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I can't believe you guys can
watch this. You look ridiculous.
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Half a million people trying
to stop a senseless war.
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You find that ridiculous?
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I'm talking about the outfits.
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I'm dying. I'm dying.
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Promise me you'll
never show these
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when my friends
are here, promise,
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or I'm leaving home right now.
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That was history in the making.
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There were people at
every state at that protest.
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What were you
protesting, good grooming?
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Mommy, you look so pretty.
Like an Indian princess.
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That's your father, dear.
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There you go. - There I am.
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You look almost
as pretty as Daddy.
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Daddy, how long ago was that?
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That was very long ago,
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in a galaxy far, far away.
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All right, who wants to
see the Peace Corps slides?
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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ Well, I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-lahhh ♪
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Ah, you're up early.
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Uh, yeah. I thought
I'd get a jump on this.
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I promised the Emersons
I'd have it in by Thursday.
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This is their dream
house project, huh?
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Yeah. What do you think?
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Well, eh... There's... There's
no door connecting this side
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of the house with
the other side.
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Well, the Emersons don't
like each other all that much.
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It's a little extreme,
though, isn't it?
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Are you kidding? I had talk
'em out of putting in a moat.
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I don't think the kids
were too impressed
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with our slide show,
last night, do you?
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No. No, I recognized that
glazed look in Alex's eye,
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same look I used to
get when my father
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talked to me about
the Depression.
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Well, I enjoyed them anyway.
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I can't believe
how young I looked.
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We all looked young.
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Yeah, but you
still look the same.
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Oh, go on. Actually,
if anything's changed,
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it's that you look
even better now.
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Oh, go on. No, I mean it.
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There's just something
wonderful about the way you look.
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I said, go on.
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Oh, God, are you two
pawing at each other again?
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I don't consider a legitimate
display of affection pawing.
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Do you know what pawing is?
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Of course I know what pawing is.
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I'm dating Richard
DeFazio, aren't I?
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Not anymore.
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You guys have been
married a long time.
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Haven't you had enough?
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I haven't, have you?
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No. Sorry.
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Ugh! Gross.
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Is this my lunch? Yeah.
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What's in it? You'll like it.
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Are there sprouts in here?
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There are no sprouts.
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Nothing alive?
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Nothing alive, nothing
healthy. Don't worry.
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Well, how do I look?
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Middle-aged.
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Dad, recent studies show
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you can predict success
by the way a person dresses.
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Alex, you're a young man.
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You shouldn't be
worried about success.
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You should be thinking
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about hopping on a tramp
steamer and going around the world.
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Or putting a pack on your back
and heading down to Mexico,
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or South America, anywhere.
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The '60s are over, Dad.
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Thanks for the tip.
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Anybody know what
the capital of Iowa is?
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Des Moines. Council Bluffs.
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That narrows that down a little.
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Actually, Jennifer,
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Iowa is the one state
that has no capital.
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So you see, it's
the responsibility
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of every American
to look after Iowa.
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I'll get it. It's for me.
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Hello.
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Yeah, just a second.
Jennifer, it's for you.
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Don't talk too long, okay?
I'm expecting an important call.
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Who are you
expecting a call from?
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Oh, no one.
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Kimberly Blanton.
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Who's Kimberly Blanton? Nobody.
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She's a superrich
chick at school
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who drives a yellow convertible
and looks like a Barbie doll.
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Alex thinks she might
be interested in him.
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What are you, the town crier?
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I have no secrets
from my father.
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Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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I'll get it. It's for me.
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Hello.
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Jennifer, it's for you.
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It's probably Chrissy again.
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She's going through
a personal crisis.
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Come on, Alex.
She's not gonna call.
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Girls like Kimberly Blanton
just don't call guys like you.
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Thank you.
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You see, he's been chasing
her for three months now,
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and he hasn't even
gotten to first base.
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- That's not true.
- Uh-huh.
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I've been chasing
her for two months,
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but we're making progress.
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We've begun a dialogue.
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The lines of
communication are open,
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which is more than I can say
for the phones in this house.
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Jennifer, you're
only 9 years old.
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How much can you
possibly have to say?
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Can you hold on
a second, Chrissy?
