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Half our brothers
are murdered.
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Only thing
you can trust EZ to do
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is get the rest of you
killed, too.
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[GRUNTING]
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ANNOUNCER: FX'sMayans.
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The final season. All new.
Wednesdays at 10:00 p.m.
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On FX.
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-[Rachel laughs]
-DAVE: It is.
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Hmm.
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[faint, indistinct chatter]
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[both laugh]
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-[indistinct chatter]
-[chuckles]
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But enough about my past,
I want to hear about yours.
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Who was the first guy
that you were in love with?
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Okay. [chuckles]
His name was Billy Blum.
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Was he gorgeous?
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-So gorgeous. Oh, my God,
I was so obsessed
-Yeah.
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-with him.
-Sure.
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Mm. All we ever did was kiss.
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We tried to keep it a secret,
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but then we came
into school one day,
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both of us had poison ivy.
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'Cause you were rolling around
in the ivy with Blum?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-You dog.
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-In the back 40.
-The back 40?
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-[laughs] Yeah.
-What is that,
a Canadian phrase?
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-Yeah. Yeah.
-I like that.
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That was real love.
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-What about you?
-Mm.
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-Eighth grade.
-Mm.
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-Bus stop.
-Mm.
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Brittany Parker shows up.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Rocks the foundation
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-of my soul.
-[laughs]
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That's first loves for you, huh?
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Yeah. I mean...
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-Mm?
-I was
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beginning to think that
that type of love
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only existed
when you were a kid.
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[whispers]:
Are we crazy?
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I don't know, but...
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I would be crazy
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one million times over
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if it meant being crazy
with you.
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-DIRECTOR: And cut.
-[buzzer sounds]
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-That was such a good take.
-Yeah.
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-I fucking felt that one.
-Me, too.
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Hey, was that good for camera?
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-DIRECTOR: Yeah, good.
-DAVE: Okay, cool.
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-Uh...
-Whew.
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I feel, like,
really well covered
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-with this outro scene.
-RACHEL: Thank you.
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What I would love--
I know you have a hard out,
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but before you go, is there any
way we could get, like, one more
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-crack at the verse?
-Fuck yeah.
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-Let's do it.
-Okay. Great. All right,
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we're gonna do the verse
and the hook one more time.
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Reset, everyone. Back to one.
Let's change and get to it.
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DIRECTOR:
Yeah, that's great. Let's do it.
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Okay, get Brad back
to his one, please.
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DIRECTOR:
All right, and hit it, Peter.
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♪ I just want to take you
to a ball♪
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♪ Have a ball, girl,
valet will call me♪
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♪ Mr. McAdams♪
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♪ Rachel, they gonna call me♪
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♪ Mr. McAdams♪
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♪ I take your name,
girl, facts♪
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♪ It's insanely farfetched,
I ain't playing♪
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♪ Why you think
I been rapping?♪
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♪ To be Mr. McAdams♪
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♪ Say yes, are you a blonde
or brunette?♪
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♪ You pull 'em both off
like socks in a bed♪
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♪ Notebook even had
a little bit of red♪
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♪ I don't know why I'm
telling you about your hair♪
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♪ You would know best,
you was there, it's your hair ♪
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♪ Girl, I confess
that I suck dick♪
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♪ Not suck dick,
like give head♪
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♪ I'm just bad
at doing this shit♪
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♪ Girl, just let me prove
that I'm him♪
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♪ Heard you're five-foot-four♪
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♪ I bet you didn't
even know that's♪
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♪ My ideal height,
I'm six foot♪
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♪ Eh, five eleven,
I'm five ten♪
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♪ Friends say I'm funny,
and I got fans, too♪
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♪ So I can relate
to this being off-putting♪
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♪ But I just know you'd like
what I could give♪
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♪ Imagine guac
without no chips♪
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♪ Imagine me up at your door♪
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♪ Out of nowhere,
what would you say?♪
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♪ What would we do?
Probably be weird♪
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♪ Too much build-up,
too much presh♪
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♪ Or maybe we would fuck
like rabbits♪
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♪ Maybe I'm your Brad Pitt,
fuck Brad Pitt♪
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♪ Don't think about him,
I'm Mr. McAdams♪
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♪ Rachel, they gonna call me♪
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♪ Mr. McAdams♪
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♪ I take your name,
girl, facts♪
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♪ It's insanely farfetched,
I ain't playing♪
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♪ Why you think
I been rapping?♪
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♪ To be Mr. McAdams♪
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♪ Say yes.♪
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Wow.
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-Woo! Yes!
-Fuck yeah.
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-[grunts]
-Love it.
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Hey, is this creepy
and, like, stalker-y
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in a weird way, or is this cool?
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Well, it's supposed to be
a little bit, right?
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-Yeah, it's, like, funny.
-RACHEL: Yeah, yeah.
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Shit, sorry, my shoe
was squeaking on that one.
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Did I fuck up sound?
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Oh, we're not even getting
sound. It's a music video.
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[laughs] Right. Right.
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He's not used to the format.
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-No, it's okay.
-BRAD: Great. Well,
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that's all you want? That's it?
That's just the...
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-And we're...?
-Yeah.
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I think it's kind of cooler
to not overuse you.
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-Great.
-Yeah.
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-Easiest day I've ever had.
-That's smart.
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-Hey.
-Uh-huh?
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-Thank you for coming.
-Uh, we could still...
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BRAD:
Tell me, are you gonna call
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Newt or what?
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Oh, my God,
stop harassing me about it.
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-I will, I will. I just...
-You...
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I just call him
and ask him like that?
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No, no, no, no, no. He only
responds to grocery terms,
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so if you want one,
say "carrot."
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If you want a bunch,
say "bananas."
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Bananas?
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Newt?
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-RACHEL: Oh...
-DAVE: What're we talking about?
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You are a fucking liar.
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-I am so fucking with you.
-[laughs]
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-Fucker. Ugh.
-Come here.
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Just tell him what you want.
It's all good.
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Really. Seriously.
Trust me. All right?
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-Okay. All right.
-I'm so happy to see you,
really.
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-Okay. I miss you.
-Be well.
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-Okay, you, too.
-Thanks. Thanks, everyone.
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-Yeah, you be great now.
-BRAD: Thanks, all.
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-Okay, it's time.
-Very strong bodied.
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-So... [sighs]
-Yeah.
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Guess that's it, huh?
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-Okay.
-But...
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I haven't had that much fun
on set in literal years.
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You're-- Thank you
for getting Brad Pitt
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to be in my fucking video.
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-Oh.
-And for being here with me and
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thank you for making
my dreams come true.
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Oh, my God, stop.
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I would do anything for you...
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...Mr. McAdams.
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Mm.
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And let me know
how it goes with Robyn.
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-I know breakups
are tough, so call me
-Yeah.
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-if you need me.
-Okay.
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-I got you.
-Tell your family I say hi.
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-RACHEL: I will. [laughs]
-Uncle Dingo says hi.
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-RACHEL: Bye.
-Bye.
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♪
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And on the seventh day,
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God made Brad Pitt.
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[both laugh]
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Thank you so much
for being here, man.
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-You killed it.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah, that syncopated rap shit.
-Aw.
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I wish I could do what you do.
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Oh, please, I'm sure
you could do anything you want.
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Oh, hardly. [laughs]
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-No, I bet you could do it all.
-No. Well, I'll tell you,
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I have been toying with the idea
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of getting into the space.
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-Oh, cool. Like...
-Yeah.
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Like outer space travel?
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-Bezos?
-The musical space.
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Ah.
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Rhythm, beats.
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Well, hey, I have
a whole setup at my house.
