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[Jughead]
Forget art imitating life.
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Here we had a case
of art imitating death.
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The snuff film
that showed Jason Blossom
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being murdered
by dear old dad...
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[gunshot on video]
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...in a bizarre
recreation of it.
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Months of static shots
of houses, now this.
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Why change the pattern?
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Our Voyeur is trying
to recreate himself
into an auteur.
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No longer satisfied
with merely documenting
our daily lives, it seems.
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Between this tape and the one
of Betty killing me,
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it seems like he's trying
to painstakingly
recreate our deaths.
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Or near deaths.
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He's trying to blur the line
between fact and fiction.
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Is it a warning?
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-Could be a rehearsal.
-For what?
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An actual murder.
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So our auteur got a copy
of the Jason Blossom
murder video and then...
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pulls a Gus Van Sant
and tries to remake it?
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Where did he get
the original video though?
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Blue Velvet Video.
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Is there anything else
we can do at this point?
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Wait for another tape.
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Keep going through the videos
that we confiscated
from the Scarlet Suite.
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Okay, well,
I'm gonna have to let
you two fellows handle that
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because I have to finish
proofing the yearbook tonight.
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The most high school thing
you've ever said.
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[Betty sighs]
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Here it is, Mr. Honey.
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Riverdale High's yearbook
as requested.
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There will be no yearbook
this year, Ms. Cooper.
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Sorry, what? Why?
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The deadline for the printers
was two days ago.
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Yes, but I called the printers
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and they said if we give it
to them this afternoon,
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the yearbooks would be ready
by graduation.
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Yes, but I told you that
I would need to approve
every page.
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And I will not
be able to do that
by this afternoon.
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I pulled all-nighters
to get this done
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and because I'm two days late,
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you're punishing
all of my classmates?
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How is that fair?
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I'm sorry, Ms. Cooper,
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but my decision is final.
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[cell phone ringing]
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-Hello?
-[woman] Is this
Forsythe Pendleton Jones?
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Depends who's asking.
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My name is Dina Letum.
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I'm the admissions coordinator at the University of Iowa.
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Do you have a moment to talk about your application?
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Breaking news, everybody.
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So the University of Iowa
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has one of the best
writing programs
in the country.
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I applied for spring,
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but then they told me
they could take me
as early as fall.
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You're a good writer, bro.
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Wait.
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So this acceptance
is conditional?
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Yeah. They require
additional materials,
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which means
I need another story.
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But this could be
my redemption after that whole
Stonewall hell.
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The only problem is
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the well of my creative
unconscious is tapped out.
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Well, you could write
a monster story
about Mr. Honey.
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I am proud
of you though, Jug.
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What did he do?
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Honey is refusing to publish
the yearbook.
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Our legacy.
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The written record
of our last four years.
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Our friendships, our loves,
clubs, dances.
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Bee, if it's about money,
I'm happy to help pay
for the printing.
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Thank you, Vee, but it's...
the principal of it.
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Mr. Honey has been on our case
since day one.
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Do you remember
when he threatened us
on our first day back?
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And how many of us
are already banned
from going to prom?
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Fangs, Reggie, Toni and I
are all banned
because of Ticklegate.
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And I'm out
because of that bogus
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quiz show cheating scandal.
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Lest we not forget
my transcendent rendition
of Cherry Bomb
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which got Veronica,
the Vixens and myself
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barred from the promenade.
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So, literally the only people
going to prom are...
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[snaps fingers]
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-You wanna go
to prom with me, Jug?
-Oh, I'd be honored.
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But I'm not putting out.
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Let the fan fiction begin.
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Cousin Betty,
I share your outrage.
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Something must be done
to stop this heinous villain.
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Like what? Every time
we make a move against him,
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he hits us back.
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He's not letting Archie
walk with the rest of us
at graduation.
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He's a fiend.
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Although, one thing that would
stop Mr. Honey...
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is if we killed him.
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Or scared him enough
to leave town.
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I mean, it would be so easy.
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Mr. Honey works late
on Tuesdays.
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He usually leaves around 9:00.
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Yeah, but wouldn't
he recognize us?
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Good point, Arch.
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Okay, let's say we wear
bunny masks
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and Stonewall Prep jackets.
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[Archie] I could sneak up
and knock him out.
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Take him down.
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[grunts]
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[Betty] Then we tie him up
and stuff him
into the trunk of a car.
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What do you say, Reggie?
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Can we borrow Bella for this?
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After the way Honey trashed her
on Halloween night?
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Bella! [gasps]
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What happened to my car?
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Such a shame when someone
disrespects your property,
isn't it?
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Hell yeah.
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[Reggie] Where the hell
do we take him?
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My family still owns
that cabin in Fox Forest.
