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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-lahhh ♪
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Okay, the last question.
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Nitroglycerin, calcium
carbonate, and aluminum nitrate
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are ingredients
commonly found in...
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Lasagna.
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Come on, Alex.
What's the real answer?
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Okay, Rache, all right.
I'll answer that question
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if you answer this one.
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Name one reason...
why I shouldn't kiss you.
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We have to study,
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your family's in the
house, it's getting late...
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Rache, one reason.
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I can't think of one.
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Dynamite.
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Thank you. I do my best.
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Alex, that was the answer.
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Excuse us, excuse us!
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Just passing through!
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You can keep kissing.
We're not looking.
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Look, this is the fifth time
you've passed through here
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in the last hour, do you mind?
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How else are we supposed
to get to the kitchen?
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I can get you to the
kitchen real quick.
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Ohh!
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Alex, come on, we
have to concentrate.
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This is our last final.
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You're right,
Rache, you're right.
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One more test, we leave
Harding High in our dust.
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Why are you so anxious to leave?
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We had some great times there.
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Right, Rache, we
had some great times.
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And although it's
with eager anticipation
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that we cast our lines of hope
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into the unchartered
water of the future.
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It is with heavy heart
that we bid adieu
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to the hallowed
halls of Harding High.
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You've been working on your
valedictory speech, haven't you?
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I admit, I've
worked on it a little.
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It sounds great.
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You are gonna make
a great valedictorian.
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Come on, Rache,
it's not official yet.
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I mean, there are a
lot of guys up for it.
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You're up for it.
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Mark Blickman,
the Kowalik sisters.
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Face it, it's
anybody's ballgame.
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It'll be you.
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I know.
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I'm a shoo-in.
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You know, I fed my stats
into the school computer,
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and it printed out, "Write
that speech, Keaton."
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Oh, Alex, these last four weeks
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have been the most
exciting in my whole life.
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Me too.
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Wait a minute, we've been
seeing each other for six weeks.
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I know, but the first
two were not that great.
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Ah, so how's the studying going?
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We are but sponges in a
sea of chemical knowledge.
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I hope you'll clean
up after yourselves.
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So how do you guys feel?
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Soon you'll be high
school graduates.
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It feels great, Mrs. Keaton.
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And I know Alex is excited too.
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That's right.
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And although it's with
eager anticipation that we...
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Cast our lines of hope
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into the unchartered
waters of our future...
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it is with a heavy heart
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that we bid adieu
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to the hallowed
halls of Harding High.
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Seniors whose last names
begin with A through J,
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please step forward.
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You know, Rache, it's
too bad our last names
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don't begin with
the same letter,
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then we could march
down the aisle together.
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That's got a nice ring to it.
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How is it possible that I
never even asked you out
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until a couple of weeks ago.
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What could I have
been thinking about?
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Joselyn Clark and Deena
Marks and Carrie Newman...
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Okay, okay, okay, Rache.
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I don't know if I
should admit this, Alex,
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but you're my
first real boyfriend.
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Rache, I only hope
I can live up to it.
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I only hope that I am
deserving of such a great honor.
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That the flame of our
spirit shall burn eternally.
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Is that from your speech too?
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Seniors whose last names
begin with letters K through T,
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please step forward.
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That's us.
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Before we proceed any further
with the graduation rehearsal,
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I'd like to make
an announcement.
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The faculty has just
chosen the valedictorian.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you!
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I couldn't have done
it without you, Rache.
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As you know, the
faculty makes its selection
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on the basis of
academic standing,
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extracurricular activities
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and outstanding contributions
to the school community.
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So won't you join
me in congratulating
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the brightest and best among us,
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our most deserving
new valedictorian...
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Rachel Miller.
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Alex, are you all right?
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Me?
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I'm fine.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Oh, don't worry about me, Rache.
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This is your big moment.
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I'm really happy for you.
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Come on up here and
take a bow, Rachel.
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I never even thought
I was in the running.
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No more pencils,
no more... books.
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Hi.
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Last day of school.
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Look, I got my final grades.
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Oh, Mal. That's wonderful.
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Yeah, A in French, B in English,
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and some other stuff.
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We'll talk about
that other stuff later.
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No rush!
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How'd you do, Alex?
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Four A's.
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An A minus.
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Honey, that is terrific.
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Oh, come on, Mom.
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What does it mean really?
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I am not valedictorian.
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It's a hollow victory at best.
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It's an anticlimax.
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Let's face it.
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My life has no meaning.
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Hey, I'm ready to face it.
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How about you guys?
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Jennifer.
