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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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I know, he's so cute.
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Do you really think he likes me?
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Look, Jennifer, please,
get off the phone, okay?
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I was staring at him
all through lunch.
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He caught me looking at him
through a piece of Swiss cheese.
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Jennifer, that's adorable.
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Get off the phone,
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or I'll force-feed
you the receiver.
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Don't force-feed her
the receiver, Alex.
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Just kidding, Dad.
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Where's your mother?
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She's upstairs with the baby.
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I'm home, Elyse. Ready to go?
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I'm coming.
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Do you really think
he's too shy to ask me?
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Or maybe I should ask him?
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I'm askin' you. Please
get off the phone.
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Jen...
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Almost finished, Dad.
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So, anyway, let me tell you
everything that happened.
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Sounds like she's
wrapping it up.
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I wish your mom
would get down here.
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You know, between my work
and her working again now,
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we've barely even seen
each other the past few weeks.
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I hardly remember
what she looks like.
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This is her, Dad, the big one.
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Hello, stranger.
Long time, no see.
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Well, howdy, ma'am.
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Pleased to make your
acquaintance once again.
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How long has it been?
Five years? Ten?
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Well, it feels like that long.
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How'd you like to
mosey over to my lips?
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Mm, reckon I will.
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Mm.
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Even for you guys,
this is embarrassing.
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Let's go, Elyse.
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Uh, we don't have much time.
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I can't believe you guys are
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takin' more
pictures of the baby.
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We're taking Andy
to see his first sunset.
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That's right. That's right.
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He's been talkin'
about it all day.
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Do you wanna come
with us to see the sunset?
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No, thanks. I don't know,
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I've gone this long
without seein' one.
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Aw, listen to him.
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What does he know?
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Hi. Oh, Mallory,
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I got to admit,
Jennifer has gotten
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even more aggravating
than you are.
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I know, but he's got
a great personality.
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Got a nice style, still
not perfect though.
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Now, see how she's
cradling the receiver?
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Her hand will cramp
any minute now.
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Hey. Hey, Mallory,
you're wearin' my shirt.
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I am? Yeah, you are.
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Look, what do you think
the "APK" stands for?
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A pompous klown?
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Now, hurry up, Elyse.
We're runnin' out of time here.
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Mallory, I want that shirt,
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and, Jennifer, I
want that phone.
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Alex, my happiness as a woman
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depends on this phone call.
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Jennifer, your survival
as a human being
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depends on you hanging up.
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I'll call you back,
okay, Chrissie?
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Mom, Dad, did you
just hear what Alex said?
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I'm sorry. I couldn't
take it anymore.
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Kids, we have to go.
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Well, you can't leave
now. What should I do?
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Should I wait for
Adam to ask me out,
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or should I ask him out?
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Jennifer, we'll talk
about this later.
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We will talk later.
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We don't wanna miss the sunset.
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We'll see you guys
later. Come on.
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Elyse, the sun has already set.
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Just s-stay where you are.
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There'll be another
one tomorrow.
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Oh, listen, Gus,
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Elyse and I haven't been able
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to spend any time
together lately,
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so I wanna take the
morning off, spend it with her.
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Keep an eye on the
place till I get there.
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Uh...
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Well, let me make
it worth your while.
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Uh, you can sit at my desk,
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eat my mints...
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make believe you're me.
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That's not funny, Gus.
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I get the phone when
Dad's off. No, come on.
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I said I get to
make the next call.
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Kids, please. You did not.
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I did so. I'll see
you later, Gus.
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Now, listen, I will not
tolerate this kind of behavior
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when I'm on the phone.
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Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Dad.
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I, uh, was hoping for
something more sincere.
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Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Dad.
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Unacceptable.
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Now, come on, now,
one time with feeling,
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say it with me.
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Sorry, Dad.
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That's better.
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Now, come on, let's
make this a pleasant day.
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I've arranged to take
most of the day off
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to spend with your mother.
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It's a surprise for her
and I don't want it ruined
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by you kids acting like
infants, okay, Jennifer?
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Okay.
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Okay, Alex? All right.
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Jennifer.
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You use that phone
as long as you want.
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You got 30 seconds, Keaton.
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Hey, morning, Mom.
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Guess you didn't
get much sleep, huh?
