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♪ [GIRLS' CHOIR SINGING]
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♪ [GIRLS' CHOIR SINGING]
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♪ [SEGUE TO POP-ROCK]
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GIRL: January 4, 1963.
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Dear Dennis: I've been abducted by my own parents.
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They found out what we were planning,
and now they want me...
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as far away from you as possible.
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I'm not coming back to Chancery.
They're hauling me and my horse...
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[NO AUDIO]
to some all-girls' school in Connecticut.
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They think I'll be safe surrounded
by high walls and lesbians.
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This is the end of the world.
One look tells you,
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this place eats the hairy bird.
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You know, you are going to love it here.
My great-grandmother was class of 1903.
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So, I'm fourth generation
to go here.
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Both my mom and dad are
on the Board of Trustees.
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So, obviously, we believe that
Miss Godard's is the finest
girls' school in the East.
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This is Miss Godard,
who founded the school.
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- She looks like an ax murderer.
- Indeed, you will find...
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the original ax on display
at the woodpile.
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- [LAUGHS] Hello, Miss McVane.
- Hello, Abby.
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Kindly explain my joke
to the new girl.
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Well, one of the rules is if you're late
to class, you have to chop wood.
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You must be Odette Sinclair.
Welcome.
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I know it's a difficult adjustment
from a coed academy to a girls' school.
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If I can help ease the transition,
come see me in my office.
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Carry on, Abby.
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Who was that?
Zorro?
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Oh, that's Miss McVane,
the headmistress. She's really great.
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♪ [TRUMPET]
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[GIRLS SCREAMING]
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[GIRLS SHOUTING] Verena, Tinka!
You've got a new roommate!
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- (TOGETHER) What?
- She's from Detroit!
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- (TOGETHER) What?
- We take the honor system
very seriously here.
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Miss Godard believed that the girls
should govern themselves...
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in order to learn to take responsibility
for their actions.
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- What's this?
- This? Oh... [LAUGHS]
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I'm a monitor.
I'm on the self-government committee.
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Elected nine times now.
So, I have nine stars.
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- Taking a break.
- You're absolutely not allowed to smoke.
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- Uh, where are you going?
- To visit my horse.
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I was going to warn you
about your roommates.
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But now, I don't think I will.
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She's got five pairs
of Pappagallo's.
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She's got a great stereo!
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Men on the floor!
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Come along now, girls.
Scurry, scurry.
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Will you get into your room?
There's men on the floor.
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GIRLS: Hey, baby!
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- Walkin' the dog
- [GIRLS GIGGLING]
You can't twist to this music.
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- It's too slow.
- Just a-walkin' the dog
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[SIGHS] Now, there's no place
to dance, anyway.
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♪ If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
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Ooh, this must
be the boyfriend.
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"Love, Dennis." Ohh!
[GIGGLING]
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[BOTH GASP]
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- I did not give you permission
to play my records.
- [NEEDLE SCRATCHING]
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Welcome! I'm Tinka Parker.
And this is Verena Von Stefan.
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- Art thou perchance Odette?
- Odie.
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- Those are my shoes.
- We always borrow each other's things.
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I loathe and abhor this place.
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I don't see how you can say that
when you're from Detroit.
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So, Odie, what are you
doing here at Miss God-Awful?
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How come you had to
transfer from Chancery?
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Oh, no doubt things were getting too hot
and heavy with Dennis the Penis.
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Up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
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(TOGETHER) What?
[BOTH GIGGLING]
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- Say that again.
- Up your ziggie with a wah-wah brush.
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That's priceless.
Where did you hear that?
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- I made it up.
- [BELL RINGS]
- (TOGETHER) Dinner!
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Go back up and sew up that hem.
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Hold it.
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Why, Abby and Susie.
Sieg Heil!
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Parker!
Take those off.
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Why? They're not jewelry.
They're office supplies.
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- Off. Or I'll report
you to Miss McVane.
- [SCOFFS]
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Abby, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
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- So, what's she like?
- Mm, she could be improved.
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We've decided not
to get rid of her.
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- She's got a great record collection.
- Geez. Yum!
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- Odious, this is Tweety Goldberg
and Momo Haines.
- Hi.
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♪ [SINGING IN LATIN]
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♪ Ignoramus ♪
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♪ Purple Penis ♪
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♪ [STOPS]
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- Are you carrying Dennis' child?
- [LAUGHS]
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You can tell Tinka.
She's had four pregnancy scares.
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- Four.
- Was it beautiful?
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Do you actually expect me
to answer these questions?
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But we're curious.
We all have our hymens, except Tinka.
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That's enough. Clearly,
she doesn't want to describe it.
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It's like hog wrestling.
Isn't that right, Odious?
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Oh, I don't even think she's
done it with Dennis yet.
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- Are you gonna eat that?
- OTHER GIRLS: Tweety!
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Where's my ipecac?
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You hid it!
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- No! Oh, God!
- I knew it!
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- Tweety, no, no. Give it... No!
- Let go of me, Momo!
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Tweety, don't do it!
Give me the bottle. Ow!
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Fine. Make yourself sick.
You're only gonna be hungry again later.
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[VOMITING]
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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She swallows ipecac syrup, and then 15
minutes later she heaves up everything.
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Ipecac causes convulsions
in the alimentary canal.
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- Are you taking chemistry?
- Yes.
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Great! Mrs. Dewey is the most
adorable teacher in the school.
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She's gonna help me
to get into M.I.T.
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- Who's your advisor?
- Mr. Dewey.
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- Eew, Mr. Dewey!
- Eew, he's a lech.
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[BELL RINGING]
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- Good night, Tinka.
- Good night, Verena.
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Good night, Dennis.
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Ohh! Dennis!
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- Harder! Deeper!
- [SNICKERING]
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- [MOANING]
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- [GIGGLING]
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- [THUNDER RUMBLING]
- [GIGGLING]
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ODETTE: Dear Dennis:
I miss you so much.
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I'm perishing in this penal colony.
I'm completely alone.
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My roommates are demented.
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Dear Mother and Father:
Today, I was elected...
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to the Security Council
of the model U.N.
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I'm so popular
I got to play Russia.
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Dear Mom and Dad: Today was
dress rehearsal for Death of a Salesman.
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- My roommate plays Willy Loman.
- Ben! A man has got
to add up to something!
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Dear Dennis: Maybe I can escape
from here and we can meet in New York.
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- [SNIFFLING]
- [DROPLETS PLOPPING]
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[SNIFFLING]
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- [KNOCKING]
- [DOOR CLOSING]
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[SNIFFLES]
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Oh, good morning, Odette.
What can I do for you?
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I'd like to know why you turned down
my request for a pass this weekend.
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You wanted to go into New York
to see a horse show... [SNIFFLES]
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Alone and unchaperoned and your parents
worry you may run off to meet some boy.
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I'm required to keep
you here on weekends,
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unless you're invited
by a friend whom they approve.
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[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
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Dear, I can think of no better
cure for your... [SNIFFLES]
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Conspicuous misery
than to make some friends.
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Don't reject them.
They're not just girls.
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They're you.
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And if you get to know them,
then you'll be discovering yourself.
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And that is, believe it or not, as great
an adventure as the opposite sex.
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- Thank you.
- [SNIFFLES]
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[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
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For the most part, your papers
ranged from the merely adequate
to the completely vapid.
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With the exception of one.
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Miss Sinclair, I congratulate you
on your grasp of Pan-European politics.
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Now, remember, ladies,
tomorrow's assignment will...
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- Verena, may I know
the reason you're so late?
- Cramps.
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I wonder what would happen
to American foreign policy
if President Kennedy got cramps.
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Possibly, history has already been
influenced by his bad back, sir.
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Please submit a paper tomorrow
supporting your thesis, Von Stefan.
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Miss Parker, do you have
any views on this subject?
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- No.
- Hmm.
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Plenty of room
but no views, hmm?
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- Oh. Just as I thought. Empty.
Tomorrow's assignment...
- What?
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- [BELL RINGING]
- Review chapters seven through 11
in the Palmer.
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Come see me
in my office after lunch.
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If I'm not mistaken,
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you show a genuine interest
in political theory.
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Yeah.
Kind of, I guess.
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I'm going to be attending a series of
lectures over the next few weekends...
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in New York City,
which you might enjoy.
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I'm sure I can arrange
for Miss McVane's permission.
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And perhaps even
extra credit as well.
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New York.
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Between you and me,
Miss Godard's isn't exactly...
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a healthy environment
for an energetic...
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and...
curious young spirit.
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We wouldn't want the hall monitors
to catch you with lint on your jacket.
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Girls have been shot for less.
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I'm so fat, I could die.
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Look who's here.
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- Why, Odious.
- Hi, guys.
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Oh, my God. She's actually
talking to us today.
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- [LAUGHING]
- What happened with Dewey?
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- Did he feel you up?
- He invited me to a lecture in New York.
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- You didn't say you'd
go with him, did you?
- He wants your bod.
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Ladies, it's time to put on
our thinking caps.
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Somehow, we've got
to get rid of him.
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But then we'd lose
Mrs. Dewey, whom we adore.
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Yeah. But if she knew he was
a pervert, she'd divorce him.
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Right. She's got
to see some proof.
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Like when my mom found those
pictures in my dad's desk.
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Well, uh, I thought that maybe
if I went to New York I could
sneak away and see Dennis.
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You don't need Dewey
to go to New York.
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All you have to do is ask us.
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[SNORING]
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[LAUGHING]
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It's easy to get a weekend pass.
All you need is a letter from your mother.
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Dear Miss McVane: Tinka will
be joining me in New York City
the weekend of the 20th.
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- Blah, blah, blah.
- So, what I need is a pass
that lets me get out alone.
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That's what it is. Tinka takes
the train into New York and
stays at my mom's apartment.
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She's in Europe for the year
and Tinka's mom is in Boca Raton.
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- Wait a minute. So this is...
- I do all the mothers' letters.
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Tweety wins
our prize every year.
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- Miss Godard's girls are very talented.
- Let me see that.
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Guys, wait!
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How do you mail it
so it has the right postmark?
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You mail it to one of your friends
back home, and they mail it for you.
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Miss Godard's girls
are very organized.
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[CHATTERING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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Guys, I think I'm in love.
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- GIRL: Do you have
something I could...
- Schoolmaids!
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Hi, I'm Snake. This is Skunk,
Groundhog, Possum and Beagle.
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- We're the... [SNAPS FINGERS]
- (IN UNISON) Flat Critters.
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- What is this?
- We're a photography club.
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We take pictures of animals
who have been run over.
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Show 'em, Skunk.
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- Eew.
- Eew.
- Eew.
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- Eew!
- I love this woman!
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She's everything anyone could need.
Poise and personality.
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- Straight teeth, rich parents.
- Go away and leave us alone.
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Her name is Tinka Parker.
[PURRS]
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Tinka.
Her name is Tinka.
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Now you are my dream. And you can take
away my money, my food.
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You can take away my home.
You can take away my car!
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But if you take away my dream
I'm nothing but a... [SNAPS FINGERS]
222
00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:22,583
(IN UNISON) Flat Critter!
223
00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:25,963
[WOMAN SHRIEKS] What are you doing?
Bring that back!
224
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,423
[MAN SHOUTING] Come back
with that hat, you little punk!
225
00:16:36,143 --> 00:16:38,683
So, explain to me one thing.
226
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:41,143
- [GIRLS CHATTERING]
- Why can't I have you?
227
00:16:41,223 --> 00:16:43,933
Because you are
lower than dirt.
228
00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:48,443
You're subterranean.
You're a townie, for Christ sakes.
229
00:16:48,523 --> 00:16:51,863
I don't know you!
We haven't been introduced.
230
00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:55,073
Is that how people fall in love
in your world? They're "introduced"?
231
00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:58,283
- Come on!
- How sad.
232
00:16:58,323 --> 00:17:00,493
How tragic! People like that are...
[SNAPS FINGERS]
233
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,003
- (IN UNISON) Flat Critters!
- Eek!
234
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,293
- Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo!
- [GIRLS SCREAMING]
235
00:17:06,623 --> 00:17:09,043
MAN: Now, hold on,
you young studs!
236
00:17:11,343 --> 00:17:15,933
Hey, Tinka!
Tinka!
237
00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:17,933
- [BELL TOLLING]
- So, do you really dig that guy?
238
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:22,183
I have some dignity, you know.
239
00:17:22,263 --> 00:17:26,693
Odie, you're supposed to wear
the blazer on all trips into the ville.
240
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:29,483
- Didn't you know that?
- Yes, I did.
241
00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:31,523
But, actually, I have a complaint
about the school jacket.
242
00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:35,153
I find it a little too restraining.
Cuts off flow of blood to my breasts.
243
00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:37,823
- [LAUGHING]
- Five demerits.
244
00:17:37,913 --> 00:17:41,993
You will stay in study hall
till bedtime every night for a week.
245
00:17:43,243 --> 00:17:46,373
- By God!
- What?
246
00:17:46,463 --> 00:17:50,633
What is that on your nose? You know, at
first, I thought it was just freckles.
247
00:17:50,673 --> 00:17:54,343
But now that I'm up close,
I see. It is dried poo-poo.
248
00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:58,473
- [LAUGHING]
- Now, does Miss McVane simply
pull down her underwear...
249
00:17:58,553 --> 00:18:00,843
- and bend over?
- [LAUGHING]
- Six demerits.
250
00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:05,723
- Eight demerits.
- Nine!
- Ten! [BARKS]
251
00:18:05,813 --> 00:18:08,693
- Arf! Arf!
- [LAUGHING]
252
00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:13,193
- That was breathtaking.
- Thank you.
253
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:15,903
You really have
a fantastic way with words.
254
00:18:15,993 --> 00:18:18,533
You should be a speechwriter
or a demagogue or something.
255
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:22,073
You think? I mean, I've always
been kind of interested in politics.
256
00:18:22,123 --> 00:18:24,033
Excellent.
257
00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:27,333
Odious, we'd like to invite you
to join the D.A.R.
258
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:31,423
- Oh, I'm not a Republican.
- Oh, I should hope not.
259
00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:34,553
We'd like
to show you something.
260
00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:43,303
Always make sure nobody's looking,
because nobody knows about this door.
261
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,063
- There's a door back here?
- Yeah. Last year,
I went behind this tree...
262
00:18:46,143 --> 00:18:48,893
to hide from the monitors
and I saw it.
263
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:52,273
This is the attic.
264
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:55,363
We're right under the roof here. It runs
all the way along the school, you know.
265
00:18:55,443 --> 00:18:58,903
From the dorms, to administration,
under the theater.
266
00:18:58,993 --> 00:19:01,363
- Just about anywhere.
- And the kitchen, don't forget!
267
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:03,993
Wow... That's all
she cares about.
