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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,312 Hey Kia. 2 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:28,346 What is this? 3 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,649 It's a party... enjoy yourself 4 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,780 I'll just be back. 5 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,660 It's a wedding not a seminar. 6 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,228 Come on, enjoy yourself! 7 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,524 I'll just be back. 8 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,061 Don't feel shy my dear... 9 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,264 Take this. 10 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,069 Loosen up and enjoy yourself. 11 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,370 Take it. 12 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,988 - Let's enjoy? - Sorry... 13 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,992 - I have my chums. - Excuse me? 14 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,693 Chums? Periods? 15 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,120 Menstrual cycle? 16 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,399 No problem! Stay free! 17 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,455 Enjoy! 18 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,009 Mrs. Aurora. Sorry... 19 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:30,344 I hope you all happy with the wedding arrangements. 20 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:31,780 Please don't say that... 21 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:34,040 Can't you see how much everyone is enjoying? 22 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,346 Forget about everyone... 23 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,614 Look how happy our son is! 24 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,749 Your daughter is lovely. 25 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,686 She will take good care of him. 26 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,659 Mr. Kapoor, it's true... 27 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,562 behind every successful 28 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,757 there has to be a woman. 29 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,092 The two of us are living proof of that! 30 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:55,061 Today he is VP, tomorrow he will be President... 31 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,698 then CEO, Chairman. 32 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,801 How can a man work for 16 hours a day... 33 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,980 without a good support system? 34 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:06,381 My daughter-in-law will settle out this fool's life. 35 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,680 Thank you! 36 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,985 Hey Kia. What are you doing here? 37 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,386 Go enjoy yourself. 38 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,751 Hello? Hello? 39 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,125 Hello? 40 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,526 How can I enjoy myself? 41 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,291 My best friend is dying! 42 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:23,095 Today her happiness, dreams, identity, independence... 43 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:24,692 Basically it's her last day of being alive. 44 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,567 From tomorrow she will be a support... 45 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,128 Like a pillar... 46 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,298 Ya, ya pillar. 47 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,400 Sure, that's important too. 48 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,240 But the world will always say... 49 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,176 Wow! What a building! 50 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,178 Who talks about the poor pillar'? 51 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:39,216 No, no I like marriage. 52 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,013 It's a nice concept. 53 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,543 But why should I spend my life with someone 54 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:46,749 who after 40 years will look into my eyes and say... 55 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,022 Thank you for being my pillar! 56 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,000 Enjoy, enjoy. 57 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,546 You ok? 58 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:52,479 Sorry! 59 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,454 Sorry! 60 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,760 You want something? 61 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,133 Ma! 62 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:06,594 I want my mom! 63 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:10,998 Yes Ma'am!? 64 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,712 Can you get this gentleman... 65 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:18,175 - his Ma? - Excuse me? 66 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,615 Mom? 67 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,165 Kabir. 68 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:39,068 Kia. 69 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,179 Mom... 70 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:52,341 would hold my hand really tight during take off & landing... 71 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,344 Like this... 72 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,780 She was very scared of flying. 73 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,056 Was? 74 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:04,021 It's been 10 years since she passed away. 75 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,188 Today is her birthday... 76 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:07,663 That's why... 77 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,395 something happened, something flashed, 78 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:15,497 something crashed... and you received this gift. 79 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,008 What gift? 80 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:22,706 The gift of seeing a boy cry live in front of a girl. 81 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,314 You're happy right... 82 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,287 that your mom was born? 83 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:38,422 Then why cry on her birthday? 84 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,590 Celebrate! 85 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,625 Happy birthday Aunty! 86 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,634 Dad's alive right? 87 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,503 Ya. 88 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,137 Are you sad that he is? 89 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:57,043 No... he's OK. 90 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,444 Mama's boy! 91 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,685 Mama's boy does not like his Daddy? 92 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,978 It's not that. It's tough... 93 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:06,689 to like Mr. Bhansal is tough. 94 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,158 My dad is Kumar Bansal. 95 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:14,257 Bansal? 96 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,561 The builder? 97 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,329 I'm already liking you! 98 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,069 You're the son of the man who owns half of Delhi! 99 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,506 The most expensive scotch! 100 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,233 Double, on the rocks please! 101 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,814 This is the problem with low cost airlines. 102 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,214 You can't tell the rich from the poor. 103 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,978 Everyone travels economy. 104 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,616 So'? Mr. Kabir Bansal... 105 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,521 You were in Chandigarh to buy Chandigarh? 106 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,558 No. My friend had a break-up... 107 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,218 I was there for moral support. 108 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,029 Cheers! 109 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,064 To your Friend's freedom. 110 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,227 So... 111 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,238 Having issues with dad? 112 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:01,073 You want to transform his business with your new ideas... 113 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,044 but he's not agreeing. Correct? 114 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,009 He wants to show you he's still the boss. 115 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,249 The usual problem with big business families. 116 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,111 First produce a son to takeover the business. 117 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,489 When the son is ready to takeover, 118 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,388 the father is not ready to handover! 119 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,222 The usual "father-son" friction 120 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,784 I totally get it 121 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:20,223 I have no interest in my dad's business. 122 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,653 What? 123 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,624 And before you order another double on the rocks... 124 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:27,603 I want to share a big truth with you. 125 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:29,594 What? 126 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,170 This expensive scotch of yours... 127 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,140 I can't afford it. 128 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,382 Are you Kumar Bansal's stepson? 129 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,453 No, the one & only son. 130 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,313 But if I have no interest in dad's business, 131 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,790 to have interest in his money... 132 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,622 not cool, right? 133 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,456 So what do you do than? 134 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,087 Why? Do I have to do something? 135 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,826 Yes of course! Why do you need to do anything? 136 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,370 Whether you are interested in dad's money... 137 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:00,335 or not... 138 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,702 after he's gone all of his will be yours anyway. 139 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:05,174 - What do you do? - I work at Marico. 140 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,466 What do you do there'? 141 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,704 I'm a Marketing Manager. 142 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,679 What plans after that? 143 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:13,044 After that, in a couple of years I'll be Vice President. 144 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:14,477 After that? 145 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:15,746 I will be CEO. 146 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,744 WOW! 147 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,017 With such clarity... 148 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,548 every dream comes true. 149 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,050 We should have a dream in life. - Correct! 150 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,661 Or of course... 151 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:28,158 a dad! 152 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,061 Yes, I have a dad. 153 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,729 But even I have a dream. 154 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,434 - Don't tell me! - Okay I won't tell you. 155 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,239 Okay tell! 156 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,071 Because actually I really want to know... 157 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,041 When someone has everything... 158 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,077 What would his dream be? 159 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,480 Tell... 160 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,485 I want to be like my mom. 161 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,183 Excuse me? 162 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,458 I... 163 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,586 want to be like my mother. 164 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,024 My Phone! 165 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,229 Where is my phone? 166 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,461 Give me your number. 167 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,352 I just called to say I am not a "She", I am a "He". 168 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,159 What? 169 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,095 I'm not gay. I don't want to change my sex... 170 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,029 I hate pink... 171 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,193 I like Women. I like Whiskey. 172 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:42,365 You hid my phone so you could get my number, right? 173 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,499 Cheap whiskey tomorrow night'? 174 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,270 Can I be honest? 175 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,476 I did find you a bit weird. 176 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,483 So why did you come to meet a weirdo'? 177 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,212 Just like the hook at the end of a TV episode... 178 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,250 which compels you to watch the next episode. 179 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,657 Our meeting also ended somewhat like that 180 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,354 "I want to be like my mom!" 181 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,456 And than? And than? And than? And than? 182 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,724 So just curiosity. 183 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,628 If it's not a problem to belike your dad, 184 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,101 then what's the problem with being like your mom? 185 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,433 They both produced Inc... 186 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:17,030 Haven't ever heard a man say... 187 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,242 that he wants to be like his Mommy. 188 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,709 Didn't Rajiv become like Indira Gandhi'? 189 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,736 Doesn't Rahul want to he like Sonia? 190 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,505 Who was your mom? 191 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,547 Which country was she the PM of! 192 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,719 She was an artist... 193 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,346 Was she a singer, dancer, sculptor... 194 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,751 Housewife. 195 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,051 - What? - She was a housewife. 