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The plane! The plane!
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Smiles, everyone. Smiles.
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Huh. This is most peculiar.
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I don't recall a nun
asking for a fantasy.
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Do you know her, Tattoo?
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Her name is Sister Veronica.
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She come from California.
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You see, she runs a convent
school and also a vineyard.
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Sister Veronica needed
a teeny-weenie fantasy
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and you were so busy that I...
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You thought you would do
me a favor and handle her
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teeny-weenie fantasy
by your teeny-weenie self.
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Right, boss. You're
not mad at me, are you?
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That will depend largely
on the Sister's fantasy.
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Oh, it's a piece of cake.
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Her convent is going broke
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and the people in the
valley are poor, so...
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Let me see if I
can guess the rest.
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The Sister's fantasy
is to pay her debts
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and provide jobs for all
the people in her valley
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by winning the gold medal in the
Fantasy Island Wine Tasting Contest, huh?
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You've got it, boss.
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But some of the
finest winegrowers
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in the world are entered
in the contest, my friend.
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How can you be sure the Sister's
vintage is good enough to compete?
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But, boss.
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This is Fantasy Island.
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Everything is possible.
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Mr. Harry Simpson. A paper goods
salesman all the way from Boise, Idaho.
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He looks excited.
Why is that, boss?
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Why his fantasy, of course.
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And, I must admit,
it is rather intriguing.
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You see, Mr. Simpson believes
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that somewhere out in that
world of four billion people
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is his exact double.
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You know, boss, I bet I know
what Mr. Simpson's fantasy is.
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Really?
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I bet he wants to
meet his double.
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Oh, it's quite a bit
more than that, Tattoo.
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You see, Mr. Simpson,
who believes his own life
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to be rather dull
and uninteresting,
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not only wants to
meet his double,
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but change places with him.
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But, boss, his double
could be anybody.
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That could even be dangerous.
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Yes. I've already warned
Mr. Simpson of that possibility.
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My dear guests, I am
Mr. Roarke, your host.
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Welcome to Fantasy Island.
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Oh, uh, Mr. Roarke?
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Your assistant tells me I
have to get a new wardrobe?
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Do you object, Mr. Simpson?
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No, no, it's just that I brought
plenty of clothes with me.
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Ah, but your double's
a very fancy dresser.
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You see, he has an
image to maintain and... Ah.
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There he is now.
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You did it, you really did it.
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I know you said you
would, but I didn't think...
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I... I mean, I didn't expect...
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And a ladies' man to boot.
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Your double is more than
just a ladies' man, Mr. Simpson.
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His name is Vincent
Brandon, and his friends...
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Your friends this weekend
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if you decide to go through
with your fantasy, call him Vince.
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Mr. Brandon makes his living
as a professional gambler.
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His specialty is blackjack.
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For very high stakes, always.
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Wow! A gambler.
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I couldn't have asked
for a more exciting double.
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And... And he, uh, Vince, will
really let me take his place?
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Your double will be
pleasantly diverted
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on the other side of the island,
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but I... I feel obligated to warn
you once more, Mr. Simpson.
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A man with Mr. Brandon's
lifestyle can acquire enemies.
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There could be an element
of danger in your fantasy.
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For a chance to
live a life like his,
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probably the most
exciting weekend in my life,
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it's worth a little risk.
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No, I wanna go through
with my fantasy, Mr. Roarke.
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Well, in that case, Mr. Brandon,
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your driver is waiting
to take you to your yacht.
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My yacht?
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Yes. It's conveniently moored
alongside our floating casino.
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Now you can begin your
impression of Vince Brandon.
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Gambler and a ladies' man.
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Yes.
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Um, Tattoo. En route, you
may stop by your bungalow
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and pick up a new wardrobe.
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Would you mind showing
Mr. Simpson to his bungalow, please?
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Yes, boss. Yes.
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Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
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Les Petite Sorelles. I brought
this wine all the way from France.
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And when you taste it,
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you will see how
Sister's wine is gonna be.
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One for you and one for me.
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A fine nose.
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Our grape vines are
the same rootstock
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as one of the finest wines in
France, Les Petite Sorelles.
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That's the burgundy
of "the little sisters."
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Magnificent.
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Truly a magnificent
wine, Sister.
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If your Santa Rosarita Wine tastes
anything like its French cousin here,
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you have an excellent chance
of winning the contest, Sister.
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You can say that again.
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Stop gaping liked
a beached codfish.
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Fine example for a young,
impressionable, sensitive boy.
