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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:20,041 "Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime." 4 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,208 From the movie The King of Comedy. 5 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:33,750 What if your passions determined your life? 6 00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:36,208 If you were passionate enough, 7 00:00:36,291 --> 00:00:37,958 like in your favorite movie, 8 00:00:38,041 --> 00:00:41,875 that you could fall in love with a stranger just by seeing their photo. 9 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:51,750 If you fall in love deeply enough, you could have a life like in the movies. 10 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:56,375 But instead of a rom-com, it could be a horror movie. 11 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:28,625 Surprise! 12 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:33,291 -Who are you? -Who is he? 13 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:37,333 I better tell you the story from the beginning. 14 00:01:37,416 --> 00:01:41,416 TOO MUCH LOVE 15 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:51,375 I sent the kid to buy a family movie, and you gave him The Valley of the Wolves. 16 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:53,958 Who's the lead in The Valley of the Wolves? 17 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,041 Necati Şaşmaz. 18 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:58,541 Who wrote it? Raci Şaşmaz. Who directed it? Zübeyir Şaşmaz. 19 00:01:58,625 --> 00:02:00,833 It's a family movie. Şaşmaz family. 20 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:03,416 -For God's sake! -Enjoy! 21 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,166 It's illegal to sell pirated movies. 22 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:10,875 You should be nice to people. You never sell what they want. 23 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:12,875 They'll report us one day. 24 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:15,541 Selling pirated stuff, you can't please everyone. 25 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:19,416 A guy bought a Nuri Bilge Ceylan movie. Complained that the DVD freezes. 26 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:23,083 That's the pace of his movies! What can I do about that? 27 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:24,916 Coşkun, I have two degrees. 28 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:28,375 If I get caught, it'll ruin my record and me! 29 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,291 This is the job you got for us? 30 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:33,833 I get to see a lot of movies and get to know the industry. 31 00:02:33,916 --> 00:02:35,958 And there are no cops here. Chill. 32 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:40,375 That's what you think, my naive brother. Look, those are definitely cops. 33 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:44,583 That one pretends to sell simit. And that one is a fake teacher. 34 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:46,958 Wait. A teacher, at this hour? 35 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,458 He's unemployed. Makes it more believable. 36 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:52,041 Take your diplomas, fuck off and go home. 37 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:54,375 For God's sake. 38 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:10,333 -We've got DVDs. -Keep an eye on this. I'll be back. 39 00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:13,166 Coşkun, where are you going, man? 40 00:03:13,791 --> 00:03:17,375 As soon as I saw her, I knew I was going to marry her. 41 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,666 She was such a lady. 42 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:23,083 Here you go. 43 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:28,166 So, got a good look inside out? Do I have any cysts? 44 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,208 Excuse me? 45 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:32,750 You're lucky you're a kid. I'd kick your ass otherwise. 46 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:33,833 A kid? 47 00:03:33,916 --> 00:03:38,708 -Ayla, is he bothering you? -No, Dad. He's a kid anyway. Let's go. 48 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,500 Wait! Stop! 49 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:54,083 Look at him make a run with that gigantic ass of his. 50 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,375 -Odd or even? -Get the fuck off! 51 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,000 What the heck? Asshole. 52 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:15,916 -You came here? It's worse than prison. -You crazy? We live here! 53 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,375 This is not living. This is surviving. 54 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:20,875 Look how smug he is. 55 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,458 No! Don't! 56 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,625 Told you not to smoke at home! 57 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:32,375 You saw the girl? Wasn't she great? 58 00:04:32,458 --> 00:04:36,166 What are we gonna do now? We can't go back there again. 59 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,791 -Cops know where we work. -I need to meet her. 60 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:42,166 Coşkun, won't you ever make me proud? 61 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,000 -Bro? -Yes? 62 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:48,250 -I need to meet her. -Stay away from that girl. 63 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:51,458 That girl? You know her? 64 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:57,125 Ayla, daughter of an army officer. Works at a stunt agency. 65 00:04:57,625 --> 00:05:01,291 And she's older than you. Don't get us into trouble, please. 66 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:07,750 -Which agency was it? -Coşkun, didn't you hear what I said? 67 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:11,625 Her father is a retired army officer. He's a soldier. A soldier! 68 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:14,208 So? I'm not planning to invade any land. 69 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:19,041 You already got us into this piracy thing. We've spent all our money on this. 70 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:21,291 Bro, please tell me more about Ayla. 71 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:27,708 Oh, my good-willed nature! Oh, my bleeding heart! 72 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:30,750 Why do I always fall for your shenanigans? 73 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:34,333 Fine, just the name of the agency. I'll handle the rest. 74 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:36,791 Fuck your cigarettes and your movies! 75 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:40,458 We have 5,000 movies at home, but we have no food, you mutt! 76 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,125 You never value my ideas. 77 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:47,291 Why do you always vilify my girlfriends? 78 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:50,416 Why don't you want me to have a relationship? 79 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:55,791 I am your wife! We are lawfully wedded! Why would I support your girlfriends? 80 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:59,791 You've gone insane. You've lost it. God damn you! 81 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:02,500 -Calm down! -Move! Don't stand in my way! 82 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:06,541 Don't I deserve to have a happy home in this lifetime? 83 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:10,166 I want to become a father too! 84 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:13,875 Dad, you're our father already. Mine and Coşkun's. 85 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:17,625 But I didn't do a good job raising you two. 86 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:20,208 You didn't raise us. We raised ourselves. 87 00:06:20,291 --> 00:06:24,041 See, you always take your mother's side! 88 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:29,250 Have some respect for love. Have some respect for love, you fuckers! 89 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:32,583 -Is he still talking? You jerk! -Respect, you assholes! 90 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:35,500 Coşkun, you take care of Mom. I'll follow Dad. 91 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:40,041 -Bro, which agency does Ayla work at? -Enough with Ayla! 92 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:41,541 Dad! 93 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:50,791 I always get looked over because I have no pull. 94 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,333 Charlie! I auditioned for that too. 95 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:57,375 I deserved that role, but the monkey got it. 96 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:01,375 -The monkey had pull? -Yes, the producer was a Darwinist. 97 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:06,125 -Believe me-- -Oh! What a coincidence! 98 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:11,875 -Perv. What are you doing here? -I'm an aspiring comic/actor/writer. 99 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:17,291 -Came to apply for a job. You work here? -Yes, but this is a stunt agency. 100 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:21,375 We only have daily, temporary gigs. It's not acting. It's labor. 101 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:24,875 -You okay with that? -Sure. I gotta start somewhere, right? 102 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:28,875 -You like movies? -Yeah, I have 5,000 movies at home. 103 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,500 Yes, sir? Okay. 104 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:35,916 What do you need? Turn around. 105 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:37,666 Yes. 106 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,375 Okay, I'll let you know. 107 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:47,291 -Congratulations. You'll be a hero. -A hero? Which hero? 108 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:51,916 Guys, are you still not ready? Hurry up. The director is waiting. 109 00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:54,541 Which hero am I? 110 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:57,750 Can't you see? You're Tanjuhan and this is the wolf. 111 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:02,125 -I'm totally okay with this. -Come on. Hurry up. 112 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:03,666 Fuck off, man! 113 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:12,083 What the hell? My ass shows when I kick. 114 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:15,416 Wow, the skirt looks good on you. 115 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:19,500 Ayla, you're checking me out. It's disturbing. Feels like harassment. 116 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,583 Now you see how I felt? 117 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:25,500 Go downstairs. The shoot is gonna start. Go. 118 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:31,416 God, what kind of test is this? 119 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:35,416 You mutt! 120 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,708 Hit harder for realism. 121 00:08:37,791 --> 00:08:39,916 Take this! 122 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,833 For fuck's sake! My parents didn't beat me this hard. 123 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,416 Cut! 124 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:47,208 What are you doing? Tanjuhan doesn't swear! 125 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:50,125 This is set in Central Asia. He hits me Ottoman style. 126 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,375 Take a lunch break. 127 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:54,458 It's time for a lunch break! 128 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:56,750 Pass some ointment to the actor. 129 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,208 It's my right cheek. 130 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,208 Hope it didn't hurt too much. 131 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:14,875 -Hi, Ali. -Welcome. 132 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:16,791 -Two meatball sandwiches. -Sure. 133 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,250 -Ayla, let me. -No, you're younger. 134 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:25,000 -By three years, eight months, four days. -Oh, you've done your research! 135 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:27,375 Found out my age. 136 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,291 Extra pickles, please. 137 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,958 Go sit over there. 138 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:34,833 So? 139 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:39,333 What else does our comic/actor/writer do? 140 00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:40,916 I already have a plan. 141 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:45,041 I'll become a famous comic. Then I'll make movies. 142 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:48,541 You'll be in them, of course. I wouldn't have it otherwise. 143 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:52,375 How do you know that's what I want? 144 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:57,208 Maybe I just wanna get married, have kids, and become a housewife? 145 00:09:57,833 --> 00:10:00,833 I haven't even watched a single movie all my life. 146 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:03,250 I do this for the money. 147 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:07,416 -Having a family is what matters to me. -Okay, no problem. 148 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:11,291 I become a famous comic, make movies, marry you, 149 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,291 you bring the kids to the premiere. 150 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:16,375 you bring the kids to the premiere. 151 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:24,041 -Love can make you do anything. -But you love way too many things. 152 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,375 Ayla, food is ready! 153 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:28,000 Come on, guys! 154 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:37,916 Mom? What are you doing? Huh? 155 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:51,000 She keeps watching movies so our money doesn't go down the drain. 156 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:54,041 I'll take care of it. Let it go. 157 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:58,291 -She's dead. -Look at you. You're just like Dad. 158 00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:01,208 Watch your mouth! You are just like Dad! 159 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,750 You're acting just like him. 160 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,250 Chasing dreams even though you're broke, 161 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,291 pushing the family down a cliff, 162 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:11,541 then jumping off elsewhere as we all fall. 163 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,583 You failed the civil servant exam three times! 