carrie"
1178
00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:06,517
meets "Scream Queens," right?
1179
00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:10,000
So then you got to play
and be yourself,
1180
00:50:10,068 --> 00:50:11,137
and that's funny.
1181
00:50:11,206 --> 00:50:12,724
It's like, I'm here for that.
1182
00:50:12,793 --> 00:50:13,965
I want to see more of that.
1183
00:50:14,034 --> 00:50:15,448
Well done.
1184
00:50:15,517 --> 00:50:18,034
- This is very
futuristic kind of anime,
1185
00:50:18,103 --> 00:50:21,862
but it's different for you,
and I like that.
1186
00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:24,448
- Jessica Wild... bombshell.
1187
00:50:24,517 --> 00:50:26,103
- Jessicita.
1188
00:50:26,172 --> 00:50:28,620
Well, now,
you were extremely crass,
1189
00:50:28,689 --> 00:50:31,241
and y'all's was
extremely filthy.
1190
00:50:32,965 --> 00:50:36,689
- So I had to redirect you
from quite a few things.
1191
00:50:36,758 --> 00:50:38,379
But it ended up working.
1192
00:50:38,448 --> 00:50:40,206
And you were so good.
1193
00:50:40,275 --> 00:50:42,068
- Thank you.
- You're so funny.
1194
00:50:42,137 --> 00:50:43,596
And I don't know...
It never feels forced.
1195
00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:45,724
It's just so fun to watch.
1196
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:48,482
- I could sit back and listen
to you read the dictionary...
1197
00:50:49,793 --> 00:50:53,344
- And I would just die
laughing all day.
1198
00:50:53,413 --> 00:50:55,896
- I think that we can
breathe a little bit of life
1199
00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:57,068
into your skin.
1200
00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:58,517
I think it looks a little flat.
1201
00:50:58,586 --> 00:51:03,172
So maybe some blush
or maybe some highlighter...
1202
00:51:03,241 --> 00:51:06,068
Just a little bit
to bring it up just a little.
1203
00:51:06,137 --> 00:51:08,827
- It's because after Kandy,
I'm scared now to wear blush.
1204
00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:13,448
- Up next, Jimbo.
1205
00:51:13,517 --> 00:51:14,620
Ooh, girl.
1206
00:51:14,689 --> 00:51:16,275
- This outfit...
1207
00:51:16,344 --> 00:51:19,206
Girl, stop watching
me online, okay?
1208
00:51:20,862 --> 00:51:23,551
You done put on this bodysuit,
honey, and turning around,
1209
00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:26,068
I thought I was watching me
walk down the runway, girl.
1210
00:51:26,137 --> 00:51:27,793
- Yes, daddy.
1211
00:51:27,862 --> 00:51:31,310
- Your butt... are those titties
you put on your ass?
1212
00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:33,206
- Yes, this is
called a titty butt.
1213
00:51:33,275 --> 00:51:34,689
- What is it filled with?
1214
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,965
- This one is filled with
cotton because of the size.
1215
00:51:37,034 --> 00:51:38,413
- What is it
usually filled with?
1216
00:51:38,482 --> 00:51:40,241
- Dicks, of course.
1217
00:51:45,793 --> 00:51:48,103
- Of course, duh.
1218
00:51:48,172 --> 00:51:50,965
- You and your character
development of Muffy
1219
00:51:51,034 --> 00:51:52,965
was so over-the-top dragoon-y,
1220
00:51:53,034 --> 00:51:55,827
I could watch you be
that character for hours.
1221
00:51:55,896 --> 00:51:59,137
And, like, weirdly, I felt
really bad for Muffy.
1222
00:51:59,206 --> 00:52:00,931
Like, she's being bullied,
and I wanted you
1223
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,827
to get revenge on your bullies.
1224
00:52:02,896 --> 00:52:04,620
And revenge you got.
1225
00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:07,413
- Being that committed,
like, that is so hard,
1226
00:52:07,482 --> 00:52:10,103
and you did such a great job
the entire time.
1227
00:52:10,172 --> 00:52:11,655
Just the little details,
1228
00:52:11,724 --> 00:52:13,689
like the lipstick on your
teeth throughout.
1229
00:52:13,758 --> 00:52:15,896
Like, it's just so funny.
- You're so smart.
1230
00:52:15,965 --> 00:52:18,172
You're so clever.
You're so funny.
