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d Hey, Mr. Sun
come on and shine d

d Hey, Mr. Sun
it's party time d

d We're feelin' great,
yeah, we're feelin' fine d

d It's that kind of day
yeah, yeah, yeah d

d Hey, Mr. Sun
we'll be on time d

d Hey, Mr. Sun
you've gotta shine d

d We're feelin' great,
yeah, we're feelin' fine d

d It's that kind of day

d Wanna whistle d

d Yeah, you're feelin'
like you wanna sing d

d Feelin' happy d

d Happy 'cause you know
what the day's gonna bring d

d Hey, Mr. Sun
you're right on time d

d Hey, Mr. Sun
the pleasure's mine d

d We're feelin' great,
yeah, we're feelin' fine d

d It's that kind of day

d We're feelin' great,
yeah, we're feelin' fine d

d It's that kind of day
yeah, yeah, yeah d

d We're feelin' great,
yeah, we're feelin' fine d

d It's that kind of day

d Wanna whistle d

d Yeah, you feel like
you wanna sing d

d Feelin' happy d

d Happy 'cause you know
what the day's gonna bring d

d Hey, Mr. Sun
you're right on time d

d Hey, Mr. Sun
the pleasure's mine d

d We're feelin' great,
yeah, we're feelin' fine d

d It's that kind of day
yeah, yeah, yeah d

d It's that kind of day
yeah, yeah, yeah d

d It's that kind of day

I say, let's call
the whole invasion off.

What do we need
with a crazy planet?

That's not it.
We owe it to the universe.

If those are earth teenagers,
they've got to cause

intergalactic trouble
when they grow up.

You picked the biggest goof-off on
all Mars to be the advance man.

Naturally. He's so stupid that if he's
captured, he'll confuse the enemy.

That's part of our plan.
Here he comes.

It's not that I don't like him.
Just I can't stand him!

So if you'll excuse me,
I'll leave now.

Plang.

Plang.

Plang.
- Plang. You look like some kind of nut.

Well, I can't help it.
This is the way earth people dress.

I've been studying their habits
for the past three years.

So be it. You know your mission?
- To prepare the way for the infiltration.

Good. In 48 hours then, be ready to meet
the first party of ten on Earth.

Plang.

Big Lunk?

Look over there.

Doesn't that make you think of something?
- Heck, yeah.

It's time for
volleyball practice!

Hey, come on, team.

Big lunk!

Mush!

What'd you go
and do that for?

It is time
for volleyball practice!

I'm not asking why you did it, I'm just
telling you you're right and he's wrong.

Thanks, Vikki.
How do you know?

Don't you remember?
I went with him last year.

Come on, gang,
let's head for the beach and volleyball.

And leave the girls?
- No. We need Vikki for setter.

What about love, romance,
cool lips and moonlight?

Sounds great. Never tried playing
volleyball in the moonlight.

Maybe we'll try it tonight.
Come on.

I'm comin', I'm comin'.

All right! Will ya...

I'm comin', I told ya.

All right, will ya? Yeah?

Boss, it's Fleegle. -Hello, Fleegle?
Where are ya? I'm gettin' waterlogged.

Are you in the bath tub?
- No, stupid, I'm not in the bathtub.

Then where are you? Look, Fleegle...
-Boss? -Listen very carefully.

But... -No, you listen to me!
-Boss, I got a problem.

Right next door is more money
than you and me has ever seen.

Boss, I... -I'm sitting here
on my big raft doing nothin'.

But... -What? -But Boss.
-Stop stuttering. -But boss...

Now look, get that Indian and that
Swede and get 'em up here right away.

Boss, I got something to tell you.
- What's that?

I got a flat tire.
- So ya got a flat! Fix it, idiot!

I'm not a mechanic.
- Where are you?

Sycamore and valley. -You knucklehead.
You're at the bottom of the hill.

Walk up here right away and try not to
attract any attention. Ya hear me?

Yeah, but boss...
- Right away!

That stupid idiot.

Boss, that's a long walk
up the hill and it's...

But, but, but...
- What?

All right, team, let's go. Ok Jilda, now
serve the way I showed you. Come on, baby.

Come on. Jilda, I...

What happened to him?

Oh, you're all looking
so healthy this morning!

Now, breathe deeply.

Because we have a nice
warm summer coming,

and I want to bring
the color to your cheeks.

Harold, Cynthia,
not yet.

I shall have to talk to you
about the birds and the bees,

and the teenagers.

I know it takes self-control, but
there's a time and a place for everything.

Now, listen
to the leaves rustling,

and the birds singing.

Oh, heavens, is it possible
there's a snake in the grass?

Up here!

You're casting shadows
on my roses.

Terribly sorry.

I should hope so.
What if I were having a sunbath?

It's kinda embarrassing for me, I mean,
coming from Mars and like that.

But my power jet pack just pooped out...
Right here.