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I was, uh, merely
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looking at this stately
tree, my precious.
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It looks like it might be a
pinyon pine or perhaps a pecky...
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Never mind! Cypress.
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I couldn't help overhearing
Roarke's conversation.
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If her wine is as good
as they seem to think,
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we could lose the gold medal.
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That's impossible, my precious.
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I mean, my Fernandel Rouge
this year is absolutely superb.
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It's never been better.
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That little old nun
doesn't have a prayer.
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Nun doesn't have a prayer.
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Shut up.
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Gentlemen.
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Get me some of
that wine in this glass.
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And don't let anybody see you.
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Okay, Papa.
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Excuse me, sir. Do
you have the time?
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Never mind.
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It's disgusting.
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Thank heaven.
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You cannot believe how
wonderful this wine is. It's disgusting.
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Huh?
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That wine is gonna take
the gold medal from us.
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We cannot let that happen.
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You certainly can't.
I'm determined to
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buy a summer home this
year, and we need the money.
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You must take action,
Armand, you absolutely must.
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Mmm-hmm. I'm gonna
take action all right.
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Oh, excuse me. Drastic action.
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No, no, no. No thank you. No?
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Now I start living
like Vince Brandon.
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Hi.
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Vince. Vince.
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Oh, Vince. I hate to trouble
you, but, uh, we've got a problem.
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She's the problem.
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Little Miss Muffet over
here seems to think
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you asked her out to
dinner tonight instead of me.
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But he did. That's baloney.
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Tell her, Vince.
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Easy, girls, easy.
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Well, obviously, there's been a
breakdown in communication here.
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Tell you what.
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I'll take you both out
to dinner, how's that?
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Both of us? Together?
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Something wrong with that?
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No. But you always said two
at a time isn't quite your style.
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Well, as they say,
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styles change.
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Boss. Hey, boss.
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Casino's approved a
line of credit for $100,000.
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Hope it's enough for you.
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Uh, sure, I'll try to
make it stretch. Thanks.
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00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,607
Yeah. Oh, yeah, uh,
Jimmy wants to see you.
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Jimmy who?
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Oh, come on, boss.
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He said it's important. He's
up at the bow waiting for you.
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Uh, sure.
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Uh...
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Back in a second.
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Jimmy?
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Be right with ya.
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Dumb game. It's for kids.
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Okay, checked out the casino.
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Four blackjack tables.
They all use four decks
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and the dealers
like to reshuffle a lot.
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That's a problem.
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It means I really
gotta be on my toes.
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Another problem's the pit boss.
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Worse than Monte-Carlo.
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No kidding?
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He's watching you every second.
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Saw a couple of counters get
nailed before they ever got started.
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We can handle it though.
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Just make sure you
look for my signals
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and do it real casual like.
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Your signals. Yeah.
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That's another thing.
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I think we ought to mix 'em up.
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How about this,
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every time I want you
to take a hit, I'll yawn.
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And when I want you to stand
pat, I'll fold my arms like this.
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And don't look at me
unless you have to.
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Is there something
wrong, Uncle Vince?
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No. Uncle Vince?
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No, no, nothing's
wrong, Jimmy, I just...
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Just thinking how lucky I am.
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I mean, I couldn't do
it without you, could I?
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Not unless you found
yourself another poor sucker
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who was unlucky
enough to be a genius.
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See ya at the casino.
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Oh, Mr. Roarke, I hope I'm not
interrupting anything important.
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Oh, not at all, Sister.
Not at all. Please come in.
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Is, uh, your bungalow
to your satisfaction?
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Lovely, thank you.
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And as additional thanks,
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I would like you to have some
of our Santa Rosarita Burgundy.
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Oh. The least I could do is
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to replace the bottle of
its cousin from France
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that Tattoo donated earlier.
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I'll get some
glasses. I'll be back.
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You are most generous, Sister.
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Oh, no. You and Tattoo
are the generous ones.
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By fulfilling my fantasy,
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my wine win the gold medal,
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you will bring happiness
and opportunity
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to hundreds of needy
and deserving families.
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And also save the convent.
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Ah... I must caution you to
guard your optimism, Sister.
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You haven't won
that gold medal yet.
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Oh, but I'm sure it will all
work out right, Mr. Roarke.
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I believe that absolutely.
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A votre sante.
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At least we don't have to
share it with a bunch of people.
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That's right, Sister.
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00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,624
Well, I'm going
to take a little nap.
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It's been a long trip. Yes.
