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♪ I bet we've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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♪ and I bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothing ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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But I don't understand.
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We go to a nice restaurant,
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We have a nice dinner,
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And the next thing I know,
You're calling me sexist.
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Alex, your behavior tonight
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Was right out of
The middle ages.
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I was embarrassed to be in
The same restaurant as you.
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I was just trying
To be courteous.
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You ordered all our meals
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Without even asking
Us what we wanted.
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Well, I didn't hear
Any objections.
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We were checking in our coats.
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All right! Good to be home.
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Oh, yeah, you're
No better than he is.
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Maybe not, but it's
Still good to be home.
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I can't believe you let
Him order for us like that.
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Well, it wasn't my fault I
Walked away for a minute.
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Andy and I were over
Looking at the lobster tank.
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It was really my fault, mommy.
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Yeah, sure. You guys
Always stick together.
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Wait a minute. I just don't
See what all the fuss is about.
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I mean, it is a
Time-honored tradition
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For the man to
Order for the woman.
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I was just trying
To be a gentleman.
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I noticed you let
Us pick up the check.
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That's different.
That's business.
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By the way, andy,
What you saw tonight
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Is not appropriate
Male behavior.
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Excuse me, mom,
But I think dad and I
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Are very capable
Of demonstrating
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Appropriate male behavior
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To our young male friend here.
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Alex, please.
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I'd prefer not to be
Paired with you at this time.
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I'm... Sure you understand.
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I shudder to think of
The chauvinistic habits
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You two are teaching andrew.
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Well, don't worry, mom, ok?
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Dad and I are teaching andy
Everything he needs to know.
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We have a very big weekend
Planned. Tell 'em, andy.
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Boxing, hockey, sumo wrestling.
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That's great. That's
Just what andy needs.
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An entire weekend
Full of grown men
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Beating each other in
The face until they drop,
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Maniacs doing a little
Skating between fighting,
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And sweaty fat men...
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Throwing each other
Down over and over again.
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Yeah. Pretty much, yeah. Uh-huh.
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Don't try to make
Sense out of this, mal.
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It's male bonding.
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It's man's excuse for
Slobbering all over each other
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And yelling, "Yes, yes!"
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See? Jennifer knows
What it's about.
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Oh, well, excuse us.
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It sounds like the
Perfect weekend.
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Why don't you
Just admit the fact
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That male bonding is a concept
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That you can't
Completely understand.
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Oh, is that so?
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Well, if I remember,
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When the girls and I
Went to the mountains,
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You men had your
Perfect weekend here,
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The house all by yourself,
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Bonding all over the place.
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Hey, alex.
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Whoa!
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What are you doing, dad?
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You know, you could
Break something.
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Come on, alex, what
Are you worried about?
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We got the house to
Ourselves, just the guys.
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Let me see that arm.
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Good toss, son.
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Sorry, dad.
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No, no, no, it was my fault.
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I should've dove for it.
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Say, I... I got it.
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How about a game of chess, huh?
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Yeah, ok. All right, dad.
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If you really want to.
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Ok! All right! This is great.
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All right, so, uh,
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We'll play a few games of chess,
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Then we'll go out for a real
Man's night on the town, huh?
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We can get a couple
Big steaks, very rare,
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Then back here for
Brandy and cigars.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi!
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Uh, suzy.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Oh, what... You mean right now?
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Well, yeah, suzy, you
Kidding me? I mean, I'd love to...
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But I can't.
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No, no. I...
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Ah, it's just not possible.
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No, I'll... But
Thanks for calling.
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Ok. Bye-bye.
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We are all set, and don't think
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You're gonna mop up the
Board with your old dad tonight.
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Got some new strategy lined up.
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Go ahead. You move first, lad.
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That, uh...
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That was suzy farkus.
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Suzy farkus?
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Yeah.
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You remember her. I
Had this big crush on her
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All the way through high school.
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She wouldn't even
Talk to me then.
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So, anyways, she just, uh, came
Into town to surprise her folks,
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But, uh... They weren't home.
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So she called me
And invited me over...
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To her, um, empty house...
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Now.
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Oh. Oh, well, I...
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Listen, alex, if you'd
Like to go over there,
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Believe me, I understand.
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No. No. No, don't be silly, dad.
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No, no, my feelings
For suzy farkus
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Were nothing more than a
Passing schoolboy crush.
