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Now approaching the 18th tee,
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tournament leader Earl Sinclair.
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Hey, listen there.
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Bet you never thought you'd
hear those words together.
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Sinclair and leader? Heh?
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I've been waiting a
long time for this, Roy.
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I always lived
with the secret fear
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that my life had no meaning.
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But if I par this hole, I
become Earl Sinclair,
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Wesayso Employee
Tournament champ,
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Southeastern
Division, 35 and over.
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That's not a life lived in vain.
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All I have to do to ensure
my time on this earth
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has meant something,
is not to choke.
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- He's gonna choke.
- Big time.
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Ah! Jeez!
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Hey, relax there, pally-boy.
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All you gotta do is steer
clear of those trees on the left...
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If you hit it over there,
it's the end of the world.
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Hey, hey! I got
enough pressure here.
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No, uh, I mean those
trees actually mark
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the end of the known world.
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Your ball goes over
them, it sails off the edge
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into a huge cauldron of
fire-breathing dragons.
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And they call this a par three?
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Yo, Earl, you gonna
swing during this epoch?
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All right, all right.
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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Come on, come on...
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Oh...
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Oh, my. Over the trees.
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What a surprise.
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Hey, don't sweat it, Earl. It
could happen to anybody.
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What's the penalty
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for hitting the ball off
the end of the world?
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It's two strokes, I think.
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I'm not taking the penalty.
I'll play where it lies.
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- What?
- Hey, whoa!
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Hey, you can't
do that, pally-boy.
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No dinosaur's ever
gone past those trees.
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You'll fall off the
end of the world!
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I'm not losing this tournament!
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Rats!
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I knew I shouldn't
use the range ball.
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I wonder where it
went. Huh? What's this?
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"Unspeakable horrors."
That would have to be it.
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That's the way my life works.
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Maybe I should drop
some breadcrumbs.
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Honey, I'm home!
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Oh, my allergies.
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What's this?
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Earl. Hey, Earl!
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Wait up!
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Hey, Roy, you came after
me. Now that's a true friend.
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Ah, Sid sent me to make
sure you didn't cheat.
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Jeez!
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Oh! Oh, boy, that smarts.
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- Hey.
- Bah!
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- Uh, Roy.
- Yeah?
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In the event that
I actually fall off
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the edge of the known world,
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make sure you get the
deposit back on the golf cart.
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Oh, sure thing. OK.
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Roy! You're not
gonna believe this.
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Huh? Hmm? Ohhh!
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We'll never find your ball now.
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It's not the edge of the world.
It's a vast, uncharted new land!
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- Yeah.
- And I discovered it!
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- Yeah?
- Hey, I better
make my claim official.
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Yeah. Yo. Yo, yo, yo!
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Quick, yell "dibs."
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I hereby claim this land in the
name of Earl Sneed Sinclair.
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Yeah.
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There. It is done.
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Yep, my name's gonna
go down in history, Roy.
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Earl Sneed Sinclair,
famous discovery guy.
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Uh, what about me?
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- Oh! Well, you'll be there too.
- Yeah?
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Not based on your
own merit, but, uh...
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simply by being close to me in
my hour of extreme greatness.
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Yeah. Roy Hess, passive
observer to history.
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Uh... Ooh!
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Ah! We'll get at the scene.
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Whoa!
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Ow! Oh!
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Cavemen? What
are they doing here?
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Trespassing, I'd say.
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Oh, boy. For some reason,
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they don't seem to
know it's your land.
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- Well, then let me inform them.
- Yeah.
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Ah!
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Yeah.
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Yuck, they're
hairy little savages.
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- Ain't they.
- They'll have to go.
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Nothing drives down the
value of real estate like humans.
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- Right, right.
- Well, come, Roy.
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History awaits our biased
recounting of this momentous event.
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Oh!
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Yeah, we could
significantly embellish...
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I don't believe this!
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I discover a whole new
world, and no one cares!
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Yay!
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Well, there you
go. See? He cares.
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Mama discovered new world!
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No, not Mama. Daddy.
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Daddy discovered a new world.
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- What did Mama do?
- Mama did nothing.
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Nothing! Yay! Mama did nothing!
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I'm sure it's a very nice world,
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but I don't know what you're
gonna do with a million acres
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when you barely have the
energy to mow the front yard.
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Robbie, will you please
explain to your mother
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the significance
of my discovery?
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Well, a find like
this is followed by
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an expansion of
the dinosaur empire.
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Which, ruthlessly
and mercilessly,
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crushes any life
standing in its path.
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Listen here, Mr. Knee-Jerk Leftwing
World Domination Poo-poo-er.
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It so happens that there's
nothing out there to ruin.
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Just some rocks and
shrubs and cavemen.
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Cavemen? There's
cavemen living there?