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See, I don't drink, but I do
want you to enjoy the wine.
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All right, Sister.
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Well...
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Boss, down the hatch.
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Boss, this wine is the pits.
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Without a doubt,
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the most abominable
beverage I have ever tasted.
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The original bottle from
France was excellent,
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but this is terrible.
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Boss, Sister Veronica can't
win the medal with this bilge.
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What are we going to do?
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You guaranteed her
fantasy, my friend.
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I don't know what you will do.
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00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,085
And I don't know what
I'm going to do either.
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I better come up
with something fast.
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00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,645
Hey, Vince. When
are we going to dinner?
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In a minute. Where's Jimmy?
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On the bow, as usual.
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Be back in a second.
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Spend a lot of time up here?
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Enough. What are you driving at?
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Oh, I thought maybe
we could do something.
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00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,139
Yeah, like what?
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Oh, I don't know,
like, uh, baseball?
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00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,412
Uncle Vince, you're
on the sauce again.
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00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,980
Well, didn't ya
ever play baseball?
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A little. With my dad.
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00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,484
But you know how
long ago he died.
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00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,718
Oh, yeah.
252
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,655
Um, look, on the way over here,
253
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,558
I saw a store where I think we
could pick up some gloves and stuff.
254
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,227
How about if we go out and
hit a few this afternoon, huh?
255
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,230
But what about all your friends?
256
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,399
I'll get rid of 'em.
257
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,934
Okay?
258
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,969
Okay.
259
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,073
Okay.
260
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,097
Okay.
261
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,016
Tattoo? Yes, boss.
262
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,319
I don't understand.
What are you doing?
263
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,622
Oh, chemistry. Chemistry, boss.
264
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:57,926
I'm just trying to make Sister
Veronica's wine taste better.
265
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:03,932
And, uh, am I to have the dubious
honor of tasting the first new batch?
266
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,702
You've got it, boss.
267
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,126
I've got it.
268
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:19,870
But, Tattoo, don't you
realize alcohol is potentially...
269
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,820
explosive?
270
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:43,372
Back to the old drawing board.
271
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,229
Well, I should think so.
272
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,146
You know, I was thinking
on the way out here,
273
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,349
uh, how long we been
together now, anyhow?
274
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,285
Two years, five months
and thirteen days.
275
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,786
Oh. Been counting, huh?
276
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,155
You know it.
277
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,445
I, uh...
278
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:05,461
I guess you kind
of miss your dad.
279
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,696
What's with you today? With me?
280
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,933
You're acting weird.
Like about Mom and Dad.
281
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,102
Before you told me not to
talk about 'em 'cause you said
282
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,870
that won't bring 'em back.
283
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,705
Now you're asking
me if I miss 'em.
284
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,207
You seemed kind of
down in the dumps.
285
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,910
I was just trying to
figure out why, that's all.
286
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,746
Are you trying to set me up
for something, Uncle Vince?
287
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,337
No, Jimmy, I'm...
288
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,177
Come on, let's play
a little ball, huh?
289
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,305
Oh, it's you, Mr. Roarke.
Won't you come in?
290
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,961
Thank you, Sister.
291
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,276
I had a lovely nap.
292
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,513
I do hope that you and
Tattoo enjoyed my wine.
293
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:02,084
Oh, it was an unforgettable
experience, Sister Veronica.
294
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,386
Which is precisely why
I've come to see you.
295
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:07,823
After sampling your, uh, wine,
296
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,626
I came to a very firm
business decision.
297
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,129
I would like to purchase
your entire stock
298
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,297
of Santa Rosarita Burgundy now,
299
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,799
before the judging takes place.
300
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:21,470
I, of course, will
pay fair market price.
301
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,772
I see. Then you
believe that the outcome
302
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,642
of the competition will
affect the price of my wine?
303
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,145
Oh, I do, Sister, I do.
304
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,649
I... I... I expect
to make a fortune.
305
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:37,786
And if I should fail
to win the gold medal,
306
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,556
then the market price
of my wine would drop,
307
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:44,793
and you could lose a great
deal of money, could you not?
308
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,662
Uh, well, yes, yes.
309
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,898
But, uh, that's a gamble
I'm willing to take.
310
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,169
No, no, Mr. Roarke. I
appreciate your generous offer.
311
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,704
I know you're only trying
to safeguard my interests...
312
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,005
Oh, no.
313
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,740
But it's not necessary.
314
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,677
As I told you before,
I have perfect faith.
315
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,978
But, Sister...