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I'm over that.
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No, I'd much rather just...
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Hang around here with you...
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Play chess.
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Ok.
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I mean, we're in the middle
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Of a game here, you know?
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It wouldn't be
Right for me to just
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Pick up and leave in
The middle of a game.
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If the game were over, you know,
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Then that would be a
Different matter entirely.
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Bad move, alex.
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Bad move.
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Checkmate.
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Whoa!
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Ohh!
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Whoa, dad, holy cow!
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I didn't even... Whoa!
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Nice move.
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Boy, you pulled
That out of a hat.
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Holy cow.
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Boy, when I took your
Rook, your knight,
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Your bishop, and your
Queen, I thought I had you beat.
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But, boy, I didn't
Even see that.
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Ooh, nice move, dad. Whoo!
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Go ahead, alex.
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Go to suzy farkus'.
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Don't mind if I do,
Dad. See you later.
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Oh, dad... Thanks.
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That was bonding.
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Great bonding.
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We weren't really trying then.
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Come on, alex, get the football.
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We'll bond now.
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This is embarrassing.
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No, no, no. Dad is right.
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We were holding
Back that weekend.
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You see, we men bond so well...
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That if we don't
Resist a little bit,
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We become permanently bonded.
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That's right.
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We were just being careful.
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The trouble with you men
Is that you tend to bond
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Over such superficial things.
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We women tend to bond
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Over a shared
Emotional experience.
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All right, all right,
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Maybe we didn't have
That great a time,
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But we weren't the only ones
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Who had trouble that weekend.
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Well, this is it.
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This is it?
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This is it!
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This is it?
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Look, I know it's a little
Rough around the edges,
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But the important thing
Is we'll be together.
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We're gonna have a great time.
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Well, where's our room?
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This is it.
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Where's your room?
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This is it.
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Where's the bathroom?
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If you say "This
Is it," I'm leaving.
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The bathroom is two cabins down.
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Look, we're only going to
Be here for the weekend.
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We can make the best of this.
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Well, we might as well unpack.
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No, no, let's leave the
Unpacking till later.
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I'm too excited.
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Oh, let's sit down
And have a rap session.
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What do you want to wrap?
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Uh...
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Uh, not wrap with a "W."
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This is rap with an "R."
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It's a term we
Used in the sixties.
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It means talk.
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But "Talk session" didn't
Sound right, so we used to say...
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Never mind. Let's
Just sit down and talk.
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What do you want to talk about?
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Uh, well, um, oh, I
Want to talk about
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The change that's
Gonna happen in our lives
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When the baby comes home.
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I want to know
How... How you feel...
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What your thoughts
Are, your fears,
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Your expectations.
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Tell me everything.
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I don't want to
Change any diapers.
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Good. This is good.
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I mean, this is exactly the kind of
Thing I want to get out in the open.
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What else is on your mind, mal?
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Nothing.
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Jennifer, what about you?
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You've always been the youngest,
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The baby.
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Uh, it's all going to change.
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Do you have any special feelings
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That you want to discuss?
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I'm still feeling
A little carsick.
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I'm afraid I might throw up.
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Thanks for sharing
That with us, jen.
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She asked for my feelings.
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That's not what she meant! You
Don't have to... It is my feelings!
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Girls! Hey, wait.
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Maybe this isn't the right
Time for a rap session.
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Maybe... Maybe we can kind of
Ease into that one later. Uh...
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Oh! Oh! I've got an idea!
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I was going to save
This for tomorrow,
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But if we're in the
Mood now, so why not?
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I don't believe it. You brought
A photo album with you?
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This is not just
Any photo album.
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This is an album that I made up
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Of our history together
As mother and daughters.
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"Keaton girls... Oh,
How we've grown."
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These are old pictures, mom.
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I know they're old pictures.
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That's the point.
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There's none in
Here of alex or dad.
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I know. That's the point.
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It's just us.
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But we've seen these
Pictures before, haven't we?
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No, not like this.
Not all together.
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See, not in this format.
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They're still the
Same old pictures.
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They are not the
Same old pictures!
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When you put them all
Together in one book,
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00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,514
They take on a totally
Different meaning.
262
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:48,017
Now, they show the joy and closeness
We've shared down through the years!
263
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,708
Now sit down and share the joy!