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They're not living
there, they're just there.
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Like the rocks and dirt. Are
the rocks and dirt living there?
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Dad, some anthropologists
believe that the cavemen
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have an agrarian culture with
rudimentary spiritual awareness
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and a close-knit
family structure.
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So do rocks!
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It's their land. They
were there first.
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They're animals.
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They may be smaller than
us, but I can't think of a creature
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- more blood-thirsty and savage.
- It's Mr. Richfield.
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- OK, that's one.
- Yeah.
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Um, hello.
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Congratulations, Sinclair.
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I heard about your
historic discovery.
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Oh, thank you, sir. I knew
somebody'd be impressed.
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Well, that's an awful lot
of land you just got there.
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Have you thought how you
might rape and denude it?
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Rape and denude it, sir?
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Forgive me... industry jargon.
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I meant develop it
for the public good.
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- Well, actually, no.
- Yeah!
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Good! Because the
Wesayso Corporation
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is in the unique position to
convert that tree-choked jungle
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- into a thriving metropolis!
- Oh, I don't know, sir.
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In the past,
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you've used and degraded
me in cruel and sadistic ways.
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When you suggest you
know what's best for the land,
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I can't help but suspect
you're trying to manipulate me.
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Hmm. Have I mentioned
we're gonna call it Sinclair City?
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Start paving, bud.
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Hey, how's it going,
bud? What's that?
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- We found some spotted owl.
- Lunch!
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OK.
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The Earl Sinclair International
Airport will be over there.
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Another monument to your ego?
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No, the monument to my ego
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will be in front of
the Galleria Earl.
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More stores?
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Did you have to name
everything after yourself?
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No. And if you'd just open
your eyes, Mrs. Spoke Too Soon,
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you'd see see that I named
the city library after you.
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- I'm honored.
- Hey, Dad, look at this.
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You keep saying
cavemen are just animals.
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I think they must be smart
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if they made this. It's
obviously a spearhead.
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- It's a rock.
- Oh. All right.
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What about this? This
is clearly a cutting tool.
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Clearly another rock.
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What about this? It's
some kind of salad shooter.
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The savages! They use
vegetables as weapons!
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But they're not savages!
Look, I'm telling you.
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You're destroying
an entire civilization.
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If there was a civilization
here, we'd see some signs of it.
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Like what?
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Like billboards, tract
homes, strip malls.
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Those drive-through huts
where you can drop off your film.
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- Cookie!
- I'm telling you,
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cavemen have been here for
years and haven't done a thing.
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Maybe they like it this way.
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And they like waiting two
weeks to get their film back?
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- But...
- You're making the case for me.
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Robbie's just
expressing his opinion.
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You don't have to
be so hard on him.
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Hard on him?
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He's been raining on my
parade since I found this place.
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Look! Cookie!
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Cookie for me!
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Why can't he just
be happy for me?
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I mean, finally, I'm
gonna be somebody.
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I'm gonna be remembered.
It's all I ever wanted.
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Everybody wants
to be remembered.
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See? She gets it
and she's only ten.
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- Fourteen.
- Whatever.
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- Earl, where's the baby?
- I'll find him.
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There's no point in me
sticking around here. Jeez.
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Oh, Rob's a big
boy. He'll get over it.
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I'll name a bridge after him.
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I'm rich!
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- Hey, get back here.
- No!
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- Where'd you get those cookies?
- Found 'em.
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Right. I suppose they
were lying on the ground.
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That's right. One there,
one there, one there.
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Well, that doesn't
make any sense.
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Why would there
be a trail of cookies
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leading to this very spot?
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- I don't know,
but they're mine.
- Hey!
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- Mama!
- Help!
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- Help! Help!
- Mommy!
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- Help!
- Told him they had spearheads.
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Hey! Ow!
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Help, help, help!
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Robbie! Baby!
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- They're not in their rooms.
- Then search somewhere else.
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Right, I'll check the mall.
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I knew they didn't come
home by themselves.
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We should've stayed in
the forest and kept looking.
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We did look. They weren't there.
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Come on, you saw the
mood Robbie was in.
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He's found the Baby
and he's taking his
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own sweet time coming
home to annoy me.
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Watch, I bet the two of them
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come waltzing through
that door any second.
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Hi. It's me.
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- Ah, thanks.
- Roy, this is a bad time.
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Robbie and the Baby are missing!
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Oh, then I guess
how I found his shoe
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would stir up
unpleasant memories.
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Where did you
find Robbie's shoe?
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Uh, oh, in the forest,
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next to a bunch
of caveman tracks.
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Cavemen? With
Robbie and the Baby?
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What if they've
been carried off?
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- Earl, I'm calling the police.
- Uh, Frannie.
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Frannie, my wife, my
love. My partner in a certain
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multi-million-dollar
real estate venture.
