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Honey, I'm home.
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Once again it's time
to learn about science
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on Ask Mr. Lizard.
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Hi, kids.
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Hi, Mr. Lizard.
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Hi, Mr. Lizard. What are
we going to learn today?
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Well, Timmy, what do you think would
happen if we mixed potassium nitrate,
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- Ooh.
- Charcoal and sulfur?
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Hmm. Gee,
Mr. Lizard, I don't know.
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We're going to
need another Timmy.
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Gee, Mr. Lizard,
nothing's happening.
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Well, Timmy, maybe we need
to put some light on the subject.
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We're going to
need another Timmy.
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Say it.
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We're going to
need another Timmy.
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Yay!
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- Cool.
- Cool.
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- Yay!
- Finished your cereal?
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No cereal. Juice.
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First cereal, then juice.
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- First juice.
- Then cereal?
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We'll see.
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Huh!
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Juice!
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All right, all right.
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Here you go.
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Would one of you keep an eye
on your brother while I'm upstairs?
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- It's his turn.
- I watched him yesterday.
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Thank you both so much.
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And make sure
he eats his cereal.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Right.
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- Ha ha ha!
- What?
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Yuck.
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Got to love me.
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Ugh...
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- Clean it up!
- You clean it up!
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No, you clean it.
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- I got to go upstairs!
- I got to go first!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Brother! Sister! I'm all alone!
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Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
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What do you want?
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Ice cream!
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Yeah, yeah!
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Kid wants ice cream. Take it.
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A-ha.
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Cookies!
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Cookies! Cookies!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Cake! Candy! Frozen yogurt!
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Come on! Keep it
coming! Keep it coming!
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More, more, more! Bonbons!
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Jelly beans!
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Jelly beans.
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Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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More, more! Keep going!
Keep it coming! Keep it coming!
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Morning, kids.
What are you doing?
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- Watching the baby.
- Me too.
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Nice to see you're
accepting more responsibility.
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Whee!
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Franny, where'd
all the sugar go?
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- Whee!
- Huh?
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Fran, I'm calling you.
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Yahoo!
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- What was that?
- Whoa.
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You made all this mess?
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I'm vibrating!
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I am not cleaning this up.
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Earl!
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Don't Earl me. I just pass through
this house on my way to work.
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I was upstairs with Robbie
and Charlene's laundry.
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I can't deal with all three
kids at the same time.
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I told you two kids, but oh, no.
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Now there's three of
them and two of us.
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We lost. 3-2.
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You're talking about
our family, Earl.
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Excuse me, Fran, but I was
prepared for child one and child two.
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We planned for them,
they arrived on schedule,
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and I thought the
family was complete,
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but no.
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Arriving on track
number three...
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Aah!
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Whoo whoo!
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Absolutely without warning.
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Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga,
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chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga,
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whoo whoo!
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Chugga, chugga, whoo whoo!
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I'm the baby. Got to love me.
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I'm the daddy. Got to go
to work. How about a kiss?
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Aww.
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Aw, your daddy just needs
to spend more time with you
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so he can get to know
every little bit of you like I do.
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See my bump?
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What the heck is that?
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I don't understand. It
started out as this little bump.
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What do you think it is?
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- In my professional opinion?
- Yes.
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A long, gold bony
thing with a point.
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Of course, we haven't
done any tests yet.
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It's like a horn.
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Yes, in a way.
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Let me see! Where?
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How did it happen?
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Well, judging from
its size and color,
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mmm... I have no idea.
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Well, he did eat a lot
of sugar this morning.
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So did I, but I don't look
like a freak of nature.
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Well, good luck to you.
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Doctor, wait.
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You won't tell anyone, will you?
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Oh, please, I'm a doctor.
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Patient confidentiality absolutely
prohibits me from telling anybody
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about things like that.
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Hey, Earl, how's the
little freak of nature?
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Now you got a
son and a hat rack.
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All right, very
funny, very funny.
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Let's all have a good laugh
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at my family's
pain and suffering.
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Sorry, there.
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Well, no offense.