316
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,648
Don't worry, Mr. Roarke.
All will be well.
317
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,490
Hit it.
318
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,525
Oh! Oh, Jimmy.
319
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,893
Jimmy, are you all right? Huh?
320
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,963
Let me see. I know
how much that hurts.
321
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,254
I'm fine.
322
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,968
Hey, look, don't
be afraid to cry.
323
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,037
If that's what you feel like
doing, just go ahead. Let it out.
324
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,394
I don't cry.
325
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,464
Uh-oh.
326
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,313
Lassiter, the Godfather himself.
327
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,780
The Godfather?
328
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,584
Don't worry. He's not
gonna shoot you, yet.
329
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,720
You only owe him 225,000.
330
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,909
Dollars?
331
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,530
Hiya, Vince.
332
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:58,133
Jimmy. That's a nice cap.
333
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,034
Thanks.
334
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,969
You got something for me?
335
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,672
Uh, the deadline's not here yet.
336
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,641
You're cuttin' it kind of
close, aren't ya, playboy?
337
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,176
I mean, even with
the whiz kid here,
338
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,347
winning a half a mil in one
casino's gonna be rough.
339
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,450
Where'd you get
that? Half a million?
340
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,619
It's only 225,000.
341
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:20,756
With the interest, it's 500,000.
342
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,359
You're really gonna
have to be on, kid.
343
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,926
Unless, of course, you...
344
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,963
You want your uncle
floating in a lagoon.
345
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,466
You don't scare us, Lassiter.
346
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,269
I like this kid.
347
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:37,005
Not only has he got it
upstairs, but he's tough.
348
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,376
He's got potential.
Real potential.
349
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,477
Yeah.
350
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,479
Well, you should show
more respect for him.
351
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,947
I mean, conning him this way.
352
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,384
It's so degrading.
353
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,385
What are you talking about?
354
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,020
I mean playing ball in the park.
355
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,490
Look, kid, I don't
know what he told you,
356
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,581
but I know he hates
sports with a passion.
357
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,731
Yeah, that's right.
358
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,000
I should have known it
was too good to be true.
359
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:05,934
Oh, hey, Jimmy...
360
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,836
Why do ya need to sucker me?
361
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,605
Oh, Jimmy... Hey, wait!
362
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:13,575
Relax, he'll come back.
He's never let ya down yet.
363
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,205
Jimmy!
364
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,803
Hi. I'd like to go
inside and look around.
365
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,626
Of course, Mr. Tattoo.
366
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,726
I'm gonna make sure
the Sister's wine wins.
367
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,649
Even if I have to cheat.
368
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,194
Well, welcome, Mr. Brandon.
369
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,497
I hope our casino
meets with your approval.
370
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,186
Yeah, Mr. Roarke...
371
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,626
Mr. Roarke...
372
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:54,610
Mr. Roarke, Vince
Brandon is a phony.
373
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,945
He's been using an
innocent 12-year-old kid,
374
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,246
his nephew, no less,
to help him cheat.
375
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,616
I know all about
Jimmy, Mr. Simpson.
376
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,350
You know about...
377
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:04,420
Then why didn't ya...
378
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,854
Why didn't ya tell me?
379
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:08,089
Oh, I only tell my guests
what they need to know.
380
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:12,027
Beyond that, I must assume they
will rely on their instincts, you see?
381
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,896
On their survival
instincts, you mean.
382
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,764
I'm sorry, Mr. Simpson.
I don't follow you.
383
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,533
Well, I... I think you do.
384
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:20,402
I think you knew you were setting
me up as a patsy with Frank Lassiter.
385
00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:21,904
In one fell swoop,
386
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,872
I go from being a carefree,
387
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,642
yacht-owning playboy
to some poor sucker
388
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:30,546
who owes a half a million
dollars, and is being measured
389
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,648
for a cement overcoat
if I don't ante up.
390
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,716
Now, Mr. Roarke, that
was not my fantasy.
391
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,718
Ah, but I must disagree
with you, Mr. Simpson.
392
00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:39,588
Your fantasy was not only to
change places with your double,
393
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,925
but also to bring
some excitement
394
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:47,284
into your otherwise dull
and uninteresting life, hmm?
395
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:54,102
Jimmy. I've been worried sick.
396
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,940
I'll bet. Come on.
We're wasting time.
397
00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:02,043
Hey. Hey, come on. We're
getting outta here. No arguments.
398
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,479
Are you nuts?
399
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,302
I don't know. Maybe.
