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- Boy, what a day.
- Yeah, I'm beat.
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- I wanna go home and die.
- Yeah, good night, guys.
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Hold it!
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And where do you
think you're going,
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you walking mounds of refuse?
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Home, sir. The whistle blew.
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The whistle?! That wasn't
the "time to go home" whistle,
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you leaky bucket
of animal droppings.
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That was the "keep working or
I'll fire your lazy butts" whistle.
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You're all pulling
overtime tonight.
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Overtime, sir?
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Well, not technically overtime
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since we're not
paying anything extra.
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You might prefer to think
of it as pro bono work.
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Watch out!
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Oh... Oh...
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- Uh, excuse me, are you a tree?
- Uh, no, it's me, pally-boy.
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Oh, good. I can't see a thing.
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I just pushed down Gus and
sent him through the mulcher.
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- Heads up!
- Whoa.
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It's madness!
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- Absolute madness!
- Hiya, Sid.
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Hey, you know,
Earl, I'm thinking...
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A bunch of exhausted guys
pushing down trees in the dark...
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Maybe this company hasn't
got our best interests at heart.
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- Hey, bite your tongue, Roy.
- Mmm.
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This company loves us.
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We are its children
and it watches over us
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like a caring, if
somewhat abusive, parent.
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Oh, I never thought
of it that way.
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Thanks for renewing my faith...
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in monolithic corporations.
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Hey!
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Um, Earl...
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Uh... Where'd you go?
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I'm over here,
Roy, under this tree.
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Uh, under the tree?
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Boy, that must hurt.
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Now that you mention it...
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Honey, I'm home.
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Aaah!
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- Ohh!
- Ow!
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- Ow!
- Ooh!
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Aah!
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- Careful.
- I'm fine!
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Let me help you. Dad, come on.
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I don't need any help.
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Get my lunchbox,
Fran. I'm late for work.
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Earl, are you crazy? You
are not going to work today.
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You were nearly killed
by a tree last night.
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Oh, let's not be overly
dramatic. It's almost nothing.
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Hardly a scratch.
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Your foot is broken
in three places.
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And if I don't turn up for work,
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Mr. Richfield will break
it in three mo... Ow!
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Now, please get
out of my way, Fran.
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Earl Sneed Sinclair, who
are you more afraid of?
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Mr. Richfield or me?
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- ♪ Hello - Uh, Mr. Richfield,
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- this is Earl Sinclair.
- Sinclair?!
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You mean to tell me I
had to extend my arm
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and raise an object to
my face to speak to you?!
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I'm sorry for the
inconvenience, sir.
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Uh, I won't be able
to come in today.
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As you might recall, a
tree fell on me last night,
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powdering the bones in my foot.
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Oh, I am so, so sorry.
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Come on, come on.
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Uh, Mr. Richfield... Uh...
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I may need a few
weeks off to heal, sir.
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Why, of course, Sinclair.
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Take as much time as you need.
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- You mean... I'm excused?
- No... I mean you're fired!
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What use do I have for a
whiny, one-footed tree pusher?
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Now come on in and
clean out your desk.
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I don't have a desk.
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Well, come on in
and clean out mine.
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And you can scrub my
toilet while you're at it.
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You're fired!
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Fired! Fired!
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Fired!
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Oh. Uh... That actually
went pretty well.
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It's not right. He shouldn't be
allowed to treat you like that.
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I'm with Mom. When
someone gets injured at work,
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they shouldn't lose their job.
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The company should have a
program providing for the worker
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until he or she is ready
to go back to work.
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Oh, sure. While they're at it,
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they can hand out
beads and hold a love-in.
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It's time you
learned, Mr. Beatnik,
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that the world
is a brutal place.
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No employer's gonna
pay me if I don't go to work.
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How are you supposed to survive?
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That's not their concern.
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This is gonna be
expensive, Earl.
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Months out of work and
doctor bills coming in.
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Right now we need
at least 800 dollars.
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Where will we come up with that?
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We should demand that they pay.
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We should take Wesayso to court.
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What?! Ow! Oh...
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- Sue the company?!
- Come on, Dad.
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Just enough to
cover your expenses.
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- No way!
- What are you afraid of?
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Mr. Richfield's already fired
you. What more could he do?
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You show a startling
lack of imagination.
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We are not going to court,
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- and that is final.
- OK. Fine.
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- Good.
- But...
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Since you're gonna be home
from work tomorrow anyway...
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Uh, how about if
we go to the movies?
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- Aah! Earl.
- The movies?
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- Yeah.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Yeah, sure. I'm up for that.