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-You are welcome anytime.
I got an iso booth, mic.
-Really?
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-Really?
-Yeah, whatever you want.
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-Come by.
-What's your address?
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It's, uh...
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4-5... Do you want to pull
your phone out to write it down?
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I'm good.
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Oh.
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It's 4578 Hambeld Street, 91991.
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I have to do the jingle
'cause I just moved in.
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-Hey, what kind of windows
do you have?
-Uh...
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You can see-- They're clear.
Is your concern, uh,
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paparazzi looking in
and thinking that we're fucking?
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-[laughs] Actually...
-I have so much ficus
if that's your concern.
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-Not my concern. Not at all.
-Okay.
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[giggles]
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I'm getting my windows
switched out.
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I've just become
a total window-head.
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It's a really cool neighborhood.
Kegel Michael Key lives...
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-[phone chimes]
-Oh, driver's here.
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All right, I got to go.
I enjoyed that.
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-What a man.
-Dave?
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-Yeah?
-I can take you
to your trailer now.
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-Lead the way.
-Cool.
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Wow, this is crazy.
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-Congratulations.
-Oh.
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-Brad Pitt, Rachel McAdams.
-Yeah.
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Totally, like, I really grew up
idolizing these people,
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so to have this day,
so full circle.
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-It's awesome.
-Yeah.
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Oh, speaking of full circle,
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can't believe we're working
together. That's wild.
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What do you mean by that?
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Have we met?
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Yeah, in Lubbock, Texas.
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I went to your show.
I gave you a bust of your head.
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Oh, yeah!
What're you doing out here?
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Well, I'm a P.A.
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I wanted to break
into the industry,
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and you told me
anything was possible, so...
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-Fuck yeah. Good shit.
-Yeah. [chuckles]
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-It is possible, huh?
No what ifs, right?
-Yeah, beautiful shit.
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-No what ifs, that's right.
-That's cool.
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-[chuckles]
-So, today must be, like,
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as surreal for you as it is
for me, huh?
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-Oh, absolutely.
-Hey.
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-I got it from here. Thank you.
-Oh.
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Hey, this is the hard drive
from Emma
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with all the raw footage
from the documentary.
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I don't even know what she shot
at this point. I just want to,
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-like, wrap my head
around the footage that...
-Don't worry about it.
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I want to talk to you
about schedule next week.
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Load me up, brother. I am ready.
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You've been going super hard,
Dave, okay?
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And I know it's
a good distraction
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-from Robyn, but I think
maybe, like...
-Oh.
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This has nothing
to do with Robyn.
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These are opportunities I've
waited my whole life for, so...
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She went back to Wisconsin.
She thinks I'm a monster
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who's not looking for love.
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She doesn't have the right idea
about me, so there's nothing
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-to even process, you know?
-Okay.
241
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Dude, I've been
in the same position
242
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a thousand fucking times.
243
00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,274
Like, trust me, I understand,
but for this situation,
244
00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,667
you know, it's not that crazy.
It's not.
245
00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,756
Is that Drake's guy?
246
00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:19,586
-Shh.
-ELZ: Who else gets you shit
like this, you know?
247
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My guy. I'll talk to you
later, cutie pie.
248
00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,024
All right, peace.
249
00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,243
What'd he say?
250
00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,245
Um...
251
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He's not comfortable
with making the ask.
252
00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,207
Not comfortable making the ask?
253
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,643
It's a big ask.
254
00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,558
It's not a big ask at all.
He asks Drake,
255
00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,691
"Hey, Drake, do you want to do
a session with Lil Dicky?"
256
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Then Drake decides.
It's the easy--
257
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It's, like, a sentence-long ask.
258
00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:41,825
He's just, like, yo,
you're in your lane.
259
00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,566
-He's in his lane.
-[toilet flushes]
260
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,959
He pretty much just said
that Drake will never
261
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do a song with Lil Dicky.
262
00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,440
Okay, who the fuck is this guy?
263
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I don't understand.
Like, it's not his job
264
00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,661
to, like, have an opinion.
265
00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,141
Bro, you want to get in
with that fool,
266
00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,838
just hit him up direct.
267
00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,492
I hit him direct.
268
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,016
I DM'ed him last week,
and he didn't respond.
269
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,540
Well, I mean,
270
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,889
he could've missed it.
I miss DMs all the time.
271
00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,586
It said "read."
272
00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,283
-Ooh...
-Well...
-DAVE: It said "read,"
273
00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,721
but he could've been, like,
drunk and getting, like, head,
274
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,461
or I don't know,
but it said "read."
275
00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,593
What'd you say?
276
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,595
All I said was "Hey, man."
277
00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,423
-Ugh. Why?
-[Gata laughs]
278
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,816
DAVE:
I kept it so neutral.
279
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,774
"Hey, man" is, like,
the easiest, like,
280
00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,254
thing to respond to. Just write
like, "Hello. Hi." Like, it's--
281
00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,125
I don't know. I had a whole
longer thing written out.
282
00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,736
I chose not to send it 'cause
I didn't want to weird him out.
283
00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:23,998
Soon as you say,
"Hey, man," it just
284
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,347
sound like you
about to ask for something.
285
00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,131
It's just so like, "Hey, man."
286
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,481
I knew I should've waited
until he was back in Toronto.
287
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:32,006
-He's always traveling.
-[whispers]: Hey, man.
288
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,616
The most annoying part
of this entire thing is,
289
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,184
I know for a fact,
if I hung out with Drake,
290
00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:37,620
he would absolutely love me.
291
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,143
No doubt in my mind,
292
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:41,276
whatsoever. I've known this,
like, ever since I've seen
293
00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,583
that half-Black,
half-Jewish man,
294
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:44,671
that we were destined to be,
295
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,064
like, a unit of, like,
power and fun.
296
00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,936
-MIKE: Oh, yeah.
-DAVE: But it's all
being blocked by this,
297
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:51,765
like, gatekeeper
who I'm supposed to care about.
298
00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,767
It's, like,
how do I still have, like,
299
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,159
non-believers at this point?
300
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,813
What more do I need to achieve?
301
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,772
Bruh, stop worrying about
Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake.
302
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,512
Nigga, you poppin'
right now, dawg.
303
00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,427
You working with movie stars.
Brad Pitt,
304
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,604
Rachel McDonald.
Even me. I'm poppin', too.
305
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,735
Mike, let me tell this nigga.
306
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,519
No, Gata, it's an NDA.
307
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:08,782
-Can't say anything.
-What's he talking about?
308
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,653
They're making me
the star of Nut Haus, bro.
309
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,699
They're retooling around me.
They bringing more bitches,
310
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,875
extending the shoot, and I got
a ball player contract.
311
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,485
Like, one of them niggas
coming off the bench, bro.
312
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,226
I'm about to go crazy
at the mall.
313
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,619
Like, shut that shit down, dawg.
314
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,968
Like, what you need?
I got you, bro.
315
00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:22,622
Like a iced-out Star of David.
316
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,536
I don't want anything,
but I think they're, like,
317
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,626
milking your shit
in the wrong way, Gata,
318
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,018
and I don't think you should be
319
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,020
the face of Nut-- I mean,
are you okay with this?
320
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,719
Yeah, he's a grown man.
He can choose what he wants.
321
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:33,937
And I choose the bag.
322
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,417
The whole squad is winning, bro.
323
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,201
Fuck it, let me win.
This nigga winning.
324
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,421
He in love. This nigga Elz is...
325
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,641
doing his thing, dude. Like...
326
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,685
And I'm so glad you gandered up
327
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,339
and faked your death,
too, nigga.
