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Honey, I'm home.
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What are you doing
with those scissors?
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I just want to talk to you.
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Get away from me.
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I just want to take
a little off the top.
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They're my spikes,
Dad. I like 'em this way.
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They're in your eyes.
How can you see?
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I like the way they look.
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You look like a girl, or a bum.
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You look like a girl bum.
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Fran, am I alone on this one?
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- Well...
- Oh, that's right! Undermine my authority.
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A lot of boys are wearing
their spikes longer.
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Jeez, cripple me.
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Could we discuss
this after dinner?
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He's not eating dinner in
my house with those spikes.
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Obviously, I can't do
anything right, Dad.
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My room is a mess, my spikes
are too long, my posture stinks.
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Why is it that everything
I do is so wrong?
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I was going to ask
you the same thing.
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You know, I didn't ask to
get hatched into this family.
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Oh, well, nobody's
keeping you here.
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Fine!
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Fine!
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Don't you walk away from me.
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Hey, you did the
right thing, Sinclair.
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If you let him clip your spikes,
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who knows what he'll
want to cut off next.
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He's always on my tail.
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Yeah, well, like I told you,
it was better in the old days.
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When the male came of age,
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he challenged his
father for supremacy.
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Really? Like a fight?
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- To the death.
- Cool.
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- You could kick
your dad's butt...
- Yeah?
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Take his territory...
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Right.
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Marry his wife.
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Wouldn't that be my mom?
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Eww!
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Ugh!
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I'm telling you, I'm
never going back.
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Hey, no need to. We got
everything you need out here.
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You want dinner? We'll catch it.
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Yeah, that's right.
We're dinosaurs.
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Top of the food chain.
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- Dinner!
- Dinner!
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Aah!
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No...
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Ohh. Well, maybe
some salad first.
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Yeah, plants are slow.
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Hmm... Mm-hmm.
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Hey, what about this?
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Oh, definitely a plant.
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Looks kinda weird.
You think it's poisonous?
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Yum. Yum.
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Doesn't taste poisonous.
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Huh. I wonder what it is.
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Yeah...
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What are we laughing about?
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You know what's weird?
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When we first got here,
I felt really bummed.
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But now I feel really good.
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Why do you think that is?
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I don't know, Scooter. Your
guess is as good as mine.
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Hey, pass me some
more of that plant.
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Sure.
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Ahh...
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Ahh...
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There you go.
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- You know what would make
this moment perfect?
- What?
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If my dad was here.
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I love my dad.
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Yeah, I love your dad too.
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I love everybody's dad.
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I love the word "dad."
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You know what? I'm
gonna go tell him right now.
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Whoa.
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Hi.
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Aha!
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Dad...
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The prodigal son returns.
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Couldn't cut it out
there in the cold world.
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Want to be back under Daddy's
roof, eating Daddy's food.
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That's gonna take an attitude
adjustment from you, sonny boy.
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I love you, Dad,
more than life itself.
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Oh, Dad!
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Love? Well, that's a start.
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I realized that I was
completely wrong
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and you were completely right.
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Not just now, but always.
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Hold it right there.
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Are we having a touching moment,
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or are you teasing me?
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I mean it, Dad. I was
just out in the woods
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eating this plant with
Spike, I felt so happy
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I came right home to
share it with my dad.
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Wait a minute. Are you telling
me this plant made you happy?
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- Yeah.
- That's the dumbest thing
I ever heard.
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Ah, Dad. Just try it.
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Plants don't make you happy.
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Look, I'll prove it to you.
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See? Nothing.
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♪ It's a ♪
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♪ Most unusual day ♪
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♪ It's like catching
the bridal bouquet ♪
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♪ It's like reaching the moon ♪
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♪ Or composing a tune ♪
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♪ It's a most unusual day ♪
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♪ It's a ♪
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♪ Most unusual time ♪
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♪ I keep feeling my
temperature climb ♪
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♪ If my heart's not
behaving the usual way ♪
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♪ Then there's only
one thing to say ♪
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♪ It's a most unusual ♪
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♪ Most unusual ♪
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♪ Most unusual ♪
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♪ Day ♪
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Oh! Whoa, whoa!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Dad, Dad...