164 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:17,666 I passed the exam. They failed me during interviews. 165 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:18,875 What can I do? 166 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:21,708 They fail you because you're annoying like Dad. 167 00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,041 You're just like him! 168 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,541 -You're just like him! -No, you! 169 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,416 You bitches! Bitches! 170 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,166 What are you fighting about? Huh? 171 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:36,625 -About who is more like you, Dad. -Okay, continue. 172 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:40,458 -You're basically his copy. I'm not. -Look how similar you act. 173 00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:42,083 You always act like that. 174 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,583 Shush, listen to me. 175 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:51,208 As my biological sons, both of you are 90% me. 176 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:55,750 It's a scientific fact. 177 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:59,208 I've had enough. I'm gonna move out. 178 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:02,875 I'll change my surname. I'll relinquish my genes. 179 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:06,750 Let me get that homemade raki. Got it from Antakya. A good one. 180 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:10,958 -Did you go to the employment agency? -Yeah, I did. 181 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:14,583 But it said "No Business, No Entry" at the door. 182 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,166 So I came back. 183 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:37,875 Can I put this up? My son has been missing for a week. 184 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,000 Mom? What are you doing here? 185 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:43,208 -God damn you! -But, Mom… 186 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:46,375 -God damn you! We're going! -Mom! 187 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,458 Go. 188 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,041 CIVIL SERVANT EXAM RESULTS 189 00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:04,333 I got 97! Sorry. 190 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,625 I scored 97. 191 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:12,750 Man, can you check my results too? 192 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,583 Of course, man. 193 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:18,125 After waiting for so long, you must be excited to find out. 194 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,750 Of course, man. 195 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,041 -Oh, no… -What? 196 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,333 You got 50. 197 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,041 -Fifty? -You didn't prepare? 198 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,458 But I memorized all the answers before the exam. 199 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,583 Must have marked them wrong. 200 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:39,125 My uncle always says I'm either a genius or an idiot. 201 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,166 How did you even get a hold of the questions? 202 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,208 You know, my uncle… 203 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:05,375 This is acting? He fucks everyone in the palace. 204 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:08,875 We get beaten, he has sex. Why not use a stunt double here? 205 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,500 -Fuck off! -Cut! 206 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:16,333 Keep the costumes. Bring them with you tomorrow. 207 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:19,583 What? Wanna fuck us too? 208 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,000 -Ayla! -One second. 209 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,708 Guys, this is important… 210 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:31,750 Hi, you're an actor too? 211 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:35,041 I'm a musician, you ignorant jerk. Leave me alone. 212 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,375 -Ayla! -Wait a second, Coşkun. 213 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,875 Infinity, come here. 214 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,666 That's ridiculous! 215 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,500 Why are you always here? 216 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,375 The agency will handle that. You guys can get on the shuttles. 217 00:14:57,166 --> 00:15:00,166 -Where is that dude? "Inskinity?" -Infinity. 218 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,291 He's not a bad guy. He's pretty cool. 219 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,500 -You're from the same neighborhood. -Infinity and I? 220 00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,666 -Yeah. -No way. 221 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,416 He's Carpenter İhsan's son. 222 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,708 -Ayla? -He's İhsan's son? 223 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:13,166 -You hear me? -Yeah? 224 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,791 -Ayla, you got the casting lists? -Yeah? I have them. Yeah. 225 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,333 -Okay. -Gotta go. Leave the kid alone. 226 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:23,458 Don't worry. I'm not gonna beat up a baby musician. 227 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,708 Where did Ayla go? 228 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,000 You're Coşku, right? 229 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:35,083 -What's the name of your band? -Gravekeepers. 230 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,458 Your debut is a funeral call then? 231 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:42,583 You wouldn't understand, ignorant jerk. Our music is universal. 232 00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:45,916 Isn't your name Mahmut? You live in Esenler, don't you? 233 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,333 -What universe are you talking about? -None of your business. 234 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,500 We play black metal. But you wouldn't know, you hick. 235 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,791 Your father is a religious man. 236 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,833 Black metal? Are you an infidel, huh? 237 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,625 A heathen? Or are you an atheist? 238 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:05,000 Listen, stop provoking me. Shut up for your own sake. 239 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:09,250 I know a bunch of folk singers who sing "You Left Me Behind." 240 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,041 Got it? I'll call them. 241 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,875 "You Left Me…" Where did that come from? 242 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:18,000 It's a Black Sea folk song. They're from there. They'll kick your ass. 243 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:22,583 -You're lucky you know Ayla. -It's you who are lucky you know her. 244 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:25,333 The worst you can do to me is to play music. 245 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:27,416 Hey! 246 00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:29,291 What the hell? 247 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,291 Shit! 248 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,291 Stop! 249 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:40,708 -What's up, queen? -He's after me. Gonna kick my ass. 250 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:43,875 Stay back. We'll show that homophobe what's what. 251 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:47,958 Speak out! Shout loud! Queers are here and proud! 252 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:51,791 Speak out! Shout loud! Queers are here and proud! 253 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:55,666 Speak out! Shout loud! Queers are here and proud! 254 00:17:55,750 --> 00:18:00,125 Speak out! Shout loud! Queers are here and proud! 255 00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:16,791 -What is that? -My set costume. I'll take it back. 256 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,666 God, help me. 257 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,250 Are you hungry? Want some food? 258 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,291 Nah, Mom. There was food on set. 259 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,958 As if you're a guest star? So nice of them. 260 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,583 That 97 got to your head. We'll see if you'll get employed. 261 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:36,416 At least I do an honest job. I don't expose my ass like you do. 262 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,333 Watch up for the wind. 263 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:43,375 -What part did you play? -Hero, Dad. I played the hero part. 264 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,833 What hero wears this costume? Gayman? 265 00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:51,416 Such a sexist joke. You homophobe. Such a masculine language you use. 266 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:55,750 When did you become so LGBT-sensitive? You lowbrow. How is school going? 267 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,750 Dad! Ask your son how his studies are going. 268 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,125 -Ask him… -Shut it, I've already… 269 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,750 -Let go! -Come on! What are you… 270 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,916 Dad! 271 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,041 Where's Dad? 272 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,166 Do we even have one? 273 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:24,583 Mom! 274 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,958 You smoke now? 275 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,333 -You know the rules. -Please don't bring up school again. 276 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,875 Rule number one, you do not talk about Fight Club. 277 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,625 Rule number two, you do not talk about Fight Club. 278 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,166 Mom, what? -Rule number three. 279 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:50,208 If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. 280 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,125 -How many did you watch? -It's not about that! 281 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,583 -You're quoting Fight Club for advice. -Give me that. 282 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:02,333 Listen, I didn't wanna say anything in front of your brother, 283 00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:06,500 but you've given up on school and your classes. 284 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,958 You keep talking about comedy. 285 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,291 I'm worried you'll become your dad. 286 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,458 You think if I don't go to college, I'll be like him? 287 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:17,208 You guys are driving me insane! Insane! 288 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:21,250 -Where are the movies? -You know the rules. 289 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:25,875 Here. 290 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,833 Damn, man! 291 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,875 "I'm leaving you to follow my dreams. Farewell to you all." 292 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,791 God, please help me keep my sanity. 293 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:08,625 I'm gonna have a heart attack. 294 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,916 Mom, I'm here. I didn't leave. 295 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 -Why would you leave? -I'm here. 296 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,083 What? It's your father who left. 297 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,666 He says we stand in the way of his dreams. 298 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,791 That goddamn man! To hell with his dreams! 299 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:25,666 Oh, come on! No fucking way! God damn you, Dad! 300 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:29,541 Calm down. Why are you so mad? He did no good around here anyway. 301 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:30,708 Good riddance. 302 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:34,083 I was the one who wrote this letter. He stole my letter! 303 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,833 He even signed it "Özkan." 304 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:40,291 -This is just like him. -Having fun, huh? 305 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,666 'Cause I need to move out and get student accommodation. 306 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:48,375 And someone needs to take care of Mom. It's good you stopped going to school. 307 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,583 -Mom-- -You selfish jerk! 308 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:55,166 Mom, could you get us some tea? 309 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,458 Sure, laugh. 310 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,875 My brother is moving out. I'm stuck here. Gotta take care of Mom. 311 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,583 What do you mean he stole your letter? 312 00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:11,250 That's ridiculous. Sorry, but it is! 313 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:15,750 Ayla, I just gave you 5,000 movies. Cut me some slack. 314 00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:19,541 My little prince, the shoot is almost over. 315 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,166 And we're moving away. 316 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:24,500 How are you gonna see your crush now? 317 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,166 Have you given up already? 318 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:29,291 I thought you were in love. Weren't you? Huh? 319 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,750 No, we'll be at the same college. 320 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:34,958 Doubt you can get in. 321 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,833 I promise you. We'll be at the same college. 