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[Betty] Then we take him there
and make him think
he's gonna die.
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[Cheryl] And I know
just the way we can do that.
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Veronica, do you remember
when we maple-boarded
my monster of a mumsie?
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[Mr. Honey choking]
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[coughs]
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We're letting you go,
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but you're leaving town
tonight.
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And if you don't,
we'll keep doing this.
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And we won't stop
until you're dead.
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[panting] You're insane.
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Fine. More syrup please,
then we'll start
digging his grave.
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No, no, no.
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[struggling]
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At least that's one way
we could get our revenge.
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We could do that, for sure.
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Or we could pull off
a classic senior prank,
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the likes of which
will never be forgotten.
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[clicks tongue]
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And I've got just the one
for Mr. Honey.
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It's an oldie, but a goodie.
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[telephone ringing]
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Miss Bell,
could you come in here?
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Miss Bell!
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Looks like we won this round.
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Maybe.
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Though I still think
we should've killed him.
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[typing]
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Jug, what are you doing?
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I'm writing a new story
for Iowa.
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You gave me the idea actually.
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It's called
Killing Mr. Honey.
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Great title.
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It's perfect.
I get to write something
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for my Iowa submission
while simultaneously
working out
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our collective revenge fantasy
against Mr. Honey.
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[continues typing]
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I printed some pages
on your night table
if you wanna read.
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[Jughead] Kidnapping Mr. Honey
was supposed to be
a joke, a prank.
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Payback for how
he terrorized them
all year long.
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[Jughead]
Where are his glasses?
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[Archie] Crap, they must've
fallen along the way.
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[Jughead]
No one was supposed to die.
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I can barely see
without my glasses.
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So you might as well take
those ridiculous masks off.
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[Reggie] Shut the hell up.
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I know exactly who you are,
Mr. Mantle.
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Mr. Andrews and Mr. Jones.
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And clearly you've partnered
with Ms. Lodge,
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Ms. Blossom and of course...
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Ms. Cooper.
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[Archie] Yo, what the hell
are you doing?
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He said he knew
who we were.
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Actually,
I didn't know, Mr. Mantle.
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I suspected it.
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But thanks to
your stupidity,
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my suspicions
have been confirmed.
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Dude, he played you
like a cheap violin.
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You just blew our cover,
you idiot.
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[Mr. Honey laughs]
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You think that's funny?
[breathing heavily]
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You think
you're better than me?
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-Reggie!
-Hey, Reggie!
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Come on, come on.
Just stop it.
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-You're gonna kill him.
Stop it, Reggie.
-All right.
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[panting]
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Tell me, Mr. Mantle,
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is that what your father
does to you?
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[Archie] Hey, shut up!
Hey, Reggie!
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[Mr. Honey laughs]
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We're leaving you now,
Mr. Honey,
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but we'll be back soon.
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And you shut your damn mouth
or we're gonna let him back in.
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Wow, that's dark.
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Is it too dark?
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No, I love it.
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[message alert chimes]
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Well, duty calls.
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Charles wants us
to meet him at his office.
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Is there any way
you can take point on that?
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I wanna continue
working on this.
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Sure.
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[Jughead] Once Mr. Honey
was secure at the cabin,
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we took shifts watching him.
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Cheryl was up first.
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Have one of you found them?
My glasses?
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TBH, I don't know.
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It's not too late,
Ms. Blossom.
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You can make this right.
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We are making it right.
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By kidnapping me.
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[scoffs]
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How do you think this ends?
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Betty and Jughead have a plan.
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Huh.
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Well, I've never taken you
to be a follower.
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Yes. Well,
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you have given us something
we've never had before.
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A common enemy.
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You were cruel to me,
Mr. Honey.
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You barred me
and all of my Vixens from prom.
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You locked Ms. Appleyard
in her office.
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She had a panic attack
and quit.
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What was I supposed to do?
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[shouts] What am I
supposed to do now?
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Hmm.
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Agree to make a video...
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giving us permission
to go to prom
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and promising that you won't
punish us for this
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or anything ever again.
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Might I suggest
an alternative, Ms. Blossom?
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Release me.
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Call the police.
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Tell them it was a...
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it was a school prank
that went horribly awry.
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You'll be punished, of course.
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But at least your lives
won't be ruined.
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So you won't
make that video then?
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Absolutely not.
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Fine.
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Then it's your funeral,
Mr. Honey.
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Mrs. Klump received this new
videotape this morning.
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[woman screaming on screen]
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Oh, my God.
Another recreation?
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Where did you get
the actual footage?
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Finished going through
the videos that we confiscated
from Blue Velvet.
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Turns out Jason Blossom's
snuff film
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wasn't the only contraband
that David had.