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Look, Alex, I may be only 9
years old but I'm a person too.
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I have a right to
speak on the telephone
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without being harassed by you.
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Get off the phone now.
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I'll call you back, okay, Chris?
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Mom, did you see that?
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No, what happened?
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Alex hit me. STEVEN: Alex.
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Jennifer.
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Okay, he really didn't hit me.
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But he wanted to.
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I could see it in his eyes.
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Just go on. Alex,
get a grip on yourself.
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If Barbie's gonna
call, she'll call...
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Her name is not Barbie,
Mom, she just looks like...
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Hello.
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May I tell him who's calling?
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Kimberly Blanton. Kimberly.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Kimberly,
I don't think he's...
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Alex P. Keaton here.
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Smooth, Alex.
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Uh, Kimberly.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Tonight?
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Just a minute, let me check.
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Kimberly's coming over
to study with me tonight.
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Is it all right if she
has dinner with us first?
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Sure, if you want her to.
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Tonight seems to
be clear, Kimberly.
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All right, very good.
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Okay, I'll see you at school.
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Goodbye.
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Woo-hoo!
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I haven't seen him this excited
since Reagan was elected.
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Hey, what are you doing?
I was listening to that.
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That's depressing,
Dad. This is an up night.
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This guy sounds
like he's in pain.
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He's supposed to be in
pain. He's a folk singer.
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Now, that's depressing.
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You know, the house
doesn't look that great.
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Well, what time is
Kimberly coming?
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Maybe we can have it
painted before she gets here.
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Tonight's the night, isn't it?
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Kimberly Blanton here
in our very own home.
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Like a dream.
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Very funny.
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She probably just wants to
check out your table manners,
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see if you know what
the small fork is for,
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that kind of stuff.
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Come here, I'll show you
what the small fork is for.
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Alex, maybe you're getting
a little carried away here.
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I mean, if Kimberly doesn't
like you or your family
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for who they are,
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maybe she isn't worth
caring about at all,
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don't you think?
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Are you gonna wear
your hair like that
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or are you gonna put it up?
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Alex, I changed my mind.
I don't wanna wear this.
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Too late.
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Too late, Jennifer.
A deal's a deal.
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I'll give you your dollar back.
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That's her.
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Okay, that's her.
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All right, everybody
just stay calm.
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Oh, small fork's
for salad, right?
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Right, and the spoon's for soup.
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Soup, right. Okay.
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Okay, just, uh, act natural.
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Hi. Sorry I had to
answer the door myself.
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Our butler's off tonight.
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Well, tell me, Kimberly, uh,
what are you studying in school?
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Oh...
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you know.
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Sounds exciting.
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Well, what Kimberly means
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is that it's the same
stuff I'm studying,
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so, you know, you're
probably familiar with it.
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So, Dad,
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do you think we may sail
around the world this summer?
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I'll be honest with you,
Alex, it doesn't look good.
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Kimberly sailed to the
south of France last summer.
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Ah. That sounds interesting.
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I've always wanted to go
there. What was that like?
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Well, it was okay.
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It's real different, though.
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But I'll tell you one thing,
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if you're ever
going to the Riviera,
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you're gonna have
a really hard time
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trying to find a
decent cheeseburger.
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Well, thanks for the warning.
We'll... We'll just take our own.
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We went away last summer too,
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to Cleveland.
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It was far away and everything.
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We got to take the bus.
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The bus?
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What do you mean?
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What my sister means
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is that, um, we went to
visit our grandmother...
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Grandmère. Um...
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We... We were gonna fly...
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There was a bum on
the bus, remember?
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Jennifer, eat your potatoes.
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Ahem. So what exactly
do you do, Mr. Keaton?
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Uh, I, uh, manage the
public television station
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here in town.
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Oh. What a cute job.
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That's the station with all
the English shows, right?
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Well, I-I wouldn't
say they're all English.
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Th-there are some.
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Yeah, I know. I've
watched it once or twice.
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But I really miss
the commercials.
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I forgot, Kimberly, what is it
that you say you're studying?
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You know.
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Just the basic
college prep courses.
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Have you decided what you're
gonna major in in college?
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Well, yeah.