268
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:07,083
- Anyhow, we got the place to ourselves.
- Mostly.
269
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:10,213
The only people who come up here are
the maintenance men once in a while.
270
00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:13,083
They store old furniture and
stuff... and then we steal it.
271
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:16,753
So far, nobody's
discovered our secret room.
272
00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:20,093
This is where
the D.A.R. Meets.
273
00:19:20,173 --> 00:19:24,763
Mmm! We can get any
canned food we want to up here.
274
00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:27,433
They store boxes
of it over the kitchen.
275
00:19:27,473 --> 00:19:29,483
What exactly
is the D.A.R.?
276
00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:34,443
It stands for Daughters
of the American Ravioli.
277
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:38,483
- Cold ravioli.
- I think it's better cold.
278
00:19:38,573 --> 00:19:43,493
In the D.A.R., we share our most
secret dreams of what we want to be.
279
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,333
Most of the girls
here at Miss Godard's,
280
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:49,453
they've got all the opportunities
to become something...
281
00:19:49,503 --> 00:19:53,333
a good upbringing, a good
education, they're loaded.
282
00:19:53,423 --> 00:19:58,553
But, in ten years, they'll be married
with three kids and two cars,
283
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:01,973
a colonial, a collie...
they're finished.
284
00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:04,803
That's why it's called
a finishing school.
285
00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:09,433
But we, the D.A.R., have
other plans for ourselves.
286
00:20:09,523 --> 00:20:13,983
I'm going to become a pioneer biologist
and find a cure for something.
287
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:16,103
I'm going to start
my own magazine.
288
00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:19,783
Like Vogue.
I'm going to call it Moi.
289
00:20:19,863 --> 00:20:24,953
- I'm going to be a psychiatrist.
- I'm going to be on the cover
of Moi magazine...
290
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:27,833
as a famous
actress-folksinger-slut.
291
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:31,333
And Momo will be my doctor
and Tweety will be my shrink.
292
00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:35,543
We all pledge to help each other
achieve our ambitions,
293
00:20:35,623 --> 00:20:40,713
no matter how big or small,
for our whole life to come.
294
00:20:40,803 --> 00:20:44,383
So now, Odette Sinclair,
295
00:20:44,473 --> 00:20:47,683
what is your
most cherished dream?
296
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:51,973
I would like
to be an ex-virgin.
297
00:20:52,023 --> 00:20:56,773
Your great ambition in life is to lay
with your legs in the air like a bug?
298
00:20:56,853 --> 00:20:59,523
- [LAUGHING]
- I went home for Christmas
and I got a diaphragm.
299
00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:02,573
Before I could use it,
my mother found it and sent me here.
300
00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:05,243
So now, all I want to do is what
I was about to before I got caught.
301
00:21:07,283 --> 00:21:12,043
All right. If you join
the D.A.R., we'll organize...
302
00:21:12,123 --> 00:21:16,423
a secret "randy-vous" for you
and Dennis to meet at my mom's
apartment in New York.
303
00:21:16,503 --> 00:21:20,043
- But how do I join?
- First, you must undergo
a little test...
304
00:21:20,093 --> 00:21:22,883
to prove your sincerity.
305
00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:25,553
Which brings us to another
item on our agenda.
306
00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:28,933
Yes.
Mr. Dewey has got to go.
307
00:21:29,013 --> 00:21:31,723
And you can help. You're
the only one who has French...
308
00:21:31,813 --> 00:21:34,813
in the same room
right after Mr. Dewey's class.
309
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,393
[BELL RINGING]
310
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:48,613
Okay.
311
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:03,303
Sinclair, your mother called, but nobody
could find you. Where have you been?
312
00:22:03,343 --> 00:22:05,883
None of your floppin' buggies.
313
00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:15,643
- [BELL CHIMES]
- Time's up, ladies. Please pass
your papers to the right.
314
00:22:22,813 --> 00:22:27,993
- Package from home?
- Yeah. My mom sent me a quilt.
315
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:41,213
Verena, why are you so late?
316
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,213
You've missed an entire period.
317
00:22:43,293 --> 00:22:47,673
- You mean, I'm pregnant?
- [CLASSMATES LAUGHING]
318
00:22:47,713 --> 00:22:50,933
- [LAUGHING CONTINUES]
- [BELL RINGS]
319
00:22:59,143 --> 00:23:03,363
- Where's my briefcase?
- Um, maybe you left it
in the faculty lounge.
320
00:23:03,443 --> 00:23:05,903
That's impossible.
321
00:23:05,983 --> 00:23:09,443
By the way, sir, I'm sorry but I can't
go to New York with you this weekend.
322
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:13,533
Hmm?
Well, perhaps another time.
323
00:23:25,383 --> 00:23:27,963
Good morning,
Mademoiselle Odette.
324
00:23:28,013 --> 00:23:31,093
- Comment allez-vous?
- Tres bien, merci.
325
00:23:32,683 --> 00:23:35,103
Whose is this?
326
00:23:35,183 --> 00:23:37,643
Oh, let's see.
327
00:23:46,113 --> 00:23:49,323
[GASPS, SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
328
00:23:49,403 --> 00:23:52,403
- Can you really order this stuff?
- Miss McVane!
329
00:23:52,493 --> 00:23:56,123
Oh, look!
This one has three speeds.
330
00:23:57,953 --> 00:24:00,503
Call Frank Dewey in here.
331
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:04,583
So, where'd you find
all that stuff, Verena?
332
00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:07,043
I stole it
from my dad's collection.
333
00:24:07,093 --> 00:24:10,013
I found his secret
hiding place last year.
334
00:24:10,053 --> 00:24:13,933
- He likes anything with whips and stuff.
- Eew!
335
00:24:14,013 --> 00:24:17,053
Guys, cool it.
The warden.
336
00:24:23,103 --> 00:24:25,063
Sinclair and Von Stefan,
337
00:24:25,103 --> 00:24:29,073
you will come with me
to Miss McVane's office, right now.
338
00:24:29,113 --> 00:24:32,943
Verena, I wonder if you realize
how hard it is...
339
00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:35,993
to attract male teachers
to Miss Godard's.
340
00:24:36,073 --> 00:24:38,413
They consider girls' schools
the bottom of the barrel.
341
00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:40,953
We certainly don't pay them enough
to alter their opinion.
342
00:24:40,993 --> 00:24:44,253
So, we are fortunate indeed...
343
00:24:44,293 --> 00:24:47,133
to have Mr. Dewey
on the faculty.
344
00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:52,263
Yes. He's a very good lecher.
I mean, teacher.
345
00:24:52,343 --> 00:24:56,803
There's some sort of conspiracy
afoot to discredit Mr. Dewey.
346
00:24:56,893 --> 00:25:00,603
He is upset. I have no proof,
but my instinct tells me...
347
00:25:00,683 --> 00:25:02,723
that you are behind
this little gambit.
348
00:25:02,813 --> 00:25:05,603
- What gambit?
- Think of it as a tribute
to your talents...
349
00:25:05,643 --> 00:25:07,603
that I suspect you.
350
00:25:07,693 --> 00:25:12,733
Oh, you're very smart, Von Stefan,
but mainly in the derriere.
351
00:25:12,823 --> 00:25:17,033
Now, at Miss Godard's we try to educate
the mind and not the buttocks.
352
00:25:17,113 --> 00:25:20,453
So, unless your smarts begin migrating
from your heinie to your head,
353
00:25:20,493 --> 00:25:23,663
the next time you find yourself
in this office will be
the occasion of your dismissal.
354
00:25:23,753 --> 00:25:26,043
This is so unfair.
I don't even know what...
355
00:25:26,123 --> 00:25:28,383
I have asked Abby to keep
an eye on you and to report...
356
00:25:28,463 --> 00:25:31,293
anything she construes
as misconduct.
357
00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:36,883
- Yes, Miss McVane.
- Abby, you may return to study hall.
358
00:25:43,683 --> 00:25:48,813
Verena, when young people of one sex
are cooped up for too long in a place,
359
00:25:48,903 --> 00:25:54,363
there is an unhealthy disposition
to plotting and cruel mischief.
360
00:25:54,443 --> 00:25:56,743
I really think you'd benefit
from a weekend away from here,
361
00:25:56,823 --> 00:26:02,123
yet I see that you've chosen
to remain on campus since
the beginning of the year.
362
00:26:02,203 --> 00:26:05,163
I know your mother is still in Paris,
but you have friends...
363
00:26:05,253 --> 00:26:08,253
who would invite you
to their houses.
364
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:11,333
I love it here.
It's my home.
365
00:26:11,423 --> 00:26:13,553
No, dear, it's not.
366
00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:19,383
I'm sorry about
your parents' separation.
Must have been a rough summer.
367
00:26:19,473 --> 00:26:24,263
- Do you want to talk about it?
- No.
368
00:26:24,353 --> 00:26:27,983
I mean... [SIGHS]
It's an unfair world.
369
00:26:28,023 --> 00:26:31,863
[PLOP]
370
00:26:31,943 --> 00:26:34,773
You may be right.
371
00:26:34,863 --> 00:26:37,743
[SIGHS] On your way out,
please tell Odette to come in here.
372
00:26:44,493 --> 00:26:46,703
Odette, sit down.
[SIGHS]
373
00:26:46,753 --> 00:26:52,083
Odette, I received a letter from your
mother requesting a weekend pass.
374
00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:57,763
- Yes. This weekend.
- However, your mother happened
to call this morning...
375
00:26:57,843 --> 00:27:01,383
about a tuition payment and,
when I mentioned the letter,
376
00:27:01,473 --> 00:27:04,473
she knew nothing about it.
377
00:27:04,553 --> 00:27:06,563
[PLOPPING CONTINUES]
378
00:27:06,643 --> 00:27:09,943
Not a half-bad forgery.
379
00:27:10,023 --> 00:27:12,733
I am referring this
to the committee.
380
00:27:14,153 --> 00:27:17,283
Odette Sinclair,
the committee has decided...
381
00:27:17,363 --> 00:27:21,573
not to recommend expulsion
and give you a second chance.
382
00:27:21,663 --> 00:27:26,493
However, you are grounded
for the remainder of the school year.
383
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:29,333
- I would like to rebut.
- You're not allowed a rebuttal.
384
00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:31,873
It's a filibuster.
I have the floor.
385
00:27:31,923 --> 00:27:35,253
- ABBY: We don't allow that, either.
- What is this, a junta?
386
00:27:35,383 --> 00:27:39,463
♪ [R & B BALLAD]
387
00:27:39,553 --> 00:27:44,393
♪ I, I who have nothing
388
00:27:45,853 --> 00:27:48,683
- I'm grounded.
- I never leave.
389
00:27:48,773 --> 00:27:51,943
You promised to help and
instead you made things worse.
390
00:27:52,023 --> 00:27:55,443
[SCOFFS] Hey. We didn't
get rid of Dewey either.
391
00:27:55,523 --> 00:27:58,283
You can't collapse because
of some minor disappointment.
392
00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:01,743
You get tougher. In the D.A.R.,
we have a saying:
393
00:28:01,783 --> 00:28:04,913
"No more little white gloves."
394
00:28:04,993 --> 00:28:09,453
- ♪ I love you
- Come on. Let's go out for a smoke.
395
00:28:09,493 --> 00:28:13,873
We'll just have to organize
some way for Dennis to meet
you here instead of New York.
396
00:28:13,963 --> 00:28:17,213
Somewhere private where
you can do the dirty deed.
397
00:28:17,293 --> 00:28:20,213
- Is that possible?
- I'll think of something.
398
00:28:20,303 --> 00:28:25,263
I promise. But it's a waste
of my mental skills.
399
00:28:25,343 --> 00:28:27,393
I'd rather be planning
your political career.
400
00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:30,973
- [SCOFFS]
- You shouldn't be thinking about sex.
401
00:28:31,063 --> 00:28:36,153
- It's so trite.
- Come on. I'm supposed to be
thinking about it at my age.
402
00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:41,283
- Don't you ever?
- Why do you think my brain
is so swift and uncluttered?
403
00:28:41,363 --> 00:28:45,783
- Come on. There must
be someone you like.
- [GIGGLES]
404
00:28:45,863 --> 00:28:51,203
[SIGHS]
Alas, I lust for no one.
405
00:28:51,293 --> 00:28:53,503
- Not even you.
- [BOTH GIGGLING]
406
00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:58,343
- [BELL RINGING]
- Tinka! Tinka!
407
00:28:58,423 --> 00:29:00,963
- [MOTOR WHIRRING]
- [BONGOS]
408
00:29:03,093 --> 00:29:06,893
Tinka, the wind
calls your name.
409
00:29:06,973 --> 00:29:10,933
And the pond, and the trees,
410
00:29:11,013 --> 00:29:14,353
and the...
pachysandra...
411
00:29:14,433 --> 00:29:18,273
- [BONGOS CONTINUE]
- And the stars, and the moon...
412
00:29:18,363 --> 00:29:22,533
- You! Pests! Go home!
- And the vines...
They all call your name.
413
00:29:22,613 --> 00:29:24,533
- Who's that?
- Tinka!
- It ain't Gidget.
414
00:29:24,573 --> 00:29:28,373
- I'll call the guards!
- You do that!
415
00:29:29,573 --> 00:29:31,873
Snake?
Get out of here!
416
00:29:31,913 --> 00:29:36,163
Tinka, come away with me, girl.
Tonight's the night
we're gonna get introduced.
417
00:29:36,253 --> 00:29:38,383
- No!
- We gotta go!
- [WHIRRING]
418
00:29:38,423 --> 00:29:43,463
- Tinka! Tinka!
- [GUARDS SHOUTING]
I know what you look like!
419
00:29:43,553 --> 00:29:47,343
Momo, are there
any Triscuits left?
420
00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:52,353
- No, Tweety.
- Oh, I'm so hungry.
My stomach is raging.
421
00:29:52,433 --> 00:29:55,393
- 'Cause you ralphed supper.
- [SIGHS]
422
00:29:56,643 --> 00:29:59,483
I'm gonna get some ravioli.
423
00:29:59,563 --> 00:30:02,983
Tweety...
Don't get caught!
424
00:30:10,283 --> 00:30:11,243
[GASPS]
425
00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:17,043
[GROANS]
426
00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:21,583
- MAN: What was that?
- MAN #2: Someone...
427
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,343
[KEYS JANGLING]
428
00:30:27,423 --> 00:30:29,433
- [LOCK CLICKS]
- Oh, my God.
429
00:30:29,513 --> 00:30:31,513
Who's there?
430
00:30:31,593 --> 00:30:34,063
- MISS MCVANE: I don't believe it.
- MAN: What happened?
431
00:30:34,143 --> 00:30:37,143
[SIGHS] The ceiling
has caved in from the leak.
432
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:40,563
- MAN: This... This proves our point.
- It does not!