- Did you say from Mars?
- Yeah. Don't you believe me?

Do you believe
I talk to flowers?

Why, certainly.
Why not?

Then I believe
that you come from Mars.

I thought maybe if you could throw me
up a rope, you could pull me down.

Oh, oh, certainly.

So, that nutty advance man
of yours made conduct.

With what?
What's an "aunt Wendy"?

An aunt Wendy is a reasonably
average earth adult.

If she's average,
I don't see why we want the place so badly.

Oh, gosh, Connie,
I didn't mean to hit big lunk on the head.

It happens.
But his head is his weak spot.

I'll say!
I guess that blows the volleyball game.

Volleyball?

What are you standing around for?
Let's get practicing!

Let's go, champ!

All right, team, let's get cracking.
- Big Lunk?

- Aren't you forgetting something?
- Oh, yeah.

You can see better
from over here, honey.

All right, team, let's go.
Come on, hit it.

Oh! Him!

Him! Did I tell ya?
Did I tell ya right?

Yeah, you sure did
tell us right, boss.

Look at them, getting
footprints all over our beach.

That's right, boss. Footprints all
over except where they were sittin'.

We gotta chase them off the beach

before they got it all footprinted up.
It's what we gotta do.

J.D., you and Alberta
take the lead.

I, Eric Von Zipper, your leader,
will personally bring up the rear.

Let's go!

Big Lunk!

They got the boss!

Boy, someone's
gonna get it for this!

Someone's really
gonna get it.

Oh, boy, he's gonna be mad.
He hates fish.

They're responsible.
- Yeah! You wait till he comes to!

You're gonna get Eric Von Zipper's revenge,
boy!

I can hardly wait!

Hey, what happened?

As usual, nothing!
Here, why don't you blow?

I don't understand you.
I tell you I'm a martian.

I tell you there'll be ten more like me
in 48 hours. What does that mean to you?

Forty-eight hours?
That's two days.

Now, now, keep still, dear.
Please.

You don't believe I'm from Mars, right?
- I believe.

I'll prove it to you.
This is my transducer.

Oh, we don't use words
like that in this house, dear.

You're just the right size for
big lunk's last year's clothes.

A transducer is what you
earth people call a ray gun.

Oh, yes, I know.
Big Lunk used to play with them

before he discovered
the pogo stick.

I'll show you
what it can do.

Oh!
Isn't that nice?

Have you ever thought of becoming
a magician? On the stage? In Vaudeville?

You'd look very handsome
in a tuxedo.

Listen,
we're gonna take over!

Yes, I know.
Young people eventually do.

What a wonderful color
with your eyes.

I'll show you exactly
what's going to happen.

You just sit down
and wait a minute.

You're going to put on
a magic show for me?

Yeah, I'm gonna put on
a magic show for ya.

This is my teleporter.

It looks very convenient.
Is it a kind of radio?

Now, with this, I can send anything
I want directly to Mars

in one hundred-thousandth of a millisecond
merely by adjusting these dials.

Can you now?
What do they need?

- They don't need anything.
- Well, why send it to them?

- The sign's in there, right?
- Right.

Now, I turn
the teleporter on,

position the function dial
to "transmit,"

um, set the time lapse
to zero.

Now, watch.

I have just sent
the bus stop sign to Mars!

How wonderful!
Do they have buses there?

- No.
- Well, why do you send it there then?

They won't do anything
with the bus stop sign.

Don't worry, dear.
You did a very nice trick.

And I'm delighted to get
that old sign out of the room.

Listen, I'm trying
to tell you something.

There's going to be an invasion of a
whole army of others just like me!

Oh, isn't that nice.

But I suggest you get hotel reservations.
Summers at the beach can be awful.

People come from all over.
Your friends won't be able to get rooms.

Look, just by reversing
the process,

I set this dial
to "receive."

I set the time lapse
to whatever time I want...

and whoever is in the receiving area
on Mars, eventually it will be an army,

will materialize one by one
in there!

Oh, good! We have a lot of very
nice unattached girls around here.

And I would be happy to introduce any
of your friends to any of my young friends.

By the way, how do I introduce you?
- Pleasantly, I hope.

I didn't mean that. What's your name?
- Go Go.

I beg your pardon?
- Go Go.

Go Go? Oh, that's ridiculous.
I shall call you George.

You follow me down to the pool house
and we'll get you into a proper swimsuit

and out of that foolish-looking
Usher's uniform.

Why do things have to be
so difficult?

George, are you coming?

George?

That's me!

What are we doing this for? -I don't know
why you do 'em, I like 'em sensation.

Look, since you the only one
who know how to speak to her,

would you get that blonde here
while I go looking for the boss?

Ugh. -Don't use that word no more.
I don't like it.

Yoo-hoo! Boss! Boss!

Cowabonga!
Make chop-chop.

Yoo-hoo! Boss?
Mr. Hulk! Yoo...