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Where the hell
is he getting these from?
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[Jughead] Next, it was Archie
and Veronica's turn
to check on their captive.
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To see if he'd had
a change of heart.
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[door creaking]
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Mr. Honey. Mr. Honey.
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Does he have a pulse?
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Here, let me check.
250
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:14,663
Is he okay?
251
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,708
Is he alive?
252
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,583
-[Mr. Honey] You're late.
-And you are?
253
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:25,152
I'm Principal Weatherbee's
replacement, Mr. Honey.
254
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,806
Things are gonna be different
this year.
255
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,591
We'll have order, discipline.
256
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,508
-Is he okay, is he alive?
-No.
257
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:35,815
He's not.
258
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,121
He's dead.
259
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,732
RIP, Mr. Honey.
260
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:41,733
[keyboard clacking]
261
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,215
[rock music
playing on speakers]
262
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,653
Brace yourselves, bitches.
263
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,656
I just saw our most hated foe,
Honey, entering his office.
264
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,441
Was his ass
still glued to his chair?
265
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,008
[all chuckle]
266
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,706
I heard they had to use
turpentine to unstick it.
267
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,926
He was smelling
particularly odious.
268
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,494
[speakers buzzing]
269
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,280
Students of Riverdale High.
270
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,891
Unless the person
or persons responsible
271
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:13,635
for yesterday's
so-called prank
step forward,
272
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,856
prom is officially cancelled.
273
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,686
I knew it.
274
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,471
I knew your juvenile antics
were going to end in tragedy.
275
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,909
Turn thyself in, Reginald,
immediately.
276
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,693
No way.
277
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,479
I pranked Mr. Honey
on behalf of all of us.
278
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,567
And for the record...
279
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,744
I did not prank alone.
280
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,486
Oh, God. And who would be
stupid enough to help you?
281
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,318
-[Betty] Kevin.
-[Veronica] Archie!
282
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,320
-What's the big deal?
-It's not like any of us
were allowed to go.
283
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,322
We were going to crash it,
you dotty pole.
284
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,889
Now there's nothing left
to crash.
285
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,803
And I refuse to be
the only sitting president
286
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,067
in the history
of Riverdale High
who didn't sponsor a prom.
287
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,590
Okay, everyone chill.
288
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,723
Reggie's not the enemy here.
Mr. Honey is.
289
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,291
If we all turn against
each other now, we all lose.
290
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,380
If we want the prom back,
we need to think strategically.
291
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,078
Betty, what should we do?
292
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,952
We research our enemy,
293
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:13,651
determine if there are
any skeletons in his closet
we can exploit.
294
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,914
I'll take point on that.
295
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,655
In the meantime...
296
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:18,918
Nobody panic.
297
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,833
[all panting]
298
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,406
I don't understand.
299
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,017
I didn't even
hit him that hard.
300
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,801
Why did you even have
to hit him at all, Reggie?
301
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,237
You were the last one
to see him alive.
302
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,674
I didn't do anything.
303
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,328
He was fine when I left him.
He must've toppled over
in his chair or something.
304
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,852
We wanted to scare Mr. Honey,
not kill him.
305
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:41,766
Well, he's dead.
306
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,682
There's no walking back
from it.
307
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,249
Jug is right.
What's done is done.
308
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,903
The only question is,
309
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,645
are we going to let
this terrible accident,
310
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,822
and yes, I am calling it
an accident, which it was,
311
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,390
ruin our lives, our future?
312
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,348
I hope not.
313
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,828
I'm going
to Highsmith College.
314
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,222
I'm going to Barnard.
315
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,484
I'm going to Yale.
316
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,920
I'm going to the Naval Academy.
317
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,530
I'm trying to go
to the University of Iowa.
318
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,968
And I'm going to Riverdale
Community College.
319
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,534
Maybe.
320
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,016
All right, then.
321
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,497
Who here has experience
in getting rid of a dead body?
322
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,939
The hell. Am I the only one
that hasn't gotten rid
of a dead body before?
323
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,072
No time like the present, bro.
324
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,171
You're not gonna believe this.
325
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,564
I did some sleuthing
on our least favorite tyrant
326
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,914
and it turns out
there's a pattern
327
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,047
to his reign of terror.
328
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,050
Honey has cancelled prom
at every high school
he's worked at.
329
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,879
For different reasons,
but the end result
is always the same.
330
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:54,752
Geez. He's like the Grinch
that stole prom.
331
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,667
What are we gonna do
with this?
332
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,061
We share this key information
with our troops
333
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,629
and dispatch them
to the appropriate parties.
334
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,070
Hi, honey. How was school?
335
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,116
Well, Mom,
now that you mention it...
336
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,161
Mr. Honey cancelled prom.