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Thought I heard
Andrew cryin' all night.
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Alex, I slept fine
from 3 to 3:15.
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Otherwise, I'd be grumpy.
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Alex, I'm sorry for
having worn your shirt
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and in order to
make it up to you
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I'm gonna wash it, okay?
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No, no! Mallory, no. Wait
a minute, wait a minute.
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Come on, look, you
don't even know how
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to use the washing machine.
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I do so.
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Look, "Before
using this machine,
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"make sure it's been grounded
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to avoid possible
electric shock."
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Show me how to do that, Alex.
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Don't tempt me, Mallory.
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Where are you goin', Mom?
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Well, Andrew hasn't
been outside for a week
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because of his cold,
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so I thought I'd take him
on a walk before dark.
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But it's 8 in the morning.
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Well, then I have no problem.
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Yeah, I want to ask Adam
to the dance, Chrissie,
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but what if he says no?
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Well, then what if he says yes?
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All right, Jennifer,
your time's up.
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You get off the phone
now, or I'll call Adam
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and tell him you like him.
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I'll call you right
back, okay, Chrissie?
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That was a dirty trick, Alex.
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Say, Alex. Yeah, Dad?
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Have you seen your
mother? Yeah, she just left.
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Left? What do you mean, left?
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Well, she went to
take Andrew for a walk.
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If you hurry, you can catch 'em.
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Well, I can certainly catch him.
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Yeah.
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Where's the baby?
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Oh, I put him down for a nap.
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I thought you
went out for a walk.
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Well, Andrew and I got
as far as the front sidewalk
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and decided we
weren't alert enough
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to be out on the streets.
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Yeah, but Dad just
went out to find you.
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Well, he'll be back. Uh...
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look after Andrew for
me, will you, honey?
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Oh, sure.
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I don't see her out
there anywhere.
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She just came back.
She went upstairs.
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Honey, tell your dad that
I've gone up to go to sleep.
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He just went upstairs
to look for you.
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I'll meet him up there, then.
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Elyse!
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I'm getting too old to
play these games, Elyse.
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I guess I was just
in a playful mood.
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Surprise. I'm off till 3:00.
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Today? Yeah.
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I thought we could spend a
few hours getting reacquainted.
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Oh, well, yeah, as long as you
don't mind getting reacquainted
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in front of Paul and
Barbara Esposito.
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Well, that'll be fine.
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Who are they?
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Well, I-I'm designing
a guesthouse for them.
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I promised I'd bring by
their plans this afternoon.
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Well... How about now?
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We could just sit
around and talk.
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Oh, sweetheart, I have
got to go back to sleep.
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Well, I'll come with you.
Maybe you'll talk in your sleep.
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How about tonight?
I'm not doing anything.
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We could get together
and go over old times.
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I can't think of any
flaws in that plan.
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I'll see you tonight. Okay.
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So I guess I'll
just, uh, call Gus,
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tell him I'll be comin' in.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good luck gettin'
Jennifer off the pho...
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Whoa!
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Oh.
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I'm sorry I scared you.
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Did you think I was
somebody else?
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No. I knew it was you.
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Oh, uh, these
are... Are for you.
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Oh, Steven. Thank you.
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So how was your day?
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Well, let's see.
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First, the Espositos decided
they don't want a guesthouse,
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they want a greenhouse.
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Seems they have
more plants than friends.
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Then... Then I came
home, and Alex and Mallory
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were still arguing
about some shirt,
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and... And Jennifer was
on this six-hour phone-athon
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with Chrissie.
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I think the high point of my day
was when Andrew spit up on me.
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Well, at least we're alone now.
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Yeah.
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Oh, honey, it's just so nice
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to have a quiet moment with you.
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Hello.
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Uh, yes, she is.
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Tell whoever it is I'll
call 'em back tomorrow.
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Uh, Chrissie,
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my wife will call
you back tomorrow.
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Jennifer, telephone!
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Thanks, Mom. No,
honey, get it downstairs.
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But, Mom, Chrissie talked
to Adam Galardner today
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and asked him if he likes me.
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I just have to find that out.
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Is there some reason why you
can't find that out downstairs?
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Okay.
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Chrissie, call me
right back, okay?
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I'm getting a lot of
static on this end.