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I understand your concern
about your offspring.
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But let's not start a panic here
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with irresponsible,
unsubstantiated rumors
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of savages
carrying off children.
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Our babies are out there,
Earl. I'm calling the police.
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Frannie, come on!
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This is my one
chance to be important.
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It happened by accident, and
it's not gonna happen again.
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- Don't blow this for me.
- We've gotta do something.
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And we will! But let
me handle it my way.
247
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:29,307
Besides, I'm sure
they're perfectly safe.
248
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,911
Mama!
249
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,955
Huh?
250
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,458
Huh?
251
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,532
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Your language is very crude.
252
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,969
I imagine you're trying to
communicate in your primitive way.
253
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:01,506
Don't get offended, I just don't
understand... Blah, blah blah.
254
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:05,676
Blah, blah, blah, blah...
255
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:15,019
What the...?
256
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,221
- Uh...
- Whoa!
257
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,691
Uh, please forgive me.
258
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:24,162
Many eggs hatch since I
speak to another of my kind.
259
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,662
You're a dinosaur.
260
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:30,068
Yes. Cavepeople call
me Wahatchi Muychacha.
261
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:34,138
- Muychacha.
- It means "Thighs of Thunder."
262
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,641
They ask me, speak with you now.
263
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:40,010
- How are you called?
- I... I'm Robbie Sinclair.
264
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,011
Robbie.
265
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,714
I'm the Baby. Uh, gotta love me?
266
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:47,418
- Cute.
- Why are you living
with the cavemen?
267
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,854
Oh, well, when I was small,
268
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,967
like, uh, Baby Gotta Love Me,
269
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:55,393
my parents, uh...
270
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:59,397
dinosaur, like you, bring
me to forest for picnic.
271
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,566
But soon, I am alone.
272
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,435
Parents no more.
273
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,237
Oh, they died, huh?
274
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,574
No, two-career
couple. No time for kids.
275
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,475
They leave me, drive away fast.
276
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,644
- That stinks!
- Oh, no.
277
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:19,150
Cavepeople find me.
Raise as one of them.
278
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,420
Live here many
years. Very happy.
279
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,056
Until dinosaur come.
280
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,258
Rape and denude our land.
281
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,094
Make cavepeople angry.
282
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:33,163
That is why they bring you here.
283
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,000
Um...
284
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,302
Well, boys, as you
might have heard,
285
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,471
we've had some caveman trouble.
286
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,639
Cavemen?
287
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,885
They're nothing but
murderous varmints!
288
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,621
- Yeah!
- The only good caveman
289
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,012
is a dead caveman!
290
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,916
Well said. That's why I want
you all to be part of my posse.
291
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,985
Posse?
292
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,654
Gee, Earl, isn't that,
293
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,722
basically, some sort
of vigilante group?
294
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,591
Ha! Better believe it.
295
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,261
- Sounds kinda dangerous.
- Yeah, well,
296
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:07,998
with a posse, we can act
quickly and do things our own way.
297
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,434
What you're saying is
this posse would operate,
298
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:15,106
- essentially, outside the law.
- Well, technically, yeah.
299
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,507
And in doing so,
300
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,344
wouldn't we be running roughshod
over rights of the individual
301
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,926
- and due process?
- Yeah!
302
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,980
In a fit of self-righteous
vigilantism,
303
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,683
we could break
the law ourselves.
304
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:29,620
- Couldn't we?
- Huh? Theoretically, but...
305
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,400
If we were perceived
as criminals,
306
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,301
what would keep a
posse coming after us?
307
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,393
- And another after them.
- Yeah!
308
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,028
We could be opening
the floodgates to anarchy.
309
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,497
That's right.
310
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,711
Bringing about the demise
of the family and other family...
311
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,704
- Earl? A word, please?
- Huh?
312
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,107
Charlene and I are going.
313
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,075
- Where?
- To get our boys.
314
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,155
Are you staying
or coming with us?
315
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,082
I hear ya, I got more kids than
you could shake a rat on a stick at.
316
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,686
Carry over to a
posse-related injury? Huh?
317
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,888
- Let's go.
- Good. Come on.
318
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,891
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Come, the time is short.
319
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,693
- She talks funny.
- Shush.
320
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,561
- You shush.
- Behold.
321
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,364
- Cartoons!
- Quiet.
322
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,765
For many years,
323
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,902
cavepeople live in harmony
with trees and creatures.
324
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:21,005
Preserve land so
all can live together.
325
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,074
Then dinosaur come.
326
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:26,343
Push down trees. Pour
black rock over land.
327
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,213
Pave paradise,
put up parking lot.
328
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:34,485
Dinosaur own land, but
dinosaur not love land.
329
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,654
And this...