400
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:11,887
Where are we going?
401
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,322
As far away from this
joint as we can get.
402
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,526
What about the five hundred
G's? What about Lassiter?
403
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:18,660
He'll have to wait.
Right now, I'm more
404
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:19,895
concerned about
what happens to you.
405
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,084
Hey.
406
00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,032
Who are you, mister?
407
00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:25,801
You don't act like
my Uncle Vince.
408
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:31,629
My name is Harry
Simpson. I'm... Ooh.
409
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,678
Now, to replace the Sister's
bilge with French Burgundy.
410
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,682
Oh, thank you.
411
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,967
Uncle Vince isn't
such a bad guy.
412
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,603
I mean, he doesn't beat
up on me or anything.
413
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:38,674
Well, what's lousy is he's
using you to bail himself out.
414
00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:41,443
Yeah? Well, what's
the difference?
415
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:44,245
Once your fantasy's over, I'll
be going back to him anyway.
416
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,648
Look, there is no way I'm
gonna let you go back to him.
417
00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:48,650
You understand?
418
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:51,119
You really mean it?
419
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,477
I'm not going to no foster home.
420
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,780
What I meant was...
421
00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:00,562
Well...
422
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,487
How would you like
to come live with me?
423
00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:11,573
I never had any kids. My wife
and I were going to, but she...
424
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,497
She died before...
425
00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,679
Anyway, I...
426
00:27:17,703 --> 00:27:20,403
I don't know what
kind of a father I'd be.
427
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,676
You'd be great.
428
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:34,596
Look, um, I don't know how
this is gonna work exactly.
429
00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:38,600
Uh, from what you say, I gather your
uncle does have legal custody of ya.
430
00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:41,803
That's right, Mr. Simpson.
431
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:45,173
And that's just the
way it's going to stay.
432
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:46,574
Sorry, kid.
433
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:49,066
I'm not coming
with you. I'm not!
434
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,270
I'm afraid you don't
have any choice.
435
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,919
Mr. Brandon,
436
00:27:57,943 --> 00:28:01,489
Jimmy may have to live
with you, but my guess is
437
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,992
you're not gonna be able
to get him to work for you
438
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,862
ever again. Right, Jimmy?
439
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,596
Right.
440
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:13,568
Now, that being the case, you
got a couple of big problems.
441
00:28:13,592 --> 00:28:16,860
Lassiter and the
half million dollars.
442
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:21,543
My problems? You're
forgetting one thing.
443
00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:25,080
As of this moment, you are me.
444
00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:27,315
Nothing's forcing me
to go back to that casino.
445
00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:29,417
But unless one of us shows,
446
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,853
Lassiter's gonna
come looking, isn't he?
447
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:35,924
Now, as for me, well, I can
just lay low until my plane leaves.
448
00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:39,327
After that, I'm just plain
old Harry Simpson again.
449
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,229
But you,
450
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:44,588
you're gonna be Vince
Brandon for the rest of your life.
451
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:47,969
You got something in mind?
452
00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:50,505
Okay. We'll play.
453
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:54,642
But if we win, square
things with Lassiter,
454
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:56,906
you give me custody of Jimmy.
455
00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,737
And if you lose?
456
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:03,254
Then, I take the consequences.
457
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:07,288
You're taking a big
chance, Mr. Simpson.
458
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:09,758
Jimmy is good, but
there's no guarantee.
459
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,581
We got a deal or not?
460
00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:20,724
Yeah. Uh, there's
just one thing.
461
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:26,074
Just remember this. When
Vince Brandon plays blackjack,
462
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,932
he plays an open
hand. All cards face up.
463
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,247
That's your trademark?
464
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,716
"Flamboyant" is a
word some people use.
465
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:37,919
Helps me keep an accurate count.
466
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,609
I wish you luck.
467
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,379
Both of you.
468
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:56,872
And now to complete
our preliminary judging,
469
00:29:56,896 --> 00:30:00,697
we have the burgundy of
the Convent of Santa Rosarita.
470
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:24,132
We are unanimous.
471
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:27,735
The wine of Santa Rosarita
is superb in all particulars.
472
00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:32,462
It will now move onto the finals against
the entry of the Fernandel Wineries.
473
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,344
Now that we have
reached the first plateau,
474
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,435
I must say I'm very relieved.
475
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,516
How about it, boss? Surprised?
476
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,953
I am puzzled. Deeply puzzled.
477
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,421
Uh, will you excuse us, Sister?
478
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:49,012
Tattoo, a word with
you, if you please?