322 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,958 You're so bad! 323 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,166 What are you doing? Keep working. 324 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,541 For God's sake. 325 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:06,958 No, thanks. 326 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,291 You're such a pig! 327 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:20,708 With garlic sausage. 328 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,875 I tried everything to get her to hug me. I took her places. 329 00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:29,958 We even went to a horror movie, but she wouldn't get scared. 330 00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:37,916 -Don't you think it's very eerie here? -Nah. 331 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:43,125 -Is someone you know buried here? -No, but you can hug me if you're scared. 332 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:46,875 -No, I'm not scared. -Ayla, are you gonna take it to the grave? 333 00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:49,750 -It was a joke! -Jerk! 334 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:52,083 I swear, it was just a joke. 335 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:54,666 -What a joke! -Ayla! It was a joke! 336 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:06,000 -Aw. -Ayla, what are you doing? 337 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:08,875 Don't you see? He's blind and disabled. 338 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:13,125 Yeah, but you're studying full-time. I have a job. Let me do it. 339 00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:15,750 Here you go. 340 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:20,166 Thank you. You're the first to help me today. 341 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:24,083 -What happened to your voice? -I lost my parents in a fire. 342 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:28,208 My throat got burned too. This is as loud as I can go. 343 00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,333 Coşkun… 344 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,333 -Here you go. -Thank you. 345 00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:38,166 Could you buy me a loaf of bread? I haven't had anything today. 346 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,000 No need for a drink. 347 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:43,791 -So you don't see anything at all? -No, I don't. 348 00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:46,916 But if I eat a bit, it might warm me up. 349 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,750 Coşkun, give him more. 350 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:54,958 God bless you. 351 00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:58,958 You're such a nice person. You did such a good deed. 352 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:04,333 He's blind, disabled, and an orphan. I was obliged to help him out. 353 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,333 Bye! 354 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:30,708 Keep your big-ass nose out of my money! 355 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:34,416 -Whoa! Weren't you blind? -What is it to you, huh? 356 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,583 I gave all my money to you because she wanted me to. 357 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,750 I don't have bus fare. Give me ten liras back. 358 00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:44,125 I don't give a shit. Go get a job and earn money. 359 00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:47,291 You parasite. Wanna be fed with a silver spoon? 360 00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:49,708 You're not one to talk, you beggar. 361 00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:52,041 This is my final warning. Go! 362 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:55,000 I don't have bus fare. You've got all my money. 363 00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:57,041 How is that my problem? 364 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,416 -You merciless man! -Beat it! 365 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,708 -Hey! -See, now you can't do anything. 366 00:26:04,791 --> 00:26:06,916 I wasn't gonna, but you asked for it. 367 00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:11,625 Dude, you'll end up getting a beating and put me in trouble. 368 00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:15,500 -Whoa! -You wanna get a beating, huh? 369 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:20,500 -Mom! Dad! -What's going on? 370 00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:23,708 He stole my money! Get him! 371 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:30,583 -Stop, you thief! -Get him! 372 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,250 You thief! Stop! 373 00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:35,916 Give me my money. 374 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,625 -Did you see someone go this way? -I didn't. 375 00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,500 Wait, Dad. He's getting away! 376 00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:10,625 Now I'm the beggar, for fuck's sake. 377 00:27:19,916 --> 00:27:21,250 Police! Open the door! 378 00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:30,416 Coşkun! Get up. They're knocking at the door. 379 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,375 -Police! Open it! -It's the police. Get up! 380 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:37,458 -Is there a beggar with them? -What? No. Get up! 381 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,708 -Yes, officer? -Is Özkan Taşçı here? 382 00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:47,416 He's registered here. He dodged his draft. 383 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,166 He isn't here. He left months ago. 384 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,416 To hell with him, that jerk. 385 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,166 -And who are you? -His son. 386 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,375 Can I see some ID? 387 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,791 Here. 388 00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:06,208 Get his record checked. 389 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:10,083 -What's your occupation? -Showbiz. 390 00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:12,791 -Showbiz? -Yes. 391 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,916 You dodged your draft too. You need to come with us. 392 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,125 God damn you, Dad. 393 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:28,125 Excuse me. You had an employee called Coşkun. 394 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:31,583 -Haven't seen him for a while. He left? -Why did you ask? 395 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:34,583 I'm a friend of his. I'm getting worried about him. 396 00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:36,583 He got drafted. He's in Bingöl. 397 00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:38,375 -Bingöl? -Yep. 398 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:41,291 -He never mentioned. -Are you Ayla by any chance? 399 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:43,625 Yes. How do you know my name? 400 00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:46,666 Of course I know you. He kept talking about you. 401 00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:50,750 He even named one of our toasted sandwiches after you. 402 00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:53,875 -That's how crazy he was. -He really is insane! 403 00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:56,333 Not insane, crazy in love. 404 00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:59,541 Okay then. Thanks. 405 00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:09,750 MY LIFE FOR MY COUNTRY 406 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:12,541 Dad… Goddamn you, Dad! 407 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:15,750 You're such a shit father, you fu-- 408 00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:17,958 -What did you say? -Nothing. 409 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:22,291 Listen, were you drafted short-term? 410 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,083 -I paid for partial exemption. -But how? 411 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,791 What? You've been here three months. 412 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:33,166 -I pay for it by putting up with you. -Oh, come on! 413 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:36,833 -What got you so mad this time? -Don't make me talk! 414 00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:39,708 I'm wasting the energy I need to keep warm. Back off! 415 00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:43,208 -Such an intense man. -Jerk. 416 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,000 Ayla! 417 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:52,750 Excuse me. 418 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,750 Excuse me. 419 00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:59,125 I'm Ayla, Coşkun's friend. 420 00:29:59,208 --> 00:30:01,666 -You must be his mother. -Yeah? 421 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:04,708 I haven't been able to get a hold of Coşkun lately. 422 00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:08,583 If he calls you, could you give him my number? 423 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:13,250 Of course, I'd love to. I'd be happy to do that. 424 00:30:16,541 --> 00:30:19,458 My poor brave boy. 425 00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:23,458 My valiant, dear boy. 426 00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:29,250 He's been drafted, you know. He's guarding the borders. 427 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,250 Oh, my son… 428 00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:33,458 Thank you. 429 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:41,916 -We miss you, you useless shit. -Thanks, bro. 430 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,875 -Did you see Ayla? -Dad is back. 431 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:47,416 Though Mom hasn't fully let him back yet. 432 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:51,333 -He said to say hi. -Fuck Dad. Tell me about Ayla. 433 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,875 I failed the interview. Again. 434 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:56,875 Mom says I should take the exam again, 435 00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:01,125 but I don't have the heart or patience anymore. 436 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,958 I share your pain, but I don't care. 437 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:05,958 Mom forced me to come. I can go. 438 00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:09,458 I dislike him more than you. Don't wanna talk about him either. 439 00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:11,125 I already know he's back. 440 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,833 He wrote saying he needs meds. I sent him money. 441 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,541 -Is that what he said? -Yes. 442 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:19,458 It's for his ding-dong. He got pills to increase performance. 443 00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:22,166 So he made you pay for it? Wow, Dad. 444 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,958 -Wish we could abandon him at a mosque. -I wish, bro. I wish. 445 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,875 Is that why I fail the exam? 'Cause they check who your father is? 446 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:35,500 Then you'd have failed the university exam too. 447 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:37,125 Yeah, you're right. 448 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:43,583 Ayla stopped by it seems. She said to tell you hi. 449 00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,750 Told Mom she misses you. 450 00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:49,500 You sat on this all this time and talked about Dad instead? Jerk! 451 00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:53,000 Watch your mouth! I'm your brother. Why do you insult me? 452 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:56,500 -She left her number. -And? 453 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,708 -And what? -The number! 454 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,416 -I lost it on the way. -I'll shoot you. 455 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,250 Then I won't come visit. You'll be alone. 456 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,625 I hope they extend your service to five years. 457 00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:12,291 What good does it do when you visit? You ate all the dolma. 458 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:18,166 -Fuck off! You unemployed civil servant. -Hope I never see you again, idiot! 459 00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:23,500 Get out. I'm a public servant. Touch me and you'll get ten years. 460 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,208 -You idiot. -Fuck this! 461 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:33,333 DOLLAR: 2.0 TL HOPE: 25 462 00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:37,375 ENTHUSIASM: 999 463 00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:55,083 Ayla! 464 00:32:56,041 --> 00:33:01,250 Excuse me? Have we met? Who are you? What's with the buddy act after two years? 465 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:03,750 Ayla, I swear, I lost track of you. 466 00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:06,125 My brother İrfan lost your number. 467 00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:07,875 I nearly shot the fool! 468 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:10,666 You're not on social media. I couldn't reach you. 469 00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:13,833 Coşkun, stop! You used to be an honest man. 470 00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:16,375 My brother's not all there in the head. 471 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:19,500 The guy's officially diagnosed. An absolute idiot. 472 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:22,083 He failed the civil servant exam ten times. 473 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,791 -That should give you a clue. -Coşkun, shut up. 474 00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:28,625 Seeing you smile like that, my military service is now over. 475 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:33,666 Oh, please, you asshole! I see you're better at flirting now. 476 00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:39,250 -So? How did your military service go? -I longed for you. 477 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:44,625 -You've grown up, even got a mustache. -And you look younger. 478 00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:47,208 Guess that closes the age gap between us. 479 00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:50,875 Given you never listen to anyone, 480 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:53,333 I thought you'd lose your mind in the army. 481 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:54,833 I kept sane thinking of you. 482 00:33:55,500 --> 00:34:00,000 Wrote jokes in my spare time. Picturing you laugh at them motivated me. 483 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,333 You're insane! 