196 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,054 And than? And than? And than? And than? 197 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,296 Today's episode... 198 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,359 same time, same place? 199 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,140 The shock has given me severe acidity... 200 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,436 Can't drink tonight. 201 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,333 Ma' am. 202 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,544 What's this? 203 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,104 Don't know. Came by courier. 204 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,012 Digine'? 205 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,453 Gelusil? 206 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,041 It's not the alcohol... 207 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,246 it's the curiosity that's causing the acidity. 208 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,248 Housewives are the world's greatest artists. 209 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:36,218 - What's there to be curious'? - It's not that... 210 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,513 I'm just curious to know why an INMB topper, 211 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,558 instead of taking his dad's business forward... 212 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:45,220 dreams to be a housewife like his mom? 213 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,059 How do you know I'm from INMB? 214 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,224 Facebook. It's a small world you know. 215 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,565 But my Facebook page hasn't been active for ages. 216 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,704 I saw your Picture on a Facebook friend's page. 217 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,602 Who? 218 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,368 - Neha. - Dhupia? 219 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,768 Dholakia. 220 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,643 Forget about yesterday... 221 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,544 Yesterday is old news... 222 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,313 I didn't see any suggestive pictures. 223 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,082 It was tagged, "Me and my genius topper friend". 224 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,522 So I assumed you guys were batch mates. 225 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,347 But now I'm curious... 226 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:19,089 Before more curiosity gives you more acidity... 227 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,120 Eat! 228 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,407 How do you know I like this pasta? 229 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,203 Youe hair, long and thick like spaghetti... 230 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,640 Eyes, black like olives... 231 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,043 actually, eyes not so black... 232 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:39,415 Nose pointed like baby corn. 233 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,385 Cheeks flushed like cherry tomatoes. 234 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,287 Lips made of sliced bell pepper. 235 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,114 A spicy tongue like jalapeño. 236 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,327 You are a full on pasta dish. 237 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,351 You're not going to eat stuffed Indian bread. 238 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,221 Wow Kabir! 239 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,164 I'm floored. 240 00:15:56,655 --> 00:16:00,034 No one has ever seen me as a vegetable shop! 241 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,199 So romantic. 242 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,108 How can anyone be romantic with you'? 243 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,204 You want to arrive fast... 244 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:09,041 eat fast, talk fast, listen fast... 245 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,375 move ahead fast... 246 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,109 Romance... 247 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,015 happens in slow motion. 248 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,993 Now did you feel something? 249 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,020 Neha... 250 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,627 But somethings fishy. 251 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,033 The pasta's veg, how can it be fishy'? 252 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,538 If you didn't want to he in business, 253 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:36,732 Why do an MBA? 254 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,349 Before being against something... 255 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,307 one should understand it fully. 256 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,434 Why are you so against business? 257 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,311 What is business? A man has a dream... 258 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,448 To fulfill it he starts a company. 259 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,448 He employs people to run the company... 260 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,044 and gives them all a dream of "moving ahead". 261 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,023 Working day and night, "moving ahead", 262 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,048 earning millions, they become blind... 263 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,755 and can't even see that their dreams Were fulfilled long ago. 264 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,492 Instead of enjoying the fruits of their labour, 265 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,056 they keep "moving ahead" like zombies! 266 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,293 Acidity, stress, heart problems... 267 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,701 Finally they end up in an expensive private hospital and say... 268 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:15,070 "Thank God! I can afford World-class medical treatment." 269 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,148 What? I'm serious! 270 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,151 This mantra of moving ahead is the most dangerous. 271 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,751 Who are you moving ahead of! 272 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,421 Where are you going'? Why are you going'? 273 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,399 In the housewife sector, there's no "moving ahead" madness. 274 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,323 There's no ranking in this industry. 275 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,420 So no insecurity, no acidity 276 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,427 only happiness. 277 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,228 Oh great Saint Kabir. 278 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,195 You're full of shit. 279 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,732 Your goal is to avoid hard work all your life 280 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,303 I've never heard such a rubbish philosophy in my life. 281 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,411 Why? 282 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,438 If someone like your dad does not dream of "moving ahead"... 283 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:55,583 then how do you become a housewife and sit at home like your mom? 284 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,679 Mom didn't sit at home 285 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,653 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 286 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,253 How did you mean it than? 287 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,063 What did you mean? 288 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,199 Without a visiting card or designation... 289 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,066 a person has no value? 290 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,468 Is making a home lesser than any profession? 291 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,140 It's the biggest bloody art in the world... 292 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,797 The art of having no dreams for yourself. 293 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,273 The art of being happy for others. 294 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,007 The art of happily sacrificing your identity. 295 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:26,316 Do you know what is Mrs.. Bansal's actual name? 296 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,380 She was a pillar for my big builder dad. 297 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,316 A building falls without support. 298 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:34,118 Just because she was not famous or making millions... 299 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,590 she "sat at home and did nothing"? 300 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,755 She was creating a home. 301 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,586 My mother was an artist... 302 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,062 A great artist. 303 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,622 And like every great artist... 304 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,223 she was also very sensitive. 305 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,102 She died early because... 306 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,845 just like you, one day my father told her... 307 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,303 "What do you do except sit at home!" 308 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,638 My goal is not to avoid hard work. 309 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,011 But I work hard to avoid useless goals. 310 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,291 Hey I'm sorry... 311 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,658 I'm really sorry. 312 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,498 I didn't mean it like that. 313 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,495 Hello? 314 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,560 Sorry man! What do you want me to do? 315 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,340 Come on now Kabir. 316 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,969 Aren't you a topper? Please forgive lesser mortals. 317 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,302 Enough Kabir. 318 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,483 Even your Mom wouldn't approve of such behaviour towards a girl. 319 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,134 Sunday tomorrow. What are you doing'? 320 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,524 I have work in office. 321 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,005 - Take the day off. - It's tough. 322 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,298 Means you're not sorry. 323 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,733 Hey, this is so cool! 324 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,636 Shit man! 325 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,339 This is the solution to global warming! 326 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,143 Why do people buy cars? 327 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,645 Actually maybe for women not so good. 328 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,279 There is a lot you don't know. 329 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,283 Yes... Can't tell from that beard that you're a kid! 330 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,522 Your tone does not sound like you are sorry. 331 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,156 No, no... 332 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,030 There's a child in everyone, so it's cool. 333 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,328 You don't want to go on the toy train? 334 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,434 It's for ages under 12. 335 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,667 I love trains. 336 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,642 Vintage steam engines, mini locomotives. 337 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,379 Many late models are here. 338 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,776 Even I have... a full train set! 339 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,512 The world is into space travel. 340 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,351 And you're stuck in steam engines'? 341 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,749 The romance of trains... 342 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:50,793 You won't get it. 343 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,288 You're a robot! Corporate robot. 344 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,257 Your hardware has no soft feelings. 345 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,531 You're a corporate psychopath. 346 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,036 If it were up to you, you'd kill all office-goers. 347 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,530 There is softness. 348 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,729 Touch and see. 349 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,344 Just stone. 350 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,507 Did your mom and dad feed you granite? 351 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,151 Not mom & dad. 352 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,744 Just mom 353 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,512 I was 2 when I lost my dad in an accident. 354 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,419 He died very young. 355 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,149 So only mom after that. 356 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,760 She married fast, had a baby fast 357 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,257 became single fast. 358 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,062 So now you know why I am "first-fast". 359 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,157 Hereditary problem 360 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,366 I'm so sorry. 361 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,131 Happens. 362 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,738 After dad died mom made herself busy. 363 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,141 She became the queen of social work. 364 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,376 Today she runs a few NGOs 365 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,181 I've always missed having a home 366 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,483 and a perfect family. 367 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,484 I had some softness too... 368 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,560 But now this is me. 369 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:04,692 Are you single? 370 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,293 Why, do I look double to you? 371 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,531 Don't you have a boyfriend? 372 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:08,730 On and off... 373 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,199 But no one permanent. 374 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,434 - You scare them away? - Boys are chicken. 375 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,000 They can't handle a woman more ambitious than them. 376 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,410 So you're going to die single? 377 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,176 In an expensive hospital. 378 00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:20,548 But why are you so curious? 379 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,583 Why? Do you hold the copyright to be curious? 380 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,450 OK ask me. 381 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,385 - When is your Birthday'? - 15th April. 