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Thank you.
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Hi.
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I just wanted you to
know that Alex and I
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have settled our
argument about the shirt.
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You know, I washed it for
him and everything's fine now.
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We won't be
bothering you anymore.
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Thank you for not bothering us.
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No problem.
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Feel free to drop in any time.
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Oh, I can stay.
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No, you can't.
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00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,865
Well, I'll leave you two alone.
256
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,502
I just thought that you'd be
able to relax and everything
257
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,070
now that Alex and I
settled our argument.
258
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,673
Mallory!
259
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,329
Mal... Mallory.
260
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,949
What is wrong...
261
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,840
with this picture?
262
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,511
You're in it.
263
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,926
Kids, don't take
this the wrong way,
264
00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,917
but get out of here now.
265
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:04,967
Oh, that's for me!
266
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,902
Um, Mom, can I take it in here?
267
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,237
I forgot to go downstairs.
268
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,939
Hi, Chrissie.
269
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,474
He wasn't home?
270
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,976
Why not?
271
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,646
Adam Galardner's getting braces.
272
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,480
Okay, that's it. That...
273
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,315
Get out of here. Now.
Out. And then a retainer?
274
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,807
This changes
everything, Chrissie.
275
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,507
I'll go. I'll go.
276
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,874
After all, we've
been together now
277
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,610
for a full, uh, 15 seconds.
278
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,478
We don't want to get into a rut.
279
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,715
Oh, good. You're done talking.
280
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,685
Uh, yeah. We're, uh...
We're all talked out.
281
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,174
Keep in touch.
282
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,262
Alex. What?
283
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,064
Look, I... I ironed your shirt.
284
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,431
Mallory, look. Come here.
285
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,101
This can no longer
be considered a shirt.
286
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,535
At best, it's a...
287
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,360
It's a flag for some
underdeveloped nation.
288
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,076
Okay, guys.
289
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,778
Your mom and I will be at
the Garden Restaurant tonight,
290
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,113
I wrote the number
down along with
291
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,915
a few others numbers
you might need.
292
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:29,118
The Olbachs, police
department, Dr. Rappaport,
293
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,841
Senator Metzenbaum?
294
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,958
Only if you can't
reach Dr. Rappaport.
295
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,161
We'll be fine, just go
out and enjoy yourself.
296
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:41,096
You're right. You know, I
should just go out for the evening,
297
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,332
forget we even had
a baby and relax,
298
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,735
but I... I can't help
feeling maternal.
299
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,191
I'm a father.
300
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,007
Whoa, Mom. You look hot.
301
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,375
Whoa. Hot is not the word, Mom.
302
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,211
You're sizzling.
303
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,112
Yeah. Well, maybe we should go
304
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,514
before the smoke alarm goes off.
305
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,451
Oh, bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
306
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,953
Honey, now,
Andrew's feeling better,
307
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,122
but he still needs some
medicine before he goes bed.
308
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,323
We know, Mom.
309
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,424
Okay.
310
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,591
Well, let me just say goodbye.
311
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:10,681
Here you go.
312
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,097
Okay, sweetheart,
don't you wait up for us,
313
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,288
you be a good boy for your
brother and sisters, okay?
314
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,202
Good night, baby.
315
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:23,506
Oh, oh, goodbye, Andrew.
316
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,908
Your mom I and will be
at the Garden Restaurant
317
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,009
if you need us.
318
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,278
The number is 473... Dad.
319
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,479
Dad, Dad, come on.
320
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,848
We'll fill him in.
321
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,650
Yeah, okay. Here
you go, Jennifer.
322
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,152
There you go.
323
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,886
Oh, d-don't take him away yet.
324
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,055
Mom, he's not goin' off to jail.
325
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,658
Well, I wanna s... I wanna
give him another hug.
326
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,961
Well, you hug Dad,
and I'll hug Andrew.
327
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,162
Right, and I'll hug Jennifer.
328
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,686
Right, and I'll, uh, supervise.
329
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,272
I can't believe we're here.
330
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,673
I can't either.
331
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,008
They're all grownups.
332
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,411
I never thought I'd be in a
room full of grownups again.
333
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,645
Oh, it's nice, isn't it?
334
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,813
Mm-hm.