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See, I really wanna dedicate
my life into helping others,
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and well, I really
wanna be a cheerleader.
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I'll get the tea.
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Oh, let me give
you a hand with that.
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Oh, thanks.
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Well, what do you think?
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Is she something else, or what?
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Gee, Mr. Emerson, I'm
sorry you're not happy
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with the placement
of your wife's bedroom,
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but that's as far
away as I could get it.
255
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,540
I mean, I did have to
stay on the property.
256
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:15,100
Well, we could try that, but it
would mean going underground.
257
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,582
Okay, give my best
to Mrs. Emerson.
258
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:21,705
Hello?
259
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,520
Trouble in paradise?
260
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,289
You know what I
can't figure out? What?
261
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,746
The Emersons have eight kids.
262
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,819
Either of you guys know
anything about polo?
263
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,899
Polo?
264
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,367
Kimberly's picking
me up any minute.
265
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:41,170
Today's the big tournament
for the Gray Cup...
266
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,372
or the Blue Cup,
some kind of cup.
267
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,908
I was hoping one of you'd
at least know the rules.
268
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,176
Polo?
269
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,800
I'll just ride the way
everybody else does.
270
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,615
Think maybe he
was switched at birth
271
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,552
and the Rockefellers
have our kid?
272
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,488
Could be. I wasn't
gonna tell you,
273
00:12:58,512 --> 00:12:59,755
but this morning I found a copy
274
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,513
of The Wall Street
Journal under his bed.
275
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,563
I just had a thought. What?
276
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,165
Alex is gonna be
gone for the whole day,
277
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,634
and Mallory's on
her way out too.
278
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:15,370
Why don't you and I go upstairs,
279
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:18,440
put on some old
Johnny Mathis albums...?
280
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,143
What about Jennifer?
She's still home.
281
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,847
Let her check into the
Holiday Inn for the weekend.
282
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,838
She is almost 10.
283
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,554
You two never stop, do you?
284
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,157
Don't you knock before you
enter someone's living room?
285
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,624
Don't you two have
any self-control?
286
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,782
I mean, it's not even lunchtime.
287
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,964
I won't be home for
dinner. There's gonna be
288
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,066
a little party after
the polo game.
289
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,068
The polo match, you clod.
290
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:49,071
I can't believe what
I have to put up with.
291
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,706
Where is the party gonna be?
292
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,641
Oh, it's over at the
Carlton Country Club.
293
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,045
Alex, the Carlton
is a restricted club.
294
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,247
Oh, that's all right, I'll
be with the Blantons.
295
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,748
You know, it's really
neat over there.
296
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,284
They got an indoor pool,
you can eat on the terrace,
297
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,852
and if you get a phone call,
298
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:06,455
they bring the phone
right to your table.
299
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,979
That'll come in handy for you
in case Eliot Janeway calls.
300
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,330
What you father means is that...
301
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,865
The... The Carlton Country Club
302
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,867
doesn't have any members
that are black, or Jewish,
303
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,536
or Hispanic or any other group
304
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,938
that didn't come
over on the Mayflower.
305
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:27,109
I just wanna go to a party, Mom.
I don't wanna change the world.
306
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,681
Bye.
307
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,053
Hello, is this the
Carlton Country Club?
308
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,756
Uh, listen my name
is Steven Keaton...
309
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,025
Uh, no, I'm not a member.
310
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,516
Yes, I can hold.
311
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,132
Hi, I-I'm trying to locate
my son, Alex Keaton.
312
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,134
He's with the Blanton party.
313
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,758
N-no, Alex is not
a member either.
314
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,929
Yes, I can hold.
315
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,376
Okay, well, listen.
316
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,444
Uh, that's what I
thought it was too.
317
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,914
I'll try it out on the
highway and let you know.
318
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:08,251
Okay, thanks a lot.
Heh-heh! Who was that?
319
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,053
Uh, one of the mechanics
over at the Volvo place.
320
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,176
Ah, which one?
321
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,556
Sven.
322
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,292
You have Sven's home number?
323
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,227
H-he was at the shop.
324
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,628
I'm thinking of maybe
325
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,298
taking the car in for
him to have a look at it.
326
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,565
Steven, it's quarter of 10.