Oh. We go in house.

Mr. Hulk tell you what room,
then you take-um bath. Follow me.

Ja, ja, ja.

d Out where the sun shines
bright all day d

d Down the coast
toward Malibu way d

d That's where we dance
that's where we swim d

d Where there's a her
for every him d

d 'Cause that's the way it's
done among the young d

d Suntanned boys
in surfer pants d

d Teaching all the girls
the latest dance d

d We walk the dog
we do the twist d

d We do the swim
it goes like this d

d 'Cause that's the way
it's done among the young d

d Girls in bikinis
steal the show d

d Yeah, walkin' down the beach
to and fro d

d It's summertime
we have a ball d

d We live it up
till the fall d

d 'Cause that's the way
it's done among the young d

d Among the young

d That's the way it's done
among the very young d

d That's the way it's done
among the very young d

d That's the way it's done
among the young d

d 'Cause that's the way

d That's the way it's done

d Among the young

Yeah!

Mush!

Hello?

So we made a slight mistake.
I thought that house next door was yours.

I guess they're still there.

You nitwit birdbrain!

That's the house where we're working
the scam, and I hope for your sake,

the blonde don't run into the
old lady's nephew, Big Lunk.

If she does, it could blow
the whole master plan.

Ow!
Master plan.

That's got something to do with
what we're doing here, right, boss?

Listen very carefully and I'll give you a
rundown of the whole master plan.

We rented this house because
of the old tomato next door,

affectionately known to the teenager
element of the community as "aunt Wendy."

You gonna squeeze my nose again
if I ask a question? -No. What is it?

Who is aunt Wendy?
And what the heck are we doing here?

Aunt Wendy happens to run the most
expensive dress shop in this town.

She sells only to teenagers.

She loses money on every dress she sells,
so how does she stay alive?

Volume?
- Wrong!

Keep hitting me like that
and I'm gonna hear birds.

Aunt Wendy's husband died 20 years ago.
He was a millionaire.

Only he didn't leave no dough in the bank.
What does that mean to you?

I don't know,
but whatever you say, I agree.

I'll tell you what it means.

That means there's millions of bucks
of cash money hidden in that house.

Every two weeks, that old ding-a-ling
sends her beetle-browed nephew,

who I'm told goes by the suspicious name
of Big Lunk, to the bank with 25 grand.

That's to make up the deficit of the
dress shop. Now, do you get the picture?

Yeah, we bust in,
find the dough and blast off, right?

Wrong! We don't use brute force, stupid.
We use brains!

Remember? Who's the king of the con men?
- You, boss.

J. Sinister Hulk himself.

You can say that again.

Now then, obviously
that middle-aged fruitcake

ain't gonna show us where she stashed
the loot, right? -Whatever you say, boss.

Yeah. Now what do we do?
We attack the weakest link, "Big Lunk."

"Big link"?
- Big Lunk!

Hi!

Really, I...

They like to be
formally introduced.

Hey, you forgot this!

Boss! Boss!
They're coming!

See?
I told you not to worry.

Gimme those opera glasses
before you hurt yourself.

Oh, yeah,
that's my blonde, all right.

Me good Indian!
Me surrender.

Stop! Stop!
You forgot your brush!

That's what you call an intelligence
officer? That's what I call a nut!

I call him a nut too,

but look how nicely he fits in on Earth,
chasing Indians and blondes.

He's so stupid,
he'll probably catch the Indian.

Connie, how are you,
my dear?

Fine, I guess.

No, I'm not.
I'm just miserable.

It's the Big Lunk of a nephew of mine,
isn't it?

Yeah.
- He's just a great big clown,

and he doesn't know a
good thing when he sees it.

You have nothing
to worry about.

You're lovely, intelligent,
and a dear, sweet girl.

Somehow it doesn't seem
to be enough.

I have it!
- What?

The solution.
We'll make him jealous.

With who?
Or is it "with whom"?

Don't look now,
but he's coming down the beach.

Is he nice-looking?
- He's positively handsome.

What should I...

Look, this afternoon I'll be at my shop.
You ask him to drive you there.

I've got a new dress for you to
try on that'll knock his eyes out.

Guaranteed... date bait.

But, but, but...

Stop sputtering like a motorboat,
and try to look seductive.

Oh, there you are,
my dear George!

George? Oh, yes, George.
My name is George.

My name is George.
- Oh, silly boy!

Of course I know.
What's that?

Where did you get it?
- I went back to the house to get a shirt,

and there was someone in the bathroom,
and she dropped this.

Huh? Oh, dear.
Are you sure you were in the right house?

I'm certain.
This person appeared to be washing herself.

Then she hit me with a wet
sponge and started running.

An American Indian with a tomahawk
started chasing her into the bushes.

I ran after them,
but they disappeared.

This kid is a kook!

No, dear, not a kook.
He's a martian.