1231
00:52:18,241 --> 00:52:19,801
It was great,
the three of you together.
1232
00:52:19,862 --> 00:52:21,344
It's a show I want to see.
1233
00:52:21,413 --> 00:52:24,103
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
1234
00:52:24,172 --> 00:52:27,517
Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.
1235
00:52:31,965 --> 00:52:33,586
Jimbo...
1236
00:52:33,655 --> 00:52:34,965
condragulations.
1237
00:52:35,034 --> 00:52:37,000
You are the top All Star
of the week.
1238
00:52:37,068 --> 00:52:40,482
Yes!
1239
00:52:40,551 --> 00:52:44,000
- You've won a cash
prize of $5,000.
1240
00:52:44,068 --> 00:52:47,103
- Amazing.
Thank you so much.
1241
00:52:47,172 --> 00:52:49,344
- Kandy Muse...
1242
00:52:49,413 --> 00:52:51,172
Jessica Wild...
1243
00:52:51,241 --> 00:52:53,137
you are safe.
1244
00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,482
- Thank you.
1245
00:52:54,551 --> 00:52:56,517
- Team "Get Off Island,"
1246
00:52:56,586 --> 00:52:59,758
Jaymes Mansfield, Darienne Lake,
1247
00:52:59,827 --> 00:53:01,551
Alexis Michelle,
1248
00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:02,965
I'm sorry, my dears,
1249
00:53:03,034 --> 00:53:06,413
but you are the bottom
All Stars of the week.
1250
00:53:08,896 --> 00:53:11,448
Thank you, All Stars.
You may leave the stage.
1251
00:53:13,655 --> 00:53:16,137
- Well, just like that,
I'm in the bottom.
1252
00:53:16,206 --> 00:53:17,724
And I've got my bottom out.
1253
00:53:17,793 --> 00:53:19,620
It's certainly not
what I was expecting.
1254
00:53:19,689 --> 00:53:22,620
But I'm not going down
with this ship.
1255
00:53:22,689 --> 00:53:24,793
- I'm disappointed
that my concept
1256
00:53:24,862 --> 00:53:26,379
wasn't well received
by the judges.
1257
00:53:26,448 --> 00:53:28,586
But I'm not feeling defeated.
1258
00:53:28,655 --> 00:53:31,724
It ain't over
till the less-fat lady sings.
1259
00:53:31,793 --> 00:53:34,103
- I've wanted to return
to this competition
1260
00:53:34,172 --> 00:53:35,517
for a long time.
1261
00:53:35,586 --> 00:53:37,034
And I'm finally back here.
1262
00:53:37,103 --> 00:53:39,063
You're going to have to drag me
out of this place.
1263
00:53:39,103 --> 00:53:41,172
I'll leave claw marks.
I'm not afraid to do it.
1264
00:53:41,241 --> 00:53:43,275
I will damage these floors.
1265
00:53:43,344 --> 00:53:46,275
I cannot go home tonight.
1266
00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:04,000
- Ooh.
1267
00:54:04,068 --> 00:54:06,551
Child, voting is not easy.
1268
00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:09,034
- This is hard.
- My God.
1269
00:54:13,758 --> 00:54:15,275
- But this is a competition,
1270
00:54:15,344 --> 00:54:18,068
and you have to vote a bitch
out to make it to the top.
1271
00:54:18,137 --> 00:54:20,413
Mama came to play the game.
1272
00:54:21,793 --> 00:54:24,344
- I love you so much.
1273
00:54:24,413 --> 00:54:25,931
- Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
1274
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,310
Baby, I'm about to vote
for my good sister.
1275
00:54:28,379 --> 00:54:29,758
But before she get
up out of here,
1276
00:54:29,827 --> 00:54:31,182
I'm gonna have to take
this little glitter
1277
00:54:31,206 --> 00:54:33,068
on the side right here...
Thank you so much.
1278
00:54:36,413 --> 00:54:38,413
- God damn, I've done
this so many times.
1279
00:54:40,034 --> 00:54:42,206
Stay gone. Jesus.
1280
00:54:42,275 --> 00:54:44,034
- Even though I don't
hold it against Jaymes
1281
00:54:44,103 --> 00:54:47,000
for voting for me twice,
I'm returning the favor.
1282
00:54:55,965 --> 00:54:58,517
- This competition
is all about strategy
1283
00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:02,172
and I've got so many options,
I just don't know what to do.