264
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,193
And that's what
Your mother means
265
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,096
By emotional bonding, andy. I
Hope you were taking notes.
266
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,132
Now, that's not fair. We
Were out of our element.
267
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,435
Yeah, you should
See us at the mall.
268
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,437
All right, all right,
Let's not get carried away
269
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:11,807
By sweeping generalities.
Andy will get confused.
270
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,943
There are women who are good.
271
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,311
There are women
Who are not so good.
272
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,146
There are men who are good.
273
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,449
There are men who
Are not so good.
274
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,319
And then there's alex.
275
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,521
Uh, he's in a class by
Himself. You're right.
276
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,956
Well, there is one man we know
277
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:31,494
Who has never given in to any
Of these chauvinistic attitudes.
278
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:35,998
In fact, he's the only man
Who is truly a credit to his sex.
279
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,501
Nick's great that way.
280
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,169
Nick?
281
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,270
Nick?
282
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,005
Nick? Nick?
283
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,573
Yeah. Nick's special.
284
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,008
Well, yes, yes.
285
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,944
We could tell that
The first time we met him.
286
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,479
Hey, mallory!
287
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,471
He's really anxious
To meet all of you.
288
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,586
Nick! Come on in, nick!
289
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,855
Do I have to?!
290
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:03,192
He seems anxious to meet us.
291
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,660
I don't know about you,
292
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,924
But I am keeping an
Open mind about this.
293
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,759
It just closed.
294
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,507
Nick moore, I'd like
You to meet my parents,
295
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,576
Elyse and steven keaton.
296
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,112
Nice to meet you, nick. It's
A pleasure having you here.
297
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,256
Hey.
298
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,649
It is nice to meet you finally.
299
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,118
I've heard an awful
Lot about you.
300
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,285
Hey.
301
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,889
My brother and sister,
Alex and jennifer.
302
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,193
Hey. Hey.
303
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,462
How youse doin'?
304
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,754
We's doin' fine, nick.
305
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,124
Least I's doin' fine.
306
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,206
That's, uh...
307
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,908
That's a nice earring, nick.
308
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,444
Yeah, I found it in the garbage.
309
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,280
Picked it up on my rounds.
310
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,316
Are you a garbage man?
311
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,550
Me? Nah.
312
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,814
I mean, but I hope to be
One one day, you know?
313
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,725
It's the only way to
Get the good garbage.
314
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,226
The good garbage?
315
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:15,664
Uh... How do you distinguish
That from the bad garbage?
316
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,766
You got to have an eye for it.
317
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,969
I'm not sure I understand.
318
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,926
Mom! Nick's an artist.
319
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,311
I am like, what they call,
320
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,080
An environmental artist.
321
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,083
I make things out of
Trash, garbage, junk.
322
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:37,486
You'd be amazed at the things
You can make from garbage.
323
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,987
Mm-hmm. You see this hat?
324
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,812
I made this hat from garbage.
325
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,391
Well, we better get going.
326
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,604
Hey-ey.
327
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,772
Hey.
328
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,874
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
329
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,378
Steven: yes, we could tell
That the day we met him.
330
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,180
And the more we got to know him,
331
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,470
The more special he seemed.
332
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,557
Ahem.
333
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,826
Did you say something, jen?
334
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,662
No. No, I didn't.
335
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,130
Are you sure? It
Sounded like you...
336
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,231
I just coughed.
337
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,632
Oh, I see.
338
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,035
I see.
339
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:29,827
Well, if you say something,
I'm ready to respond.
340
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,875
Great, dad.
341
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,599
I'll look forward to that.
342
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,484
This is really nice.
343
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,186
You guys eat like
This all the time?
344
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,810
You mean with utensils?
345
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,463
Don't mind alex.
346
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,665
He's a little strange.
347
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,049
Hey, he's all right.
He's a cute little guy.
348
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,375
He's just a little stiff is all.
349
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,877
You know what
You could use, alex?
350
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,836
No. No. What could I use, nick?
351
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,838
An earring.
352
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,558
Nah.
353
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,826
No, I don't think so.
354
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,328
Oh, really. It'll get you loose.
355
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,563
Here.
356
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,064
No, no, nick.
357
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,988
I enjoy being tight.
358
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,506
Well, what kind of things
Are you interested in, nick?
359
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,575
I'm interested in mallory.