479
00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:55,163
The gold medal comes down to
you and that little nun, Armand,
480
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,834
and if she wins, I'm through being
the gentle flower of your dreams.
481
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,469
Please, Blanche, don't say that.
482
00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:04,973
I'm doing the best I can under
very difficult circumstances.
483
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,342
I think we ought to switch
the labels of our wine
484
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,900
onto her bottles and vice-versa.
485
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:15,416
Benny, there are times
when I am convinced
486
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,560
you are flesh of my flesh.
487
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:20,989
That's brilliant.
488
00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,523
Leave everything to me, huh?
489
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:28,009
That gold medal is as
good as in our hands.
490
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:43,500
Now.
491
00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:47,048
Go, kitty, go.
492
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,488
Quickly, get her bottles.
493
00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:14,309
Now, we put her
labels on our bottles
494
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,934
and I'll put our
labels on her bottles.
495
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,404
Okay. We have 100,000
bucks' worth of credit.
496
00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:44,072
Yeah, right.
497
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:46,774
Just remember, you
gotta act like a high roller
498
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,544
and make sure you
don't blow it all at once.
499
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,779
Oh, Harry, another thing is,
500
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:55,683
Lassiter's only giving
us till 4:00 this afternoon.
501
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:59,609
So we gotta have the
half mil by then or else.
502
00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:08,263
Good evening, Mr. Brandon.
503
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:09,497
We've been expecting you.
504
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:12,834
Hi. Well, how's everybody doing?
505
00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:13,858
Winning, I hope.
506
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:19,774
Let's start with
10,000, keep it friendly.
507
00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:21,564
Oh, thank you, miss.
508
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:43,298
Mr. Brandon, you
have an eighteen.
509
00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:45,666
Do you wish an additional card?
510
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,391
No, I'll play these.
511
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:54,097
The house has sixteen
512
00:33:57,736 --> 00:33:59,680
and the house wins with 20.
513
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,125
Sister, will you, please?
514
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,648
Yes, thank you.
515
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:18,933
Sister Veronica, I'm afraid Tattoo
has a small confession to make.
516
00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:20,023
Oh?
517
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:23,993
Well?
518
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,609
Well, it seems that he exchanged
519
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:31,979
one bottle of his French
Burgundy for one of yours.
520
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,104
He did what? Why?
521
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:37,519
Because your wine is the pits.
522
00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,676
I'm sorry, but it's the truth.
523
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,991
It is? I'm afraid so, Sister.
524
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:48,563
Well, I wouldn't know because,
of course, I've never tasted it,
525
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,399
but I did have them
follow the recipe exactly.
526
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:54,436
And of course, the
rootstock is the same.
527
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,237
So how could it be?
528
00:34:56,261 --> 00:35:00,108
Climate, soil conditions, uh...
529
00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:02,544
There are many variables
which might account for
530
00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:05,302
the failure of the
wine of Santa Rosarita.
531
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:15,356
Don't worry. We still
have the final judging.
532
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:18,960
I'm confident that
everything will work out
533
00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:22,797
to fulfill my fantasy
one way or another.
534
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:26,101
But, Tattoo, no more pranks.
535
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:29,637
Things will right
themselves without trickery.
536
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,829
Believe, just believe.
537
00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:46,354
Well, they say faith
can move mountains.
538
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:51,014
But how can faith change
bilge into burgundy?
539
00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:55,452
Boss, we're in trouble.
540
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,972
The house wins again.
541
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:21,344
I haven't won a hand yet.
542
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:49,384
Excuse me, Mr. Brandon. May I
see you privately for a moment?
543
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:50,873
Well, uh...
544
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,712
I'll be right back.
545
00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:01,996
I hate to do this to you,
546
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,865
especially when the cards
seem to be going against you,
547
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,935
but, um, I couldn't
help noticing that
548
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:11,772
Jimmy is now assisting
you as a counter.
549
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,074
Oh, now, look, Mr. Roarke...
550
00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:15,076
Now, now, you look, Mr. Simpson.
551
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,945
It wasn't too long ago
that you were shocked
552
00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:22,417
to find out he was being exploited
by his uncle, do you remember?
553
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:23,418
Yes, but that was different.
554
00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,421
Oh, that was different, I see.
555
00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,155
I see.
556
00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:31,492
Well, in any case, I'm afraid
not only are counters illegal,
557
00:37:31,516 --> 00:37:37,365
but we have an 18-year-old age
limit on those allowed in the casino.