433
00:30:43,733 --> 00:30:47,743
I think we're all making
a terrible mistake...
434
00:30:47,783 --> 00:30:50,113
not to consult
the alumni and parents.
435
00:30:50,163 --> 00:30:54,913
MAN: We make a special
appeal every year, and we only
get enough for Band-Aids.
436
00:30:56,333 --> 00:31:00,293
Eve Godard founded this school
because she believed...
437
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:03,463
that girls had a better
chance to grow strong...
438
00:31:03,543 --> 00:31:06,763
away from the irresistible
domination of men.
439
00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:12,393
She used to say, "We build them up
so you can't tear them down."
440
00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:14,603
They come first here.
441
00:31:14,643 --> 00:31:19,233
If we merge with the boys' academy,
the girls will come second.
442
00:31:19,313 --> 00:31:24,653
They shouldn't have to learn such
a bitter lesson at this crucial age.
443
00:31:26,273 --> 00:31:29,243
St. Ambrose is one
of the oldest and finest...
444
00:31:29,323 --> 00:31:31,203
boys' prep schools in the East.
445
00:31:31,283 --> 00:31:34,413
I have bailed this school out
year after year.
446
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:38,083
But if the board rejects
this brilliant proposal,
447
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:41,213
- I will cancel my support.
- MAN: Page.
448
00:31:41,293 --> 00:31:44,043
Now, may we put
this son of a bitch to a vote?
449
00:31:44,133 --> 00:31:47,303
All those in favor
of coeducation.
450
00:31:53,343 --> 00:31:55,763
Hurry up!
451
00:31:55,853 --> 00:31:58,523
Guys, listen to what
Tweety just found out.
452
00:31:58,563 --> 00:32:02,483
[TWEETY WHISPERING] Miss Godard's
is going coed with St. Ambrose.
453
00:32:02,563 --> 00:32:05,943
- St. Ambrose Academy?
- Shh! We're not supposed to know!
454
00:32:06,023 --> 00:32:09,613
- Next year!
- Why? It's a disaster!
455
00:32:09,693 --> 00:32:11,533
St. Ambrose boys
are so cute!
456
00:32:11,573 --> 00:32:14,413
- Why can't we just...
- This is the best thing
to happen since Midol.
457
00:32:14,493 --> 00:32:18,083
- Boys at Miss Godard's.
- Oh, yeah. You would just go out
and greet them with open legs.
458
00:32:18,163 --> 00:32:20,253
- Hey, guys. Now they're gonna
have to call it Miss Gonads.
- [ALL LAUGHING]
459
00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:23,213
Goldberg, Haines.
Back to your room.
460
00:32:27,593 --> 00:32:31,303
Not another blessed peep
out of the rest of you!
461
00:32:34,593 --> 00:32:40,063
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- The D.A.R. Meets tomorrow night
after classes.
462
00:32:40,223 --> 00:32:42,433
- [GIRLS ARGUING]
- It's not going to be okay!
463
00:32:42,523 --> 00:32:45,023
I'm not going
to get into M.I.T. Now!
464
00:32:45,103 --> 00:32:50,073
If I apply with a lot of boys
from the same school, you know
they'll accept the boys first!
465
00:32:50,153 --> 00:32:52,283
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is!
466
00:32:52,363 --> 00:32:54,283
ODIE: all I ever hear
is girls complaining...
467
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:57,243
- how lonely and bored they are, right?
- Oh, yes.
468
00:32:57,283 --> 00:33:00,033
MOMO: Tinka, maybe. Not me!
I can stand a little loneliness!
469
00:33:00,123 --> 00:33:02,833
This is a school!
We're all trying to get smarter!
470
00:33:02,913 --> 00:33:06,753
If St. Ambrose merges with us,
instead we'll all be killing
ourselves to be cute.
471
00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:11,303
Right! Just imagine. We'll have to
wash our hair every night.
472
00:33:11,383 --> 00:33:14,593
We'll have to sleep on rollers
till our scalp bleeds.
473
00:33:14,633 --> 00:33:17,683
Then we'll have to get up at 6:00
every morning for the comb-out.
474
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:20,013
Your lungs will
be lined with hair spray.
475
00:33:20,103 --> 00:33:22,643
Then, you need all this
equipment to push up the tits...
476
00:33:22,723 --> 00:33:25,233
and blitz the zits
and spray the pits.
477
00:33:25,313 --> 00:33:27,813
- MOMO: She's right.
- Then-Then you stagger into class...
478
00:33:27,853 --> 00:33:30,403
- [GROANS]
- And you look perfect
but you're exhausted.
479
00:33:30,483 --> 00:33:32,613
You're too tired to even think!
But that's okay...
480
00:33:32,693 --> 00:33:34,743
because the teachers,
they won't call on you anyway!
481
00:33:34,823 --> 00:33:38,283
Also, you don't want to be smarter
than the boys. They don't like that.
482
00:33:38,363 --> 00:33:41,833
So to wake up, you drink some coffee
at lunch but don't eat the food.
483
00:33:41,913 --> 00:33:46,793
- You'll be on a permanent diet!
- I'm not gonna change the way
I am 'cause boys are around.
484
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,003
Oh, come off it, Tweety.
I've seen you at school dances.
485
00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:51,793
It's like The Three Faces of Eve.
You turn into this simpering, fawning...
486
00:33:51,843 --> 00:33:54,303
- Verena. Verena!
- Wretch, and the whole next week,
we have to put up with your...
487
00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:56,303
- suicide attempts because
your date didn't like you!
- Verena, stop.
488
00:33:56,343 --> 00:33:59,143
- Shut up!
- [GROANS]
- Verena!
489
00:33:59,183 --> 00:34:01,683
- Now, you've done it.
- Don't listen to her, Tweety.
490
00:34:01,763 --> 00:34:04,813
ODIE: That was really
uncalled-for, Vagina.
491
00:34:06,773 --> 00:34:10,653
Look, Von Stefan. I know you like
this place the way it is, but wake up!
492
00:34:10,733 --> 00:34:14,193
- It's not real life. Real life
is boy-girl, boy-girl.
- No!
493
00:34:14,283 --> 00:34:17,203
- Real life is boy on top of girl!
- Would you two stop it?
494
00:34:17,283 --> 00:34:19,663
- You should know that.
- Oh...
495
00:34:19,703 --> 00:34:22,533
Look. It looks like this is going to
happen whether we like it or not,
496
00:34:22,623 --> 00:34:25,663
- so we're just going to have to adjust.
- Yes, we're gonna have to adjust.
497
00:34:25,753 --> 00:34:28,123
Where would we be now if
President Kennedy had said,
498
00:34:28,163 --> 00:34:31,213
"Oh, well, we'll just have
to adjust to living in the shadow...
499
00:34:31,293 --> 00:34:33,843
- of nuclear warheads on Cuba"?
- There ya go!
500
00:34:33,923 --> 00:34:35,883
They're just boys, Verena,
not communists.
501
00:34:35,963 --> 00:34:39,183
Ha! I'm not gonna live in
the shadow of the hairy bird!
502
00:34:39,223 --> 00:34:41,513
Well, that's your prob.
You're afraid of boys!
503
00:34:41,553 --> 00:34:43,303
- Order. Order!
- Oh, you'd be afraid
of boys too, except...
504
00:34:43,353 --> 00:34:45,813
- Order!
- You've got nothing
left to lose, Miss Tinka!
505
00:34:45,893 --> 00:34:48,353
- Prude!
- Tramp!
- Truce! Quiet!
506
00:34:48,393 --> 00:34:52,273
- Come on! Have some ravioli.
- Oh...
507
00:34:56,483 --> 00:34:58,613
[SIGHS] Here's what I propose.
508
00:34:58,703 --> 00:35:02,413
The St. Ambrose Choir is coming down
for a dance and concert in May.
509
00:35:02,493 --> 00:35:05,873
Obviously, this is a trial
to see if we all get along.
510
00:35:05,913 --> 00:35:09,373
So, we must make
the boys look so awful...
511
00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:11,963
the trustees will have to cancel
the merge of our two schools.
512
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:14,543
What do you mean, "we"?
Count me out.
513
00:35:14,633 --> 00:35:17,383
- You're in the D.A.R. You have to help.
- Well, then, I quit.
514
00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:19,423
Me too.
515
00:35:22,433 --> 00:35:25,393
What about you, Odie?
516
00:35:25,433 --> 00:35:27,643
Maybe it wouldn't be that bad,
having boys here.
517
00:35:27,723 --> 00:35:30,733
I mean, it doesn't have to be about sex,
right? They can just be our friends.
518
00:35:30,813 --> 00:35:34,563
- Just like we're friends.
- Friends? Look at us!
519
00:35:34,613 --> 00:35:36,733
Just mention boys,
and everybody's a traitor.
520
00:35:36,773 --> 00:35:40,363
So, are you going to stay and help them
with their nasty little plan?
521
00:35:40,453 --> 00:35:43,783
Come on, Verena.
Don't do it.
522
00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:53,043
It's pathetic. You all want to sell out
the school because you're horny!
523
00:35:55,963 --> 00:35:58,593
[SIGHS]
524
00:36:00,303 --> 00:36:05,513
- Well, the D.A.R. Is dead.
- [SIGHS]
525
00:36:05,603 --> 00:36:10,063
[SIGHS] Long live
The Hairy Bird Committee.
526
00:36:10,143 --> 00:36:15,613
- Hear, hear!
- Okay. Let's get some ideas
for the St. Ambrose dance.
527
00:36:15,693 --> 00:36:18,073
How can we put them
in a bad light?
528
00:36:18,113 --> 00:36:22,823
What sort of boys would your parents
never allow you to consort with?
529
00:36:22,903 --> 00:36:26,123
Okay. Okay, well...
530
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:30,243
- If they were drunks.
- Mmm.
531
00:36:30,293 --> 00:36:33,123
- Or sex fiends.
- Good.
532
00:36:41,673 --> 00:36:44,223
Good night, Verena.
533
00:36:49,893 --> 00:36:52,733
So what do you want this time?
534
00:36:52,813 --> 00:36:57,733
- [SIGHS] I need 20 pounds of sugar.
- No problem.
535
00:36:57,813 --> 00:37:00,193
And about two dozen
liquor bottles.
536
00:37:00,273 --> 00:37:03,533
No. I don't want
trouble.
537
00:37:03,613 --> 00:37:07,413
- I'm talking about empty bottles.
- Ah. Okay.
538
00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:10,203
Fifty dollars.
539
00:37:10,283 --> 00:37:14,963
Tomas! Do I look
like I'm made of money?
540
00:37:15,003 --> 00:37:18,543
[LAUGHS]
541
00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:21,003
[LIQUID BUBBLING]
542
00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:27,893
- It's ready.
- Ahh. Good timing. I need a drink.
543
00:37:27,933 --> 00:37:29,973
[BOTH LAUGHING]
544
00:37:31,223 --> 00:37:33,983
Down the hatch!
545
00:37:34,063 --> 00:37:36,523
[COUGHING]
546
00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:40,573
Ohh! Whoo!
[GIGGLES]
547
00:37:40,613 --> 00:37:43,693
It's at least a thousand proof.
548
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:49,163
Now, try it
with some apple juice.
549
00:37:49,243 --> 00:37:52,243
[SIGHS]
550
00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:56,373
[COUGHS, PANTS]
551
00:37:56,413 --> 00:37:58,883
Momo, you're a genius!
552
00:37:58,963 --> 00:38:01,753
[GIRLS SHOUTING]
553
00:38:07,883 --> 00:38:10,853
Keep going, men. Play defense.
Get ready for the bully.
554
00:38:13,433 --> 00:38:17,103
This shouldn't be a secret.
You should tell all the others
about the school going coed.
555
00:38:17,183 --> 00:38:20,403
- Throw the whole question into debate.
- You tell a single soul,
556
00:38:20,483 --> 00:38:23,363
and I'll tell Abby Sawyer
about your plans for Dennis.
557
00:38:23,443 --> 00:38:27,823
I know what you're afraid of.
You're afraid they actually
might like the idea, right?
558
00:38:27,903 --> 00:38:31,163
And everything has to be your way,
no matter what anybody else wants.
559
00:38:31,243 --> 00:38:34,793
- You're a totalitarian.
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
560
00:38:34,873 --> 00:38:38,543
Come on, Verena, the school going coed
is not the end of the world.
561
00:38:38,623 --> 00:38:43,133
You don't understand! You don't belong
here! You don't deserve it!
562
00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:48,093
[KNOCKING]
563
00:38:50,383 --> 00:38:53,973
- Abby, your parents are downstairs.
- Oh, okay. Thanks.
564
00:38:54,063 --> 00:38:56,063
Have a nice weekend, Ab.
565
00:38:56,143 --> 00:38:58,233
Bye.
566
00:39:06,783 --> 00:39:08,993
[SHRIEKS]
567
00:39:12,913 --> 00:39:15,993
What happened
to Abby Sawyer's hair?
568
00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:19,713
Someone put peroxide
in her setting lotion.
569
00:39:19,793 --> 00:39:23,003
[SOBBING]
570
00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:27,173
They all hate me.
571
00:39:27,263 --> 00:39:29,223
- Nobody could hate you, sugar.
- Page.
572
00:39:29,303 --> 00:39:32,433
- We'll be up in a second.
- Sometimes...
573
00:39:32,513 --> 00:39:35,973
I just want to tear off all my stars
and be just like everybody else.
574
00:39:37,103 --> 00:39:39,983
Abby Sawyer,
when you are at the top,
575
00:39:40,023 --> 00:39:43,603
there are always jealous people
who try to shoot you down.
576
00:39:43,693 --> 00:39:46,323
Well, you just pick up
your chin and you say, "pooh"!
577
00:39:46,363 --> 00:39:50,493
Now, when we get home tonight,
we'll put a nice rinse on that hair.
578
00:39:50,573 --> 00:39:53,993
- Tonight? I thought I was
going with you now.
- Come on, Harvey.
579
00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:58,663
- We have a meeting of the
Board of Trustees, lovey.
- But I'm all packed.
580
00:39:58,703 --> 00:40:03,333
Abby, in a couple of weeks
you will understand what
all the mystery is about.
581
00:40:05,253 --> 00:40:07,553
- I can't even remember
what they look like.
- [CHUCKLES]
582
00:40:08,633 --> 00:40:10,633
Anyway, I think
it's important...
583
00:40:18,853 --> 00:40:21,683
I'm here to see my daughter.
Tinka Parker.
584
00:40:21,773 --> 00:40:26,193
Uh, dear, will you tell
Tinka her father's here?
585
00:40:26,273 --> 00:40:28,523
Tinka's dad's dead.
586
00:40:28,573 --> 00:40:32,193
Excuse me. I think I left
my yacht running. Hee-hee...