327
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,302
Well, you get a discount
if you bring it in at night.
328
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,603
You know how the Swedes
are, they're used to working late.
329
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:31,140
Land of the Midnight
Sun and all that.
330
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,409
Norway is Land of
the Midnight Sun.
331
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,844
Well, they sure fooled Sven.
332
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,868
I'd better get down
there and tell him.
333
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,038
Okay.
334
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,253
That wasn't really Sven.
335
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,989
You're kidding. I was
trying to reach Alex.
336
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,925
There was something
I wanted to tell him.
337
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,559
Well, can't this wait
till he comes home?
338
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,962
That's what I wanted to
tell him, to come home now.
339
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,131
It's driving me crazy that
he's over there, Elyse.
340
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,900
Steven, I don't like it
any more than you do,
341
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,134
but Alex is Alex.
342
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,370
He sees things
differently than we do.
343
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,704
I know he does.
344
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,807
And I admit, up to now
some of it's been cute.
345
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:09,611
I didn't mind the pop quiz
on wines the other night.
346
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,314
And if he wants to have a poster
of William Buckley over his bed,
347
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,649
that's his own business.
348
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,451
But we have to draw
the line somewhere,
349
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:21,078
and I think a restricted club
is a good place to draw it.
350
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,698
Kimberly tells me
you're quite a sailor, Alex.
351
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,168
Uh, well, I'm okay.
352
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,936
You know I'm no Popeye.
353
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,504
Ah.
354
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,968
What's your
favorite kind of craft?
355
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,665
Woodworking.
356
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,894
Dad.
357
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,863
Excuse me, I...
358
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,531
I'm sorry to disturb you.
359
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,234
Everything's all right, ha-ha.
360
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,292
I'd just like... Can I speak
to you for a second, Alex?
361
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,640
Uh, hello, Kimberly. Hee-hee!
362
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,209
Hello, Mr. Keaton.
363
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,444
May I introduce my parents? Dad.
364
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,612
Steve Keaton.
365
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,414
Preston Blanton.
366
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,648
My wife Emily.
367
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,718
How do you do?
I'm fine, thank you.
368
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,587
There, uh, isn't any
trouble, is there?
369
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,422
No. No.
370
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,659
It's just that I forgot
to tell Alex something.
371
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,462
Won't you sit down for
a moment, Mr. Keaton?
372
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,197
No, really, I can't
stay, thank you.
373
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,599
Roger, bring a
chair for Mr. Keaton.
374
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,999
That's okay,
Roger. Don't bother.
375
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,569
Just for a moment, uh,
go ahead, bring it, Roger.
376
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,193
R-Roger, don't.
377
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,811
O-o-okay, you can
bring me a chair.
378
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,846
Excuse us for a minute.
379
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,304
Excuse me.
380
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,252
What's going on, Dad?
381
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,954
Alex, I want you to
come home with me now.
382
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,155
Not so loud.
383
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,290
I'm sorry. This
place makes me mad
384
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,093
and when I'm mad, I'm loud.
385
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,662
Now, come on. Let's go. I
don't wanna make a scene.
386
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,531
I think it's a little
too late for that.
387
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,467
I was hoping that
you'd come to it yourself.
388
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,967
But obviously, you
don't understand
389
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,270
the moral ramifications
of your being here.
390
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,539
Oh, Dad, will you just stop it?
391
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,942
Don't you understand
what this place stands for?
392
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:23,145
It's... It's elitist. It's...
It... It's exclusionary.
393
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:26,048
It... Boy, these things
are great. What are they?
394
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,183
Rumaki, sir.
395
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,173
Are there any without liver?
396
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,422
Bunny hop.
397
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,724
Oh, Alex. Come on.
398
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,848
Don't hop away when
I'm talking to you.
399
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,862
I guess the Parent
of the Year award
400
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,031
is pretty much out the window.
401
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,967
Well, I wouldn't say
you're the top contender,
402
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,401
but who knows?
403
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,525
I made a big mistake
tonight, didn't I?
404
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,675
What are you guys
doing down here?
405
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,811
It's too hard to eavesdrop
from the top of the stairs.
406
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,646
Why is Alex mad at you, Dad?