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Oh, Dad, I can't believe we've
known each other for so long,
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and we've never danced together.
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Oh, we won't make
that mistake again, son.
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Yeah...
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Come on. Get up, big guy.
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- Happy to.
- I'm happy you're happy.
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Oh, it's plant time.
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Here. Have some of this.
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Plant time, plant
time, plant time...
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Here you are.
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Are you two still fighting?
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Oh, look, it's Charlene!
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Hi, Charlene.
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How are you?
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You guys have changed.
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Wow. Look, she's talking.
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Wow...
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Plant time...
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Give me that.
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So should we tell her?
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Absolutely.
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Charlene, this is our
special happy food.
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Mmm, this is good.
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Well, I guess I'm
the last one up.
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Oh, good morning, perfect wife.
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Good morning, Earl.
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What are you eating?
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It's a plant Robbie
found in the forest.
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It's made us very happy.
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A plant that makes you
happy? Oh, that's nice.
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Earl, shouldn't you be
getting ready for work?
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I'm happy right here.
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Hey, look! It's Mom!
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Are you happy, Fran?
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Well, I'd be happier if you
were on your way to work.
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Then I'm on my way.
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Bye, Dad. You're
great. Love you.
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Bye.
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What's so funny?
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I just realized
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I don't wear any pants.
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Falling trees!
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- Watch it, idiot!
- Get your helmet on!
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There you go.
That oughta get it.
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Hey.
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Huh?
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What? Oh, happy morning, guys.
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Hey, where you been, pally boy?
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Richfield's been looking
for you all morning.
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Oh, really? It is so nice
of him to be concerned.
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This is the happiest
moment of my life.
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No, wait.
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This is.
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No, wait.
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This is.
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Oh, life just keeps
getting better and better.
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Hey, maybe it's just me,
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but I think Earl seems
unusually happy this morning.
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Hey, Earl, uh, you havin' some
kind of brain problem there?
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Guys, I have discovered
the key to eternal bliss.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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Lunchbox?
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- Hmm.
- Ooh.
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It's in this simple plant,
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and I want to share it with you.
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Thanks. I'm touched.
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And you...
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Sinclair, in here now!
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Doesn't he have
the neatest yell?
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Oh, presents.
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Coming.
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Coming.
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Hoo-hoo!
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Hello, my special friend.
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Sinclair, you were
late this morning.
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Oh, you notice everything.
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Boss, I want you to accept this
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as my special love-gift
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from me to you from me.
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Four hours late, Sinclair!
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I'm trying to think
of one good reason
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not to tear your head off
and spit down your throat!
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You don't fool
me, Mr. Richfield.
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You may play the grouchy
grump, but I know the real you.
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You want to run
through a meadow.
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You want to sing a song,
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you want to feel the warm
summer sun on your freckled face.
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Aah!
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I know that deep inside you,
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there's a frightened little
boy yearning to be set free.
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Set him free, B.P.
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♪ Let him come out and pla-ay ♪
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The only frightened
little boy inside of me
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is the one I had for breakfast!
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And I'm having
his sister for lunch!
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Oh, you are a
witty wordsmith, sir.
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Sinclair, I ought to kill
you and your whole family,
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but I'd probably get in
trouble with the union.
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As it is there's only
one thing I can do to you.
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You're fired, Sinclair!
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Fired, fired, fired!
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Fired? That means I don't
have to come to work anymore.
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Oh, this is the best
day ever! Oh, thank you!
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- Oh, thank you, sir.
- Blah!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Oh, joy! Oh, joy!
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Ahh...
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Colors.
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All done. One more.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Baby making a mess.
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Baby on fire!
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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Did you guys ever think that
maybe we're being watched?
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What do you mean, son?
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Well, I mean,
like, all the time,
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by secret cameras
hidden in the walls,
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like... like, there!
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- Or there! Or there!
- Huh?
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Uh... Uh...
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And that maybe our
whole lives are on TV
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in some other
universe somewhere.