484 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:04,166 Ayla, let's go, love. Time to get off. 485 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,333 Altan. Coşkun. 486 00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:24,916 Ayla, you forgot your bags! 487 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:32,000 Excuse me, I had some bags here. Did you see them? 488 00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:35,291 I had two bags. I'd put them right here. 489 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:39,625 I had models in them. I'll fail my finals if they get broken. 490 00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:42,625 No one saw it? No one? How about you? 491 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:46,166 No, but I can check around to help you. 492 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,166 Thank you so much, man. 493 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,708 Let me check over there. 494 00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:52,500 Where would they go? I'm screwed! 495 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:55,291 Excuse me. One second. 496 00:34:55,916 --> 00:34:58,041 Hey, were you able to find them? 497 00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:01,208 -Not here. -God, save me! 498 00:35:01,291 --> 00:35:04,416 I don't wanna serve mussels in a tavern! 499 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,958 -Mussels? -It's our family business. 500 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:10,333 -But I was gonna get another job. -Don't give up hope. 501 00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:12,958 You check here, I'll go check there. 502 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:15,833 Thanks, man. You even got on your knees for me. 503 00:35:15,916 --> 00:35:17,791 Thanks. You're such a good man. 504 00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:26,291 My father is a cardiac patient. If I tell him, he'll die then and there. 505 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:30,291 I think the couple that just got off took your bags. 506 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:34,291 -What? Why would anyone do that? -People are crazy. He was the type. 507 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:36,500 Now I'll have to sell mussels! 508 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:40,083 Don't be so negative. Who knows? Maybe you won't have to. 509 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:44,166 -Take care. -Thanks. You too. 510 00:35:56,250 --> 00:36:00,083 These are pretty funny. You've improved a lot. Well done. 511 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:02,125 Thanks. Let me take those back. 512 00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,541 Why are you home? No job interview? 513 00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:07,708 Everyone wants experience. 514 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:08,875 I don't get it. 515 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:13,000 They want experience to hire you. But you need to get hired for experience. 516 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:17,291 -Don't you have experience in anything? -Yeah, in unemployment. 517 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:20,583 I'm so good at it, I'm expecting a raise to my salary. 518 00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:22,333 How did the exam go? 519 00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:26,875 The Turkish section was easy, but the rest was hard. 520 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:29,291 Weren't all the questions in Turkish? 521 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:33,375 Coşkun… 522 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:38,458 You know you did the right thing, right? I mean it. 523 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,083 You ignored us and followed your dreams. 524 00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:47,125 -Bro, let me ask you something. -Yes, bro? 525 00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:51,375 -Are you gonna kill yourself? -Why? God forbid. 526 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:55,500 -'Cause you're praising me. -I regret it already, you idiot! 527 00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:02,833 -Don't be upset. I take it back. -Ayla has a boyfriend. 528 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,416 Whoa! Really? 529 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:14,416 DOLLAR: 8.4 TL LOVE: 99999 530 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:18,000 HAPPINESS: 0 531 00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:40,166 Sorry. Two beers, please. 532 00:37:42,041 --> 00:37:44,958 -Is there a concert? -Don't know. Let's find out. 533 00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:46,083 Come. 534 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:53,458 During my service, I found that horoscopes don't work. 535 00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:55,708 I'm with 137 men at the private's club, 536 00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:59,250 my horoscope says, "Your love life will gain momentum." 537 00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:07,166 "Your compatibility with your partner will improve your work." 538 00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:11,458 Which partner? And how is it gonna improve my work? 539 00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,666 You gotta dedicate your life to art. 540 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:18,458 I lived among poor people for years just for this show. 541 00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:20,000 With my family, I mean. 542 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:32,250 We have a very special guest here. 543 00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:38,208 Normally, a comic's biggest dream is to be on the stage alone. 544 00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:43,125 But sometimes, you meet such a person that makes you never want to be alone. 545 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:46,916 You wanna be with her. Especially if she broke up with that ass. 546 00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:51,833 Did she break up with him? Did you? 547 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:53,458 I mean, we've… 548 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,666 -Yes. -She did! 549 00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:05,500 Four years in comedy, and this is my first lucky break. 550 00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:06,416 Welcome! 551 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,541 What did you want from me? Why did you kill my dreams? 552 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:22,125 I sell mussels because of you, you psycho! 553 00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:24,750 What? I don't even know who you are. 554 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:28,916 I'm that innocent kid whose models you stole two years ago. 555 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,750 -You had your fun and forgot me. -Hey! Keep your distance, man. 556 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:35,666 -You ruined me! -Wait, what are you doing, man? 557 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:37,250 Calm down, man. 558 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:40,583 Are you a gang? 559 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:44,083 -Not a gang. We're a couple. -Not yet. 560 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:47,125 Right, not yet. 561 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:54,666 -Who was that man? -Long story. 562 00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:59,333 I'd at least love to find out where he met me. 563 00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:05,166 Give me that. 564 00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:08,416 Ayla, let me ask you something. 565 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:11,750 How did you find me? 566 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:14,666 It was a coincidence. I was out with Şengül. 567 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:17,958 -No, I mean, how did you find my jokes? -I loved them. 568 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:20,291 But… 569 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:26,958 Whenever our paths cross, you have a different profession. 570 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,666 -Hope I don't see you tomorrow. -Why? 571 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:33,500 -I'm getting a bikini wax. -I don't do bush work. 572 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,166 You idiot! 573 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:39,833 I'm serious. You were in movies then. Now you're a comedian. 574 00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:44,916 What is it that you want? Fame? You wanna be famous, huh? 575 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,250 It's not just fame that I want. 576 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:51,625 I just like making people laugh, no matter what medium I use. 577 00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:54,875 -What if you get bored one day? -Of laughs? 578 00:40:54,958 --> 00:40:56,666 Not as long as you laugh. 579 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:09,083 Easy now. Don't make me regret it. 580 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:14,791 I guess I got the wrong signal. I'll kiss you when you let me. 581 00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:20,416 It hurts a lot, though. I took a punch, you know. 582 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:38,291 Ayla, when did you lose your mother? 583 00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:40,541 I was pretty young. 584 00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:46,375 Then my father married my step-mother, and then they got a divorce. 585 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:49,666 -Is that why you want kids so badly? -Is what why? 586 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:54,166 -'Cause you didn't have a mom? -I don't know. It could be. 587 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,625 Or maybe… because I love kids. 588 00:41:57,708 --> 00:42:01,125 You can't love all the kids. Some of them are annoying. 589 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,958 Don't be ridiculous. All kids are sweet. 590 00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:07,500 They might be a handful, but they're pure in heart. 591 00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:10,583 They follow all their dreams, 592 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:14,333 they're way too enthusiastic, and they love unconditionally. 593 00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:15,625 You're describing me. 594 00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:19,916 I'm just like that. Admit it. 595 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:22,541 True. You are. 596 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:26,291 I hope our kids look like you. 597 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:33,333 -First, get your life in order. -I am on it! 598 00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:37,166 I have an important meeting tomorrow with producer Çetin Doğan. 599 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:41,125 He's a very big producer, and he's dying to meet me. 600 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:48,708 You know… 601 00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:53,291 You have such a unique face, Nergis. 602 00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:55,333 Yasemin. My name is Yasemin. 603 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:58,958 -Excuse me. -Yes? 604 00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:01,875 -Is Çetin Doğan here? -Right over there. 605 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:08,833 -Which movie did you wanna be in? -I don't wanna be in any movies. 606 00:43:08,916 --> 00:43:12,375 I came for the bill three times. You keep changing the subject. 607 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:15,250 Listen, I pay all my debts, Yonca. 608 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,166 God, help me! 609 00:43:20,875 --> 00:43:24,541 Sir, hi. I'm Coşkun. Remember me? The scriptwriter. 610 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:27,916 You asked for a script months ago, but didn't get back to me. 611 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,541 -And seeing you here… -Yeah. Yes. 612 00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:33,833 Sorry, kid. I'm feeling a bit down. 613 00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:41,291 -What's the problem? -My cousin keeps stealing my set workers. 614 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:47,500 -I thought your cousin was a contractor. -Yes, he is. 615 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:51,333 They took construction work. Seems the conditions are better. 616 00:43:51,416 --> 00:43:54,250 This job is not for people who are after money. 617 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:57,125 If you want money, don't bother. 618 00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:59,875 We do this out of love. We do this for art. 619 00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:01,416 You're right. 620 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:06,708 This is a thankless job, really. It's such a shit industry. 621 00:44:06,791 --> 00:44:09,875 You asked for four scripts and I wrote them… 622 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:12,541 -But you… -Wait. It's ringing. Hello? 623 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:16,833 Yes, get my yacht ready. I'm on my way. 624 00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:17,958 See you. 625 00:44:18,041 --> 00:44:19,958 Sir, how about my script? 626 00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:24,958 Look, I found that script a bit too political. 627 00:44:26,541 --> 00:44:28,583 How so? It's a summer show. 628 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:32,166 What was the title? Eggplant Jam? 629 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:35,291 Eggplant prices increased more than anything else. 630 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:37,500 Are you trying to imply something? 631 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:42,125 There's a movie called Fig Jam. Strawberry Smell, Cherry Season. 632 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:44,916 Eggplant was the only one left, so I used that. 633 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,458 See? There you go. 634 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:53,125 Shove that eggplant up your ass. Fucking hope-monger. 635 00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,708 I'll call you. 636 00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:57,958 Thanks, sir. I'll wait to hear from you. 637 00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:00,166 Come on, hurry! 638 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:03,458 Okay! What's the hurry? Does she have another suitor? 639 00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:06,458 She'll become a spinster by the time we get there. 