328
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,775
-That was cold.
-Shh, shh, shh, shh.
329
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,256
Don't call it that. Why do you
still say it that way?
330
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,344
MIKE:
God, Gata.
331
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,824
Let's just go get a smoothie.
332
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,695
This place reminds me
of the fucking tour bus.
333
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,700
DAVE:
♪ How did I get all of this?♪
334
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,660
♪ Yet still end up like this♪
335
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,880
♪ All alone, what'd I miss?♪
336
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:08,189
♪ So many dates,
even dating got dated♪
337
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,582
♪ I let her go too soon♪
338
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,456
♪ I was scared of you♪
339
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,066
♪ And now I'm just sad at you♪
340
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,851
♪ All of these stones
that I turned♪
341
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,723
♪ I forgot who my rock was♪
342
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,508
♪ Batman and Robyn♪
343
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:27,512
♪ It's comical how I'll keep
running from problems♪
344
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,427
♪ I don't act my age at all♪
345
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,951
♪ I don't change at all♪
346
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,996
♪ But I'm great, ask 'em all♪
347
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:36,260
♪ I need somebody right now♪
348
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,873
♪ But I don't think
she'll hear me out♪
349
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,615
♪ And my time is running out♪
350
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,749
♪ I met a girl♪
351
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,665
♪ Thank God♪
352
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,886
♪ I met a girl♪
353
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,845
♪ Oh, my♪
354
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,762
♪ She makes me feel alive♪
355
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,896
♪ She makes me need a life♪
356
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,768
♪ I met a girl♪
357
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,032
♪ Thank God.♪
358
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,918
[doorbell rings]
359
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,836
BELLA:
Dave?
360
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,795
-Hello?
-Hi. You left this.
361
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,276
Your hard drive.
In your trailer.
362
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,625
Oh, shit.
363
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,627
All right, hold on,
I'll buzz you in.
364
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,847
[gate buzzes]
365
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,026
-Hi.
-Yeah, you left it
366
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,679
-on your couch.
-I'm an idiot.
367
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,725
Thank you so much.
I was probably so preoccupied.
368
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,813
Oh, it's all good.
369
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,075
-You're the best.
-[Bella chuckles]
370
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,381
Have a great night, okay?
371
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,165
Actually, uh,
372
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,819
can I use your bathroom?
373
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:57,994
I just have to drive
all the way home
374
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,431
to Rancho Cucamonga,
and I don't want
375
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,085
to piss myself, so...
376
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,826
Oh. I don't want that
either, come on in.
377
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:04,827
-Cool.
-Yeah.
378
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:05,828
What did you say that
379
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,482
your name was again? I'm sorry.
380
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,179
It's Bella. No "B."
381
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,051
No "B"?
382
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,183
-How...
-I'm just kidding.
383
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,229
[laughs] Oh.
384
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,926
-Um...
-Uh, the bathroom is,
like, right up here
385
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:17,971
to the left.
386
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,537
Oh, cool.
Cool house, by the way.
387
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:20,843
Thank you. Yeah,
it's a nice neighborhood.
388
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,497
Lin-Manuel Manual lives
389
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,064
around...
390
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,046
It's my name. It's
"#RIPLilDicky" that's trending,
391
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,005
not them. I'm gonna have to
deal with all the fallout.
392
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,571
MIKE:
It's already trending,
Dave. Let's just...
393
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,008
What's the difference between
394
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,487
-doing that right now or...
-She filmed this?
395
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,575
DAVE:
Man, you're playing
396
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,055
with fire here doing this.
397
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,143
MIKE:
Why? We didn't do anything.
398
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,492
Thanks for that.
399
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,668
Uh...
400
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,021
Oh, shit. Did you see it?
401
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,066
See what?
402
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,678
My short film? I put it
on your hard drive.
403
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,159
Did you go on my hard drive?
404
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,293
Well, yeah. How else were you
supposed to see my short film?
405
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,816
[chuckles nervously]
406
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,688
Yeah, but did you, like,
go through my shit, or...
407
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,300
This is going to sound crazy...
408
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,910
[laughs]
409
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:32,523
but I'm pretty special.
410
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,093
Okay.
411
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,616
What do you mean by that?
412
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,880
I'm the female you.
413
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,013
Oh.
414
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,668
I'm a full-blown superstar
right here in your presence.
415
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,626
Cool.
416
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,280
And I know, like, you have
417
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,979
this insane self-belief too,
418
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,110
and that's how you got here.
419
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,590
Yes. Okay, yes.
420
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,027
So, I just... I couldn't
let this opportunity pass me by.
421
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,376
No, I get that.
422
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,031
I respect that mentality.
You got to hustle, so...
423
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:05,295
Yeah. I went to
Kent State, so...
424
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,514
Golden Eagles.
425
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,819
Ka-kaw.
426
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:08,951
I was a slut there, though.
427
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,301
Hey, how about
I give you my email.
428
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,302
-Yeah.
-And then you can
429
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,477
correspond with me
430
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,522
whenever you want, and you'll
431
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,784
have access to my thoughts,
432
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,264
and we can go back
and forth and...
433
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,701
Yeah, but you could, like,
not answer my email, though.
434
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,922
Well, I'm telling you
that I'll respond.
435
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,488
I'm sorry. I know,
with the right opportunity
436
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,795
to get to know the real me,
that you would know
437
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,623
that we're on the same level.
438
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,061
You know? And you would
never forget me ever again.
439
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,672
Yeah.
440
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,109
Look, I believe you.
441
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,067
You seem incredibly dynamic
and cool, and...
442
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,416
Yeah.
443
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,679
It's just today has been
such a long day for me,
444
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,638
so...
445
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,858
So... what?
446
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,558
So...
447
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,081
it's time to go.
448
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,084
No.
449
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,305
What do you mean, "no"?
450
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:01,873
I don't know. No?
451
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,919
[chuckles]
452
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,791
I mean, you're joking?
453
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,750
Why would I joke about that?
454
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,361
'Cause it's an
outlandish thing to do.
455
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,233
I'm serious. We're the same.
456
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,017
I respect and appreciate that,
457
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,193
but I do just think that
we can talk about this...
458
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,413
And I'm saying that
you need the opportunity
459
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,023
to get to know me to understand
460
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,633
the magic that is me.
461
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,027
I know, I'm explaining that
I will give you that opportunity
462
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,508
at a later juncture if we just,
like, properly schedule it.
463
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,206
But why not take advantage
of the opportunity
464
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,860
that we have right now
in this moment?
465
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,036
My schedule's just, like, booked
in advance, and I'm so tired.
466
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,996
It seems like you're doing
absolutely nothing, though.
467
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,606
How could you possibly
make that assumption?
468
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:41,217
'Cause there's nobody here
and you're just by yourself.
469
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,392
That's when I do my best work.
470
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,133
I don't believe you.
471
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,701
-Well...
-[doorbell rings]
472
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,357
Hold on.
473
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,578
-Holy shit.
-Dave, it's Brad.
474
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,623
-Uh...
-Who is it?
475
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,059
Hey, Brad. Uh, I'll buzz you in.
476
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,278
Just one sec.
477
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,062
-That's Brad fucking Pitt?
-[gate buzzes]
478
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,281
That is Brad fucking Pitt?
479
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,934
-Yeah, it's okay.
-Oh, my God.
480
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,110
-Hey.
-Oh, my God.
481
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,590
This... The universe
told me to be here.
482
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,070
-Did it?
-Me and you.
483
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,550
Look, I'm not trying
to be disrespectful.
484
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,594
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-I need you to fucking leave.