A martian?
- Yes, from Mars.

Both you birds
belong in a clock!

Forgive me, George.

May I introduce Connie?
- How do you do?

Thank you.

Sure, sure.

How nice. I know the two of you
are going to like each other.

Be sure to come
to my shop this afternoon.

Shop this afternoon!
You wouldn't have to shop this afternoon

if you hadn't
messed things up.

What mess up?
- What kind of Indian are you?

First you get lost
on the freeway,

then you go to the wrong house,
and you let her take a bath.

No can stop her once she
make-um up mind to take bath.

Oh, ja, ja, ja.

Ja, ja, ja.
Will you turn her off already?

Ja, ja, ja...

How can a man run
an organization

When he's surrounded
by stupid incompetents?

- I don't know, boss. How?
- You shut up.

And you take her into town to that
dress shop I told you about...

that aunt Wendy flip runs.

The kids dig her stuff. And whatever she
spends, I'll take out of your salary.

Cowabonga!

You bet your fat feathers,
cowabonga!

And you, will you sit down someplace
and try to keep outta trouble?

Sure, boss. See, you don't have
another chair like this, do you?

No, stupid, one's enough.
- See what happens if you turn this?

Boss, speak to me. Speak to me.

No can speak. Kiskas squashed.
- The whole thing was an accident.

Being an intelligence officer, I shouldn't
have told aunt Wendy, but I am from Mars.

And I'm from Venus.

Here, do my back.
- It looks done.

Venus, that's strange.

Most of the girls I met from
Venus were green and had gills.

Lovely creatures.

You know, I don't understand
you earth people...

And After all the studying
I've done of earth habits.

Mmm. Earth habits?

Customs, idioms. Twenty-three skidoo!
- We don't say that anymore.

Cowabonga?
- Some of us say that.

George Washington,
Abraham Lincoln, Mickey Mantle,

Frankie Avalon. -You certainly
have a well-rounded education.

And you have a well rounded...
- What?

All right.
You gotta cause disasters, huh?

Now, no more disasters.
Sure! Sure! Mumble, mumble.

Right, cutie?
- Ja, ja.

Cowabonga.
Car ready.

Listen, featherbrain,
I want you to take this yellow-top canary

into that dress shop in town
that I told you about.

Now, no accidents, and I don't want
you to get lost this time, understand?

Chief Rotten Eagle
never get lost.

Sometimes he not know where he is,
but never lost.

Ja, ja, ja.

Ja, ja, ja.
Now, get goin'.

And when you're in town keep your
eyes peeled for that Big Lunk kid.

If you see him,
sic Helga on him, got-um?

Got-um. How chief Rotten Eagle
know Big Lunk when he see him?

That's easy. He's always
walkin' around

wearin' this goofy
broad-billed red baseball cap.

Got-um. Goofy broad...
red baseball cap.

Forget it!
It's gonna do ya no good.

Now you're gonna stay tied up
like that for quite a while.

You know something?
You're accident prone.

Big Lunk, are you sure you
don't mind loaning me your car?

Of course not, Connie.
Anything you want.

You know I'm waiting
for another boy.

Good! Good!
Then you won't be lonesome.

What if he makes a pass at
me while we're driving?

Makes a pass?
At you? Ha.

Oh, if you don't think...
- I trust you, honey. You're a buddy.

Well, that does it!

Hey!

Isn't that my sport coat?
My slacks! And my shoes!

You're absolutely right.
Your aunt said you wouldn't mind.

Oh, my clothes, my car,
my girl.

Is there anything else
you'd like?

Well, now
that you mention it,

I've never seen a hat
like that before.

Harry, you like
this sidecar?

Jerome, when we attach it,
you're my chauffeur.

You sure gotta hand it
to that Eric Von Zipper.

Yeah, if you don't,
he'll take it from you anyway.

Man! Is this great?
Is this great?

Hey J.D... -Yeah, boss.
-Listen,

how am I gonna recognize that kid that's
the leader of them volleyball kids?

Oh, he always wears that dopey
broad-billed red baseball hat.

Yeah? Him I want first. The
kid with the dopey broad...

Billed...
- I can say it. I can say it.

The kid with the dopey-
with the red baseball cap.

Right?
- Right!

You're staring at me.
- I know.

That's rude.
- I'm sorry.

When you met me, did you feel something...
funny in here?

Boys aren't supposed
to ask questions like that.

Oh. I'm not sure
of the rules yet.

I felt something funny...

like, like I went
all soft inside.

Are you for real?
- What do you mean?

It's the things you say. It's almost
as though you're from another world.

Did aunt Wendy tell you?
- Tell me what?

That I'm from Mars. I am, you know.
- I can believe it.

Can you? I don't know why,
but it's very important to me that you do.

Tell me, do people...
get married there?

Certainly.
We get numbers.

And when the central committee feels
we're ripe, we have a lottery...

and each boy gets the girl
whose number he holds.