330
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,591
uh, pretty much
brings us up to date.
331
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,926
Well, what is it
you want us to do?
332
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:49,267
You must go now. Tell
dinosaur what you have seen.
333
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,236
Tell them cavepeople
want only to preserve
334
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,904
what is already here.
335
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,174
- Tell them...
- Robbie! Baby!
336
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,509
Not the Mama!
337
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,212
The dinosaur have come.
338
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:04,048
Now it is up to you.
339
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,885
- There's their filthy rat hole.
- Yeah.
340
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:11,489
OK. Now there's only
three of us, so look fierce.
341
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:15,292
Right.
342
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,172
Now listen, you slimy hairballs!
343
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,141
You hurt one
scale on my boy's...
344
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,709
- It's OK, Dad.
- Robbie!
345
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,566
- Dad, Dad!
- Not the Mama!
346
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:23,868
It's OK. We're fine.
347
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,836
- Oh!
- My babies!
348
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,605
- Mama!
- Baby!
349
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,185
Get back! They're coming out.
350
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,476
Oh! Take your brother
home where it's safe.
351
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,978
Dad. Easy, Dad,
they're not gonna hurt us.
352
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,317
Well, lookie here. A
dinosaur gone caveman.
353
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,787
What's the matter? Couldn't
cut it in the civilized world?
354
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,129
There is little civilized
355
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,477
about a world that
treats land as you do.
356
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,359
This is my land, and I've
got the deed to prove it.
357
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,428
But that's just a
piece of paper, Dad.
358
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,564
- They were here first.
- But I discovered it.
359
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:58,136
This is my chance to be part
of history. To be somebody.
360
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,203
To have dinosaurs know who I am.
361
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,738
You're Earl
Sinclair, aren't you?
362
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,975
You see?
363
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,077
Who are you?
364
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,846
Walter Sternhagen
of Tax Assessment.
365
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,414
This is for you.
366
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,885
Oh, fame now has a
double-edged sword.
367
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,621
Now that this area has
been officially discovered,
368
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,434
it can be officially taxed.
369
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,369
And, according to
our assessments,
370
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:25,262
the taxes on this little slice
of heaven come to exactly...
371
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:29,333
$11,280,000.
372
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,603
That's insane! I don't
have that kind of money.
373
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:36,040
Well, as we say in the tax
assessment office, tough!
374
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,742
If it's your land,
you gotta pay for it.
375
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,243
And if I don't?
376
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,913
Our collection department
bites your face off.
377
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,849
Oh! Aw, jeez!
378
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:49,053
Who'd have thought making your
mark on history could be so hard?
379
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,788
- Uh, Mr. Sternhagen?
- Uh-huh?
380
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,190
Hypothetically speaking,
381
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,625
if this land belonged
to, say, cavepeople...
382
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,761
- Yeah.
- Since they're not citizens,
383
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,263
and they don't legally exist,
384
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,997
you couldn't tax
them, could you?
385
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:04,835
- Well, actually... no.
- Yes!
386
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,638
Dad, Dad, look.
They're decent creatures.
387
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,418
If you let them keep their land,
388
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,674
you'd give them the chance
389
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,977
to live with dignity and
harmony with nature
390
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,244
for generations to come!
391
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,179
That's really being
somebody, Dad.
392
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:19,683
Plus, that's 11 million dollars
the government will never see.
393
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:33,663
I guess... this belongs to you.
394
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:54,050
Today, he says, you
have done a noble thing.
395
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:57,888
He says, today will
always be remembered
396
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:01,892
for the generosity
of the large plaid one.
397
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,199
We remember...
398
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,434
Earl!
399
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:14,971
- Huh.
- Well, what do you know, Earl?
400
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:19,409
I think it looks like you're going
to be remembered, after all.
401
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:23,446
I'm proud of you, Dad.
402
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,684
And so it was that a
group of savage cavemen
403
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,087
came to own a million
acres of prime real estate.
404
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,456
An hour later, representatives of
the government met with the cavemen
405
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:36,794
and after several hours
of delicate negotiations,
406
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,797
swindled... purchased
the land from the cavemen
407
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:44,134
in exchange for $24
and some shiny beads.
408
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,704
Those noble, but
financially naive, savages
409
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,240
will be relocated to a remote
corner of northwest Pangaea,
410
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,242
but they won't
soon be forgotten.
411
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:54,678
A brand-new baseball stadium
412
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,015
will be built on the cavemen's
sacred burial grounds
413
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,951
and will serve as the
home for a new franchise,
414
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:05,288
named appropriately, the
Central Pangaea Cavemen.
415
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,391
The team's owners unveiled
their new logo earlier today,
416
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:12,395
saying, "We'll miss those
lovable fuzzballs, but hey,
417
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:16,033
it's a great day for baseball."
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