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[loud thudding on-screen]
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[roaring]
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[all cheering]
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[narrator]
The age of dinosaurs was over.
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-Aw!
-Fiddlesticks!
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[narrator] 20,000 years ago,
Ice Age humans lived
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under constant threat
from deadly predators.
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[growling on-screen]
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Freezing temperatures.
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[wind whistling]
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And smells.
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[all sniffing]
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[all gasp]
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Primordial!
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For our ancestors, survival
required constant vigilance.
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Even the slightest distraction
could prove deadly.
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What do you mean I have
to take the toys off our lawn?
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I didn't even know we had
a homeowner's association.
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In our modern world,
true danger is rare.
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Yet, our Ice Age instincts
remain... ever on high alert.
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Fine. I'll pick up the toys
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when you take
your Christmas decorations down,
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i.e. never!
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Marge, the children are trying
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to learn facts
about the Ice Age.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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As if the distant past
has anything to do with us.
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[grunts]
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[speaking caveman language]
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[stomach growling]
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[hissing]
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[prolonged shouting]
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[munching]
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There is literally nothing
to eat here.
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You know, there are
some children in this world
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-who don't have enough--
-Bored!
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Bart, incredible news!
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You know how my dad got a job
at the sports arena?
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They were changing the floor,
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and he got trapped
between the hockey ice
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and the basketball court
for two days.
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[Kirk] Okay, that's
a double dribble. I felt it!
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When he agreed not to sue,
they gave him four tickets
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to see Violencia Gigante
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-in concert!
-Oh, my God!
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Do you think they'll do one
of their songs about drugs?
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Hey, as long as they do the one
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about drowning guys
in prison toilets.
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[both]
"Baño Muerte"!
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So can I go to the concert?
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I don't know.
You're awfully young.
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What if you get jostled?
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Yes, I'm young,
but I'm responsible.
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Really?
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Bart, save yourself.
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Okay.
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You got to let me go
to the show!
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They rap in Spanish.
It's educational!
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Say, Mom, to inform
your parenting choices,
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why don't you listen
to one of their songs?
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Great idea, sis.
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[man rapping in Spanish
over instrumental beat]
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[man trilling, grunting]
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Well, it can't be
that offensive.
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He barely says anything.
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Ha! He's playing
the clean version.
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Here's the original.
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And the translation
of the lyrics.
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She doesn't need
to hear and see that!
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Oh, my. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God! ¡Dios mío!
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There's no way
you're going to that concert.
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I forbid it!
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Why did you sell me out?
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Great question.
Why'd I do it,
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Mutilated Malibu Stacey
with melted-on dog toy for head?
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[gulps]
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-[phone buzzes]
-Van Houten residence.
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Breadwinner speaking.
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Luann. Just the young woman
I wanted to talk to.
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I was really hoping
you could convince my mom
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that it's okay for me to go
to this concert with Milhouse.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bart.
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There must have been
a misunderstanding.
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You're not invited.
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But Milhouse said I was.
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That was before
you coerced my son
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into misbehaving
on his field trip.
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But you don't understand.
I really want to go.
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My parenting group workshopped
the most compassionate way
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for me to phrase this.
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Bart, you're a bad friend,
and you're beyond hope.
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Be well.
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[groans softly]
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[low growling, sniffing]
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-[growls]
-[yelps]
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[distant yell]
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-[growling]
-[whimpering]
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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[whimpering]
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Luann said what to you?!
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That I'm a bad friend,
and I'm beyond hope.
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[growls]
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[panting]
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How dare she!
After all the times
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we've let her--
I'm just gonna say it--
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dweeb of a son dweeb it up
in our house.
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Always making me
watch him moonwalk,
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and if I don't clap,
he hides in the bathroom.
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No one uninvites my son
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to the concert
he's not allowed to go to.
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Get up! You and I are going
to go have a little chat
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with the Van Houtens.
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Ask your father
to come watch the kids.
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[wind howling]
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[stomachs gurgling]
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[singing in caveman language]
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[thudding]
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[knocking]
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Took you long enough.
What did you do, crawl here?
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I had to walk... in the rain.
Ooh!
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Yeah, yeah, you're a real hero.
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Did you think for one second how
your words would make Bart feel?
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Everything I said was true,
Marge.
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Hoo, boy.
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-Was it?
-Oh, here we go.
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You know how Bart is.
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No. I don't.
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Why don't you tell me
how my son is?
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Oh, man.
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It is so on.
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Bart and Milhouse have had
their issues in the past,
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but we all thought
Bart would get better.
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He's getting worse, Marge.
It's just a fact.
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Did you hear that, Homer?
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Our son is getting worse.
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That's so good to know.
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Um, if I could just turn
the heat down a little bit here.
