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♪ I'll bet we've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll
Be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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They said it couldn't be done.
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They said there
Were no tickets left
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To next sunday's
Steelers-bengals game.
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They said it was a
Complete sellout.
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Steven, can we skip
Ahead a few steps?
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Did you get the tickets?
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Did I get the tickets?
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Elyse, in the world
Of ticket-buying
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Not a lot of guys have my savvy.
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Need I remind you of past
Ticket-buying successes?
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Remember last year,
Front row seats?
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Yeah, the ethel merman
Sound-alike contest.
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Oh, I can't wait to tell
Jennifer. Where is she?
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She's at the mall with
Some of her friends.
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Again?
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You know, dad, this is getting
Completely out of hand.
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I mean, she's down
There every day
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With those new
Trendy friends of hers.
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She talks funny.
She dresses funny.
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She's completely
Obsessed with her looks.
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I mean we got to
Put a stop to it.
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I am running out of
Normal sisters here.
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No offense, mallory.
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None taken.
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Hello.
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Oh, no, jennifer's not
Here at the moment.
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Can I take a message?
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Tell her...
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Stacie called.
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The new guy
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In algebra class
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Is, like,
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So-o-o gnarly...
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And...
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And we should
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Scam on him...
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Today.
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Yeah, o.K., I'll tell her.
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Another message for jennifer.
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Elyse, I don't know how
Much more of this I can take.
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I'll tell you, steven, I'm not
All that crazy about it myself.
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These constant phone calls,
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The parties, the clothes.
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But, you know, I think we
Just have to ride it out.
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It's just a phase.
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Well, this phase has been
Going on for three weeks, elyse.
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How long before it
Becomes a serious problem?
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About two more minutes.
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Come on, you guys. Don't
Make it such a big deal about it.
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The worst thing we can do
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Is make jennifer
Feel self-conscious.
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Just act like nothing's changed.
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Hi.
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Hi, jen.
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That certainly
Is a gnarly outfit.
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Let me scam on it.
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Jennifer, you've got some
Messages piling up here.
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Beth hooper called. She's
Having a party on saturday.
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Well, that's, like, great, mom,
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But, like, I have two
Other much cooler parties
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To go to on saturday.
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Well, at least call her back.
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I'll try, but, like, I have
All these other messages.
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Oh, my god...
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Brett mackenzie called.
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I think he likes
Me. I'm going to die.
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He won't like you as
Much if you die, jen.
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Say, jen, I've got
Some good news.
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I just got some tickets
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For next sunday's
Steelers-bengals game
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Over at riverfront.
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Great seats.
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Yeah, they're two rows
Down from the ozone layer.
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Like, dad, like,
Football is like so lame.
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Jennifer, you love football.
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We've gone to this game
Every year since you were 4.
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It's a family tradition.
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Well, why don't we start
A new family tradition,
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Of, like, not going?
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Jennifer.
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What has come over you?
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Nothing. I'm just
Growing up, that's all.
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I'm not a little kid anymore.
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Jennifer, it's like you're a
Different person entirely.
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I am a different person,
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And I'm, like, a much
Better one, too.
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Ask anybody. I'm gnarly now.
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I'm calling the police.
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Hi, jennifer.
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Oh. Hi, beth.
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Want to sit down?
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Sure, I'd love to.
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So...
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How's soccer practice?
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It's not the same without you.
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No one can hit the ball with
Their head the way you can.
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I keep knocking
Myself unconscious.
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That's the spirit, beth.
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Jennifer, what are you doing?
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Yeah, like, we were
Supposed to meet
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At our table.
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I've got to go, o.K., beth.
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Like, why were
You talking to her?
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I thought she was
Someone much cooler.
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Hey, you guys, you'll never
Guess who's on the way in here.
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Who? Who?
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Zack phillips and
Brett mackenzie.
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You know, jennifer, zack told me
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That brett mackenzie
Thinks you're real cute.
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Really? Yep.
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Isn't this great, jennifer?
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One of the cutest
Guys in school likes you.
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Aren't you happy we became cool?
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I am. I am.
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I'm just too cool to show it.
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Hey, what's happening, babes?