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But let's have no more
talk about going to court.
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Yep, nothing like
a weekday matinee
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to take your mind
off your problems.
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks, Dad, for
taking us to the movies.
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All rise for the case of Earl
Sinclair versus Wesayso.
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A courtroom! Hey,
you tricked me.
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- And I spilled my drink.
- Order in the court.
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You there, take your seat.
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Your Honor, I
object on the grounds
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that you were
supposed to be a movie.
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Who are you?
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- Who filed this case, anyway?
- I did, Your Honor.
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Uh, Robert Sinclair,
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filing on behalf of my
father, the injured party.
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I'm perfectly all right... Ow!
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Uh, this is a
personal injury suit
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against the Wesayso
Company for 800 dollars.
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Uh, a tree fell on him at work.
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It was all my own fault.
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I wanted them to drop it on me.
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I asked them to. I begged them.
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I see. And who here is speaking
for the Wesayso Company?
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I believe, Your Honor,
that would be me.
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- Earl? Honey?
- Uh...
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I'd like to take
this opportunity
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to call my first witness.
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So I told Mr. Richfield
that Earl was under a tree,
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and we needed some
guys to help lift it off him.
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Hmm. And how did he respond?
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He said we should
wait another hour
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and rescue him on our break.
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Wasn't he even the
least bit concerned?
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Well, he did ask about
the condition of the tree.
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- Uh-huh.
- Why you little...
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- The jury's watching.
- I know!
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Hi.
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- No further questions.
- Hmm.
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Now, Mr. Hess, did you
actually see this alleged tree
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fall on Mr. Sinclair?
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Well, yeah... No...
It was very dark.
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So how do you know this
is how he broke his foot?
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Maybe he injured
it on the ski slopes
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while wintering at
some fabulous resort.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Earl wouldn't go
wintering without telling me.
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- We're pals.
- Oh, you're pals, huh?
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Tell me, Roy, are
you close enough pals
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that you might tell a
lie to help your friend?
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Sure.
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Close enough pals that
you'd conspire with him
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in constructing an elaborate
scam to discredit his boss
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and defraud the
Wesayso Corporation?
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- Uh, uh... Um, um...
- Let's face it, Mr. Hess.
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You're a liar! You
wouldn't recognize the truth
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if it landed on you like a
big tree. Would you? Huh?!
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Would you Mr. Hess?
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If, indeed, that
is your real name!
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Oh, my stomach hurts.
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Mr. Judge, could I
be excused now?
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Yes. Yes, step down.
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I tried to dissuade him
from going out that night.
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"Earl", I said, "Go
home and rest."
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- Hmm.
- He's like a son to me, really.
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And how did he respond to
your overtures of kindness?
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Oh, he was belligerent.
I couldn't stop him.
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Of course, I've counseled him
many times about his drinking.
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I see.
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Well, it's clear, sir,
you did all you could.
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Your witness.
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Mr. Richfield...
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Hmm?
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Do you actually expect
anyone here to believe
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- you're a cuddly...
- No further questions!
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Uh... Uh, yeah.
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OK. Uh, I think
that's enough for now.
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Hmm.
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I don't know what
all the fuss is about.
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My foot feels better than ever.
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Oh, sure, it bends in a
couple of extra places, but, uh...
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I see that as a bonus.
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Does this alleged injury
prevent you from doing
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the normal things you
otherwise like to do?
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Oh, only a few minor
things: Golf, bowling...
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- taking my kid for a walk.
- That's right.
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- What? Who's that?
- Over here.
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Daddy was supposed
to take me for a walk.
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Then he said,
"No." His foot hurt.
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- Now... I'm sad.
- Aww...
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Hmm?
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Uh, um, I... I've heard enough.
Uh, no further questions.
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Uh, if I may, Your Honor,
I'd like to call my final witness.
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And you like to go to the park?
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Oh, yeah!
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It's my bestest, funnest,
most favoritest thing.
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- Aww...
- Huh?
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But, now, Daddy can't take me.
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He has a bad boo-boo.
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I want Daddy to be all better...
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- Aww.
- I love my Daddy.
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Your Honor, I rest my case.
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Mr. Foreman, has the
jury reached its verdict?
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We have, Your Honor.
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Hmm.
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We find in favor of the
plaintiff, Earl Sinclair.
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Hey, all right.
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Wha...?!
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I bet they give us
the whole 800 dollars.
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And at what amount
do you fix the penalty?
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Well, we think it's wrong
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when big companies
push little guys around.
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Especially little
guys with sweet,
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adorable kids like that one.
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So this time, we little
guys are pushing back.
