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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:16,080 ROMAN TALES 2 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,120 - Mario! Mario! - What is it? 3 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,480 - Alvaro was released. - When? 4 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,160 This morning. He said he's waiting for you in the square. 5 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,240 Tell him I'm coming. Alvaro is a shrewd one! 6 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,200 Righetto, here! 7 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,640 Spartaco! 8 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,760 - What do you want? - Alvaro is waiting in the square. 9 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,920 - Silvio Pellico is back! - Do you mind? 10 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,880 No! We would need many customers like him. 11 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:04,280 Have him pay the bill that he left, 12 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,080 before his... "vacation". 13 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,360 Otello! 14 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,080 Otello! 15 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,160 - What is it? - Alvaro was released. 16 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,600 - When? - One hour ago. He's in the square. 17 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,160 Alright. Tell him I'm coming. 18 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,560 - Who is Alvaro? - Alvaro Latini. 19 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,680 - I don't know him. - What? 20 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,120 He knifed Valerio Zerboni and was in jail 6 months. A shrewd guy. 21 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,600 People who stab others are shrewd? 22 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,200 He didn't want to stab him. An unpleasant misunderstanding. 23 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,400 And he went to jail 6 months? Then he's stupid. 24 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,680 - Hi, Armando. - Hi. See you. 25 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,160 - Hi, guys! - Hi, Alvaro! 26 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,400 Mom! 27 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,520 - It's him again! - Mom, Alvaro is back! 28 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:11,040 - I can see that. - Aren't you happy to see me? 29 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,720 - Mom! - Stop. You're hurting me. 30 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,360 I always thought of you during these 6 months. 31 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,640 I wondered what you were doing. 32 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,440 I was working, to send you packages. 33 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,560 Always cutlets! When they arrived, they were like soles. 34 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,120 - You should thank God! - I thank God and Mom. 35 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,560 - Stop it. - How is Maria? 36 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,080 - She says hi. She's fine. - She'll be happy to see me. 37 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:37,000 - What a satisfaction! - Finally I'm in my home. 38 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,160 Hi, girls! 39 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,040 - Is there a clean shirt? - That one belongs to the Cavaliere! 40 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,160 Who gives a darn about him. It'll be tight around the neck. 41 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,600 Here we go again! 42 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:56,880 - Spartaco, where are you going? - I'll be right back. Alvaro! Alvaro! 43 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,240 - Here he is! - Don't you ever grow up? 44 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,800 You're shorter than before. I thought you weren't coming. 45 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,640 - My brother-in-law didn't let me out. - Don't bother with him. 46 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,360 - He sleeps in the kitchen now. - In the silverware drawer. 47 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,400 Alvaro was released, and the gang has been formed again. 48 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,800 Miss Ines, we don't give Alvaro Latini credit anymore. 49 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,840 Prison is an experience that everyone should have. 50 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,800 Military life's nothing! In the army you only meet poor guys. 51 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:29,560 I was in a cell at Regina Coeli with a marquis and an antique dealer. 52 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,240 They treated me very well. 53 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,760 I was important in there. 54 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,480 Know what the director told me when I left? 55 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,360 "Good thing you're leaving. Otherwise, I'd have left." 56 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,280 Let's talk about our business. 57 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,360 You've begun doing a shameful job. You should quit. 58 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,760 - How? - What can I? 59 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:53,520 - What'll I say at home? - You have become lazy. 60 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,160 I know everything. It's because of women. 61 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:59,160 The fish vendor's daughter, Mr. Annibale's daughter... 62 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,640 - I won't say names. - The cafe cashier. 63 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,840 - You hadn't told me that. - Otello is kidding. She's too tall. 64 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,360 - I'm kidding? - She is 2 meters tall. 65 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:14,120 A man should be independent with a woman, and dominate her. 66 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,560 As of today, a new life! 67 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,280 I met important people in there. 68 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,600 - Hold it a minute. - Alvaro, hold still. 69 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,360 - I must talk to him. - Pretend you don't see him. 70 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:36,120 - Leave me alone! - What'll he do now? 71 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,520 Valerio, I must talk to you. 72 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,640 Valerio, you don't want to start again, do you? 73 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,920 Let's forget everything. 74 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,480 I was in jail for 6 months. I suffered so much. 75 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,840 - I was humiliated. - I don't think about it anymore. 76 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,200 - Then let's make peace. - Just a minute. 77 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:15,760 Ever since your wife married you, I never even talked to her. 78 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,200 I hope you believe it. Otherwise, I don't know what to say. 79 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,920 I believe you, and believed you that night, too. 80 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:28,200 I had drunk. I didn't want to look like a coward with my friends. 81 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,120 - What'll he do to him? - Maybe he'll stab him again. 82 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,240 - Yes! - That'll fix things. 83 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,000 If so... 84 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,280 - Bye, Valerio. Friends as before. - Bye. 85 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,240 Here he is! 86 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:54,880 - How did it go? - Fine. He apologized. 87 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,240 I felt sorry for him. You know I'm a good person. 88 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,440 He shook my hand and I said, "No!" 89 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,000 "Valerio, when you see my wife, lower your eyes and leave, 90 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,680 or this time I'll send you to the cemetery." 91 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,480 - You scared him! - He said, "Friends as before." 92 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:13,680 Give me the jacket. Let's go drink a Campari Soda. Short stuff's paying. 93 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,840 - Me? - Come on. You have money! 94 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,280 Pull out that money! 95 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,480 - Hello. - Good morning, employees. 96 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,680 - Come on! - Wait. 97 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,160 Is this the lady? 98 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,240 My compliments! 99 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,360 Four Camparis. 100 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,160 - How much is it? - 320. 101 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:42,160 I couldn't believe it. I never would have imagined. 102 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,000 That short stuff! 103 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,840 - To health. - To health! 104 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,120 - To health, miss! - Thanks. Best wishes. 105 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,440 What is Valerio doing with the truck? Driver? Delivery boy? 106 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:02,280 He has his own business. He bought a truck on instalments. 107 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,560 He knows how to take care of his business. 108 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,440 - Instalments? Now I understand. - Right. 109 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,560 Guys, I'm going to get my wife. 110 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,160 See you in the afternoon. I've an idea... 111 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,600 - Miss, don't wear Spartaco out. - But... 112 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,760 - Goodbye! - Bye! 113 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,280 Alvaro will never change. 114 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,560 - Hi, Franca. - Hi, Alvaro. 115 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,520 - Alvaro! - Maria! 116 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,240 - Maria! - Stop it. There are people. 117 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:41,160 Why? 6 months is a long time. You don't know what I felt in there. 118 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,760 They're looking at us. Let's go home. 119 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:49,240 Did you think of me? I often wondered what you were doing. 120 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,280 - Did you think of me? - Yes, I did. 121 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,400 - Always? - Yes, always. 122 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,920 - Dear, everything will be as it was. - I hope not! 123 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,160 We'd better makes things clear right away. 124 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,680 If you don't become a serious person and start working, I... 125 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,200 Maria, look at my face. 126 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,840 - You don't think I've changed? - No. 127 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,640 I mean inside! 128 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,200 I don't know what goes through your head. 129 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,320 Many ideas! 130 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,760 Then you haven't changed at all. 131 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:25,160 There are 3 combinations. 12, 18 and 24 instalments. 132 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,240 - It's lovely! - How many? 133 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,280 - 24. - Got that? 24 instalments. 134 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:34,160 The truck pays for itself. It is profit making. 135 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,680 But you must give 300,000 in advance. 136 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,800 - Yes. - Then let's do so. 137 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,760 - You want to try it? - We'd like that! 138 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,160 - Get me a test license. - It's a deal. 139 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,520 Did you hear what he said? The truck pays for itself. 140 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,440 And if business goes well, 141 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,000 we could even buy a big truck. 142 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,440 - May I drive? - Gladly. 143 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:00,400 - Are you crazy? - Stop it! 144 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,680 - Third level diesel license. - Is it short stuff's license? 145 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,680 - Look. - Where did you find it? 146 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,320 - In an Easter egg? - Classified as fourth. 147 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:14,160 - Yeah. There were 4 of you. - We have mechanical personnel. 148 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,080 Stop it! 149 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,640 - What brakes! - It speeds! 150 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,320 - Did you check out the brakes? - It's really lovely. 151 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,280 Next week we'll come to draw it up. 152 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,040 - Good-day. - Goodbye, and thanks. 153 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,560 You're welcome. 154 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,080 What is "drawing it up"? 155 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,920 - The contract. - And the 300,000 Lira? 156 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:14,760 Let me think. I only need 5 minutes to solve everything. 157 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,560 - In 5 minutes... - We'll let him think. 158 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,160 Go on. Throw him inside. 159 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,280 Go on. Take a bath! 160 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,280 Stop acting like kids! 161 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:33,880 - Darn you! I know! - Go on! What did you think of? 162 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,120 - AMOS. - What? 163 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,680 The name of the speed transport coop. 164 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,040 AMOS: Alvaro, Mario, Otello and Spartaco. 165 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,840 - Why am I last? - Because AMOS is fine. 166 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,240 Why not SAMO? Spartaco, Alvaro, Mario and Otello. 