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Like, hi. Hi. Hi.
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Hey, jennifer...
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Been noticing you
Around a lot lately.
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Who me?
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Yeah, you're looking real good.
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Thanks, brett.
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I try to take care of myself.
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I get plenty of rest,
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I brush between meals,
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And I wash with ivory soap.
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Mackenzie, let's bolt.
See you babes later.
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Like, bye. Like, bye.
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We better get to math class.
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Listen, there's this hot
Sale at hudson's, you know.
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Let's cut class and
Get some new outfits.
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All right. Come on.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Come on, jennifer,
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We've got to do this.
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We've got to do what they do.
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Chrissy, we could
Get in trouble.
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Are you coming or not?
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Jennifer, come on.
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Like, o.K., let's shop.
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Cool. Cool.
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Like, hi, everybody.
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Hi, jen.
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Jennifer...
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Oh, my god, ellen, I
Almost didn't see you.
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Oh, my god.
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Look at these great
Clothes I got today.
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Wait a minute. Wait
A minute, jennifer.
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56 bucks for a torn sweatshirt?
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Happens to be
Very stylish, alex,
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Not that you'd know
Anything about style.
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You want to be
Stylish, jennifer?
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Give me 56 bucks.
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I'll go upstairs and tear
Up all your sweatshirts.
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It has to be torn in
A special way, alex.
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What happened to jennifer?
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I don't know.
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We're still waiting
For the test results.
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Hi. What's the plan for dinner?
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Alex is making dinner.
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No, seriously, what's
The plan for dinner?
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You know, mallory, I
Can't take this anymore.
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What is going on with jennifer?
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I mean...
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She's talking funny.
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She's on the phone all the time.
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Boys, parties...
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She's a teenager, alex.
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From what planet?
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13 can be a very difficult
Age for a girl, alex.
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It can be very confusing...
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Growing so fast,
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Hormonal changes.
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She's becoming aware
Of her sexuality.
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Ellen, please, we're
In the kitchen here.
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You're such a prude, alex.
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A prude? Well, I never.
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You got your work
Cut out for you, ellen.
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What does she mean by that?
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I think she means that
You're a little... Uptight.
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You got to loosen up a little.
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Uh, me... N-n-not loose?
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Ahem. Oh.
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Uh...
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So, try not to chew
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On that side of your
Mouth for a couple...
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Much better. Thanks.
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Hi.
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So, uh...
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How... How was andy's checkup?
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Great. Dr. Gordon
Said she had never seen
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Anyone as advanced at his age.
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That's not what
She said, steven.
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She said that andrew was a
Normal, healthy, happy baby.
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You have to read
Between the lines.
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She's not going to
Offend the other babies.
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Look, andrew's great,
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But there's no reason for
Us to believe he's a genius.
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The odds against two in the
Same family are astronomical.
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Well, we should
Decide on dinner...
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Eat here or go out?
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Alex is making dinner.
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No, seriously, we
Really should decide.
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Hey, I thought I heard you.
What's the plan for dinner?
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Well, we're just
Talking about that.
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I am making dinner.
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Well, let me know
When you decide, o.K.?
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Oh, I left all my shopping...
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Hi, jen.
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Hi.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Is that yours?
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Uh... Yeah.
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Just some clothes.
I got them today.
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Uh, I'm curious, jennifer.
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How many times have you
Gone shopping this week?
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This week?
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Definitely less than 20.
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Well, where are you
Getting all the money?
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You've used up all
Your allowance.
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Well, I'm using my
Babysitting money.
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Well, at this rate
It must be gone.
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You were saving that
Money for a 10-speed bike.
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I know, mom, but
That's not as important
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As gnarly clothes, you know.
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All right, that's it.
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I can't cook under
These conditions.
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Ellen, come on. You're
Buying me dinner.
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Look...
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Hello.
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Yes, this is steven keaton.
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I... I see.
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I see.
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Uh, no, that's fine.
We-we'll be there. Yeah.
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That was mr. Ross,
Your assistant principal.
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He wants to see us.
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Did he say why?
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He told me you cut
Class this afternoon.
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Oh, that's why.
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Jennifer, did you do that?
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Oh, it was only math class.