382 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,626 What are you saying? Mine too! 15th April!! 383 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,663 - What'? Don't lie. - Here look, my I.D. 384 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:36,356 You think we are twins separated at birth? 385 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:38,657 1988! 386 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,361 And you? 387 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,133 Where are your Manners'? 388 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,766 Never ask a woman her year of birth! 389 00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:49,772 Did you see the 1983 World Cup, when India won'? 390 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:52,774 No. I wasn't born then. 391 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,042 And the 1987 World Cup'? When Australia won'? 392 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,714 - No. I was too young. - That means you are '84 horn 393 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,691 - '85 - You said it, I didn't ask! 394 00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:06,025 Do you like kids? 395 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,029 Yes. But other's. 396 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,497 Don't kids slit your maternal instincts? 397 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,696 There are so many kids around. 398 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,603 Why produce one more'? 399 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,140 Afraid'? 400 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:22,743 Kids and marriage will hijack your flight to success? 401 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,046 The idea of marriage is good. 402 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,749 It's nice to have someone. 403 00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:30,646 To talk to... 404 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,517 like a special friend... 405 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,613 who you can cuddle and sleep with! 406 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,115 Your own private happy space. 407 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,458 But a woman pays too heavy a price in marriage. 408 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:44,032 No offense to your Mom, but the responsibility of a happy home, 409 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:45,724 is always forced onto the woman. 410 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,634 However evolved a man is... 411 00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,266 a woman's career somewhere gets compromised. 412 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,635 Marriage is not for me. 413 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:56,371 Why? So many women manage both well. 414 00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:58,537 They're super, super women. 415 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,016 So aren't you a super, super, super woman? 416 00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:02,239 Not at all. 417 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,116 So marry me then! 418 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,619 If you want to slap me, then on this cheek please... 419 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,255 I have dental problems this side. 420 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:22,229 The doctor said I have to extract my wisdom tooth. 421 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,235 "You're too wise!" 422 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,605 Now who's first-fast? 423 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,542 Slow down! 424 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,900 Why should I be the scapegoat for you to be a housewife? 425 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,605 Scapegoat? 426 00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:39,214 You want to move ahead fast, I don't want to move ahead at all. 427 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:41,781 You want marriage but you don't want the domestic hassles 428 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:43,253 I want marriage too... 429 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,425 but don't want the office, career, ambition hassles. 430 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,332 Even out birthdays are the same. 431 00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:50,760 OK I'm three years younger, but big deal! 432 00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:53,263 We are 100% made for each other. 433 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,669 Unless of course you're chicken... 434 00:24:56,628 --> 00:25:00,098 And can't handle a man without ambition 435 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,614 I'm not in love with you. 436 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:08,312 Neither am I. 437 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:10,453 If you're not in love then why do you want to marry'? 438 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,715 We should get married first... 439 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,377 If we fall in love before... what will we do after marriage'? 440 00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,328 You're breathing is heavy... 441 00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,588 You're breaking into a sweat... 442 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,198 You're body is trembling... 443 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,368 You're not in love'? 444 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:30,733 With my one touch... 445 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,502 your heart was pounding... 446 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,544 You couldn't speak a word... 447 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:40,511 Skipped work to hang with an aimless dude and... 448 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,416 eat greasy food... 449 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,316 You're not in love'? 450 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,465 Foolish love... Foolish love. 451 00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:00,567 This love of us. 452 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:03,605 Foolish love... Foolish love. 453 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:06,005 All topsy-turvy... 454 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,386 Is there a dog in the house? 455 00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:37,286 Sorry about the mess! 456 00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:45,190 - Hi. - Hi! 457 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:47,396 Mom, Kabir. Kabir, mom. 458 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:48,563 Hi Kabir. 459 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:51,139 You are her mom? 460 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,701 Are you married? 461 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,102 Say the word, we can change plans and slope right away! 462 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,739 You only hit on women older than you'? 463 00:28:58,002 --> 00:28:59,242 Excuse me? 464 00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:00,681 Where are the older women'? 465 00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:04,011 How old are you mister? 466 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:06,687 Mom we share the same birthday. 467 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,288 But he's 1988. 468 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,721 So he's hitting on you. 469 00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,655 No lines. Full circle. 470 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,193 Crazy guy wants to marry me! 471 00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:17,491 Kabir! 472 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,694 Why do you want to commit suicide? 473 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:22,001 Be single, be happy... 474 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,271 Do something with your life. 475 00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:25,702 Life is too short. 476 00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:29,103 Why waste it being someone's husband? 477 00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:31,408 Actually mom, not husband... 478 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:35,014 he wants to be my wife. 479 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,275 What? 480 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,425 Interesting... 481 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:50,989 Meaning you will eat for free? 482 00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,136 You women think like men... 483 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:54,431 and then call us chauvinists! 484 00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:57,134 If Kia was your son... 485 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:58,402 and brought home a girl 486 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,610 who wants to marry and he a housewife... 487 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,272 Would you ask that girl the same question? 488 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,045 Point! 489 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:07,039 But I would ask the same question even then. 490 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:14,155 My daughter truly loves you. 491 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:15,555 Wow mom! 492 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:18,561 - You're Sherlock Holmes. - You're not getting it! 493 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:22,429 What I mean is, when women fall in love... 494 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:25,457 foolish men think we love only them. 495 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,365 But we love them, their job, their position... 496 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:32,168 financial security... we love the whole package deal. 497 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,243 But there is nothing to love ab out you... 498 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,075 except yourself! 499 00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:38,771 You won't even take your dad's money. 500 00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:41,148 Which means she really loves you for you. 501 00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,275 Which means... 502 00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:46,385 there must be surely something special about you. 503 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,683 Oh, your's praising me! 504 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,549 For a second, I was confused! 505 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:53,687 But you're OK with this or not OK with this? 506 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,395 Had sex? 507 00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:59,062 Important before commitment 508 00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:01,431 I'm very excited! 509 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:04,765 Kia April 15th Kabir April 15th. 510 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:07,442 Kia Weds Kabir, also April 15th? 511 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,535 Titanic sank April 15th. 512 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,307 You will never forget the date! 513 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,408 Dad, Kia Kia, dad. 514 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,550 Sit it's an honour meeting you. 515 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,418 The honour is all mine. 516 00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:22,319 It is the first time he is introducing me to a friend. 517 00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:25,150 Please sit. What will you drink? 518 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,357 No, nothing. I'm fine, thank you. 519 00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:29,564 We are getting married. 520 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,140 What do you do my dear? 521 00:31:39,597 --> 00:31:41,668 - I work at Marico... - Drivel, peon... 522 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,179 liftman, watchman... Anything! 523 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,614 First get him a job... 524 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:48,481 then do whatever you want with him. 525 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:50,584 How will he look after you? 526 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,486 Just like mom did. 527 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:55,547 Have you gone mad? You'll live off a woman? 528 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:57,191 You are a man! 529 00:31:57,315 --> 00:32:00,228 If you've forgotten go in, take off your Underwear and check! 530 00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:04,099 If you don't want to do anything with your Life then die alone 531 00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:06,124 I'm dealing with it... 532 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,634 It's my misfortune... 533 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,733 Why are you ruining another life'? 534 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,430 A woman is a man's responsibility. 535 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:15,236 You should take care of her, protect her, 536 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,335 fulfill her every need. 537 00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:19,612 When a man becomes a woman's responsibility 538 00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,310 and stays with her as a househusband... 539 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:23,352 people call him impotent. 540 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:25,354 If you're impotent, quietly stay here. 541 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,614 Why are you broadcasting this shame'? 542 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,022 MI. Bansal... 543 00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:32,550 Today I am truly proud of your son. 544 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,725 Despite being horn in this house, he is the way he is. 545 00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:39,428 If he had taken over your Business & made you proud in society, 546 00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:42,068 then you would call him a "man"... 547 00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:43,733 But for a woman... 548 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:45,536 a real man is one... 549 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:47,543 who knows he's a man. 550 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:51,279 Not one who isn't confident of what's inside his underwear... 551 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,482 and has to shout from the rooftops... 552 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:57,175 "I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man!" 553 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:02,124 Today I consider myself the luckiest woman in the world. 554 00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:05,488 Because I have a real man by my side. 555 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,327 Wish you would learn something from your Son. 556 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,994 One minute... 557 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:22,173 Didn't buy it with my dad's money... It's a gift from my uncle. 558 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:55,532 Underwear check? 559 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,700 Who's first? 560 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,340 Get serious! We're getting married here! 561 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,511 Congrats! 562 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,276 Mom's... 563 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,032 Happy birthday. 564 00:35:29,093 --> 00:35:30,093 Thank you 565 00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:11,031 I'll go and reheat the tea. 566 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:19,376 So serious about your Duties from day one'? 