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Honey, I'm home.

Come on, you did them last year.

OK. You put up the
fridges, I'll put up the sign.

- Good deal.
- 'Tis the season.

- La la la. Here.
- Yeah.

- Nice job, kids.
- Thanks, Dad.

Oh, Frannie, that
wouldn't happen to be

your famous refrigerator
mold pie, would it?

Earl, it took me a year to collect
enough mold from the meat drawer.

I think you can
wait two more days.

Oh! It's got a nice
fuzz on it this year,

a good Refrigerator Day omen.

- What's Refrigerator Day?
- I already told you.

Oh, was I listening?

Refrigerator Day is
when dinosaurs celebrate

the one invention that made
modern civilization possible.

Diapers?

No. Although that was
an important one too,

especially in summer.

Before refrigerators,
dinosaurs couldn't store food.

So they always had to be on
the move, looking for things to eat.

Their feet were sore,

their ankles were swollen

and there was constant chafing.

It practically killed romance.

Then one day, a great and wise
dinosaur came up with the idea

that if you put
food in a cold box,

it would stay fresh and we
could settle down in one place.

And it also made it possible
to have a midnight snack

without running around
the woods in your jammies.

And so now, we
honor the refrigerator

by giving it its
own special day.

- Ahh.
- Now do you understand?

No.

The key thing is we
get lots of presents.

Oh, presents! Now I get it.

Did you go crazy
again this year?

I certainly did. I spent
all our money on presents,

which isn't hard, considering
what I bring home.

- Earl!
- Don't you worry,
my green goddess.

I'll be getting my
Fridge Day bonus!

Yeah!

I'm so happy for
you. Don't eat me.

The holiday's not supposed
to be about spending money.

It's supposed to be about giving
thanks for everything we have.

Yeah.

Um, what is it we got?

We've got our family.

Oh, yeah, that.

And we're supposed to fast for
two days before the holiday feast

to remind us of the hardships our
ancestors faced before cold storage.

I've got enough
hardships in my life

without suffering the ones that
belonged to my dead relatives.

Now give me my breakfast back.

- No.
- Fran.

Hey. A couple of
days without food

wouldn't kill you, slim.

Right.

Mmm. No lunch today, pally-boy?

Huh? No, my wife thinks I
should be more spiritually aware.

And my breakfast took her side.

Tough break.

So, how come you aren't fasting?

I only fast between meals.

Ah, reformed.

So, mind if I have some
or all of what you're eating?

Grrr!

Sorry, pally-boy, I
don't want to cross Fran.

Experts agree, getting on the
wrong side of your best friend's wife

can be quite injurious
to the relationship.

- Eh.
- Yeah.

It's a good way to get
arteries ripped out of your head.

Sinclair, get in here now!

- Run for the hills!
- Not to worry, Roy.

This time of year,
when the boss beckons,

- it's not something to be feared.
- - Oh?

This time of year, it's
round about bonus time.

Hi.

Ah, come in, Earl. Always
a pleasure to see you.

Earl, not Sinclair.

Earl, he called me Earl.

"Ah, come in, Earl."

Oh, gee, I never noticed
the fireplace before.

I just put it in so my
employees could have a place

to keep warm and feel loved.

Aw.

Hot toddy?

Oh, thank you.

Ha-ha.

Ooh!

Toddy.

Hey, I love that word.

"Toddy."

Toddy, toddy,
toddy, toddy, toddy.

Say it with me. Toddy.

- Toddy, toddy!
- Toddy, toddy!

I never realized you
could be so much fun.

Now, let's get to the
matter at hand, son.

I've got three envelopes here

with Refrigerator Day bonuses.

- Guess which one's yours.
- Duh...

They all are!

I want you to have
them because...

Well... because I love you.

Oh, and I you, sir.

Now, come over here and
give us a big Fridge Day hug.

Ahh!

Sinclair!

Whoa!

Oh, I just had the
most wonderful dream.

Get in here!

Oh! Oh, coming.

Hi.

Hello, my captain.

Gee, it's unusually
cold in here.

Perhaps another
piece of coal on the fire?

Fire? Do you see a fire in here,
you big lumbering bag of pus?

Duh. Uh...

Happy Refrigerator Day?

These are for you.

Oh, pencils.

Well, thank you, sir.

What a generous prelude
to whatever comes next.