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Yeah. Yeah, and if they
stopped watching us,
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we'd cease to exist.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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Oh. Oh.
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00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:06,689
Hey, why is our numerical
system based on 10
251
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when we only have eight fingers?
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Hey, yeah. We've got eight.
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Hello?
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Father? Father?
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Hmm?
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00:12:17,234 --> 00:12:18,545
- Sister?
- Hey. Hi.
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- Look, it's a baby.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Want more juice!
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Yes, I know.
260
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It's so funny the way
his arms and legs move.
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Want more juice!
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Oh, I could stand here
and watch him all day.
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- Yeah.
- Wow.
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- I want...
- Ooh.
265
00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:34,850
More... juice!
266
00:12:36,687 --> 00:12:39,454
Again!
267
00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:42,091
What are you all doing home?
268
00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:43,525
It's the middle of the day.
269
00:12:43,628 --> 00:12:47,029
- Where is Mother?
- Look, everybody, it's Fran.
270
00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:49,031
- Hi, Fran.
- Hi, Fran.
271
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,432
Why aren't you in school?
272
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:53,436
Oh, I knew we were
supposed to be someplace.
273
00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:57,339
Hey, Charlene, we're
always someplace.
274
00:12:57,441 --> 00:13:00,008
- Whoa...
- Whoa...
275
00:13:00,111 --> 00:13:01,910
Mama bring me food?
276
00:13:02,012 --> 00:13:04,657
No, Mama couldn't buy
any groceries at the market
277
00:13:04,681 --> 00:13:07,060
because they refused
to take our check.
278
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:08,951
Apparently, there's no
money in the account.
279
00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:12,332
How could there be? I haven't
been to work in the longest time.
280
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:16,091
- What are you saying?
- I got fired a week ago.
281
00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:19,027
Oh, It was the happiest
moment of my life.
282
00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:21,108
No, wait, this is. No, wait...
283
00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:25,234
Stop that! You've been leaving the house
every morning. Where have you been going?
284
00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:27,903
For the first couple of days,
I just stood in the driveway,
285
00:13:28,005 --> 00:13:30,406
but after a while that
stopped being fulfilling,
286
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:33,442
so I decided to improve myself.
287
00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:36,045
I've been going back to school.
288
00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:37,880
You mean high school?
289
00:13:37,982 --> 00:13:40,382
Well, I started
off in high school,
290
00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:41,996
but I got sent
back to junior high.
291
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,897
It wasn't so much the academics.
292
00:13:43,921 --> 00:13:45,721
I just had trouble socially.
293
00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:47,289
This is crazy.
294
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,671
No, no, no, it's OK.
295
00:13:48,726 --> 00:13:51,305
Now I'm past my awkward
phase, I'm making friends.
296
00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:54,863
Hey, I'm even going out for
cheerleader. Fight 'em! Fight 'em!
297
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:58,200
Earl, this has got to stop.
Our family is coming apart!
298
00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:00,869
And I'm beginning to think
this happy plant is a bad thing.
299
00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:04,473
Hey, Mom, what could be bad about
something that makes you feel good?
300
00:14:04,575 --> 00:14:06,608
Don't you guys feel good?
301
00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:07,943
I feel good.
302
00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:09,978
Gimme a G!
303
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,914
Give me some food!
304
00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:14,549
Oh, I'll get you some
food, sweetheart.
305
00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:17,086
It's about time!
306
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:20,189
All these jars are empty!
Who ate all the food?
307
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:22,858
Well, we finished off
everything in the refrigerator.
308
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,361
You ate all the food?
309
00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:28,063
Uh-huh. We even finished
the baking soda in the back.
310
00:14:28,165 --> 00:14:30,605
We have no food,
we have no money!
311
00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:33,368
- We'll live on love.
- Earl, that's it!
312
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:35,871
We are going right down
to Mr. Richfield's office,
313
00:14:35,973 --> 00:14:38,473
and you are going to beg
him to give you your job back!
314
00:14:38,575 --> 00:14:39,808
But I'll miss my pep rally!
315
00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:41,788
And you are not
taking this with you.