640 00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:08,250 Land, ahoy! We're here. 641 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,791 My feet hurt. 642 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,541 -You said it was one ride away. -Yeah, with a cab. 643 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,333 Okay, it's not that bad. 644 00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:19,083 -In there. -God, please don't let anything go wrong. 645 00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:22,541 I'm gonna ring the doorbell. Are we ready? 646 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:23,916 -How do I look? -Good. 647 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,625 -You have eye boogers. -Mom, eye boogers! 648 00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:30,958 -Mom, get rid of that food. -It's for the way back. 649 00:45:31,041 --> 00:45:33,458 -Mom, get rid of them. -Fine! 650 00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:35,833 Something is missing. 651 00:45:35,916 --> 00:45:38,041 -Salary, insurance, career? -Baklava! 652 00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:41,791 -Dad is bringing that. -Tell me you don't mean our dad. 653 00:45:42,416 --> 00:45:47,333 Why are we taking baklava? This is so Eastern. 654 00:45:47,416 --> 00:45:51,333 If it were up to me, I'd get one of those cakes from Amsterdam. 655 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,625 Everyone would have a great time. 656 00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:57,166 Let's go. We need to go upstairs first. 657 00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:59,916 Mom, come on! Ayla is getting old. 658 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,250 Dad, what kind of nuts does it have in it? 659 00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:09,875 -Are you gonna add salt to his coffee? -Of course. 660 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:24,708 Dude, the man is eyeing you real bad. 661 00:46:24,791 --> 00:46:27,916 -He wants me to slip. -And where is the baklava? 662 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,958 I'll buy you some later. That's not why we're here. 663 00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:32,083 Fine. 664 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:37,416 Mom! 665 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,541 -What? -Start talking. 666 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:43,458 How could she? She got jet-lagged traveling this far. 667 00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:46,208 How are you, sir? 668 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:50,666 I'm fine. Thankfully. 669 00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:55,791 How have you been since the last time Özkan? 670 00:46:57,208 --> 00:46:58,333 I'm okay. 671 00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:03,291 Dad was out of town for work. That's why Mom is asking how he's been. 672 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,000 -What do you do, sir? -I'm self-employed. 673 00:47:07,833 --> 00:47:08,708 Thanks. 674 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,625 -What does your son do? -He's also self-employed. 675 00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,666 It's Dad's profession after all. 676 00:47:21,291 --> 00:47:23,583 Why aren't they serving the baklava? 677 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:26,916 Forget about the baklava! Are you insane, or what? 678 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:31,583 -And what do you do? -I'm a retired army officer. 679 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:34,500 Oh, I'm so glad to hear that! 680 00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:38,541 -It's good that you quit. -Excuse me? 681 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:43,083 I mean, I'm against the concept of the army as a whole. 682 00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:49,125 This militarist approach turns people into robots. 683 00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:52,583 So the army is really not my thing. 684 00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:56,291 I disagree, Commander. I enjoyed my service thoroughly. 685 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,000 So… Commander? 686 00:47:59,916 --> 00:48:02,083 So… 687 00:48:02,166 --> 00:48:05,750 It's obvious why we're here. 688 00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:08,375 It seems our kids met and fell in love. 689 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,916 With God's blessing, we'd ask you to… 690 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,541 Aren't you supposed to do this part? 691 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,291 I mean, you know, the kids… 692 00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:22,791 The kids met and fell in love. But I think they're rushing into marriage. 693 00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:27,208 Right? They should live together for a while first. 694 00:48:27,291 --> 00:48:32,208 'Cause sexual compatibility is important. They need to see if they're compatible. 695 00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:37,541 -Excuse me? What compatibility? -Sexual compatibility. 696 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:42,208 Look, people get together to mate, and then they procreate. 697 00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:44,875 Then we get these creatures we call kids. 698 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:50,041 If you're not sexually compatible, it's gonna be over after two kids. 699 00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:52,291 For God's sake! 700 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:57,208 Look, our bodies are oblivious to whether we're compatible or not. 701 00:48:57,291 --> 00:49:00,833 -Then we get horny, and like a fault-line… -Enough already! 702 00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:03,666 What are you talking about? Is this how you do this? 703 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,083 -Dad… -I'm not your dad! 704 00:49:05,166 --> 00:49:07,000 -I was talking to him. -His dad. 705 00:49:07,083 --> 00:49:09,666 -Get out of my home! -I'm talking science. 706 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:12,791 -Fine, Dad. Wait. -Put those coffees down. 707 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:15,750 We came all this way for nothing? 708 00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:18,333 -Are you hired actors or what? -Good day. 709 00:49:18,416 --> 00:49:21,583 -Are you serious? -Stop yelling. We're leaving. 710 00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:25,333 He fucked it up. But I'll be back. I'll fix it. 711 00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:26,875 -Promise. -You promise? 712 00:49:26,958 --> 00:49:29,375 Is this for real? What the hell? 713 00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:35,708 You were gone all this time and you came back to ruin my life? 714 00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:38,250 -You psycho! -Shut it. 715 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:42,416 -I won't let my son marry his daughter. -You have no son! 716 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:47,000 You're like a sperm donor, but you also fuck up our lives! 717 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:48,583 I won't be fake. 718 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:53,500 I won't take part in the hypocrisy of this world. 719 00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:57,041 I'm a man of honor, okay? I'm a man of honor. 720 00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:02,041 -Oh, Dad! -Why did you bring him along? 721 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:06,708 It's customary for the father to be there. I couldn't be the only man there. 722 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,125 Eat shit! 723 00:50:10,791 --> 00:50:14,750 I think if I made a movie, a lot of people would watch it. 724 00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:18,291 I have 300,000 followers. All organic. 725 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:24,375 -I think they'd all come see it. -Of course they would come. All of them. 726 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:27,250 -Mr. Coşkun is here, sir. -Hello. 727 00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:31,041 What a surprise. What brings you here? 728 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:34,166 I have a new idea. It's great. I brought that. 729 00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:37,458 That's good. Come, take a seat. What a coincidence. 730 00:50:37,541 --> 00:50:41,458 I was just talking to our new star. 731 00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:44,833 -She'll play the lead? -No, I'm a director. 732 00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:45,916 Is that so? 733 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,791 Oh, well… I mean… 734 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:50,166 I really respect that, you know. 735 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:55,666 You're like a filmmaker too. You shoot videos every day, right? 736 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:57,791 -My new… -Wait a minute. 737 00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:00,833 I have an idea for a feature length make-up video. 738 00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:02,875 It's gonna be so original. 739 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:06,666 Great, our writer is here too. Isn't that amazing? 740 00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:08,791 It's gonna be my script, right? 741 00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:10,875 So, this is what we'll do. 742 00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:14,416 I'll take care of your project personally. 743 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:20,291 You guys just brainstorm about this make-up video for a bit. 744 00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:37,916 -Coşkun! -Sinan? 745 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,791 Wow, my dude. 746 00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:43,625 -You haven't been around. -It's been a while. 747 00:51:43,708 --> 00:51:45,833 Let me buy you some tea. 748 00:51:46,791 --> 00:51:47,791 Yakup! 749 00:51:50,458 --> 00:51:54,458 Dude, this is not smuggled tea. It doesn't suit a pirate like you. 750 00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:56,916 Those were the days, huh? 751 00:51:57,750 --> 00:52:00,000 Yeah, it did feed us. 752 00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,291 We can't sell pirated movies anymore. 753 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:04,791 No one respects the work we do anymore. 754 00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:09,416 They buy the movie from you, then post it on their own websites. 755 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:12,541 -Shame on them. -Yeah, people have no morals. 756 00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:14,541 Everyone screws each other over. 757 00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:22,625 We sell fake rodenticide now. 758 00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:26,666 -Rodenticide? How come? -Easy work, no risks. 759 00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:29,916 Ever saw someone die of fake rodenticide? 760 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,500 -It's impossible. -Makes sense. 761 00:52:33,416 --> 00:52:36,958 So? What brings you to this part of the town? 762 00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:41,166 I need money. I have a story I'm trying to sell. 763 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:44,333 Wow, look at you! Gonna become a scriptwriter? 764 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:48,541 Nah, I wrote the story, but I don't know if I can sell it. 765 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,750 Is that the story? Give me that. 766 00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:54,833 I know some people. I'll send it to them. 767 00:52:54,916 --> 00:52:58,666 I promised someone else. I'll bring you another one later. 768 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:04,333 You don't take me seriously, huh? 769 00:53:04,416 --> 00:53:07,208 -No, of course I do. -Yeah, sure. 770 00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:15,291 Here you go. 771 00:53:18,958 --> 00:53:21,791 Listen to me. Keep in touch, okay? 772 00:53:21,875 --> 00:53:25,291 Please don't bend it like that. It's very important to me. 773 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:27,916 Don't worry, man. Leave it to me. 774 00:53:28,708 --> 00:53:31,083 -Okay, see you. -See you. 775 00:53:52,041 --> 00:53:53,833 İrfan! 776 00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:56,166 İrfan! 777 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,166 -Dude, come on! -Okay, coming. 778 00:54:03,791 --> 00:54:05,250 Where the hell were you? 779 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,083 Okay, come on. 780 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:12,541 -Hurry. -Easy now! Quiet! 781 00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:16,000 -Okay, here. Up there. -Okay, putting it here. 782 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:30,208 Ayla! 783 00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:33,916 Coşkun, what are you doing? Get down! 784 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,416 Quiet! Don't worry. It's all gonna be fine. 785 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,500 Ayla! 786 00:54:40,041 --> 00:54:41,791 We're here to kidnap you! 787 00:54:42,416 --> 00:54:45,208 -Coşkun! -Coşkun, I'd told you! 788 00:54:45,291 --> 00:54:48,875 Coşkun! Coşkun, are you okay? 789 00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:54,250 Don't worry, love. We'll be the happiest couple ever. 790 00:54:56,166 --> 00:55:00,375 This is just where they live. You and I will find a better place. 791 00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:06,125 Come in, love. 792 00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,875 Coşkun, are you sure? It's filthy. 793 00:55:12,958 --> 00:55:16,500 It's so filthy that even the germs must have died. 794 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:20,666 We're literally laughing at our tragedy. 795 00:55:23,541 --> 00:55:24,666 Yes. 796 00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,666 Let me go in. 797 00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:33,000 I couldn't clean up because of the rush. 798 00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:35,000 It's quite messy. Sorry. 799 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:39,625 -Want some cookies? I think that's one. -Ew, love! 800 00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:43,541 Coşkun, what is this? 801 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:48,125 The fact that there are no doors makes it so cozy, right? 802 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:50,416 I burned the last one yesterday. 803 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:53,041 -What? You burned the doors? -Yeah. 804 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:55,416 -And your deposit? -We paid in dollars. 805 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:58,291 The landlord is terrified we'll leave. 806 00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:02,333 -Where are your roommates? -They got deported. 807 00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:04,708 -Why? -They were asylum seekers. 