1284
00:55:02,241 --> 00:55:04,931
I may take out
the strongest competition.
1285
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,517
I may send home someone
just for the fun of it.
1286
00:55:10,206 --> 00:55:12,275
What's a girl to do?
1287
00:55:22,275 --> 00:55:23,482
Welcome back.
1288
00:55:23,551 --> 00:55:25,586
Jimbo?
- Yeah.
1289
00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:27,689
- Are you ready to meet
your opponent?
1290
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:31,448
Let's do this! Yeah!
1291
00:55:31,517 --> 00:55:33,275
- It's time to present
1292
00:55:33,344 --> 00:55:37,034
this week's lip-sync assassin.
1293
00:55:39,965 --> 00:55:41,931
- Shit.
- Looks like she'll eat.
1294
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,896
- That's Ginger Minj.
- Who is it?
1295
00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:48,620
Ruveal yourself!
1296
00:55:48,689 --> 00:55:50,758
- She's tiny.
- Ongina?
1297
00:55:50,827 --> 00:55:53,965
- Maybe it's Jiggly.
- Wait, is it Jiggly?
1298
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,482
Shannel!
1299
00:55:59,551 --> 00:56:03,586
From season one, it is Shannel.
1300
00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:05,241
- Awesome.
1301
00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:06,724
I am terrified.
1302
00:56:06,793 --> 00:56:09,103
I know Shannel is
a fierce performer.
1303
00:56:09,172 --> 00:56:10,448
But in my "Drag Race" career,
1304
00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:12,275
this is
my fifth lip-sync battle,
1305
00:56:12,344 --> 00:56:13,689
and I've never won a lip sync.
1306
00:56:13,758 --> 00:56:16,758
And I need to show Ru
that I can do this.
1307
00:56:16,827 --> 00:56:19,758
- Shannel is back,
back, back again.
1308
00:56:19,827 --> 00:56:21,896
- 14 years, baby, 14.
1309
00:56:21,965 --> 00:56:24,103
- And you look amazing.
1310
00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:26,379
- I feel so small-breasted
right now.
1311
00:56:26,448 --> 00:56:28,103
Join the club.
1312
00:56:30,689 --> 00:56:33,758
- Two queens stand before me.
1313
00:56:33,827 --> 00:56:37,724
Ladies, Shannel holds
the lipstick of the queen
1314
00:56:37,793 --> 00:56:41,000
that the group has
voted to send home.
1315
00:56:41,068 --> 00:56:43,620
If Shannel wins the lip sync,
1316
00:56:43,689 --> 00:56:47,827
the queen on her lipstick
gets el chop-o.
1317
00:56:47,896 --> 00:56:51,620
Jimbo, this is your chance
to impress me,
1318
00:56:51,689 --> 00:56:53,965
win $10,000,
1319
00:56:54,034 --> 00:56:56,448
and earn the power
1320
00:56:56,517 --> 00:57:00,379
to give one
of the bottom queens the chop.
1321
00:57:01,931 --> 00:57:03,827
The time has come
1322
00:57:03,896 --> 00:57:05,758
for you to lip-synch
1323
00:57:05,827 --> 00:57:09,344
for your... legacy!
1324
00:57:11,413 --> 00:57:12,655
Good luck,
1325
00:57:12,724 --> 00:57:16,896
and don't furke it urp.
1326
00:58:21,103 --> 00:58:22,620
- Yes, Shannel!
1327
00:58:45,448 --> 00:58:47,379
- Work, bitch.
1328
00:58:48,862 --> 00:58:52,034
Bitch, you did it.
1329
00:58:52,103 --> 00:58:55,413
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
1330
00:59:02,724 --> 00:59:04,827
Shannel, condragulations.
1331
00:59:04,896 --> 00:59:08,206
You're a winner, baby.
1332
00:59:08,275 --> 00:59:10,310
- God, it feels
good to hear that.
1333
00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:15,517
- All Stars, the $10,000
1334
00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:18,413
will roll over
to next week's tip.
1335
00:59:18,482 --> 00:59:22,689
Jimbo, you are safe
to slay another day.
1336
00:59:22,758 --> 00:59:24,034
- Thank you so much.
1337
00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:27,206
- You may step
to the back of the stage.
1338
00:59:27,275 --> 00:59:29,172
- Thanks for beating me, bitch.