485
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:11,943
It's exciting, I get it,
486
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:12,814
but I've been waiting
my whole life...
487
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,077
[knocking on glass]
488
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,384
Hey.
489
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,605
Hey.
490
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,303
Is this, uh, glass made of wood?
491
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,739
-Uh...
-I'm just fucking with you.
492
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,219
Looks annealed. It's nice.
493
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,263
-Hey, man.
-Yeah, hey.
494
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,960
-Oh, shit.
-I couldn't pass up
495
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,179
the opportunity
to get into the "stu."
496
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,180
DAVE:
Oh, you want to record?
497
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,747
-BRAD: Yeah.
-DAVE: Hell, yeah.
498
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,705
Listen, i... is this a bad time?
499
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,793
No.
500
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,708
-No.
-DAVE: Great time.
501
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,232
Great. Hi, I'm Brad.
502
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,148
Yeah, hi, I'm... I'm Bella.
503
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,019
Uh, I'm sorry, you don't...
504
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,108
You don't remember me?
505
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,806
-Mmm.
-Yeah, we worked on
506
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,286
the "Mr. McAdams"
shoot together.
507
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,853
-I walked you to your trailer...
-Oh, my... Oh, my God.
508
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,246
I'm so sorry. I-I have this
509
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,639
condition, prosopagnosia.
510
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,554
I don't remember
faces very well.
511
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,034
Happens all the time.
512
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,166
I did it to Seal.
513
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,428
I can only imagine.
514
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,473
It's fine, it's just hard
to get remembered
515
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:04,561
-in this industry.
-Mm.
516
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,737
-So, yeah. Yeah.
-Okay.
517
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,392
Yeah, it's even harder to talk
about your diseases, like,
518
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,307
publicly like that, so...
And, you know,
519
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,701
he wants to actually
start recording music
520
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,702
-for the first time...
-[gasps]
521
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,138
and I am so honored
522
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,748
to be his shepherd
in this process,
523
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,272
so I can tell you firsthand,
524
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,664
like, when I got into it,
it was hard to record
525
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,884
with, like, extraneous
bodies around and whatnot,
526
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:23,972
so I think if we could just
527
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,016
have our space, we can finish
528
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,105
what we were talking about
529
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,236
at a later juncture.
530
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,716
Oh, no, I don't want
to run anyone off.
531
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:29,804
-No, she was...
-Please, please.
532
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,284
The more the merrier. Please.
533
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,633
Let's-let's do this thing.
534
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,678
Like, why not? Yeah.
535
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,333
-We're about to jam.
-[whispers]: Shh, just
be fucking normal.
536
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,162
BRAD:
Is that Corten?
537
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,818
Dave, nice archie.
Seriously.
538
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,868
[whispering]:
Yes!
539
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,392
Whoa. Oh, my God.
540
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,784
Okay.
541
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,483
What am I gonna do? Okay, uh...
542
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,398
Uh, fuck. [laughs]
543
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,182
"What are
544
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,881
Brad Pitt's interests?"
545
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,494
He likes ceramics, too?
546
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,973
Okay.
547
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:12,412
Okay, I think, like... [mutters]
548
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:13,413
[typing on phone]
549
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,197
A lot of plaster.
550
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,330
-[phone chimes]
-Okay.
551
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,201
[sighs]
552
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,290
♪
553
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,227
Yeah, she, just, like,
refuses to leave.
554
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,794
I asked her
and she wouldn't listen.
555
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,492
Hmm. Have you ever dealt with
this situation before, Dave?
556
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:50,972
-No.
-No?
557
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,279
Have you? Like,
what is this situation?
558
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,759
Um, well, I think
you have a stalker.
559
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,892
Is that what it is?
560
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,459
-Oh, yeah.
-I don't know,
561
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,243
-I think she's just, like...
-Oh, no.
562
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,027
...like, like she's, like,
hyper-ambitious, and, like...
563
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,377
No, no.
564
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,161
...was raised weird
or something.
565
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,815
No, she's-she's fanatical,
die-hard, moves out here.
566
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,338
She's just, like,
567
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,687
a bit koo-koo-ka-roo, you know?
568
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,341
She shows up to your work,
569
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,734
now at your house. She wants...
[imitates choking]
570
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,301
DAVE:
That is true.
There's something, like,
571
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,302
-really off about her
-BRAD: Oh, yeah.
572
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,912
She's, like, a little...
573
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,523
Hey, s-s-squirt.
574
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,569
We were talking about...
575
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,440
No, we were... we were riff...
576
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,181
on lyrics.
577
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,445
Aw. Now I just feel bad.
578
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,578
DAVE:
Do you think she heard us
call her a stalker?
579
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,145
[Brad and Dave whispering]
580
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,847
Damn it, I hate when I...
581
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:40,891
-I know, I know.
-That sucks to...
582
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,502
[chattering indistinctly]
583
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,330
-Whoa.
-What the hell? Hey.
584
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,505
-Whoa.
-No.
585
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,290
DAVE:
Please, stop. Okay?
586
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:51,424
Um... Stop. Please?
587
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,470
No, no, no, no.
588
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,561
I'm sorry.
589
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:01,956
That was a mistake.
590
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,567
I'm so sorry.
591
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,526
It's totally not cool.
592
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:07,527
Wow.
593
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,746
This was a mistake. I'm...
594
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,140
Let's put that behind us, okay?
595
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,142
Yeah, it's okay.
596
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,839
Those things happen.
597
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:18,015
[coughs]
598
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,541
Let's make some music. Right?
599
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,107
[laughs] Whew.
600
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:27,764
[scats]
601
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,070
Let's make some music.
602
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:31,333
Dave, what's your, uh...
What's your, uh,
603
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,466
vocal process here?
You just jump in there cold,
604
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,990
or do you... do you have
some diction exercises?
605
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,905
-[knocks on glass]
-Weak glass.
606
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:40,908
[whispering]:
Her reality is our reality.
Now, do you understand?
607
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,692
BELLA:
You know,
608
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:45,042
what is your process, D?
609
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:47,958
It...
610
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,830
I get emails.
611
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,527
[stammers]
612
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:52,920
Packs of beats.
613
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:56,315
-Uh-huh.
-And then I think
attitudinally about...
614
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,273
what my attitude is.
615
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,319
-Hmm.
-And then
616
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,885
I'll-I'll smoke weed to...
617
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:05,759
'cause without it, I'll
have too many inhibitions.
618
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:09,850
I would love to blaze with you.
619
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,155
You guys should...
620
00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,548
Yeah, you should.
You guys should.
621
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:13,375
We should blaze.
622
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,377
BELLA:
Can we, like,
623
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,118
the three of us?
624
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,250
We'd love your company.
625
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:20,991
[laughs weakly]
626
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,299
All right, well...
627
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,345
I'll make us a couple of fires.
628
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,565
BELLA:
My dad, my father,
629
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,567
they based the character
of Milhouse,
630
00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,308
from The Simpsons,on him.
631
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,527
-Yeah.
-BRAD: No.
632
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,485
He went to high school
with Matt Groening.
633
00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:39,575
That is cool.
That's really cool.
634
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,534
Entertainment value just,
like, pumps through my heart.
635
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:44,493
-BRAD: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
-You know?
636
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:47,496
So... I'm sorry,
I'm just, like, ruining
637
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:51,500
these M&M's like the giant
human turd that I am.
638
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:53,372
-I'm sorry.
-DAVE: It's okay.
639
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,639
You guys aren't, like,
still thinking about the gun,
640
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,597
are you?
641
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,557
Well, I am now.
642
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,428
[laughs]
643
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,605
Don't, don't, don't think
about it.