167 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:56,920 - SAMO already exits. - OMAS! OSMA, OMSA. 168 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,080 - MASO! - MOSA. 169 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,200 Enough! AMOS is fine. 170 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,280 We're all the same in the coop, but we need a boss, 171 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,400 or we'll become a republic. 172 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:10,360 You worry about the name but don't know how we'll get 300,000 Lira. 173 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,080 Right! 174 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,400 Sunday, international soccer game, Italy-England. 175 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,320 - I know! - Another name! 176 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,080 - No, the 300,000 Lira. - Where? 177 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,320 - In here. - I've the Banca d'Italia here! 178 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,360 We can't speak seriously with you guys. 179 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,160 You'll remain in garbage, as you are used to doing. 180 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:35,120 - Can't we joke anymore? - Have you become touchy? 181 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,840 No, but one must be serious in business. 182 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,320 - We are serious. Even tragic! - So I see! Now listen. 183 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,920 - Each gets 25,000 Lira. - And you? 184 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:50,000 Me too. I will have it become 300,000 Lira. Let's go. 185 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,200 Did you fall out of bed this morning? 186 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,640 - I am never late. - He makes me furious! 187 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,840 Mom, you tell him. Did he ever arrive before us? 188 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,840 No, but this time he did okay. 189 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,440 - Good thing you're here, ma'am! - She doesn't know you. 190 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,880 Let's go! 191 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,160 - Careful. It'll all fall. - Marcella! 192 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,760 I waited for you last night until 11:00. 193 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,600 I'm sorry, but my aunt and uncle and cousin came. 194 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,280 She got engaged to a guy who has a coffee making company. 195 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,800 - Big deal! - Right. 196 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,440 - Marcella, come here. - What do you want? 197 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,280 Come here a moment. 198 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,880 No, stop it. Not here! 199 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,640 Come on... 200 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,760 Let's go. 201 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:25,240 - You know I love, don't you? - I know. 202 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,360 But you don't know that I always think of our future. 203 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,320 Good for you. 204 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,560 I cannot go on like this, 205 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,120 unloading crates, breaking ice... 206 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,680 If I don't get a good job, how can I have a family? 207 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,400 - What do you want to do? - I have a project. 208 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:52,320 - What? - I can't tell you. It's a secret. 209 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,280 - Now you keep secrets from me? - It is something serious. 210 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:59,760 I need your help, a loan. An advance would solve everything. 211 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,840 - How much? - 25,000 Lira. 212 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,560 You're creating your future with 25,000 Lira? 213 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,880 Your future doesn't cost much. 214 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,560 Now I see why you were on time, and so sweet... 215 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:21,160 Get out! I should create a family with a guy like you? 216 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,160 - You are offending me. - You should be offended! 217 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,280 You know what? Just go to hell! 218 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,800 - You too, along with your sister! - You and your whole family! 219 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,800 I don't give a darn about you! 220 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,680 - Goodbye, Mrs. Adele. - Did you argue again? 221 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,080 Yes. This time it's really over. Find another poor devil like me. 222 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,080 Tell me. What is the matter? 223 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,520 Otello, I always treated you like a son. 224 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,600 It was Marcella, huh? What did she do to you? 225 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,040 - Let me by! - Wait! 226 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,920 Every morning the same thing. 227 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,160 A half meter today, a half meter tomorrow... 228 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,560 Who knows where I will end up! 229 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:28,520 How brazen! I was here 10 days ago. Look where you sent me. 230 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,880 You really scare me. The lace of my blouse is shaking! 231 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,840 - We'll see now, Brigadier! - Yeah, call the brigadier. 232 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,080 Otello, come here. 233 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,360 Here. But don't tell Marcella. 234 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,360 Don't worry. Next week I'll return it. 235 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,160 Alright. Go on. I'll join you. 236 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,680 - Let's not leave Marcella alone. - Yes, Mrs. Adele. 237 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,800 Every morning she steals half a meter. 238 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,360 Good thing I get wider. If you got wider, what would happen? 239 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,920 - Let me see the signs. - She erases them at night. 240 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,520 I sleep at night. I'm not like your daughter. 241 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,840 - What've you got to say about her? - You know. 242 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,840 - Murderer! I have a heart problem. - Eat less. 243 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,600 - Brigadier, this is my place. - We'll check the floor plan tomorrow. 244 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:26,720 - Go on, keep going! - Finally you're here! 245 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,880 - Have you calmed down? - You want to joke. 246 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,600 Otello, listen... 247 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,440 I'll give you that money when we close, but don't tell my mom. 248 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,880 No. It's too easy like this. 249 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,840 After all you said to me, I don't want anything. 250 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 I have my dignity too. 251 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,600 What happened to him this morning? Did the friars bless him? 252 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,680 It's shameful. If she goes on like this, who knows where I'll end up. 253 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,800 Excuse me, madam. Look at these earrings. 254 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,240 They are lovely, huh? 255 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,400 - 20,000. - At least 25,000. 256 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,720 My little boy has scarlet fever and I'm being evicted from my home. 257 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,080 - My wife is pregnant again. - I'm sorry. 258 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,400 What? I'm even a veteran! 259 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,520 We don't have food. We made ragu sauce with the last 300 Lira. 260 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,560 With 20,000 Lira you can buy lots of spaghetti. 261 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:29,040 With 20,000 Lira? Have you ever been to the zoo? 262 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,160 Did you see the lions' meal? It's worse at my home. 263 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,240 We have to feed them with a pitch fork, they eat so much. 264 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:39,360 - Please give me 25,000 Lira. - Alright. 265 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,680 Thank you, sir. 266 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,880 Thank you, and goodbye. 267 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,080 - You're depositing? - No, I'm withdrawing. 268 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,600 - How much? - Everything. 269 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,640 Your ID. 270 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,160 Finally! I waited an hour for you. 271 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,600 - Spartaco? - You're asking me? 272 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,280 Yesterday was too late, today is too early. 273 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,040 A bit closed, a bit open. At times you're gone, or your brother-in-law. 274 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,200 What disgusting thing is this? 275 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,160 I'm not renewing the subscription. Goodbye. 276 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,560 - Good morning, Miss Ines. - Good morning. You are late today. 277 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,680 A new life! 278 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,640 A cappuccino, please. 279 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,400 - Did you win at the SISAL? - Almost. 280 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,560 - With double sugar. - Alright. 281 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,160 - Ready! - Go Roma, forever! 282 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,400 - Thanks. - Spartaco! You are here. 283 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,760 - Well? - The customers are leaving. 284 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,200 Nobody will come to the parlor now. 285 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,400 Where will you eat, you lazy bum? 286 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,560 I am tired of you, the shop and my sister. 287 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,000 Here are the keys. You'll massage your own hair as of today. 288 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,760 It's useless. You've so little hair! 289 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,400 You'll pay for that. You'll beg me for charity. 290 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:24,240 This is his gratitude after giving him bread and work for years. 291 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,160 - Stop it! - I hope you starve to death! 292 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,000 Go away. 293 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,600 Spartaco, you made a mistake in arguing with your brother-in-law. 294 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,920 - What'll you do now? - I have other plans. 295 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,800 Maybe I'll be part of a coop for speedy transportation. 296 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,320 - My compliments! - A new life! 297 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,240 They are 10. 298 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,360 Quagliarini, get money from my daughter. It's 63,000 Lira. 299 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,480 Okay, Mr. Annibale. 300 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,600 - How much is it? - 63,000. 301 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,800 I'll give you 38,000 today and 25,000 the next time. 302 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,160 Okay. I have to bring oil anyway. 303 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,040 35,000... 304 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,840 38,000. 305 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,120 - You want a glass of wine? - Sure. 306 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:27,040 - Here. - To health! 307 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,040 - Goodbye. - Bye. 308 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,280 - Mario, there are customers. - I'll go. 309 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,760 Good morning. What would you like? 310 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,200 Just a minute. Anita, two English people are here. 311 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,200 Please. 312 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,680 - What do they want? - I don't know. They're not English. 313 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,800 - They are. Can't you see? - What do these people want? 314 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,760 - We don't understand. - They're not English. 315 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,520 I'll take care of it. I'll bring you tagliatelle, chicken, peppers, 316 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,280 and half a liter of Frascati wine. Alright? 317 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,280 We understand each other right away! See how it's done? 318 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,800 I'll throw away these signs. We can't make a mad impression. 319 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,760 - I speak French and English. - You don't know anything! 320 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,320 You like hillbillies who bring their sack from home. 321 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,160 - You are fine with them. - Watch out how you speak. 322 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,280 It'd be a stylish place if there weren't ignorant people like you. 323 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,520 That way you'll learn to respect your father. 324 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,800 - What's the matter? - Leave me alone. 325 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,560 - Don't cry. - Nobody understands me. 326 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,920 What about me? 327 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,800 You're like my father. Your jacket is dirty, 328 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,360 your plants don't have a pleat, and look at your tie. 329 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,480 With what I earn... 330 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,640 I had bought you gold shoulder pads. 331 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,240 - They'd make fun of me here. - You don't want to be refined. 