360
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,976
Yes, indeed.
361
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,044
Uh, how about school?
362
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,647
How about school?
363
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,647
Do you go to school?
364
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,782
No.
365
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,150
Can you expand on that?
366
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,651
Yeah, like, uh...
367
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,109
When school's on, I'm not there.
368
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,529
Ahh.
369
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,264
Really, dad, I mean,
There are other things
370
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,033
To talk about besides school.
371
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,535
No one's even asked
Him about his art.
372
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,703
Hey, it's ok.
373
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,838
No, you love to
Talk about your art.
374
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,295
Dad, ask him!
375
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,777
Uh... So, uh, nick,
376
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,945
Um, how did you get interested
377
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,980
In this environmental art?
378
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,338
I don't know.
379
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,656
Uh, can you expand on that?
380
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,791
I...
381
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,294
Don't...
382
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,718
Know.
383
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,138
Very good. Uh...
384
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,242
Getting back to
The school issue...
385
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,677
No, come on, dad, nick
Was talking about art.
386
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,078
You interrupted him.
387
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,815
Sorry, nick. Didn't mean
To cut you off like that.
388
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:57,018
What were you
Going to say after...
389
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,321
"I...
390
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,822
"Don't...
391
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,112
Know"?
392
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,661
I...
393
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,162
Don't...
394
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,219
Remember.
395
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,304
Anybody like some more peas?
396
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,006
Right here. Yep.
397
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:22,010
You know, environmental art isn't
The only thing nick knows about.
398
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,212
He has a wide
Range of interests.
399
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,148
Here's a thought that
Just occurred to me, nick.
400
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:29,851
Don't you think a person
Needs an education?
401
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,287
Not every person?
Not every person.
402
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,588
Excuse me, mallory.
Come on, dad...
403
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,924
How can a person make a
Living without an education?
404
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,393
I don't know. Why don't you
Ask somebody who's educated?
405
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,963
I don't think a person needs an
Education to answer that question.
406
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,798
Can you tell these
Peas are fresh?
407
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,822
Oh, yeah.
408
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,438
I guess what I really
Want to know, nick...
409
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,340
Hey, look, I was invited
Here for a meal, you know?
410
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,975
But this doesn't
Feel like a meal.
411
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,476
It feels like a test.
412
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,346
I'm sorry I'm not the kind
Of guy you're looking for.
413
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,348
I'm not smart, I'm not cultured,
414
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,150
And I'm not
Sophisticated, you know?
415
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,874
I'm not no charles bronson.
416
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,894
And that's how uncle nick
Became part of our family.
417
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,330
Andy, nick is not your uncle.
418
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,764
Don't listen to him, andy.
419
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,266
You need a man who's above
All this male chauvinism.
420
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,303
Nick is a perfect male
Role model for you.
421
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,239
Whoa, wait a minute.
Ok, what about dad here?
422
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,608
I mean, dad has been
Behind every feminist issue
423
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,110
Since the very beginning.
424
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,333
Hey.
425
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,814
Or me. I mean, I
Don't want to brag,
426
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,951
But I'm no stranger to the
Women's movement myself.
427
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:36,952
You?
428
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,787
It was before your time, andy,
429
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,290
But I was a very big
Supporter of the e.R.A.
430
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,958
I fought for the cause.
431
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,626
I suffered for the cause.
432
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,296
I sacrificed for the cause.
433
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,587
Who was the girl, alex?
434
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,135
Deena marx. Really pretty.
435
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,304
You would have been proud of me.
436
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,172
Sexual discrimination
Of any kind
437
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,074
Is entirely intolerable to me.
438
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,409
Really?
439
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:04,135
The mere thought of
It makes me wince. Ssss...
440
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,050
Don't you feel that way?
441
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,686
Well, yeah, I do. I just didn't
Think you did, that's all.
442
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,487
Well, I'm glad you
Feel the same way I do,
443
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,189
Because frankly, it
Would be very hard
444
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,358
To work with someone who didn't.
445
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,826
Yeah, but I've always
Thought of you
446
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,362
As kind of, well,
Conservative and preppy.
447
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,864
Preppy?
448
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,365
Me?
449
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,323
No, no, I just came
In from a wedding.
450
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,940
Ok, let me get this straight.
451
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,143
You are pro e.R.A.