587
00:40:32,283 --> 00:40:35,533
- [CACKLING]
- Get the guard!
588
00:40:35,613 --> 00:40:37,583
G'day!
589
00:40:37,623 --> 00:40:41,203
The plan needs
a final flourish.
590
00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:44,293
A dagger in the heart
of St. Ambrose.
591
00:40:44,373 --> 00:40:48,883
Do you suppose any of the boys in the
choir is related to one of the trustees?
592
00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:53,883
Let's check the yearbook.
I think there's a list of trustees.
593
00:40:53,923 --> 00:40:56,053
- [BOYS CHATTERING]
- Uh, hello.
594
00:40:56,093 --> 00:40:59,813
VERENA: Hello. Is this
Mr. Frost to whom I'm speaking?
595
00:40:59,893 --> 00:41:02,893
- Yeah.
- This is Mrs. Mortimer Frost
calling from England.
596
00:41:02,983 --> 00:41:06,233
My husband has just passed away
and left an inheritance.
597
00:41:06,313 --> 00:41:09,573
I'm trying to locate his heirs.
Are you, by any chance,
598
00:41:09,613 --> 00:41:13,493
- Bradley Stoner Frost, Jr.?
- No. He's my grandfather.
599
00:41:13,573 --> 00:41:18,743
Ahh. And your grandfather is a member
of the St. Ambrose Board of Trustees?
600
00:41:18,783 --> 00:41:22,083
- Yes.
- Well, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
601
00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:28,583
Yup. He's in the choir.
602
00:41:30,043 --> 00:41:31,053
He's mine.
603
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:36,093
- ♪ Let me in, wee-ooh
- ♪ Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
604
00:41:36,133 --> 00:41:38,973
♪ Ooh, wee-ooh
605
00:41:40,513 --> 00:41:42,723
♪ Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
606
00:41:42,773 --> 00:41:46,733
♪ Ooh, wee-ooh
Wee-ooh
607
00:41:46,813 --> 00:41:50,613
♪ I can see the dance band
The silhouettes on the shade
608
00:41:50,653 --> 00:41:54,403
♪ I hear the music
All the lovers on parade
609
00:41:54,493 --> 00:41:58,783
♪ Open up
I want to come in again
610
00:41:58,823 --> 00:42:01,373
♪ I thought you were my friend
611
00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:09,133
♪ Pitter-patter
of those feet
612
00:42:09,173 --> 00:42:16,383
♪ Movin'and a-groovin'
with that beat
613
00:42:16,473 --> 00:42:23,973
♪ Jumpin'and stompin'
on the floor
614
00:42:24,013 --> 00:42:27,983
- ♪ Let me in, open up
- ♪ Let me in, open up
615
00:42:28,063 --> 00:42:31,523
♪ I want you
to open up that door
616
00:42:31,563 --> 00:42:34,823
♪ I hear music Let me in
617
00:42:34,903 --> 00:42:37,193
The master race has arrived.
618
00:42:39,163 --> 00:42:43,033
- Headmaster...
- Headmaster Armstrong. Yes.
619
00:42:43,123 --> 00:42:45,293
And this is Mr. Bert Chubb,
one of our housemasters,
620
00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:48,083
and Graham John,
our choirmaster.
621
00:42:48,163 --> 00:42:52,333
Uh, how do you do
and welcome to Miss Godard's.
622
00:42:56,213 --> 00:42:58,303
We've got about 80 dollars
in the kitty.
623
00:42:58,383 --> 00:43:01,183
It goes to whoever's date
has the largest set of nay-nays.
624
00:43:01,263 --> 00:43:05,263
You must furnish proof.
Our roving photographer will find you.
625
00:43:05,353 --> 00:43:07,893
- Let's go.
- Masterly.
626
00:43:07,983 --> 00:43:10,943
[WHISPERING, CHATTER]
627
00:43:14,363 --> 00:43:17,533
- And then there's the brown one.
- She's the biggest one...
628
00:43:22,113 --> 00:43:26,623
Girls, you have about 20 minutes
to show your dates around campus.
629
00:43:26,703 --> 00:43:31,173
Then, when you hear the bell,
please escort them to the dining
room for an early dinner.
630
00:43:31,253 --> 00:43:33,633
There will be
a tea dance at 6:00.
631
00:43:33,713 --> 00:43:36,253
And then the concert
tonight at 8:00.
632
00:43:36,343 --> 00:43:38,843
Come forward when
we call your names.
633
00:43:40,723 --> 00:43:43,093
- Schumacher.
- Burgess.
634
00:43:44,183 --> 00:43:47,813
Hi, my name's Charles.
635
00:43:49,933 --> 00:43:53,103
- [WOLF WHISTLE]
- [LAUGHING]
636
00:43:53,193 --> 00:43:56,273
- Fanning.
- Delacorte.
637
00:44:00,113 --> 00:44:02,663
- [GIGGLING]
- Winslow.
638
00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:04,743
MISS PHIPPS: Goldberg.
639
00:44:04,823 --> 00:44:07,953
Todd Winslow.
How do you do?
640
00:44:08,043 --> 00:44:10,543
- Theresa Goldberg. Nice to meet you.
- [GASPS]
641
00:44:10,623 --> 00:44:13,173
- BOY: We've got a winner.
- BOY #2: I think
we do have a winner.
642
00:44:13,253 --> 00:44:15,713
[SNIDE CHUCKLING]
643
00:44:15,793 --> 00:44:18,753
- CHUBB: Purvis.
- PHIPPS: Wang.
644
00:44:21,383 --> 00:44:23,433
Hi.
645
00:44:26,143 --> 00:44:29,643
- Frost.
- Sawyer.
646
00:44:29,723 --> 00:44:34,403
Hmph. Miss Phipps, I was supposed to
get Frost. I signed up for him.
647
00:44:34,483 --> 00:44:37,193
Abby, you changed the list?
648
00:44:41,153 --> 00:44:43,783
Verena, everyone has been
matched by height.
649
00:44:43,863 --> 00:44:45,913
You are too tall
for Mr. Frost.
650
00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:51,663
- Your date is Mr. Bateman.
- [WHISPERING]
651
00:44:51,753 --> 00:44:56,463
I'm-I'm Conrad. Or you can
call me Connie or Darnoc, which
is my name backwards.
652
00:44:56,543 --> 00:44:59,303
[SIGHS] Come on, Car Wreck.
653
00:45:07,013 --> 00:45:10,103
Well, I think Nixon lost the election
because of his enormous jowls.
654
00:45:10,183 --> 00:45:12,143
[LAUGHING] You're terrible.
655
00:45:12,183 --> 00:45:16,153
I mean, the least he could have done
was put a brassiere on for television.
656
00:45:16,193 --> 00:45:18,273
Stop, please!
I'll burst!
657
00:45:18,363 --> 00:45:21,073
What size cup would
you say he was?
658
00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:24,113
Are you a soprano or an alto?
I'm a tenor but I can go...
659
00:45:24,193 --> 00:45:27,533
- as high as an alto, because sometimes...
- Excuse me for a moment.
660
00:45:30,203 --> 00:45:32,163
Oh!
661
00:45:32,203 --> 00:45:36,543
- Oh, I'm so maladroit!
- FROST: Oh, geez. Are you all right?
662
00:45:36,623 --> 00:45:38,633
Can you ever forgive me?
663
00:45:40,963 --> 00:45:42,883
Never.
664
00:45:44,093 --> 00:45:46,343
Better go change.
665
00:45:47,593 --> 00:45:49,853
I will be right back.
666
00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:52,473
Oh...
667
00:45:52,513 --> 00:45:56,393
My name's Verena.
Have you seen the gym, Mr. Frost?
668
00:45:56,443 --> 00:46:00,023
- Uh, Frosty.
- Frosty Frost.
669
00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:10,573
ODETTE: Dear Dennis:
Be careful no one sees you
when you come in the back way.
670
00:46:10,663 --> 00:46:12,873
You'll be safe once you
put on the jacket and tie.
671
00:46:12,953 --> 00:46:15,703
Then everyone will think
you're a St. Ambrose boy.
672
00:46:18,753 --> 00:46:21,133
Don't forget to put
the rubbers in your pocket.
673
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:24,713
If a guard stops you, eat them.
674
00:46:24,803 --> 00:46:26,883
ARMSTRONG: What an extraordinarily
attractive group...
675
00:46:26,973 --> 00:46:29,053
of young ladies
you have at Miss Godard's.
676
00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:31,603
Won't they look good
on the cover of your brochure?
677
00:46:31,643 --> 00:46:34,063
Yes. Might encourage
enrollment.
678
00:46:34,143 --> 00:46:36,483
Or we could redesign
their school uniform:
679
00:46:36,563 --> 00:46:39,853
Shorter skirts,
plunging necklines.
680
00:46:39,903 --> 00:46:42,653
[CHUCKLES] Well, I...
681
00:47:08,423 --> 00:47:10,973
[SIGHS]
682
00:47:17,683 --> 00:47:20,193
- Are we allowed to be in here?
- No.
683
00:47:33,163 --> 00:47:35,833
- You want one?
- Uh...
684
00:47:35,913 --> 00:47:38,543
We could get high.
685
00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:40,753
What, with aspirin and Coke?
686
00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:43,383
Come off it. [CHUCKLES]
That doesn't work.
687
00:47:43,423 --> 00:47:45,463
But did you ever try
Midol with Coke?
688
00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:47,713
No.
689
00:47:55,973 --> 00:48:00,773
- [SIGHS]
- Wow, you're pretty vigorous.
690
00:48:05,483 --> 00:48:07,613
These look more like Miltowns.
691
00:48:09,113 --> 00:48:11,073
I wish they were.
692
00:48:14,203 --> 00:48:17,833
[CLEARS THROAT]
My mom, she eats 'em like potato chips.
693
00:48:17,913 --> 00:48:21,083
She's exceptionally happy, but she
{bumps into the furniture a lot.
694
00:48:21,163 --> 00:48:24,373
Just like my mom.
Where do you think I got the pills?
695
00:48:24,463 --> 00:48:29,553
- So they are Miltowns?
- No. No, Midols... for cramps.
696
00:48:29,633 --> 00:48:31,633
Ah.
697
00:48:31,723 --> 00:48:33,973
My ma doesn't get cramps anymore,
she gets subpoenas.
698
00:48:34,053 --> 00:48:38,263
- What?
- She and my dad are constantly
slugging it out in court.
699
00:48:38,353 --> 00:48:41,813
It's a situation I don't like
being in the middle of.
700
00:48:41,893 --> 00:48:45,313
I know.
It's not much fun.
701
00:48:45,403 --> 00:48:48,443
Oh, you know what is fun though?
Codeine and rubber cement.
702
00:48:51,743 --> 00:48:53,653
I can be a lot of fun.
703
00:48:54,783 --> 00:48:56,703
No doubt.
704
00:48:56,783 --> 00:49:01,123
I have a reputation for being
sort of wild and loose.
705
00:49:01,203 --> 00:49:03,753
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
706
00:49:03,793 --> 00:49:06,123
You got... Co-Could I have
another Midol?
707
00:49:08,383 --> 00:49:10,303
[WHISPERS] Thanks.
708
00:49:12,173 --> 00:49:14,553
Would you like to come up
to my room later?
709
00:49:16,093 --> 00:49:19,723
Ah, you're allowed
to have boys in your dorm?
710
00:49:19,813 --> 00:49:23,603
Of course not. But there's a secret door
I'll show you. You won't get caught.
711
00:49:23,683 --> 00:49:25,813
Well I'd love it
if I got caught.
712
00:49:25,893 --> 00:49:29,483
Yeah. I've tried and tried to get
kicked out of St. Ambrose, but...
713
00:49:29,573 --> 00:49:32,533
my grandfather, he'd just get me
kicked right back in.
714
00:49:32,613 --> 00:49:36,203
He's head of
the board of trustees.
715
00:49:36,283 --> 00:49:38,203
Why don't you like the school?
716
00:49:38,283 --> 00:49:40,493
I don't fit in.
It's...
717
00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:45,003
All the guys at St. Ambrose are
marchin' off the same cliff, you know.
718
00:49:45,043 --> 00:49:48,213
The seat on the stock exchange.
The wife. The three-point-two children.
719
00:49:48,293 --> 00:49:51,713
- Yeah. The colonial. The collie.
- Yeah.
720
00:49:55,803 --> 00:49:58,593
- How you feeling?
- [LAUGHS]
721
00:49:58,683 --> 00:50:01,603
No cramps.
722
00:50:01,683 --> 00:50:03,643
[CREAKING]
723
00:50:03,723 --> 00:50:08,733
♪ Gee whiz
724
00:50:08,813 --> 00:50:11,823
♪ Look in his eyes
725
00:50:13,943 --> 00:50:16,493
♪ Gee whiz
726
00:50:16,573 --> 00:50:19,873
♪ How they hypnotize
727
00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:23,913
♪ He's got everything
728
00:50:23,993 --> 00:50:26,293
- [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
- It's been a long time.
729
00:50:26,373 --> 00:50:28,793
Yeah.
730
00:50:30,633 --> 00:50:32,543
You seem taller.
731
00:50:35,013 --> 00:50:38,093
No.
I'm the same.
732
00:50:45,683 --> 00:50:48,193
♪ Gee whiz
733
00:50:48,273 --> 00:50:53,323
- [CHATTERING, INDISTINCT]
- Verena, you may not abandon
your date. That's the rule.
734
00:50:53,403 --> 00:50:55,533
But Abby left him.
735
00:50:55,613 --> 00:50:58,993
I'll take care of Mr. Frost
until Abby gets back.
736
00:50:59,073 --> 00:51:01,453
Now go and be a proper hostess
to Mr. Bateman.
737
00:51:02,663 --> 00:51:04,583
Have you seen
the new science building?
738
00:51:04,663 --> 00:51:08,123
- This is great.
Every 15 minutes I get a new date.
- [CHUCKLES]
739
00:51:10,213 --> 00:51:12,463
Verena.
That's Hungarian, right?
740
00:51:12,543 --> 00:51:14,463
- But then it'd be,
(HUNGARIAN ACCENT) Verena.
- Excuse me,
741
00:51:14,543 --> 00:51:16,763
- See I...
- I have to set up the refreshments.
742
00:51:20,013 --> 00:51:22,513
♪ [CONTINUES]
743
00:51:22,593 --> 00:51:26,393
♪ I love that guy
744
00:51:26,473 --> 00:51:29,063
♪ Gee whiz
745
00:51:29,143 --> 00:51:31,653
- ♪ My valentine
- So...
746
00:51:33,773 --> 00:51:36,073
we're really gonna do it
this time?
747
00:51:36,113 --> 00:51:39,193
Yeah. I mean,
if you still want to.
748
00:51:39,283 --> 00:51:41,283
Are you kidding?