407
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,982
Well, Dad went a
little crazy tonight,
408
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,985
and I really hurt your
brother's feelings.
409
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,920
You mean you had a little attack
410
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,788
where you can't control yourself
411
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,890
and you say things
you didn't wanna say?
412
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:09,946
Yeah.
413
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,583
I get those a lot.
414
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,398
Stay away from the
Carlton Country Club.
415
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,188
I will.
416
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,904
I'd like to talk to
you, Dad, okay?
417
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,705
Okay, girls. Let's go up.
418
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,973
Go ahead, Mom.
419
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,531
We'll meet you up there.
420
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,978
Nice try, kid.
421
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,702
It was worth a shot anyway.
422
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,285
Before you say anything, Alex,
423
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,988
I just want you
to know I'm sorry.
424
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,590
Dad, before you
say anything more,
425
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,759
I just want you to know
that that's not enough.
426
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,483
I'll write notes of apology to
the Blantons and to Kimberly.
427
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,031
What'd you tell 'em, anyway?
428
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,566
I told them the truth.
429
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,966
That you were my
Dad's twin brother
430
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,690
and you escaped from a home.
431
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,729
Thanks for covering for me.
432
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,110
You really humiliated me, Dad.
433
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,312
I mean, how could you do that?
434
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,414
Alex, it's hard to
know when to interfere
435
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,183
and when to let
you go on your own.
436
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,585
When you were
little, it was easy.
437
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,620
Take the poison and
put it on a high shelf,
438
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,855
give you a safe place to play
439
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,492
and make sure you don't
tumble down the stairs.
440
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,360
A-as you get
older, it gets harder.
441
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:24,099
The line between protecting
and interfering can get blurry.
442
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,768
I tripped over it tonight,
as you may have noticed.
443
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,538
Well, you were really
something out there.
444
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,007
You know, it's funny, my
father, your Grandpa Jake,
445
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:36,045
was a very unemotional
man, very distant,
446
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,681
very proper. He was so proper...
447
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,283
I didn't know he cared.
448
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,586
He didn't show it.
449
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,188
I guess I overreact
because he didn't react at all.
450
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,589
You understand?
451
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,724
Yeah, I... I guess.
452
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,060
Look, Alex,
453
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,628
I was wrong to go
over there like that,
454
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,162
but I hope you understand why
455
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:58,267
I felt so strongly about your
being at a restricted club.
456
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,969
I do, Dad.
457
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:02,037
But I'm 17 years old.
458
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,773
And when I see Kimberly Blanton
in a strapless evening gown,
459
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,364
I don't look past her
for the Bill of Rights.
460
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,546
Alex... I was 17 myself once.
461
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,316
But I had principles.
I had beliefs.
462
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,684
I...
463
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:20,221
Well, now that you mention it,
464
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:24,793
I do recall working for Nixon
for a couple of weeks in 1960.
465
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,895
Richard Nixon?
466
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,163
You see...
467
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,199
th-there was this
young Republican,
468
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:34,102
Sandra Futterman.
469
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,227
A real Fascist, but she
wore it well, you know?
470
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,508
I...
471
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,279
I mean, S-Sandra was...
472
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,849
W-w-well, sh-she had a...
473
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,617
There... There was
a way she could...
474
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,141
Heh-heh! I get the point, Dad.
475
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,357
I love you, Alex, very much.
476
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,593
Sometimes it overwhelms me
477
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,027
and I make
mistakes, like tonight.
478
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:02,097
I know there are other
fathers who are more in control,
479
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,834
more reserved, more adult,
480
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,559
but there are none who love
their sons more than I love you.
481
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,907
I know you do, Dad.
482
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,875
I mean, that's the crazy part.
483
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,844
Even when we were out
there bunny hopping tonight,
484
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,969
mad as I was... And
I was hopping mad.
485
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:24,620
I knew.
486
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,387
Good.
487
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:27,989
But I'm not you, Dad.
488
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,258
I mean, we're two different
and separate people.
489
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:31,915
I know that.
490
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:39,242
Think this kind of thing
is gonna happen again?
491
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,103
I don't know.
492
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,639
We're both getting older.
493
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:46,263
One of us is bound to
grow up sooner or later.
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