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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-lahhh ♪
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Okay, Jennifer, ask me one
from the geometry category.
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Alex, I'm tired of doing this.
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I need a break.
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Aw, come on, Jennifer!
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You can't let me down now.
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You've helped me
through the first four rounds
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of the high school quiz off.
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The championships
are only three days away!
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It's gonna be on television.
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I've got to be prepared.
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Now, come on, just one more.
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Alex, you're violating
child labor laws.
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Please!
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I love it when you beg.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, clear those
books off the table.
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We've got to get dinner going.
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Uh, Mom, I really don't want
to break my concentration.
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Wh... Why don't you
guys go out for dinner?
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Here's a couple of bucks.
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Alex!
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Sorry, Mom, I'm just excited
about the quiz off, that's all.
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Oh, me too.
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In fact, this morning,
I dropped off my plans
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for the set at the station.
How did Daddy like 'em?
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Well, he didn't have a
chance to see them yet,
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but I know he's
gonna love my ideas.
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All right, Jennifer, hit me with
a literature question, please.
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Okay, but this is the last one.
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In Act Five, Scene
Five, of Macbeth,
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Macbeth reflects
on the nature of life.
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Quote the passage exactly.
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Uh, that's a tough one.
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Give me... Give me a second.
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Oh, hi gang.
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Hi, Dad. Hi, honey.
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Hi, Dad. Hey, Alex.
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How're you doing today?
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Life's but a walking shadow.
A poor player who struts and
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frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more.
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It is a tale, told by an
idiot, full of sound and fury,
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signifying nothing.
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He seems a little depressed.
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He's practicing for
the tournament finals.
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So, what'd you think
of my set designs?
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Well, uh, it's a little
elaborate, isn't it?
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I was thinking more
along the lines of the kind
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of set we used last year.
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Well, last year's
set was so dull!
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Well, maybe. I...
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It's hard for me to talk
about the plans without
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having them in front of me.
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Uh, too bad I left
them at the office.
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Good luck! I happen to
have an extra copy right here!
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What a break.
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Uh, I'll... I'll get that.
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Hello.
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Uh, uh, just a second.
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Alex, it's for you.
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Yello.
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Oh, hi, Ted.
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What?
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What do you mean you
can't make it Sunday?
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A hundred and four temperature.
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So what?
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It's not even life-threatening
until it gets up to 105.
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You can make it, Ted.
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Come on!
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Ted!
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Oh, I'm sorry, doctor.
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No, I didn't mean to excite him.
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Listen, if Ted regains
consciousness,
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could you have him... Hello?
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Great! Just great!
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Ted Quinn can't make
the finals on Sunday.
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Why not?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Some gibberish about
infectious pneumonia.
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And now our team is a man short.
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What about your
friend, Susan Aronson?
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She's very bright.
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No good, Dad. She's
in the 11th grade.
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Each team must
consist of one player
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from the 10th, 11th
and 12th grades.
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Where am I gonna find an
incredibly bright, informed,
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quick thinking 10th
grader by Sunday?
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Alex?
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I know we don't
usually get along,
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but it hurts me to see you in
a desperate situation like this.
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I'm in 10th grade.
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I'm willing to be on your team.
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Maybe if we set Ted
up in a glass booth,
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he wouldn't infect anyone.
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Come on, Alex, I'd be good!
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You? Yes, her!
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Alex, what is it, do you
think you're the only one in
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this house who's interested
in academic challenge?
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Yeah, I love
academic challenges.
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Besides, it's gonna
be on television!
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There's an exchange student
from Brazil who's pretty bright.
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Dad, by any chance could
you ask some of the questions
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in Portuguese? I'll adapt.
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Okay. Okay.
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Petey, one more question.
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Grover Cleveland was
elected to the presidency twice,
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in 1884 and again in 1892.
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Who was Cleveland's
Secretary of the Treasury,
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during his second term?
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Uh, Petey,
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I don't... I don't think
this is gonna work out.
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I mean, let's face it,
most of the questions
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are gonna be in English.
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Nice try, pal.
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Hey, que sera, sera.
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Ciao.
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Ciao.
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Jennifer!
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Yes?
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Bring in the next guy, please.
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Uh, he was the last one, Alex.
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Oh, he can't be!
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There's gotta be at
least one qualified kid
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in the 10th grade!
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There are plenty of smart kids,
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but none of them wanted
to be on the team with you.
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I can't understand that.