749
00:51:41,363 --> 00:51:43,323
- Did you bring, um...
- Yeah.
750
00:51:47,453 --> 00:51:50,123
Bourbon,
751
00:51:50,163 --> 00:51:52,373
and, ah...
752
00:51:58,513 --> 00:52:00,423
Conceptive foam?
753
00:52:00,473 --> 00:52:04,143
Dennis, I thought you were
going to bring, you know, rubbers.
754
00:52:04,223 --> 00:52:07,063
This is something new.
The girl puts it in.
755
00:52:11,143 --> 00:52:13,233
Eew.
756
00:52:13,313 --> 00:52:15,363
I can't read this.
757
00:52:20,033 --> 00:52:22,283
Okay.
Here's the diagram.
758
00:52:22,363 --> 00:52:26,073
I think you have to
lie back with...
759
00:52:26,163 --> 00:52:29,373
your knees up to get it in.
760
00:52:29,493 --> 00:52:31,793
♪ Look out, Jerry Look out
761
00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:34,423
♪ There's a big bad bird
that's flyin'high
762
00:52:34,503 --> 00:52:38,303
- GIRL: ♪ It's good to see you.
- ♪ Twist that pony
Do the bird with me
763
00:52:38,383 --> 00:52:41,093
♪ Aye yah yah yah yah yah
764
00:52:41,173 --> 00:52:43,723
♪ Twist that pony
Do the bird with me
765
00:52:43,803 --> 00:52:46,723
♪ Aye yah yah yah yah yah
766
00:52:46,803 --> 00:52:49,433
- Looks like this dance is,
ah, going pretty good, huh?
- She's lookin' at ya.
767
00:52:49,513 --> 00:52:51,773
♪ Are you gonna ask
that guy to dance?
768
00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:55,023
♪ Do the bird Do the bird
769
00:52:55,103 --> 00:52:58,823
- ♪ Do the shimmy shimmy
- ♪ Do the bird, do the bird
770
00:52:58,863 --> 00:53:01,033
♪ Do the bird Do the bird
771
00:53:01,113 --> 00:53:03,363
- ♪ Come on we're gonna
- ♪ Twist and ride
772
00:53:03,403 --> 00:53:06,243
♪ Pony ride shake and shout
773
00:53:06,323 --> 00:53:08,203
♪ Harder and harder
774
00:53:08,243 --> 00:53:11,953
♪ Hey, baby, do the bird with me
775
00:53:12,043 --> 00:53:13,963
♪ Yes
776
00:53:14,043 --> 00:53:15,963
♪ Come on, baby,
to the sky up above
777
00:53:16,043 --> 00:53:19,503
- Some libation, please.
- ♪ Yah yah yah yah yah
778
00:53:19,593 --> 00:53:22,133
♪ [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
779
00:53:22,213 --> 00:53:25,093
This is special stuff
we made just for you.
780
00:53:25,183 --> 00:53:28,893
If you want some more,
ask for the mystery punch.
781
00:53:41,823 --> 00:53:43,783
- It's spiked.
- Masterly.
782
00:53:43,863 --> 00:53:45,953
D-Did you guys
taste the punch?
783
00:53:46,033 --> 00:53:47,953
Come on.
Let's go get some more.
784
00:53:49,033 --> 00:53:51,203
[ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
785
00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:56,543
Hold the applicator
firmly upright...
786
00:53:56,623 --> 00:53:58,543
and apply pressure downwards.
787
00:53:58,633 --> 00:54:01,003
[GRUNTS] I am.
788
00:54:01,093 --> 00:54:03,673
Did you shake it well?
Give it to me.
789
00:54:18,023 --> 00:54:19,943
Okay.
790
00:54:23,823 --> 00:54:25,783
[SCREAMS]
791
00:54:28,493 --> 00:54:31,203
[SCOFFS] Good going, Dennis.
792
00:54:33,453 --> 00:54:35,373
Maybe we could get it in
with a spoon.
793
00:54:40,293 --> 00:54:42,253
The girls would move
into this house.
794
00:54:42,343 --> 00:54:46,133
I want to inform you
that I was not born yesterday.
795
00:54:46,173 --> 00:54:48,933
I know precisely
what is going on here.
796
00:54:49,013 --> 00:54:51,393
- I beg your pardon.
- This whole scheme was cooked up...
797
00:54:51,473 --> 00:54:54,103
by Harvey Sawyer
and his real estate buddies.
798
00:54:54,183 --> 00:54:56,273
They want to buy this campus
for subdivision.
799
00:54:56,353 --> 00:55:00,313
This has nothing to do with me,
or with you, for that matter.
800
00:55:00,403 --> 00:55:02,523
The merger is a fait accompli.
801
00:55:02,613 --> 00:55:07,493
- We must forge on and
look on the positive side.
- There is no positive side.
802
00:55:07,533 --> 00:55:12,163
With all due respect, Miss McVane,
I think you were born yesterday.
803
00:55:12,243 --> 00:55:14,283
I fail to see any way...
804
00:55:14,373 --> 00:55:17,333
that Miss Godard's benefits
from an association with St. Ambrose...
805
00:55:17,413 --> 00:55:19,833
We have a rich
and very generous alumni.
806
00:55:19,873 --> 00:55:22,543
- That should be enough for you.
- It's a bottom-of-the-heap school...
807
00:55:22,633 --> 00:55:25,383
for boys who are too dumb
or unruly to...
808
00:55:25,463 --> 00:55:29,723
I'll have to report to the trustees that
you and I are unable to work together.
809
00:55:31,473 --> 00:55:35,013
Of course, one of us...
810
00:55:35,103 --> 00:55:37,103
will be removed.
811
00:55:38,483 --> 00:55:40,693
I apologize.
812
00:55:45,153 --> 00:55:47,153
Please forgive me.
813
00:55:49,243 --> 00:55:51,203
Wouldn't you be happier
if you resigned?
814
00:55:53,203 --> 00:55:55,123
I can't.
815
00:55:56,283 --> 00:55:58,293
Miss Godard's...
816
00:55:58,373 --> 00:56:00,293
is my home.
817
00:56:01,963 --> 00:56:03,883
I know that feeling.
818
00:56:07,593 --> 00:56:09,553
[GLASS RATTLING]
819
00:56:17,893 --> 00:56:21,023
♪ That your love's untrue
820
00:56:21,103 --> 00:56:23,233
- You're all done?
- Uh-huh.
821
00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:25,733
Come on, beautiful.
Let's begin the beguine.
822
00:56:25,813 --> 00:56:29,073
Later, Car Wreck.
First, suck on this.
823
00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:32,113
♪ But now you come to me sayin'
824
00:56:32,203 --> 00:56:34,113
♪ Baby, I'm gonna leave ya
825
00:56:34,203 --> 00:56:37,663
♪ And I'm beggin'ya this time, darlin'
don't make me believe ya
826
00:56:37,743 --> 00:56:41,913
- ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby
- ♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't
827
00:56:42,003 --> 00:56:45,423
- ♪ Baby, baby, don't play
with my heart
- ♪ Don't, don't
828
00:56:45,463 --> 00:56:47,673
[GROANS]
829
00:56:47,753 --> 00:56:49,963
- [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
- Look at Tinka. She's at it again.
830
00:56:51,723 --> 00:56:54,223
Do you know you can tell the way a
person is by the texture of the skin...
831
00:56:54,263 --> 00:56:56,263
on the back of their hand.
832
00:56:56,303 --> 00:56:58,643
It's very soft.
833
00:56:58,723 --> 00:57:01,023
You're sensitive
and refined.
834
00:57:02,313 --> 00:57:04,273
Ooh. It's rough.
835
00:57:04,313 --> 00:57:06,483
Yeah. I'm callous
and unfeeling.
836
00:57:06,563 --> 00:57:08,863
[LAUGHING] Get out, you.
837
00:57:09,983 --> 00:57:13,033
Theresa...
838
00:57:13,113 --> 00:57:15,783
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
839
00:57:15,863 --> 00:57:17,823
Break it up, please.
840
00:57:20,993 --> 00:57:24,963
- Is there somewhere
where we could be alone?
- We could try the gym.
841
00:57:25,043 --> 00:57:26,963
- ♪ Bring him to me
- Masterly.
842
00:57:28,043 --> 00:57:31,713
♪ Bring him to me
843
00:57:33,303 --> 00:57:36,593
♪ I'm asking God in His house
844
00:57:36,633 --> 00:57:39,223
♪ And the angels above
845
00:57:39,303 --> 00:57:43,223
- ♪ To send me, send me, send me
- [SCREAMS]
846
00:57:43,313 --> 00:57:45,983
- [SCREAMING CONTINUES]
- [BOY LAUGHING]
847
00:57:47,023 --> 00:57:49,483
- Oh!
- Poor Abby.
848
00:57:49,563 --> 00:57:52,863
This is not your night.
Better go change.
849
00:57:52,943 --> 00:57:56,953
You stay away from my date.
I am warning you!
850
00:57:58,873 --> 00:58:00,993
- Verena.
- My friends all tell me
851
00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:03,753
- ♪ Go to him, run to him
- What is wrong with that Frost boy?
852
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:06,873
- ♪ And tell him
- He's a perpetual problem, that one.
853
00:58:06,963 --> 00:58:10,503
- ♪ He's all wrong
- Get him outta here. Go! Go!
854
00:58:10,593 --> 00:58:14,673
♪ He's in my heart I know it
But it's so hard to show it
855
00:58:14,763 --> 00:58:17,593
- ♪ 'Cause it's easier
- [LOUD THUD, INDISTINCT]
856
00:58:17,683 --> 00:58:19,723
♪ Easier said than done
857
00:58:21,393 --> 00:58:23,893
♪ My body's tellin'me
fight with him sigh to him
858
00:58:23,973 --> 00:58:28,393
♪ Tell him I would
die for him and tell him
859
00:58:28,443 --> 00:58:32,523
- ♪ He's the one
- [MOANING]
860
00:58:32,613 --> 00:58:36,193
- Come on.
- ♪ Although he gives me a feeling
that sets my heart a reelin'
861
00:58:36,243 --> 00:58:40,703
- ♪ Yeah, it's easier
easier said than done
- [LAUGHING]
862
00:58:40,783 --> 00:58:43,203
[GROANS]
863
00:58:43,283 --> 00:58:47,543
- ♪ Well, I know that I love him so
- ♪ I know
864
00:58:59,223 --> 00:59:03,813
♪ Hey, girl I want you to know
865
00:59:03,893 --> 00:59:08,313
- I-I-I'll stop if you want me to.
- Yeah. No.
866
00:59:09,693 --> 00:59:14,073
- ♪ If you go
- ♪ Bye-bye, baby
867
00:59:15,443 --> 00:59:17,403
- ♪ And, hey, girl
- [SOFT THUD, INDISTINCT]
868
00:59:17,443 --> 00:59:20,163
- Did you hear something?
- No.
869
00:59:20,243 --> 00:59:25,583
♪ Something deep
inside of me is going
870
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:28,583
♪ To die
871
00:59:35,133 --> 00:59:38,093
♪ If this is good-bye
872
00:59:38,133 --> 00:59:41,433
- ♪ No, I beg you, please
- ♪ Bye-bye, baby
873
00:59:41,513 --> 00:59:44,853
♪ Don't go away
874
00:59:44,933 --> 00:59:48,273
- [GASPS]
- Masterly.
875
00:59:48,353 --> 00:59:52,983
♪ No, no, no, no, no
no, no, don't
876
00:59:53,063 --> 00:59:56,983
- ♪ Don't go away
- ♪ Bye-bye, baby
877
00:59:58,153 --> 01:00:00,283
- ♪Hey, hey, hey
- Just keep your mouth shut.
878
01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:02,243
Schumacher.
879
01:00:02,283 --> 01:00:05,333
You owe me 80 bucks.
We got the photos. We got...
880
01:00:05,413 --> 01:00:07,493
- How big were the nay-nays?
- They were like watermelons.
881
01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:09,453
No. No. I don't know
about that one.
882
01:00:09,543 --> 01:00:12,543
- Maybe more like kumquats.
- [LOUD SQUEAL]
883
01:00:12,623 --> 01:00:15,593
- Hey, who are you guys?
- Want something, fellas?
884
01:00:15,673 --> 01:00:18,463
- Get 'em! [GRUNTS]
- [GROANING]
885
01:00:23,133 --> 01:00:26,853
- What's the matter, Tweety?
- I'm fat and ugly and I wanna throw up.
886
01:00:26,933 --> 01:00:29,683
Hey, what happened, honey?
887
01:00:29,773 --> 01:00:32,773
I hate them.
They took pictures.
888
01:00:32,853 --> 01:00:34,813
- The pigs.
- Who?
889
01:00:36,023 --> 01:00:38,613
- Which one of you is Todd Winslow?
- Not me.
890
01:00:40,993 --> 01:00:44,613
- Is one of you Todd Winslow?
- [CHATTERING, INDISTINCT]
891
01:00:46,533 --> 01:00:48,623
Take it easy, fellas.
892
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:53,293
Sir, I want to report
one of these boys.
893
01:00:53,373 --> 01:00:57,173
You need a break from
this hormonal nightmare. Shall we?
894
01:00:57,253 --> 01:01:00,553
Sir, this boy, he did something
horrible to Theresa Goldberg.
895
01:01:00,633 --> 01:01:03,683
His name is Todd Winslow,
and I can't find him.
896
01:01:03,763 --> 01:01:06,343
We'll call the FBI.
897
01:01:06,433 --> 01:01:09,223
Excuse me, sir.
May I cut in?
898
01:01:12,353 --> 01:01:15,403
Snake. How did you
get in here?
899
01:01:16,903 --> 01:01:18,863
You're so beautiful
I could eat your teeth.
900
01:01:20,113 --> 01:01:22,073
Where'd you get these clothes?
901
01:01:22,153 --> 01:01:25,573
Ah, some preppy gave 'em to me
after I beat him up.
902
01:01:28,073 --> 01:01:32,413
Todd Winslow?
You beat up Todd Winslow?
903
01:01:32,503 --> 01:01:34,413
Oh, you sweetheart.
904
01:01:35,713 --> 01:01:38,883
Tinka in my arms.
I must be dreaming.
905
01:01:40,343 --> 01:01:42,883
Pinch me.
I'll show ya where.
906
01:01:42,963 --> 01:01:46,843
♪ And be my lady
907
01:01:46,883 --> 01:01:48,853
BOY: Mind if I cut in?
908
01:01:48,893 --> 01:01:53,813
- ♪ Oh, my love, love, love
- You're attractive, really.
Nice jacket. Hey, get lost.