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I think what Luann is trying
to say, Marge,
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is that nobody thinks
that you're a bad mother.
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Bad... mother?!
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Marge is the greatest mother
on Earth.
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She mothers circles
around you freaky,
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attachment parenting,
co-sleeping, co-bathing psychos!
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Let's go.
It's clear these people have
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an all-consuming vendetta
against our son.
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I need you to buy Bart
four concert tickets.
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On the floor, first ten rows.
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I don't care how much they cost.
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I... I thought
you didn't want Bart to go?
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If that woman wants a fight,
she's going to get one.
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[distant howling]
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[growls]
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[Homer]
Nothing. Still nothing.
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Nope. Nada.
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N-Nope.
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Did you find amazing seats
for Bart?
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Not yet.
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And I'm checking Stub Dork,
Seat Dweeb,
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Ticket Chump, Venue Idiot--
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Don't give up, or our son dies!
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Socially, amongst his peers.
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[grunting]
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[breathing heavily]
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Row 30. Not good enough.
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Nothing. Still nothing.
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Finger cramping.
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Pain moderate, but...
worth mentioning.
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[panting]
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[grunts, yells]
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[phone chimes]
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[Homer yelling over phone]
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You got the tickets!
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It's a VIP package
with admission
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-to the Front Row Club.
-[gasps]
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Look. Here's a video of the
Beckham kids throwing up in it.
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Ooh, Homer, you actually did it!
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Bart is saved!
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[kissing]
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[moaning playfully]
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So I figure before the concert,
we'll pre-game at my pad.
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Take some edibles--
Goldfish, pretzel nubs.
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-All right!
-Fire!
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So dope.
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Looking forward
to the big show, guys?
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Good for you.
Hey, if I can see your seats
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from where I'm sitting--
the Front Row Club--
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I'll shoot you a wave.
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The Front Row Club?!
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That's a perk usually reserved
for industry insiders.
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I wanted to ask you three
to come with,
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but I'm sure you'd say "no."
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You're doing the right thing,
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sticking
with your buddy Milhouse.
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It's hard, but that's how
you build character.
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No! You guys can't bail just
'cause he has way better seats.
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Milhouse, don't feel bad
about the bailing.
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Just feel happy
that for a few days,
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I pretended to like you
for your tickets.
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I'll take my "haw-haw" now.
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[humming]
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Mom, are you okay?
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I'm better than okay.
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I spent money we don't have
to show who's the better mother.
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Love it. Why don't you do
something for me?
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Take a deep breath in.
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[inhales deeply]
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[growling]
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Oh, boy.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Mom, your primitive brain
is running the show right now.
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One of your "cubs," if you will,
has been threatened,
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but in a 21st-century
sort of way.
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In response, your body
has entered a state of arousal
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called "fight-or-flight."
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I'm not in a state.
These are my calm veins.
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Remember, you have access
to higher brain function.
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So, breathe in
the expensive candle...
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-[both inhale]
-...exhale the tension.
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[both exhale]
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There is no threat.
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Your cubs are safe.
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Smell the
"Fresh Morning Airport"?
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Ew.
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Mmm, there's no threat.
Bart is okay.
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That's right.
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No need to fight or flee.
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No threat.
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[gasps]
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No threat at all.
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[laughs nervously]
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[Peyton]
We have a motion
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from a concerned parent
to ban all books
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about "fallen women"
from the library.
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So, motion denied.
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I'm pulling my boy
from this school.
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It didn't have to go down
like this.
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[thudding echoes]
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I move to dismiss Marge Simpson
from this board
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-for bullying my son.
-[people gasping]
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[panting]
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[wolf growling]
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[whimpering]
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[snarling]
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[growling]
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Bullying?
You want to talk about bullying?
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She went out of her way
to make my son feel excluded,
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less than and othered.
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[people gasping]
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That's the worst thing there be.
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[roaring]
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[whimpers]
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[growling]
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Look at what her son did
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to the third-grade production
of West Side Story.
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[people gasping]
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That's the kind of behavior
you learn in the home.
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[roaring]
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You're criticizing my home?
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You ever been
to her dusty house?
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00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,940
You think nature
abhors a vacuum?
262
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,080
Look up the word "no," Marge.
263
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,850
Trust me,
it can do wonders with children.
264
00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:16,700
Well, you could learn
how to say yes, to a lice comb.
265
00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:19,450
She grocery-shops
at the Kwik-E-Mart.
266
00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:22,190
Swedish Fish are not a protein.
267
00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:24,930
At least Bart likes my lunches.
268
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,970
Milhouse is the most frequent
lunch trader in the cafeteria.
269
00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:32,750
That is a lie.
270
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,860
I pack an extra lunch
for Milhouse
271
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:39,070
because I feel sorry for him.