808 00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:11,541 -Bro? -Yes? 809 00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:15,625 -Wanna get some air? -We just got in. It's freezing outside. 810 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,541 Go get some fresh air, İrfan. 811 00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:20,708 Oh! 812 00:56:22,416 --> 00:56:25,000 -Okay, I'll go to Mom's. -Don't be stupid! 813 00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:27,041 -Why? -Her dad will check there. 814 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:29,708 He'll check here too. Why did we come here? 815 00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:31,833 -Open the door! -Shoot! 816 00:56:31,916 --> 00:56:34,166 -My dad. -Coşkun, do something. 817 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:35,416 Okay. Let me. 818 00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:39,375 -Your father told me you're here! -My father? 819 00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:41,416 Open the door! 820 00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:45,583 What did you do to him? How did you get him to talk? 821 00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:50,750 -Hello? -Where are they? 822 00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:53,791 Ihlamur Street, Number 9, my dear. 823 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,750 Dad, can we talk for a second? 824 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,250 Her dad hated me. 825 00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:05,083 But Ayla had faith in us. She convinced him. 826 00:57:06,958 --> 00:57:10,041 I've never heard such a thing from anyone before. 827 00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:15,791 -Why so mad? I just asked for an advance. -What exactly is an advance? 828 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:19,708 I've never paid anyone unless I was getting something in return. 829 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:23,166 -I'm writing a script for you, right? -Yeah? 830 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:25,750 -And I need to make a living. -Yeah. 831 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:29,791 I gotta be able to feed myself. You can deduct the advance later. 832 00:57:32,291 --> 00:57:33,958 -Are you okay? -I'm okay. 833 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:37,666 -I'm just a bit surprised and upset. -Why? 834 00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:41,666 So, you do this just for the money? 835 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:46,083 -No, but I have some basic needs. -Fine. I'll think about it. 836 00:57:46,166 --> 00:57:48,208 -About the advance? -No. 837 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:51,583 About why young filmmakers love money so much. 838 00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:54,958 This job is a passion, Coşkun. It requires enthusiasm. 839 00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:58,583 What difference does money make? 840 00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:01,666 See you. 841 00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:03,166 Money, money, money! 842 00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,708 But at least Ayla supports me. 843 00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:12,000 I don't know what I'd do if she didn't have faith in me. 844 00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:13,083 Can't you… 845 00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:18,625 Can't you be a bit more realistic? Huh? Can't you? 846 00:58:18,708 --> 00:58:22,458 You said you'd get a job if comedy didn't bring money. 847 00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:27,541 -But it does. I sell all the seats. -There are only ten seats. 848 00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:30,291 -It's chamber theater. -You don't have your own chamber! 849 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:36,666 This is all for nothing, Coşkun. 850 00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:40,500 Let's not rush into decisions and hear the expert. 851 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:43,166 -This is all for nothing. -Damn! Easy now! 852 00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:47,208 A divorce attorney would have broken up fewer couples. 853 00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:51,166 -How would you like to pay? -Do you do installments? 854 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:53,458 -Sure, how many? -Thirty-six. 855 00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:55,625 -Geez! -Fine, make it 24. 856 00:58:55,708 --> 00:58:57,500 You're not buying a fridge. 857 00:58:57,583 --> 00:59:00,791 -It got declined. -There must be a mistake. 858 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:03,750 Let me call İrfan and ask him to bring the money. 859 00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,916 He'll bring it, and we'll be done. 860 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,208 Your service has been suspended due to unpaid bills. 861 00:59:09,291 --> 00:59:11,625 Well, I couldn't get a hold of İrfan. 862 00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:15,000 But let's do this. I have a solution. 863 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:18,833 Let me leave my ID here and come back with the money. 864 00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:20,875 I can't accept this ID. 865 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,625 You can't reject an ID. It's not a debit card. 866 00:59:24,750 --> 00:59:28,541 What am I even doing here? Seriously, why am I here? 867 00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,458 Why don't I break up with you? 868 00:59:30,541 --> 00:59:34,458 I don't know what I'm waiting for to break up with this man. 869 00:59:34,541 --> 00:59:36,625 -I don't either. -Stay out of it. 870 00:59:38,416 --> 00:59:40,291 -I'm leaving. -To our house? 871 00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:41,791 We don't have a house! 872 00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:46,666 How are you going to pay? 873 00:59:47,708 --> 00:59:48,833 Can I do dishes? 874 00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:55,541 He's immortal but unhappy because he's been sentenced for life. 875 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:02,083 So, what do you think? 876 01:00:03,541 --> 01:00:05,166 I think she's being unfair. 877 01:00:05,666 --> 01:00:07,708 -Who? -Ayla. 878 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,791 What? I told you my new jokes. 879 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:12,791 You did? Really? 880 01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:15,666 Did you even listen to me? 881 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:18,750 I really gotta pee. I couldn't focus, sorry. 882 01:00:18,833 --> 01:00:21,625 -I spoke for two hours for nothing? -Okay, fine. 883 01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,750 You got my attention. Talk. 884 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:27,041 Maybe I should go pee. I'll be right back. Gotta pee. 885 01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:28,166 Here somewhere… 886 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:31,250 Why did you remind me of Ayla? 887 01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:33,500 -İrfan? -What? 888 01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:36,083 -What do women want? -How would I know? 889 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:41,916 It's clear what they want in groups. They keep screaming, "Tarkan! Kenan!" 890 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,166 But it's difficult to know when it's just one of them. 891 01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:48,916 No matter what I do, I can't make it work with Ayla. 892 01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:54,083 Oh, my sweet brother. Oh, my dear brother. Listen to me. 893 01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:58,583 Look, you're a passionate man. 894 01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:01,625 Yes, you're burning with passion. 895 01:01:02,208 --> 01:01:04,500 -What does that mean? -It means this. 896 01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:07,708 No woman would want to compete for a man's love. 897 01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:13,083 -I don't have any other women in my life. -I'm not talking about women. 898 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:16,625 You have the stage, movies, comedy. 899 01:01:16,708 --> 01:01:18,458 -I have, don't I? -Yeah. 900 01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:22,083 Too much love. That's your problem. 901 01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:24,625 You can't handle all that love at once. 902 01:01:25,208 --> 01:01:28,500 I love too many things, and I love her too much. You know? 903 01:01:29,791 --> 01:01:33,000 I know, bro. I know too well. 904 01:01:36,291 --> 01:01:38,000 But you gotta make a choice. 905 01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:42,750 Ayla or the others. 906 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:44,750 That's the deal. 907 01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:51,291 Pass me my beer, will you? 908 01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:53,833 Bring it. 909 01:01:57,791 --> 01:02:00,833 Let's be careful around here. Easy. 910 01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:03,708 Here we are. 911 01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:05,458 Let's go this way. 912 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:10,166 -You sure this is the subway station? -Yeah, this is… 913 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,166 -This place is… Let's go. -It's so quiet here. 914 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:16,958 Careful while going through. Let's go. 915 01:02:17,041 --> 01:02:18,750 It's quiet sometimes. 916 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,791 Kids, ready? 917 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:23,333 -Come on, man! -Do what I told you first. 918 01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:25,625 Finally, we are all here. 919 01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:28,000 Let me take that. 920 01:02:28,083 --> 01:02:29,250 What can I do? 921 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:31,333 -I was in a hurry. -Shame on you. 922 01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:33,250 You ready? 923 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,083 You're always on my mind 924 01:02:44,083 --> 01:02:48,458 Thinking of nothing else, it's true 925 01:02:48,541 --> 01:02:53,375 Come and end this longing 926 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:57,875 Separation is a bitter brew 927 01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:02,750 The night's hum is my cry 928 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:04,166 What is that noise? 929 01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,458 …my lament sigh 930 01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:10,125 Sorrow envelops me 931 01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:12,333 Tears fill my eyes 932 01:03:12,416 --> 01:03:13,416 For God's sake. 933 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,208 I weep for you 934 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,666 Ayla, come on in. 935 01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:19,750 Sorrow envelops me 936 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:22,041 Tears fill my eyes 937 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:26,625 I weep for you 938 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:30,291 Ayla, come back to me. I've been sleeping next to this man. 939 01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:33,625 -Ayla! -Have some mercy, Ayla! 940 01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:35,083 I love you so much! 941 01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:38,458 -You were bad. I'm keeping the ball. -No… 942 01:03:38,541 --> 01:03:40,166 Isn't this the station? 943 01:03:44,291 --> 01:03:47,541 DOLLAR: 12.44 TL SELF-CONFIDENCE: 0 944 01:03:47,625 --> 01:03:50,500 FRUSTRATION: 999999 945 01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:54,083 Coşkun, you're making too big a deal out of this. 946 01:03:54,166 --> 01:03:56,666 -You stole my script. -Which one was that? 947 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:59,250 Yours is Watermelon Season. I saw the poster. 948 01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:01,625 -And yours? -Melon Season. 949 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:05,416 Come on, Coşkun. Come on, man. 950 01:04:06,041 --> 01:04:11,250 Of course they'll be similar. They're both summer fruits. 951 01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:17,666 Look, even the characters are the same. You've stolen my idea. 952 01:04:18,791 --> 01:04:20,375 Come on, Coşkun! 953 01:04:20,458 --> 01:04:24,875 Do you enjoy making fun of people's weaknesses? 954 01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:27,458 -You have no shame? -Excuse me? 955 01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:30,833 I'm a kleptomaniac. It's a disease! 956 01:04:30,916 --> 01:04:34,541 -What do you mean? -This disease makes me steal stuff. 957 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:37,375 I don't like it either, but what can you do? 958 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:42,041 I received treatment for three years. I was officially diagnosed. 959 01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:44,750 When I thought I'd beaten it, you came along. 960 01:04:44,833 --> 01:04:48,000 You brought me script after script. 961 01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:50,958 You finally did it. I'm back where I'd started. 962 01:04:51,041 --> 01:04:54,166 Do you see how tense I am? I don't know what to do. 963 01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:56,958 -No way. -It's the truth. 964 01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:05,875 -Did he apologize? -No, I apologized to him. 965 01:05:05,958 --> 01:05:08,208 Why would… What about the money? 966 01:05:08,791 --> 01:05:11,458 The money… Is he gonna pay you? 967 01:05:14,916 --> 01:05:16,208 Ayla is right. 968 01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:20,750 I'm hopeless. 969 01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:24,916 Oh, my sweet brother. 970 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:27,541 Are you still mad at me? 971 01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:31,875 I am. You're a hope-monger. I'm not even sure you're a good person. 972 01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:33,375 Then why talk to me? 973 01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:36,708 I don't know. I must be an idiot. I need professional help. 974 01:05:36,791 --> 01:05:39,375 Then I have a suggestion. Ready? 975 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:42,875 -What is it? -Forgive me and say yes. 976 01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:44,125 "Say yes" to what? 977 01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:52,750 Coşkun? 978 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:56,458 Are you serious? 979 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:58,500 Hold this. 980 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:06,458 -What is this? -Bluetooth earphones. 981 01:06:06,541 --> 01:06:09,458 -Thought you'd like it. -God damn you! 982 01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:12,500 -You turned out to be such a jerk! -Quiet! 