567 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,580 If I don't impress my wife with my service, 568 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,053 she will kick me out! 569 00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:28,416 I don't drink tea. 570 00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,219 Then what do you drink first thing in the morning? 571 00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:32,090 Other than single malt. 572 00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:34,224 Coffee. 573 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:37,192 Black, white, filter or instant'? 574 00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:40,434 I am already very impressed... 575 00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:42,228 you relax I'll make it. 576 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:44,406 Black, white, filter or instant'? 577 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,303 Black. Filter. 578 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,373 Did you clean up? 579 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,341 No, I opened the window, a strong wind blew... 580 00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:56,544 - the place got cleaned up! - There is a maid to do all this... 581 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,747 - She comes at noon. - No women allowed in the kitchen. 582 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,388 This is my kitchen! 583 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:02,682 Coffee. 584 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:03,982 Thank you! 585 00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:06,255 - And your Coffee'? - Tea. Already had two cups. 586 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,491 Bathroom done, jogging done, shower done... 587 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:13,165 There! Done praying too. 588 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:15,228 How's the coffee? 589 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,203 Nice, nice! 590 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,009 Good, good... 591 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:26,142 All members of this household are requested... 592 00:38:26,203 --> 00:38:28,183 to always speak the truth to each other. 593 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,743 This maintains peace and happiness at home. 594 00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:33,719 Too much milk! 595 00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:35,121 Too bitter! 596 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,620 Good. Feedback leads to improvement 597 00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,127 I'm a tea drinker. It's the first time I'm making coffee. 598 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:42,526 How could you hide such a big truth from me? 599 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,133 If I knew you didn't know how to make coffee... 600 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,425 I would have never agreed to this relationship. 601 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,298 Mom, we have been cheated! 602 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,103 Please forgive me. It will never happen again! 603 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,101 Breakfast? Omelette, scrambled, half-fry, French toast? 604 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,043 We don't have breakfast. Just coffee. 605 00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,341 Which is why you get acidity. 606 00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:00,343 Omelette, scrambled, half-fry, French toast... 607 00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:01,577 Gelucil or Digene'? 608 00:39:03,307 --> 00:39:06,288 Stuffed potato paratha, hot, flied puris... 609 00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:07,253 can't you make? 610 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:10,589 You were starving all these days. Quietly eat whatever I make. 611 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:12,390 OK 612 00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:14,189 Omelette... 613 00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:15,964 But it should be fluffy. 614 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:18,164 Just like in those French recipe books! 615 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,395 Mummy for you? 616 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,504 Not bad! 617 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:30,042 What do you know about good and bad'? It's the first time you're eating breakfast! 618 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:34,711 Eat something? 619 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:36,313 Ate long ago. 620 00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:38,015 You thought I'd wait? 621 00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:39,313 Listen... 622 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,212 This evening... 623 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:44,015 come home late. No hurry. 624 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,218 What kind of a husband are you? 625 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,859 Aren't you ashamed of sending a woman alone 626 00:39:49,871 --> 00:39:52,296 into this cruel world to earn for her family? 627 00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:55,729 And where's your wedding chain'? 628 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,100 Now get lost. 629 00:40:04,301 --> 00:40:06,713 Sorry! I just got really late 630 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,539 I'm surprised you got up at all today. 631 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:10,552 Guys, Kia got married secretly yesterday. 632 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,754 Congratulations! 633 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:16,813 - Thank you. - Congratulations! 634 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,424 - Thank you. - Congratulations! 635 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:21,884 So Kia, how come you're at office today'? 636 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:23,586 Where should I go'? 637 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,447 You just got married yesterday. Don't you want 638 00:40:25,459 --> 00:40:27,141 to take a break? Spend some time at home'? 639 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,463 Rahul, what did you tell me? 640 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,233 You were in meetings even on your Wedding day. 641 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:35,440 So you're the Boss and my inspiration is my Boss. 642 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:38,475 Don't remind rue! Sangeeta was waiting at home with a knife in her hand. 643 00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:40,571 On out first night together. 644 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,778 How do we explain our work to women? 645 00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:45,279 Same problem... 646 00:40:45,743 --> 00:40:47,780 How do we explain our work to men? 647 00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:36,392 Come over! 648 00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:28,046 Brother, I thought you were at work! 649 00:42:28,779 --> 00:42:30,349 I am at work. 650 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,152 This is what goes on here? 651 00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:34,656 - I've recorded everything. - Sorry brother... 652 00:42:34,752 --> 00:42:36,231 This is the first time I've done this... 653 00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:37,459 Shut up! Stop acting. 654 00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:39,364 Now I'll call the police, show them a movie. 655 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:40,800 Please forgive me brother... 656 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,231 I made a mistake, I'll never do it again! 657 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,069 I'll do whatever you say! 658 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:49,073 Boyfriend, sex, love... all are important. 659 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,074 But before using someone's bed at least ask them! 660 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,476 - Changed the bed-sheet? - Yes. 661 00:42:57,074 --> 00:42:58,485 How much is your salary? 662 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:00,314 Ten thousand. 663 00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:02,723 If you use the bedroom again... 664 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,424 I'll deduct the whole ten thousand... 665 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,083 Room charge. 666 00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:11,397 Sorry brother! 667 00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:13,434 Please don't tell Madam... 668 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:18,700 From tomorrow 12 o'clock won't do... 669 00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:20,733 Sharp 9. 670 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,706 Pick up the broom! 671 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,509 Let's drink cheap whiskey. 672 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,210 See you in 20 minutes 673 00:43:31,241 --> 00:43:34,120 I've found a new place that sells expensive whiskey for cheap. 674 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:36,149 Where'? 675 00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:43,460 If you do all this in flout of me... 676 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:46,330 I'll also have to find a lap to sit on. 677 00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,032 Some one's been shopping'? 678 00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,130 I brought him home empty-handed... 679 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:52,271 He'd he roaming naked! 680 00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:54,605 You have to spend some money. Housewives don't come for free. 681 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:57,576 It's 10.30. Should we order some food'? 682 00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,379 Black lentils, cottage cheese in butter, 683 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:04,509 spicy ladyfinger, yogurt with fried chickpeas... 684 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,314 Indian bread... 685 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,256 And above all, cumin rice. 686 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,485 What Kabir? 687 00:44:10,714 --> 00:44:11,715 Why all this? 688 00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:13,526 We could have ordered... 689 00:44:14,551 --> 00:44:16,121 Food is "ordered" in a hotel... 690 00:44:16,553 --> 00:44:18,032 at home food is "cooked". 691 00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:20,532 But since you are so fond of ordering... 692 00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:22,999 Here's the bill... 693 00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:24,768 I need money... to run the house. 694 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:29,109 There is nobody like him! 695 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,145 There is nobody like him! 696 00:44:42,479 --> 00:44:44,618 He's got a thousand qualifies... 697 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,491 There is nobody like him! 698 00:45:00,064 --> 00:45:05,207 Every girl wishes she had a guy like. 699 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,177 He's the most wanted man! 700 00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:13,545 He's the most wanted man! 701 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:18,087 He's the most wanted man! 702 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,720 Kabir my whole office wants to meet you. 703 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:11,365 Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! 704 00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:25,369 What do you think? 705 00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:43,028 We should have a party everyday, at least then you'll come home early. 706 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,565 What was the need for catering, Kia? 707 00:48:45,622 --> 00:48:47,033 I could have cooked. 708 00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:48,626 They are coming to meet you... 709 00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:50,219 and you'll be in the kitchen? 710 00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:52,501 And hey listen! Don't serve... 711 00:48:53,130 --> 00:48:54,734 Hang around, meet everyone... Chill. 712 00:48:54,998 --> 00:48:56,102 Just hang loose OK? 713 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,333 Actually... 714 00:48:57,534 --> 00:48:59,138 What have you told them about me? 715 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,274 What do they think I do? 716 00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:03,205 What do you mean? 717 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,151 Has no one asked you... 718 00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,585 the first question everyone asks after marriage... 719 00:49:08,178 --> 00:49:09,218 What does your husband do? 720 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:13,984 I said you work from home and... 721 00:49:14,084 --> 00:49:15,688 you're writing a book or something. 722 00:49:17,487 --> 00:49:18,989 Are you ashamed of me? 723 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,166 Do I embarrass you'? 724 00:49:26,997 --> 00:49:28,101 Kabir... 725 00:49:28,165 --> 00:49:30,975 It's very difficult for people to understand out trip. 726 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,017 Sorry... 727 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:46,285 I'm really sorry 728 00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:49,019 I'm so stupid. 729 00:49:49,586 --> 00:49:52,624 Sometimes explaining to people is such a pain... 730 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,361 It's so difficult that... 731 00:49:54,424 --> 00:49:57,030 out of sheer laziness we just avoid the topic. 732 00:49:58,495 --> 00:49:59,633 But you know what? 733 00:50:03,433 --> 00:50:04,639 I'm so proud of you 734 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,739 I'm so proud of what we are. 735 00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:10,747 Let's show them today... 736 00:50:11,441 --> 00:50:13,011 What we are. 737 00:50:18,615 --> 00:50:20,492 Lovely house! 738 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,149 You know, your wife is going to go places! 739 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,458 - Cheers to that! - Cheers! 740 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:55,194 Kia was saying that you're writing a book? 741 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,126 Hey guys"- 742 00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:01,770 I have an announcement to make... 743 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,434 Before anyone else asks what my husband does... 744 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,100 My husband is an artist. 745 00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:09,532 Cheers! 746 00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:14,107 My husband looks after our home so that I can go places. 747 00:51:14,137 --> 00:51:17,209 My husband takes care of our home, so that... 748 00:51:18,341 --> 00:51:21,049 How do I translate go places...'? 749 00:51:23,713 --> 00:51:24,713 I can fly. 750 00:51:25,248 --> 00:51:27,455 And he isn't writing any book... 751 00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:30,259 But someone will definitely write a hook on him some day. 752 00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:34,369 - So cheers to that guys! - Cheers! 753 00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:42,141 "I am not embarrassed by you"... 754 00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:45,373 You could have whispered these words in my ear 755 00:51:45,702 --> 00:51:47,181 I didn't ask you for proof! 756 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,154 Is this your mode of transport? 757 00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:01,426 I'm really sorry! 758 00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:04,296 I don't know how that fell... 759 00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:09,134 Relax. 