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Okay, okay, I'm going.
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Alex, now, I know
you're disappointed
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about this valedictorian thing,
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but you have got to
accept the fact that
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you're not going to get
everything you want in life.
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Being valedictorian
was my destiny.
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And it was ruthlessly
yanked from my grasp
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by the cruelest of fates.
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That's the spirit.
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Yeah.
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Alex?
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Hi, Rachel.
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So how you doing, Alex?
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Oh, fine... fine.
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Never better.
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Did you get your final grades?
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Yeah.
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How were they?
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Oh, let's not talk about it.
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No, come on, come on.
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How were they?
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Five As.
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Sure. Rub my nose in it.
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So, what's up?
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Alex, I hope my being
chosen valedictorian
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isn't gonna affect
our relationship.
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Oh, no. Of course not.
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Don't be silly...
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smarty-pants.
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Alex!
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Come on, give me credit
for a little maturity here, okay?
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What's that?
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Well, I finished my
rough draft of my speech,
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and I was wondering if
maybe you would take look at it
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and give me your opinion.
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Sure.
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Why not?
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Just remember, it's
only a rough draft.
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Ha-ha!
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What? Is something funny?
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Yeah. You split your infinitive.
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Where?
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Several places here.
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You know, you do
that when you speak.
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I noticed that about you.
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Alex, what about the speech?
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I mean overall.
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It's not bad.
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It won't offend anybody.
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I want to do more
than not offend.
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I want to be inspiring.
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Did you think it was inspiring?
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I'd hate to be sending
people off to war with that.
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Well, how do I make
it more inspiring?
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Okay. All right, Rache.
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Uh... Something like this.
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As we, the graduating
seniors here at Harding High,
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attempt to go...
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Aren't you going
to write this down?
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Well, I don't want you
to dictate a speech to me.
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I mean, I want your
general suggestions,
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but I want the heart
of it to be my own.
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Oh. Well, fine.
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Just, uh, go with what
you have there then.
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Alex.
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Is, um... something wrong?
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Look, Rache, what
do you want from me?
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You're the valedictorian!
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You have your own ideas
about what you want to say.
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Why are you even
involving me in this?
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Well, I was foolish
enough to think that
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maybe you'd want to help me.
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If it were me, I'd help you.
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If it were me, I
wouldn't need your help.
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Well, maybe I don't
need your help either.
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You do if you're gonna
go with that speech.
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Alex, there is nothing
wrong with this speech.
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Okay, you're right, Rache.
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There's nothing
wrong with that speech,
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why don't you go
with that speech?
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I'll just walk through the
audience and wake people up.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just looking at some
old baby pictures of Alex.
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There he is with his combination
slide rule/teething ring.
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He was a beautiful baby.
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And tomorrow he's graduating.
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It all went so fast.
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Now, Elyse, don't
go misting up on me.
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We've still got two in the nest.
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I guess I should face up to
the fact that he's grown up,
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but did it have to
happen so quickly?
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I mean, after high
school graduation,
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can marriage be far off?
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And then children,
and grandchildren...
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Don't put me in a home.
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Don't say anything
until you see the place.
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Come on, come on, Elyse.
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You're getting a little
carried away with this.
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I guess you're right.
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Oh, hey, look.
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I got the watch back
from the jeweler.
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It's working perfectly now.
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It'll be a wonderful
gift for Alex.
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I'll never forget the day
my father gave this to me.
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He came home from
that little dry-cleaning shop
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where he worked.
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He put this in my
hand, and he said to me,
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"Son, I want you to have
this for your graduation.
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One of my customers
left it in his pants."
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He was all heart, my old man.
262
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,749
Hey.
263
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,838
Oh.
264
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,624
What are you guys doing?
265
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,454
Uh... listening to music.
266
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,571
I don't hear anything.
267
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,961
Well, of course not.
268
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,429
The music's in our heads.
269
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,773
Mom, can I talk to
Dad... alone for a minute?
270
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,223
Sure, it's okay.
271
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,927
I'll leave you two alone.
272
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,697
When you were a little boy,
273
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,281
you used to come
to both of us for help.
274
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:21,944
Uh...
275
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,101
What is it, Alex?
276
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,870
Dad, I, uh...
277
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,454
I... I don't know
how to say this,
278
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,758
but, uh...
279
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,126
Well, this isn't easy for me.
280
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,095
But, uh..
281
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,796
I think the Cleveland Browns
282
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,140
are really gonna miss Brian
Sipe next year, don't you?
283
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,070
Uh... yes, I do.
284
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,161
It was very sensitive of you
to keep that from your mother.