332 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,400 - Listen. - Leave me alone. 333 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,320 - If Dad sees us, he'll send you away. - I'll wear the shoulder pads. 334 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,880 Leave me alone. 335 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,080 Put half a liter on the bill. 336 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,400 He never ends. 337 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,880 Two tickets. 338 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,160 Otello! Otello! 339 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,520 We are here! 340 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,280 I can't stand it anymore. I've been standing since 5:00 a.m. 341 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,400 - You are never content. - Sure. 342 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,000 - How many did you get? - 8. Look. 343 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:26,160 - Good! - With the earlier ones, it's 24. 344 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,480 If we buy another 8, we are all set. 345 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,600 I heard 346 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,720 that at the last minute tickets sell for 10,000 Lira. 347 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,840 Quiet. Don't let anyone hear you! 348 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,400 We'll pay the truck instalment and have money left over. 349 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,520 - What if it rains? - Come on! 350 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,640 - If it rains, they play anyway. - People won't go to the stadium. 351 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,080 - I am tired of you! - Come on! Excuse me! 352 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,160 Hurry, dear, or I'll be late. 353 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,560 Why must you leave 2 hours ahead of time? 354 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,480 Business! Business for my Maria! 355 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,160 Maria, did you see the dresser keys? 356 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,120 - What for? - I have to put on earrings. 357 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,200 - To go where? - To Aunt Ernestina. She's sick. 358 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,000 She is dying of hunger and she goes with earrings! 359 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:16,120 - What's wrong with that? - Don't get angry. Alvaro's kidding. 360 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,840 No. You are insensitive to human suffering. 361 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,640 - Give me the jacket. - Wait a minute! 362 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,200 Why are you in a hurry? Calm down. 363 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,240 Here. 364 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,280 Now you can leave. 365 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,200 No. I want an explanation. 366 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,560 I am being spied on, in this house. Enough! 367 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,120 I am not a child. 368 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,520 Don't be a clown. 369 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,800 I found the pawn shop receipt and paid back the earrings. 370 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,760 You've given your mother enough suffering. 371 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,360 I can't stand it anymore! 372 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,360 Don't make such a scene. You don't fool me anymore. 373 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,480 Maria, don't go out. 374 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:27,280 Listen to me. We can't go on like this. 375 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,440 You don't trust me anymore. We had better break up. 376 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,200 You are young and pretty. You can have a new life. 377 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,600 - I am leaving. - Bye. 378 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,320 Mom! Mom! 379 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,040 I'm not going to America. 380 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,520 I can't stand it anymore. I am so unlucky. 381 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,520 Nobody understands me. 382 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,720 I tried to get you away from this life of poverty, 383 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,480 but you are all against me. They should've let me die. 384 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,640 You don't know, but that night... 385 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,120 at Regina Coeli, with my pants belt... 386 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,240 I know. I shouldn't have told you. 387 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,360 But it was a moment of despair. It's already over. 388 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,480 Don't cry, Maria. 389 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,800 I am not crying for... 390 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,560 I am crying because you are such a liar. 391 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,120 Do you think everyone is stupid? 392 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,640 Why do you always tell lies? 393 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,120 - Alvaro! - Alvaro, let's go. 394 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,840 Go with your friends. 395 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,360 Yes, but wait for me. 396 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,640 Bye, Maria. One day you'll be proud of your husband. 397 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,400 Wait! 398 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,160 Tribuna Monte Mario seats! 399 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,920 - Otello, how is it going? - Badly. Everyone has a ticket. 400 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,400 - It's early. Don't worry. - The game is about to begin. 401 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,360 Look, there are latecomers. 402 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,880 - Where are the other two? - There they are. 403 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,080 - Where? - Down there. 404 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,840 Go on. 405 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,360 Do you need tickets? 406 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,880 Tribuna Monte Mario seats! 407 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,680 Hey! You want to go to jail? 408 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,360 - Why? - Touts are forbidden. 409 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,160 How will I sell them? With my mind? 410 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,920 I deal with idiots. Put them in your pocket and show them like this. 411 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,720 - Alright. - Go. Mario! 412 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,840 Darn it! What'll I do? 413 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,000 We aren't selling anything here. 414 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,120 You sell tickets with that face? You must smile. 415 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,400 - Everyone has a ticket. - You're a real bore. As you wish. 416 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,000 Tribuna Monte Mario seats! 417 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,000 - Sure, you're selling! - Tribuna Monte Mario seats! 418 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,600 - Tickets. - How much? 419 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,120 - 5,000. - How stupid. I sell them for 3,000. 420 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,640 But nobody buys them. 421 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,600 - The game is on television. - Vampires! What will we do? 422 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,400 - We have to lower the price. - Tribuna Monte Mario! 423 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,480 Fair price increase. Tribuna Monte Mario seats. 424 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,600 - One, two? - Nothing. 425 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,720 Fair price increase! 426 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,240 - Mario, see them? For 4,000. - You'll sell them all. 427 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,200 Fair price increase! Tribuna Monte Mario seating! 428 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,600 - Tribuna? 4,000. - Lower the price! 429 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,400 At the right price or nothing. 430 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,920 - How many do you want? - We are a group. 431 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,760 Alvaro! There are two people who'll buy them for 5,000. 432 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,040 - Are you sure? - Yes. 433 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,400 You'll see the game on television. 434 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,160 - Come on. - Sure? Don't embarrass me. 435 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,760 Come on! 436 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,840 Here they are. Good-day. 437 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,280 - We found who will buy them. - How many do you have? 438 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,400 - I have 10, and you? - 10. 439 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,240 - 20. - 8. 440 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,720 - 28. - 12. 441 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,800 - They are 40. - 40... 4 times 5... 442 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,040 - 20. - 200,000 Lira. 443 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,160 A big hit! 444 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,560 - Can't you give a discount? - No. 445 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,200 They are the last ones. It's a special price. 446 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,440 It's right. 447 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,640 So... 448 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,640 - Come get them at the station. - Police. 449 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,240 - I want my money! - Hold still! 450 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,760 We've never done it before. We need to earn some money. 451 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,320 Okay, I understand. 452 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:12,160 Since you don't usually do it, I'll let you go this time. 453 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,240 But if I see you again, besides confiscating the tickets, 454 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,840 I'll put you in jail. Alright? 455 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,040 - Alright. - Did you understand? 456 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,560 - Thanks, sir. - I want my money back! 457 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,920 - Now stop it... - No, Spartaco is right. 458 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,720 - These are your great ideas. - I want my money back! 459 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,480 - You jerk. You ruined us! - How will I return the money? 460 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,560 - What'll I do about Anita? - You ruined us! 461 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,440 Be quiet! I shouldn't have partnered with losers like you. 462 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,920 You are disgusting! As of today, get by on your own! 463 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,480 - Go away! - Swindler! 464 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,600 Go work, you poor losers! 465 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,920 Go get yourself killed! 466 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,200 I'll swell your head like this and then play ball with it. 467 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,920 - Sooner or later I'll get you. - Leave him alone. 468 00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:01,080 Don't come around again, or I'll beat you up. 469 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,200 Go get yourself killed! 470 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,200 Go Italy! 471 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,120 Come on! 472 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,560 Wait a minute here. 473 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:28,160 I don't want to see him. Don't insist. He offended me! 474 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,680 He offended me in front of strangers. 475 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,040 - Good-day, Miss Ines. - Peace with your brother-in-law? 476 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,160 Yes, it was him. He insisted. 477 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,880 - I don't want to see him! - Goodbye. 478 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,240 - Goodbye. - How am I supposed to tell you? 479 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,120 Spartaco, come. 480 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,480 Here he is. 481 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,160 Thank your sister. I'd have let you starve to death. 482 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,680 But the thought of seeing Assuntina suffer 483 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,640 was stronger than rightful resentment. 484 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,600 Get your job back, but... 485 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:12,240 - Behave properly! -Thanks, Pasquale. You're a good man. 486 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,800 Bye. 487 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,040 And you, behave, and don't make him angry. 488 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,760 Come here. 489 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,040 Trim it at the base and do a nice massage. 490 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,160 Spartaco, Alvaro said he's waiting for you at the cafe. 491 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:38,920 - Both of you, jump in the river! - You jump, short stuff! 492 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,400 Skinner, do you cut hair with an axe? 493 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,280 Parrot! Midget! 494 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,280 Light, light... Careful with the tip. 495 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,840 You must work with the scissors. Slowly. Like this. 496 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,560 - You still defend him? - It's not his fault. 497 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,600 You'll never see the money you gave him. 498 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,600 - Mr. Annibale, he's here! - He's here? 499 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,080 - Dad, it's not his fault! - Scoundrel! 