760 00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:14,737 So Kabir... 761 00:52:15,398 --> 00:52:18,538 If Kia troubles you too much and you feel like running away... 762 00:52:18,768 --> 00:52:20,338 please come to my house! 763 00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:42,363 No. Not today... I have a headache. 764 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,471 To hell with your headache! 765 00:52:46,563 --> 00:52:47,563 OK! 766 00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,676 Tell Amol to give me the full sketch of the plans today itself. 767 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,770 Yes today! 768 00:52:51,801 --> 00:52:54,145 We are making a building. Not some painting! 769 00:52:57,374 --> 00:52:58,374 So? 770 00:52:59,476 --> 00:53:00,978 Did your wife throw you out? 771 00:53:02,145 --> 00:53:05,092 MI. Singhal's daughter works in your wife's office... 772 00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:07,493 Everyone is laughing at me 773 00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:10,130 I'm getting condolence calls! 774 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:11,525 Have some shame! 775 00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:14,133 Don't waste your youth on cooking lentils and rice. 776 00:53:14,257 --> 00:53:15,531 There is still time. 777 00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:17,136 Do some real work. 778 00:53:18,328 --> 00:53:19,568 This time will never come back. 779 00:53:20,430 --> 00:53:21,602 No one will respect you! 780 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,112 Respect is earned by doing a job well. 781 00:53:26,636 --> 00:53:28,741 You carry on making buildings for respect... 782 00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:31,041 I'm making a home. 783 00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:33,145 One of my signals broke... 784 00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:35,245 Kishen Uncle! 785 00:53:36,646 --> 00:53:37,646 Yes? 786 00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:40,217 There are 2-3 led lights in the drawer in my cupboard... 787 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,290 Can you please bring them? 788 00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:42,318 I'll get them. 789 00:53:42,619 --> 00:53:43,619 Need money? 790 00:53:46,656 --> 00:53:48,158 Get the car ready. 791 00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:12,716 Hey Kia! 792 00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,027 - How are you? - How are you? 793 00:54:19,456 --> 00:54:20,456 Ah the wives! 794 00:54:20,657 --> 00:54:22,364 - Hello. - Hello! 795 00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:24,731 Kabir, Kia's better half. 796 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,435 Of course! we've heard a lot about you. 797 00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:30,043 We want lots of tips from you. 798 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,100 Tips? 799 00:54:31,701 --> 00:54:34,045 OK, here's the first tip... 800 00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:36,146 Marry an alcoholic... 801 00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:37,616 they will at least come home! 802 00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:39,516 But a workaholic? Never! 803 00:54:39,676 --> 00:54:41,314 She's always so busy 804 00:54:41,411 --> 00:54:43,755 I told her let's celebrate our honeymoon before we die. 805 00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:45,048 She said, OK... 806 00:54:45,248 --> 00:54:47,057 I'm going for a marketing conference to Dubai... 807 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,357 Have your Honeymoon there. 808 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,376 Who takes care of your House in your Absence? 809 00:55:10,407 --> 00:55:11,715 I've organised everything. 810 00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:14,216 Mother-in-law will have no trouble... 811 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,113 I've also had CCTV's installed... 812 00:55:16,212 --> 00:55:19,022 You can never trust your house with the maid. 813 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,323 Which lady are you flirting with? 814 00:55:21,384 --> 00:55:24,524 I'm honeymooning with everyone's wives except mine! 815 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,154 Haven't seen your boss Rahul around. 816 00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:49,023 He has been transferred to the China office. 817 00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:50,547 Now I report directly to his boss. 818 00:56:48,204 --> 00:56:49,204 Should we eat? 819 00:56:49,372 --> 00:56:51,147 You eat. I see you in the room. 820 00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:15,631 Hi baby! 821 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:17,401 Why did you wake me up? 822 00:57:17,467 --> 00:57:19,538 You could've taken another key from the reception. 823 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:23,083 Sorry! 824 00:57:23,406 --> 00:57:24,714 Come, let's go to sleep. 825 00:57:25,408 --> 00:57:27,046 Why so late? 826 00:57:28,144 --> 00:57:31,125 Michael is our company's Global Marketing Consultant. 827 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,521 He's from New York. 828 00:57:32,715 --> 00:57:34,717 So just chatting about key marketing issues. 829 00:57:34,984 --> 00:57:36,327 Very interesting chap. 830 00:57:42,425 --> 00:57:43,425 Sorry! 831 00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:46,029 How could I just leave halfway? 832 00:57:46,162 --> 00:57:47,162 Sure, I'm right here... 833 00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:49,506 you should've had breakfast with him as well! 834 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:52,010 Hello! Just watch it! 835 00:57:52,235 --> 00:57:54,010 I was watching Kia 836 00:57:54,437 --> 00:57:57,043 I'm just your Toy boy, right? Living off your Pity... 837 00:57:57,106 --> 00:57:58,517 What can I do except watch? 838 00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:01,050 What living off pity? 839 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,992 Fool! We chose this life! 840 00:58:05,048 --> 00:58:06,686 No one forced us. 841 00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:09,157 And I thought we were above all this crap! 842 00:58:09,185 --> 00:58:12,189 You didn't even introduce me. Just dismissed me! 843 00:58:12,555 --> 00:58:14,592 I forgot, that you're also in the same business... 844 00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:16,432 where it's OK to do anything to move ahead! 845 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,667 Go. Sleep with him! You'll get a posting in America. 846 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:22,969 How dare you speak to me like this? 847 00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:26,146 You're just another cheap 848 00:58:26,202 --> 00:58:28,204 who is pretending to be evolved! 849 00:58:28,271 --> 00:58:30,410 You showed your true color! 850 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,454 I spoke to a man for a hit, and this is what you think of me? 851 00:58:34,711 --> 00:58:37,351 He's a foreigner... so you're getting more of a complex? 852 00:58:39,482 --> 00:58:41,223 How dare you? 853 00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,992 Yes I'm a woman. Yes I'm a businesswoman. But no... 854 00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:46,499 to move ahead I don't need to sleep with... 855 00:59:14,350 --> 00:59:15,988 American jealousy... 856 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:18,960 is good for Indian health! 857 00:59:20,156 --> 00:59:21,999 Next time we'll try Italian jealousy! 858 00:59:41,177 --> 00:59:43,282 Hey, hey! Wait wait! 859 00:59:57,193 --> 00:59:59,230 Hey! Wait Wait Wait! 860 01:00:12,141 --> 01:00:14,451 Happy birthday. 861 01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:45,175 What is this rubbish? 862 01:00:46,409 --> 01:00:48,252 Blood test report is here. 863 01:00:49,178 --> 01:00:51,249 Sugar high. Vitamin D low... 864 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,554 B12 zero... 865 01:00:53,049 --> 01:00:54,790 But why are you torturing me? 866 01:00:56,219 --> 01:00:58,659 Her blood runs in your Veins... you'll have the same problems. 867 01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:00,999 From today priority is health. 868 01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:03,004 Early morning no coffee... 869 01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:04,334 only juice. 870 01:01:04,427 --> 01:01:06,634 Today's menu... bitter gourd! 871 01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:09,006 Anyway the cup is a coffee cup. Enjoy! 872 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,641 Sugarfree... 873 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,046 Slim. 874 01:01:19,742 --> 01:01:22,348 Spinach... Some more spinach. 875 01:01:34,757 --> 01:01:35,633 Eat... 876 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,263 That's all there is... Soup and salad. 877 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,030 No oat diet. 878 01:01:41,230 --> 01:01:42,470 At least give me a whiskey 879 01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:45,473 - there should be some meaning to living! - Once a week... 880 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,674 that too only if you follow the diet. 881 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,810 Aren't you eating'? 882 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:52,445 Are you crazy? 883 01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:54,385 I told you... 884 01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:56,248 learn cooking! 885 01:01:57,113 --> 01:01:59,252 Sugar flee biscuits that have less sugar... 886 01:01:59,315 --> 01:02:01,226 are priced double of the sugar biscuits. 887 01:02:01,317 --> 01:02:02,694 Slim milk, which has less 888 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,721 costs more than milk that has more milk! 889 01:02:05,421 --> 01:02:07,731 Less food is costlier than more food! 890 01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:10,095 It's all the magic of marketing! 891 01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:13,538 Actually they should he paying you more. 892 01:02:13,696 --> 01:02:16,142 To stay healthy you don't need to go on an extreme diet. 893 01:02:16,199 --> 01:02:18,236 Why are you wasting money? Give us normal food. 894 01:02:19,368 --> 01:02:21,575 Looks like Delhi is safe again! 895 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:25,515 Come for a night walk with us too! 896 01:02:25,541 --> 01:02:27,612 Look at those legs! 897 01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:29,215 Kabir! 898 01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:32,047 Stop. 899 01:02:32,315 --> 01:02:33,515 You wanted to see legs, right? 900 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:02,117 Seeing this macho side of yours for the first time... 901 01:03:02,578 --> 01:03:04,489 something is happening to me! 902 01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:11,025 One underwear check is equal to 45 minutes of walking. 903 01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:14,734 Macho? 904 01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:24,040 Yes? 905 01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:26,340 - Is Kia home? - No she's at work. 906 01:03:27,503 --> 01:03:29,141 - And you are? - I'm her husband. 907 01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:30,272 And you? 908 01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,448 I'm the owner of this flat. 909 01:03:32,508 --> 01:03:34,647 Sorry! Come in. Please come. 910 01:03:37,413 --> 01:03:40,360 - Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee? - No. I'm fine. 911 01:03:45,721 --> 01:03:47,428 Have you come for the rent? 912 01:03:47,456 --> 01:03:49,367 You have all the cheques for the year, right? 913 01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:52,462 - I've come to return them. - Did the cheques bounce? 914 01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:54,129 No... 915 01:03:55,097 --> 01:03:57,338 Actually... There's an emergency 916 01:03:57,366 --> 01:03:59,346 I'll have to sell this house. 917 01:03:59,402 --> 01:04:00,312 And us? 918 01:04:00,369 --> 01:04:02,076 You'll have to vacate... 919 01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:04,710 find another place. 920 01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:07,715 Sit, do you know how hard I have worked to make this home? 921 01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:11,485 Finding a house on rent is such a pain! 922 01:04:11,647 --> 01:04:15,026 Aren't there any flats available in this building'? 923 01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:17,727 Already checked. 924 01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:24,438 This is so beautiful. 925 01:04:25,294 --> 01:04:27,433 Come Kabir. Let's play. 926 01:04:27,763 --> 01:04:30,004 - Come on! - We should buy this house. 927 01:04:32,735 --> 01:04:34,146 Are you mad? 928 01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:36,110 Do you know how much this place costs? 929 01:04:36,239 --> 01:04:38,150 My full salary will go in paying the monthly installment... 930 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:40,016 and mom's salary from the charity too. 931 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:41,112 What will we eat? 932 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:52,164 After a year or two we can afford it Kabir. 933 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:55,225 The flat rate will increase faster than your Salary. 934 01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:56,464 We can never afford to. 935 01:05:00,596 --> 01:05:03,406 Need money! Need money! Need money! 936 01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:06,572 If I work for 2-3 years it will solve the problem. 937 01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:10,514 Should I work or not'? Work or not'? Work or not'? Work or not'? 938 01:05:11,607 --> 01:05:15,214 If I work I'll dive straight get caught up in the lat race... become a robot... 939 01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:18,020 go crazy like the rest... become like dad... 940 01:05:18,247 --> 01:05:21,490 fight everyday with Kia, our home will be destroyed... Both will die! 941 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:24,427 Need extra money but everything should remain the same. 942 01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:27,726 Money money money but how how how? 943 01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:29,128 How? 944 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,578 To buy the house we'll have to... 945 01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,780 change tracks a little. 946 01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:50,113 And than? And than? And than? And than? 947 01:06:01,223 --> 01:06:04,432 Monthly installment is equal to Kia's salary. But... 948 01:06:04,493 --> 01:06:07,235 What is monthly expense? 949 01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:09,567 Maintenance... 950 01:06:09,598 --> 01:06:11,236 10,000 951 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,302 Electricity... 952 01:06:13,336 --> 01:06:15,077 3,000... 953 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,420 2,500 954 01:06:20,476 --> 01:06:22,319 Maid... 10,000. 955 01:06:22,411 --> 01:06:24,049 But we need her! 956 01:06:25,681 --> 01:06:27,524 Whiskey 5,000 957 01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:30,422 4,500 958 01:06:30,686 --> 01:06:33,360 Grocery, house expenses... 959 01:06:33,389 --> 01:06:35,391 Kia's shopping, Tata sky... 960 01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:37,734 Entertainment... Medical emergency. 961 01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,502 Credit card, etc... 962 01:06:42,465 --> 01:06:45,537 If we buy the house, then to run it... 963 01:06:45,601 --> 01:06:49,640 We need 95,000 more per month. 964 01:07:05,254 --> 01:07:06,254 Who's winning? 965 01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:07,355 Kabir? 966 01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:09,199 It's the first time you're hosting a kitty party at home... 967 01:07:09,558 --> 01:07:11,299 And so stingy? 968 01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:13,404 Sprouts, soya sticks... 969 01:07:13,462 --> 01:07:14,964 Even the fresh limewater has no sugar. 970 01:07:16,065 --> 01:07:18,306 Give us samosas, kebabs... 971 01:07:18,401 --> 01:07:20,210 Call for some heel... 972 01:07:20,269 --> 01:07:22,010 Set the mood! 973 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:26,008 After all we have to go home to our husbands' faces! 