316
00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:43,724
You need to get as far
from this as possible,
317
00:14:43,748 --> 00:14:46,782
back to a normal, healthy
working environment.
318
00:14:53,524 --> 00:14:55,958
Hey, Eddie boy, join the party.
319
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,994
You guys are making
fun of me, aren't you?
320
00:14:59,096 --> 00:15:00,596
No, we're just happy.
321
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:03,065
Here, have some
more of the plant.
322
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:05,434
No, no, no, I don't
like the happy plant.
323
00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:08,448
I used to like the happy plant.
Now it just makes me paranoid.
324
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,140
At least I think it
makes me paranoid.
325
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,642
You all think I'm
paranoid, don't you?!
326
00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:15,311
Hey, steady there, Eduardo.
327
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:17,012
We're here for you.
328
00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:19,281
We'll ride this out together.
329
00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:20,916
Hey there, guys.
330
00:15:21,018 --> 00:15:22,095
Huh?
331
00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:22,951
It's Earl!
332
00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,486
Hey, there, pally boy.
333
00:15:24,588 --> 00:15:27,189
Come to join us
for a little nibble?
334
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,125
No, he hasn't. From
now on I'd appreciate it
335
00:15:29,227 --> 00:15:31,271
if you keep that stuff
away from my husband.
336
00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:36,131
Whoa! Looks like somebody didn't
eat her happy plant this morning.
337
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:40,769
Did you give Mr. Richfield
some of that plant?
338
00:15:40,871 --> 00:15:43,806
♪ Wow, purple haze ♪
339
00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:45,407
♪ All through my brain ♪
340
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,777
♪ Lately things don't
seem the same ♪
341
00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:51,480
♪ Actin' funny, and
I don't know why ♪
342
00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:52,692
Mr. Richfield?
343
00:15:52,716 --> 00:15:55,651
♪ 'Scuse me while
I kiss the sky ♪
344
00:15:58,356 --> 00:16:00,356
Yeah! Ha-ha!
345
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,925
What's shaking, ba-aa-aa-by?
346
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:07,041
Mr. Richfield, Earl is
very sorry he offended you,
347
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:09,209
and wants to know if
he can have his job...
348
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:11,133
You're talking about
me in here, aren't you?
349
00:16:11,235 --> 00:16:13,547
No, Ed. Please, leave us alone.
350
00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:16,572
OK. After I go, you'll
talk about me, won't you?
351
00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:18,774
No, man. Be cool!
352
00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:24,847
We're sorry, Mr. Richfield. It's
just that we're out of money...
353
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:28,316
Sinclair, my eyes have
opened in the last few days.
354
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,318
I've seen the future
of this company,
355
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,788
and it's a gas, gas, gas!
356
00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:35,024
From now on,
357
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,026
nobody has to work around here.
358
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:40,195
We can sit around all day
and eat the happy plant.
359
00:16:40,297 --> 00:16:41,162
Can you dig it?
360
00:16:41,264 --> 00:16:43,198
Yeah, daddy-o!
361
00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:44,566
I knew you could!
362
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:49,004
And I want you by my
side as my assistant!
363
00:16:49,106 --> 00:16:51,740
No, my partner. Yeah!
364
00:16:51,842 --> 00:16:53,241
You and me, Sinclair,
365
00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:56,678
doing absolutely nothing
and getting paid for it!
366
00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:59,281
Ooh. Well...
367
00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:01,650
Chill. Uh... ahem.
368
00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:04,787
B.P. here. If you got the dime,
369
00:17:04,889 --> 00:17:06,588
I got the time.
370
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:09,190
Oh, hello, sir.
What's happening?
371
00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:10,326
Uh-huh.
372
00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:11,794
Mm-hm.
373
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,161
Mm-hm.
374
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:17,165
Crazy! Dig it! I'm there!
Out of sight! We gone!
375
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:19,234
Well, I've been fired.
376
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:20,580
Huh?
377
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,271
Bummer.
378
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,110
♪ Wow, yeah ♪
379
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:31,046
♪ Actin' funny but
I don't know why ♪
380
00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:34,283
♪ Is it tomorrow or
just the end of time? ♪
381
00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:40,756
Thank you!