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Glad it didn't happen to me.
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Touchy, touchy.
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OK, my best buddy in
all the world, your turn.
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I suppose have you an amusing
remark about my son's affliction?
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Hey, would I never, pally-boy.
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You know, I don't often
let people in on this,
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but there was one time in my life
when I had short little stubby arms.
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Yep, I did.
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Roy, you're a tyrannosaurus.
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What are you saying?
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- Nothing.
- Oh.
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All I know is my life
was not nearly as difficult
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when I only had two kids.
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Is that a terrible thing to say?
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Why do I always get picked
last for the bowling team?
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Oh. Ah.
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- Best two of three?
- Yeah.
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Charlene!
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You told us to play with him.
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Fran, I want that
thing off that kid's face.
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I don't care what
it takes, just do it.
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How was your day, dear?
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Saw it off, Fran,
saw it off right now.
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We are not sawing off a
piece of our child's head.
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But I'm getting teased at work.
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That's not a good reason, Earl.
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This, on the other hand,
is a very good reason.
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Where did you get that, Ethel?
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A dinosaur in a black
cloak delivered it.
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Oh, no!
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What is it, Dad?
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It's the official scroll
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with the official red ribbon.
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Well, what does it mean?
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It means...
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I've been summoned, haven't I?
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"The Council of Elders,
meeting in the Cave of Destiny,
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deep within the
Mountain of Terror,
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half a block south
of Mort's Big and Tall,
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hereby summons Earl Sinclair..."
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What have I done?
What have I done?
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"and his infant son."
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I knew it. I told you.
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"Nothing but trouble," I said.
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"But he's such a
sweet thing," you said.
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Well... well...
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This!
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I don't get it.
What's the big deal
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- about this cave of old guys?
- Yeah.
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Terror. Horror. No
one ever comes back.
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I hear they once made a
guy bite off his own head.
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Earl, calm down.
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All these wild tales of
mystical voodoo mumbo jumbo
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are just silly rumors.
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Hiya.
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- Silence!
- You got it.
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Are you the father
of this horned child?
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Um, uh... uh... uh...
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Oh, geez.
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Yeah, I am.
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But please don't make
me bite off my own head.
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I was practicing in the lobby,
and it just wasn't happening.
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- Silence!
- You got it!
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Do you understand the
significance of the golden horn?
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Uh... no.
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But I could chew off
my foot if you want.
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Behold the sacred
Book of Dinosaur,
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the wisdom of the ages handed
down from the beginning of time.
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"And there shall come a child
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from whom shall
grow a golden horn,
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and he shall be king
of the dinosaurs."
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King?
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"And he shall be
born of a noble mother,
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and his father shall be
courageous and wise."
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Give me the Wite-Out.
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"Father shall be
a blithering idiot."
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Can he do that?
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"And this golden child shall
be revered from near and far."
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Junior, you hear that?
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Uh, got to go.
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No! No!
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"And from his mouth
his simple word
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shall ring out only
the purest truth."
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Got to go.
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Junior, hold it in.
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Behold, the king
of the dinosaurs!
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Behold, his brow
is knit with wisdom!
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Hey, are you guys
really serious?
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Behold, he is about to speak!
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I made a big poop.
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Ah! Ah!
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The Making of a King, Day Two.
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Now here is DNN correspondent
Howard Handupme.
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Good evening. As prophesied
in the Book of Dinosaur,
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a child with a golden horn has
been found and declared the new king.
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This was the scene yesterday
at the Cave of Destiny.
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Behold the king!
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I don't have to take a nap.
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Today the king holds
court at his parents' home
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as thousands flock to see the infant
sovereign and touch the sacred horn.
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Make way! Coming through!
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Father of the king
coming through!
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All right, get back.
Wait your turn.
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Peasants.
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There he is. How's
Daddy's little monarch?
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Want to go night-night.
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Oh, heavy is the head
that wears the crown.
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Earl, it's time for his nap now.
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Nonsense,
Wife-of-the-Father-of-the-King.
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The problems of state never nap.