500 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,120 - What did I do? - I'll break his head! 501 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:19,120 Good for you. You should bust his head! 502 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:22,120 - I'll give it all back! - Scoundrel! 503 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:25,200 Delinquent! Inside my house, with my daughter! 504 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,600 - I want to marry your daughter! - You'd like that, huh? 505 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:33,920 Goodbye. Good for you. Let's go. 506 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,640 Mario, Alvaro is waiting for you at the cafe! 507 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,480 Darn you! 508 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,680 Raise those crates. 509 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,240 Clean the counter. 510 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,040 Straighten that price! 511 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,760 - This one? - Yes. Put some ice. 512 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,920 - Where will I get it? - Then throw water on the mullets. 513 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,000 The tricycle is here. Go get the ice. 514 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,200 - Poor thing! - Mom, it's your fault. 515 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,160 If you hadn't given him those 25,000 Lira... 516 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,040 If I hadn't done it, you would have. 517 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,160 - Me? - I know you. 518 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,200 - Excuse me. How much is this fish? - Why are you touching it? 519 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,160 - I'm seeing if it's fresh. - It's been there since Christmas. 520 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,480 - Did you wake up nervous? - It's none of your business. 521 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,120 - Then you eat it! - Be more polite with customers. 522 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,560 - Here's the ice. - Like that? Break it! 523 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,920 - Should I break it? There! - Darn you! 524 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,520 Otello! Hi, Otello. 525 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,240 - What do you want from him? - Alvaro is waiting at the cafe. 526 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,320 - Don't come around anymore! - Darn you! I fooled you! 527 00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,320 If you see that delinquent again, I'll massacre you! 528 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,760 Why should I see him? I like it here. You treat me well. 529 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,320 - Don't be funny! - No. 530 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:29,520 Guys, I'm very happy to see you gathered here as in the past. 531 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,760 I have no hard feelings, even if sometimes you take advantage. 532 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,320 - But let's forget it. - Yes, it's better. 533 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,080 I had Professor Semprini called. 534 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:45,160 - Who is he? - You are really ignorant. 535 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,160 - You don't know who Semprini is? - No. 536 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,040 - His brain is this big. - A watermelon? 537 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,040 He wrote about 20 novels like "The Orphan from Piave", 538 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,880 "The Revenge of the Deceased". It's useless to tell you, you don't read. 539 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,520 Here he is! 540 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,280 - Good morning, Professor. - Thank you for coming. 541 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,240 Dear friend, it is a duty. 542 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,320 They're friends. I was telling them about you. They're your admirers. 543 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,280 - They read all your novels. - Very kind. 544 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,440 - Sit down. - Thank you. 545 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,920 - Here we are. - What do you want? 546 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,560 - What time is it? - 11:30. 547 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,120 11:30? I could have something. 548 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:36,800 A cappuccino, a roll, a sandwich... 549 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,560 - You said it's 11.30? - Yes. 550 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,000 Then do something. Bring me... 551 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,240 - A nice sandwich! - Alright. 552 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,360 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 553 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,040 So... 554 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,000 Professor, I need you. 555 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,240 I can do anything, but I'm weak as a writer. 556 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,360 - And you're a maestro. - Modestly speaking! 557 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,480 You know it. 558 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,160 I need a letter. 559 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,680 A letter by someone who is hungry, 560 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,080 an unemployed person 561 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,320 whose mother is seriously sick. 562 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,880 - Is your mother sick? - She's fine. She'll bury you all! 563 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:28,400 - Calm down, kids! - Don't disturb, or get out. 564 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,520 - So... - Did I make myself clear? 565 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,280 I understand. 566 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,920 But I don't understand the objective. 567 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,080 The objective is here. 568 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,800 What do you mean? 569 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:47,160 "One year later, having joined her companion in Heaven, 570 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,640 after a life dedicated to the family, the NW..." 571 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,560 - It means "noble woman". - Oh, I see! 572 00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:01,760 "Valeria Zoppetti, born Von Balbesberg." 573 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,920 - It's pronounced "Fon" Balbesberg. - "Fon" Balbesberg. 574 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,720 - Von Balbesberg. - I understand. 575 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,360 It is an excellent and brilliant idea. 576 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,360 - Simple and brilliant. - Alright. 577 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,800 You must write a very touching letter, 578 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,720 and above all, using the word "mamma" often. 579 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,640 I understand. 580 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,520 Now leave me alone. I'll take care of it. 581 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,640 Alright. Do a good job. 582 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Let's go. 583 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,680 - Did you like the idea? - I didn't understand a thing. 584 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,840 - Me either. - You are stupid in everything! 585 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,360 That, too! 586 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,480 Each of us presents himself with a letter and an artistic object. 587 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,800 - And we'll earn money. - Who'll give it to us? 588 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,360 - Children who are suffering. - Why? 589 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,080 If a poor man presents himself to you, with a dying mother, 590 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,200 and he is unemployed, without money, you don't give him anything? 591 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,320 I don't have any money. 592 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,560 But if you had it, and were hit by a great sorrow? 593 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,280 - Yes, in that case. - See? It's psychological. 594 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,760 - Alvaro! - Yes, Professor? 595 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,040 Let's put a person with diabetes. 596 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,840 Diabetes is not that serious. I wouldn't specify. 597 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,160 I'd put "an incurable disease". 598 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,280 I know. A disease that leaves no hope. 599 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,080 - Very well, Professor. - Ad hoc! 600 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,360 I have the right man. His mother died 3 months ago. 601 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,480 Attorney Mazzoni Baralla, un big lawyer. 602 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:40,360 He is good, and defends the accused who are needy, free of charge. 603 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,800 Then hang on to him, because with this little trick 604 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,360 you'll end up in jail again. - Mario, 605 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,280 if you don't agree, go away. The 3 of us will make the deal. 606 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:57,000 With one letter, we'll earn from 5,000 to 20,000 Lira. 607 00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,080 With 3 letters a day, we'll make an average of 30,000 Lira. 608 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,600 In 10 days, the truck is ours. Well... 15. 609 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,640 - I have finished. - Very good, Professor. 610 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,920 What a genius! 611 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,680 So... "Illustrious", "Respectful"... 612 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,040 - Whatever. - That is fine. 613 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,560 "The wayfarer who during a muggy evening in June, 614 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,920 while walking in a dark alley on the outskirts, 615 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,920 heard a mamma's heart-breaking voice lamenting, 616 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:33,120 My son, help me! The medicines! The medicines! 617 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,400 That plea, illustrious sir, 618 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,240 was given by my adored mamma, 619 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,600 who had a disease that leaves no hope. 620 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:46,000 It was addressed to me, impotent in facing so much pain, 621 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,680 and tormented by the anguish of not being able to help her. 622 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,720 Before turning to you, I hesitated a long time, 623 00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:00,440 but 3 things convinced me to dare and, as you see, I am daring. 624 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,920 First: the sorrow that unites us. 625 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:09,640 You lost your adored mamma, and I, after having lost my "babbo", 626 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,000 am about to lose mine. 627 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:18,320 Second: the fame of such an illustrious person as you, 628 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,440 fame of a man with a great mind and a great heart. 629 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,640 Third: the dreary poverty and scarcity of food 630 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,840 that characterizes the miserable dwelling 631 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,880 where I live with my poor mamma." 632 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,920 "What can one call this physical anguish, if not hunger? 633 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,880 Sir, accept the offer of this artistic object. 634 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,880 My poor babbo... 635 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,120 My poor babbo in Heaven, my poor mamma... 636 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,920 from her bed of pain, and I will pray for you 637 00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,280 and we'll consider you our benefactor angel." 638 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,000 - Attorney. - Let the young man in. 639 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,880 - Come in. - Thank you. 640 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,000 Excuse me. 641 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,160 - Come in. - Thank you. 642 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,120 Sit down. 643 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,720 I read your letter. It was very touching. 644 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,840 Sir, it is touching because it is sincere. 645 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,840 It comes from the heart. 646 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,400 - Are you unemployed? - Unemployed? 647 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,920 The word "unemployed" is putting it mildly. 648 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:51,040 Look at me. I am in misery. 649 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,360 My life is an odyssey. 650 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,680 I have been asking in offices for years but everything is closed! 651 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:04,520 Believe me, I really don't know which wall... 652 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,200 to bang my head against. 653 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,840 - Stay seated. - Thank you. 654 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,840 What is wrong with your mother? 655 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,600 My mother? 656 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:21,560 Illustrious attorney, my mother has an illness here. 657 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,120 And that bronze statue? 658 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,320 We are poor, needy. 659 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,080 But it wasn't always like this. We used to be well off, 660 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:40,360 as the exquisite manufacture of the statue shows. 661 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,720 Yes, babbo... 662 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,840 - Babbo? - My babbo. 663 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,080 - Babbo. - Babbo! 664 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,160 - Yes, babbo, babbo. - Isn't that how you say it? 665 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,400 - Yes, you say babbo. - Babbo. 