261
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,180
It's dumb anyway.
262
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,715
You stay right here, young lady.
263
00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,084
We're not through yet.
264
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,685
Hello.
265
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,020
No, no...
266
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,689
Jennifer can't speak
On the phone right now.
267
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:21,957
Party tonight?
268
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,527
Uh... No, I'm afraid not.
269
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,328
Goodbye.
270
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,332
Dad, I just bought a new
Outfit to go to that party.
271
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,532
But, jennifer...
272
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,969
Not only is there
No party tonight,
273
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,536
There is no party
Tomorrow night.
274
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,838
There is no party next week.
275
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,706
There are no parties!
276
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,708
All of this stops now.
277
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:40,910
Outside of school,
278
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,974
You're not going to
Be leaving this house.
279
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,158
Alex, please, the bengals
Can beat the steelers.
280
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,360
They've done it in the past.
281
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,027
Come on, dad. You're dreaming.
282
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,596
The bengals are hopeless.
283
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:04,000
I'm telling the
Bengals you said that.
284
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,135
All right, dad, o.K. Look, why
Don't we just put our money
285
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,970
Where our mouths are, o.K.?
286
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,973
O.K., fair enough.
I'm ready for action.
287
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:14,210
A buck says the
Bengals take them.
288
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,867
Whoa, dad.
289
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,437
A buck?
290
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,774
O.K., ohio slim, you're on.
291
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,722
Hey, jen, listen,
292
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,490
Sorry you're not
Coming to the game.
293
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,325
We're going to
Miss you. I mean that.
294
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,117
Whose shoulders
Am I going to sit on?
295
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,635
Won't be the same
Without you, jen.
296
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,270
You going to be o.K.?
297
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,272
Yeah, I'll be all right.
298
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,773
I didn't want to go anyway.
299
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,543
O.K., come on, alex.
We got to pick up ellen.
300
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,011
Dad, if you're wearing those,
301
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,312
You're not sitting next to me.
302
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,636
Come on.
303
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,820
O.K., jen, we should
Be back around 6:00.
304
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,522
Andy should sleep
For about two hours.
305
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,491
Anything you need before we go?
306
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:06,629
No, I'm perfectly fine
Here all alone, by myself.
307
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,964
O.K., well, I want you to
Get your homework done
308
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,698
And clean your room
While we're gone.
309
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,155
You told me 10 times.
310
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,803
While we're gone,
311
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,137
I want you to think about ways
312
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,094
You can change this behavior.
313
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,446
You know, jen,
It's kind of ironic.
314
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,448
Last thing I want to do
Is go to a football game,
315
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,515
But I'm going.
316
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,550
You're the one who
Should be going.
317
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,052
What makes you think
318
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,820
I want to go to a
Dumb football game
319
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,590
With my dumb parents?
320
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,492
You know, jen, I'm
Really getting tired
321
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,160
Of this little miss cool act.
322
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,828
I think it's gone too far,
323
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,329
And I think you know it.
324
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,032
What are you trying to prove?
325
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,534
I'm not trying to
Prove anything!
326
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,536
I'm just trying to have fun.
327
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,604
Are you?
328
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,105
Having fun?
329
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,262
Well, not yet.
330
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,747
But I should start
To any day now.
331
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,949
Jen, I just think you're
Giving up too much
332
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,283
To be with this crowd.
333
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,452
You've become a
Different person.
334
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,020
You don't want to do anything,
335
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,555
You don't want
To talk to anyone.
336
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,547
It's like we have a
Stranger in the house.
337
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,629
Coming!
338
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,053
Just think about it, o.K.?
339
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,468
Let me see, do I
Have everything...
340
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,571
Lipstick, perfume, curling iron?
341
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,528
Let's play football!
342
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,920
Like, hi, jen.
343
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,321
Oh, chrissy, you can't come in.
344
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:40,756
My parents don't want
Me having anyone over
345
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,324
While I'm being punished.
346
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,659
You've got to let me in.
347
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,529
The whole crowd is here.
We can't tell them to go.
348
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,797
Like, hi. Like, hi.
349
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,798
Hi, o.K.?