452
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:37,279
Deena, you say e.R.A.,
453
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,780
I say...
454
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,605
Y.E.S.
455
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,357
Would you care for a cup of tea?
456
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,391
I'd love one.
457
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,960
Listen, just, uh, just
Sit yourself down.
458
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,195
You know, you're
Going to love this tea.
459
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,755
It was grown, picked, and
Brewed entirely by women.
460
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,637
You know, alex,
Everything we talk about
461
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,071
Does not have to involve women.
462
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,073
I do have other interests.
463
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,875
I don't.
464
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,310
Well, but I mean...
465
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,312
I'm willing to learn.
466
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,815
You know, this is really fun.
467
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:17,318
Working with you isn't nearly
As dull as I thought it would be.
468
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,754
Well, thank you...
469
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,255
I think.
470
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,090
Yeah, and it's
Really surprising.
471
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,458
What? What is?
472
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:24,826
Well, all these years in school
473
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,028
I've never had the least
Bit of interest in you.
474
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,519
That doesn't seem possible.
475
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,969
Why?
476
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,905
Oh, little things, I guess...
477
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,808
Like the young republicans club.
478
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,443
That.
479
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,513
Oh, deena, deena,
Deena, deena, deena.
480
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,282
I... I am something
Of a dabbler.
481
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,018
I'm the seeker of
New experiences.
482
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,787
I'm like a young sapling
483
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,322
Whose roots are
Young and thirsty.
484
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:57,292
Yeah, see, this is what I
Thought it would be like.
485
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,294
You know, deena, it's good
486
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,130
That we can laugh in
These troubled times,
487
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,800
When women are so
Ruthlessly oppressed
488
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,657
By this sexist society.
489
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,973
Ahem.
490
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,475
Oh, hi.
491
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,343
Uh... Like some tea?
492
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,700
No, thank you.
493
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,706
Nice, uh... Apron, son.
494
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,521
Well, thanks, dad.
495
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:28,479
I hope you don't
Mind me borrowing it.
496
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,594
I, uh...
497
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,918
I got quiche on mine.
498
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,333
No.
499
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,335
No, no, not at all.
500
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:44,261
When you're done, hang
It next to my jell-o molds.
501
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,877
And from there, the relationship
Really took off and flourished.
502
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,345
With only one
Small problem, alex.
503
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,815
It was a relationship
Built entirely on lies.
504
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:54,716
Well, sure, if you
Want to get technical.
505
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,051
Tell me, alex,
506
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,921
How long have you been a
Supporter of women's rights?
507
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,378
Virtually since birth.
508
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,229
Alex, leave them alone.
They're just playing.
509
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:10,799
Dad, I will not be
Ridiculed in my own home...
510
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,623
By puppets.
511
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,505
That's what's wrong
With you feminists.
512
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,962
You have no sense of humor.
513
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:23,312
Mom, I am not a feminist.
514
00:23:23,336 --> 00:23:24,980
I am simply posing as a feminist
515
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,838
Out of respect for
The girl I care about.
516
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,754
Yeah, I hope she appreciates it.
517
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,523
Look, why is everybody
Picking on me?
518
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:38,160
Last night, I defended a
Woman's right to speak.
519
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,827
Now, is that bad?
520
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,397
Of course not. We're
Very proud of you for that.
521
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,499
And I spent a night in jail
522
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:48,170
For a cause I don't
Even believe in.
523
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:51,140
Does that make me a bad person?
524
00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:52,841
Alex, that's not what
We're talking about.
525
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:56,111
You're misleading deena. You
Have a relationship based on lies.
526
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,113
Dad, that's not true.
We're past the lies.
527
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,371
We're into the good stuff now.
528
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:06,788
Look, do you think
I'm happy doing this?
529
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:07,956
I'm not.
530
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,291
You know, it started out
531
00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,293
As a few innocent little lies.
532
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,128
I wouldn't even call them lies.
533
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,852
They were... They
Were lie-ettes.
534
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:19,735
And it just snowballed.
535
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,937
I mean, what can I do now?
536
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,939
Deena believes very
Deeply in this cause, alex.
537
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,142
Your attitude
Towards it is, uh...
538
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,411
Well, it's really
Insulting to her.
539
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:30,979
Now, if you care
At all about deena,
540
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,270
You should tell
Her the truth now.
541
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,051
Man: sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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