I'm not giving 'em to you,
pinhead! I want you to sharpen 'em!

And do it somewhere where
I don't have to look at you!

Uh, sir? Sir, uh,
speaking of bonus checks,

which we weren't,
but I'd like to

if I could find a smooth way
of bringing it up, which I can't...

I was just wondering when we
might be expecting to get them?

Huh? You...?

Something amuses
you, my captain?

Something horrible, no doubt?

A bonus? Bonus?

Gee, I love that word.
Say it with me, sir. "Bonus."

Uhhh.

Bonus, bonus, bonus.

No bonus this year!

- Yes, there is.
- No, there isn't.

- Oh, yes, there is.
- No, there isn't!

Oh, yes, there is.
There has to be.

I need that money.
I'm counting on it.

Exactly! And that's
why you're not getting it.

- What?
- When you expect it,
it's not a bonus. It's just pay.

So, since you're expecting
it, I ain't gonna give it to you.

I'm not expecting it now.

Good. Then you
won't be disappointed.

Now get out of here!

Oh!

Hey! Don't tell any of those
other deadbeats there's no bonus.

I want to tell 'em.

It's my own little...
holiday treat.

This Refrigerator Day,

what better way to
celebrate the special occasion

than by giving the gift that will
keep shining long after the day's over,

the gift of paint.

♪ We wish you a
merry Fridge Day ♪

♪ We wish you a
merry Fridge Day ♪

♪ We wish you a
merry Fridge Day ♪

♪ So come in and buy paint ♪

- Paint.
- Using Refrigerator Day
to sell paint

cheapens the holiday,
don't you think?

Oh, who's to say?

That's one of those big,
confusing moral issues.

We believe that when
a dinosaur knows

what's best for his family,

other dinosaurs
shouldn't interfere.

And we believe that
when a company knows

what's best for its community,

that community
shouldn't interfere

with wasteful and
demeaning regulations.

Something to think about
as we celebrate freedom

on this Refrigerator Day.

From your friends at
the Wesayso Corporation.

Wesayso:

We'll do what's right
if you leave us alone.

- Oh, ready?
- Yeah.

Hi, kids.

Where's your mother?

She's in the kitchen.

- Fran, come out here.
- Be right there.

I have a piece of bad
news I want you all to share.

What is it, Earl?

- I drew the refrigerator.
- That's great.

Then I drew on the refrigerator.

That's not as great.

And the wall, and
the floor, and...

Let me get in my bad news.

- Cut it out!
- OK.

Family, we have a little problem

that could affect all our
lives in a negative way.

I'm not getting a Fridge
Day bonus, and we're broke.

You bought our presents?

Right.

So where's the problem?

The problem is we
have bills to pay.

Now what are we gonna do?

Well, he bought the presents.
I still don't see a problem.

Hey, hey, we'll pull
through. The bills can wait.

This is a special time of year.

Everyone's got the
spirit of generosity

and just a little more
understanding about getting paid late.

Repossessed?

Hey, pal, you're a half a
day late on your payments.

On time we could overlook.

But half a day...
it's out of here.

But-but not the fridge.

Please don't take the fridge.

Refrigerator Day is coming,

and we have
children. Tell him, kids.

Come on, it's Fridge Day.

- Don't take the fridge!
- Please.

Could you get
this one off my leg.

Got your shoe wet.

Ooh.

I know we missed a payment,

but my husband didn't
get his Fridge Day bonus.

Yeah. couldn't you take
another appliance instead?

Sorry. The boss
likes to take the one

that puts you under
the most pressure.

This time of year, of
course, it's the fridge.

Oh, what a brilliant and
evil dinosaur he must be!

Yeah, but he gave us a
huge Fridge Day bonus.

- Oh, great.
- Watch your feet.

Come on! Oh, wait!

Bye, fridge.

Oh, this is terrible.
I failed my family.

I'm nothing. I'm dirt.

You're not dirt, Dad.

No, you're right.
I'm beneath dirt.

I look up to dirt. I wish I
was dirt. Dirt laughs at me.

- Earl, it'll be OK.
- No, it won't, Fran.

This is gonna be the
worst Refrigerator Day ever.

No! Ooh!

Does Dad seem a
little depressed to you?

He's working it out,
dear. He'll be fine.

♪ We wish you a
happy Fridge Day ♪

♪ So come in and buy paint ♪

Oh, fridgie,

I wonder what you're
doing right now.