350
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,299
So, are your parents
Like really gone
351
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,535
For the whole afternoon?
352
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,436
Well, yeah. They went
To a football game.
353
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,940
Like, come on in, guys.
The coast is clear.
354
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,775
All right! All right!
355
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,277
Hello. Right.
356
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,278
Nice.
357
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,445
Wait a minute, you guys. Wait.
358
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,780
Hey, I'm not supposed
To have boys over
359
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,282
When my parents aren't here.
360
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,017
I'm not supposed
To have anyone over.
361
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,720
Like, grow up, jennifer, o.K.?
362
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,756
Anyway, we're not
Boys. We're dudes.
363
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,457
Damn straight.
364
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,893
Chrissy, I don't
Know about this.
365
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,396
Come on, jennifer.
It was stacie's idea.
366
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,786
It'll be fun.
367
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,067
Nice digs, jennifer.
368
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,068
So, like, who lives here,
369
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,637
Your old man or your old lady?
370
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:28,938
They both do.
371
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,428
I don't get it.
372
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,643
Like, what is with this?
373
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,280
Like, I can't find mtv.
374
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,482
Well, we don't have mtv.
375
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,750
You don't get mtv?
376
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,319
Are you serious?
377
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,622
Uh, like my dad works for, uh...
378
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,292
Uh... Public television.
379
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,260
Gross! Gross!
380
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,862
So, like, what are
We waiting for?
381
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,331
Let's party!
382
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,137
That's beer!
383
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,438
Got a bottle opener?
384
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,539
No, we don't.
385
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,774
My dad doesn't believe in them.
386
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,677
It's some religious thing.
387
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,646
Hey, twist off! Good deal!
388
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,249
Chrissy, we've got to stop this.
389
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,250
No, don't, jennifer.
390
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,618
They'll think you're afraid.
391
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,586
I am afraid. Jennifer, please.
392
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,121
We've worked so hard to be cool.
393
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,556
Don't spoil it now.
394
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,625
Chrissy, they all have beer.
395
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,128
It's out of our hands, jennifer.
396
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,797
Yo, babes.
397
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,432
Now it's in our hands!
398
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,989
Thanks.
399
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,374
So, uh...
400
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,365
How about giving me a tour
Of the rest of the house?
401
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,313
Well, um...
402
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,982
This is really the best part.
403
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,486
I mean, the rest of the
House is sort of closed.
404
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,721
The roof fell off...
405
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,857
In a tornado.
406
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,226
I never heard about any tornado.
407
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,228
It was a small one.
408
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,564
It just hit our house.
409
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,971
Oh. Hi, beth.
410
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,773
Like, I can't believe it.
411
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,742
Like, look who's here.
412
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:15,477
I think I'll come
Back some other time.
413
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,713
No, no, no. It's o.K.,
Beth. Come on in.
414
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,848
Jennifer, this is
A private party.
415
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,172
Like, no creeps allowed.
416
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,020
Get lost, lame-o.
417
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,555
Yeah. Yeah.
418
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,078
Hey, shut up, you guys!
419
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,727
What did you say, jennifer?
420
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,395
I said shut up.
421
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,730
Beth is my friend,
422
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,632
And you owe her an apology.
423
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,200
No way.
424
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,135
What makes you guys
Think you're so much better
425
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,369
Than everyone else?
426
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,005
You're not.
427
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,906
You think everything's dumb.
428
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:45,908
Well, I'm not like that.
429
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,809
I like people. I like things.
430
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:48,978
I like my parents.
431
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,922
I like public television!
432
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,852
I always knew you
Were a loser, jennifer.
433
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,742
Just like beth.
434
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,348
Get out.
435
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,663
Come on, guys.
436
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,831
This place is lame city.
437
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:10,855
You got it.
438
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,365
Coming, chrissy?
439
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,219
Thanks, jennifer.
440
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,254
You don't have
To thank me, beth.
441
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,612
I should've done
That a long time ago.
442
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,629
Thanks for staying, chrissy.
443
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,719
Yeah.
444
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,401
Hey, maybe we can start
Our own cool group.
445
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,902
Are you in, beth?
446
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,493
Yeah, I've always been cool.