909
01:01:57,773 --> 01:02:01,483
- Day, it is so lonely
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
910
01:02:01,573 --> 01:02:05,453
♪ Yeah, now
911
01:02:05,533 --> 01:02:08,113
♪ Might forget it
912
01:02:08,203 --> 01:02:12,083
♪ So blue
913
01:02:14,253 --> 01:02:17,173
- ♪ Time is all
- Verena.
914
01:02:17,253 --> 01:02:20,543
[GASPS] You're not supposed
to be awake.
915
01:02:20,593 --> 01:02:23,923
- I'm probably not.
- Oh, rats.
916
01:02:24,013 --> 01:02:26,553
Couldn't you just
sort of... pass out again?
917
01:02:26,633 --> 01:02:28,893
I probably would
if you kiss me.
918
01:02:30,603 --> 01:02:32,643
I have to go clean up
the refreshments.
919
01:02:32,723 --> 01:02:35,523
Is this really your room?
920
01:02:35,603 --> 01:02:38,693
I wouldn't take you
for a Liberace fan.
921
01:02:38,773 --> 01:02:40,693
Love him.
922
01:02:40,773 --> 01:02:43,613
Listen, I'll be right back
and we'll have us a wild time.
923
01:02:43,653 --> 01:02:45,993
I-I'm chilly.
924
01:02:46,073 --> 01:02:47,993
Could you tuck me in?
925
01:02:55,703 --> 01:02:57,663
Hey.
926
01:03:07,173 --> 01:03:11,223
[MAKING ANIMAL NOISES]
927
01:03:14,313 --> 01:03:16,563
Who are those boys?
928
01:03:19,773 --> 01:03:22,563
- Come on! We gotta go.
We've been spotted.
- Bye, honey.
929
01:03:22,653 --> 01:03:25,273
- I can't leave you.
- I know a place we can go.
930
01:03:46,553 --> 01:03:49,133
Come on.
Don't give up.
931
01:03:49,223 --> 01:03:52,183
I mean, even if
you got pregnant I'd marry you.
932
01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:54,513
Why?
933
01:03:54,553 --> 01:03:57,433
I've imagined it, haven't you?
934
01:03:57,523 --> 01:04:00,693
Would we live in a colonial
with two cars and a collie?
935
01:04:01,773 --> 01:04:03,693
Sounds okay to me.
936
01:04:06,773 --> 01:04:09,573
Do you believe in centralized government
or state's rights?
937
01:04:11,823 --> 01:04:14,163
I'd just like to know
who I'm marrying.
938
01:04:14,203 --> 01:04:17,833
I get the distinct impression
you don't wanna do this anymore.
939
01:04:17,913 --> 01:04:20,253
I just keep thinking that
you don't know me.
940
01:04:22,673 --> 01:04:25,463
What are you talkin' about?
I mean...
941
01:04:25,543 --> 01:04:27,463
What's there to know?
942
01:04:34,473 --> 01:04:37,933
- Hey.
- Okay.
943
01:04:38,013 --> 01:04:40,433
- [DENNIS GROANS]
- Well.
944
01:04:42,983 --> 01:04:46,483
What a convenient
trysting place.
945
01:04:48,193 --> 01:04:50,743
And right over our heads.
946
01:04:50,823 --> 01:04:54,573
Sir, ah... This is, ah...
This is my fault.
947
01:04:54,613 --> 01:04:56,573
It was totally my idea.
948
01:04:56,623 --> 01:04:59,833
It's clear to me that she...
lured you here...
949
01:04:59,913 --> 01:05:02,753
put you in a state of desire.
950
01:05:02,793 --> 01:05:06,003
Oh, you're not to blame
for answering your impulses.
951
01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:08,923
Ah, but-but, sir,
she-she's...
952
01:05:09,003 --> 01:05:11,463
Young man, you'd better
get back to the dance.
953
01:05:11,553 --> 01:05:13,843
Dennis, don't go!
954
01:05:13,933 --> 01:05:17,223
I would like to deal with
Miss Sinclair alone.
955
01:05:17,303 --> 01:05:20,433
She is in a lot of trouble.
956
01:05:24,443 --> 01:05:26,523
Hey, Dennis!
How'd it go?
957
01:05:26,603 --> 01:05:28,943
Come on, critters.
958
01:05:29,023 --> 01:05:30,823
MR. DEWEY: Cozy.
959
01:05:32,613 --> 01:05:34,703
Much nicer than
those sterile conference rooms.
960
01:05:35,823 --> 01:05:37,953
Go ahead. Get me expelled.
I don't care.
961
01:05:38,033 --> 01:05:40,083
And lose a gifted student?
962
01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:43,543
And yet you should be punished.
963
01:05:45,213 --> 01:05:49,343
I think we can come to some kind of...
private arrangement.
964
01:05:49,423 --> 01:05:51,843
[SQUEALS]
965
01:05:51,923 --> 01:05:54,673
- Get 'im! Get 'im!
- Who are you?
966
01:05:56,383 --> 01:05:58,343
How would you like us
to dispose of him, madam?
967
01:05:58,393 --> 01:06:01,103
- [ANIMAL NOISES]
- MR. DEWEY: Stop it! Stop it, I say.
968
01:06:01,143 --> 01:06:03,143
Stop. No!
969
01:06:03,183 --> 01:06:05,353
- (ALL) Three, two, one!
- No!
970
01:06:05,433 --> 01:06:08,653
- Wait there for Miss McVane!
- Jesus Christ!
971
01:06:08,733 --> 01:06:10,653
- [ALL CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
- Fellas, please.
972
01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:12,653
At least throw me down
some clothes!
973
01:06:13,823 --> 01:06:15,743
Here ya go.
974
01:06:17,453 --> 01:06:20,073
- Go stuff the big kielbasa, Mr. Dewey.
- [ALL LAUGHING]
975
01:06:22,123 --> 01:06:25,333
(ALL) You put your whole foot in
You put your whole foot out
976
01:06:25,413 --> 01:06:29,293
♪ You put your whole foot in
and you shake it all about
977
01:06:29,383 --> 01:06:32,673
- ♪ You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
- [SCREAMS]
978
01:06:32,713 --> 01:06:35,343
♪ That's what it's all about
979
01:06:35,423 --> 01:06:37,593
♪ You put your rocket in
980
01:06:37,683 --> 01:06:40,473
♪ You put your rocket out
You put your rocket in
981
01:06:40,553 --> 01:06:43,103
- Have you seen my date?
- No, have you seen my husband?
982
01:06:43,183 --> 01:06:45,853
- ♪ You do the hokey-pokey
and you turn yourself around
- No.
983
01:06:45,933 --> 01:06:48,193
- ♪ That's what it's all about.
- Excuse me.
984
01:06:48,273 --> 01:06:50,403
Did your date
go off with my date?
985
01:06:52,063 --> 01:06:54,033
- ♪ [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
- Hey, put your whole date in!
986
01:06:55,573 --> 01:06:57,863
- [SCREAMING]
- ♪ You put your whole date in ♪
987
01:06:57,953 --> 01:07:01,033
♪ You put your whole date in
and you shake it all about
988
01:07:01,123 --> 01:07:04,793
You're all just
a bunch of... dirty heads.
989
01:07:06,163 --> 01:07:08,083
Ladies and gentlemen.
The dance is over!
990
01:07:08,163 --> 01:07:13,043
[CHATTERING AND SCREAMING, INDISTINCT]
991
01:07:15,303 --> 01:07:17,553
Excuse me.
992
01:07:17,633 --> 01:07:19,883
MAN: What are you boys doing?
Now stop this!
993
01:07:19,933 --> 01:07:21,893
Calling it a night?
994
01:07:21,973 --> 01:07:24,223
- Yes, Miss McVane.
- Where is Verena?
995
01:07:24,313 --> 01:07:27,143
- Gee, I don't know.
- Find her!
996
01:07:27,223 --> 01:07:30,983
You guys, have you seen Verena?
Is she up here?
997
01:07:31,063 --> 01:07:34,073
- No.
- Miss McVane is on a warpath...
[SCREAMS]
998
01:07:34,113 --> 01:07:36,733
- Hey.
- Townies?
999
01:07:36,823 --> 01:07:38,993
- Well, at least they're not
St. Ambrose boys.
- [SCOFFS]
1000
01:07:39,073 --> 01:07:43,033
Momo, listen, I'm on your side now.
St. Ambrose bites.
1001
01:07:43,123 --> 01:07:45,083
Then help me.
I can't find Verena anywhere.
1002
01:07:45,123 --> 01:07:48,583
- Okay. I'll look for her.
- Come on. The concert's about to begin.
1003
01:07:48,623 --> 01:07:51,213
- Snake, wait here.
- Well, you're gonna leave me...
1004
01:07:51,253 --> 01:07:54,383
- BOY #1: She's sucking his face off.
- BOY #2: He's the king.
1005
01:07:54,463 --> 01:07:56,423
I'll be right back.
1006
01:07:58,973 --> 01:08:01,933
Oh, schoolmaids.
Heaven is where you are.
1007
01:08:02,013 --> 01:08:06,723
- (ALL) ♪ Me, may, my, mo, moo ♪
- [BURPS]
1008
01:08:06,763 --> 01:08:10,233
- Are they all accounted for?
- No. Five boys are missing.
1009
01:08:10,313 --> 01:08:14,313
- Frost, Dinwiddy, Adams,
Schumacher and Todd Winslow.
- Well, find Chubb.
1010
01:08:14,403 --> 01:08:17,783
No. No. I'll find Chubb.
You find those boys.
1011
01:08:17,863 --> 01:08:19,783
[CHATTERING, INDISTINCT]
1012
01:08:32,793 --> 01:08:34,923
- Did you find Von Stefan?
- No.
1013
01:08:34,963 --> 01:08:37,093
I even checked her dorm room.
1014
01:08:37,133 --> 01:08:40,973
Something untoward is about to happen.
I can feel it.
1015
01:08:49,643 --> 01:08:52,563
I better go.
The concert.
1016
01:08:52,643 --> 01:08:55,103
Well, what about me?
I have to get caught in your bed.
1017
01:08:55,193 --> 01:08:59,033
Oh... someone will
come along.
1018
01:08:59,113 --> 01:09:02,193
You could start screaming
like you just came into your room.
1019
01:09:02,283 --> 01:09:04,493
Well, actually...
1020
01:09:04,573 --> 01:09:06,493
this isn't my room.
1021
01:09:08,083 --> 01:09:10,413
I knew you couldn't be
a Liberace fan.
1022
01:09:10,493 --> 01:09:13,083
I really gotta go.
1023
01:09:13,163 --> 01:09:15,083
But...
1024
01:09:15,173 --> 01:09:18,003
even after you're expelled
and everything,
1025
01:09:18,093 --> 01:09:21,133
- will you write to me?
- Oh, yeah.
1026
01:09:30,773 --> 01:09:33,483
Psst.
Need to sober up?
1027
01:09:33,563 --> 01:09:36,153
Yeah. That punch
was diabolical...
1028
01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:38,403
and I need to sing my solo.
1029
01:09:38,483 --> 01:09:41,733
Take a swig of this
and pass it along to the others.
1030
01:09:42,943 --> 01:09:45,913
- What is it?
- Hair of the bird that bit ya.
1031
01:09:45,993 --> 01:09:47,913
Takes a few minutes to work.
1032
01:09:50,033 --> 01:09:53,083
Psst. You know what you need
to sober up?
1033
01:09:53,163 --> 01:09:56,173
- Take a swig of this, pass it
along to the other guys...
- What are you guys doin' here?
1034
01:09:56,253 --> 01:09:58,713
It's time for our entrance.
[MUMBLED]
1035
01:10:00,883 --> 01:10:03,923
Pass this on down, man.
1036
01:10:05,053 --> 01:10:07,303
She's not coming back, Snake.
1037
01:10:07,383 --> 01:10:11,223
- She's ditched you.
- Dead on the road.
1038
01:10:11,313 --> 01:10:13,773
But she kissed me.
1039
01:10:13,853 --> 01:10:18,353
Girls get very kissy
right before they give you the shaft.
1040
01:10:18,403 --> 01:10:22,653
- Yeah. Severance pay.
- Yeah, you're right.
1041
01:10:44,463 --> 01:10:46,423
What's...
1042
01:10:49,643 --> 01:10:52,263
Outrageous!
They've all been drinking!
1043
01:11:20,963 --> 01:11:22,883
♪ [OUT OF TUNE]
1044
01:11:33,893 --> 01:11:38,563
♪ I dream of Jeannie
with the... ♪
1045
01:11:46,153 --> 01:11:48,073
[ALL SCREAMING]
1046
01:11:55,283 --> 01:11:57,203
[SCREAMS] My dress!
1047
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:23,063
- What do we got here?
- We got three.
1048
01:12:23,153 --> 01:12:25,273
We got boxers.
1049
01:12:25,363 --> 01:12:28,573
Boxers again.
Briefs.
1050
01:12:29,823 --> 01:12:33,863
Cool tool. I'm a nature
photographer myself.
1051
01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:39,043
[ALL MOANING]
1052
01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:42,043
On the bus, Cooper!
1053
01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,633
Don't you smart me again.
On that bus, young man.
1054
01:12:44,713 --> 01:12:47,133
Get... Oh.
1055
01:12:47,213 --> 01:12:50,173
Frost, you wipe that smile
off your face. Where were you?
1056
01:12:50,263 --> 01:12:52,173
MRS. O'BOYLE: Headmaster.
1057
01:12:55,393 --> 01:12:59,223
I hope you will discipline
this... human debris.
1058
01:12:59,273 --> 01:13:01,643
Let me assure you,
1059
01:13:01,733 --> 01:13:04,693
they will return
to St. Ambrose...
1060
01:13:04,773 --> 01:13:06,733
only to pack!
1061
01:13:11,783 --> 01:13:13,743
Frank?
1062
01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:18,743
Who's in there?
1063
01:13:33,923 --> 01:13:36,183
Well, Frank,
1064
01:13:38,303 --> 01:13:40,263
that about does it for me.
1065
01:13:46,773 --> 01:13:50,483
They're gone.
I'd rather be devoured by rats...
1066
01:13:50,573 --> 01:13:52,783
than be in the same school
with Todd Winslow.
1067
01:13:52,863 --> 01:13:54,783
It'll never happen now.
1068
01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:57,243
That was so brilliant
what you and Verena did.
1069
01:13:57,323 --> 01:13:59,493
God, where is Verena?
1070
01:14:01,543 --> 01:14:03,623
Odie, what's wrong?
What happened?
1071
01:14:09,753 --> 01:14:13,013
MISS MCVANE: You understand why you
can no longer attend Miss Godard's?
1072
01:14:13,093 --> 01:14:15,803
Of course, the boy
will be expelled too.
1073
01:14:17,633 --> 01:14:19,763
Your father will
pick you up this afternoon.
1074
01:14:19,853 --> 01:14:22,683
We'll send your records on
to any school you apply to.