We have to do something.

We could get the fridge back.

Oh, right, Rob, let's just go
down to the store and swipe it.

I'll take my extra large purse.

Wait a minute.

What if we tried to return the
presents your father got for us

and use the money to buy
back our old refrigerator?

Whoa!

Refrigerator Day
without presents

is like two things
that go together,

only one of them isn't there,

so the other one doesn't have
the other thing to go with it.

Who says you're not deep?

I don't wanna give
up the presents.

Besides, whoever
heard of a store

giving dinosaurs
back their money?

I know it's a strange
concept, but we have to try.

This holiday is too
important to your father

and he's beginning
to lose faith.

♪ On the second
day of Fridge Day ♪

♪ My true love gave to me ♪

♪ Two ice trays ♪

♪ And a plastic insert
to hold the eggs in ♪

Oh! Who am I kidding?

The fridge is gone,
and we're starving.

Earl, we're not
starving. We're fasting.

No, fasting is when there
is food right in front of you,

but you don't eat it.

There's no food.
This is starving!

- I'll get the presents.
- Yeah.

Attention, Kave Mart shoppers.

Looking for that last-minute
surprise Fridge Day gift?

It can be found on Level Three

in our last-minute
surprise section.

Thank you very much,
and happy shopping.

Excuse me, this
is a little unusual,

but we want to return these
items my husband purchased.

Return them? Gee, no
one's ever done that before.

But I'm sure the
store will appreciate it.

Thanks. Have a nice day.
Just put 'em anywhere.

No no, no, we want to
give you these things,

and have you give
us our money back.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

It's a concept.

But we have tons of this junk.

Why would we want
to buy more from you?

I tried to tell them.

Hmm. Hey, Hank, see
if you can follow this.

We sold this stuff to these guys

and now they
want to sell it back.

- At a profit?
- I don't think so.

Were you planning on making
a profit in this scheme of yours?

- Of course not.
- If you're selling something,

you should make a profit.
That's common sense.

We're not selling anything.

Oh, so now you've
changed your tune.

This whole thing
was just a clever ruse

to embarrass me in
front of Hank, wasn't it?

No! Uh... OK.

Yes, we are selling
this stuff. There.

Now, would you like to buy it

for exactly the same
amount we paid for it?

Got it.

Ma'am, we are a store.

- You are a customer.
- Mm-hm.

If we bought things from you,

then we'd be the customer
and you'd be the store.

Do you want to be a store?

It's a lot of responsibility.

I wanna be a store!
Well, he asked.

We don't want to be a store.

Look, the only way
this makes sense to me

is if you'd willing
to sell us that stuff

for less than what we
paid for it in the first place.

All right, fine. Whatever.

- Mom, that's crazy.
- Yeah.

Robbie, we need the money.

But less than wholesale?
That's like nothing.

What kind of fridge
could we buy for that?

Nice cooler.

Styrofoam?

It was all we could afford.

If nothing else, we learned a
valuable lesson about markup.

- Happy Fridge Day, everybody.
- Yeah, Dad.

I went to get your presents
to salvage the holiday,

but it seems like
they've been stolen,

so I'm going to the
garage to hang myself.

Earl, we took those presents.

We returned them to get money
to buy back our refrigerator.

You did? You did that for me?

Oh, Frannie, I'm so
happy. Where is it?

Right over here.

It's all we could afford.

Oh! What an
emotional roller coaster.

Move! I'm trying to
draw the new refrigerator.

Oh, I'm so sorry I ruined
your first Refrigerator Day.

Go ahead, junior,

bang my head real
hard with this pot.

That's getting old.

Oh, look at how low I've sunk.

My own child refuses to hit me.

- Earl.
- Huh?

Oof!

I'll always be there
for you, fat boy.

Now, listen, all of you.

Our ancestors didn't
have refrigerators.

That's what this
whole day is about.

We remember
what they didn't have

so we can appreciate
what we do have,

a lovely family,
a beautiful home,

all our hopes for the future.

If you think about it
my way, we're blessed.

If you think about my
way, you'd hang yourself.

Oh, Dad.

I want us to do the pageant.

At the risk of
sounding immature,

I don't want to!

Earl, we do the Fridge
Day pageant every year.

If you don't want to,
we'll do it without you.

- Excuse me.
- Bye.