974 01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:29,480 Spend your day looking at other faces... Have affairs... 975 01:07:29,512 --> 01:07:31,492 By evening your mood will be fine! 976 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:35,157 Will you have an affair with us? 977 01:07:36,318 --> 01:07:38,730 Not even Hrithik Roshan can resist you! 978 01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:46,231 Show me! 979 01:07:48,497 --> 01:07:49,999 WOW! 980 01:07:50,299 --> 01:07:51,676 I'm showing you... 981 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,778 Which app is this? 982 01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:02,188 Forever young... 983 01:08:03,245 --> 01:08:05,555 We have to download this app! 984 01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:09,051 I can give up my life for a body like that! 985 01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:13,055 I'll give up all my fortune! 986 01:08:13,122 --> 01:08:15,159 Give me one hour of your life... 987 01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:19,003 and from your fortune just Rs. 500 per session... 988 01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:20,268 Can you give me? 989 01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:23,569 Not just the app, I'll download a whole new body for you! 990 01:11:30,419 --> 01:11:31,454 Mummy"- 991 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,633 Sugar level is back to normal so chocolate is back in your life? 992 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:36,466 What chocolate? 993 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,265 Who was the handsome, chocolate man? 994 01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:41,596 Why? 995 01:11:41,664 --> 01:11:43,371 Can't I have handsome friends? 996 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:46,773 If you feel awkward around your daughter... 997 01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:48,777 my friend's apartment is empty... 998 01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:52,713 in case you need some privacy with your handsome friend. 999 01:11:53,409 --> 01:11:56,151 Handsome friend has an empty apartment too! 1000 01:11:58,614 --> 01:11:59,786 After Kia's dad and... 1001 01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:03,030 before this handsome friend, how many handsome... 1002 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,429 - Welcome back! - Welcome back! 1003 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:08,468 Right in time! Beans and rice is ready. 1004 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:12,560 Kia! 1005 01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:14,233 Kia what's happened? 1006 01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:15,631 Kia! 1007 01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:18,744 We'll have to sell the house! 1008 01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:20,405 We just bought it! 1009 01:12:20,569 --> 01:12:22,048 Some problem at work? 1010 01:12:22,104 --> 01:12:23,515 I'm finished! I'm finished! 1011 01:12:24,039 --> 01:12:26,246 Everything's over. My dreams, my plans... 1012 01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:27,549 my life... Everything's over! 1013 01:12:28,210 --> 01:12:29,746 My career is over! I don't want to live anymore! 1014 01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,457 What has happened? 1015 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,727 I'm pregnant. 1016 01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:39,259 It's all your fault! 1017 01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,628 - What did I do? - Who did than? 1018 01:12:42,524 --> 01:12:44,026 You should have been careful! 1019 01:12:44,059 --> 01:12:45,367 I'm always careful! 1020 01:12:45,427 --> 01:12:46,633 Useless! 1021 01:12:46,762 --> 01:12:48,571 - Chill Kia. - What chill? 1022 01:12:49,064 --> 01:12:50,984 It's not your Problem. The baby is in my stomach! 1023 01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:52,374 My life is getting over! 1024 01:12:52,468 --> 01:12:54,379 - Calm down! we'll handle this... - Handle? 1025 01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:56,174 What will you handle? 1026 01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:59,149 Because you've earned some money, you can handle anything? 1027 01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:03,423 Why should your wife have any dreams? Get her pregnant and make her sit at home! 1028 01:13:03,445 --> 01:13:05,322 A man's ultimate revenge! 1029 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,588 - Took your revenge? - Shut up Kia! 1030 01:13:08,016 --> 01:13:10,724 Bloody useless! Get lost! 1031 01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:28,737 Kia... 1032 01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:31,005 What is it? 1033 01:13:31,106 --> 01:13:34,383 Pregnancy tests are not 100% accurate... 1034 01:13:34,443 --> 01:13:36,013 How accurate are they'? 1035 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,623 99% 1036 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:40,052 Ass! 1037 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:43,723 Kia hear me out! Let's try a few brands. If we Sorry... 1038 01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:47,132 If we pass, then we'll go to the hospital and get properly tested. 1039 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,032 If you're definitely pregnant we'll get an abortion done. 1040 01:13:51,627 --> 01:13:54,267 You'll have the abortion? Is the baby in your Stomach? 1041 01:13:55,464 --> 01:13:56,568 Sorry! Sorry! 1042 01:13:57,299 --> 01:13:58,471 Take this. 1043 01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:00,041 What's this? 1044 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:02,514 All different brands... Let's test with all. 1045 01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:04,982 So many? Are you mad? 1046 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,314 Best of five... 1047 01:14:27,596 --> 01:14:28,734 Positive! 1048 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:30,769 1-0: 1049 01:14:31,099 --> 01:14:33,272 2-0! I've already done one! 1050 01:14:33,335 --> 01:14:34,541 Chill! Chill! 1051 01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:37,150 Next... 1052 01:14:47,549 --> 01:14:49,722 There's some problem... 1053 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:53,160 - It's showing negative. - This is the right one! Yes! 1054 01:14:53,255 --> 01:14:54,632 I knew it... 1055 01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:56,658 You're not pregnant! This is the right one. 1056 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,681 - This is also negative. - 2-2! Yes! 1057 01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:13,516 I knew it! I knew you're not pregnant! 1058 01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:16,021 Hey Kia! 1059 01:15:22,217 --> 01:15:25,130 Negative! Negative! 3-2! 1060 01:15:26,154 --> 01:15:29,294 How can you ever think I'll stop your life? 1061 01:15:32,494 --> 01:15:35,304 - Now why'? - What if it's 3-3'? 1062 01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:52,319 4-2 a Negative! 1063 01:15:53,515 --> 01:15:55,256 I can't believe this! 1064 01:15:59,087 --> 01:16:01,033 Whatever the problem... 1065 01:16:01,089 --> 01:16:03,091 it's not Your's or Mine... it's Ours. 1066 01:16:03,358 --> 01:16:05,201 We're in this together. 1067 01:16:05,694 --> 01:16:07,571 Don't take off on me like that... 1068 01:16:08,196 --> 01:16:09,368 Ever! 1069 01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:14,013 I'm sorry baby! 1070 01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:16,180 There is a product launch next week... 1071 01:16:16,471 --> 01:16:18,712 so I just panicked! 1072 01:16:19,341 --> 01:16:22,584 Forget that product. If this product had launched... 1073 01:16:22,611 --> 01:16:24,181 who would pay the monthly installment? 1074 01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:26,317 My problem is bigger than your Problem! 1075 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,530 Now come. There's your Favourite beans and rice for dinner. Come on. 1076 01:16:32,387 --> 01:16:34,128 You marketing guys don't understand. 1077 01:16:34,222 --> 01:16:36,099 You: Emotional ad campaign won't do! 1078 01:16:36,124 --> 01:16:37,626 The pressure of sales is on me. 1079 01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:39,004 We need an offer. 1080 01:16:39,027 --> 01:16:41,633 To boost the sales, Rs. 20 off immediately! 1081 01:16:41,697 --> 01:16:44,109 You made an offer of Rs. 10 off just 4 months ago! 1082 01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:46,143 You sales guys will kill the brand! 1083 01:16:46,401 --> 01:16:48,347 - There will be no brand without buyers... - Sit! 1084 01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:50,116 This is short term thinking! 1085 01:16:50,339 --> 01:16:52,114 Rs. 20 off is less. 1086 01:16:52,207 --> 01:16:53,584 We should give 50% off. 1087 01:16:53,642 --> 01:16:55,144 What? 1088 01:16:56,712 --> 01:16:58,623 - But not for women. - Meaning? 1089 01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:00,989 50% off... 1090 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,092 if the men come to buy. 1091 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:04,151 Kia! 1092 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:05,453 You've lost it? 1093 01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,693 Which man buys cooking oil? 1094 01:17:09,691 --> 01:17:11,329 Maybe in your house... 1095 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:13,568 If we tell women... 1096 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,267 this offer is only for men... 1097 01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:18,170 all of them will force their men to go to the stores. 1098 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,211 Their love for the brand will increase... 1099 01:17:20,669 --> 01:17:24,014 because thanks to the brand, their lifelong dream is being fulfilled... 1100 01:17:24,072 --> 01:17:26,313 of getting men to share the responsibility of running the house. 1101 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,412 Why should caring for the health of the family... 1102 01:17:28,510 --> 01:17:31,514 only be the wife's duty'? Men must share that responsibility too. 1103 01:17:31,713 --> 01:17:33,488 The house is in his name... 1104 01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:36,127 so shouldn't he be doing some housework too'? 1105 01:17:36,618 --> 01:17:39,155 And one more thing, maybe because of this... 1106 01:17:39,621 --> 01:17:42,227 your wife also will start liking you more! 1107 01:17:43,725 --> 01:17:44,760 Brilliant! 1108 01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:47,331 Kia this is a breakthrough idea! 1109 01:17:47,729 --> 01:17:49,731 The whole Saffola range should have this offer! 1110 01:18:03,945 --> 01:18:04,980 Kabir... 1111 01:18:05,247 --> 01:18:07,124 I got promoted to Vice President Marketing! 1112 01:18:14,189 --> 01:18:15,293 Here he is! 1113 01:18:15,457 --> 01:18:18,199 From today onwards training... 1114 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,998 - stops! - What? 1115 01:18:20,062 --> 01:18:22,269 Take care of your Own bodies. 1116 01:18:22,297 --> 01:18:24,004 - What do you mean? - Why? 1117 01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:28,079 Wife's status is rising. Mother-in-laws status is changing. 1118 01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:30,105 Too many responsibilities now... no time! 1119 01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:32,708 Don't do this Kabir, you're my life! 1120 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:36,121 We had a target of 15 kilos, only 6 has been achieved! 1121 01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:38,213 We need you Kabir! 1122 01:18:38,346 --> 01:18:39,654 But I don't need the money! 1123 01:18:40,148 --> 01:18:42,754 - My god! You can't do this! - Please! 1124 01:18:48,123 --> 01:18:50,034 But... I won't take money. 1125 01:18:52,594 --> 01:18:55,632 - So no then. - OK, OK! 1126 01:19:05,974 --> 01:19:07,578 - Bye. - Kia wait! 1127 01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:54,393 So late! Have you eaten? 1128 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:57,297 Too tired. 1129 01:19:59,594 --> 01:20:01,540 How was your day? 1130 01:20:18,113 --> 01:20:20,457 - It's Sunday. - So? 1131 01:20:21,216 --> 01:20:23,162 Don't you know what Sunday means? 1132 01:20:23,251 --> 01:20:25,754 Big review meeting tomorrow. I'll have to go to office. 1133 01:20:26,021 --> 01:20:27,159 Miss it! 1134 01:20:27,289 --> 01:20:29,030 Can't! Can! 1135 01:20:30,792 --> 01:20:32,066 Can't! 1136 01:21:52,107 --> 01:21:55,384 For a woman to make a name in the corporate world at such a young age... 1137 01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:57,787 is still very rare Kia. It's a big achievement 1138 01:21:58,179 --> 01:22:00,056 I think it's equally difficult for the men. 1139 01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:01,719 Come on it's much tougher on us. 1140 01:22:01,983 --> 01:22:05,430 We have to excel both at the office and at home. 1141 01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:07,725 I only focus on my work... 1142 01:22:08,290 --> 01:22:09,650 My husband takes care of the house. 1143 01:22:10,025 --> 01:22:12,631 Wow! Is he for real? 1144 01:22:13,028 --> 01:22:15,099 Wish everyone had a husband like yours 1145 01:22:15,297 --> 01:22:17,038 I'd really like to meet him! 1146 01:22:17,165 --> 01:22:19,611 Kia what is this? why did you give them my number? 1147 01:22:19,634 --> 01:22:21,239 It's a small interview. No big deal. 1148 01:22:21,251 --> 01:22:23,241 I don't like all this! Why are we doing this? 1149 01:22:23,338 --> 01:22:26,217 I will benefit. Your interview will give me more publicity. 1150 01:22:26,241 --> 01:22:27,652 OK bye now I have to go! 1151 01:22:29,044 --> 01:22:31,251 Kabir thank you for letting us into your life. 1152 01:22:31,313 --> 01:22:33,088 You have a beautiful home! 1153 01:22:33,381 --> 01:22:35,452 - Thank you. - When did you decide... 1154 01:22:35,550 --> 01:22:39,657 that you would take care of the house full time ? 1155 01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:42,362 The first time I came to this house and saw it's condition... 1156 01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:45,735 I decided that the "men" in this house needed a "woman". 1157 01:22:46,428 --> 01:22:50,774 So can we say that in your Relationship, Kia is the man'? 1158 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:53,600 No... 1159 01:22:54,369 --> 01:22:57,248 Kia is a woman, and I am a man 1160 01:22:57,472 --> 01:22:59,281 but I understand your confusion. 1161 01:22:59,674 --> 01:23:02,435 Homemaker means you're a "she", having a career means you're a "he"... 1162 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:04,285 According to "Indian tradition". 1163 01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:09,318 True, hut Kia is a very successful woman & you are dependent on her financially... 1164 01:23:10,218 --> 01:23:13,427 Does your ego ever hurt'? Do you feel jealous? 1165 01:23:13,555 --> 01:23:15,091 So you're saying that... 1166 01:23:15,123 --> 01:23:18,730 all those women who are homemakers are jealous of their husband's success? 1167 01:23:20,028 --> 01:23:22,634 Using their money to run the house hurts their ego'? 1168 01:23:23,231 --> 01:23:26,337 If women don't feel it, Why do you think men will feel... 1169 01:23:26,401 --> 01:23:28,244 jealous... have an ego? 1170 01:23:28,436 --> 01:23:32,043 Maybe men's upbringing, genetic difference... 1171 01:23:32,107 --> 01:23:33,745 Of course. We are different... 1172 01:23:34,142 --> 01:23:37,021 Which is why I don't wear a bra & she doesn't have a beard. 1173 01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:40,250 But genes don't say that a bra can't go to work... 1174 01:23:40,315 --> 01:23:42,317 or that a beard can't run the house. 1175 01:23:42,617 --> 01:23:45,154 My "she" is proving to the world... 1176 01:23:45,453 --> 01:23:47,262 that she's no less than a "he"... 1177 01:23:47,355 --> 01:23:49,631 And this "he" is proving to the world... 1178 01:23:49,657 --> 01:23:51,534 that he's no less than a "she"! 1179 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,469 The Constitution of India gives every citizen the freedom of choice. 1180 01:23:55,563 --> 01:23:58,442 She and he have the freedom to choose what they want to do. 1181 01:23:58,633 --> 01:24:01,614 We chose this life. why is it breaking news to you'? 1182 01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:03,405 Kia! 1183 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:05,617 I saw your husband's "He-She" interview... 1184 01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:07,311 Damn cool! 1185 01:24:08,510 --> 01:24:09,614 What a dude your husband is! 1186 01:24:09,644 --> 01:24:11,715 For a minute even I was influenced by his words! 