285
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,933
Well, I figured she's a big
Browns fan and everything.
286
00:13:57,403 --> 00:14:01,917
Dad, I really blew it
with Rachel yesterday.
287
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:05,009
You mentioned this
Brian Sipe thing to her too?
288
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,291
No. We had a big fight.
289
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:12,250
This valedictorian
thing really threw me off.
290
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,197
I was a real jerk.
291
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,166
Why don't you apologize to her?
292
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,300
Dad, don't you see?
293
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,169
That's not gonna
solve the problem.
294
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,805
This is going to change
our relationship forever.
295
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,473
Well, why, Alex?
296
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,742
Don't you see? It'll
always be with us.
297
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,777
Every time I kiss
her, she'll be thinking,
298
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,168
"Why am I kissing
this nonvaledictorian?"
299
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,817
It's just not fair.
300
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,321
It's not right. It's a gyp.
301
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,355
A gyp?
302
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,679
That's right.
303
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,094
You know, Alex,
when you were little boy
304
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,561
and things didn't go your way,
305
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,831
you used to lie on
the floor and scream,
306
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,121
hold your breath and pout.
307
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,709
Now you're an adult, you've
gotta accept some things
308
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,044
that you don't like.
309
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,012
You know, if it had
been anyone else,
310
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,448
I could have handled it.
311
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,305
Mark Blickman,
the Kowalik sisters.
312
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,522
But not Rachel.
313
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,946
My girlfriend.
314
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,196
I just can't feel
comfortable in a relationship
315
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,153
unless I'm number one.
316
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:24,867
It is not a competition, Alex.
317
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,702
It is a relationship.
318
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,271
Both partners are equal.
319
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,174
Dad, uh...
320
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,576
I know you have to
use that feminist rhetoric
321
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,880
in front of Mom...
322
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,086
but just between you and me,
323
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,289
why don't you admit
that you are still the man?
324
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,657
You're number one.
325
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,893
I am the man, but
I'm not number one,
326
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,428
and neither is your mother.
327
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,563
You can be the man
328
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,266
without feeling you're
superior to the woman.
329
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,935
I'd think you'd feel
happy for Rachel.
330
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,940
Why should I feel happy
to be in her shadow
331
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,004
when she makes
that speech tomorrow?
332
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,167
Because it's her shadow.
333
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,154
You know, every year when
another class graduates,
334
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,490
I feel like I lose a
little part of myself,
335
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,874
and I'm not
referring to my hair.
336
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,533
Commencement, as
you know, means...
337
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,766
Alex!
338
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,268
Alex!
339
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,703
Quiet down. You're
disrupting the ceremony.
340
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,727
Alex, come here!
341
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:41,243
And so often, graduates
return to tell me
342
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,402
how valuable they've
found their years at Harding.
343
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,218
Mallory, I don't know if the
caps and gowns were a tip off,
344
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,954
but there is a graduation
ceremony going on.
345
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,856
Alex, I just saw Rachel
in the ladies' room.
346
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,292
She's really upset,
you should talk to her.
347
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,876
Wait a minute, he can't
go in the ladies' room.
348
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,868
She's not there anymore, I
think she went backstage.
349
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,303
She looked terrible.
350
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,638
She's probably nervous
about her speech and that's all.
351
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,939
Would you...?
352
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,341
I don't think
nervous describes it.
353
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,110
She couldn't remember
the name of the school.
354
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,444
She kept saying, "I'm very proud
355
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,828
to be valedictorian
of this here place."
356
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,318
I tried to talk to her.
357
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,752
She wouldn't see me.
358
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,854
Maybe you should try again.
359
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,878
Sir.
360
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,425
Me?
361
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,227
Yes, yes.
362
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,984
Is there something you'd care
to share with the rest of us?
363
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,767
No. That's fine.
364
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,192
Thank you for asking.
365
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,940
Well, in that case,
366
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,911
we'll proceed with the
awarding of diplomas,
367
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:52,614
followed by the
valedictory address
368
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:53,849
by Rachel Miller.
369
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,373
Alex, talk to her!
370
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,776
Betsy Afferton...
371
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,694
Amanda Agretti...
372
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,464
"And I think Franklin Roosevelt
373
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,700
expressed it best
when he said..."
374
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,937
Oh, I wish I'd worn
my other earrings.
375
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,261
I think it was Eleanor
Roosevelt who said that.
376
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,430
Alex...
377
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,612
I told you I don't want
to see you anymore.
378
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,516
Yeah, but I want to see you.
379
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,584
Look, we gotta talk.
380
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,720
I feel terrible about what
happened the other day.