666 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,880 Go on. 667 00:45:55,680 --> 00:46:00,480 As I was saying, Babbo had a fabric store. 668 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,840 The business was doing well and we had a lovely home. 669 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,720 Then the crisis struck us. 670 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,640 We were forced to sell everything, piece by piece. 671 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:17,080 That bronze statue is all that is left. 672 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,640 It was on my poor babbo's desk. 673 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,320 Babbo! 674 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,360 - Babbo. - Yes, my poor father. 675 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,480 Dad... father. 676 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,800 Illustrious attorney, it is the only resource we have left. 677 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,040 Accept it as gratitude for what you will do for me. 678 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:43,520 Excuse me. With how many "m"s do you write "mamma"? 679 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,280 - Three. - What? 680 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,560 One in the front and two in the back. 681 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,680 It's because of all those "m"s 682 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,440 that I don't like that word. 683 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,360 I fully understand, but what can I do? 684 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,800 Children say "mamma" and as adults they continue saying "mamma". 685 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:12,680 And because of all those "m"s, I particularly dislike that word. 686 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,160 Do you understand that? 687 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,440 Yes, I do. 688 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,440 But it's not my fault. Relax. 689 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,800 The word is said like this, "mam... ma". 690 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:34,040 I know. It's written and pronounced "mamma", just as "babbo". 691 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,440 Even Dante says it. Did you ever read it? 692 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,480 - What? - Did you ever read Dante? 693 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,680 Obviously, sir! 694 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,800 But despite Dante, I dislike those words. 695 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,120 Maybe I dislike "mamma" more than "babbo". 696 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,880 I comprehend your tragedy. 697 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,600 There do exist some words that are bothersome. 698 00:47:55,720 --> 00:48:01,120 - You dislike some too? - Of course! 699 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:03,760 For example, I can't stand the words... 700 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:08,320 "Soup", "mold", "swindle". 701 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,840 You can't imagine the torment of a man like me, 702 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,200 who lives with words and despises words. 703 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,800 I understand your state of mind, your tragedy. 704 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,880 But what can one do? We all have a cross to bear. 705 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,880 I hope this doesn't stop you from taking interest in my case. 706 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,400 Illustrious attorney, we all have one... "mama". 707 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,280 I took away an "m". 708 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:44,440 - Good morning. - Excuse me. What do you want? 709 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:48,560 I must deliver this letter and this object to the attorney. 710 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,680 The attorney is busy now. 711 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,760 - If you want to wait... - Alright. 712 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,600 Sit down. 713 00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:25,160 My father from the Heavens, my mother from her bed of pain, and I 714 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,160 pray for you, and consider you our benefactor angel. 715 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,320 - Sir, allow me. - No. 716 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,440 - Just one kiss. - No, but come see me. 717 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,080 I will recommend you to some colleague. 718 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,000 I don't work on a steady basis anymore. 719 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,680 - I see. But allow me. - No. 720 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,120 Just one kiss. 721 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,000 Thank you, sir. 722 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,920 What do you want? Do you need help? 723 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,480 Me? No... Actually... 724 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,600 Yes. I... 725 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:02,440 - I want to open a case. - Good! Speak freely. 726 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,760 An attorney is like a confessor. Come in. 727 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,200 Please. Sit down. 728 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,160 What is it, young man? Sit down. 729 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,800 - Tell me, what did you do? - Actually, I didn't do anything. 730 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,920 You have a good boy's face. 731 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,360 You must've made a mistake without wanting to. 732 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,600 Your being short, 733 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:28,160 which always creates in man an inferiority complex, 734 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,240 will be extenuating circumstances. 735 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:35,560 Years ago, I had a man who killed his mother-in-law acquitted 736 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,640 because she always called him "Short stuff! Short stuff!" 737 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,240 That young man was right. He was released a short while ago. 738 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,560 "Couple", "puddle", "muggy", "foggy"... 739 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:53,560 - Hideous words exist right? - I... 740 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,520 That short guy is shrewd. He'll surely get 4,000 Lira. 741 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,320 - 5,000. Right, Alvaro? - The more there is, the better. 742 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,440 Hey, look there! 743 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,080 That's the professor. What's he doing here? 744 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,680 He went to the lawyer! Professor! 745 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,480 Scoundrel! 746 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,800 - Sir! - Here I am. 747 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,920 Will you help me get on the bus? 748 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,920 - He's swiping the money! - Stop! There's the police! 749 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,600 Go on. 750 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:36,080 - He tricked us! - Miserable devil! 751 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,440 You were right. The professor's brain is this big. 752 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,600 - The short guy? - Go on. 753 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,640 - Did he end up badly? - That son of a... 754 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,920 Let's go. 755 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,560 Well? 756 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:05,280 That madman said to me, "Doesn't the word puddle bother you?" 757 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,400 I said it didn't, and he almost had a fit. 758 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,720 "You are a criminal. Criminals are all insensitive." 759 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,880 I was sitting on a chair looking at the door. 760 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:22,040 Then he said, "Give me an initial 50,000 Lira for expenses." 761 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,160 - And then? - I was already on the stairs. 762 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,520 - What a wise guy! - Wait a moment. 763 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:44,080 - We meet again after so long. - How's it going? 764 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,640 Alvaro knows everyone. 765 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,240 He knows those who've been in jail. 766 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,240 He is right. Not just delinquents go to jail. 767 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,760 - True. You are still free. - Short stuff, don't joke so much. 768 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,240 Come see me one of these days. Bye. 769 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,560 - When a Pope dies, another comes. - Why? 770 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,120 - You know who he is? - No, who is he? 771 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,840 - The Banca d'Italia manager. - That guy? 772 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,160 Not the real one! He have an opportunity. 773 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,800 Virgilio, because of the friendship that ties us, 774 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,720 will give me 10,000 Lira bills at 1,000 each. 775 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,280 - Fake. - No. Imitations, reproduced. 776 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,600 - So we'll all go to jail. - Why to jail? 777 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,720 Nobody notices. They're perfect. 778 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,360 Besides, they could have given them to you. 779 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,480 - I'm not in on it. - Me either. 780 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,680 - Alright. - Gray is nice too. 781 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,080 What? 782 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,360 - I like red more. - But gray... 783 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,160 Guys, in one week it could be ours. 784 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,280 With 4,000 Lira we'll make 40,000. With 40,000 we'll make 400,000. 785 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,400 With 400,000 we'll make 4,000,000 and go to jail. I'm not in on it. 786 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,000 - Me either. - I don't want to go to jail. 787 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:06,160 - What brakes! - Who'll give us the 4,000 Lira? 788 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,480 - What? - Who'll give us the 4,000 Lira? 789 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,720 The 4,000 Lira... 790 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,920 - Not this time. - Come on! Come on! 791 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,840 Get him! 792 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,640 An offer for abandoned children? 793 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,400 - No, thank you... Miss! - What're you doing? 794 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,760 A good deed. Do you have change for 10,000? 795 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,240 - I'll look. - You have no change? 796 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,000 - I'll give it to you. - Forget it. I'll change it. 797 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,840 - 7,000, 8,000... I've only 9,200. - Okay. Keep the change. 798 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,200 - No. Are you crazy? - What are you doing? 799 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,080 You want to give away 800 Lira? Do you steal money? 800 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,200 We'll help those in need. 801 00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:02,320 - Real gentlemen give very little. - Real gentlemen are shrewd. 802 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,560 Are you busy after lunch? 803 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,320 No. I'll go out with my sister or some girlfriend. 804 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,520 - Or maybe stay at home. Why? - Just to talk. 805 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,640 It's strange. A beautiful girl like you... 806 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:28,640 Miss, can you change 10,000? The taxi doesn't have change. 807 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,560 You're not checking it? What if it's fake? 808 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,320 Why should it be fake? It never happened to me. 809 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:44,080 - What were you saying earlier? - Me? Oh, yes... 810 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,800 I asked you what you were doing after lunch. 811 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:52,760 I told you, nothing in particular, nothing important. 812 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,320 - And you? - Me? 813 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,480 I don't know. Goodbye. 814 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,360 A cabin, miss. 815 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,680 - One, two, three... - Don't push. 816 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,840 - One for me too. - I just changed. 817 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,600 Alright. 818 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,400 Come on! How long are they taking? 819 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,880 You could've changed the 10,000 Lira in Rome. 820 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,040 You owe me money for the bus, ice-cream, beach house and train. 821 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,280 It's 60, 320, 410... 822 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,280 - It's 1,480. - I'll change it now. 823 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,360 There. 824 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,200 - Is someone else here? - They made a mistake. 825 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,280 - It's a bad day. - What are you saying? 826 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,040 - That beach cabin is occupied. - What? 827 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:08,000 - Go on inside. - It's yours, but we paid for it. 828 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,600 Calm down. 829 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,000 - Marcella! - You must wait! 830 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,560 The mix up must have happened at the ticket office. 831 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:22,200 The trip, the heat... One gets nervous. She's usually calm. 832 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,200 - Let's go. - My dress! 