1187 01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:13,516 You're a very lucky girl! 1188 01:24:13,581 --> 01:24:16,027 You: Husband is a very progressive man. 1189 01:24:16,317 --> 01:24:18,695 Yes. All companies should recruit more women 1190 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:22,099 I wish more of out men were like him. He's from INMB, right'? 1191 01:24:22,257 --> 01:24:24,999 Kia, your husband's trending! 1192 01:24:25,026 --> 01:24:26,334 Let's get back to work guys. 1193 01:24:26,394 --> 01:24:27,429 Hi Ma'am... 1194 01:24:27,629 --> 01:24:29,404 I saw your interview... 1195 01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:33,141 - Thank you! - I loved what you were wearing! 1196 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:42,312 You've become an overnight stat! 1197 01:24:42,510 --> 01:24:45,457 Saw the interview? I gave you so much publicity! 1198 01:24:46,214 --> 01:24:48,353 Me? You were praising yourself! 1199 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,752 Anyway you looked hot! 1200 01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:54,557 It was a question of your reputation! I did the make-up and lighting myself. 1201 01:25:10,004 --> 01:25:12,416 What did you mean "condition of the house" before you came? 1202 01:25:12,707 --> 01:25:14,584 Did we live in the gutter before'? 1203 01:25:15,310 --> 01:25:17,620 That was a joke... A true joke. 1204 01:25:20,415 --> 01:25:23,419 And what was that... 1205 01:25:23,551 --> 01:25:27,089 "She" is proving to the world that she's no less than a "he"... 1206 01:25:28,289 --> 01:25:30,030 That was a compliment! 1207 01:25:31,993 --> 01:25:34,132 What do you think? That my life's 1208 01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:37,506 is to show people that I'm no less than a man? 1209 01:25:37,699 --> 01:25:39,645 I'm not proving anything to anyone, OK? 1210 01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:42,045 I just want to be the best at what I do. 1211 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:48,312 She finds faults even in compliments! 1212 01:25:48,343 --> 01:25:50,414 You said something? 1213 01:25:57,018 --> 01:25:59,555 I saw your son on T.V. 1214 01:26:00,021 --> 01:26:01,967 But Women's Day is next month... 1215 01:26:02,223 --> 01:26:04,169 What was he doing on T.V.? 1216 01:26:05,293 --> 01:26:07,102 Sit, he speaks very well. 1217 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,164 - Did he say anything about me? - No sir... 1218 01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:11,108 He didn't even take your name. 1219 01:26:11,232 --> 01:26:12,609 Thank God... 1220 01:26:13,134 --> 01:26:15,410 else our apartment prices would fall! 1221 01:26:23,745 --> 01:26:26,521 - Hello? - Hi, is this Mr. Kabir Bansal? 1222 01:26:26,581 --> 01:26:27,719 Yes, speaking. 1223 01:26:28,249 --> 01:26:31,321 Sit. We would like you to talk in our Ted X Program. 1224 01:27:37,185 --> 01:27:40,291 - What is this? I'm starving! - Sorry! 1225 01:27:41,155 --> 01:27:43,362 What will you have? 1226 01:27:43,424 --> 01:27:45,199 Just order anything! 1227 01:27:49,230 --> 01:27:50,004 Hello? 1228 01:27:50,031 --> 01:27:53,103 Sit, we're doing a cookery show... 1229 01:28:51,559 --> 01:28:54,130 - Don't you think'? - Clutter-breaking idea, sir! 1230 01:28:56,431 --> 01:28:59,310 Sir I know it's very interesting... 1231 01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:01,378 but I don't think he'll do it. 1232 01:29:01,436 --> 01:29:03,438 Television is going to die. 1233 01:29:03,638 --> 01:29:05,549 Who will watch T.V. with so many ads? 1234 01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,676 They should ban ads! 1235 01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:10,078 Where is mom? 1236 01:29:10,144 --> 01:29:12,181 Some NGO seminar or something. 1237 01:29:12,547 --> 01:29:13,582 Drink? 1238 01:29:14,248 --> 01:29:16,091 You won't believe it... 1239 01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:18,992 my boss wants to cast you in an ad. 1240 01:29:19,454 --> 01:29:20,454 Excuse me? 1241 01:29:20,488 --> 01:29:22,695 Don't worry... I said no. 1242 01:29:24,425 --> 01:29:25,597 Which ad? 1243 01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:29,037 Saffola! 1244 01:29:29,497 --> 01:29:30,532 Saffola? 1245 01:29:35,169 --> 01:29:36,705 Saffola... 1246 01:29:38,072 --> 01:29:39,983 Actually Kia it's a good idea. 1247 01:29:40,675 --> 01:29:43,121 Your last "offer" idea for men was such a hit... 1248 01:29:43,177 --> 01:29:44,178 Actually... 1249 01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:45,714 it's a great idea! 1250 01:29:45,980 --> 01:29:48,324 How long will we stereotype women in ads'? 1251 01:29:48,616 --> 01:29:50,425 Ads influence society, right? 1252 01:29:50,551 --> 01:29:52,622 Change ads, change society! 1253 01:29:53,287 --> 01:29:54,391 You'll do an ad? 1254 01:30:40,568 --> 01:30:44,106 Kia, I want Kabir to give our Marketing & Sales team... 1255 01:30:44,172 --> 01:30:46,778 an inspirational talk. Just an informal evening session. 1256 01:30:47,141 --> 01:30:49,644 He's such an interesting man. I'm sure people will love it! 1257 01:30:50,545 --> 01:30:51,546 Kabir? 1258 01:30:52,079 --> 01:30:53,079 Here!? 1259 01:31:50,404 --> 01:31:52,645 You're really enjoying your new life, aren't you'? 1260 01:31:54,775 --> 01:31:56,777 I really enjoyed coming to your Office. 1261 01:31:57,278 --> 01:31:59,258 But how do you work there'? 1262 01:32:00,081 --> 01:32:01,719 I wasn't talking about this evening. 1263 01:32:02,683 --> 01:32:04,128 What do you mean? 1264 01:32:05,620 --> 01:32:06,724 I mean... 1265 01:32:07,121 --> 01:32:10,125 all these talks and speeches... 1266 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:15,702 At first I found these interviews & talks on gender equality very irritating. 1267 01:32:16,297 --> 01:32:19,005 But after seeing the initial response, I started. 1268 01:32:19,634 --> 01:32:21,636 If I can do some good, then why not? 1269 01:32:22,570 --> 01:32:24,140 What good are you doing? 1270 01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:26,446 By sharing out lives... 1271 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,453 if someone else's life gets better, then why not'? 1272 01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:36,051 I thought I was the marketing person, and you didn't like marketing... 1273 01:32:38,619 --> 01:32:40,758 You are marketing your life! 1274 01:32:42,723 --> 01:32:44,225 Our life! 1275 01:32:44,525 --> 01:32:46,232 Not my life. 1276 01:32:47,695 --> 01:32:49,572 My life is not so different. 1277 01:32:50,031 --> 01:32:51,567 So many women work... 1278 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,046 You're the different animal! 1279 01:32:55,336 --> 01:32:57,077 And anyway who are you helping? 1280 01:32:58,673 --> 01:33:01,279 You think that centuries of injustice done to women... 1281 01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:04,119 can he wiped clean in a second by your example? 1282 01:33:05,146 --> 01:33:07,386 It's the men, not the women who are benefiting from this. 1283 01:33:07,481 --> 01:33:11,725 Inspired by you, men think they can sit at home & become stars! 1284 01:33:13,220 --> 01:33:14,631 If you don't want to work... 1285 01:33:15,523 --> 01:33:17,628 why encourage others to be useless. 1286 01:33:30,738 --> 01:33:34,151 That you find happiness in my happiness. 1287 01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:37,348 Is not necessary in love... 1288 01:33:44,018 --> 01:33:47,227 If our paths don't meet... 1289 01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:50,599 does not mean we are apart... 1290 01:33:50,691 --> 01:33:54,195 This is love, not duty... 1291 01:33:54,261 --> 01:33:57,435 This is love, not duty... 1292 01:33:57,498 --> 01:34:00,604 This is love, not duty... 1293 01:34:00,668 --> 01:34:03,444 This is love, not duty... 1294 01:34:03,504 --> 01:34:05,575 I have some good news. 1295 01:34:06,107 --> 01:34:08,986 We want to send you to New York for a management programme. 1296 01:34:09,377 --> 01:34:11,015 It's a fabulous one month programme. 1297 01:34:11,412 --> 01:34:12,584 Would you like to go'? 1298 01:34:16,384 --> 01:34:18,091 Everything OK? 1299 01:34:19,286 --> 01:34:20,629 Yes sir. I'll go 1300 01:34:20,688 --> 01:34:22,429 I'm already depressed! 1301 01:34:22,723 --> 01:34:24,703 How can you both leave me all alone... 1302 01:34:24,725 --> 01:34:26,602 and go to the U.S. for a month? 1303 01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:28,038 Very mean! 1304 01:34:28,162 --> 01:34:30,039 What alone? I'm not going 1305 01:34:30,731 --> 01:34:32,301 I'm just joking... 1306 01:34:32,633 --> 01:34:34,112 What's happened to you Kabir? 1307 01:34:34,435 --> 01:34:36,005 He's become famous mom... 1308 01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:38,044 - He doesn't have dates. - What? 1309 01:34:38,372 --> 01:34:40,045 Everything stops from today. 1310 01:34:40,341 --> 01:34:41,342 What? 1311 01:34:41,475 --> 01:34:42,475 Anyway... 1312 01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:44,717 the country's youth is watching this useless example... 1313 01:34:44,745 --> 01:34:45,746 and getting corrupted! 1314 01:34:46,147 --> 01:34:47,147 What? 1315 01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:50,157 How can I leave you in this condition? 1316 01:34:50,351 --> 01:34:51,352 What's happened to me? 1317 01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:54,657 Anything can happen. Anyway my job is to take care of the house... 1318 01:34:55,089 --> 01:34:56,659 not to travel the world! 1319 01:35:00,661 --> 01:35:01,662 I'm sorry... 1320 01:35:02,096 --> 01:35:03,507 For what? 1321 01:35:05,232 --> 01:35:06,370 Why won't you come? 1322 01:35:06,567 --> 01:35:08,604 What will I come and do there for a month'? 1323 01:35:13,407 --> 01:35:15,284 You'll be able to stay without me? 1324 01:35:17,745 --> 01:35:19,315 You'll be busy... 1325 01:35:19,513 --> 01:35:22,517 Instead of living there without you it's better if I stay here without you. 1326 01:35:23,651 --> 01:35:26,325 At least I can look after mom. 1327 01:35:27,321 --> 01:35:28,732 I want to be useful. 1328 01:35:34,495 --> 01:35:35,735 Then I won't go too. 1329 01:35:35,996 --> 01:35:36,996 Don't go! 1330 01:35:39,366 --> 01:35:41,209 But I've already accepted... 1331 01:35:42,503 --> 01:35:44,505 and it's a great opportunity to learn. 1332 01:35:45,005 --> 01:35:46,245 So go... 1333 01:35:55,249 --> 01:35:57,126 I didn't mean what I said in the car. 1334 01:35:57,485 --> 01:35:59,158 I mean what I'm saying now. 1335 01:36:00,087 --> 01:36:02,363 You do your work, I'll do mine. 1336 01:36:03,090 --> 01:36:05,263 Anyway you feel that I don't do anything. 1337 01:36:06,227 --> 01:36:08,673 If I come to America with you and enjoy... 1338 01:36:09,163 --> 01:36:10,443 even I'll feel that I'm useless! 1339 01:36:23,410 --> 01:36:27,222 I don't know how to convince you... 1340 01:36:27,281 --> 01:36:30,125 This is love, not duty... 1341 01:36:30,184 --> 01:36:33,597 Does not mean I desire you any less. 1342 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,726 This is love, not duty... 1343 01:36:35,990 --> 01:36:42,202 Times have changed a hit, But I'm the same, my love... 1344 01:36:42,229 --> 01:36:49,670 How do I make you understand 1345 01:36:50,037 --> 01:36:56,682 I don't know how to make you happy But I want to see a smile on your face. 1346 01:36:56,744 --> 01:37:00,123 This is love, not duty... 1347 01:37:00,181 --> 01:37:03,390 This is love, not duty... 1348 01:37:03,450 --> 01:37:06,659 This is love, not duty... 1349 01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:09,564 This is love, not duty... 1350 01:37:09,590 --> 01:37:13,402 That you find happiness in my happiness. 1351 01:37:13,460 --> 01:37:16,373 Is not necessary in love... 1352 01:37:16,397 --> 01:37:20,106 That you find happiness in my happiness. 1353 01:37:20,167 --> 01:37:23,114 Is not necessary in love... 1354 01:37:23,170 --> 01:37:26,549 If our paths don't meet... 1355 01:37:26,607 --> 01:37:31,386 does not mean we are apart... 1356 01:37:31,412 --> 01:37:33,483 Where are you going all dressed up like a stud? 1357 01:37:36,584 --> 01:37:39,087 To focus on my present life... 1358 01:37:39,119 --> 01:37:41,326 I had made my past out of focus... 1359 01:37:41,722 --> 01:37:44,134 But now my past is calling out to me. 1360 01:37:45,092 --> 01:37:47,504 After many years then-is a reunion of all the MBA robots. 1361 01:37:47,561 --> 01:37:48,335 Shall I go? 1362 01:37:48,429 --> 01:37:51,035 If you come home early sleep outside! 1363 01:37:55,469 --> 01:37:57,142 So you learned how to cook? 1364 01:37:57,204 --> 01:37:58,239 Yes, completely! 1365 01:38:12,353 --> 01:38:13,696 - Hi Kabir! - Hi Neha. 1366 01:38:14,021 --> 01:38:16,001 - How's Kia? - She's good. Very good. 1367 01:38:16,156 --> 01:38:18,193 When 2 people have a scene in college... 1368 01:38:18,259 --> 01:38:19,397 and they lose touch... 1369 01:38:19,460 --> 01:38:21,565 and meet after many years... 1370 01:38:21,595 --> 01:38:24,269 that moment guys... is pure sexy! 1371 01:38:28,435 --> 01:38:29,743 Here! Sex done'? 1372 01:38:32,973 --> 01:38:34,418 - What are you drinking? - I want to get drunk! 1373 01:38:34,475 --> 01:38:36,352 I want to have shots! 1374 01:38:41,015 --> 01:38:42,494 Kabir... 1375 01:38:43,550 --> 01:38:46,394 You gave me a big complex in college... 1376 01:38:46,420 --> 01:38:49,424 Now that I'm worth 400 million dollars, and single... 1377 01:38:49,690 --> 01:38:51,192 you still make me feel like a loser! 1378 01:38:51,258 --> 01:38:52,532 What did I do? 1379 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:55,720 You're the one who is in every woman's dream even after marriage! 1380 01:39:01,135 --> 01:39:04,241 You've become a film director but still didn't bring an actress along. 1381 01:39:04,305 --> 01:39:07,309 Your life is no less than a film. How much for the copyrights? 1382 01:39:08,142 --> 01:39:10,281 - Kabir? - Yes? 1383 01:39:10,377 --> 01:39:11,651 Will you come to Mumbai for me? 1384 01:39:11,712 --> 01:39:13,123 Why is your husband in Delhi? 1385 01:39:13,180 --> 01:39:15,421 No in Paris. Ass! 1386 01:39:16,383 --> 01:39:19,091 My channel is doing a big programme for Women's Day... 1387 01:39:19,186 --> 01:39:20,961 I stopped doing all that... 1388 01:39:21,455 --> 01:39:22,991 Please do it for me? 1389 01:39:23,057 --> 01:39:24,468 Just one day! Please? 1390 01:39:24,491 --> 01:39:27,165 How many times can I say the same thing? Anyway it's Women's Day... 1391 01:39:27,194 --> 01:39:29,401 Women should speak for the benefit of Women to Women! 1392 01:39:29,697 --> 01:39:32,405 For women to benefit men should speak to men. 1393 01:39:32,433 --> 01:39:34,640 No, you find yourself another man 1394 01:39:35,035 --> 01:39:36,480 I've committed... 1395 01:39:37,004 --> 01:39:38,642 I'll be badly screwed! 1396 01:39:39,006 --> 01:39:41,316 Just one day... Please! 1397 01:39:41,575 --> 01:39:43,179 Please! 1398 01:39:43,544 --> 01:39:44,682 Please! 1399 01:40:20,047 --> 01:40:26,521 Kabir: History says, in the stone ages men hunted and women in caves cooked... 1400 01:40:29,023 --> 01:40:31,299 No one checked how many men cooked... 1401 01:40:31,358 --> 01:40:33,360 and how many women hunted! 1402 01:40:34,628 --> 01:40:39,338 If you miss 1 match out of 121 it won't make any difference... 1403 01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:42,176 Today's Women's Day, sit with your woman and listen to this boy! 1404 01:40:42,236 --> 01:40:44,580 If we reversed the roles, then what? 1405 01:40:45,305 --> 01:40:46,648 The woman's job would be hunting... 1406 01:40:46,673 --> 01:40:48,277 the man's job, cooking! 1407 01:40:48,509 --> 01:40:50,549 Only their responsibilities would have been swapped. 1408 01:40:50,577 --> 01:40:51,783 Men would have Remained men... 1409 01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:53,406 Women would have remained Women... 1410 01:40:53,647 --> 01:40:55,767 Sex would have been just as good! Yes, but today we... 1411 01:40:56,450 --> 01:40:57,588 would not be celebrating Women's Day... 1412 01:40:57,684 --> 01:40:58,684 but Men's Day instead! 1413 01:41:00,521 --> 01:41:02,592 History must have been written by a man! 1414 01:41:03,357 --> 01:41:04,392 His-tory... 1415 01:41:04,591 --> 01:41:06,730 The clue is in the wold itself, His Story! 1416 01:41:07,127 --> 01:41:08,538 Does anyone know Her Story? 1417 01:41:08,595 --> 01:41:11,041 - Who's this fellow? - He's a man! 1418 01:41:11,532 --> 01:41:12,408 I can see that. 1419 01:41:12,433 --> 01:41:15,778 The men who discovered the Hindi language knew this about this mistake... 1420 01:41:17,137 --> 01:41:19,549 In Hindi grammar, "cooking" is a masculine gender... 1421 01:41:20,007 --> 01:41:21,315 So cooking is male territory. 1422 01:41:21,341 --> 01:41:24,618 "Working" is a feminine gender... 1423 01:41:25,546 --> 01:41:26,650 Female territory! 1424 01:41:27,548 --> 01:41:28,720 Fact is... 1425 01:41:28,749 --> 01:41:31,457 we all speaking one language, and living another. 