272
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,740
[roaring]
273
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:42,880
[growls]
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00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,190
[both straining]
275
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,730
[snarling]
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00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:54,520
Okay, a lot of big feelings.
277
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,490
I do love mess.
278
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,830
This isn't over.
279
00:13:57,890 --> 00:14:01,300
Not by a long shot, sister.
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00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,320
[horns honking]
281
00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:34,440
Oh, my God,
look who Milhouse had to bring.
282
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,510
Kindergartners.
283
00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:38,250
[cries]
284
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,790
You said we were going
to see Cocomelon.
285
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,730
[tires squeal]
286
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,040
[wind whistling]
287
00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:54,500
Evening, ma'am.
What brings you here?
288
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,800
Parking, I bet.
289
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,570
We're in the Front Row Club.
290
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,050
I believe parking is included?
291
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,190
Oh, we don't accept
paper tickets.
292
00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,930
-You have to use the app.
-What app?
293
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
The app it says
you're required to use,
294
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:11,180
right here on this piece
of paper that is not a ticket.
295
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,450
Homer, the moustache man
who has every job
296
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,460
says we need the app you used
to buy the tickets.
297
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:19,770
Oh, I deleted that app
the second I printed them out.
298
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,210
Can I download the app?
299
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,150
Well, you'll need his password.
300
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,360
Oh, it's in my password wallet.
301
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,160
But I deleted that, too.
302
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,170
Why do you keep deleting apps?
303
00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:31,240
I like the way
they jiggle in fear
304
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:34,450
right before you drop
the hammer.
305
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,770
[Kirk] Come on, Home-slice,
it's your pick.
306
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,910
Are you with Kirk?
307
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:46,450
Um, well, it's our
fantasy football draft.
308
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,790
After everything those people
have done to Bart?
309
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,770
[gasps]
Traitor!
310
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,540
-You are dead to me.
-[beeps]
311
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,190
[snarls]
312
00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:03,640
[cries out]
313
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:05,040
[shouting]
314
00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,980
[groaning]
315
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,000
[yells]
316
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,670
[snarls]
317
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:29,880
Pull forward and turn
your car around, pally.
318
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,320
Aww, you can't get in?
Well, don't worry.
319
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:36,000
We'll post pics so Bart can see
all the fun he's missing.
320
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:38,270
[snarls]
321
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,650
[growls]
322
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:42,050
[tires screech]
323
00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:49,610
[all screaming]
324
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,650
-Have you lost your mind?
-I'm going to save you.
325
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,660
How is this saving me?
326
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,360
[snarling]
327
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,420
[snarling]
328
00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:10,810
[all screaming]
329
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,120
[tires screeching]
330
00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:18,260
Follow me.
331
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:35,180
[yelling, grunts]
332
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,400
[all scream]
333
00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,180
Tickets, please.
334
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,730
Some of these people
are carrying outside food.
335
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,570
Outside food! Outside food!
336
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:07,880
[screams]
337
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,720
[thunder crashes]
338
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:16,740
[growls]
339
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,740
[thunder crashes]
340
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,930
We're either leaving here
in $50 T-shirts or handcuffs.
341
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:30,240
Perhaps a third course of action
will present itself? [screams]
342
00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,910
[Marge]
Look, guys, we made it.
343
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,580
The Front Row Club!
344
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,090
Maybe you should take us home.
345
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:47,430
I don't think anybody's that
psyched for the concert anymore.
346
00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:50,170
Go home? And let Luann win?
347
00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:53,180
Why don't you ask that lady
what she thinks?
348
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,820
[groans]
349
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,450
Now you know
what we're all thinking.
350
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,900
Not me. I'm cool with you.
351
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,810
Oh, sweetie, I'm so, so sorry.
352
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,680
I've just been feeling
the whole range of emotions:
353
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:08,420
anger, rage, fury, even miffed.
354
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:11,230
But I swear,
it was all because I never want
355
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,980
anything bad
to ever happen to you.
356
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,450
I can handle bad.
357
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:18,250
I can't handle losing
the one good parent I've got.
358
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:19,960
Mm.
359
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,670
[thunder crashes]
360
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:25,880
[snarling]
361
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,580
[wolf whimpering]
362
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:39,680
[yells]
363
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,660
[panting]
364
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,880
Why couldn't you just
let me invite Bart?
365
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:02,090
Oh, honey, but think
of how jealous and miserable
366
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,360
he must be right now.
367
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:06,430
-Isn't that satisfying?
-It mostly isn't.
368
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,440
I know Bart's a bad influence,
369
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:11,920
but he's the only kid
who wants to influence me.
370
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,190
He's all I got.
371
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:16,060
The Front Row Club
won't be much fun
372
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,770
without Bart's best friend.
373
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,730
[wolf sniffing]
374
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,140
[snaps fingers]
375
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:42,310
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