Hey!

"A long, long time
ago, life was miserable.

Nothing was important
except finding food."

I am famished, but lo,

there's not a
morsel left to eat.

The beast of hunger
stirs within me too.

"Be still, beast," I cry,

but alas, it will not.

There is no more
food in this place.

It is time to move
on, my children.

- Yes.
- To explore new lands,

to seek out new
meats and vegetables.

"And so their relentless
search for food continued on."

Now.

- Earl, it's your line.
- I don't want to.

This is a family tradition

and without you,
we're not a family.

Oh, all right.

There.

If only there was
a way to store food,

this constant searching
would be over.

"Then one day, the
father of the family,

who was a great
and wise dinosaur,

heard a voice."

Earl!

Huh? Oh!

Hark, I hear a voice,

yet with my eyes I
see not its source.

A voice? Without a face?

Surely it cannot be.

"But the voice would not stop.

It said, 'Build a box
that is cold inside.

Build a box that is cold inside.

Build a box that
is cold inside...'"

Aah! The voice, it
will not leave me.

We have to stop.

I must build a box.

Why? Must my
father ship something?

"And so they stopped migrating,

and work on the box began.

The great one's
family fretted greatly,

but they stood by him

until one day..."

It is done.

Ahh!

It is a fine box, Father.
A good and mighty box.

A hearty and just box.

But nay, it is not cold inside.

Oh! We could
throw it in the lake.

That would make it cold.

Oh, you are wise beyond
your years, my son.

Quickly, into the lake.

"And the greatest
invention of our time

was about to be
tossed into a lake.

But luckily..."

Father, behold.

What is this pronged thing?

Hark. It is a plug.

What doth one do with it?

- Lo, plug it in.
- Ah!

"And so it was.

And the refrigerator became cold

and migrating was
finished forever.

Dinosaurs could now store food

and stay in one place.

And they were happy.

And so they sang."

♪ Oh, come all ye dinosaurs ♪

♪ Store stuff in this box ♪

♪ Food will keep cold
and last a long, long time ♪

♪ Come and end spoilage ♪

♪ Build a home
'cause now you can ♪

♪ Your wandering days are over ♪

♪ Your wandering days are over ♪

♪ Just plug this
box into the wall ♪

♪ And you can eat
whenever you feel like it ♪

God bless us, everyone.

Doh!

Oh!

Happy Fridge Day, Earl.

I'll get it. No no, I'll get it.

Fran, I love this pageant.

Who need presents?
Who needs anything?

I may not have a refrigerator,

but I'm the luckiest
guy in town.

It's like a miracle.

Whoa!

Do my eyes deceive me?

Not unless you see something

other than the trim figure of a
guy pushing your refrigerator.

- That is what I see.
- Then we're in sync.

We're giving it back to you.

B-b-but why? Not that I mind.

I told my boss your wife's
idea about returning stuff,

and he liked it.

He thinks a return policy
could give us the edge

we need to crush
our competition,

become a monopoly
and serve you better.

This is our way of
saying thanks for the idea.

Happy Fridge Day!

Enjoy! Enjoy!

Oh, and here. I hope you
don't think we're out of line,

but my boss called
in a few favors

and we got you your
Fridge Day bonus!

Bonus? Bonus, bonus, bonus!

We also have ice
cream for the kids.

Great!

And to add to the holiday cheer,

we took the liberty of installing a
few snow machines on your roof.

What?

It's snowing!

This is the way I always
dreamed Fridge Day would be!

Now if we could just get a
signature on this release form

signing away all rights,
interest and claims

to the return policy concept...

Hey, you got it.

So, had yourself a
little pageant, huh?

A little pageant?

We just had ourselves the most
wonderful pageant imaginable.

It had significance.

It had sincere family value.

It had a spirituality
that made me realize

what this holiday is all about.

The one we do at
the department store

has an orchestra and lasers.

- Ooh!
- Earl!

Plus everyone who
attends is entitled

to 35 percent off all
ladies' sportswear.

- Hmm.
- Wow!

You retailers are really giving
a new meaning to the holidays.

We're trying, Mr. Sinclair.

- OK.
- Ready? Do it, Rob.

Here it goes!

- Whoa!
- Ooh.

Yeah!

I love this time of year.

Happy Refrigerator Day!

- ♪ La la la ♪
- Happy Refrigerator Day!