335
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,348
Odds are we won't
have to tell any of them
336
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,949
to get off the phone.
337
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,718
Or settle an
argument between 'em.
338
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,262
None of them look like they
need to be burped either.
339
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,460
Our waiter looks like
he could use a bur...
340
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,529
Honey. Honey.
341
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,598
Sorry. It's none of my business.
342
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,399
Yeah. I-I am really
glad we're here,
343
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,901
and I'm not worried
about Andrew.
344
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,904
I mean, after all,
he's over his cold...
345
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,638
Come on, Elyse.
346
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,173
Let's not talk about
the baby tonight.
347
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,908
Let's talk about us.
348
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,011
Forget we even have a baby.
349
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,133
What baby?
350
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,381
Excuse me. Are
you ready to order?
351
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,085
Oh, yes. I'll have
the baby lamb chops,
352
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,887
um, the baby lima beans,
353
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,790
and the little baby snow peas.
354
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,892
Would you like to see
our children's menu?
355
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,595
Uh, no. We'll have the
grownup lamb chops
356
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,630
and whatever grownup
food goes with it.
357
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:58,233
Right. Two orders,
grownup chops.
358
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,203
Thank you very much. Yeah.
359
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,460
Oh, here.
360
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,064
Thank you.
361
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,783
Where were we?
362
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:14,984
I don't remember,
363
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,053
but we weren't
talking about the baby.
364
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,577
No baby talk tonight.
365
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,161
I mean, uh...
366
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,585
No baby talk tonight.
367
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,794
Oh, Steven, what a cute...
368
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,797
couple.
369
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,883
Oh. Elyse.
370
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,286
You are a cutie. Hey.
371
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,620
Hi.
372
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,688
Hello.
373
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,911
Hi.
374
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,193
Uh, are you with him?
375
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,882
He met us here.
376
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,300
Oh, he sneezed.
377
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,037
I know. I think he's
comin' down with a cold.
378
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,271
Oh, uh,
379
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,440
our son has a cold too.
380
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,175
Well, here.
381
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,432
Let me show you
some pictures of our boy.
382
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,181
There. Oh, that's great.
383
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,883
Oh, he is beautiful.
384
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:24,086
Elyse, why don't we leave
these people to their dinner?
385
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,654
Oh, no, no. No,
that's fine, really.
386
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,957
Let me show you some
pictures of little Roger.
387
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,224
Wha...? Isn't he here?
388
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,393
Yeah, I know, but,
uh, he's a little grumpy.
389
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,118
Don't look at him. He looks
much better in the pictures.
390
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:39,301
Elyse, remember, we
said we weren't gonna talk...
391
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,904
You have that picture of
Andy in the baseball cap?
392
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:42,928
Oh, there it is.
393
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,041
Are you ready to order?
394
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,977
No, thanks. We've
already ordered.
395
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,077
Oh.
396
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,646
Oh, well, of
course. You haven't.
397
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,448
I'm sorry. Excuse
me, enjoy your dinner.
398
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,782
Here, take the
pictures with you.
399
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:54,917
You'll love 'em.
400
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,385
Hey, here. L-look
at the ones of Andy.
401
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,474
Oh, okay.
402
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,224
Sorry, Steven.
403
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,259
Now, listen, Elyse, this
is exactly the kind of thing
404
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,528
we said we were not going to do.
405
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,862
You've gotta control yourself.
406
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,531
You're right, sorry.
It's out of my system.
407
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,954
Well, I hope so.
408
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:15,026
Let's just enjoy this
time alone together.
409
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,006
Okay.
410
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,640
Excuse me.
411
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,042
Where are you going?
412
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,344
Uh, to the men's
room. I'll be right back.
413
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,368
Oh.
414
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,185
Hi, Jennifer. It's me.
415
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,600
Your father.
416
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,669
Um, yeah, well... Dinner's
going fine. Thank you.
417
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,772
Listen... What?
418
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,774
I don't care if you're
expecting an important call.
419
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,643
I will not keep it brief.
420
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,379
Listen, um, how's Andrew?
421
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,981
Ooh, has he been
sneezing at all?
422
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,216
Well, are you sure?
423
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,718
Because if his cold's
acting up again,
424
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,786
we can come right home.
425
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,154
Look, why don't you check on...?
426
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,823
No!