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Wesayso has to
pay Earl Sinclair...
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- Eight hundred dollars.
- 800 million dollars.
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What?!
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800 million dollars?
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Plus 23 dollars in court costs.
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Wha...? Very well...
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Congratulations, Mr. Sinclair.
Court is adjourned.
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Ahh...
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This is a DNN news update.
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Earl Sinclair of Lower Pangaea
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became our nation's newest
super millionaire this week
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as a result of a huge jury award
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in his landmark suit
against Wesayso.
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The jury awarded
Mr. Sinclair 800 million dollars,
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just because he's an average guy going
up against a big, faceless corporation.
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As one juror expressed it,
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"I hope somebody does the
same thing for me someday."
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I don't know.
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Something about this
money thing really bothers me.
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Are you kidding, Mom?
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00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:02,153
We brought an evil, uncaring
corporation to its knees.
250
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,200
We're taking back
the obscene profits
251
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,468
the fat cats stole
from exploited workers.
252
00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,526
I guess. I only hope your father
253
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,761
plans to use that
money responsibly.
254
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,863
I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich!
255
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:16,133
Hey! Get out of my pool!
256
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,303
- Earl, what are you doing?!
- I'm drowning... in money!
257
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,206
It's my turn! Tell him.
258
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,675
I wanna play in the money!
259
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,645
That's the baby's pool.
Get that money out of there.
260
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,347
Oh, relax, honey. I'll buy
him a new inflatable pool.
261
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,818
Olympic-sized, with a
jewel-encrusted water slide.
262
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,619
This is obscene!
263
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,923
I'm beginning to think the jury
awarded you way too much money.
264
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:42,060
Too much money?! Please...
265
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,062
There's no such thing.
266
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,932
All we needed was enough
to cover our expenses.
267
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,912
So they gave me
enough to cover my body...
268
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,647
and paper the walls of my house.
269
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,772
But all that money had
to come from someplace.
270
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,207
Mom, it came from Wesayso.
271
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,208
There's plenty
where that came from.
272
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,245
Yeah. Fran, I thought
you'd be happier for me.
273
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,682
Finally, an average working
guy gets his just desserts.
274
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,985
And how about all the
other average working guys?
275
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:12,390
Well, I guess I get...
their desserts too.
276
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,925
I think you're being
awfully selfish.
277
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,839
Fran, this is not
about what you think.
278
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,763
This is about me
and my happiness.
279
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,799
And if you can't climb
aboard my happy train, fine.
280
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,236
I'll towel off and go and
visit my real friends at work.
281
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,605
They appreciate my good fortune.
282
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,741
They still look on me
with respect and love.
283
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:34,411
That bum, Sinclair!
I hate his guts.
284
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,248
Yeah, crushing his
foot. He's so lucky.
285
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,184
We have to work our butts off
286
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,687
while Earl sits around
counting money!
287
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,422
Oh, come on, guys. Be fair.
288
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,770
For someone with
Earl's limited math skills,
289
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,839
counting can be very grueling.
290
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,107
Huh?
291
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,100
Hi-ho, peasants!
292
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,836
- Whoa!
- Hey, pally-boy. Yeah.
293
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,839
Hey, Ralph, take a picture of
me with my best friend, Earl.
294
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:05,509
- Oh, yeah. OK, smile.
- Cheese.
295
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,913
Wow, it's in solid gold. Classy.
296
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,115
Looks like you've
made wise investments.
297
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,717
Sinclair!
298
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:16,654
You got one heck of a nerve
showing your face around here.
299
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,123
I oughta bite your head
off and suck the blood
300
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,258
out of your neck
like a sports bottle.
301
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,893
You can't touch me, sir.
302
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,963
- Otherwise I'll sue you again.
- Nice.
303
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,800
Very well...
304
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,335
Then, why don't you
step into my office?
305
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:35,173
You can be part of
my little announcement.
306
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:43,914
Due to our recent
multimillion dollar setback,
307
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,816
Wesayso has been forced
308
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,553
to reduce the size
of its workforce.
309
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,622
Are you're gonna
miniaturize us? Neat.
310
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,892
My apartment will seem
so much roomier now.
311
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,227
Oh, shut up!
312
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,396
You aren't being
shrunk. You're being fired.
313
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,064
- Everybody's fired!
- Huh?
314
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,700
Get outta here! Now!
315
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,770
Sir, I realize the company's
having a tough time,
316
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,806
but is this cutback
absolutely necessary?
317
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,775
Why don't you ask
your pal, Sinclair, there?
318
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:16,113
If I'm not mistaken,
all this is his fault.