337
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,077
That's not even
the worst of it.
338
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,514
He's doing it out of spite.
339
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,386
And look, I'm not one
for school dances,
340
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,605
but this one means a lot.
341
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,955
Nana, it's our senior year.
342
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,088
And I for one did not suffer
for four years
343
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,829
to have this
one magical night
344
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:31,833
taken away by some
hateful he-shrew.
345
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,096
This is like
a personal vendetta with him.
346
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,316
We can't let Mr. Honey
take this away from us.
347
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,361
Not after everything
we've been through.
348
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,973
Mr. Jones, Mom,
we need this.
349
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,304
[footsteps approaching]
350
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,701
Mr. Honey.
As concerned parents,
351
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,704
we are here to demand
that you reinstate prom
352
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,314
and you re-invite
those students
353
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,273
you so rudely barred
from attending.
354
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,796
That won't be possible.
355
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,146
You see it's my job
to prepare these students
356
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,975
to be upstanding citizens
of the world,
357
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,586
and their behavior
needs to reflect that.
358
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,066
So far, it has not.
359
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,981
Oh, I'll show you
some behavior.
360
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:36,245
Mr. Honey, Mary Andrews here,
attorney-at-law.
361
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,117
May I bring
to your attention
362
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,250
the case of Murray et al vs. The Greendale School District?
363
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,861
A small town principal
cancelled prom
364
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,863
and parents of
said small town sued him
365
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,039
for psychological damage,
and won.
366
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,303
I'm a very
good lawyer, Mr. Honey.
367
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,392
[Hiram] And might I add,
as the mayor of Riverdale,
368
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,656
I have a direct line
to Governor Dooley
and the Board of Education.
369
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:59,050
And I'd hate for them
to look into and possibly
revoke your credentials.
370
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,009
And RIVW has been hungry
371
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,272
for a gripping,
public interest story
372
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,796
that would make
nationwide headlines.
373
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,147
"Principal Cancels Prom
Out of Spite."
374
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,236
I think would surely
fit the bill.
375
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,454
[sighs]
376
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,674
And what will you two
do to me?
377
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:14,762
Oh, we're just the muscle.
378
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,068
[Mr. Hiram scoffs]
379
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,334
Well, I am sorry,
but my decision is final.
380
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,250
Actually it's not.
As President of the PTA,
381
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,035
I have a right to demand
a vote on this matter.
382
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,213
Perhaps, if all of us,
383
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,389
say over the age of 20,
would like to adjourn
to my office,
384
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,913
we might discuss this
as adults.
385
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,480
Yes, let's do that.
386
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,135
And as student body president,
I'll be joining.
387
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,005
Fine.
388
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,881
[Jughead] And so the dragon
that had been terrorizing
389
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,492
the halls of Riverdale High
was beaten.
390
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,407
Vanquished.
391
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,932
All that remained was giving it a proper burial.
392
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,630
Hurry up!
393
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:57,761
It's almost dawn.
394
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,722
How deep does the grave
have to be?
395
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,158
Deep. It's Riverdale.
396
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,993
What's shocking is,
how many times
397
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,778
have we said these very words
in real life?
398
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:15,866
I know, isn't it chilling?
399
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,956
Hobo. Bride of Hobo.
400
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,350
As student body president,
I have an announcement to make.
401
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,745
Although, I believe
this proclamation calls
for a more festive setting.
402
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,141
[indistinct conversation]
403
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,886
[clears throat]
404
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,410
Classmates...
405
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,586
Mothers, fathers...
406
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,936
Nana...
407
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,938
Prom is officially back on!
408
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,245
[whooping]
409
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,947
So, I'd like to propose
a toast.
410
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,688
To generations united,
411
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,994
together, we have proven
victorious.
412
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,736
To all of us,
413
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,999
and to a senior prom
we will never forget.
414
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,437
[all] Yay! Cheers!
415
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,135
And if I may speak
for the grown-ups.
416
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,136
[man] Yup.
417
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,446
We're just so very, very proud
of you.
418
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,753
And the thoughtful, intelligent
young adults you've become.
419
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,190
You kids have been through
a lot.
420
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,019
Much more than we did,
when we were at Riverdale High.
421
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,369
[mothers chuckling]
422
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:24,544
[Hermione] And we may not
say it enough but,
423
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,328
you mean the world to us.
424
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:29,113
And, although it may not
always seem like it,
425
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:31,681
we have your best interests
at heart.
426
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,466
You worked hard,
you deserve to celebrate.
427
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:37,383
My boy is gonna be
the first Jones man
to go to college.
428
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,341
-Whoo!
-[all] Whoo!
429
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,091
[Jughead] They were supposed
to feel relief,
430
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:52,746
Honey was dead, and buried.