1339
00:59:31,551 --> 00:59:34,482
Will the bottom queens
please step forward?
1340
00:59:41,517 --> 00:59:45,068
Jaymes, Alexis, Darienne,
1341
00:59:45,137 --> 00:59:47,241
whoever gets the chop tonight
1342
00:59:47,310 --> 00:59:49,103
will be immediately entered
1343
00:59:49,172 --> 00:59:52,827
into the online Fame Games.
1344
00:59:52,896 --> 00:59:55,275
Shannel, with great power
1345
00:59:55,344 --> 00:59:57,896
comes great responsibility.
1346
00:59:57,965 --> 00:59:59,793
Which queen
1347
00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:02,586
has the group chosen...
1348
01:00:02,655 --> 01:00:04,310
to get the chop?
1349
01:00:05,517 --> 01:00:07,000
- The queens have spoken,
1350
01:00:07,068 --> 01:00:11,310
and the queen they have chosen
to get the chop...
1351
01:00:11,379 --> 01:00:12,827
is...
1352
01:00:18,413 --> 01:00:19,517
Darienne.
1353
01:00:23,965 --> 01:00:27,620
- As it is written,
so it shall be done.
1354
01:00:27,689 --> 01:00:30,344
Darienne Lake, you are
1355
01:00:30,413 --> 01:00:34,689
and will always be an All Star.
1356
01:00:34,758 --> 01:00:36,620
You're leaving us tonight,
1357
01:00:36,689 --> 01:00:39,655
but the Fame Games
have just begun.
1358
01:00:39,724 --> 01:00:41,275
Now...
1359
01:00:41,344 --> 01:00:43,724
sashay away.
1360
01:00:43,793 --> 01:00:45,931
- I love you.
- Thank you.
1361
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Going home is definitely
the whirlwind of emotions.
1362
01:00:50,068 --> 01:00:51,379
No hard feelings.
1363
01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:52,827
Yeah, it's sad that it's over,
1364
01:00:52,896 --> 01:00:55,482
but I'm so happy
I got the chance
1365
01:00:55,551 --> 01:00:57,931
to be here twice.
1366
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:02,206
I got to show a new layer
of this onion.
1367
01:01:02,275 --> 01:01:04,034
There's more to peel off,
1368
01:01:04,103 --> 01:01:05,482
If you're lucky.
1369
01:01:05,551 --> 01:01:07,448
Sometimes you get
to the end of the road,
1370
01:01:07,517 --> 01:01:11,448
but that's your chance
to carve your own new path.
1371
01:01:11,517 --> 01:01:13,103
I may not have won this prize,
1372
01:01:13,172 --> 01:01:17,827
but I'm determined
to win Queen of the Fame Game.
1373
01:01:19,896 --> 01:01:21,655
- Condragulations, All Stars.
1374
01:01:21,724 --> 01:01:24,965
And, remember, if you can't
love yourself,
1375
01:01:25,034 --> 01:01:28,206
how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?
1376
01:01:28,275 --> 01:01:29,689
Can I get an "amen" up here?
1377
01:01:29,758 --> 01:01:31,448
Amen!
1378
01:01:31,517 --> 01:01:33,172
- All right,
now let the music play.
1379
01:01:49,448 --> 01:01:50,379
- Next time on "All Stars"...
1380
01:01:50,448 --> 01:01:52,172
For this week's maxi challenge,
1381
01:01:52,241 --> 01:01:55,551
it's time to play
Snatch Game of Love.
1382
01:01:58,137 --> 01:02:00,448
- Yes.
- Okay.
1383
01:02:00,517 --> 01:02:02,620
- Let's meet our Snatchelors...
1384
01:02:02,689 --> 01:02:05,862
Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers.
1385
01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:08,758
- How do you feel
about open relationships?
1386
01:02:08,827 --> 01:02:10,206
- My poor mother.
1387
01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:17,769
- I'm not even going to sit
here and front with you.
1388
01:02:17,793 --> 01:02:19,551
It just was not cute, Heidi.
1389
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:21,965
- You want to
question my integrity?
1390
01:02:22,034 --> 01:02:23,034
Really?
1391
01:02:23,103 --> 01:02:25,103
- That is wild to me.
1392
01:02:25,172 --> 01:02:29,310
Ruveal yourself.
1393
01:02:56,368 --> 01:02:58,368
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