833 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,680 - What does she want? - My dress goes here. 834 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,040 - Where should I put mine? - On the stool. 835 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,160 Did you buy the clothes rack? 836 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,160 It has three hooks. One for the blouse, one for the skirt, 837 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,160 and one for the bra. Even if you've nothing to hold up. 838 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:59,600 - You can't put your dress there. - You are arrogant. I'll do this. 839 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,320 - Pick it up. - No. It's fine here. 840 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,800 - Pick it up! - What is going on? 841 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,800 - Okay, I'll pick it up. - What manners! 842 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,480 When you stop acting like an idiot, come for me at the pool. 843 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,240 - Darn! - Good thing she was nice and calm! 844 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,600 Excuse me. 845 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,800 - Excuse me. - Hey, don't you try that. 846 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,720 Oh, no! 847 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,160 Are you diving or not? 848 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,800 It's the first time I dive from a 5 meter height. 849 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,920 Hurry. Don't be a dunce. 850 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,560 - I want to dive with you. - Leave me alone. Go on. 851 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,520 - Let's dive together. Your hand. - Let go of my hand! 852 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,880 Dive, beauties at the beach! 853 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,920 - Waiter! - Yes, sir? 854 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,040 How much is it? 855 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,160 It's 680. 856 00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,320 Forget it. I think I have coins. 857 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,000 - Keep the change. - Thank you. 858 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:17,080 - Look. Which would you bet on? - None. 859 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,920 But if I had to, I would choose that one. 860 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,080 - Which one? - Number 6. 861 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,720 - He's Agamemnon. Let's go. - Where? 862 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,440 - To bet on Agamemnon. - No, I was kidding. 863 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,640 Let's try. 864 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,600 Before we bet, let's see what it pays. 865 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,120 Agamemnon... 866 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,200 It pays 8 to 1. Bet 1,000 Lira. 867 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,840 - Why don't you bet? - You picked him. 868 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,120 Go on. Not with these guys. I don't like them. 869 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,440 Those guys. Go bet. 870 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,280 - Maria! - What is it? 871 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:07,440 I'll go. There are too many men here. 872 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,320 - 1,000 Lira that Agamemnon wins. - I'll change 10,000. 873 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,920 5,000, 6,000, 7,000, 8,000, 9,000, 10,000. 874 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,680 8,000 for 1,000. Agamemnon as winner. 875 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,080 Let's go. 876 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,760 - Did you see? - Why are you so excited? 877 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,200 - With 1,000 Lira, you get 8,000! - Hi, Alvaro! 878 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:39,160 - Hi, Carlo. - But the horse must win. 879 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,280 It's sure that we'll win. 880 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,400 Where did the 10,000 Lira come from? 881 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,360 And advance on my deal, my mediation. Come. 882 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,880 He's last! 883 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:11,080 - He is gaining. - He's picking up. 884 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,600 He's fifth. He'll make it! 885 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:16,480 Alvaro! 886 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,480 Come on! 887 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,600 Great! Agamemnon! 888 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,640 Let's go get the money. Excuse me. 889 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,840 You are lucky! You did well in choosing that horse. 890 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,440 - I told you. - You 2 seem happy. Did you win? 891 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,360 - Yes, 8,000 on Agamemnon. - You bet on Agamemnon? 892 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,200 - Yes. Maria chose it. - It was my idea. 893 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,880 - Great race! - At the start, he made us suffer. 894 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,280 - Then he picked up. - Right. 895 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,440 - Go get your money. - Alright. See you later. 896 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,560 - I'll see you here. - How's life going? 897 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,880 - Fine. - What are you doing? 898 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:12,200 I'm opening up a travel agency, transportation... 899 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,480 I'm negotiating with FIAT for some trucks. 900 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,880 - Then we'll be competitors. - No. I'm going big style. 901 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:23,920 - I see... Best wishes. - Thanks. 902 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,880 Maria! 903 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,520 - Alvaro. - Love, you won! 904 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,480 - We need a lot of these. - I wish! 905 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,200 Let's see the horses of the next race. 906 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,360 - Cotica is here! - Who is he? 907 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,480 He's a guy who knows everything. He knows horses very well. 908 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,640 Wait for me at the track. I'll go talk to him. 909 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,200 - Alright. - Good luck. 910 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,320 - Alvaro is always optimistic. - Right. 911 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:56,280 If he weren't, I think it would be worse. 912 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,800 Poor Alvaro! He was unfortunate. 913 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:02,600 - He's lucky to be your husband. - Oh, sure! 914 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,320 I always considered it something fortunate. 915 01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,720 - Valerio, please. - Excuse me. 916 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,760 - Give me some advice. - These are sure. 917 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,880 On the third one, bet on Igor. 918 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,200 On the fourth, bet on Volturno. 919 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,680 And on the fifth, bet on Armagnac. 920 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,920 - Are you sure? - Yes. You can bet your shirt. 921 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,680 - Don't trick me! - No, even your shirt. 922 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,200 Bye. 923 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,560 - Waiter! - Yes? 924 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,040 I'm coming. 925 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,680 - What stuff is this? - Fish soup. 926 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,560 No. They are fish heads and clam shells. 927 01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:45,520 - There's octopus too. - It chanced to be there. 928 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,480 - It's stuff forgotten in the fridge. - No, it's fresh. 929 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:53,640 - Be quiet. What do you know? - We fished it this morning. 930 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:57,200 Where did you fish it? You want to teach me? 931 01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,640 - It comes from Sardinia. - May I bring you something else? 932 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,400 Bring me the bill. At least that will be fresh. 933 01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:07,160 - As you wish. - You never have a moment's peace. 934 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:10,120 - You are always agitated. - And you are naive. 935 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,400 - You never protest. - No. 936 01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,200 - Know how those like you end up? - They end up badly! 937 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,120 - Here. - Here you are. 938 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,360 - You put the fish soup? - You ordered it. 939 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,520 Remove it, or we won't pay. 940 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,640 It doesn't matter. We'll pay and never come back. 941 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:35,400 - You should've been a missionary. - More than 100 people ate it 942 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:39,040 and nobody complained. - They are people who eat anything! 943 01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,120 Now stop it! 944 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,600 - What do you want? - Here. 945 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,920 - No, you're not paying. - What is going on? 946 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:50,280 - She says the soup isn't good. - Ok, don't pay. You can go. 947 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:54,400 I don't want gifts from anyone. Otello, pay. 948 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,520 - Forget it. - No! 949 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,280 - We can't change it. - You don't have change? 950 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,600 - No. - I'll give it to you. 951 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:04,920 With the change, buy bicarbonate soda for who ate the fish soup. 952 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,080 - But miss... - Listen, manager. 953 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:11,240 You owe me 3,480 Lira in all. 954 01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:15,360 Change this 10,000 Lira piece! Or do you want to frame it? 955 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:36,440 - Come! Let's go. - What if you're afraid? 956 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,280 - No, it flies slowly. - But it flies! 957 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,880 - So you are afraid! - Me? No! 958 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,440 Excuse me! 959 01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:46,680 - Two. - Right away. 960 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,840 - You don't have change? - No. 961 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,760 Go on. I don't have the change now. 962 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,880 - I'll manage to change it. - When will you give me the change? 963 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,840 Don't worry. When you return, I'll have changed it. 964 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000 There are lots of people. 965 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,040 - Mario! - You don't trust me? 966 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,760 - Go on, and have fun. - Alright. 967 01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,680 - Two tickets. - Right away. 968 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,920 I've no change. I must change for that gentleman too. 969 01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:53,080 - Well? - Wait. Fattori! 970 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:02,200 - Mario, do you feel sick? - No. 971 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:36,280 Excuse me, can you land somewhere else? 972 01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:40,200 - What? - Can you land in Piazza Navona? 973 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,720 - You are kidding! - You are crazy! 974 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:19,840 You're a chicken. We're getting off. Don't be afraid. 975 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,800 - Here we are. - Come on. 976 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:42,360 - We are landing. - Everything okay? 977 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,040 Mario! 978 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:10,320 Anita! 979 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,200 - Oh, God! - You feel that sick? 980 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,720 - A lot! - What'll we do now? 981 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,840 My stomach. Let's leave. 982 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:29,520 Darn! He had said to even bet my shirt on it. 983 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:34,080 - Darn him! - Relax. It's over. 984 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,600 - Where is he? I'll bust him! - Calm down. 985 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:40,360 None of the horses he suggested won. Not one! 986 01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,680 - How much did you lose? - Nothing. 987 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:48,040 - What? - I had 3,500 Lira and still have it. 988 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:51,160 So we only lost 1,000 Lira. 989 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,280 No, you had 10,000. 990 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:57,240 Yes, but you can't understand these things. 991 01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,720 Really? How many things can I not understand? 992 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,840 - Let's go. - Alright. 993 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,520 Two for San Paolo. 994 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,240 - Two for Rome. - You don't have change? 995 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:11,360 No, I'm sorry. 996 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,800 - This is fake. - But... 997 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:21,000 You're right. But you are stupid. 998 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,920 Only you could accept a counterfeit bill. 999 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,280 Excuse me, my boyfriend is naive. 