431
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:55,923
And they'd gotten away with it. They were free.
432
00:21:55,966 --> 00:22:00,362
Free to go back to talking
about college and homework...
And prom...
433
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,843
So, in terms of a theme
for prom...
434
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,627
-[Betty] Hm?
-I was thinking,
435
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,150
"Old Hollywood."
436
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,370
I was going to suggest
F. Scott Fitzgerald,
437
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,590
The Beautiful and Damned,
but,
438
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:13,070
old Hollywood glamour
works as well.
439
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,290
Now, how many limos
should we get?
440
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,337
How can you talk about prom
and limos after what we did
last night?
441
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,427
Hey, Reggie, shut the hell up
right now.
442
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,690
All I'm saying is last night
was majorly messed up.
443
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,127
-Reg...
-Guys, I was just
in the front office
444
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,824
and I saw Ms. Bell talking
to the police.
445
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,870
What? What were
they talking about?
446
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:31,524
You know, how Principal Honey's
gone missing?
447
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,788
Well, some Adventure Scouts
were camping in the woods,
448
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:37,312
found a pair of glasses
that might belong to Mr. Honey.
449
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,359
So now the police
are suspecting foul play.
450
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,274
They're canceling class,
sending out a search party.
Should we go sign up?
451
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,592
This is a great
complication, Jug.
452
00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:58,942
-You think so?
-Mmm-hmm.
453
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,075
You don't think the Adventure
Scouts finding the glasses is
too contrived?
454
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:04,513
Guys, I was in the office
right now, Mr. Honey
asked me to find you.
455
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,820
Said he wanted to see you
ASAP.
456
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:09,518
That's weird.
457
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:10,824
[footsteps approaching]
458
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,914
Charles. Mr. Honey.
459
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,872
What's up, Chuck?
460
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,484
Well, a videotape
was delivered to the school
this morning.
461
00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:21,878
I called Agent Smith,
462
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:24,925
and he told me that
the two of you have been
helping him with his case.
463
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,582
I thought you might want
to see this.
464
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:33,020
Be warned,
it's extremely unsettling.
465
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,151
[remote clicks]
466
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,330
Now, it's just
the school's facade at first,
467
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:41,768
but then...
468
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,296
How long does this go on for?
469
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:50,516
[Mr. Honey] Hours.
470
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:53,040
Whoever shot this video
covered every inch
of the school.
471
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,563
I mean, every hallway,
every classroom,
472
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,435
the gym, the auditorium,
the locker rooms.
473
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,784
But what
could it possibly mean?
474
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:02,005
Because it feels like a...
475
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:04,138
I don't know, a warning
or a...
476
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,401
threat. Wouldn't you agree,
Agent Smith?
477
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,231
That's one way
to interpret it, yes.
478
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,541
Well, in that case,
479
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:21,503
seems I have no other option
but to put the school
on high alert.
480
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:24,158
And despite the PTA's wishes,
cancel prom.
481
00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:29,206
If this tape even suggests
the possibility of violence
against any of my students,
482
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,905
every precaution
must be taken,
483
00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:33,863
including curbing
extra-curricular activities.
484
00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,519
Will you let
your friends know,
485
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,478
while I alert your parents?
486
00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:42,350
Mmm-hmm.
487
00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,885
-This feels very wrong.
-Completely agree.
488
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,974
We know that our guy
has moved on from
simple recordings
489
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,716
and on to re-creations.
This tape feels like
he's backtracking.
490
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,283
Or unless
he's revisiting themes.
491
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:04,154
Or it could be a hoax.
492
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:05,895
I mean, think about it,
the general public
does not know
493
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,942
our Voyeur/auteur has moved on
to re-creations, right?
494
00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:11,118
-Correct.
-I'm following you, Jughead.
495
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,294
So, if someone wanted
to pretend to be our auteur
and they didn't
496
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:15,514
have the privileged information
that we do,
497
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:18,473
they would have shot a video
exactly like the one
Mr. Honey was sent.
498
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,910
It's not a coincidence.
Honey wants to cancel prom,
499
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:24,000
he's conveniently sent a video
that gives him
the perfect excuse.
500
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:26,873
Guys, unless we have
conclusive proof that
this videotape was made by
501
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,136
someone other than
our original guy,
502
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:30,964
Honey's well within his rights
to cancel prom.
503
00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:32,835
Well, can we borrow
a copy of Honey's tape?
504
00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:34,228
Sure. Why?
505
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,360
So we can review
every second of it.
506
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:39,625
No, you have a story to write.
I will watch the damn tape.
Let's go.
507
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,844
[Jughead] And then,
without warning,
508
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:44,804
their carefully constructed
plan began to unravel.