Oh, that sounds
real romantic!

That's what happened inside me. - What?

I said to myself, "When the numbers
are passed out, I hope I win her."

Oh, brother!

Are you angry at me?

I don't think so.
You're a flip, but a sweet one, I think.

d There has to be
a reason d

d For every little thing

d There has to be
a summer d

d To follow every spring

d There has to be
a reason d

d For every night and day

d There has to be
a reason d

d Just why I feel
this way d

d As a matter of fact

d It's easy to see

d It's really
nothing new d

d It's a natural act
plain as can be d

d It's why there's me
and you d

d There has to be a reason
There has to be a reason d

d As sure as night and day
As sure as night and day d

d I know you're the reason
and I know you're the reason d

d Why I feel this way

d As a matter of fact

d It's easy to see

d It's really
nothing new d

d It's a natural act
plain as can be d

d It's why there's me
and you d

d There has to be a reason
there has to be a reason d

d As sure as night and day
- As sure as night and day d

d I know you're the reason
and I know you're the reason d

d Why I feel this way

d And I know you're the reason
I know you're the reason d

d Why I feel this way

- Hey, chief?
- Hey, chief? What?

I think we got one.
- Are you sure, Robert?

Positive, and we got the leader. The cat
with the dopeybroad-billed red baseball hat.

Oh, he's the one I want. He is personally
gonna get Von Zipper's revenge.

I will show him no mercy.
I will stomp on him.

I will break him in half.
I will even break his glasses.

Boss, boss?
- What?

They're gettin' a head start on us,
and if you wanna catch 'em, we gotta hurry.

What are you making a speech?
Let's get them! Get off the bike!

Come on, let's go!
- He's on my bike!

Will you get off his bike?
Get on your own bike!

Don't you know-
Jerome, you're driving.

Ready?

d Good afternoon, ladies
may we present d

d Fashions to please you
that is our intent d

d First may we show for that waltz
'round the town d

d The latest thing
in milady's evening gown d

d Wait a minute now
something's wrong d

d That kind of dancing
just doesn't belong d

d In my day
we never did it that way d

d In my day we used
to swing and sway d

d In my day
we never did it this way d

d Where did I go wrong

d Now back to the show
a playsuit that's new d

d It's daring and bold
and just meant for you d

d Hold everything
I know that's wrong d

d Won't you tell me now
what's going on d

d In my day
we never did it that way d

d In my day
we used to swing and sway d

d In my day
we never did it this way d

d Where did I go wrong

d Now on with the show
if you want to impress d

d I know you'll enjoy
this lovely party dress d

d Stop this minute
now that's all wrong d

d That's a party dress
not a sarong d

d In my day
we never did it that way d

d In my day
the hula was the way d

d In my day
we never did it this way d

d Where did I go wrong

d But of course the show
for you to please him d

d Here is a suit it's just
right for the swim d

d Wait a minute now
what's going on d

d You can't go swimming
when the water's gone d

d In my day we never
did it that way d

d In my day we used
to swing and sway d

d In my day
we never did it this way d

d Where did I go wrong

Thanks!
Wasn't that fun?

Now back to work.

Really! They're going to
model a topless bathing suit.

They wouldn't dare.

Do you see
what I see?

It appears to be an Indian.

I'll tell him to make another reservation...
Someplace else.

That exquisite creature with him,
doesn't she dress excitingly?

Ja, ja, ja, ja.
- Me like.

You like this outfit?
- Outfit okay. Me like hair.

Good collector's item.

Cowabonga!

Instant scalp.

If you like it, you may keep it.
May I help you?

Squaw got no clothes.
Boss man say fix her with soup to nuts.

Money no count.
Must look like Pocahontas.

Pocahontas? I'll see what we can do.
Follow me, dear.

Wait.
Squaw foreigner.

No speak our forked tongue.
I tell her.

Ja, ja, ja.

Cowabonga.

Goofy broad
with red baseball cap.

Don't go away.

Hello, my dear.
- Hi, aunt Wendy.

What a pleasant surprise.

I have a lovely
new dress for you.

George.

You wanna see something?

I have a fine view
from here. Thank you.

That's not what I have in mind.
- I was afraid of that.

You like 'em?
- Yes, it's very nice. Yes, very, very nice.

You want 'em?

Well, I always wear my hair
this way. Short.

You make 'em trade?
This... for that?

You stupid!

Jerome, who taught you
to drive crazy like that?

Don't you remember chief?
You taught me.

Okay. Chief Rotten Eagle
sic blonde bombshell on you.

You get what you deserve.

- Hey, boss!
- What?

Boss, the guy with the red hat.
- He's in here.

Oh, yeah. Now he will get lumped up.
Follow me.

I said "follow me." Who is the leader?
Who is the leader?

You are.

Ugh.
Me make mistake.

Oh, that's all right,
madam.