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I merely asked them to
comply with a few simple rules.
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Alex, you wanted
them to salute you.
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I'm the captain of
the team, Jennifer!
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These kids have got to
learn to respect authority.
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So, what are you gonna do now?
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I don't know. I don't
know. I gotta think.
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Hey, I'm sorry, Elyse.
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Steven, I've been
revising these plans all day!
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Now, why are you so
resistant to my ideas?
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I'm not resistant to
your ideas, Elyse.
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But I just don't think
theater in the round
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is what we want to do here.
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Are you saying
you don't like it?
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Well, I'm not saying that.
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You do like it?
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I'm not saying that.
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I'm saying this is a high school
quiz show not My Fair Lady.
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My Fair Lady!
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That's it! The quiz will
be like My Fair Lady!
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Well, we've got the set for it.
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No, no, no, you
don't understand.
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What I've got to do is
find my Eliza Doolittle.
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A 10th grader
who knows virtually
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nothing about anything!
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An empty vessel that I
can fill with my knowledge
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my insight, my wisdom.
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Someone whose
mind is a total blank.
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A clean slate.
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Mom!
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Could you help
me in the kitchen?
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I'm trying to make a snack.
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I forgot how the blender works.
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Mallory.
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All right, Mallory, let's
turn to the next question.
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Alex, we've been
doing this for hours!
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I'm getting tired!
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She needs her rest.
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Jennifer, I don't think you
fully appreciate what an
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enormous task I've
undertaken here.
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I'm taking a
simple peasant girl,
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whose greatest prior
achievement was coordinating
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her eye shadow with her sweater,
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and I'm turning
her into someone...
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Someone who could have
a conversation with me.
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You're gonna have to give her
more incentive than that, Alex.
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Alex, let's just
get this over with.
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You're getting a little too
pompous even for you.
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Okay.
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Now, we went over
this one yesterday.
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It's a geography question.
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At the Southern tip of
Chile, lies a body of water,
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named for a famous explorer.
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Name this body of water.
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Uh, a body of water, right?
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Named for the famous explorer.
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Come on, now.
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Southern tip of Chile?
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The Hudson River.
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Aw!
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That's not right?
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No, it's the Straits
of Magellan!
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Oh! You guys are
still at it? It's so late.
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I'm glad you're here.
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We need your help
with another dry run.
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We've had five dry runs
in the last two days, Alex.
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Just one more. We're
at a turning point here.
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Mallory actually named
all the cabinet members.
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That was me, Alex.
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Okay, okay. Well,
we need to work.
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Please, Mom, Dad,
do it for Mallory.
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Well, maybe for a few minutes.
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Great!
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Okay, Elyse, and uh, Jennifer,
sit over there, representing
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one team. Mallory
and Alex sit here.
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And I'll stand here.
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Uh, maybe you should
stand on the chair.
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Why?
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Because according to
my revised, revised plan,
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the moderator's
podium is elevated.
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Uh, yeah, well, look, I'm
not quite sure we're going to
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be doing it that way, Elyse.
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Why not?
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Well, there are a variety
of factors involved.
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Could you guys discuss
this later, please?
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I mean, it's getting late.
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It's very important that Mallory
get some sense of what the
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actual tournament will be
like. Okay, Dad? Go ahead.
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Okay.
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First question, in the
area of mythology.
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You're good at this. Remember,
I showed you the pictures?
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The guy with the
wings on his feet?
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I remember.
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Okay. Who was
Romulus' twin brother?
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I don't know that
one, Mom. Do you?
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Yes.
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Would you like
to share it with us?
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I'm not answering.
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I have designed six perfectly
good sets for this show, and I
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don't understand why your
father refuses to use any of them.
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Elyse, I thought you were
going to design a very simple set!
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Most of our viewers
will not have 3-D glasses!
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Mom, Mom. Dad!
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Please. We're
on television here.
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The question now goes
over to Harding High.
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Who was Romulus' twin brother?
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Uh, Uncle Remus.
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Not Uncle Remus. Just Remus.
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Well, I'll bet he was
somebody's uncle.
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I mean, if Romulus had kids,
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then Remus would be
an uncle, wouldn't he?
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I suppose he would have. Yes.
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All right, then he
was Uncle Remus.
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Maybe we practiced
enough for one day.
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Anyway, I have some other
plans we can look over, Steven.
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00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,405
Uh, actually, you can
never practice too much.
258
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:04,407
Steven!