427
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,292
No, I do not want
a free dance lesson,
428
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,860
and I'd appreciate
it if you wouldn't
429
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,418
interrupt my
dinner in the future.
430
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,535
I tried to be a nice guy
431
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,802
by answering a pay phone,
432
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,938
and look what happens.
433
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,441
Why did you hang up?
434
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,277
I'm sorry. Did you want
a free dance lesson?
435
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,445
Well, how was Andrew?
436
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,768
He's fine.
437
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,451
Elyse, I think I figured out
what went wrong tonight.
438
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,652
Oh?
439
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,687
Well, you see, it's
very simple, really.
440
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,556
See, we each have careers
441
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,958
which take up a lot
of our time and energy,
442
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,295
and we have three children
who are very wonderful,
443
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:50,031
but, uh, who are also
very loud and demanding.
444
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,434
And on top of that,
we have a baby
445
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,002
who is, uh, very beautiful,
446
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,504
but also very loud and demanding
447
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,374
and who occupies
every last moment
448
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,809
of our remaining
time and energy.
449
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,844
Tonight we tried
to escape all that.
450
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,547
And? It's impossible.
451
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,014
That's encouraging.
452
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,249
But it's true, Elyse.
453
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,885
Uh, we can, uh, remove
ourselves physically
454
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,954
from all this, but, uh...
But not emotionally.
455
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,123
This is our life.
456
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,259
We're trapped in it.
457
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,128
You make it sound like
a science-fiction film.
458
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,964
It's not such a bad life, is it?
459
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,932
No, it's not. It's a great life.
460
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,902
Oh. I-I think we just
have to accept the fact
461
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,972
that our life has changed,
that we're parents.
462
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,741
We have fo... Four children,
463
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,443
and we enjoy it.
464
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,980
And we're not gonna have any
fun till Andrew goes to college.
465
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,703
I accept that.
466
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,384
Hi.
467
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,852
I just wanted to apologize
468
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,122
for talking on the
phone so much lately.
469
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,058
It's okay, honey.
470
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,259
For some reason, I find myself
471
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,429
talking about boys a
lot more than I used to.
472
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,497
In fact, I find myself
talking to boys
473
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,600
a lot more than I used to.
474
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,935
We've noticed.
475
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,292
I'm sure it's just
a phase. It'll pass.
476
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:08,711
I'm not getting that.
477
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,178
Uh, if it's for me,
478
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,703
tell whoever it is that I'll
see him at school tomorrow.
479
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,073
Hello.
480
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,054
Well, no. No, I'm sorry, Adam...
481
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,378
Dad, no!
482
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,826
Hi, uh, Adam?
483
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,963
Uh, can I call you right back?
484
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,298
Okay.
485
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,421
Bye.
486
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,005
This is the last phone
call I will ever make
487
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,263
in my whole life. Please?
488
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,766
Thanks. Good night.
489
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,218
Hey, hey. How you doin'?
490
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,687
Oh, not bad. Not bad.
491
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,221
Look, we know you
guys haven't been able
492
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,490
to spend a lot of time together
493
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,426
and that we're probably
part of the reason why not.
494
00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:02,330
Right. So, uh, we just
wanted to say we're sorry,
495
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:04,988
and, you know, all that stuff.
496
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,336
Apology accepted,
497
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,639
and all that stuff.
498
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,175
And if Andrew cries
tonight, we'll take care of it.
499
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,343
Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
500
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,945
If, uh... If Andrew
cries tonight,
501
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,735
Mallory will take care of it.
502
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,538
Right.
503
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,093
It's too quiet, Steven.
504
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,562
Oh, come on, Elyse.
505
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,163
Let's enjoy this.
506
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,398
This is what we
wanted, isn't it?
507
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:38,656
Yeah.
508
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,338
What do you want to do?
509
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:45,641
I don't know. What
do you want to do?
510
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:48,009
Well, I have a
vague recollection
511
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,612
of you and me
being in bed together.
512
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:53,849
Oh, yeah, that.
513
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,739
I think I remember.
514
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,882
I think we're falling
asleep, Elyse.
515
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,898
We're definitely falling asleep.
516
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:13,090
I knew there had to be a catch.
517
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,673
I love you.
518
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I love you too, honey.
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