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Our little potentate
has subjects to receive,
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disputes to settle,
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athletic gear to endorse.
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- Prince Robert?
- Yeah, Dad?
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Princess Charlene could
use some help out there
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granting admittance
to those commoners
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who seek an
audience with their king.
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Forget it, Dad. I'm not
bowing down to my little brother
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because he's got some
horn growing out of his head.
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Those dinosaurs
outside are just sheep.
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Have you noticed some of
those sheep are cheerleaders?
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Your Majesty. Yes.
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Oh, look, Dad, it's Mr. Turtlepuss
and the guys from work.
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Uh, hi there, Earl.
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We've come to pay
homage to the king.
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Looky who's here,
three wise guys
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come to make some humorous
affliction remarks about my son,
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the royal hat rack.
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- Well, we brought gifts.
- Yeah?
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Spices from the north.
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Silk from the east.
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One of those big plastic
fire trucks with ladders
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00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,573
and hoses that squirt.
257
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:55,740
Gimme.
258
00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:58,143
I'm not sure your
transparent generosity
259
00:13:58,245 --> 00:13:59,456
is acceptable to the king.
260
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,912
Yes, it is.
261
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,682
Uh, Earl, we're sorry
about what we said.
262
00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:05,328
Yeah. We didn't mean anything.
263
00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:08,353
How were we supposed to
know the kid was so special?
264
00:14:08,455 --> 00:14:10,222
I knew. I always knew.
265
00:14:10,324 --> 00:14:13,726
I knew from the day
this kid was hatched
266
00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:17,630
I was the father of a
very, very special treasure.
267
00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:22,034
What?
268
00:14:22,136 --> 00:14:23,802
Geez.
269
00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:32,911
Boy, those kings on
a stick went like crazy.
270
00:14:33,013 --> 00:14:34,658
Just look at this floor.
271
00:14:34,682 --> 00:14:37,661
Everyone in Pangaea must
have trooped through here.
272
00:14:37,685 --> 00:14:40,085
A monarch's work is never done.
273
00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:41,487
It still isn't, Dad.
274
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,055
There's one more
loyal subject out here.
275
00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:45,757
Uh, hey there, pally-boy.
276
00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:48,494
Roy, come on in.
Glad to see you.
277
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,463
Come down to have a
beer and shoot the breeze?
278
00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:53,899
Actually, I wanted to talk
to the king for a minute
279
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:55,667
if it's all the same
to you there, Earl.
280
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,902
Uncle Roy!
281
00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:58,437
Sure. Step right up.
282
00:14:58,539 --> 00:15:01,106
You're a good friend
of the court after all,
283
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,741
the best friend.
284
00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:07,445
Not to overstep my bounds or nothin',
but could I speak to the king alone?
285
00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:09,648
Sure. I guess, if you want to.
286
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,484
- I'll just go over here.
- Good.
287
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:15,854
Uh... Uh...
288
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,122
Uh...
289
00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,591
Your Highness...
290
00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:21,727
Uncle Roy.
291
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:25,530
Uh, as I understand it,
now that you're the king,
292
00:15:25,632 --> 00:15:29,067
well, you may have some
kind of mystical powers
293
00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:30,535
of a supernatural nature.
294
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:33,138
- Hi, Uncle Roy.
- Yeah, hi.
295
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:38,477
And I was hoping you could see
your way clear to granting me a wish.
296
00:15:38,578 --> 00:15:40,745
- Juice?
- Thanks, no.
297
00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:43,548
I realize I'm a tyrannosaurus,
298
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:46,718
and as a tyrannosaurus,
I use my massive jaws
299
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,787
to tear stuff limb from limb,
300
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,257
but... I... well...
301
00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:58,196
To tell you the truth, I always
wanted to play the piano...
302
00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:02,601
eat with a fork, get picked
first for the bowling team.
303
00:16:02,703 --> 00:16:04,236
Want a fire truck?
304
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:08,039
No, I want longer arms.
305
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,642
Can you do that for me?
306
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:16,748
- Funny arms.
- Yeah, I know.