259
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,541
Uh, okay.
260
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,611
Okay. How about
interlocking Plexiglas platforms.
261
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,145
They can be
powered hydraulically.
262
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,747
Okay, we'll talk Plexiglas.
263
00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,717
Okay, Mallory, let's
drill a little more.
264
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,285
Alex, I'm tired.
265
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,187
Just a couple more questions.
266
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:24,427
Now, what do the letters in
the acronym "SCUBA" stand for?
267
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,796
Well, it's kind of like
skin-diving, isn't it?
268
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,831
Yes. Yes, it is.
269
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,867
Now, what do the
letters stand for?
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00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,302
We've gone over this before.
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00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:37,028
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus.
272
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,979
What did you say?
273
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:49,719
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus.
274
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,642
Again?
275
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,694
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus!
276
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,696
By George, she's got it!
277
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,567
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus!
278
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,235
And who invented it?
279
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,125
Magellan.
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Five minutes to air, everybody!
281
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,246
Hi!
282
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,548
Hi!
283
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,049
You're on one of the
teams, aren't you?
284
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,283
Uh-huh, the Harding Team.
285
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,452
Great. Good luck!
286
00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:23,753
Ha-ha. Thanks.
287
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,755
Uh, we're the guys who
won the tournament last year.
288
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,056
Really? How exciting.
289
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,324
This year, we're the judges.
290
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,326
Really? Yeah.
291
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,160
I'm sort of the head judge.
292
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,729
Well, I'm the co-head judge.
293
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,531
Well, I'm the
alternate head judge.
294
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,800
Well, it's nice to meet you all.
295
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,770
I'm so nervous.
296
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,638
Uh, hey, don't
worry. You'll do fine.
297
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,073
I hope so.
298
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,208
Mallory, Mallory. I've been
looking all over for you.
299
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,544
What are you doing
talking to these clowns?
300
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,336
Alex, these clowns
are the judges.
301
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,618
Hi. How're you doing.
302
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,052
I'm Alex Keaton.
303
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,721
Nice jacket!
304
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,556
Like the tie too.
305
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,748
It'll probably be back
in style again real soon.
306
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,129
Huh.
307
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,997
Why didn't you tell me
they were the judges?
308
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,165
You didn't give me a chance.
309
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,534
Yeah, well forget it. Forget it.
310
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,868
We've got a couple minutes.
311
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,102
Let's go over a few things here.
312
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,138
Uh, have you memorized
the Greek alphabet yet?
313
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,573
No. Never mind. Never mind.
314
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,276
Name the four galaxies
closest to the Milky Way.
315
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,278
Alex, stop it! You're
making me more nervous.
316
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,912
I've been studying
as hard as I can.
317
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,248
Just leave me alone now.
318
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,882
Alex. Mallory. Come
on, take your places.
319
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,484
We're about to start.
320
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,053
Come on, girls. Get over
here and take your places.
321
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,354
Hurry up there.
322
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,356
Yeah, great.
323
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,557
Get Harding High! Fight!
324
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,359
Okay, everybody. Just relax
325
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,494
and try to forget you're on TV.
326
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,130
Make believe nobody's
watching. You'll be fine.
327
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,599
Okay, let's go. Count it Andy.
328
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,369
Five. Four. Three. Two.
329
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,136
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
330
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,073
I'm Steven Keaton the
station manager here at WKS,
331
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,975
and I'd like to welcome
you to the final round
332
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,078
of WKS High School Quiz Off.
333
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,250
Let's meet our two teams.
334
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:04,353
On my right, we
have the finest minds
335
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,222
of St. Mary's High School
336
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,658
Mary Catherine Robbins,
Mary Beth McAllister
337
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,550
and Mary Margaret Dunne.
338
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:20,302
And, uh, to my left, the top
minds of Harding High School
339
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:25,074
Grover Garver, Mallory
Keaton, and Alex Keaton.
340
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,946
Uh, our judges are the
champions from last year
341
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,815
from East High School.
342
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,251
Now let me remind you that, uh,
343
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,087
the decision of
the judges is final.
344
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:44,393
And now let us begin.
The first question...
345
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,763
It... It's easier to
answer the question
346
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,164
when you know
what the question is.
347
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,156
I'm quite certain I'll
know it, Mr. Keaton.
348
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,871
Let's begin again.
349
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,741
Who was the last U.S. President
350
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,164
to be born in a log...
351
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,245
Cabin.