"Madam"?

Ja, ja, ja!

Come now. We got work do.
Red cap out there.

Oh, ja, ja, ja.

I'm afraid we might be in
for some trouble.

Oh, is that all? Things like this
occasionally happened on Mars.

I am gonna wear your hat.

Gotcha, boss.

Now, what do you think of that?

I think it looks
very nice on you.

'Cause that's exactly what
I'm gonna... It does? Really?

Ja, ja, ja, ja!

What? What?

Stop. You're breaking
my glasses!

Will you let go.
You're slippery.

You want some help, boss?
- You mind your own business.

You have no clothes on.
- Stop-um. Stop-um.

Where is the rest of your things?
- Got-um wrong red cap.

Where is...
- Go get 'em.

Wait, wait, stop. Please.

Mush!

Let him go!
Let him go!

I think it's
some new teenage game.

What are you doing with my girl?
He took my girl! I like her. She's nifty!

- I think I'm jealous!
- I like her too. I think she's nifty.

Oh, dear, oh, dear,
it's commencing!

Stop this!
Stop it immediately!

Big Lunk, you came for me!
- I came for my baseball cap.

Cowabonga!
Wrong paleface again.

His baseball cap?

Now we go catch 'em
real red cap paleface.

Start 'em car
before trouble start.

Why are we driving like this?

This no time to be fussy.

Charge!

Ja, ja.

Faster, faster!

Watch the bike!
Be careful and do not endanger us!

Faster.

What he done that for?

It's awfully nice of you
to give me this lift.

Yeah, yeah, lady.

Ah, don't call me lady. My name
is Dorothy. What's yours? -J.D.

Get them! Get them!
Come back!

Why me?
Why me all the time?

Connie?

Well?i just wanted
to explain something.

I'm new here, and
I'm getting all mixed up.

Welcome to the club.
- No, wait, please. Let me explain.

Explain what?

Nothing.
Just that I want to be with you.

Sure you do. You really looked
like you wanted to be with me

when you were playing Romeo and
Juliet with that peroxide blonde.

But she grabbed me!
I didn't want to hurt her feelings.

What about my feelings?
-I wouldn't hurt your feelings for anything!

You're right!
Not anymore, buddy, not anymore.

d Stuffed animal

d A stuffed animal
is better than he d

d Soft and cuddly
and stays close to me d

d Always gentle
as a matter of fact d

d A stuffed animal
never talks back d

d A stuffed animal
is more than a toy d

d Soft and cuddly
and not like a boy d

d When you're wondering
if he loves you so d

d A stuffed animal
never says no d

d Sure a boy
can hold your hand d

d And whisper
in your ear d

d But things he'll say
are not always d

d Things you've
been waiting to hear d

d A stuffed animal
just loves to be kissed d

d Soft and cuddly
and hard to resist d

d But one little thing
I'll have to agree d

d A stuffed animal
never kissed me d

d Never kissed me

- Something's wrong.
- Nothing!

Okay, something.

Just as I suspected.
Connie, you're in love with George.

But, boss, if that Helga broad
can't speak any english,

how is she gonna get
that Big Lunk to talk?

And then, how is she
gonna tell it to you?

Here, take a look at this.
- So?

So, what does it look like to you?
A pen, a big ugly rinestone pen.

It's a wire recorder.
I had two of 'em made special.

Helga's wearing the other one.

Inside of this is
a very sensitive microphone.

At this very instant,
our blonde beauty is plying

that lame brained refugee from a volleyball
court with aquestion that will bedazzle him.

But, boss, how do you know you'll
get the information you want?

J. Sinister Hulk
thinks of everything.

I learned her to talk
a little english.

And that phrase
will win the ball game for me.

Rotten, forget the fire.

I think I'm catching
a cold, anyway.

I was playing left tackle.
This was at high school.

The coach didn't like me very much.
Something about my marks. Understand? -Ja.

I gotta interrupt
this interesting story, Helga,

to tell you how much
I admire you.

You're one girl
that knows how to listen.

You're... not bad
at kissing, either.

"Dat" is very interesting.
Tell me.

Anything, baby.

Do you know where your aunt
keeps her money?

Tell me "Dee" answer.
Speak in here slowly.

A funny thing you should ask that
question about aunt Wendy's money.

It seems that...

Good evening, Henry.

Even though you're gone,
somehow I have a feeling

that you're somewhere up there
looking out after me.

Your nephew, Big Lunk,
he's a good boy,

but I don't want him
to hurt Connie.

She's a fine girl. Hmm?

What's that?

They'll each find
their own happiness?

Oh, thank you, Henry.
You're such a comfort to me.

I know that you'll pardon me
if I get the money now.

Thank you, Henry.
You were a very good husband.

Gee, doll, it's been a great night.
- Ja, ja.

The thing I like about you especially
is the way you carry on a conversation.

Ja, ja.