509
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,675
Thanks to a guilt-ridden
Reggie.
510
00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:48,851
Hey, you know what I heard
about Honey?
511
00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:50,723
I heard he was hooking up
with a student,
512
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,551
and got run out of town.
513
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:55,162
Who cares?
Guy was a total perv.
Gave me the creeps.
514
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:58,905
What are you saying?
What are you saying!
515
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,080
That you're glad
that he's dead?
516
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,038
Reggie, shut the hell up.
517
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,084
No, that's not
what we're saying.
518
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:06,434
Look, all I'm saying is
the guy was a total weirdo.
519
00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:09,002
If he ran off, who cares,
good riddance.
520
00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:10,830
He didn't run off.
521
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,661
They found his glasses.
522
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:16,879
What's your point?
523
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,141
Dude, Reggie, I'm serious.
524
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:21,971
Just that,
they found his glasses.
525
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,626
But Honey will never be found
'cause he is--
526
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,759
Shut up. Shut up.
527
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:29,544
You don't know
what you're talking about.
528
00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:41,904
[breathing shakily]
529
00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,519
I'm ordering Chinese,
you want Lo Mein?
530
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:50,696
Yup, and some fried
wontons, please.
531
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:53,873
-Chicken or veggie?
-Oh, hell no.
532
00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:00,749
Charles.
533
00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:09,932
I think we got him.
534
00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,851
[door opens]
535
00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:20,160
Agent Smith, Ms. Cooper,
Mr. Jones. May I help you?
536
00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,466
Yes, you can tell us whether
or not this is you
537
00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:25,992
in the screengrab
from the video you received.
538
00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:29,212
[Charles] Is it you holding
the camera in that photo?
539
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:32,128
I mean, it's only two frames
but it's enough
to nail your ass.
540
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:35,001
If you're suggesting
that I'm sending videotapes
around town--
541
00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:37,220
No, not all the tapes,
just this one.
542
00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:41,224
You're a copycat, Mr. Honey,
and not a very good one.
543
00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:44,532
Using the Voyeur's MO
to ramp up
your personal feud
544
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:45,968
against me and my friends?
545
00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,491
Feud?
546
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:48,710
I...
547
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,407
I've been trying
to protect you.
548
00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,453
The only person
we need protection from is you,
549
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:54,020
Mr. Honey, you're deranged.
550
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,545
I was trying to help you.
551
00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:01,331
To prepare you for a life
outside of Riverdale.
552
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,377
You can justify
your actions all you want
553
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,118
but we already sent
copies of the videos
to the school board,
554
00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,249
aka, our parents.
555
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,904
So between them
and the FBI,
556
00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,210
I hope you have
a good lawyer.
557
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,431
Guess that's checkmate,
Mr. Honey.
558
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:15,998
Don't mess with us
in our own town.
559
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,090
What causes a principal
to hate his students so much?
560
00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:22,875
Was he bullied
in high school?
561
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:25,399
Is his entire career
based on revenge?
562
00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:26,835
Well, maybe he should've
had sessions
563
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:29,969
with Mrs. Burble
along with the rest of us.
564
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,840
At least now
you can finish your story
565
00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,929
without any
real-life interruptions.
566
00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,322
How close are you
to being done?
567
00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:36,932
Oh, close.
Reggie just died.
568
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:40,066
Reggie?
Why did Reggie have to die?
569
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,598
[Cheryl crying]
570
00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:07,528
It's not right.
571
00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,356
[sobbing] Reggie didn't
deserve that.
572
00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:11,924
Well, of course
he didn't deserve it, Cheryl.
573
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,229
You need to get
ahold of yourself.
574
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,057
Do you understand me?
575
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:17,799
It's very sad, tragic even,
what happened to Reggie,
576
00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,540
but he was out of control.
577
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,760
He couldn't handle himself
when Mr. Honey died.
578
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,240
Died? Are you serious?
579
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,416
Jughead's right, Cheryl.
580
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,853
Reggie was spiraling.
581
00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:29,071
He was drinking.
582
00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:32,422
-Tell her, Arch.
-Yeah.
583
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,902
If hadn't been in
the locker room that time,
584
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,034
I don't know what
he would've said.
585
00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:36,513
[sobbing]
586
00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:38,777
Fine, but did we
have to cut his brakes?
587
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,779
I mean,
we murdered out friend.
588
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,519
What are you
talking about, Vee?
589
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,960
We didn't
cut Reggie's brakes.
590
00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:50,745
His death was an accident.
591
00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:53,835
[chuckles]
592
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,446
The truth is he was never
taking care of that car
593
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,187
the way he should've.
594
00:29:58,231 --> 00:29:59,928
-Eventually it just
caught up with him.