352
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,347
St. Mary's.
353
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,649
James A. Garfield.
354
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,373
Correct!
355
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,688
Now...
356
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,889
Born November 19th, 1831,
357
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,091
in Cayahoga County, Ohio. Fine.
358
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,627
He was shot by
Charles J. Guiteau
359
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,395
July 2nd, 1881.
360
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,663
It was a Wednesday.
361
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,231
Very good. Mr. Guiteau
was wearing.
362
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,455
Uh, that'll be enough
Mary Margaret.
363
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,703
Okay, next question.
364
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:32,508
There's a body of water
at the tip of southern Chile,
365
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,909
that's named for the first man
366
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,744
to circumnavigate the globe.
367
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,579
What is this body of water?
368
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,115
Alex Keaton, Harding High.
369
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,849
The body... To... To the camera.
370
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,151
Right. To the camera.
371
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,108
The body of water...
372
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:52,160
Five seconds, Harding.
373
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,764
The straits of Ma-a-a
374
00:15:54,788 --> 00:16:02,004
Ma-a-a uh, Ma-a-a.
375
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,439
Uh, anyone else
376
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,940
on the Harding team?
377
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,276
Mallory Keaton.
378
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,780
Straits of Massachusetts.
379
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,218
No, no, I'm sorry.
380
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:20,022
The correct answer was
the Straits of Magellan.
381
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,346
Straits of Massachusetts
is incorrect.
382
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:29,386
Wait a minute, what's... The
judges say "close enough."
383
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:35,071
"Wait, wait, wait. I, uh,
sorry, wait a minute, that's...
384
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,306
That's the wrong answer.
385
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,474
But... But as I said before,
386
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,543
the decision of
the judges is final.
387
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,346
Uh, Harding will get
credit for that answer.
388
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:50,886
Uh, the score is tied, five-all.
389
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,888
Uh, the... The next question.
390
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,425
What is the name of the
military alliance between
391
00:16:56,449 --> 00:17:00,128
the Soviet Union and
the Eastern Bloc nations?
392
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,429
Mary Margaret of St. Mary's.
393
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:02,798
The Treaty of Moscow?
394
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,500
No, I'm sorry. The
question now goes
395
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,564
over to Harding High.
396
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,294
Alex Keaton.
397
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,411
The Wa-a-a.
398
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:19,582
Wa-a-a-a.
399
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,450
Mallory Keaton, Harding High.
400
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,151
The Warsaw Pact.
401
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,753
You're right! The correct answer
402
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,810
is The Warsaw Pact!
403
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:39,435
What is the longest suspension
bridge in the United States?
404
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,569
Grover.
405
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,204
The Verrazano Narrows Bridge.
406
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,696
Correct! Five
points for Harding!
407
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,478
Ah, the... The question was
already answered, Mallory.
408
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,714
Yes. I thought you
might like to know
409
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,849
what the 2nd longest
suspension bridge
410
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,085
in the United States is.
411
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,341
No, not really.
412
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:02,357
But...
413
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,815
But apparently the judges do.
414
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,286
The Golden Gate Bridge.
415
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,504
Now, it's all tied.
416
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:20,275
Here's another five
point bonus question.
417
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:24,813
How many bones
in the human body?
418
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,816
Uh, that... That was...
That was very close.
419
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,418
I... I don't think I
can call it. Judges?
420
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,788
Mallory.
421
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,490
Okay, Mallory.
422
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:38,961
How many bones are
in the human body?
423
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,696
206.
424
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,165
27 in each hand,
26 in each foot.
425
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,056
That's correct.
426
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,773
Now, the final question.
427
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,710
For 10 points,
428
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,246
which will decide the match.
429
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,648
Consider your answer carefully.
430
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,972
Masters and Johnson
431
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:11,727
are known for their
research in what area?
432
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,884
Mary Catherine.
433
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,602
That's correct!
434
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:24,306
St. Mary's wins 145 to 140!
435
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,974
Thank you very
much for being with us.
436
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,076
Good night, everybody.
437
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,779
Alex, Alex, are you okay?
438
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:31,947
Hey, hey Alex.
439
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:32,948
Alex, come on.
440
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:33,949
Alex!
441
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,484
Straits of Magellan!
442
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,285
Honey, are you okay?
443
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,854
Mom?
444
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:39,855
Dad? Is that you?
445
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:40,989
Yeah.
446
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,090
What happened?
447
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,158
Nothing serious.