Hey, before you go,
could we do it just one more time?

Son of a gun!
- Ja.

Can I see you again tomorrow? - Ja, ja.

Hey, Helga!

Ja.

All right,
let's have it.

Play it fast, boss.
We're gonna be rich.

We're gonna all be rich.
- All right. Don't crowd me!

We're gonna get a lot of wampum.
Oh, boy.

Me buy Cadillac car.
Maybe oil well.

All right. Hold it, hold it.
Just be quiet.

Do you know where
your aunt keeps her money?

Tell me "Dee" answer.

Speak in here slowly.

A funny thing you should ask that
question about aunt Wendy's money.

Oh, boy,
here it comes.

It seems she thinks I'm a dope, so she
never told me anything about the money.

Everybody knows it's
in the house somewhere.

What?
- Turn it off, boss. I heard enough.

I may cry.
- Well, I'm not beaten yet.

Tomorrow's another day.
- You got a plan boss?

Have I got a plan!

Who's the king of the con men?
- You, boss, you're the king.

Intelligence operator 006
to Mars.

Intelligence operator 006 to Mars.

Intelligence operator
006 to Mars.

Attempting to resume interrupted
conversation of last earth evening.

Can you read me?
- You are being heard and recorded.

Only 15 earth hours are left before
we send the first troops through.

Time for final countdown
and check.

Maybe you were right. Maybe he is
too much of a nut. -I am ready.

The volunteers are assembling for
teleportation at this moment.

Stand by to set your
teleporter to precisely 15.

I will count down from five.
- Complying.

Five, four,

three, two, one.

Set!

Teleporter set.
- Excellent.

Teleportation will now
proceed as scheduled.

Until earth landing time,
this is sucom signing off.

Off and out.

Connie!

You are a martian!

It wasn't a joke,
a trick.

No, Connie,
it was no joke, no trick.

Holy cow! With everyone in the
whole world to fall in love with,

I had to pick a martian!

Well, good morning! Good morning,
my friends! What a beautiful gorgeous day!

You know, I was lying in bed
thinking last night,

and with concentrated brain power,
I turned defeat into victory.

You figured out how
we can get the old doll dough?

In elaborate detail.

Good morning,
my short-feathered friend.

Let's see, what am I gonna have
this morning? I think I'll...

I'll have two eggs, sunny side up,
toast and coffee, on the double.

I'll have some... -Nothing.
Drink your juice. You've got work to do.

Boss, on
an empty stomach?

Couldn't be any worse than what
you've been doing on an empty head.

Tonight we're gonna have
a party... a pajama party.

That's what the kids like.
And we'll get the old doll to chaperon.

Two eggs sunny-side up-um.

Two eggs sunny-side up um...
- Sunny-side up-um. Okay.

What's the occasion for
the pajama party we gonna get?

That's where you come in old buddy.

This party's gonna be
for our teenage relatives,

so they can meet the old
doll's teenage relatives.

That way we can get everybody
out of her house.

What teenage relatives do we got?
- That's your department.

Now, I want you to go
into town right now.

Try to dig up some clean-cut,
typical American youths.

Invite them to the party,
and tell them that if they act like

my nieces and nephews, there's a
five-spot in it for everyone of them.

Typical American
teenage youths.

And one other thing, old pal.
One favor.

Try not to louse me up
this time!

If I was a typical American teenage youth,
where would I be?

Hold it. Walk slow.
I don't want no accidents today, understand?

Slowly.
- Right.

You like 'em eggs
scrambled?

No, no.

Touch the nice water. Alberta's
not afraid to touch the nice water.

Aah! How do you know there
ain't no sharks in there?

Well, what do we have here?

Some typical, clean-cut
American youths.

Listen, youths.

How would you all
like to make a five-spot?

Maybe you're not typical,
clean-cut American youths.

We are, we are.
Tell him.

We are typical, clean-cut
American youths.

See?
What did I tell you?

I like him.
Him, I like.

And anything this gentlemen
wants us to do, we do.

I believe you mentioned somethin'
about a five-spot. -Yeah.

But first, you're invited
to a pajama party.

I want to thank you,
Mrs. Carruthers,

for consenting to chaperone
our party tonight.

It was my pleasure, Mr. Hulk. I welcome the
opportunity of meeting my new neighbors.

This is a pajama party?

d We're gonna get together
tonight, tonight d

d Tell everybody
that the time is right d

d Just after 8:00
we'll congregate d

d Pajama party tonight

d Gonna get together
and dance all night d

d And do some talkin'
while the moon is right d

d So get your date
and don't be late d

d Pajama party tonight

d Oh what a party tonight

d We'll have a party
tonight d

d Don't you know
it's the latest craze d

d Havin' a party
wearin' your p.j.'s d

d Gonna get together tonight
that's right d

d We're gonna dance
till the broad daylight d

d So gather 'round
where the fun is found d

d Pajama party tonight

d Just after 8:00
we'll congregate d

d Pajama party tonight

d So get your date
and don't be late d

d Pajama party tonight

d Oh, what a party tonight

d We'll have a party tonight

d Don't you know
it's the latest craze d

d Havin' a party
wearin' your p.j.'s d

d Gonna get together tonight
that's right d

d We're gonna dance
till the broad daylight d

d So gather 'round
where the fun is found d

d Pajama party tonight
yeah, yeah d

d Pajama party tonight
uh-huh d

d Pajama party tonight

Yes, I love teenagers.