644
00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:11,302
'Cause, like, don't
feel threatened, okay?
645
00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:13,392
I don't even, like, really
like guns anyway,
646
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,655
so let's just chill out.
647
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,047
Maybe we could come up
with an icebreaker,
648
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,440
like when I used to
work at Panera.
649
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,573
Like, "When you die,
650
00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:23,097
what do you want
to be remembered for?"
651
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,794
Oh, okay.
652
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,709
Give me your phones.
653
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:29,669
DAVE:
Um...
654
00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:31,279
BRAD:
Yup.
655
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:32,846
Give me your phones.
656
00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:34,456
Okay.
657
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,588
But I...
658
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,638
What were you saying?
659
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:45,772
I'm sorry, this is just, like,
a lot for me socially, so...
660
00:23:45,815 --> 00:23:47,904
You know?
661
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:50,254
Uh, all of us. Uh, Brad?
662
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:54,476
BRAD:
There you go.
663
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,609
[coughs]
664
00:23:58,175 --> 00:24:00,395
[mouthing]
665
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:03,267
[mouthing]
666
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,356
[coughing continues]
667
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,446
[mouthing]
668
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,492
[mouthing]
669
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,538
-[Bella continues coughing]
-[mouthing]
670
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,242
Yeah, that cheeba'll
get you, girl. Yup.
671
00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:22,548
[laughs]
672
00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:24,550
[sighs] Where was I?
673
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:26,595
-Dave. When you die...
-Hmm?
674
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,554
...what do you want
to be remembered for?
675
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,476
My artistic greatness, I guess.
676
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,347
I don't know, I want to,
677
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:40,653
you know, leave
the mark on the world
678
00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:42,698
that I always thought
I would leave,
679
00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:46,615
and, like, prove everyone
who ever doubted me wrong.
680
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:49,270
We are literally, like,
681
00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:51,228
the exact same person.
682
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,230
Really?
683
00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:56,451
That's all that's
important to you?
684
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,539
-Me?
-Me?
685
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,541
-[chuckles]
-BRAD: Okay, okay.
686
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,108
[groans]
687
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:03,284
You both want
to be famous, right?
688
00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:04,633
-I am famous.
-Yes.
689
00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:07,462
I-I can't even
go to the pet store
690
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,942
to buy gerbil food without...
691
00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:10,421
[imitates camera shutter]
692
00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:12,772
And that startles the animals.
693
00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,904
-Sure.
-Hmm.
694
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:18,734
Yeah, and then I realize
I'm just another ape
695
00:25:18,778 --> 00:25:20,649
in the zoo.
696
00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:21,955
Yeah.
697
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:23,304
Is that what you want to be?
698
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:24,653
You want to be
699
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:26,568
a gerbil dressed up like
an ape living in a zoo,
700
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:29,353
hurling your feces
'cause you're so angry?
701
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,007
Well, actually,
702
00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,661
when I was a child,
703
00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,968
kids at school would say
I looked like a gerbil.
704
00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:37,666
So I would just, like,
scurry around like...
705
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:38,972
[chitters]
706
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:41,278
You know? [chuckles]
707
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:42,758
I actually just want to,
like, show myself
708
00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:44,673
that I am who I always
thought I was, you know?
709
00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:46,675
And I don't want to live
my life with "what ifs."
710
00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:48,547
That's his motto.
711
00:25:50,157 --> 00:25:52,551
Okay, close your eyes.
712
00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:56,467
All right, okay.
[clears throat]
713
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:04,040
If you perhaps have big regrets,
714
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:06,608
because of maybe some
715
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:10,873
not so savory
choices you've made,
716
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:13,789
it's... never too late
717
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,575
to change course.
718
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:19,708
What do you see?
719
00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:23,320
Okay, um...
720
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,454
Why is it, do you think,
721
00:26:26,497 --> 00:26:29,762
they bring out the lobster
before you eat it...
722
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,634
...and make you
723
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:34,680
look at it face to face?
724
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:36,638
Hmm?
725
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:37,770
[phone chimes]
726
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,728
Instacart order's here.
Oh, my God.
727
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:40,947
The plaster's ready.
728
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,780
[sighs]
729
00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:55,614
[squishing]
730
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,630
BRAD:
Crazy shower, Dave.
731
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,327
A bit... brutal.
732
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,633
Yeah.
733
00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:17,679
BRAD:
See how less dense
the material is
734
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,028
since you didn't stir it?
735
00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:20,900
Yeah, it's a good thing that we
736
00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:22,466
whisked it in that
bathtub over there.
737
00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:23,467
BRAD:
Yeah, you just want to
738
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:24,904
pat it in. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
739
00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:26,819
What do I do about the feet?
740
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:28,864
Oh, the feet, yeah.
The trickiest part.
741
00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:31,519
What you want to do is
get down on all fours.
742
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:32,868
Mm-hmm. Now, gently
743
00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:36,567
knead it between
the toes. Mm-hmm.
744
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:38,091
That's right.
745
00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:40,963
Mm-hmm.
746
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,748
That's right.
747
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:45,794
You know, the baker,
he makes the dough,
748
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:47,927
and he kneads it with loving
749
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,364
and kindness,
and then he puts it,
750
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,974
places it in the oven.
751
00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:55,761
Mm-hmm, and then lets nature
do its thing. The bread rises
752
00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:57,806
to a golden brown...
753
00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:00,287
-[mouthing]
-Mm-hmm, releases an aroma
754
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,245
that we find intoxicating
755
00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,378
without ever knowing why.
756
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:08,295
BELLA:
Your voice is really
calming. Thank you.
757
00:28:08,338 --> 00:28:09,818
-[clatters]
-Achoo!
758
00:28:09,862 --> 00:28:10,776
[gasps]
759
00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:13,474
Sorry, I, uh, just...
760
00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:14,954
I sneezed, so...
761
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,869
[laughs]
It's okay, we're past
762
00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,958
the pleasantries.
763
00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:26,574
[shudders]
764
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,532
[mouthing]
765
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:30,012
BELLA:
Your feet are beautiful.
766
00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:32,275
Nice and strong.
767
00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:37,106
The toes...
768
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,022
Leg work.
769
00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:42,808
Frozen Jack for the Titanic.
770
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,772
Freeze, freeze, freeze.
771
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,818
Freeze right there. S-Stop.
772
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,080
I-I will stab... Back up.
773
00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,778
I swear to God, I'll do it.
Fuck you. No!
774
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,867
-Uh...
-Hey! Whoa!
775
00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,086
[hissing]
776
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,914
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
777
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,567
BRAD:
Hey, how do we know
that gun's even loaded?
778
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,656
-[gunshots]
-[screams]
779
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,833
Well, fuck.
780
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:10,183
[yells fiercely]
781
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:14,709
[screaming, panting]
782
00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:16,450
Fuck.
783
00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:19,018
All I wanted to do was just
hang out with you guys
784
00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,889
and you couldn't let me do that,
785
00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,543
could you? No!
786
00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:23,762
God!
787
00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,809
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
788
00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:30,812
I can't even trust you guys
to leave you alone.
789
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:33,293
[panting]
790
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:41,605
DAVE:
Uh...
791
00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:44,913
Oh, Jesus.
792
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,828
You did this, okay?
793
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,264
Fuck you guys!
794
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:49,570
First of all,
795
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:52,007
I've been holding it
this whole time.
796
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,182
Shit.
797
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:55,141
-BELLA: Look it.
-Look at it?
798
00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:56,925
BELLA: Yeah.
799
00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,753
Don't look at me.
800
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,015
Don't look. Brad!