448
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,427
You just had an
attack of stage fright.
449
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,629
Alex, you should
have seen yourself.
450
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,331
You looked like a zombie!
451
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,800
You couldn't move.
You couldn't talk.
452
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:52,868
I can't believe it.
453
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,270
This must be a nightmare.
454
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,872
It's all on video tape, Alex.
455
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,507
You can see it for yourself.
456
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,576
Alex, she's exaggerating.
457
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,477
It wasn't that bad.
458
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,079
How did the team do?
459
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,648
Well, you lost.
460
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,682
But not by much.
461
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,050
Mallory was fantastic.
462
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,919
She answered questions
in history, literature, biology.
463
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,454
You should be very proud of her.
464
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,390
We lost, huh?
465
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,091
Well, yeah, but...
But Mallory...
466
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,593
Okay, okay. If I'm not mistaken
467
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,995
we have 26 days to file a
complaint with the commissioner.
468
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,598
We can say that the captain
of the team was incapacitated...
469
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,899
Alex! It's over!
470
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,902
It can't be over, we didn't win!
471
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,336
Excuse me.
472
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,471
Mr. Keaton.
473
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,106
Uh.
474
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:35,444
My teacher said my answer to
the Crusade question is correct.
475
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,380
What's the difference,
Mary Beth, your team won.
476
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,717
We want to win by more.
477
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,621
Isn't it possible that
your teacher is wrong?
478
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,822
I don't think so.
479
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,291
She really knows her Crusades.
480
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,048
She'd like to talk to you.
481
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:02,927
Uh, I'll be right back.
482
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,613
Oh.
483
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,348
I was so ready for
this contest, Mom.
484
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,617
I knew everything
there was to know!
485
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,519
Ask me any question.
486
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,588
Why are you like this?
487
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,991
No, no, general knowledge
stuff. History, literature.
488
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:24,393
Alex, can't you see
what happened?
489
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,296
This quiz-off was
supposed to be fun!
490
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,631
Well, maybe not on this set.
491
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,367
But you turned it into
the Spanish Inquisition!
492
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:35,304
Spanish Inquisition.
1478 to 1834.
493
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,538
Pope???
494
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,173
See what you're doing?
495
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,741
I'm sorry, Mom.
496
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,243
Honey, you're pushing
yourself too hard.
497
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:45,147
There is a limit to how much a
human being can accomplish.
498
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,549
You've got to slow down.
499
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:50,051
Mom! Dad needs your help.
500
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,876
Those St. Mary's girls
really have him on the ropes.
501
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,250
Okay. Well, I will deal
with this mother to mother.
502
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,802
You don't look so good, Alex.
503
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,436
Excuse me.
504
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,138
I've been comatose
for the past 2 hours.
505
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:14,242
I didn't have a
chance to freshen up!
506
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,211
Can I talk to you for a second?
507
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,612
Sure.
508
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:20,949
On a scale of one to ten, how
obnoxious have I been to you?
509
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,350
Alex, I've tired of quizzes.
510
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:25,287
Just talk to me in normal
sentences for a change, okay?
511
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,322
Okay.
512
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,225
I guess this has been a
pretty rough week for you, huh?
513
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:32,227
Uh, it's good training.
514
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,329
If I ever have to stand
up for questioning by the
515
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,733
secret police, I'm ready.
516
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,702
I was only doing it
because I wanted our team
517
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,471
to win the contest.
518
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,839
You know, Alex,
sometimes I worry about you.
519
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,608
You take everything
so seriously.
520
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,810
You've gotta
learn to relax more.
521
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,545
Have you ever thought
of spending a few weeks
522
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,889
at a dude ranch?
523
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,084
Not really.
524
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:59,221
Well, why don't you just
kick me or something,
525
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,622
every time I get out of hand?
526
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:03,147
Every time? There wouldn't
be enough places to kick!
527
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,962
I'm sorry.
528
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:10,666
Eh. Come on,
Alex. Let's go home.
529
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,768
Oh, this has been one of
the worst days of my life.
530
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,025
Yeah.
531
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,073
Why are you smiling?
532
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,108
I knew the answers, Alex.
533
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,177
Maybe I'm smarter
than I thought.
534
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:25,814
Maybe so.
535
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,984
What was the fifth amendment
to the U.S. Constitution?
536
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,675
I'd answer that, but I have
the right to remain silent.
537
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:36,413
Not bad. Not bad.
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