447
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,411
once again, the final score...
448
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:59,781
bengals, 31, steelers, 28.
449
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,283
Way to go, bengals.
450
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,353
Sorry I wasn't there
To cheer you on.
451
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,955
All right, alex. We're home.
452
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,758
You said the dollar
Was up in your room.
453
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,861
Quit stalling.
454
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,296
All right, dad.
455
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,597
I'll get it to you, o.K.
456
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,388
I just need a little time.
457
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,106
I'm giving you 24 hours.
458
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,909
After that...
459
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,333
You owe me $1.25.
460
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:34,572
All right, all right. I just
Have to make a few calls, o.K.?
461
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,653
How was the game?
462
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,656
It was all right, except the
Referee kept throwing these hankies
463
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,013
On the field.
464
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,561
Well, jen, you'll
Be happy to know
465
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,462
Bengals took the steelers 31...
466
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,897
To 28.
467
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,000
That's right. How'd you know?
468
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,002
I watched the recap on the news.
469
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,671
So, what'd you do
While we were gone, jen?
470
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,976
Oh, a little of this
And a little of that.
471
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,078
What's this?
472
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,114
It looks like a beer bottle,
473
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,484
But I could be wrong.
474
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,008
Where did it come from?
475
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,557
Stacie and the girls
476
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,194
Brought some guys
Over, and they brought it.
477
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,795
You were being punished,
478
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,064
And you had a party
While we were gone?
479
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,588
Bold move, jen.
480
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,669
This is the last straw.
481
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,672
Jennifer, this is inexcusable.
482
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,373
Dad, I didn't invite them.
483
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,875
They just barged in.
484
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,877
And then they
Started doing things
485
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,879
I didn't want them to do...
486
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,814
Drinking and fooling around.
487
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,915
And you didn't stop them?
488
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,384
I did! I threw them out!
489
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,819
They'll probably
Never speak to me again,
490
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,487
But I threw them out.
491
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,055
Did you drink, too?
492
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,725
No, I faked it.
493
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,794
Jennifer, we trusted you.
494
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,984
I know, but I
Didn't invite them.
495
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,566
I don't expect you to believe me
496
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,402
After the way I've been acting.
497
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,726
You probably hate me by now.
498
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,607
We don't hate you, jen,
499
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,276
But we certainly have
Not been very thrilled
500
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,944
With you the past few weeks.
501
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,780
My life is a mess, mom.
502
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,382
Come on, jen. How
Can you say that?
503
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,452
You're only 13 years old.
504
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:19,343
You haven't even been
Through a tax audit.
505
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:27,362
Hey, look, jennifer,
I know how you feel.
506
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,364
Gosh, when I was 13,
507
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:32,367
I followed the trendy,
Materialistic, cool crowd.
508
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:36,961
It just worked out
Better for me, that's all.
509
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,677
All I wanted to
Do was be popular.
510
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:45,469
Guess there's no
Chance of that now.
511
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,385
Look... Look, jen,
512
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,253
This isn't a question
513
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,523
Of being popular or unpopular.
514
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,758
You've been trying to act
515
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,294
Like someone you're not.
516
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,164
That'll never make you happy.
517
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,133
I guess you're right, dad.
518
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,802
I know one thing.
519
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,138
I sure am sorry I missed
The football game
520
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,206
And being with you guys today.
521
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:14,009
Wait a minute. Hold on a second.
522
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,980
What's that strange
Language she's speaking?
523
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:21,750
Sounds like english.
524
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,019
I'm not going to talk in
That dumb way anymore,
525
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,353
And I'm not going to hang around
526
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:28,056
With those stupid girls.
527
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,060
I just want my life
To be the way it was.
528
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,595
I miss you guys.
529
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:37,266
Can I be back in
The family again?
530
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:40,658
Well, we're kind of
Full up right now.
531
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,639
I'll tell you what, jennifer...
532
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:47,642
How about I see if I can
Scrape up some tickets
533
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,011
To that packers game next month?
534
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,213
What do you say?
535
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:54,705
Like, that would be,
Like, so gnarly, dad.
536
00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:29,718
Sit, ubu, sit.
537
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,662
Good dog.
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