307
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,884
- Like 'em.
- You do?
308
00:16:18,986 --> 00:16:21,553
- Like you.
- You do?
309
00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:22,554
Mmm.
310
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:24,790
So I'm just being stupid?
311
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,561
- Stupid.
- Yeah, I guess I am.
312
00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:32,131
- Uncle Roy?
- Yeah?
313
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,641
Hey, you got a great
king there, pally-boy.
314
00:16:42,743 --> 00:16:45,944
Yeah, thanks, Roy, old buddy.
315
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:50,148
Yeah. I got a great kid.
316
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,884
Oh, yeah... Aah!
317
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,256
- Ah!
- I have come for the child.
318
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,727
What are you talking about?
319
00:17:01,829 --> 00:17:05,296
He is king now. He must
join us in the Cave of Destiny,
320
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,933
where we can train him
in the manner of a ruler.
321
00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:10,268
What makes you
think my husband and I
322
00:17:10,371 --> 00:17:13,411
are going to stand by while you
walk out of here with our baby?
323
00:17:13,507 --> 00:17:15,507
Shush.
324
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,343
"He who defies
the will of the Elders
325
00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:20,579
shall be thrown into
the Fiery Pit of Despair
326
00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:23,315
and suffer an eternity
of unspeakable torment
327
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:27,719
roasting in the unrelenting
fires of absolute misery."
328
00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:31,437
Bye.
329
00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,307
Um, good dinner, Mom.
330
00:17:48,409 --> 00:17:49,308
Don't start in on me.
331
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:50,820
What'd I... What'd I say?
332
00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:53,144
Charlene,
sweetheart, it's all right.
333
00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:55,980
Your mother just hasn't
come to terms with the fact
334
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,650
that your little brother
is not with us anymore.
335
00:17:58,752 --> 00:18:01,619
- Oh, I understand.
- Good.
336
00:18:01,721 --> 00:18:04,490
- Robbie.
- Hmm? Oh, yeah.
337
00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:08,326
Not the mother! Not the mother!
338
00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:11,897
No, that's not it at all.
339
00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,432
Yeah, it's the
wrong pot, isn't it?
340
00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:16,067
No, it doesn't matter. It
could never be the same.
341
00:18:16,169 --> 00:18:17,481
- Yeah.
- Just forget it.
342
00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:19,225
Should I throw some food at you?
343
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,908
That's sweet, Charlene,
but it won't change the fact
344
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:27,746
that... that... my baby is gone!
345
00:18:30,784 --> 00:18:33,551
They took him away
to a beautiful place
346
00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:36,722
and a wonderful life
where he'll get everything
347
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,456
he could ever need.
348
00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:40,925
Aw, Dad.
349
00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:45,430
And I'm not going to be
the one who gives it to him.
350
00:18:45,532 --> 00:18:49,735
Robbie, Charlene, could
you give us a moment, please?
351
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,403
Sure.
352
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,403
Yeah.
353
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,472
I'll practice on Charlene.
354
00:19:02,115 --> 00:19:03,916
It's all my fault, Fran.
355
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,852
I said we should have
never had a third kid.
356
00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:09,421
I said we should
have stopped at two.
357
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,523
How could I have
been so foolish?
358
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,758
Earl, if you want
a third child again,
359
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,528
there's only one
thing left to do.
360
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:19,364
Aw, geez, Fran,
I'm not in the mood.
361
00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:22,367
Of course I could
get in the mood.
362
00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:24,902
Couple of cocktails,
rub my back...
363
00:19:25,004 --> 00:19:28,907
Go get our son
and bring him back.
364
00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:30,342
All right. You're right.
365
00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:32,710
I'm going up there and
getting my son back.
366
00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:34,880
I'm going to get
him back right now.
367
00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:38,850
Number 4,077.
368
00:19:38,952 --> 00:19:40,252
Uh... uh...
369
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:44,356
All I want to do is add a
second story to my garage,
370
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:48,359
but it's zoned R1, so I
need ten additional feet
371
00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:49,728
for my property line.