1000 01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,120 If you want to change... Your boyfriend, not the bill. 1001 01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,840 I'll think about it. 1002 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,600 Here. 1003 01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:46,240 - Are you sure it is fake? - Scoundrel. You've come to this! 1004 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,440 I'm scared! 1005 01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:23,640 Here's the tunnel! Come on! 1006 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,360 Be quiet! 1007 01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:39,480 - Young man, hold still. - How brazen! 1008 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,600 - That is why he brought us here. - What do you want from me? 1009 01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,600 - He touched me in the tunnel. - Idiot! 1010 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:49,160 - What are you saying? - Go play with your toys. 1011 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:53,840 In my parts they don't do these things. 1012 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,000 Who do you think you are? Marlon Brando? 1013 01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,080 Go to your mom! 1014 01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:27,240 - I'll put 2,000 Lira. - Put the money. 1015 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,160 Turn the one with the note. 1016 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:32,400 The one in the center. 1017 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,680 - You can choose it. - I'll play again. 1018 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,120 The one with the note underneath, wins. 1019 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,360 This one wins. Look. 1020 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:42,440 This is the card that wins. 1021 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,160 - This one loses and this one too. - 3,000 Lira.. 1022 01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:48,520 - You turn. Shall we do a last one? - No, this one. 1023 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,080 You turn. This is the one with the note. 1024 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,000 - I could have... - This one with the note wins. 1025 01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:58,080 This one wins. Look carefully. Just find the one with the note. 1026 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:02,240 - Can I change the 10,000 Lira? - Alright. 1027 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:05,280 Here's 10,000 to you. 1028 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,640 - Thank you. - You must put the money on top. 1029 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,800 The police! 1030 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,560 What is going on? But... 1031 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:27,080 - How did it go? - Well. For you, Miss Ines. 1032 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,880 The short stuff was shrewder than us. 1033 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,640 - Come here. - I gave it 1034 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,600 to the people who do the 3 cards game. 1035 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,720 - Let me see. - Here they are. 1036 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,760 - You see? - One, two, three.... 1037 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:48,560 We'll buy 10 bills worth 10,000 and make 100,000. 1038 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:51,360 - Why? And you? - It went badly. 1039 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,840 Small inconveniences. 1040 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,320 - But these are fake. - No! 1041 01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:01,080 - They're fake! I'll show you. - They're good. 1042 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:04,160 Miss, are these good or fake? 1043 01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,520 Even a child could see. 1044 01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:09,840 A child, but not this idiot. 1045 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:13,360 - Then you're really stupid. - You noticed now? 1046 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,600 How is it possible? Darn! But then, I... 1047 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:19,920 I'll throw myself in the river. I'll throw myself in the river! 1048 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,880 - He'll really do it. - Don't worry. 1049 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,080 Unfortunately, he knows how to swim. 1050 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,000 Idiot! 1051 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,480 Spartaco! Spartaco! 1052 01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:37,320 Don't do it. It can happen to anyone. 1053 01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:40,080 Yes, but you said I am stupid. 1054 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:43,640 I meant to say you were a bit naive. 1055 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,120 Thank you. 1056 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,280 - Maria. - Yes? 1057 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,400 3 girls are looking for Alvaro. What did he do? 1058 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,720 - What do they want? - I don't know. Let's find out. 1059 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,800 - Don't worry. - We can pass by tomorrow. 1060 01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:22,320 Why did we come here? We'll give a bad impression. 1061 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:32,000 If you want my husband, he isn't here. Can you tell me? 1062 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,640 - We'll come by tomorrow. - Who are you? 1063 01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:38,600 - Are you Otello's girlfriend? - I was. 1064 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,280 - I am Spartaco's sister. - Don't cry. Cry later. 1065 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:45,840 - She is Mario's fiancée. - Not really his fiancée. 1066 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,200 They are the mother and wife. Let's talk to them. 1067 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:51,480 We came to tell your husband 1068 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:54,600 that if he doesn't leave those 3 kids alone, he'll end up badly. 1069 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,760 He plagiarized mine. 1070 01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,240 He doesn't go to the shop anymore. He offended my husband who loves him. 1071 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:03,600 I can't stand it. My father beats me and Mario disappeared. 1072 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,920 Otello hasn't shown up in two days. You must tell your husband... 1073 01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:12,760 I can't tell him a thing because he left. I don't see him anymore. 1074 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,800 Oh, great! 1075 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:19,280 Excuse us, madam. 1076 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:22,840 First you disturb us and then you apologize? 1077 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,000 Those 3 are not minors. Tie them to the bed post! 1078 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:28,640 Tie your son with a rope around his neck! 1079 01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:31,600 - I'll push you down the stairs! - Try it! 1080 01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:34,440 Thank God that I am a well mannered person. 1081 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,800 Please! Miss, calm down. Let's reason in tranqulity. 1082 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:41,000 We'd better find out where they are and what they're doing. 1083 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:44,640 - The bicycle dealer told me that... - What? 1084 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:49,560 He saw my brother at Porta Portese buying 4 used hats. 1085 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:53,520 - 4 hats? - Why buy hats in July? 1086 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,800 Short stuff, you go ahead. They'll notice you less. 1087 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:16,040 If you find the right guy, whistle, and we'll come. 1088 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:22,080 Guys, wake up. We're in action. 1089 01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:01,680 Police. 1090 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:05,240 Vice Squad. Give me your IDs. 1091 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:11,160 I guarantee for the lady. 1092 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:22,080 - Are you a lawyer? - Yes, and she is my girlfriend. 1093 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:26,040 - I'm sorry, but our duty... - Please, Brigadier. 1094 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:34,000 - They are so boring! - Security is needed. 1095 01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:36,680 Yes, it is necessary. 1096 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:42,360 - Nothing doing. - What bad luck! 1097 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:45,280 - How's it going? - He was a lawyer. 1098 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,600 We'd better leave them alone. 1099 01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:51,440 - He went and found a lawyer! - Well, they don't wear a uniform! 1100 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:55,200 There are many lawyers in Italy. They are everywhere. 1101 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:58,560 What are you doing here? Go look. 1102 01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:00,120 Alright. 1103 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:06,200 Let's go. 1104 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:31,600 - What are you doing here? - What we feel like doing. 1105 01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:33,160 What? 1106 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:37,200 We can't be at the Pincio in the evening in a car? 1107 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:40,320 No. You were doing obscene acts with a so-called lady. 1108 01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:44,440 - How dare you? - We are husband and wife. 1109 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:46,560 Be quiet. I'll take care of it. 1110 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,840 You can't park in dark lanes 1111 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:53,240 doing things you could do in your home. 1112 01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:57,560 - I'm going to fine you. - Go ahead. I am alright. 1113 01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,920 I am Commendator Vincenzo Servadoi. 1114 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,480 Write that. Go on! 1115 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:09,400 - Write, Brigadier. - Write! 1116 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:13,440 I'll write too, but in the papers. It's shameful. 1117 01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:18,440 These things don't happen in France. They favor tourism! 1118 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:21,120 This will not end here. 1119 01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:24,160 I'll show you who I am. Did you write? 1120 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,480 - Yes. - Very good, thank you. 1121 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:33,240 - What manners! - We had come to chat... 1122 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:37,000 We'd better leave. These things makes me nervous. 1123 01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,920 But this will not end here. 1124 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,400 These are really into it! 1125 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:12,360 Everyone stop. Police! 1126 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:19,360 Didn't you know it was forbidden to kiss in public? 1127 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,400 - Well? - They are foreigners. 1128 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:39,520 Let's leave them alone, or it's bad for tourism. 1129 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:44,920 Enough. With lawyers, "commendatori" and pilgrims, 1130 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:49,080 we won't make one Lira. - If you want, we'll back out. 1131 01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:53,880 But if we find the right couple, 1132 01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:57,840 maybe an important person or an adulterer... 1133 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:02,360 he'll give us 100,000 Lira to avoid a scandal. 1134 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:04,800 - Anyway... - Look there. 1135 01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:07,360 - Let's go here. - No, it's dark. 1136 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:10,120 - Better. Come a minute. - No... 1137 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:19,560 Come forward! Come on! 1138 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,480 This is it. We'll catch them red-handed. 1139 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,360 - It could be an parliament member. - With that face? 1140 01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:41,720 What sort of face does a parliament member have? 1141 01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:44,480 - Be the lookout, and don't disturb. - Be quiet. 1142 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,760 Let's move quietly. 1143 01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:01,040 - Stop! - Who are you? What do you want? 1144 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:05,160 Police. Vice Squad. You two are being fined. 1145 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,480 - Leave the lady out of it. - Calm down. Your IDs, please. 1146 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:11,440 - Let me see who you are first. - Pull out your IDs. 1147 01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:14,560 - First pull out yours. - Enough. Pay for the fine 1148 01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:17,400 or I'll take you and the girl to the station. 1149 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:19,760 - Alright, let's go to the station. - Better if you pay. 1150 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,720 Do I look like an idiot? 1151 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,840 - Let's go to the station. - Let's go to the station. 1152 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:30,720 Help! Help! 1153 01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:40,000 - Come on! - Let him go. I'll hit him! 1154 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,480 Kick him! 1155 01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,080 Help! 1156 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:52,040 3 bandits assaulted us. Down there! 1157 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:56,400 In the stomach. 1158 01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:59,840 - The police! - Go! Go! 1159 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,120 Stop, or I'll shoot! 1160 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:06,360 - Stop. - Stop! 1161 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:13,440 "Article 628: holdups." 