1075
01:14:22,773 --> 01:14:26,023
Mr. Dewey is leaving us
as well, if that cheers you.
1076
01:14:27,943 --> 01:14:31,573
- More tea?
- No, thank you.
1077
01:14:31,653 --> 01:14:33,693
Cigarette?
1078
01:14:36,613 --> 01:14:38,743
- Sure.
- Catch.
1079
01:14:49,383 --> 01:14:52,923
Quite a debacle,
the St. Ambrose choir dance.
1080
01:14:53,003 --> 01:14:55,673
Boys drinking liquor,
heaving up all over the stage...
1081
01:14:55,763 --> 01:14:59,183
I'd say they had too many
of your refreshments.
1082
01:14:59,223 --> 01:15:02,143
- My refreshments?
- I have no proof, as usual,
1083
01:15:02,183 --> 01:15:06,483
but these events have
a certain style I've come
to identify with your handiwork.
1084
01:15:09,443 --> 01:15:11,363
I did it for the school.
1085
01:15:14,533 --> 01:15:18,613
I know, dear.
I wish it had worked.
1086
01:15:18,703 --> 01:15:21,663
But the trustees are going to
hush up the entire affair...
1087
01:15:21,743 --> 01:15:23,783
and proceed with plans
for coeducation.
1088
01:15:23,873 --> 01:15:26,913
- I shall announce it to the
school before summer vacation.
- No.
1089
01:15:27,003 --> 01:15:30,123
Won't be the first time
women have had to marry for money.
1090
01:15:32,713 --> 01:15:34,593
You betrayed us.
1091
01:15:36,423 --> 01:15:38,763
No.
1092
01:15:40,223 --> 01:15:42,303
No.
1093
01:15:42,393 --> 01:15:44,853
Miss Godard's was betrayed
by her own.
1094
01:15:46,313 --> 01:15:48,433
Year after year,
I've been on my knees...
1095
01:15:48,523 --> 01:15:50,563
groveling to the alumnae
for handouts,
1096
01:15:50,643 --> 01:15:54,193
five dollars here,
ten dollars there... big spenders...
1097
01:15:54,273 --> 01:15:58,033
The men give generously to their
schools. It's a solid investment.
1098
01:15:58,073 --> 01:16:02,533
They're ensuring that a steady supply
of the nation's leaders will be men.
1099
01:16:02,613 --> 01:16:07,243
Maybe you women don't give because
deep down you know it's useless.
1100
01:16:07,293 --> 01:16:09,793
I might as well been teaching
needlepoint and gardening,
1101
01:16:09,873 --> 01:16:12,583
instead of physics
and government.
1102
01:16:14,253 --> 01:16:16,803
Twenty-eight years
of work,
1103
01:16:16,883 --> 01:16:20,473
- just so I can kiss
some headmaster's ass.
- Miss McVane!
1104
01:16:21,933 --> 01:16:24,183
You're right to be afraid.
1105
01:16:24,263 --> 01:16:28,183
Because after the men plant their flag
in this school, they'll bury us.
1106
01:16:28,273 --> 01:16:32,693
It'll be subtle and insidious,
as is in real life.
1107
01:16:32,773 --> 01:16:36,023
I may be at the end of the road here,
but you're young...
1108
01:16:36,113 --> 01:16:39,573
and you have the talent
and power to lead.
1109
01:16:40,743 --> 01:16:43,493
Don't stop the fight.
1110
01:16:43,573 --> 01:16:46,833
Wherever you go, Verena,
don't give up.
1111
01:16:46,913 --> 01:16:48,833
I'm counting on you.
1112
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:55,173
Good-bye.
1113
01:17:05,093 --> 01:17:07,013
[CHATTERING, INDISTINCT]
1114
01:17:22,533 --> 01:17:26,413
Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean
we have to stop helping each other.
1115
01:17:26,493 --> 01:17:30,413
I mean, we're joined forever.
1116
01:17:30,493 --> 01:17:32,583
The D.A.R. Lives.
1117
01:17:32,663 --> 01:17:36,173
(ALL) No more little
white gloves.
1118
01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:41,383
Okay. Everybody out.
I gotta pack.
1119
01:17:48,603 --> 01:17:52,143
I don't see how you can sit on a horse
if Dennis did his job correctly.
1120
01:17:53,393 --> 01:17:56,403
Dennis was a dead loss.
1121
01:17:56,443 --> 01:18:00,613
Well, you'll have the St. Ambrose
doofus population to keep you company.
1122
01:18:00,693 --> 01:18:03,743
No. It didn't work?
1123
01:18:04,903 --> 01:18:06,863
The school's going coed.
1124
01:18:06,953 --> 01:18:09,533
Miss McVane is gonna
announce it on Prize Day.
1125
01:18:11,293 --> 01:18:14,203
It's over.
1126
01:18:14,253 --> 01:18:16,213
Don't be so sure.
1127
01:18:17,543 --> 01:18:21,093
- What do you mean?
- Never mind.
1128
01:18:23,713 --> 01:18:25,633
Good-bye, Verena.
1129
01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:29,263
Hey, I'll buy
your magazine, okay?
1130
01:18:29,343 --> 01:18:32,393
If you ever run for anything,
let me know.
1131
01:18:32,473 --> 01:18:34,393
I'll fig the competition.
1132
01:18:35,483 --> 01:18:37,393
Okay.
1133
01:18:45,243 --> 01:18:47,403
Verena's gone.
St. Ambrose is taking over.
1134
01:18:47,493 --> 01:18:51,243
Next year I'm going to have to face
Todd Winslow every day at breakfast.
1135
01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:54,453
I want to retch and die!
1136
01:18:55,623 --> 01:18:58,623
They're going to pull down
our grade curve.
1137
01:18:58,713 --> 01:19:00,883
They're going to pull down
more than that.
1138
01:19:00,923 --> 01:19:05,963
Ladies, it's time to put on
our thinking caps.
1139
01:19:06,053 --> 01:19:08,433
- [APPLAUSE]
- MISS MCVANE: And that
concludes our...
1140
01:19:08,513 --> 01:19:10,433
Prize Day ceremony.
1141
01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:13,603
I know you're all anxious
to get started with your summer,
1142
01:19:13,683 --> 01:19:16,603
but you must attend
final classes.
1143
01:19:16,683 --> 01:19:18,983
And I wish you all
a happy vacation.
1144
01:19:19,063 --> 01:19:21,613
[APPLAUDING, CHEERING]
1145
01:19:23,153 --> 01:19:26,823
Before you go, ah,
there is some important news.
1146
01:19:28,863 --> 01:19:32,123
Indeed so important
that Mrs. Sawyer,
1147
01:19:32,203 --> 01:19:34,993
president of Miss Godard's
Board of Trustees,
1148
01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:37,833
is here this morning
to tell you herself.
1149
01:19:37,913 --> 01:19:39,833
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
1150
01:19:42,213 --> 01:19:44,133
Good morning.
1151
01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:48,723
I am very excited to be standing here
on the threshold of...
1152
01:19:48,803 --> 01:19:50,933
as it were a new era.
1153
01:19:51,013 --> 01:19:54,143
Next year,
this school will admit...
1154
01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:58,143
for the first time...
members of the opposite sex.
1155
01:19:58,183 --> 01:20:01,773
- [DISGRUNTLED CHATTERING]
- Specifically, Miss Godard's...
1156
01:20:01,853 --> 01:20:04,113
will unite with
St. Ambrose Academy...
1157
01:20:04,193 --> 01:20:09,153
to form a single school on their campus
in Stoneytown, New Hampshire.
1158
01:20:09,243 --> 01:20:13,493
A letter was sent to your parents this
morning outlining the details of this...
1159
01:20:13,573 --> 01:20:17,043
- Mother, no!
- Quiet, please.
1160
01:20:17,123 --> 01:20:22,503
Our faculties will combine, but our
administrations will be separate.
1161
01:20:22,543 --> 01:20:25,213
[MRS. SAWYER CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
1162
01:20:35,353 --> 01:20:39,023
Attention! Attention, I have
something to say. Everybody listen.
1163
01:20:39,103 --> 01:20:43,403
- GIRL #1: Just be quiet.
- GIRL #2: Hey, listen
to Odie. She's got an idea.
1164
01:20:43,483 --> 01:20:45,403
We have been gypped.
1165
01:20:45,483 --> 01:20:48,903
Some of you may think this school
going coed is a great idea.
1166
01:20:48,983 --> 01:20:51,033
Others of you
may think it's horrendous.
1167
01:20:51,113 --> 01:20:55,413
But right now the point is
that the Board of Trustees
doesn't care what you think.
1168
01:20:55,493 --> 01:20:58,373
Did they ever
consult us? No.
1169
01:20:58,413 --> 01:21:03,253
- Did they ever ask us what we wanted?
- (ALL) No. No.
1170
01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:05,293
- We're only a pawn in their game.
- What is going on here?
1171
01:21:05,383 --> 01:21:08,343
- [ALL CHEERING]
- They teach us self-government...
1172
01:21:08,423 --> 01:21:10,463
and then they
disenfranchise us.
1173
01:21:10,553 --> 01:21:12,803
- GIRL: That's true.
- They teach us to take ourselves seriously...
1174
01:21:12,883 --> 01:21:14,803
and then they act
as if we don't count.
1175
01:21:14,893 --> 01:21:17,013
Well, hey, I say
this eats the big one. We count.
1176
01:21:17,103 --> 01:21:20,723
- GIRL: Yeah.
- We wanna vote. It's our future.
1177
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:27,153
They expect us to stand around
and be docile and meek...
1178
01:21:27,233 --> 01:21:31,073
in our little white gloves
while they wield absolute power.
1179
01:21:31,113 --> 01:21:34,573
Well, I say,
"No more little white gloves."
1180
01:21:36,453 --> 01:21:39,163
- Let's hear it. Do you wanna vote?
- (ALL) Yeah!
1181
01:21:40,413 --> 01:21:42,333
Then demand to vote!
Follow me to the dorms...
1182
01:21:42,413 --> 01:21:44,873
and we'll lock ourselves in
until they agree to our terms!
1183
01:21:44,963 --> 01:21:48,593
- Come on, everybody. Let's go!
- [ALL CHEERING]
1184
01:21:48,673 --> 01:21:52,463
What about it, Page?
Wanna give these kids a vote?
1185
01:21:52,553 --> 01:21:54,843
Don't be absurd.
1186
01:21:56,933 --> 01:22:01,473
Anybody that doesn't go back to class
immediately will be suspended!
1187
01:22:01,563 --> 01:22:06,063
Abby. Abigail, you have
an insurrection on your hands.
1188
01:22:06,143 --> 01:22:08,273
Let's see how you handle yourself
in a crisis.
1189
01:22:08,363 --> 01:22:11,983
Mother, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
1190
01:22:15,073 --> 01:22:17,703
Now, girls...
[WHIMPERING]
1191
01:22:17,783 --> 01:22:20,453
Okay, now these go to
the parapet, third floor. Go!
1192
01:22:20,533 --> 01:22:22,993
You call all the newspapers.
You call the New York Times.
1193
01:22:23,043 --> 01:22:25,583
You call Life Magazine
and the Herald Tribune.
1194
01:22:25,663 --> 01:22:28,713
- My dad owns that.
- Really? Okay, then
you call the Herald Tribune.
1195
01:22:28,793 --> 01:22:33,713
Ladies, no vote is possible.
1196
01:22:33,803 --> 01:22:37,183
The decision of
the trustees is final.
1197
01:22:37,263 --> 01:22:39,593
Will you please come out now...
1198
01:22:39,683 --> 01:22:42,973
Or you all face suspension.
1199
01:22:48,733 --> 01:22:54,363
MRS. SAWYER: "A voice and a vote.
Don't trust the trustees." What?
1200
01:22:54,443 --> 01:22:58,153
I want you to break through that door
and clear the building.
1201
01:22:58,243 --> 01:23:01,583
I don't care if you have to pick them up
and carry them out one by one.
1202
01:23:01,663 --> 01:23:05,083
In two hours, their parents will be
arriving to take them home for vacation.
1203
01:23:05,163 --> 01:23:09,173
In two hours, this situation
must be under control!
1204
01:23:09,253 --> 01:23:12,003
Yes, ma'am.
1205
01:23:17,173 --> 01:23:19,093
[GROANING]
1206
01:23:26,273 --> 01:23:29,193
Out, or we start swinging!
1207
01:23:32,063 --> 01:23:34,113
Now, miss, put that down.
1208
01:23:43,703 --> 01:23:45,543
[ALL CHANTING] Vote! Vote!
1209
01:24:14,113 --> 01:24:16,573
Okay. Come on. Move it
right up here to the front.
1210
01:24:16,613 --> 01:24:21,203
No. No. You-You are trespassing
on private property.
1211
01:24:21,283 --> 01:24:24,703
- And I happen to...
- TINKA: Okay. I got it.
1212
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:30,163
The board of trustees has sold
this school down the river.
1213
01:24:30,253 --> 01:24:34,633
They want us to go coed with
the St. Ambrose Academy,
1214
01:24:34,713 --> 01:24:38,003
which is notorious for
their drunken behavior,
1215
01:24:38,093 --> 01:24:41,223
loose morals and lousy singing.
1216
01:24:41,303 --> 01:24:44,263
- Tinka?
- Tinka!
1217
01:24:46,143 --> 01:24:48,933
There must be some way
to get them out of there.
1218
01:24:49,023 --> 01:24:52,023
Well, there's tear gas. But they're
just a bunch of little girls, ma'am.
1219
01:24:52,103 --> 01:24:54,943
They are not just a bunch of girls.
They are Miss Godard's girls...
1220
01:24:55,023 --> 01:24:57,943
- they're organized!
- Well, we could surround the building...
1221
01:24:57,983 --> 01:25:01,193
and come in from all sides, if you don't
mind us breaking a few windows.
1222
01:25:01,283 --> 01:25:03,533
- Do it! Go on!
- No!
1223
01:25:03,613 --> 01:25:07,283
♪ ["CALL TO THE POST"]
1224
01:25:21,553 --> 01:25:24,223
[HORSES NEIGHING]
1225
01:25:27,553 --> 01:25:29,813
MAN: all right, girls.
1226
01:25:29,893 --> 01:25:32,483
Okay, girls, next to them.
1227
01:25:32,523 --> 01:25:36,023
Back 'em up. Let's go!
Let's get out of here!
1228
01:25:45,453 --> 01:25:47,373
[SCREAMING, CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1229
01:25:49,163 --> 01:25:51,123
Please. Please. Please.
1230
01:25:51,203 --> 01:25:54,753
Parents will please
convene in the chapel,
1231
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:57,793
where Mrs. Sawyer
will answer all your questions.
1232
01:25:57,833 --> 01:25:59,843
- Me! Marsha!