1426 01:41:33,053 --> 01:41:37,661 He takes care of his home so his wife can fulfill? Her dreams. 1427 01:41:38,225 --> 01:41:39,067 Good! 1428 01:41:39,193 --> 01:41:41,195 Good? Could you have ever done this? 1429 01:41:41,261 --> 01:41:42,365 Yes, why not? 1430 01:41:42,529 --> 01:41:45,169 Rubbish! If I had continued my acting work... 1431 01:41:45,232 --> 01:41:46,472 would you have taken care of the house? 1432 01:41:46,633 --> 01:41:48,772 Absolutely. If that was your dream. 1433 01:41:49,436 --> 01:41:53,282 You can't boil a glass of water on your Own! 1434 01:41:53,340 --> 01:41:55,581 We would have got a cook. Does he have kids? 1435 01:41:55,609 --> 01:41:57,179 - That's not the point! - That's the point... 1436 01:41:57,244 --> 01:41:58,689 That's the big point Jaya! 1437 01:41:59,146 --> 01:42:00,750 When did I stop you from working? 1438 01:42:01,014 --> 01:42:02,118 It was your choice! 1439 01:42:02,182 --> 01:42:06,096 Exactly. It was my choice because I had no other choice! 1440 01:42:06,487 --> 01:42:09,024 What are you saying! 1441 01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:11,034 I would have happily looked after the house! 1442 01:42:11,125 --> 01:42:12,160 Sure! 1443 01:42:12,226 --> 01:42:16,038 Amitabh Bachchan cooking in the kitchen... 1444 01:42:16,130 --> 01:42:20,601 and Jaya Bachchan happily Waving to her fans every Sunday! 1445 01:42:20,667 --> 01:42:21,907 You would have been OK with it? 1446 01:42:22,002 --> 01:42:23,140 Yeah. Why not? 1447 01:42:23,203 --> 01:42:26,047 So easy to say it. Can't rewind life! 1448 01:42:28,342 --> 01:42:31,221 What do I do? 1449 01:42:31,345 --> 01:42:33,256 What do you want me to do? 1450 01:42:33,313 --> 01:42:35,418 - I want to meet this boy. - Who? This guy? 1451 01:42:35,582 --> 01:42:36,652 - Yeah. - Why? 1452 01:42:36,750 --> 01:42:39,162 I like him. Just look at him! 1453 01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:43,101 At this age a new threat! 1454 01:42:48,228 --> 01:42:49,673 Hi. You coming? 1455 01:42:50,130 --> 01:42:51,370 Coming where? 1456 01:42:52,432 --> 01:42:53,672 So why did you call? 1457 01:42:53,767 --> 01:42:55,474 I just called to say... 1458 01:42:56,537 --> 01:42:59,040 I called to say I'm meeting Amitabh Bachchan & Jaya Bachchan! 1459 01:42:59,573 --> 01:43:00,608 What? 1460 01:43:00,974 --> 01:43:02,317 I'm in Mumbai. 1461 01:43:02,409 --> 01:43:03,683 What are you doing in Mumbai? 1462 01:43:04,211 --> 01:43:07,090 There is a Women's Day seminar... 1463 01:43:07,447 --> 01:43:08,585 Another speech... 1464 01:43:09,216 --> 01:43:10,251 Started again? 1465 01:43:11,385 --> 01:43:13,194 I thought you wasn't going to do all this! 1466 01:43:17,124 --> 01:43:18,804 This is why you didn't come with me, right? 1467 01:43:19,693 --> 01:43:21,604 Anyway. Good... 1468 01:43:21,995 --> 01:43:22,995 meet more people. 1469 01:43:23,030 --> 01:43:23,633 Kia I'm meeting Ami... 1470 01:43:23,730 --> 01:43:25,107 Yeah fine. Take care. 1471 01:44:38,038 --> 01:44:39,210 This is for Kia. 1472 01:44:39,539 --> 01:44:40,745 Thank you! 1473 01:44:48,115 --> 01:44:50,117 What wrong did I do to you'? 1474 01:44:50,550 --> 01:44:55,158 I'll have to hear her lectures for days! 1475 01:45:03,664 --> 01:45:07,476 Kia, 20 missed calls? Mom...! 1476 01:45:20,013 --> 01:45:21,185 What happened? 1477 01:45:22,249 --> 01:45:25,093 Her BP was very low. She collapsed. 1478 01:45:25,118 --> 01:45:26,654 She was trying to call you. 1479 01:45:27,521 --> 01:45:29,194 She called Kia, Kia called me... 1480 01:45:30,023 --> 01:45:31,627 We had to rush her here. 1481 01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:34,503 Kia was saying... 1482 01:45:34,528 --> 01:45:38,066 she'll catch some flight via Zurich and reach by tonight. 1483 01:45:52,079 --> 01:45:54,059 - Hello? - Where are you'? 1484 01:45:54,114 --> 01:45:55,718 Kia you've landed... 1485 01:45:55,749 --> 01:45:57,353 I'm almost there! 1486 01:45:57,417 --> 01:45:59,192 I'm already in the bloody hospital! 1487 01:46:05,992 --> 01:46:07,733 Flight arrived early? 1488 01:46:18,138 --> 01:46:20,675 - Swiss air was supposed to... - I came by Lufthansa. 1489 01:46:21,174 --> 01:46:23,211 - Why didn't you call me? - Call you? 1490 01:46:23,276 --> 01:46:24,619 The whole world was trying to call you! 1491 01:46:24,678 --> 01:46:26,624 Why did you come back? Go give more speeches! 1492 01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:30,628 Nothing's happened. Mom is fine. You didn't have to leave work & rush here 1493 01:46:30,684 --> 01:46:31,628 I came. I'm here! 1494 01:46:31,685 --> 01:46:33,062 You were not here! 1495 01:46:37,157 --> 01:46:39,137 What is this sudden trip to become famous'? 1496 01:46:39,326 --> 01:46:42,205 Why do you suddenly want to show the world how great you are'? 1497 01:46:42,629 --> 01:46:46,133 You left home to tell the world how well you run a home'? 1498 01:46:46,299 --> 01:46:48,040 You're a bloody fraud! 1499 01:46:48,101 --> 01:46:50,513 This is a hospital. Please go outside. 1500 01:46:51,138 --> 01:46:53,414 Kia! I went to meet Amitabh Bachchan... 1501 01:46:53,473 --> 01:46:56,420 Did mom's blood pressure know that you were with Amitabh Bachchan? 1502 01:46:56,777 --> 01:46:59,417 If Amitabh Bachchan knew that my mom was dying... 1503 01:46:59,479 --> 01:47:02,323 and you were telling stories of being a "cool husband"... 1504 01:47:02,382 --> 01:47:04,259 he would have thrown you out! 1505 01:47:04,284 --> 01:47:06,161 My phone was on silent... 1506 01:47:06,253 --> 01:47:08,096 there were no flights out. I took the first... 1507 01:47:08,188 --> 01:47:12,102 You're living off my money and you want to show the world how great you are'? 1508 01:47:12,659 --> 01:47:14,263 OI is it that because I'm older than you... 1509 01:47:14,327 --> 01:47:16,329 you're doing me a favour by living with me. 1510 01:47:17,597 --> 01:47:18,575 Kia listen... 1511 01:47:18,598 --> 01:47:21,306 Now that you're on T.V. and a social celebrity... 1512 01:47:21,334 --> 01:47:24,577 your "homemaker" & "don't want to move ahead" act is over'? 1513 01:47:24,604 --> 01:47:25,708 Kia... 1514 01:47:26,506 --> 01:47:28,417 You don't want to progress! 1515 01:47:28,475 --> 01:47:29,715 The joke of the century! 1516 01:47:30,110 --> 01:47:31,714 You are the cheapest, slimiest... 1517 01:47:31,978 --> 01:47:33,980 most manipulative man in this world. 1518 01:47:38,285 --> 01:47:40,492 Why are you living off my money... 1519 01:47:41,188 --> 01:47:43,429 when you are the heir to millions? 1520 01:47:43,457 --> 01:47:46,597 Why? Why? Why? 1521 01:47:53,700 --> 01:47:55,441 You used me! 1522 01:47:57,103 --> 01:47:58,309 I'm such a fool! 1523 01:47:59,139 --> 01:48:00,379 It was pure strategy! 1524 01:48:00,574 --> 01:48:02,986 You plotted this bit by bit! 1525 01:48:04,311 --> 01:48:06,086 It was all a set-up! 1526 01:48:06,413 --> 01:48:08,393 Nothing was a coincidence... 1527 01:48:09,115 --> 01:48:10,355 from the Chandigarh-Delhi flight until now... 1528 01:48:10,383 --> 01:48:12,423 Was it really your Dead mother's birthday that day'? 1529 01:48:12,586 --> 01:48:15,294 Brilliant game, brilliant bloody game! 1530 01:48:15,355 --> 01:48:17,062 You proved that you're an MBA topper. 1531 01:48:17,224 --> 01:48:18,999 What a business plan! 1532 01:48:19,993 --> 01:48:22,599 I'll become a hero not by inventing anything... 1533 01:48:22,696 --> 01:48:25,700 not by becoming yet another millionaire, not by anything. Just... 1534 01:48:25,999 --> 01:48:27,672 by doing nothing! 1535 01:48:28,034 --> 01:48:30,412 Without doing anything I will leave my mark in the world. 1536 01:48:30,604 --> 01:48:32,709 You are an artist... 1537 01:48:33,373 --> 01:48:35,216 The world's biggest con artist! 1538 01:48:36,543 --> 01:48:40,320 You used me to laugh at your dad... to laugh at the whole bloody world... 1539 01:48:41,381 --> 01:48:42,382 Kia... 1540 01:48:42,582 --> 01:48:44,687 Kia, let's go back. Mom is alone. 1541 01:48:46,119 --> 01:48:47,996 My mom. My home 1542 01:48:48,121 --> 01:48:49,498 I'll take care of it. 1543 01:49:38,705 --> 01:49:39,979 Dear Kia... 1544 01:49:40,173 --> 01:49:42,175 We really missed you. 1545 01:49:42,475 --> 01:49:45,012 Kabir told us a lot about you 1546 01:49:45,312 --> 01:49:47,223 I'm truly, truly proud of you. 1547 01:49:47,714 --> 01:49:50,718 I know the world is celebrating Kabir today... 1548 01:49:51,217 --> 01:49:54,391 but without a Kia, a Kabir cannot exist. 1549 01:49:54,721 --> 01:49:57,395 Every woman wishes for a husband like this... 1550 01:49:57,424 --> 01:50:01,497 but very few have the courage to love such a man. 1551 01:50:01,595 --> 01:50:04,098 It takes a lot for a man to be a Kabir... 1552 01:50:04,331 --> 01:50:07,244 But it takes a lot more for a woman to be happy... 1553 01:50:07,334 --> 01:50:09,245 with a man like Kabir. 1554 01:50:09,336 --> 01:50:11,646 You are a big inspiration! 1555 01:50:12,038 --> 01:50:15,212 I wish the world would have more women like you, Kia. 1556 01:50:15,375 --> 01:50:17,355 God bless you! 1557 01:50:21,081 --> 01:50:24,528 That you find happiness... 1558 01:50:24,551 --> 01:50:27,464 in my happiness. 1559 01:50:28,154 --> 01:50:33,160 Is not necessary in love... 1560 01:50:35,095 --> 01:50:41,478 If our paths don't meet... 1561 01:50:42,068 --> 01:50:47,142 does not mean we are apart... 1562 01:50:48,475 --> 01:50:50,477 Where is Kabir? 1563 01:50:52,212 --> 01:50:53,350 Kia! 1564 01:50:53,480 --> 01:50:55,289 I'm so cheap mom! 1565 01:50:55,348 --> 01:50:56,793 I hate myself. 1566 01:50:58,084 --> 01:50:59,688 I felt jealous of him! 1567 01:51:00,220 --> 01:51:02,200 How can I be jealous of Kabir mom? 1568 01:51:02,455 --> 01:51:04,401 I love him, I love him more than my life! 1569 01:51:04,424 --> 01:51:05,994 Calm down Kia! 1570 01:51:06,026 --> 01:51:08,028 He got a little attention... 1571 01:51:08,561 --> 01:51:10,006 and I couldn't handle it! 1572 01:51:10,630 --> 01:51:12,507 I feel so small mom! 1573 01:51:13,033 --> 01:51:14,376 I'm feeling so small. 1574 01:51:14,534 --> 01:51:16,309 How can I be insecure of him? 1575 01:51:16,569 --> 01:51:18,412 Kabir loves you too. 1576 01:51:18,438 --> 01:51:21,009 Not once did he say that I wasn't at home either. 1577 01:51:21,241 --> 01:51:24,586 And I abused him for not being there for just one night! 1578 01:51:24,644 --> 01:51:25,782 What happened Kia? 1579 01:51:26,046 --> 01:51:29,493 This is love, not duty... 1580 01:52:06,319 --> 01:52:10,631 I really didn't mean what I said! I didn't mean what I said mom... 1581 01:52:11,124 --> 01:52:12,728 Of course you meant it. 1582 01:52:13,426 --> 01:52:15,099 Else you wouldn't have said it. 1583 01:52:16,396 --> 01:52:18,103 I didn't mean what I said 1584 01:52:18,131 --> 01:52:19,735 I really love Kabir! 1585 01:52:20,100 --> 01:52:21,738 Love is not the problem... 1586 01:52:22,736 --> 01:52:25,410 There is no problem between Kabir and you. 1587 01:52:25,672 --> 01:52:29,586 Infact, this is not a husband-wife, man-woman... 1588 01:52:29,642 --> 01:52:31,644 or... what is that... 1589 01:52:32,746 --> 01:52:35,249 not even a "he-she" problem... 1590 01:52:35,482 --> 01:52:41,160 This is a basic issue between a homemaker and the person who earns... 1591 01:52:42,122 --> 01:52:46,264 Whether it's a "she" or a "he"... 1592 01:52:47,127 --> 01:52:51,769 Unfortunately, the world only sees the person who earns in the relationship 1593 01:52:52,165 --> 01:52:55,374 because of which the person gets used to the attention. 1594 01:52:55,635 --> 01:52:57,137 It's natural! 1595 01:52:57,470 --> 01:53:00,474 No one notices the homemaker... 1596 01:53:00,974 --> 01:53:04,217 Slowly, even the earning member stops noticing the homemaker. 1597 01:53:05,411 --> 01:53:09,518 When the world by chance notices the homemaker... 1598 01:53:09,749 --> 01:53:13,492 then naturally, the homemaker feels a bit nice... 1599 01:53:14,020 --> 01:53:17,524 and the earning member feels a bit shaken. 1600 01:53:17,724 --> 01:53:19,726 Hey! I'm the hero! 1601 01:53:20,126 --> 01:53:22,697 How can the supporting actor equal to me! 1602 01:53:23,129 --> 01:53:25,006 But I'm not like that mom! 1603 01:53:25,231 --> 01:53:27,108 You are exactly like that! 1604 01:53:27,567 --> 01:53:29,342 We are all like that. 1605 01:53:29,702 --> 01:53:31,340 We are human beings'.! 1606 01:53:31,738 --> 01:53:35,151 But you know what is so beautiful about you? 1607 01:53:36,109 --> 01:53:38,282 You don't want to be like that. 1608 01:53:52,258 --> 01:53:55,796 Credit card used for Vistara Airlines... 5,000'? 1609 01:53:56,229 --> 01:53:57,264 Kabir! 1610 01:54:06,639 --> 01:54:07,639 Hello? Yes? 1611 01:54:08,141 --> 01:54:11,281 Can you tell me if Mr. Kabir Bansal is traveling on any of your flights today? 1612 01:54:13,980 --> 01:54:16,426 His Wife is dying! It's an emergency! 1613 01:54:18,284 --> 01:54:20,525 If I knew the flight number why would I be calling you? 1614 01:54:23,623 --> 01:54:25,159 What is UK246? 1615 01:54:27,260 --> 01:54:28,102 Chandigarh? 1616 01:54:28,127 --> 01:54:31,074 You were in Chandigarh to buy Chandigarh? 1617 01:54:31,097 --> 01:54:33,043 No. My friend had a break-up... 1618 01:54:33,099 --> 01:54:34,339 I was there for moral support 1619 01:55:19,279 --> 01:55:20,587 I'm sorry! 1620 01:55:20,613 --> 01:55:23,025 I'm really sorry. 1621 01:55:25,451 --> 01:55:27,624 I was just missing my husband. 1622 01:55:28,521 --> 01:55:30,398 But I'm OK now... 1623 01:55:38,031 --> 01:55:40,011 He loved his mom a lot. 1624 01:55:45,004 --> 01:55:46,540 During take off and landing... 1625 01:55:48,341 --> 01:55:50,719 he would hold her hand tightly like this. 1626 01:56:04,557 --> 01:56:05,399 Yes sir? 1627 01:56:05,558 --> 01:56:07,697 Ma'am can you get this lady her husband please? 1628 01:56:10,697 --> 01:56:12,370 I lost him somewhere! 1629 01:56:24,110 --> 01:56:25,110 Found him! 1630 01:56:39,025 --> 01:56:40,333 Over! 1631 01:56:41,127 --> 01:56:42,697 What's over? 1632 01:56:43,229 --> 01:56:45,038 Murder. 1633 01:56:45,198 --> 01:56:47,007 - Whose? - Yours! 1634 01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:50,443 I smashed you, bashed you, chopped your body into pieces... 1635 01:56:50,503 --> 01:56:52,005 and took my revenge. 1636 01:56:52,205 --> 01:56:53,616 Peace! 1637 01:57:02,348 --> 01:57:06,160 Folded my hands, pleaded, got down on my knees, asked for forgiveness. 1638 01:57:06,586 --> 01:57:08,065 Got it! 1639 01:57:10,056 --> 01:57:11,558 Peace! 1640 01:57:16,963 --> 01:57:19,170 But Why did you come after me so quickly? 1641 01:57:20,066 --> 01:57:23,707 I can understand if my friend was a "she"... 1642 01:57:25,171 --> 01:57:27,014 If your Friend was a "she"... 1643 01:57:27,306 --> 01:57:29,115 this plane wouldn't have lauded in Chandigarh. 1644 01:57:29,308 --> 01:57:31,219 You could have shown up before hoarding... 1645 01:57:31,310 --> 01:57:33,381 We could have saved money on the return ticket! 1646 01:57:37,083 --> 01:57:39,188 We will come back by train. 1647 01:57:40,486 --> 01:57:42,227 I want to feel... 1648 01:57:43,222 --> 01:57:45,202 the romance of trains! 1649 01:57:59,405 --> 01:58:03,547 Happy birthday to you! 1650 01:58:04,077 --> 01:58:08,583 Happy birthday to you! 1651 01:58:15,388 --> 01:58:17,561 Today on your birthday... 1652 01:58:17,723 --> 01:58:20,169 - a gift... - I don't want anything dad. 1653 01:58:20,326 --> 01:58:22,101 Thank you for coming. 1654 01:58:22,295 --> 01:58:24,275 Just enjoy a meal cooked by your son. 1655 01:58:24,330 --> 01:58:25,502 Who's giving you anything? 1656 01:58:26,999 --> 01:58:29,377 On the occasion of my daughter-in-law's birthday... 1657 01:58:29,402 --> 01:58:31,279 I've come to ask her for a gift. 1658 01:58:32,205 --> 01:58:34,685 To take my company forward... 1659 01:58:35,575 --> 01:58:37,714 I need a CEO. 1660 01:58:38,244 --> 01:58:39,382 A CEO... 1661 01:58:40,446 --> 01:58:42,187 who after I'm gone... 1662 01:58:42,548 --> 01:58:44,528 can take over my company. 1663 01:58:47,019 --> 01:58:48,123 Me? 1664 01:58:48,654 --> 01:58:50,224 I think I'm too small for this... 1665 01:58:50,323 --> 01:58:51,323 You're very talented. 1666 01:58:51,691 --> 01:58:54,228 I keep track of all your work! 1667 01:58:56,028 --> 01:58:57,234 Cheers! 1668 01:58:59,465 --> 01:59:01,536 Is he offering me dowry in the middle of the night? 1669 01:59:01,601 --> 01:59:03,444 He's making sure the family business... 1670 01:59:03,469 --> 01:59:05,574 is being handed over to the right family member. 1671 01:59:07,140 --> 01:59:09,347 Are you interested in charity work? 1672 01:59:10,009 --> 01:59:13,081 Charity? what charity? 1673 01:59:13,679 --> 01:59:16,387 Till today I thought that behind every successful 1674 01:59:16,482 --> 01:59:18,052 there is a woman. 1675 01:59:18,084 --> 01:59:20,257 And your Son proved that... 1676 01:59:20,286 --> 01:59:23,358 behind a successful woman there is a man. 1677 01:59:23,589 --> 01:59:25,330 No, no... 1678 01:59:25,391 --> 01:59:27,302 You daughter has proved that... 1679 01:59:27,360 --> 01:59:29,397 there needs to be a successful woman... 1680 01:59:29,462 --> 01:59:32,068 in fact of every unsuccessful man! 1681 01:59:32,999 --> 01:59:36,378 When did you last do an underwear check? 1682 01:59:37,637 --> 01:59:39,173 What's that? 119460