801
00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:01,451
Look away!
802
00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:03,802
-Uh, don't look?
-Stop! You did this.
803
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:05,891
[Dave groans]
804
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,675
The fucking... Fuck!
805
00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:11,026
Don't! God!
806
00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,333
You know what?
807
00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:15,074
You're gonna do whatever I say.
808
00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:16,510
You're gonna call Sony
809
00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:19,252
in order to make
my dreams come true, okay?
810
00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:21,776
Whatever you need at
all times. For sure.
811
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,778
I just want to manage
expectations, you know,
812
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,084
'cause talent drives everything,
813
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,346
which... is...
814
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:27,695
good for you 'cause
815
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:29,566
you have talent,
a lot of talent, so...
816
00:30:30,306 --> 00:30:32,874
I see the way
you guys look at me.
817
00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:36,660
-I see it.
-We look at you with admiration.
818
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,619
But what's so good
about you, Dave?
819
00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:40,708
Nothing, nothing!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
820
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:42,753
What makes you
better than me, David?
821
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:45,539
Nothing, I fucking suck!
I fully suck, okay?
822
00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:47,497
I'm a piece of shit,
I just lost a girl,
823
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:49,108
and I think she thinks
I'm a piece of shit,
824
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:50,544
and I'm scared that she's right.
825
00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:53,895
That sounds like pussy
problems for a little bitch.
826
00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,070
-Okay, uh...
-Huh?
827
00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:56,115
I faked my death just to,
828
00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:57,594
like, sell more albums
829
00:30:57,638 --> 00:30:59,640
and be more famous
and successful, okay?
830
00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:01,033
I know you saw the hard drive,
831
00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:02,730
I know that you
saw me talk about it!
832
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:04,688
Please, blackmail me forever,
I don't care!
833
00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,429
I don't care about my career,
I just want to live.
834
00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:08,214
Please, stop.
835
00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:10,694
What? [chuckles]
836
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,569
Good job.
Give me the hard drive.
837
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:19,312
Give me the hard drive!
838
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:20,574
[stammers]
839
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:23,403
-Give me the drive.
-Okay.
840
00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:29,017
Now, we're gonna get
841
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:31,063
some dirt on you.
842
00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,412
Okay?
843
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,718
Do something that'll
get you canceled.
844
00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:37,983
I don't adhere to those
types of social structures,
845
00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:38,984
so I don't really...
846
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,115
Okay.
847
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:42,683
Okay, I once knew this guy,
848
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,859
a white guy, he said
he grew up in China,
849
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,166
and so he talked like that,
850
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:50,125
and I would make fun of
the way he talked.
851
00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:51,170
Okay.
852
00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:53,781
What accent did he do, Brad?
853
00:31:54,608 --> 00:31:57,176
You know, like the...
like the... China.
854
00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:58,264
BELLA:
Like-like what?
855
00:31:58,307 --> 00:31:59,308
BRAD:
Like, you know.
856
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,527
Do the accent.
857
00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,832
-No.
-Say it.
858
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:03,356
-He's a white Chinese?
-BRAD: No.
859
00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:05,184
-Now!
-No way.
860
00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:06,228
Do the accent.
861
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:08,535
[Asian accent]:
No!
862
00:32:10,189 --> 00:32:11,538
Was that it?
863
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,584
No.
864
00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,195
It was pre-Internet.
865
00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:17,413
[doorbell rings]
866
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,763
GATA:
Yo, LD? You here, bruh?
867
00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:22,592
-It's me. Gata.
-DAVE: Just...
868
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:23,811
don't... Just don't answer.
869
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:25,204
-He'll go away.
-BELLA: Shh!
870
00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,683
-Oh, shit, I remember the code.
-DAVE: No!
871
00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:27,902
-[gate buzzes]
-No! Fuck!
872
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,123
Shh. Okay, you're gonna shut up,
873
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:34,169
and if you say a word,
I'm gonna blow his brains out.
874
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:36,389
Understand?
875
00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:37,999
[door opens]
876
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,000
Yo, LD, what's up?
877
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,741
Oh, shit.
878
00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:43,613
Fight Club.
Get the fuck out of Dodge.
879
00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:44,788
What's up, brother?
880
00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:46,877
I-I call everyone "brother."
881
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:48,488
Ah, it's all good.
Hey, how you doin'? I'm...
882
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:49,793
DAVE:
That-That's Bella.
883
00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:51,099
You know Bella. You met her
884
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,405
at the music video shoot.
885
00:32:52,448 --> 00:32:54,015
Yeah, of course I met her.
886
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,147
She's the one that gave me
all the snacks on set.
887
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,844
-Yeah.
-I was just saying
888
00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,411
I'm happy to see her still
wiggling out here, bro.
889
00:32:58,454 --> 00:32:59,542
She wanna be just
like you, dawg.
890
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:00,891
She a real one.
891
00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:03,546
Look at her vibin'.
Come on, dawg.
892
00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:05,331
[Gata sniffing]
893
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,464
What's up with all of
this, though, like?
894
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:10,597
Why it stink like
a motherfucker in here?
895
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,252
My family friend came by
896
00:33:13,295 --> 00:33:15,080
with her newborn and had
897
00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:18,170
a bit of an emergency.
898
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:20,259
-[clears throat]
-GATA: You know how babies be.
899
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:23,436
And I said, like, don't change
the diaper in front of us,
900
00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:25,220
'cause I hate
seeing the baby vagina.
901
00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:27,092
'Cause, like, I don't
want to look at it
902
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:29,007
and think, like,
"Do I have attraction or not?"
903
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,704
And I never do,
but I hate having
904
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,053
that thought process, but...
905
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:32,967
What?
906
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,751
It smells like lemongrass to me.
907
00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,840
Anyways, where the fuck
are my glasses at, bruh?
908
00:33:38,146 --> 00:33:40,018
The ones on your head?
909
00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:43,369
Ah, shit.
910
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,023
I drove 40 minutes over here
911
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,372
for these motherfuckers,
and they've been on my head
912
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,069
the whole time. That's crazy.
913
00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:49,592
What y'all got
goin' on though, man?
914
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,507
You got the fireplace
burning, this nigga
915
00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:52,639
Brad Pitt up in here.
916
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:54,728
I just came here to make music.
917
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:57,035
Stop it. You make music, too?
918
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:58,906
Aw, you're more amazing
than I thought.
919
00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:00,473
Bruh, I need that verse, bro.
Come on, man.
920
00:34:00,516 --> 00:34:01,996
Let me get 16, bruh.
921
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,216
It won't take that long.
I'll write your shit.
922
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:08,916
Okay.
923
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:10,787
GATA: That's what I'm saying,
Bella, you gotta go after
924
00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:12,180
what you want in life
at all costs.
925
00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:14,661
-Yeah.
-You on the right path, though.
926
00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:15,705
Look where you at.
You got LD, Brad Pitt.
927
00:34:15,749 --> 00:34:17,316
Can't nobody tell you shit.
928
00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:19,361
You're right! You're right.
I'm gonna win this.
929
00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:22,451
-I really had to
hear this right now.
-GATA: Hell yeah.
930
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,323
BELLA:
Yeah, this is legendary.
931
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:26,716
I am legendary.
932
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,544
This is my shit! I'm royalty!
933
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:30,285
I know.
934
00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:33,027
-I'm about to
skyrocket. [laughs]
-[thumping]
935
00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:35,638
Can she hear me or no?
936
00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:39,164
Don't nod visibly.
Don't nod visibly.
937
00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,078
[groans softly]
938
00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:41,731
[whispering]:
No. No.
939
00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:45,083
Okay, okay.