319
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,517
Yes, it's all Earl
Sinclair's fault.
320
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,720
In order to pay him
his huge jury prize
321
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,742
without cutting any
executive salaries,
322
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,524
the Wesayso Corporation
has been forced to lay off
323
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,994
tens of thousands
of low-level workers,
324
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,328
while at the same time,
325
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,598
raising prices on all Wesayso
products and services.
326
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,378
Wow, Dad. Looks
like Mom was right.
327
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,113
Wesayso isn't suffering at all.
328
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,038
They're just making consumers
pay for all the money you got.
329
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,474
Son, don't believe
everything you see on TV.
330
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,709
This is just another lie
331
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,611
propagated by
the left-wing media.
332
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,156
Earl,
333
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:51,281
I was just at the market
and the prices are ridiculous.
334
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,251
This loaf of bread
cost 300 dollars.
335
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,287
- What about that, Dad?
- Oh, come on.
336
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,122
That must be that
expensive bread
337
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,490
with the butter baked right in.
338
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,503
Earl, you've got
to do something.
339
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,960
I've got no problems.
340
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,440
What about everybody
who lost their jobs?
341
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,298
Hey, if folks are poor, maybe
they deserve to be poor.
342
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,102
This will teach them to work
hard and save their money.
343
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,215
Oh, you mean like you did, Dad?
344
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,440
Hey, anybody here need
some yard work done?
345
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,811
They raised my rent this month,
and I need some extra cash.
346
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,612
Of course, Roy, how
much do you need?
347
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,082
Uh, 15 thousand dollars.
348
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:28,920
- 15 thousand?!
- I supply my own tools.
349
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,655
- Earl, give him the money.
- Uh, what?!
350
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,192
- Give it to him, Dad.
- Uh...
351
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:38,262
Uh... I could... I could
just give him the money,
352
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,132
but... would that
really be helping him?
353
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,401
- Yes.
- Uh...
354
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,204
I'm sorry, Roy, but it's a lot
more complicated than that.
355
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:51,542
You see, it's my responsibility
to provide you with incentives.
356
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,544
Otherwise, slovenly
idlers like you
357
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,078
might never get off the dole.
358
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:59,950
- Um... Thanks.
- Excuse me, Mrs. Sinclair.
359
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:03,888
It's awful hot standing out
there on the freeway off-ramp.
360
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,824
Could I have something
to drink? Please?
361
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:10,494
- Why, certainly, Sid.
- Thanks.
362
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,963
- Champagne!
- Don't we have anything else?
363
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,500
- Nope. Sorry.
- Just champagne.
364
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,635
Don't give that
slacker my champagne.
365
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,104
If he's thirsty, let him
go and suck on the hose.
366
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,351
Earl Sinclair, you
caused all this.
367
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,842
It's time you stopped
spending money on champagne,
368
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,979
and started giving it to your
friends who need it desperately.
369
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,192
But giving money
to two or three friends
370
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,683
isn't going to solve the
underlying problem here.
371
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,920
Yeah, that's right. Keep it
up, I'll make it worth your while.
372
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,589
These economic problems
are too widespread.
373
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,558
The only way we can help
everybody is to get Wesayso
374
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,161
to lower their prices and
hire back all their workers.
375
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,930
Yeah. You hearing this, Fran?
376
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,132
And how could we
get them to do that?
377
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,945
Dad has to give
back all the money.
378
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,636
Are you nuts?!
379
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,773
- Dad, it's the only answer.
- It's not the only answer.
380
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,808
There's another
perfectly good answer.
381
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,644
- No, I won't do it.
- Don't you see?
382
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,947
That money is our
leverage to force Wesayso
383
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,259
to re-hire all the workers
384
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,294
and lower prices
back where they were.
385
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,987
But... But, it's my money.
386
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,255
I wanna keep it.
387
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,102
But it was a stupid jury award.
388
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,536
How can you enjoy that money
389
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,438
when millions of
others are suffering?
390
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,896
Tell the truth, Earl.
391
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,009
Doesn't that expensive champagne
392
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,353
leave a bitter taste
in your mouth?
393
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:28,372
I thought it was because
I just brushed my teeth.
394
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,909
You came to do what?!
395
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,078
We came to return
the money. Right, Dad?
396
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,781
Uh... Yeah.
397
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,849
- We don't want it anymore.
- What?
398
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,951
It was ill-gotten gains
and we're troubled
399
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,187
by the widespread
hardship it's caused.
400
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,656
- Robbie more so than me.
- Huh?
401
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,759
- You wanna give it all back?