983 01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:16,708 Fuck off! 984 01:06:24,875 --> 01:06:28,375 My love? Did it hurt a lot? 985 01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,666 There, there. You're okay now. 986 01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:48,291 Coşkun? What is it? What's wrong? 987 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:54,166 -Your dad wanted to talk. I just saw him. -My dad? Why? 988 01:06:56,166 --> 01:06:58,791 Look, you're not a bad person. 989 01:06:58,875 --> 01:07:02,375 I know you love Ayla. But this is not going to work. 990 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:06,125 She can't think straight. Don't ruin my daughter's life. 991 01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:08,500 Don't bother. I'll never leave her. 992 01:07:08,583 --> 01:07:11,041 I'd never give up on her, no matter what. 993 01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:13,791 Wait. Sit down. 994 01:07:15,916 --> 01:07:17,041 Take this money. 995 01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:19,791 Stay away from her. 996 01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,000 How much uglier can you get? 997 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:38,250 I'm so sorry on his behalf. 998 01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:44,458 I really can't believe you, Dad. I can't believe you. 999 01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:51,958 What? How could you accept this money and leave me, you jerk? 1000 01:07:52,041 --> 01:07:55,541 I accepted it so we could be together. 1001 01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:59,250 We can plan a wedding and start a family with this. 1002 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:02,666 Why would I swallow my pride otherwise? 1003 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:06,833 I don't know if you're a bad person or someone who's madly in love. 1004 01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:08,583 I'm in love. 1005 01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:11,541 Madly in love. 1006 01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:14,416 And also rich. 1007 01:08:15,833 --> 01:08:17,000 Give me a kiss. 1008 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:28,041 There was a guy I bought pirated stuff from. 1009 01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:30,375 He taught me everything I know. 1010 01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:35,833 -And? -He no longer sells pirated content. 1011 01:08:35,916 --> 01:08:40,291 -He works at the Ministry of Culture. -What a great career path. 1012 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:43,166 It works perfectly for us. What's your issue? 1013 01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:46,833 -Want some tea? -Is this why you called me here? 1014 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:51,208 Are you eavesdropping? Get out! Go! 1015 01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:52,916 What didn't you get? 1016 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,583 The story you wrote, we'll turn it into a movie. 1017 01:08:57,166 --> 01:09:00,208 Yep, you need to turn it into a script. 1018 01:09:00,291 --> 01:09:03,541 -It's not that easy? -Isn't it? 1019 01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:07,208 We'll apply to the Ministry. We're putting together an application. 1020 01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:10,125 -You think we'll get funding? -For sure. 1021 01:09:10,208 --> 01:09:12,708 This man is gonna help us. 1022 01:09:12,791 --> 01:09:16,250 -But he wants some money. -How much? 1023 01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:18,083 -100,000. -What!? 1024 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:20,958 Tell him to go back to pirating. It's easier. 1025 01:09:21,041 --> 01:09:24,833 But the funding is one million. He only wants ten percent. 1026 01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:28,083 We can shoot the movie easily with the rest. 1027 01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:32,916 You're talking about 100,000. How can I find that money? 1028 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:37,750 Can't you get a loan? We'll pay it back when we get the funding. 1029 01:09:49,250 --> 01:09:50,666 Unbelievable. 1030 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:57,125 What are the chances, man? What are the chances? 1031 01:09:58,333 --> 01:10:02,125 -How are you gonna get the money? -I'll sell my organs. 1032 01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:04,875 -I don't know! -As if they are worth anything. 1033 01:10:05,666 --> 01:10:07,875 You know, I have half a mind… 1034 01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:09,750 To do what? 1035 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:13,208 How about we rob Çetin? 1036 01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:18,250 -Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a thief. -True, you're not. Çetin is. 1037 01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:20,416 You'll be getting your money back. 1038 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,291 What the hell happened to you? 1039 01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:28,583 Selling pirated movies used to scare you. Now you're a criminal? 1040 01:10:28,666 --> 01:10:31,791 I'm not a criminal. Neither are you. 1041 01:10:31,875 --> 01:10:35,791 But if it goes like this, we'll end up being nobodies. 1042 01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:41,333 -Don't be ridiculous. Drop it. -Fine, suit yourself. 1043 01:10:48,666 --> 01:10:51,375 -What are you doing? -Producing natural gas. 1044 01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:54,583 You asshole. 1045 01:10:56,916 --> 01:10:58,750 I made some calculations. 1046 01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:02,750 If we spend 50,000 on the wedding and 25,000 on the apartment, 1047 01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:06,375 we can put the rest in the bank. 1048 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,375 I think we should invest that money. Like… maybe into a movie? 1049 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:15,291 No, we can't take risks with this money. 1050 01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:16,916 Please. 1051 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:20,250 So we buy a wedding dress instead? 1052 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,500 Do you like my plan? 1053 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:36,125 It's perfect. Such an amazing plan. 1054 01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:39,916 Steal the money from the woman you love and bribe someone with it. 1055 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:40,958 Perfect. 1056 01:11:41,041 --> 01:11:44,750 I know it sounds bad when you put it like that. 1057 01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:47,125 I think my plan made much more sense. 1058 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:51,416 Robbing one of the biggest producers in the country. 1059 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,708 Makes so much sense. 1060 01:11:53,666 --> 01:11:56,958 When you put it like that, it sounded weird to me too. Here. 1061 01:11:57,041 --> 01:12:00,333 Sinan is an honest man. He'll get the money back. 1062 01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:01,750 Ayla won't ever know. 1063 01:12:01,833 --> 01:12:04,791 -I'll get a movie. And get married. -Yes! 1064 01:12:10,791 --> 01:12:13,791 -Did you wash your hands? -I didn't touch them. 1065 01:12:15,666 --> 01:12:16,958 You're exaggerating. 1066 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,500 Where have you been? 1067 01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:38,375 Sorry, I've never carried this much money on me. 1068 01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:42,958 Thought I was being followed, so I ended up on the Anatolian side. 1069 01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:46,208 Who'd know you have this much money on you? 1070 01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:48,708 Even if we told them, no one would believe it. 1071 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:51,166 Thanks. Great pep talk. Thank you. 1072 01:12:53,458 --> 01:12:56,375 -Dude, let go. -You sure nothing will go wrong? 1073 01:12:57,375 --> 01:13:00,708 I'll pay you back within two weeks. Don't you worry. 1074 01:13:00,791 --> 01:13:03,416 -No, 13 days. -Fine, 13 days. 1075 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,000 Let go! 1076 01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:10,625 Come on, take a seat. Sit down. Don't be shy. 1077 01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:15,583 Look. Here's our application. 1078 01:13:20,458 --> 01:13:23,291 Put down your first signature as a scriptwriter. 1079 01:13:24,916 --> 01:13:25,916 Scriptwriter? 1080 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,458 -Next to my name? -Under it. 1081 01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:38,000 And this is the living room. 1082 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:40,958 It's been freshly painted and refurbished. 1083 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:44,291 Yeah, it looks beautiful. Such a nice apartment. 1084 01:13:45,541 --> 01:13:48,333 No sea view. I can't live without a sea view. 1085 01:13:48,416 --> 01:13:50,291 Bro… Excuse me. 1086 01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:53,208 -Bro? -What is it? 1087 01:13:53,291 --> 01:13:56,916 Ayla's relatives helped us find this. What are you doing? 1088 01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,416 How am I gonna pay for it? Sinan'll pay me back next week. 1089 01:14:01,416 --> 01:14:05,500 -So, what do you think? -The apartment is amazing. 1090 01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:09,791 We were wondering, could we get the keys so we can come back with Ayla? 1091 01:14:09,875 --> 01:14:12,208 -Sure, spare keys. -Thank you. 1092 01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:13,625 Thank you for your-- 1093 01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:17,666 This is such a nice place. 1094 01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:20,333 Shall we sit over there? 1095 01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:26,625 Hi, Chef! 1096 01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:29,291 Welcome. 1097 01:14:29,375 --> 01:14:31,625 We'll take the menu. Thanks. 1098 01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:38,083 Whoa! Didn't we remove six zeroes of the currency? 1099 01:14:38,166 --> 01:14:41,666 -What would you like? -I think we'll only get the menu. 1100 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:45,125 -We have money. -It's your dad's money. Hurts my pride. 1101 01:14:45,208 --> 01:14:47,458 It's my dad's money. Don't worry. 1102 01:14:48,791 --> 01:14:53,291 -See? They also spend their dad's money. -But their dads are loaded. 1103 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:59,125 Okay, then. Let's get sea bass to share. And some salad for the table. 1104 01:15:00,416 --> 01:15:01,541 And to drink? 1105 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:03,333 -Seabass and salad? -Yeah. 1106 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,500 -Coke. I'll get a coke. -And you? 1107 01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:10,250 I'll get some raki. I need to get drunk before the bill. 1108 01:15:11,791 --> 01:15:13,750 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1109 01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:18,583 -I'll go to the restroom. -Maybe they charge for that too. 1110 01:15:26,958 --> 01:15:30,833 How is it going Ayla? You were gonna sleep with him tonight? 1111 01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:35,250 Garçon, cancel that coke. 1112 01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:38,208 Bring a liter of raki. Pour her a double. 1113 01:15:38,291 --> 01:15:40,333 -Okay. -Don't let her do it. 1114 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,125 Sure, of course. 1115 01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:44,041 So much 1116 01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:47,291 I love you so much 1117 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:49,291 So much 1118 01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:51,125 So much 1119 01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:52,291 So much 1120 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:54,291 I love you 1121 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:56,333 -Come on. -Easy, Coşkun. 1122 01:15:56,416 --> 01:15:58,875 What happened to, "It's your dad's money"? 1123 01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:01,250 I earned that fair and square fooling him. 1124 01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:06,541 Coşkun, you're always going to be honest with me, right? 1125 01:16:06,625 --> 01:16:07,625 Always. 1126 01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:10,208 Prove it then. 1127 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:14,958 Okay, ask me something. I'll do what you want if I can't answer. 1128 01:16:15,041 --> 01:16:18,791 -So we'll be playing Truth or Dare? Here? -Yeah. 1129 01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:21,708 -But I'm gonna ask you too. -Okay, deal. 1130 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:23,666 Deal. 1131 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:28,375 Have you ever loved a woman as much as me? 1132 01:16:31,541 --> 01:16:32,375 No. 1133 01:16:33,708 --> 01:16:35,625 -My turn. -Okay. 1134 01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:39,041 Do you regret saying yes to my proposal? 1135 01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:44,833 Of course not. My turn. 1136 01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:49,083 Have you ever checked out another woman since we met? 1137 01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:55,458 What should I do? 1138 01:16:58,125 --> 01:17:01,583 -You have? -Yeah, the ones over there are so hot. 1139 01:17:03,041 --> 01:17:05,583 You jerk! Asshole. 1140 01:17:06,166 --> 01:17:10,375 -What did I say no to before marriage? -Cleaning İrfan's apartment? 1141 01:17:10,458 --> 01:17:12,958 -No, the other thing. -Yeah. 1142 01:17:13,041 --> 01:17:15,208 You had a shot, but not anymore. 1143 01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:18,333 Fuck me. 1144 01:17:19,083 --> 01:17:20,041 My turn. 1145 01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:25,041 Do you have faith that I'll be successful and famous one day? 1146 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:27,833 What do I do? 1147 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,750 -You've done enough. Let's go. -No, don't ruin the evening. 1148 01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:38,000 We're just playing a game. I'll do whatever you want. Come on. 1149 01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:39,541 I will. Come on. 1150 01:17:40,208 --> 01:17:42,875 -Belly dance. -Coşkun! 1151 01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:46,791 -Let's go if you don't want to. -No, okay. I will. 1152 01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:47,875 Go on then. 1153 01:17:49,291 --> 01:17:50,125 Now? 1154 01:18:47,958 --> 01:18:49,041 It's haydari. 1155 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:30,750 Love, I'm so sorry. It's an important call. 1156 01:19:31,583 --> 01:19:33,541 -Coşkun! -It's the landlord! 