558
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:39,367
Are you saying that
Jimmy has to leave?
559
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:42,136
I am not an unreasonable
man, Mr. Simpson.
560
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,072
I will, therefore, allow Jimmy to
remain for the next few minutes.
561
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,408
But,
562
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:51,346
he will not be allowed to act
as your counter. Is that clear?
563
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:53,814
But I have to come up with
better than a half a million dollars
564
00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:56,651
in the next ten
minutes, or else.
565
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:59,019
Well, in that case,
566
00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:01,110
good luck, Mr. Brandon.
567
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,184
Ten thousand dollars.
568
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,522
Twenty.
569
00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:51,372
And the dealer has nineteen.
- Son of a gun!
570
00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:55,097
You win, sir. You win $10,000.
571
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,482
Let the whole 20,000 ride.
572
00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,718
- Wait a minute.
- Sorry, I wouldn't.
573
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,975
Oh, boy, should take
the money and run.
574
00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:13,450
You have fourteen. You
wish another card, sir?
575
00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:19,889
And four is eighteen.
576
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:25,139
The house has seventeen. - Wow!
577
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,942
Mr. Brandon wins $20,000.
578
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:34,404
Unbelievable. Congratulations.
579
00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,653
Mr. Brandon, you have sixteen.
580
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:40,321
Would you like
an additional card?
581
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:41,745
Yes, please.
582
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:47,161
An ace. That makes seventeen.
583
00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:48,485
I'll stand.
584
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:52,867
Card.
585
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,771
A queen. That's twenty-two.
You win $40,000, sir.
586
00:39:56,795 --> 00:40:02,109
Wow. Unbelievable.
He is on a lucky streak.
587
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,111
My goodness.
588
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:07,103
That is just... I wish I
could have done that.
589
00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:12,520
How much have I got now?
590
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:14,822
Three hundred and
twenty thousand.
591
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:17,291
Three hundred and
twenty... If I win, I've got...
592
00:40:17,315 --> 00:40:20,261
Six hundred and forty thousand.
593
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:23,964
Six hundred and forty thousand.
594
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:27,535
That's enough to pay
off the house, Lassiter,
595
00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:30,860
and have a nice little
nest egg for Jimmy and me.
596
00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:38,880
Shoot the works.
597
00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,756
Mr. Brandon has seventeen.
598
00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:04,794
Dealer has an eleven.
599
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:11,646
And two is thirteen.
600
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,837
The house needs a four to win.
601
00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,100
And a jack.
602
00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:36,437
You win $640,000, Mr. Brandon.
603
00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:40,541
He did it!
604
00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:42,844
We did it!
605
00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:45,602
We did it! We did it! We won!
606
00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:55,389
This will constitute
the gold medal tasting
607
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,525
between our two
worthy finalists.
608
00:41:57,549 --> 00:42:02,096
The wines of Santa
Rosarita and Fernandel.
609
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,198
Bonne chance to both entrants.
610
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:05,722
Gentlemen.
611
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,029
There.
612
00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:24,852
Well, they seem to like it.
613
00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:31,826
The wine of Santa Rosarita
is absolutely superb.
614
00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:36,030
And now the Fernandel entry.
615
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:37,364
Did you goof up again?
616
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,134
No, that's my wine,
it's just her label.
617
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:42,659
I told you it was
a very good year.
618
00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:00,087
Ghastly!
619
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:01,822
Grape assassins!
620
00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:06,126
The gold medal winner is the
burgundy of Santa Rosarita.
621
00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:12,399
Congratulations, Sister.
622
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:16,370
No! That... That's my
wine you like, not hers!
623
00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:18,094
Fernandel Burgundy!
624
00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:23,978
My son and I switched
labels on the bottles earlier.
625
00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:27,514
You... You can peel the label off
the bottle and see if it's not the truth.
626
00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:28,705
What?
627
00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:37,592
He's right.
628
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:41,929
Well, despite the fact that your
wine is absolutely marvelous,
629
00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:45,800
you, sir, are a shame and a disgrace
to the winemakers of the world,
630
00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:49,036
and I refuse to award a
medal to such a scoundrel,
631
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,371
even if technically your
name will have to be
632
00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:53,715
listed as this year's winner!
633
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:55,910
I'm very sorry, Sister.
634
00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:57,845
But your wine is
absolutely atrocious.
635
00:43:57,869 --> 00:44:00,269
I must go and purge my palate.
636
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:09,223
Congratulations, Armand.