381
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,689
Alex, in five minutes, I
have to do my speech,
382
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,759
and I don't have time to
listen to your rationalizations.
383
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,128
If you really felt this bad,
you'd have called before this.
384
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,729
I've been busy.
385
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,885
Doing what?
386
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,433
Moping...
387
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,617
and whining...
388
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,138
and generally
being a real idiot.
389
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,240
You know, you'd be surprised
how much time that takes,
390
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,224
if you want to do it right.
391
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,745
Alex, you hurt me.
392
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,714
When I needed you,
you really let me down.
393
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,950
I know, Rache.
394
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,685
When you were
selected valedictorian,
395
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,044
I lost sight of the things
that were most important.
396
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,291
Why does it bother you so much
397
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,993
that I'm valedictorian?
398
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,317
I would've thought
you'd be happy for me.
399
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,198
I mean, if we're
going to be a couple,
400
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,833
we should build each other up
401
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,569
and not compete at everything.
402
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,153
I would've been happy for you.
403
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,962
I know.
404
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,666
Why do you always
have to win at everything?
405
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,835
I have a little
problem in this area.
406
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,052
Alex, I don't want to compete
with you at everything.
407
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,787
Come on, Rache, we're
not always competing.
408
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,155
We are.
409
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,757
Give me an example
of one other situation
410
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,224
where I've been
overly competitive.
411
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,726
When we went and
played miniature golf
412
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,727
and I beat you.
413
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,629
I thought I handled
that very well.
414
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,888
Alex, you filed a formal
protest with the manager.
415
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,304
It wasn't a formal protest.
416
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:57,940
I simply asked him
to examine your clubs
417
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,964
to make sure they
were regulation.
418
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,478
Alex, I don't want
to have to feel guilty
419
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,413
for being chosen
valedictorian over you,
420
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,049
or being a better
golfer than you.
421
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,305
You're absolutely right.
422
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,920
I wouldn't say you're
a better golfer than me,
423
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,354
you had one good game.
424
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,411
Alex.
425
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,895
I'm going to work
on this problem.
426
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,429
It's gonna get better.
427
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,065
I promise.
428
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,521
Warren Kane...
429
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,268
You'd better go out.
430
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,104
They're going to call your name.
431
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,438
No, Rache.
432
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,540
I refuse to graduate high school
433
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,509
until we have
this matter settled.
434
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,966
Alex P. Keaton...
435
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,171
Keaton, Alex P.
436
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,342
Although I really
would like to graduate.
437
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,491
Go ahead, Alex.
438
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,214
You're not the dropout type.
439
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,054
Last call for Alex P. Keaton.
440
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,668
Marvin Kennedy...
441
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,019
Congratulations.
442
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,323
Thank you.
443
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,499
Oh, Alex, I don't
want to lose you
444
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,323
because I'm smarter than you.
445
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,617
You know, I wouldn't
say you're sm...
446
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,681
You're not going to lose me.
447
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,516
You go out there,
448
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,484
and you give the best
valedictory speech
449
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,789
this school's ever heard.
450
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,757
And I think Franklin
Roosevelt expressed it best
451
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,760
when he said, "This
generation of Americans
452
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,584
has a rendezvous with destiny."
453
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,132
Once again, I thank
the faculty for this honor.
454
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,169
This will be a day that
I will remember always.
455
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,203
Thank you.
456
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,445
Thank you, Rachel,
thank you very much.
457
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,147
And now I'd like to extend
a hearty congratulations
458
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,917
to the graduating class of 1984.
459
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,819
It's over, kids.
460
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,931
All right, all right.
461
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,723
Alex, your mother and I
would like you to have this.
462
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,706
Oh... Dad.
463
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,597
Thattaboy.
464
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,378
I'm so proud of you.
465
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:53,348
Mom, you promised me
you wouldn't get emotional.
466
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,149
I'm not emotional.
467
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:56,813
My little baby boy!
468
00:22:59,444 --> 00:23:02,579
We're proud of
you for holding it in.
469
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,595
Well, we did it,
Alex. We graduated.
470
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,596
We did.
471
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,330
You were great up there, Rachel.
472
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:10,932
Maybe you can give
me some pointers
473
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,456
for my vale-dic-tory
speech when I graduate.
474
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,260
Just graduate, Mal.
475
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:20,041
That's all we ask.
476
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,877
Congratulations to both of you.
477
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,967
Let's get a picture
of the two graduates.
478
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,515
Hell of a speech, Rache.
479
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,716
Very inspiring.
480
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,239
Thanks, Alex.
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