1157 01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:34,791 Right now? 1158 01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:39,375 -Yes, bro? -Remember the man we bribed? 1159 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:43,083 It turns out he was a bigger asshole than we thought he was. 1160 01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:45,958 -He ran away with the money. -What? 1161 01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:48,208 You're right to be angry. 1162 01:19:48,291 --> 01:19:51,541 It's all my fault. I'll pay you back your money. 1163 01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:53,791 When? I need the money today. 1164 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:57,083 I can't today. I need to get out of jail first. 1165 01:19:57,166 --> 01:19:59,958 -What jail? -We got raided. 1166 01:20:00,041 --> 01:20:05,041 Someone attempted suicide with rodenticide and reported me when it didn't work. 1167 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,875 But as soon as I'm out of here, I will… 1168 01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:12,208 -Did we get the apartment? -We did. 1169 01:20:21,291 --> 01:20:25,541 Wow, just wow! I love the self-confidence you've got. 1170 01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:28,166 -Why? -Why, you ask? 1171 01:20:28,791 --> 01:20:31,375 You tried to rent a place with no money. 1172 01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:34,250 You almost ordered the furniture. Come on, man. 1173 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:37,833 Yeah, the three of us engaged in the worst sex ever. 1174 01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:42,666 Three of you? What are you on about? 1175 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:46,458 -Who was the third? -Sinan. He kinda fucked me over. 1176 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,791 Come on, let's rob Çetin. 1177 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:53,125 Stop suggesting that nonsense. I'm not a thief. 1178 01:20:53,208 --> 01:20:57,333 Oh, really? What about the 100,000 you stole from Ayla? 1179 01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:59,083 -İrfan! -Coşkun! 1180 01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:04,250 I'm not trying to pick a fight. I'm trying to find a solution. 1181 01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:08,583 I'm very sad we have the same father, but you're my brother. 1182 01:21:08,666 --> 01:21:10,916 I keep getting involved in crimes. 1183 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,791 My life became a true-crime, not a comedy. 1184 01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:16,500 Let's rob that ass Çetin. 1185 01:21:17,083 --> 01:21:20,125 It's not committing a crime. It's payback. 1186 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:21,875 He stole your work! 1187 01:21:22,458 --> 01:21:25,791 Even if I said yes, how would we do it? You're just talk. 1188 01:21:25,875 --> 01:21:30,625 So, every day, he leaves his office and goes to the bar downstairs. 1189 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,666 If he's not at the bar, he's at home. 1190 01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:36,125 You'll be by his home. I'll be at the bar. 1191 01:21:36,833 --> 01:21:39,708 If he comes to the bar, the house will be empty. 1192 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,125 And I'll call you. 1193 01:21:49,916 --> 01:21:52,958 Hello? He just walked into the bar. 1194 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:54,625 Hurry, Coşkun. 1195 01:21:54,708 --> 01:21:57,583 Okay, I hear you. 1196 01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:03,166 Wow, how did you come up with that? 1197 01:22:03,250 --> 01:22:07,000 I studied for an exam for three years. This is nothing. 1198 01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:26,708 Surprise! 1199 01:22:34,541 --> 01:22:38,166 -Do you have no shame! -I'm here for the birthday! 1200 01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:39,833 -The flashlight? -A gift. 1201 01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:42,833 -You bastard! -Back off! 1202 01:22:42,916 --> 01:22:45,291 What's going on, Coşkun? 1203 01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:47,708 -What gift? -He's my brother! Wait! 1204 01:22:47,791 --> 01:22:50,125 -Beat it! -Wait! Brother! 1205 01:22:52,041 --> 01:22:53,666 Shame on you! 1206 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:57,500 -Why would you gang up on one man? -Who the hell are you? 1207 01:22:57,583 --> 01:23:00,208 -Who are you? -Wait, let me explain. 1208 01:23:00,291 --> 01:23:01,125 My glasses! 1209 01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:09,375 DOLLAR: 12.46 TL DREAMS: 0 1210 01:23:09,458 --> 01:23:13,208 ENTHUSIASM: 0 1211 01:23:18,041 --> 01:23:19,541 Hi, good day. 1212 01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:24,041 -Do you have any metal on you? -Metal… 1213 01:23:25,833 --> 01:23:28,541 -I have these as metal. -Let me get those. 1214 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:43,500 Is that guy in here for stealing the civil service exam questions? 1215 01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:46,041 Mr. Nurullah is the warden, not a prisoner. 1216 01:23:50,208 --> 01:23:54,166 -Why is there a sack of walnuts here? -Its owner got shanked today. 1217 01:23:54,916 --> 01:23:55,916 Oh, no. 1218 01:23:58,208 --> 01:23:59,291 What a shame. 1219 01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:02,375 We shouldn't let it go to waste. 1220 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,750 Coşkun, my little brother! 1221 01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:30,250 What? 1222 01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:33,041 What? I don't hear you! 1223 01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:35,541 What are you saying? 1224 01:24:37,125 --> 01:24:40,875 -So this was your amazing plan? -I wasn't expecting this either. 1225 01:24:41,875 --> 01:24:45,166 I lost Ayla. Her father is suing me. 1226 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:50,541 -But I have a new plan. -A new one? 1227 01:24:50,625 --> 01:24:54,375 I profiled everyone at Çetin's birthday party. 1228 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:57,041 None of them will sue us. 1229 01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:59,541 Don't get anxious. Don't be scared. 1230 01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:03,625 -How did you profile them? -That day. While they were beating me. 1231 01:25:03,708 --> 01:25:06,250 I analyzed their income from their soles. 1232 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:09,041 The ones beating me had counterfeit shoes. 1233 01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:13,958 They're all broke. They wouldn't pay for a lawsuit. 1234 01:25:14,041 --> 01:25:18,041 One of them had sort of expensive shoes, but the soles had worn off. 1235 01:25:18,125 --> 01:25:19,625 Two years' wear. Nope. 1236 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:23,333 There was a fancy one. Luxurious shoes. I'll never forget him. 1237 01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:26,125 He left his print kicking my head, that jerk. 1238 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:29,041 But his shoe flew off while kicking me. 1239 01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:31,333 So he must have borrowed those. 1240 01:25:31,416 --> 01:25:34,125 -None of them will sue you. -İrfan, enough. 1241 01:25:34,666 --> 01:25:38,708 Enough, man! You're scaring me. You're the one scaring me. 1242 01:25:38,791 --> 01:25:41,291 Why? Doesn't it all make sense? 1243 01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:43,791 If they'd peed on you, were you gonna test the urine? 1244 01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:47,750 -Makes sense. -And sperm test if they'd fucked you? 1245 01:25:47,833 --> 01:25:48,875 You asswipe! 1246 01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:49,916 I'm so sorry. 1247 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,833 My fault for trying to help. Pray to God instead. 1248 01:25:58,916 --> 01:26:02,125 -Though I have good news. -What? You passed the exam? 1249 01:26:02,208 --> 01:26:05,875 -No, we got funding for the movie. -What funding? 1250 01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:08,666 The Ministry. They funded your story. 1251 01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:10,250 Visitation time is over. 1252 01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:13,416 But there wasn't gonna be any funding! You bastard! 1253 01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:17,125 Sinan and I sent a legit application, thought we wouldn't get it-- 1254 01:26:17,208 --> 01:26:20,625 -Why am I here then? It's too late! -But this is good news! 1255 01:26:20,708 --> 01:26:23,416 I love you too, bro. Hang in there! 1256 01:26:24,083 --> 01:26:25,500 Coşkun, hang in there! 1257 01:26:26,291 --> 01:26:28,958 Love you. My dear brother! 1258 01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:13,125 You're alone. Couldn't convince Ayla? 1259 01:27:13,833 --> 01:27:16,250 I'm not alone, but I'm not with Ayla. 1260 01:27:18,333 --> 01:27:21,458 -İrfan, what's going on? -Dad has found God. 1261 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:25,208 He was home all the time. Wanted to see you. 1262 01:27:25,791 --> 01:27:27,208 Fine, Dad. 1263 01:27:27,291 --> 01:27:34,000 It's so hard to be the father of a sinful, immoral, bastard of a son like you. 1264 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:35,208 So hard! 1265 01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:42,000 Listen, the path to taking responsibility, being virtuous, is not too long. 1266 01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:45,041 Get on that path! Be a right-minded person. 1267 01:27:45,125 --> 01:27:47,958 Become virtuous! Take responsibility! 1268 01:27:48,041 --> 01:27:49,250 Repent! 1269 01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:52,041 Why are you hitting the phone? 1270 01:27:52,125 --> 01:27:54,166 I sold my phone for his allowance. 1271 01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:59,250 -İrfan, take him. -May God guide you. 1272 01:27:59,333 --> 01:28:01,958 -Take him. -Okay, I'm sorry, bro. 1273 01:28:02,041 --> 01:28:03,833 Dad, we go left! 1274 01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:05,583 Visitation time is over. 1275 01:28:05,666 --> 01:28:07,708 -How do I contact you? -Wait. 1276 01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:09,750 -Here. -What's that? 1277 01:28:09,833 --> 01:28:10,833 My IBAN. 1278 01:28:10,916 --> 01:28:15,458 When you wanna say something, send me one lira and add a description. 1279 01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:17,333 You sinners! 1280 01:28:17,416 --> 01:28:21,041 You animals! You bastards! God damn you both! 1281 01:28:21,125 --> 01:28:25,750 Fuck that father of yours who gave his seed for you to be born. 1282 01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:28,958 He abandoned his religion. 1283 01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:58,291 Ayla! 1284 01:29:02,041 --> 01:29:04,125 Ayla! 1285 01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:09,041 -Ayla. -Come, my love. I'm waiting for you. 1286 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:16,291 Wise Old Man? Please, Old Man. I love Ayla. 1287 01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:20,333 -I need to get back to her. -Don't you see? I'm busy. 1288 01:29:20,416 --> 01:29:23,083 Wisey, my love, I'm waiting for you. 1289 01:29:23,166 --> 01:29:24,916 -What are you doing? -See you. 1290 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:28,333 You're ancient, you bastard! Fuck that beard of yours! 1291 01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:32,416 Ayla! 1292 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,125 Ayla! 1293 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:39,583 Fuck off with your foot! 1294 01:29:41,833 --> 01:29:43,250 It's almost in my mouth. 1295 01:29:48,333 --> 01:29:49,750 So, how are you doing? 1296 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:53,583 Well, I moved back in with Mom and Dad. 1297 01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:56,916 -But I'm gonna be a civil servant soon. -You passed? 1298 01:29:57,000 --> 01:30:00,416 No, I'm a Syrian citizen now. They don't need to do the exam. 1299 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:03,958 Well done, İrfan! Finally you're figuring this stuff out! 1300 01:30:04,041 --> 01:30:06,208 -Still learning. -That's not true. 1301 01:30:06,291 --> 01:30:08,333 -What? -That's not true. 1302 01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:09,458 What's not true? 1303 01:30:09,541 --> 01:30:12,875 I got put in here for deceiving people with that. 1304 01:30:13,416 --> 01:30:16,791 -I made bank fooling the likes of you. -For God's sake! 1305 01:30:16,875 --> 01:30:19,583 Damn, İrfan! 1306 01:30:19,666 --> 01:30:23,375 I'm not İrfan anymore. I'm Abdulsafiri. 1307 01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:28,166 Shush, be quiet! 1308 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:47,291 This guy completely lost it. 1309 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:12,083 Go to bed, man! Clickety-clack, all through the night! 1310 01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:26,541 There he is. Coşkun! 1311 01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,583 Take it to the director. 1312 01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:34,458 You know my pay for this project? 1313 01:31:34,541 --> 01:31:35,708 Give that to Ayla. 1314 01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:40,875 -All of it? -All of it. 1315 01:31:41,958 --> 01:31:44,625 -You mean, all of it all of it? -İrfan! 1316 01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:48,083 I'm just messing with you. Don't worry. Leave it with me. 1317 01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:51,291 So you finally finished writing, huh? Well done, man! 1318 01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:55,791 -Come here, I wanna give you a kiss! -Enough, man! 1319 01:31:59,958 --> 01:32:01,291 Thank you, God. 1320 01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:05,208 I'm gonna ask you something, but be honest. 1321 01:32:05,833 --> 01:32:09,166 -You think Ayla could forgive me? -I don't think so. 1322 01:32:12,208 --> 01:32:13,291 I don't know. 1323 01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:15,583 I hope so. 1324 01:32:18,541 --> 01:32:19,750 Okay, man. Shut up. 1325 01:32:43,666 --> 01:32:45,750 I LOVED YOU SO MUCH. 1326 01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:06,416 Coşkun! 1327 01:33:10,208 --> 01:33:13,333 -You got out a year early. -You're three hours late. 1328 01:33:13,416 --> 01:33:16,083 Come here. Come, my little brother! 1329 01:34:16,125 --> 01:34:18,416 CIRCLE OF DANGER 1330 01:34:25,833 --> 01:34:29,166 I knew my son would become a famous filmmaker. 1331 01:34:30,875 --> 01:34:34,333 But he's a bit… I'm funnier than him. 1332 01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:45,958 Son, why are you giving me the cold shoulder? 1333 01:34:46,041 --> 01:34:50,125 Why are you being like this? Just because you're famous now? 1334 01:34:50,208 --> 01:34:52,791 Come here. Congratulations. Well done. 1335 01:34:52,875 --> 01:34:54,250 Okay then. 1336 01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:55,791 Bravo! 1337 01:34:56,500 --> 01:35:00,125 I knew this was coming. It's all thanks to me. 1338 01:35:03,583 --> 01:35:04,958 Mr. Coşkun. 1339 01:35:05,833 --> 01:35:07,500 We loved your movie. 1340 01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:09,583 We're here! This way! 1341 01:35:09,666 --> 01:35:12,958 -Congratulations. -Bravo! 1342 01:36:10,541 --> 01:36:11,500 Mommy! 99028