Even without the medal,
637
00:44:09,247 --> 00:44:12,660
winning the contest is enough to
make the price of our wine skyrocket,
638
00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:17,665
and now we'll be able to
afford all the things I wanna do.
639
00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:20,034
What's the first thing you're
gonna do when we're rich, Papa?
640
00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:22,903
The first thing I'm going to do
641
00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:24,661
is get a divorce.
642
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,642
Uh, young woman. Excuse me.
643
00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,877
How would you like to
meet a wealthy wine baron?
644
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:32,346
Armand, that vineyard
is community property!
645
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:35,282
If you want a grape left to
your name, you get back here!
646
00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:38,119
It's all my fault,
Sister. I'm sorry.
647
00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:41,255
I should never have promised
something that I couldn't keep.
648
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:44,424
But you only made those promises
out of the goodness of your heart.
649
00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:46,794
I am sure Tattoo
is grateful for that.
650
00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:48,896
And perhaps we
should both be thankful
651
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,900
for your amazing demonstration
of unshakeable faith.
652
00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:54,401
What do you mean, Mr. Roarke?
653
00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:56,937
Well, only that my
curiosity was aroused
654
00:44:56,961 --> 00:45:01,075
by the ghastly wine you grew.
I'm sorry, Sister, but it was.
655
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:02,910
Ghastly. I'm sorry.
656
00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:07,081
Wine, which by rights should have
been as noble as its predecessors.
657
00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:10,384
So I had the soil of
your vineyard analyzed
658
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:13,587
and this is the geologist's
preliminary report.
659
00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:17,124
Your wine was
undrinkable because
660
00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:21,662
it was grown on a pool of oil.
661
00:45:21,686 --> 00:45:23,630
Oil? Oil?
662
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:24,799
Oil.
663
00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:26,400
Sister, you're gonna be rich.
664
00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:28,703
The whole valley's
gonna be rich.
665
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:31,706
Sister, after all,
you got your fantasy.
666
00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:34,075
I never doubted it for a moment.
667
00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:35,331
That's odd.
668
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:38,134
Neither did I.
669
00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:50,157
Boy, that kid is
something else, Vince.
670
00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,727
The way he maneuvered
himself out there tonight,
671
00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:55,196
that's pure class.
672
00:45:55,220 --> 00:46:00,534
What do ya say you loan
him to me for a little while, huh?
673
00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:01,635
No way.
674
00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:04,939
Sorry to hear you
say that, Vince.
675
00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:07,241
Lou!
676
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,744
I guess I'll have to take him.
677
00:46:09,768 --> 00:46:12,747
It's all right, kid. Come here.
Come here. It's all right, kid.
678
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,436
Hey, let him go.
679
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:23,124
I believe my friend
here made a request.
680
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,129
Let the boy go.
681
00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:29,585
It's okay, kid.
682
00:46:34,993 --> 00:46:36,837
It's amazing, isn't it, Frank?
683
00:46:36,861 --> 00:46:40,274
From now on, Jimmy
is out of the business.
684
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:42,910
Now take your money and get out.
685
00:46:42,934 --> 00:46:45,567
Sure. Okay, Vince.
686
00:46:47,571 --> 00:46:48,905
Okay, Vince.
687
00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:01,262
Oh, Mr. Brandon, I don't
know how to thank you.
688
00:47:01,286 --> 00:47:03,230
You came just at
the right moment.
689
00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:05,214
Look, no speeches, okay?
690
00:47:06,524 --> 00:47:09,469
You just take good care of him.
691
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,538
And do a better job than I did,
692
00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:14,096
or I'll come looking
for you, huh?
693
00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:21,270
Take it easy, kid.
694
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:25,541
I'll be seeing ya.
695
00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:55,316
Jimmy. Ah, Mr. Simpson,
this is for you.
696
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,516
Oh, what is it?
697
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,419
A legal document
finalizing transfer of custody.
698
00:47:59,443 --> 00:48:01,255
I suggested to Mr. Brandon
699
00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:06,060
he have it drawn up before he left
so that now you can adopt Jimmy.
700
00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:07,995
Boy, you don't leave
anything to chance, do you?
701
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:11,098
Quite the contrary. You know
what they say, Mr. Simpson.
702
00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:13,433
The odds always favor the house.
703
00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:18,072
And on Fantasy Island, you
might say that, uh, I am the house.
704
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:20,674
Thanks again.
You're very welcome.
705
00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:21,909
Tattoo. Goodbye.
706
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:23,366
Come on, Jimmy.
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