- That's right.
402
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,196
Well... Fine, leave
it by the door.
403
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,764
Have a nice day.
404
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,199
First Wesayso has to agree
405
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,179
to hire back all the
laid off employees
406
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,102
and lower all the
prices it raised.
407
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,972
- What?!
- That's the only way
we'll give it back.
408
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,976
Lower prices?
Never, never, never.
409
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,178
Keep your lousy
money. We don't want it!
410
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,680
Oh, well. Too bad. You tried.
411
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,949
- Thanks for your time, sir.
- Hold it, Dad.
412
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,218
Mr. Richfield, you've
gotta lower prices.
413
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,165
Millions of folks are suffering.
414
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,289
Well, whose fault is that?
415
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,058
You take 800 million from us,
416
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,828
we just take it right back
from everybody else.
417
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,396
- That's terrible!
- No, it makes sense to me.
418
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,732
Well, I'm heading home.
Come on, little ones.
419
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,779
Wait, Dad. We
can't let him do this.
420
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,037
Now, you've heard him.
He's made his mind up.
421
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,406
- Oh, look. A door.
- Wait.
422
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,408
- We've gotta convince him.
- Watch me go.
423
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,011
- You. Don't go anywhere.
- Huh?
424
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,647
Hold it, Dad.
425
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,283
- I'll see you at home, son.
- What?
426
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,819
Watch out!
427
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,588
- Oh, jeez.
- Jeez.
428
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,989
Dad, are you OK?
429
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,658
Oh, sure. That
was hardly a bump.
430
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,061
Whiplash! Oh!
431
00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:00,330
I've hurt my neck.
I'm gonna sue.
432
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:05,268
- Whiplash!
- Hmm?
433
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,941
Order. We'll have order.
434
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,510
Members of the jury,
435
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,479
Have you reached a verdict?
436
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,683
Yes, we have. In the case
of Richfield versus Sinclair,
437
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,705
the jury finds in
favor of the plaintiff,
438
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,955
- B.P. Richfield.
- Oh! The pain is so great.
439
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,125
If only there were some
way to ease the suffering.
440
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,696
And how many
millions is his award?
441
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,066
Well, we figure it
should be a whole bunch.
442
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:38,102
'Cause, after all, his painful
neck injury prevented him
443
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,337
from helping his mother
with the home canning.
444
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,941
Oh, uh, by the way, thanks
for the, uh, preserves, ma'am.
445
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,211
Oh, don't give it
another thought.
446
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,014
Go wait in the car, Mom. I'll
take you back to the home.
447
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,283
- Oh, no.
- So we award Mr. Richfield,
448
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:57,288
say, um... Oh,
800 million dollars.
449
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,957
Ahh! Another 800 million?!
450
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:04,128
OK, that tears it. I am sick to
death of these absurd awards.
451
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,431
Nobody on Earth
deserves 800 million dollars!
452
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,373
You didn't taste
her apple chutney.
453
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,601
Be quiet, you!
454
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,970
I am the judge here, and
nobody is getting any more
455
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,839
crazy jackpot
awards in my court.
456
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,975
All right, we're going
to straighten this out
457
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,511
once and for all.
You, Sinclair...
458
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,547
You give back all the
money you got from Wesayso.
459
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,449
- Do I have to?
- Yes.
460
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,985
Well, then, I'd be
honored, Your Honor.
461
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,654
- And you, Richfield...
- Huh?
462
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:35,492
Wesayso has to lower its prices
and hire back all its workers.
463
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,261
Oh... Well, I'll...
464
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:41,331
Speak up, Bradley. You have
such a lovely speaking voice.
465
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:44,734
OK, Your Honor.
466
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,337
Bradley?
467
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,975
Fine. That sorts that out.
Am I forgetting anything?
468
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,911
What about these two? They've
been making goo-goo eyes
469
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,458
at each other ever since
the opening arguments.
470
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,416
Yes. I am sick to death of
this beating around the bush.
471
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,185
Why don't you two just
go ahead and get married?
472
00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,920
Will you be mine?
473
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:05,956
- Wha... Yes.
- Ah.
474
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,692
I now pronounce
you husband and wife.
475
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,228
Wow, what a happy ending.
476
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,898
Well, I think that settles
everything. Court is adjourned.
477
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,334
And those of you
interested can stick around
478
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,202
for some wedding cake.
479
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,240
Well, there it goes.
480
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,675
Is a judge allowed
to do all that?
481
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,410
I think he just did it.
482
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,215
You're not too
disappointed, are you, Earl?
483
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:34,818
Are you kidding? There's cake!
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