-[crying]
595
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,974
We can't change what happened.
596
00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,890
The only thing we can do
is live our lives.
597
00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:07,631
Wow.
Are you hearing
yourselves?
598
00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,764
It's like you actually
believe this crap.
599
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:13,159
Ronnie, two people
are dead right now. Dead.
600
00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:14,464
And right now
the world thinks
601
00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:15,857
that Reggie died
from a car accident.
602
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,337
A horrible car accident.
603
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,557
So this ends...
604
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:23,212
right now,
if we all just
stick together.
605
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,390
-Will you do that for me?
-My God.
606
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,351
I knew Betty and Jughead
had a dark streak,
607
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:34,180
but when did you become
such a monster, Archiekins?
608
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:38,227
[scoffs] Come on.
Don't kid yourself, Veronica.
609
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:40,012
In this town
we're all monsters.
610
00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,971
We've always been monsters,
and that includes you, too.
611
00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:46,148
The question is,
are we going to be
monsters in college...
612
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,629
or in jail?
613
00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:49,760
[Cheryl cries softly]
614
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,117
Wow.
615
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,815
So we're the monsters.
616
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,644
I kinda just go wherever
the story leads me.
617
00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,211
But don't worry I'm gonna
change all of our names
618
00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,127
before I submit it
to the University of Iowa.
619
00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:12,871
So no one is going to know
the perverted truth
about us... but us.
620
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,744
So, what happens next?
621
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,615
Do Veronica and Cheryl
go to the police,
622
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:21,792
or does your teen angst
body count increase by two?
623
00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,229
I honestly
don't even know yet.
624
00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:25,231
I'm still trying to
decide between some
625
00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:28,060
-cautionary morality tale
and a nihilistic dark comedy.
-Mmm.
626
00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:31,628
Guys, dead man walking.
Hallway, right now.
627
00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:32,847
That was fast.
628
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,525
Well, Mr. Honey,
looks like the good guys won.
629
00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:03,269
[chuckles cynically]
630
00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:05,532
Is that what you think
happened here?
631
00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:07,795
Well, you're leaving
and we're staying,
632
00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:09,492
so yeah,
I'd mark that as a win.
633
00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:11,059
Hmm.
634
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:15,455
I stand by everything
that I've done.
635
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:17,979
Including the videotape.
636
00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:22,027
Everything that
I have done...
637
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:25,030
is to make this school
better, safer,
638
00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:27,075
for you and
your classmates.
639
00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:29,295
Because what goes on
around here,
640
00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,819
murder, mayhem, depravity...
641
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,474
it is not normal.
642
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,915
Well, it's normal to us.
643
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,222
Which is why
we had to stop you.
644
00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:45,876
[scoffs] Stop me.
645
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,140
Ms. Cooper...
646
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:50,011
I saw the writing
on the wall days ago
647
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,621
and I lined up my next job.
648
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:57,018
I am Stonewall Prep's
new headmaster.
649
00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,804
It seems they cleaned house
and were in need of a...
650
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:03,024
strong leader to help them
rebuild their reputation.
651
00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:08,247
And my salary, it's...
652
00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:10,031
triple what I've been
making here.
653
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:26,961
All right, you know what?
Screw Mr. Honey.
654
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,658
-He sucks.
-[Veronica]
That's right, Archiekins.
655
00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,095
I mean, who doctors up
656
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,053
fake evidence just to
cancel prom?
657
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:34,142
And takes away
a school's yearbook?
658
00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:35,361
Censors a variety show.
659
00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:37,276
A psycho, that's who.
660
00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:42,281
That man is anything but.
661
00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:46,111
I have been working in that
front office for 50 years.
662
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:47,764
And in all that time,
663
00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:51,377
I have outlasted
eight principals.
664
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,727
And beyond a doubt,
665
00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:56,512
the best, by far...
666
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,427
was Mr. Honey.
667
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,213
Poor Miss Bell,
668
00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:02,910
you've fallen under
the monster's spell.
669
00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:04,564
[scoffs]
670
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:07,915
Do any of you have any idea
671
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,831
what that man has done
for this school?
672
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:14,574
This year alone,
673
00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:17,490
he personally arranged for
six low-income students
674
00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:20,667
to go to colleges
on full scholarships.
675
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,451
Wait, really?
676
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:25,367
Also, this year's
average GPA
677
00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:27,935
is higher than
it's been in decades.
678
00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:30,416
And more seniors
will be going to college
679
00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:34,855
than have since 1956.
680
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:37,466
Oh, and of course, no students
have died under his watch.
681
00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:42,080
He asked me
to mail this for you.
682
00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:45,692
But I don't think I will.
683
00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,563
You may wanna
read it though
684
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:50,436
to fully comprehend
your actions.