382
00:17:48,832 --> 00:17:52,367
Ohh. Oh, my head.
383
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:57,872
My body has this... feeling.
384
00:17:57,975 --> 00:17:59,141
Uhh...
385
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:01,310
Oh, it's like...
386
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,511
Oh, it's like unhappiness.
387
00:18:03,613 --> 00:18:07,382
Uhh. I forgot how bad this felt.
388
00:18:07,484 --> 00:18:08,883
What time is it?
389
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:11,119
Um... it's noon.
390
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:14,957
- What? Noon?
- Dad, shh!
391
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,691
I slept through the big game!
392
00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:19,361
The girls were counting on me
to be the bottom of the pyramid.
393
00:18:19,463 --> 00:18:23,032
Oh! I need some more
plant. I got to get happy.
394
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:24,566
Come on, come on.
395
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,101
Search. Got to find.
396
00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:28,763
There's nothing left
but seeds and stems.
397
00:18:28,805 --> 00:18:31,006
I need some, I need some.
I need some, I need some.
398
00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:34,076
Oh, look. There's one left.
399
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:36,278
I got it! I'm the daddy!
400
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,724
That's mine! I'm eating it!
401
00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:39,148
- No!
- It's mine!
402
00:18:39,183 --> 00:18:42,084
Oh, no. It's mine!
403
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:46,087
- Stop it!
- What?
404
00:18:46,189 --> 00:18:48,023
Look at yourselves!
405
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,624
Sleeping on the floor!
406
00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:51,204
Half-eaten food everywhere!
407
00:18:51,228 --> 00:18:53,962
Is this what our
family has come to?
408
00:18:54,064 --> 00:18:55,764
Ha-ha, you guys got in trouble!
409
00:18:55,866 --> 00:18:57,098
Cut it out.
410
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,501
If you three want to ruin
your lives with that plant,
411
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:02,537
I'm not going to stay here
and watch it. We're leaving,
412
00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:05,974
and we're not coming back
until you clean yourselves up.
413
00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:09,043
I know the place
is a little messy,
414
00:19:09,145 --> 00:19:11,224
but it's filled with happiness.
415
00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:12,781
Hee-hee!
416
00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:14,683
Uh...
417
00:19:14,785 --> 00:19:17,952
Hi, I'm Earl.
418
00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:19,287
This is your brain.
419
00:19:19,389 --> 00:19:22,724
This is your brain on the plant.
420
00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:23,837
Ohh!
421
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:25,294
Uh...
422
00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:26,828
Any questions?
423
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:28,296
We'll be at Monica's.
424
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:29,698
Hmmph!
425
00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:37,338
Look what I've come down to.
426
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:41,743
No wife, no baby, no
food, no money, no job.
427
00:19:41,845 --> 00:19:44,245
My life has hit rock bottom.
428
00:19:44,347 --> 00:19:48,983
I know what I have to do now.
429
00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:51,665
There's got to be more of
that plant here somewhere!
430
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,489
We better find it soon.
431
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,491
I'm starting to feel frowny.
432
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:57,960
Who's there? Spike?
433
00:19:58,062 --> 00:20:00,529
Help me. I've fallen,
and I can't get up. Hey...
434
00:20:00,631 --> 00:20:02,998
Spike!
435
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,466
Hey, Sinclair, listen.
436
00:20:04,568 --> 00:20:08,170
"Mom" spelled
upside down is "wow."
437
00:20:08,272 --> 00:20:10,550
You've been lying
in this spot all week?
438
00:20:10,574 --> 00:20:13,242
No, a week? Wow!
439
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:14,743
Hey, wait, that's another one.
440
00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:17,579
"Wow" spelled
backwards is, uh...
441
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:19,314
Um...
442
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,016
I had it.
443
00:20:21,118 --> 00:20:23,196
Look at you.
You're sitting in dirt.
444
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,387
You smell. You're disgusting.
445
00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:28,557
Yeah, but I'm happy
'cause I got this.