1162 01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:16,480 "Whoever, to obtain for himself or others an illegal profit, 1163 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:18,760 through violence to the person, or with threats, 1164 01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:22,280 comes into possession of other people's property 1165 01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:26,400 is punished with prison from 3 to 10 years." 1166 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,520 Write 7 years. 1167 01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:32,440 "The sentence is increased to one third of a half, 1168 01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:35,720 if the violence or threat is committed with weapons 1169 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:39,480 or by a disguised person or by several people gathered." 1170 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:44,600 Write 3... Oh, here! This pertains to us more. 1171 01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:48,400 "Article 630. Whoever kidnaps a person, 1172 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:52,280 with the intent of obtaining illegal profit for himself or others, 1173 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:56,080 is punished with prison from 8 to 15 years." 1174 01:25:56,800 --> 01:26:00,280 Put 10... No, just a moment, plus aggravating circumstances 1175 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,160 for misrepresentation and association in delinquency... 1176 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:06,000 10 plus 3 is 13. 1177 01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:12,560 "Article 347." 1178 01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:16,600 "Whoever usurps a public function 1179 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:20,000 or assignments given to public employees 1180 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:23,120 is punished with prison up to 2 years." 1181 01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:27,040 - How far have we gotten? - 25, Lieutenant. 1182 01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:41,600 - You! How old are you? - 21. 1183 01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:44,280 21 plus 25... is 46. 1184 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:47,480 - And you? How old are you? - 22. 1185 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,200 22 plus 25 is 47. 1186 01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:51,880 And you? 1187 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,400 I... 1188 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,720 - Spartaco! - Hey, Spartaco! 1189 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,000 We got information 1190 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,880 but couldn't find the assaulted couple. 1191 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:19,000 I asked information at the Trastevere station. 1192 01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:21,440 Those kids don't have a record. 1193 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:24,440 Maybe it was really a joke. 1194 01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:29,080 I want to believe that, but keep them inside until tomorrow. 1195 01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:32,280 - Let's hope the lesson is useful. - Alright. 1196 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:48,680 And he's outside! That scum! 1197 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:53,120 He'll go swim at the river and to the movies with his wife! 1198 01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:57,360 - And we get 25 years! - Be quiet! 1199 01:27:57,520 --> 01:28:00,400 I don't even want to think about it! 1200 01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:04,920 They're coming. 1201 01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:07,280 Well? 1202 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:10,400 The lieutenant wants to believe that it was a joke. 1203 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:15,800 I don't, but I'll let you go because I know you'll do it again. 1204 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:19,440 And next time we'll have the proof that we don't have now. 1205 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:22,400 - Yes. - And you'll get 20 years in jail. 1206 01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:24,520 - Thank you. - Out! Go away! 1207 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,640 Maria, coffee. 1208 01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:33,080 I prepared bread and omelet. You want 2 figs too? 1209 01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:34,800 No, thanks. 1210 01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,440 - Bye. - You're not saying goodbye to him? 1211 01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:42,520 - No. I don't want to see him. - He's very ill. 1212 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:45,520 He had such a face when he came home last night. 1213 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:48,000 He told me why he'd been away the last two days. 1214 01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:51,920 - Three! - He was in Velletri on business. 1215 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:54,200 You still believe what he says? 1216 01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:56,920 No, but he swore he would change life. 1217 01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:59,400 It's not the first time. 1218 01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:04,520 You're right, but maybe this time he is sincere. Say goodbye. 1219 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,000 Let's hope so! 1220 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,080 I am doing this for you. 1221 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:21,000 - My gosh! - Bye. 1222 01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:25,440 - Oh, God, it hurts! - Bye. 1223 01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:27,760 Oh, God! 1224 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:31,840 - What's the matter? - He said he fell. 1225 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:37,200 - Maybe we should call a doctor. - I don't know. 1226 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,440 - Who is it? - It's me, Righetto. 1227 01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:44,680 Otello, Mario and Spartaco are out. 1228 01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:47,360 They're waiting for you under the Cestio Bridge. It's urgent. 1229 01:30:47,480 --> 01:30:52,240 - I'll get dressed. Got a ciagrette? - I do great business with you. 1230 01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:55,320 Don't worry. Give me the cigarette. 1231 01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:57,840 - I'll take care of your future. - Oh, sure! 1232 01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,480 Hi! 1233 01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:17,320 Guys! How's it going? 1234 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:21,280 - Here he is! - Otello! Hi, Mario. 1235 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:25,600 - Hi, misfit. - Short stuff, what are you doing? 1236 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:29,920 I left you alone one minute and you get caught. 1237 01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:32,800 I would have gone to the laywer this morning. 1238 01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:35,800 I have big news. Accountant Omiccioli was released. 1239 01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:40,040 - Oh, he's a great one! - Alvaro never abandons us. 1240 01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:44,520 Alvaro, you were right. One thinks of everything in jail. 1241 01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:49,320 Right. You were in only one night. Just think of me... 1242 01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:52,040 What if we'd gotten 25 years? 1243 01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:56,200 - Too bad! - How could you have stayed 25 years? 1244 01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:58,720 - Know what we thought of last night? - What? 1245 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,040 - Take this! - Scoundrels! 1246 01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:03,600 - Leave my finger! - Bastard! 1247 01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:06,120 - Scoundrel! - Stop him, Otello! 1248 01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:11,320 - Hold still! - Bastard! 1249 01:32:11,440 --> 01:32:15,200 - Leave me alone! - Come on, Otello! 1250 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:19,680 - Hold still! - You are three against one. 1251 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:24,280 - We got an idea. - Let me go. Hold still! 1252 01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:26,720 - Darn you! - And your grandfather! 1253 01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,440 Bastards! 1254 01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:39,320 - Stay there! - And wash yourself. 1255 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:43,040 - The problem is he'll surface. - Darn you! 1256 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:46,200 - Your ideas are over, huh? - Bastard! 1257 01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:51,280 - We have an idea now. - 25 are too few, huh? 1258 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:54,440 - You go in that long! - Watch out for the bridge. 1259 01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:58,400 - Don't drown. Look. - You'll sink! 1260 01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:11,080 - Excuse me. Please. - Please. 1261 01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:12,680 You do it. 1262 01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:22,040 - Spartaco, where are you going? - I'll be right back. 1263 01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:31,640 Spartaco! 1264 01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:34,000 - Good morning. - Good morning, miss. 1265 01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:36,280 - Miss Ines! - What is it? 1266 01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:38,680 - Who is he? - Who? 1267 01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:41,840 - That young man. - He is my boyfriend. 1268 01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:45,440 - So short? - What's wrong with that? 1269 01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:47,560 Well, then you and I... 1270 01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:51,000 - You and I... what? - You didn't understand? 1271 01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:53,280 Understand what? You never told me anything. 1272 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,560 But then... then I... 1273 01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:59,720 Then I'll throw myself in the river. I'll jump in the river! 1274 01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:04,320 We'll put a nice tub gurnard, due big shrimp... 1275 01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:07,920 and octopus! Look, it's still moving. 1276 01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:11,720 Maybe it's a good idea if I get the dogfish. 1277 01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:14,920 Ok. You'll fry it, then. 1278 01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:17,840 - Is this ok? - Yes, fine. 1279 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:20,840 - Look how lovely. All of it? - No. 1280 01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:23,080 Not all of it. How many pieces? 1281 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:26,280 - We are 6. Make it 3. - I'll cut. 1282 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:29,800 Not the side of the head. Lower. 1283 01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:33,080 - The pieces will be too small. - It's better. 1284 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:36,840 - Then I'll cut. - Wait. What nice shrimp! 1285 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:40,600 - I could make rice with shrimp. - Yes. 1286 01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:43,720 Otello! Otello, may I? 1287 01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:47,280 I haven't told anyone yet. 1288 01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:50,080 Alright, but without yelling. 1289 01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:52,120 Madam! 1290 01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:54,240 - Madam, listen. - What is it, dear? 1291 01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:59,640 - What? - Do as I say. Go on. 1292 01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:01,560 - What manners! - Go on. 1293 01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:05,080 They are alive! 1294 01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:07,480 The sea has come to Rome! 1295 01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:10,440 - Righetto, bring some ice. - They are alive! 1296 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:15,240 - They are alive! - Fresh fish! 1297 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:22,640 Anita, there are more people. 1298 01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:25,160 I'm coming. Yes. 1299 01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,360 Here's the wine. 1300 01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:35,600 Hello? Four? Yes, come. 1301 01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:38,400 I can't stand it anymore. 1302 01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:41,120 You wanted an elegant place? And now you work. 1303 01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:43,640 - Go on. - Ready? 1304 01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:46,600 4 spaghetti alla carbonara and 4 filets, rare. 1305 01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:48,720 - Come on! - Alright. 1306 01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:54,440 - I can't stand it anymore. - Another 5 foreigners came. 1307 01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:58,560 - Is everyone coming to eat here? - Come on! 1308 01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:03,720 - How many more? - You're already tired? Work! 1309 01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:07,440 - I am working. - Alvaro, your wife is here. 1310 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:09,760 You finish. 1311 01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:16,640 What a day! I would need 4 arms to please them all. 1312 01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:19,160 - Have you finished? Can we go? - Yes. 1313 01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:22,680 Alvaro, there was an accident. We must haul a car. 1314 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:26,320 At this hour? They can't go on without me here. 1315 01:36:26,440 --> 01:36:31,000 - It's work! What'll I do now? - Go home. I'll join you. 1316 01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:34,760 - Alright. Bye. - Hey, we're not eating today? 1317 01:36:34,880 --> 01:36:39,120 - Go work. Hurry! - Ok. We'll settle accounts later. 1318 01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:52,000 It's true. He who has gunpowder shoots 1319 01:36:52,120 --> 01:36:54,560 and who doesn't listens to the shots. 1320 01:36:54,680 --> 01:36:58,120 - They are exploiting us here. - We know that. 1321 01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:01,160 Think if this truck were ours! 1322 01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:04,280 - We could make lots of money. - But it's not ours. 1323 01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:07,560 It isn't, because we have no spirit of initiative. 1324 01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:11,920 - No, because we don't have money. - The money can be found. 1325 01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:16,080 Oh, really? Where? 1326 01:37:16,480 --> 01:37:20,920 Where? I have a wonderful idea! 103279