372
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,110
Anyway, I was wondering
373
00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,565
could you grant me a variance?
374
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,967
Kiss the doll.
375
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,868
Oh, sure.
376
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,169
The variance is granted.
377
00:19:58,271 --> 00:19:59,871
Touch the horn and go.
378
00:19:59,973 --> 00:20:01,539
Thank you.
379
00:20:01,641 --> 00:20:04,209
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
380
00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:07,112
Oh, my contractor
will be so thrilled.
381
00:20:07,214 --> 00:20:09,080
4,078.
382
00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:10,782
Give me a whitefish.
383
00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:14,385
What?
384
00:20:15,389 --> 00:20:17,055
Isn't this the Cave Deli?
385
00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:19,057
It's the Cave of Destiny.
386
00:20:19,159 --> 00:20:21,326
I've been standing
here 16 hours.
387
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,895
What do you want from me?
388
00:20:23,998 --> 00:20:25,808
I just wanted to
get a piece of fish...
389
00:20:25,832 --> 00:20:28,032
4,079.
390
00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:29,375
That's me.
391
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,337
Approach the king,
state your case.
392
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,939
You have three minutes.
393
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,540
I know you!
394
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:37,475
He remembers me.
395
00:20:37,577 --> 00:20:39,110
Not the mama!
396
00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:41,412
Nobody else does it like him.
397
00:20:41,514 --> 00:20:42,692
Two minutes.
398
00:20:42,716 --> 00:20:44,282
Oh! Uh...
399
00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:46,885
I came here to take you home.
400
00:20:46,987 --> 00:20:48,898
The guard at the door
with the machine gun
401
00:20:48,922 --> 00:20:50,767
said that wouldn't
be possible, son.
402
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,069
He's not your
son. He's the king.
403
00:20:53,093 --> 00:20:54,693
You have one minute.
404
00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:57,229
Oh...
405
00:20:57,331 --> 00:21:01,533
I guess I didn't treat you
much like a king, did I?
406
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,502
You were new. You
were my third child,
407
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:07,350
and your mother says I should
have spent more time with you.
408
00:21:07,374 --> 00:21:10,775
Then you became king
and they took you away.
409
00:21:10,877 --> 00:21:12,611
So now it's too late.
410
00:21:12,713 --> 00:21:14,413
But I want you to know
411
00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:17,315
even though all these
guys think you're king
412
00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:19,851
'cause you got that horn,
413
00:21:19,953 --> 00:21:22,721
you will always be my son.
414
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,889
Your time is up.
415
00:21:24,991 --> 00:21:27,103
Touch the horn and begone.
416
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,045
- You see that?
- What does this mean?
417
00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:39,805
Son! The horn! It's falling off!
418
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,518
You need the
horn to be the king.
419
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:44,743
Without the horn,
you'll just be my son.
420
00:21:46,613 --> 00:21:47,845
Daddy.
421
00:21:47,947 --> 00:21:50,148
Ohh...
422
00:22:12,272 --> 00:22:14,839
The King is a Hoax, Day One.
423
00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:16,475
Now here is Howard Handupme.
424
00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:19,577
Thousands are stunned
as today the golden horn
425
00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:22,414
of the Sinclair baby
falls off suddenly.
426
00:22:22,516 --> 00:22:26,518
The horn, first thought to
be a portent of a golden age
427
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:28,020
for all dinosaur civilization
428
00:22:28,122 --> 00:22:32,223
is now believed to be
just one of those things.
429
00:22:35,495 --> 00:22:39,397
Gee, Mr. Lizard, what should
I do with the nitroglycerin?
430
00:22:39,499 --> 00:22:42,300
We're going to
need another Timmy.
431
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:45,937
Well, Timmy, you just
pour it into the blender there
432
00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:49,074
while I get behind
this lead shield.
433
00:22:49,176 --> 00:22:50,842
OK.
434
00:22:50,944 --> 00:22:52,543
- Say it.
- Say it.
435
00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:56,715
We're going to
need another Timmy.
436
00:22:56,817 --> 00:22:58,950
Yay!
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