446
00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:31,125
Here, pass it around.
447
00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:33,928
- Mmm.
- Wow.
448
00:20:34,031 --> 00:20:35,142
Huh?
449
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,333
Ahh... Oh.
450
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:41,970
What?
451
00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:44,039
Is that how we look?
452
00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:46,175
Head, elbow...
453
00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:49,077
Kids, I'm having a thought.
454
00:20:49,179 --> 00:20:50,290
Go, Dad.
455
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:51,980
Maybe Mom's got a point.
456
00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:55,551
Maybe throwing away everything
real and lasting in our lives
457
00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:58,152
for a cheap high has a downside.
458
00:20:58,255 --> 00:21:00,889
Yeah.
459
00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:03,325
So we agree?
460
00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:05,394
No more plant?
461
00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:08,463
- No more plant.
- No more plant.
462
00:21:08,565 --> 00:21:10,799
No more throwing our lives away?
463
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:11,901
Well...
464
00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:14,536
No more throwing our lives away.
465
00:21:14,638 --> 00:21:18,540
Good. Now let's go home and
tell your mother the good news.
466
00:21:18,642 --> 00:21:20,720
But first we have
to destroy the plant
467
00:21:20,744 --> 00:21:22,689
so we won't ever be
tempted to use it again.
468
00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:26,615
No, son. To destroy the plant
would be an act of weakness.
469
00:21:26,717 --> 00:21:29,618
We must be stronger
than the plant.
470
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,620
We must leave it
here to remind us
471
00:21:31,722 --> 00:21:34,122
that there is always
temptation in the world
472
00:21:34,224 --> 00:21:37,826
and that we must
always be strong!
473
00:21:39,396 --> 00:21:42,230
Of course, burning
it's a good idea too,
474
00:21:42,332 --> 00:21:43,332
right, sweetheart?
475
00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:44,433
Uh-huh.
476
00:21:44,501 --> 00:21:46,312
Cut. That's a wrap!
477
00:21:46,336 --> 00:21:47,669
Hey, great job, guys.
478
00:21:47,771 --> 00:21:50,105
See you next
week. Towel, please.
479
00:21:50,207 --> 00:21:52,340
- OK, R.S.
- Yeah, thanks.
480
00:21:52,442 --> 00:21:53,609
Hi, I'm Robert Sinclair,
481
00:21:53,711 --> 00:21:56,144
but you know me
as Robbie Sinclair
482
00:21:56,246 --> 00:21:58,166
on the adult-themed
mega-hit Dinosaurs.
483
00:21:58,215 --> 00:22:00,381
- Hey, great show, Robbie!
- Thanks, Dimitri.
484
00:22:00,484 --> 00:22:02,718
But it got a little
preachy toward the end.
485
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:05,954
Indeed, it did. You see, folks,
486
00:22:06,056 --> 00:22:09,290
drugs are a major problem
in our society. Thanks.
487
00:22:09,393 --> 00:22:11,292
Drugs ruin lives,
divide families
488
00:22:11,395 --> 00:22:15,130
and lead to heavy-handed,
preachy sitcom episodes like this one.
489
00:22:15,232 --> 00:22:18,166
Of course, we manage to keep
it delightfully funny and upbeat,
490
00:22:18,268 --> 00:22:20,146
but other shows aren't so lucky.
491
00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:22,471
There's an epidemic
in television today
492
00:22:22,573 --> 00:22:25,807
that threatens the very fiber
of the comedy we hold so dear.
493
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:28,509
When one show does
an anti-drug episode,
494
00:22:28,611 --> 00:22:30,678
other shows feel
pressured to do one too.
495
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,182
Now they're even going
after the younger shows.
496
00:22:33,284 --> 00:22:34,783
We've only been on for a year,
497
00:22:34,885 --> 00:22:36,563
and here I am
talking to the camera.
498
00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:39,221
So come on, say no to drugs.
499
00:22:39,322 --> 00:22:42,224
Help put a stop to preachy
sitcom endings like this one.
500
00:22:42,326 --> 00:22:45,894
It's up to you to
make a difference.
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