- Face the music, Page.
1233
01:25:59,923 --> 01:26:02,093
I'm going into the dorm
to talk with the girls.
1234
01:26:02,173 --> 01:26:05,053
Ah, to the chapel.
1235
01:26:05,133 --> 01:26:07,843
Doesn't 75 years of history
mean anything to you?
1236
01:26:07,893 --> 01:26:13,103
- You can't railroad this...
- Our bylaws state that
the board of trustees...
1237
01:26:17,153 --> 01:26:19,773
MISS MCVANE: I know you all feel
left out of the process.
1238
01:26:19,863 --> 01:26:23,533
But legally the trustees
can take any action they choose.
1239
01:26:24,823 --> 01:26:29,243
You have no rights!
And neither do I.
1240
01:26:29,323 --> 01:26:34,293
If you don't like their decision, all
you can do is not come back next year.
1241
01:26:34,373 --> 01:26:38,083
And all I can do is quit!
These are your choices.
1242
01:26:38,173 --> 01:26:40,963
It doesn't have to be
like that.
1243
01:26:41,043 --> 01:26:43,213
We can amend the bylaws.
1244
01:26:43,253 --> 01:26:45,343
We want to elect our own
student representative.
1245
01:26:45,423 --> 01:26:49,263
We can do that right now. Then all
the students will vote on coeducation...
1246
01:26:49,343 --> 01:26:52,473
- and it will count as one trustee vote.
- They won't permit that.
1247
01:26:52,563 --> 01:26:54,723
Otherwise, we won't
move from here.
1248
01:26:54,773 --> 01:26:58,063
And we have enough canned food
to last us here for months.
1249
01:26:58,103 --> 01:27:00,063
We've got the ballots ready.
1250
01:27:02,613 --> 01:27:05,323
- No, Odette. Right, everybody.
- ODETTE: Please.
1251
01:27:05,403 --> 01:27:08,783
- No, Odette!
- Please! Miss McVane,
1252
01:27:08,863 --> 01:27:12,163
Miss Godard's gave us a voice so now
it's kind of hard to shut up.
1253
01:27:23,213 --> 01:27:25,383
This is all rather new to me.
1254
01:27:27,133 --> 01:27:29,093
Carry on, Odette.
1255
01:27:34,263 --> 01:27:37,733
Now, this may seem
pretty simple,
1256
01:27:37,813 --> 01:27:41,903
but now it's time to decide how you
really feel about Miss Godard's.
1257
01:27:41,983 --> 01:27:45,483
Some of you may think
of this place as a prison,
1258
01:27:45,573 --> 01:27:48,743
some old-fashioned prude's idea about
keeping us out of trouble...
1259
01:27:48,823 --> 01:27:51,993
because we can't be trusted
to look out for ourselves.
1260
01:27:52,073 --> 01:27:56,703
And you think times have changed
and we can hold our own with boys.
1261
01:27:56,793 --> 01:27:59,083
So you'll vote "yes"
on coeducation.
1262
01:27:59,163 --> 01:28:01,623
Miss Godard's will disappear
like the dinosaurs.
1263
01:28:03,633 --> 01:28:06,593
Now, for others of you, you think this
place has brought out the best in you.
1264
01:28:06,673 --> 01:28:11,053
In here they give you
the nerve to reach into yourself
and pull out your colors...
1265
01:28:11,133 --> 01:28:13,303
and wave them
as high as you can.
1266
01:28:13,393 --> 01:28:16,433
So, you'll vote "no"
on changing this place.
1267
01:28:16,513 --> 01:28:18,983
Because to you, Miss Godard's
isn't a prison at all.
1268
01:28:20,103 --> 01:28:22,983
It's a place to be free.
1269
01:28:41,373 --> 01:28:45,793
MISS MCVANE: And the results of the
informal student vote are as follows:
1270
01:28:45,843 --> 01:28:47,803
For coeducation,
1271
01:28:47,843 --> 01:28:50,213
77 votes.
1272
01:28:50,303 --> 01:28:53,303
Against, 115.
1273
01:28:57,313 --> 01:29:01,183
And they have chosen Odette Sinclair
as their representative,
1274
01:29:01,273 --> 01:29:04,693
should the board of trustees
decide to admit one student member.
1275
01:29:04,773 --> 01:29:10,033
And, in addition, they want to help the
school out of its financial troubles.
1276
01:29:10,113 --> 01:29:13,613
Each one of them, without hesitation,
has donated whatever she can...
1277
01:29:13,703 --> 01:29:16,033
from her personal
savings account.
1278
01:29:16,123 --> 01:29:19,703
I have checks here
amounting to $3,000.
1279
01:29:19,793 --> 01:29:21,833
Now, maybe that's
a paltry amount,
1280
01:29:21,913 --> 01:29:26,383
but their generosity
just about broke my heart.
1281
01:29:26,423 --> 01:29:31,053
And I am sure that if parents
and alumnae follow their example,
1282
01:29:31,133 --> 01:29:33,593
we can solve whatever
budget problems we have...
1283
01:29:33,683 --> 01:29:36,183
very, very soon.
1284
01:29:36,263 --> 01:29:39,813
These are your daughters.
You can be proud.
1285
01:29:49,613 --> 01:29:51,573
[ALL SCREAMING, CHEERING]
1286
01:29:59,083 --> 01:30:02,083
- You're in trouble.
- We're going home, honey.
1287
01:30:04,083 --> 01:30:07,923
REPORTER: Yes, there's been
quite a turn of events.
The main mutiny is over...
1288
01:30:08,003 --> 01:30:10,303
and the "rebelettes"
are going home.
1289
01:30:10,383 --> 01:30:13,343
And the president of the board
of trustees and her husband
has resigned as well.
1290
01:30:15,133 --> 01:30:17,893
TINKA'S MOM: It's all far
too much excitement for me.
1291
01:30:17,973 --> 01:30:22,563
I don't know why you young girls
have such a great appetite for drama.
1292
01:30:22,643 --> 01:30:25,103
- Still, I am glad you all
stopped them...
- [ANIMAL NOISES]
1293
01:30:25,143 --> 01:30:27,943
From rushing
into this coeducation.
1294
01:30:28,023 --> 01:30:32,363
In many ways, the old ways
are the best ways.
1295
01:30:32,443 --> 01:30:36,403
Oh, by the way, the Wheelwright boy
will be back in town for the holidays,
1296
01:30:36,493 --> 01:30:39,953
and I thought since his parents
and I are such great friends,
1297
01:30:39,993 --> 01:30:43,243
that it was high time
the two of you were introduced.
1298
01:30:52,633 --> 01:30:56,173
- Those cuties have fun
can't wait to get home
- Bye, Odie!
1299
01:30:56,263 --> 01:31:00,143
- Bye, Momo. Bye, Tweety.
- TWEETY: Bye, Odie!
1300
01:31:00,223 --> 01:31:04,973
- Bye! See ya next year.
- VERENA: Odious!
1301
01:31:07,193 --> 01:31:11,193
- Verena!
- We drove down as soon as we
heard the news on the radio.
1302
01:31:12,653 --> 01:31:14,653
You were brilliant.
1303
01:31:14,693 --> 01:31:16,653
- This is Frosty.
- Hi.
1304
01:31:16,693 --> 01:31:18,703
Guess what? We both
got accepted to Chancery.
1305
01:31:18,783 --> 01:31:22,533
- We're going to be
going there in September.
- Hmm.
1306
01:31:22,623 --> 01:31:24,913
Coed school will be
a nice change.
1307
01:31:26,043 --> 01:31:28,163
Excuse us, please.
1308
01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:33,173
You hypocrite.
I thought you said you hated boys.
1309
01:31:33,213 --> 01:31:35,303
I know.
[SIGHS]
1310
01:31:36,843 --> 01:31:40,723
But I've been thinking.
Perhaps they're like dogs.
1311
01:31:40,803 --> 01:31:44,353
If we don't take them in, they run wild
and they're a danger to society.
1312
01:31:45,683 --> 01:31:47,683
Verena, up yours
with a Breck bottle.
1313
01:31:49,773 --> 01:31:52,523
TINKA: Bye, guys!
1314
01:31:54,323 --> 01:31:56,483
(TOGETHER) Bye!
1315
01:31:56,573 --> 01:31:59,073
- Bye!
- ♪ Girlfriends for life
1316
01:31:59,283 --> 01:32:02,123
♪ Girlfriends
1317
01:32:02,163 --> 01:32:05,703
♪ For life
1318
01:32:18,973 --> 01:32:23,263
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1319
01:32:23,263 --> 01:32:27,973
♪ Talkin' about my girlfriends
♪ For life
1320
01:32:28,023 --> 01:32:30,693
♪ Girlfriends ♪ For life
1321
01:32:30,693 --> 01:32:33,403
♪ Girlfriends
1322
01:32:33,403 --> 01:32:37,533
♪ For life
1323
01:32:41,403 --> 01:32:43,783
♪ The goin' gets tough
1324
01:32:43,823 --> 01:32:48,243
♪ We ain't no fluff Struttin'
our stuff with girlfriends
1325
01:32:48,293 --> 01:32:51,663
♪ Shampooed and curl
Mascara and pearls
1326
01:32:51,663 --> 01:32:56,043
♪ What's that word We're girlfriends
♪ For life
1327
01:32:56,093 --> 01:32:59,093
♪ Girlfriends
♪ For life
1328
01:32:59,093 --> 01:33:01,673
♪ Girlfriends
1329
01:33:01,723 --> 01:33:06,143
♪ For life
1330
01:33:06,143 --> 01:33:07,973
♪ Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
1331
01:33:12,853 --> 01:33:15,313
♪ I hear Stacy
went out with him
1332
01:33:15,313 --> 01:33:17,693
♪ What, is she crazy
1333
01:33:17,733 --> 01:33:20,323
♪ There she is
♪ She's walkin' kinda funny
1334
01:33:20,363 --> 01:33:24,953
♪ Let's ask her
♪ Hey, Stacy, what's new
1335
01:33:28,163 --> 01:33:31,333
♪ Met a boy so sweet
1336
01:33:31,373 --> 01:33:35,883
♪ He took me out last week
1337
01:33:35,883 --> 01:33:39,253
♪ For a movie and a dinner
1338
01:33:39,303 --> 01:33:43,133
♪ Then we parked
on a dead-end street
1339
01:33:43,133 --> 01:33:47,013
♪ He said I've got
a present for you
1340
01:33:47,013 --> 01:33:51,183
♪ I thought my dreams
were all coming true
1341
01:33:51,183 --> 01:33:55,023
♪ I closed my eyes
1342
01:33:55,063 --> 01:33:58,813
♪ I fantasized
1343
01:33:58,813 --> 01:34:03,073
♪ I held out my hand
1344
01:34:03,113 --> 01:34:06,033
♪ Waited for my big surprise
1345
01:34:06,073 --> 01:34:08,243
♪ Was it a diamond ring
1346
01:34:08,283 --> 01:34:11,833
♪ Or a brand-new dress
♪ Perfume, I bet
1347
01:34:11,833 --> 01:34:13,833
♪ Well, can't you guess
1348
01:34:13,833 --> 01:34:17,083
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1349
01:34:17,123 --> 01:34:20,003
♪ A hairy bird
1350
01:34:22,173 --> 01:34:25,973
♪ What could I say
1351
01:34:26,013 --> 01:34:29,973
♪ So new to romance
1352
01:34:30,013 --> 01:34:33,893
♪ I looked up at his face
♪ Don't look down
1353
01:34:33,933 --> 01:34:37,233
♪ I looked down at his pants
1354
01:34:37,273 --> 01:34:40,823
♪ When a guy asks for
the proof of your love
1355
01:34:40,823 --> 01:34:45,243
♪ Do you spit out your gum
Do you put on a glove
1356
01:34:45,283 --> 01:34:49,033
♪ What are the rules
1357
01:34:49,033 --> 01:34:53,163
♪ The etiquette
1358
01:34:53,203 --> 01:34:56,913
♪ All the things Mama told me
1359
01:34:56,963 --> 01:35:00,253
♪ Are inappropriate
1360
01:35:00,293 --> 01:35:03,173
♪ Girl, what are ya
carryin' on about
1361
01:35:03,213 --> 01:35:05,263
♪ Come on, talk English
1362
01:35:05,303 --> 01:35:08,013
♪ Do I have to spell it out
1363
01:35:08,053 --> 01:35:11,053
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1364
01:35:11,053 --> 01:35:14,353
♪ A hairy bird
1365
01:35:17,563 --> 01:35:20,023
♪ So, how big was it
1366
01:35:20,063 --> 01:35:22,443
♪ Well, smaller than a mailbox
1367
01:35:22,443 --> 01:35:25,113
♪ But bigger than one of those
little cocktail things
1368
01:35:25,113 --> 01:35:28,533
♪ Was it long
♪ Well, pretty long
1369
01:35:28,573 --> 01:35:31,953
♪ But he's not
Vlad the Impaler
1370
01:35:31,953 --> 01:35:35,953
♪ Go on Go on
1371
01:35:35,953 --> 01:35:38,333
♪ Go on
♪ Okay
1372
01:35:38,373 --> 01:35:43,463
♪ So, I thought
what would it hurt
1373
01:35:43,503 --> 01:35:47,473
♪ One little bite
1374
01:35:47,513 --> 01:35:51,473
♪ But on your wedding day
1375
01:35:51,513 --> 01:35:55,223
♪ You couldn't wear white
♪ Oh, no
1376
01:35:55,263 --> 01:35:58,143
♪ I jumped out of his car
like a comet
1377
01:35:58,183 --> 01:36:00,853
♪ And I guess I must have
slammed the door on it
1378
01:36:00,903 --> 01:36:03,113
♪ Look out, look out, look out
[BOY SCREAMING]
1379
01:36:03,113 --> 01:36:05,523
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1380
01:36:05,573 --> 01:36:09,073
♪ A hairy bird
1381
01:36:10,993 --> 01:36:14,623
♪ Everybody, have you heard
the word
1382
01:36:14,623 --> 01:36:18,043
♪ She slammed the door
and she crushed that bird
1383
01:36:18,083 --> 01:36:20,873
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1384
01:36:20,923 --> 01:36:24,093
♪ The hairy bird
1385
01:36:26,463 --> 01:36:30,133
♪ Everybody, have you heard
the word ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh
1386
01:36:30,133 --> 01:36:33,593
♪ She slammed the door and she
crushed that bird ♪ ♪ Oh, oh
1387
01:36:33,593 --> 01:36:38,473
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ The hairy bird
1388
01:36:41,483 --> 01:36:45,113
♪ Everybody, have you heard the word
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1389
01:36:45,153 --> 01:36:46,863
♪ She slammed the door
and she crushed that bird
1390
01:36:47,443 --> 01:36:49,283
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