Follow my lead, okay?
940
00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,346
-Uh-huh.
-We time this right,
941
00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:48,912
we got the numbers,
three to one against her.
942
00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:51,350
You copy? Don't nod visibly.
943
00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:53,917
Copy.
944
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:56,006
-BRAD: Okay.
-But I don't know what you mean.
945
00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:59,140
Like, I don't particularly
want to make this violent.
946
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:01,316
This is your destiny.
It's your time.
947
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,970
GATA:
This is your legacy.
948
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,493
Like, what you gonna leave
behind for your kids?
949
00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:06,278
You know what I mean?
950
00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:07,844
That's too big of a decision
to let somebody else decide.
951
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,281
Gata's gonna get us killed, man.
952
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:10,760
He's saying all
the wrong type of shit.
953
00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:13,241
No, no, no.
It's not your day, Dave.
954
00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,113
It's not your day to die.
Say it.
955
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:18,159
Will it.
This is on you now, okay?
956
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:19,508
What do I do?
957
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:22,337
You're gonna have to
roll this bitch.
958
00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:24,034
I don't think we should be
making any big moves right now.
959
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:25,601
I think we can really
talk her down if we just...
960
00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:27,125
He's got her distracted.
961
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,256
You have to
take her from behind.
962
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,475
I can't do this.
963
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:31,172
Grab that gun, and you're gonna
964
00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,521
turn it on her, you're
gonna turn the tables.
965
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,349
I'm not a man like that.
966
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:36,960
Do you not understand
the beast you're dealing with?
967
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,920
-DAVE: No.
-This is not a rational
human being.
968
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,443
I don't know about kids, though,
969
00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:43,880
'cause they're, like, kind
of ungrateful, so, you know...
970
00:35:43,924 --> 00:35:45,055
-What?
-Yeah.
971
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,579
I'd do anything for my moms.
972
00:35:46,622 --> 00:35:49,538
Yeah, people say that, but
what have you actually really
973
00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,410
done for her?
I'm curious, actually.
974
00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:53,238
She only understands force.
975
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:55,414
Put that force on her ass, Dave.
976
00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:57,894
-[Dave groans]
-When I say... [clears throat]
977
00:35:57,938 --> 00:35:59,331
What's up, Geek Squad?
978
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,462
You still setting up
over there, or what?
979
00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:01,855
-Say what?
-Bro, we got Brad
980
00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:03,378
in the booth.
Don't waste his time.
981
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:04,858
Whoo! Come on, man.
982
00:36:04,901 --> 00:36:06,338
We got to get Brad locked in.
983
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:07,556
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I'm just getting
984
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,862
all the levels right, you know.
985
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,298
For him, I want to
make it crisp.
986
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:11,691
And, like,
it's his first time, uh...
987
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:14,041
We got to lock it in, brother!
988
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:15,477
-DAVE: Oh, uh, no, no, no.
-Yeah!
989
00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:17,262
BELLA:
Yeah.
990
00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:20,134
GATA:
Locked in, man. [laughs]
991
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,309
You a fool.
992
00:36:21,353 --> 00:36:22,876
BELLA:
I'm crazy.
993
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,443
GATA:
You fucking crazy. Hey, bruh?
994
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,009
You gonna play this out
the loudspeakers or what?
995
00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,228
I'm trying to hear it, bro.
996
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:29,883
BELLA:
Are we gonna listen, or...?
997
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,885
GATA:
Play it, bro.
998
00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,019
[instrumental music playing]
999
00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:38,370
[auto-tuned]:
Okay, but I really don't...
1000
00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:40,328
Oh, shit, that's tight.
1001
00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:42,243
♪ Hey!♪
1002
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:45,551
Wow. This shit is...
♪ Tight♪
1003
00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:49,032
♪ So fucking cool♪
1004
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:51,774
♪ We have to be strong♪
1005
00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:54,473
♪ 'Cause life is short♪
1006
00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:57,911
♪ We have to move
when we got to move♪
1007
00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,478
♪ Get in the game♪
1008
00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:01,958
♪ Listen to me♪
1009
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:04,396
♪ We have to do
what we have to do♪
1010
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:08,313
♪ To rid ourselves
of all this fear♪
1011
00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:12,273
[bass hits]
1012
00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:15,755
♪ Listen to me, stay focused
on the task at hand♪
1013
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:19,367
♪ The time is now♪
1014
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:23,545
♪ Now is the present♪
1015
00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:27,810
♪ The present is also now...♪
1016
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:30,770
I know, right?
This shit is hard.
1017
00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:33,425
This a vibe right here, bro.
Killing it over there, LD.
1018
00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:36,297
You are the fucking man, bro.
1019
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:38,256
I'm so happy she here, dude.
1020
00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:41,476
♪ What? Ugh!♪
1021
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,522
♪ Listen to me♪
1022
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:45,654
♪ There's no right way to live♪
1023
00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:49,832
♪ And no wrong way to die♪
1024
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:50,790
[exhales sharply]
1025
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:53,532
♪ What is enough?♪
1026
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:57,013
♪ Enough is enough♪
1027
00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:59,320
[moans]
1028
00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:01,496
♪ Are you enough?♪
1029
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:02,758
♪ The universe is calling you♪
1030
00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:05,108
♪ Go, Dave, go, now!♪
1031
00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:06,806
Now!
1032
00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:09,504
Yeah! Whoo!
1033
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:10,679
Go!
1034
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,377
No!
1035
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,421
The gun!
1036
00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:15,510
-Oh!
-You idiot!
1037
00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:17,599
Get the gun!
1038
00:38:17,643 --> 00:38:19,035
-She's got a bow!
-Freeze, Dave!
1039
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,472
-Okay! Okay!
-I will fucking shoot you!
1040
00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:21,690
No!
1041
00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,344
Shut up!
1042
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:24,389
Put that shit down, yo.
1043
00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,173
Oh, my God.
1044
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,610
Fuck this weak...
1045
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,482
-Shut up!
-...fucking glass.
1046
00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,266
Why the fuck
you let her in here?
1047
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,920
-Glass...
-Brad!
1048
00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:35,574
Glass, glass.
1049
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:38,359
DAVE:
No! Shit! Stop! You don't have
to do this, Bella.
1050
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:39,752
-Shut up!
-Fucking weak
1051
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:40,883
glass!
1052
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,494
[screams]
1053
00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:45,540
DAVE:
Jesus, fuck.
1054
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:49,370
No! Fuck!
1055
00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:50,415
-No!
-What the fuck?
1056
00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,678
DAVE:
Oh, no! Gata!
1057
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,767
Go, Gata. Go, go, go, go.
1058
00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:57,552
DAVE:
Go, go, go.
1059
00:38:57,596 --> 00:39:00,555
Ow. Fuck, man.
1060
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,298
Ow.
1061
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,345
[groans]
1062
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:08,868
Close it, close it, close it.
1063
00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:10,478
Close the door, close the door,
close the door.
1064
00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:11,697
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
oh, my God.
1065
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:13,394
-Bro, what the fuck is going on?
-[shushes]
1066
00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:15,091
Shut the fuck up, Gata.
Be quiet. I told you she was
1067
00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:17,267
fucking crazy, I'm trying
to tell you all goddamn night.
1068
00:39:17,311 --> 00:39:19,618
We got to do something about
this right now. Uh, uh, uh...
1069
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:20,923
Ah. Okay. Yeah.
1070
00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:22,447
GATA:
Bro, what the fuck is that, bro?
1071
00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:23,578
You gonna Silly String her
to death?
1072
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:25,145
No, this is bear mace
that Robyn left.