I'm so anxious to meet
your guests of honor.

So am I. They oughta
be here any minute.

Just typical, clean-cut
American youths.

And your ward, Miss Svenska.
- Oh, ja, ja.

When big lunk came home
talking about her,

I must confess I was
somewhat concerned.

But now, all I have
to worry about is...

Connie.
- Yes?

I've made my decision.
- Oh?

From now on,
you're my people.

Or do I have to worry
about her?

Boss?

Yeah, what is it? -We better get moving
on that important stock transfer deal.

Chief Rotten Eagle
is waiting.

What about my guests of honor?
- They just came up the driveway.

For once you did
something right.

Would you excuse us? My associate and
I have a business deal to conclude.

Of course.
My husband often said,

"Business before pleasure."

I shall be delighted
to greet your guests for you.

Enchante.

Oh, you must be
the guests of honor.

We must?
- Oh, yeah.

Hey, boss, you know who's here?
- Who?

Those volleyball kids.
- Oh, yeah.

Hey, there's that
red cap fella.

What're they doin'?
He's fightin' with my girl!

Let's break this thing up.

Boys, please, let's not have any trouble.
- Get her out of here!

Put me down!
Let me down!

Stop it! How dare you!
-Now stay there lady and you won't get hurt.

Eric Von Zipper's gang
never hurts females.

Especially older dolls like you.
- Let me down! Let me down!

Ooh!
- You stupid-

Look, boss! I found something.
A wall safe.

Don't touch it.

It's got dials on it.
You notice?

Let the old master
have a crack at it.

Now do the back.
- Yeah.

Get outta here.

I think it works
electrically.

It's on.
- You're a genius, boss.

In exactly five minutes,
teleportation will take place.

Earth is ready to receive...
- It's a radio, boss.

You peanut brain!
Why did you tell me it was a wall safe?

It's on wall.

That really is great!

Hey, you!
You! That's my girl!

She loves me!
She kissed me!

You missed me!

Not the water.
Not the water!

I am not yet done.

Eric Von Zipper
is never defeated.

I shall return.

Not if I have anything
to say about it.

Here we go again.

I think the party's over.

Wait a minute.

She's telling me something.
- I don't hear anything.

It's mental.
Telepathic waves.

Yeah. Yeah.

Ja, ja, ja.

Ja.
- Come on, let's go.

Where're we going?
- Back to your house.

Fellas, girls, that was just the
beginning of the evening's entertainment.

Go on with the party. Come on, let's go.
- Wait a minute!

I don't know what
this is all about, but...

Good luck.
- Come on.

You sure it's in this room?
- It's gotta be.

There ain't no other room big
enough to hold all that loot!

What are we looking for?
- Anything suspicious.

Only thing suspicious is us.

Look, cowabonga, if I want your opinion,
I'll give it to you, all right?

Boss, I think we've got company. -Why don't
you look out the door, you lame brain?

You're an Indian scout.
You look out the door.

Time come to tell the truth.
Me red man with yellow streak.

Real name,
Chief Chicken Feather.

We'll all look out the door
together, you stupid.

Now!

Take-um to hills!

Charge!

Boss, in here.

Boss, in here.

Yeah, good thinking for once.

Where'd they go?

What's going on?
What's the dial thing?

Funny. I had an idea
they might be inside there.

Guess I was wrong.
- Maybe you weren't wrong.

What do you mean?
- I think we're rid of them.

But our loss is somebody else's gain.
- I don't understand any of this.

You don't have to. Come on,
let's get back to the party.

I know you'll both be very happy.
- Ja, ja, ja.

Thank you, aunt Wendy.
- Helga?

You know,
the fun in being young is being together...

with someone you like.

Connie?

For every man...
there is a woman.

But what have I got?

You! Come on!
Let's have a swim.

Mush!

Mmm.
Say, that's not bad.

Look, a shooting star!

I've been trying to figure out
where we went wrong.

I know. It wasn't the teenagers
on earth we had to be afraid of.

It was the adults.

Show me a crazy teenager, and in ten years
I'll show you a crazy adult.

I vote we forget
the whole thing.

We won't bother them,
and they won't bother us.

Listen to me. I can explain.
- Listen to him. He can explain.

Pale face speak with forked tongue.
Chief Rotten Eagle on your side.

They invaded us?

Do you believe this?

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