685
00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,008
What is it, Jug?
686
00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,623
It's a letter
written by Mr. Honey
to the University of Iowa.
687
00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:17,854
Are you gonna open it?
688
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,079
Look, it can't be worse than
whatever you're imagining.
689
00:35:51,105 --> 00:35:53,194
What did Mr. Honey say?
690
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,282
Was he trying to
screw you over?
691
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:55,675
Oh, my God.
692
00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:00,201
-I have to change it.
-Change what?
693
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:01,594
My story, I have to fix it.
694
00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:09,297
[Jughead] The problem with
believing you have
all the answers,
695
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:12,126
is that is blinds you
to the truth that's
right before your eyes.
696
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,258
[door creaking]
697
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:20,874
Mr. Honey.
698
00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:23,137
[typing]
699
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,095
Ronnie, what do we do?
700
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,532
Call 911.
701
00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:28,969
-No if we do that--
-If we don't, he'll die.
702
00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:32,015
Call 911. I'll give him CPR.
703
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,843
[typing]
704
00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:37,107
Uh, yeah.
We need an ambulance.
705
00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,163
What the hell happened?
706
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,817
It's okay. The doctors said
Honey's gonna make it.
707
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,558
No, I'm more worried
about us.
708
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:55,213
Okay. What do the police know?
What did you tell them?
709
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,953
The truth.
710
00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,868
That this all started
as some stupid prank
711
00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:00,435
and that things
got out of hand.
712
00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:02,524
A prank? Do you realize
what you've done?
713
00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,831
Yeah, we kept a man
from dying.
714
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,920
And ruined our lives.
715
00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:08,835
Reggie's right, you guys just
wrecked everything,
our futures,
716
00:37:08,878 --> 00:37:10,402
now none of us
are gonna go to college.
717
00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:12,534
Who cares about college?
Don't you guys understand
718
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,536
that we could spend
the next 20 years of our lives
in Shankshaw--
719
00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,235
Shankshaw prison?
720
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,324
Are you listening
to yourselves?
721
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,326
Mr. Honey could've died.
722
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,023
We would've been murderers.
723
00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:26,418
Better that than what's
coming next for all of us.
724
00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:28,811
You don't mean that, Betty,
do you?
725
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,031
That you would've preferred
Mr. Honey to die?
726
00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,296
[Betty]
What made you rewrite it?
727
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:39,082
Guess I finally realized
what I was saying,
728
00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:40,127
how I was saying it.
729
00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:46,133
I've been reveling in
this town's sickness
and I was...
730
00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:49,049
enjoying the suffering
of another person,
731
00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,572
even if it was Mr. Honey.
732
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,664
This is about
Mr. Honey's letter.
733
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,796
Isn't it?
734
00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:01,104
What does he say in it?
735
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,584
Hey, guys.
736
00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:06,762
Hey, Jellybean, uh,
now is not the best time.
737
00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:08,329
Well, I'm sorry to interrupt,
738
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,157
but this was
on our doorstep.
739
00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,264
More house shots?
740
00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:33,354
Maybe it's another copycat?
741
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,837
-Maybe it's an invitation.
-Yeah, but where?
742
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,795
That place doesn't even
look like it's in Riverdale.
743
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,319
No, but I've seen
this place before.
744
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:47,586
That's the cabin
where Veronica's mom
killed Sheriff Minetta.
745
00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:48,761
Where they had their affair.
746
00:38:51,241 --> 00:38:52,373
I'll go get my keys.
747
00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:43,511
What's that for?
748
00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,080
Look like a makeshift screen.
749
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,868
This projector reminds me
of the one we used to have
at the drive-in.
750
00:39:54,304 --> 00:39:55,349
There's no film in it, though.
751
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,313
Jug.
752
00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:29,470
[Mr. Honey]
Dear Headmaster Koontz,
753
00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:32,125
Greetings from Riverdale High.
754
00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:36,042
I wanted to follow up on our conversation with a short note.
755
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:40,481
Though Jughead Jones has had
an incredibly difficult year,
as you know,
756
00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:43,484
and I've only interacted
with him a scant few times,
757
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,486
he is a special kid,
758
00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,923
and a superb writer.
759
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,621
But he needs a break.
760
00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:53,189
He needs good teachers
and a healthy environment,
761
00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:55,757
which I know
the University of Iowa
can provide.
762
00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:58,368
I don't say this lightly,
763
00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:00,675
but I do believe
Jughead Jones
764
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:04,070
will be an important voice
of his generation.
765
00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:05,550
If you'd like to
discuss him further,
766
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,029
please call me at any time.
767
00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:10,032
All my best to you and Edith.
768
00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,687
Sincerely, Holden Honey.
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