1073
00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:26,755
She's not a bear, bro.
You don't got a gun here?
1074
00:39:26,799 --> 00:39:29,192
It's all right-- a gun?
I don't believe in guns.
1075
00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:30,803
[panting]
1076
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,197
-Where is she?
-I don't know.
1077
00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:35,938
I don't know where she is.
1078
00:39:35,982 --> 00:39:38,332
-What the fuck is that noise?
-I think she's out there.
1079
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,507
-[shouts]
-Oh.
1080
00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,553
Oh, it's just a mirror.
1081
00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:42,945
Okay.
1082
00:39:42,989 --> 00:39:44,469
-Bro, is this real?
-Yeah. What?
1083
00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:46,645
-Or is this part of Nut Haus?
-What?
1084
00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:48,255
What the fuck?
What are you talking about?
1085
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,518
-Oh, are you pranking me?
-No, this is real, man.
1086
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,520
BELLA:
Dave?
1087
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,957
[crying]:
Dave, I'm so sorry.
1088
00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,350
I'm sorry.
1089
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,004
I just, I just figured
1090
00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:01,181
that maybe you would
really like my short film.
1091
00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:03,096
I don't know.
1092
00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:05,272
If you'd watch it.
1093
00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:07,230
[panting]
1094
00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:10,016
I'm sorry!
1095
00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:11,583
Dave?
1096
00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:13,976
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1097
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:16,065
-[screaming]
-[shrieks]
1098
00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:18,111
[grunting]
1099
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:20,156
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
1100
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,506
Ah!
1101
00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:23,551
[grunts]
1102
00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,467
[screams]
1103
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,164
DAVE:
Gata, the gun!
1104
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,601
Oh! Oh, my God!
1105
00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:31,080
-[gunshots]
-[shouting]
1106
00:40:31,124 --> 00:40:33,387
-Hold her down. Get...
-Oh, shit.
1107
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,171
Fuck!
1108
00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:36,564
Uh, uh...
1109
00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:39,437
[screaming]
1110
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,091
What is on me?
1111
00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:44,442
Get the gun, get the gun,
get the gun.
1112
00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:47,532
-Do it.
-Yeah, bitch!
What you gonna do now?
1113
00:40:47,575 --> 00:40:49,055
-Yeah! Yeah!
-Huh?
1114
00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,709
I ain't Brad Pitt, bitch.
I will pop your ass.
1115
00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:52,754
-Brad!
-No!
1116
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:54,495
Fuck your short film.
1117
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:57,019
I just want to hang out. Fuck!
1118
00:40:57,063 --> 00:41:00,806
[crying]:
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
1119
00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:02,634
Hey, Brad, Brad, Brad,
1120
00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:04,418
Brad, Brad,
you're not gonna die.
1121
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,681
-This shit fucking hurts.
-Yeah, this looks horrific,
brutal.
1122
00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:09,292
-It's horrible.
-Fuck, I can't believe
she shot you.
1123
00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:11,120
-I don't want to die, man.
-You're not gonna die, Brad.
1124
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,601
You're not gonna die right now.
This is my fault.
1125
00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,908
-Luke?
-No, it's Dave, it's Dave.
1126
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:19,520
No, my real name is Luke...
1127
00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:21,522
Pitt.
1128
00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:22,784
Your name's Luke?
1129
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,307
-Luke.
-Okay.
1130
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,396
Luke? Uh, everything's
gonna be okay.
1131
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,573
The cops are coming.
So just hang on, okay?
1132
00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:33,621
No, I don't want to die here
on this shitty carpet, man.
1133
00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:36,145
I think you're reacting to
the glass on the carpet, but...
1134
00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:38,713
What does it say
on that stupid fucking arrow
1135
00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:40,367
that's protruding from my chest?
1136
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,543
Uh, it says the, uh,
the "Looking for Love Tour."
1137
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:45,198
It's a stage prop that I had
on tour, and then I...
1138
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,722
Cupid, am I right? Fuck.
1139
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:49,724
-Dave?
-Yes.
1140
00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:51,726
-Dave.
-Yes, Brad.
1141
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:55,034
-Luke.
-Yes. Luke.
1142
00:41:55,817 --> 00:41:58,646
Until you love yourself,
1143
00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:01,127
you can never love another.
1144
00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:03,738
Man, I love myself too much.
1145
00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:06,524
That's why I get into
these fucking situations, man.
1146
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:09,396
No, Dave,
then you would be enough.
1147
00:42:09,439 --> 00:42:11,790
Until you're enough for you,
1148
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,706
you can never be enough
for another.
1149
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:18,666
You wouldn't be chasing
all this validation.
1150
00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:23,410
-Trust me, bro.
-[sirens approaching]
1151
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:25,847
Oh, hey, they're here.
They're coming, they're coming.
1152
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:27,196
Come on in, come on in.
1153
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,285
♪
1154
00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,425
[alert chimes]
1155
00:42:39,731 --> 00:42:41,994
DAVE:
[sighs] Man.
1156
00:42:42,037 --> 00:42:44,823
I have been thinking about
what I want to say to you
1157
00:42:44,866 --> 00:42:47,782
for a while now.
1158
00:42:47,826 --> 00:42:50,263
And I know you deserve
the best that I have to offer,
1159
00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:53,396
so, like, I've been
really evaluating myself
1160
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,661
to see if I'm finally ready
for this.
1161
00:42:56,704 --> 00:42:59,620
And I am.
1162
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:02,362
-[indistinct chatter]
-I really am.
1163
00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:05,234
-Pop, tell Ava about
your skydiving story.
-Mm-hmm.
1164
00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:07,759
Oh, so, I'm-I'm hurtling
towards the Earth,
1165
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:10,239
a-and my, uh, instructor
pulls the rip cord,
1166
00:43:10,283 --> 00:43:12,459
-but nothing happens.
-AVA: No...
1167
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,896
DAVE:
And honestly, I think,
deep down,
1168
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,681
I've just been scared.
1169
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:18,247
Well, no,
tell the Sundance people
1170
00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:20,554
Dave is actually now willing
to promote it.
1171
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,903
It's really exciting.
1172
00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:23,818
DAVE:
Scared to put myself out there.
1173
00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:26,081
Uh-huh. I truly can't
believe we are...
1174
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,693
DAVE:
Scared of all my doubts.
1175
00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:32,740
And I've been looking for love
this entire time
1176
00:43:32,784 --> 00:43:35,961
without ever
truly loving myself.
1177
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,789
Come on. You got to see this.
What you think?
1178
00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:39,878
But the person I love the most
is right in front of me.
1179
00:43:39,921 --> 00:43:41,880
-Beautiful.
-How you feel about it?
1180
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,665
I think it's gorgeous.
1181
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:47,363
It's yours. This house is yours.
1182
00:43:47,407 --> 00:43:48,930
What? Honey!
1183
00:43:48,974 --> 00:43:50,453
DAVE:
A wise man once told me
1184
00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:52,064
that until you can
love yourself...
1185
00:43:52,107 --> 00:43:55,763
Hey, Mom, hey, Dad.
Um, I got some big news.
1186
00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:58,418
Uh, I'm starting
my own record label.
1187
00:43:58,461 --> 00:44:00,812
-...you won't be able
to love anybody else.
-Yeah.
1188
00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,683
[quietly]: Uh, I need to borrow
some more money, though.
1189
00:44:02,727 --> 00:44:04,250
DAVE:
When I close my eyes,
1190
00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:06,121
I-I swear I think
of the same thing
1191
00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:08,820
over and over and over again.
1192
00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:10,691
[birds chirping]
1193
00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:13,128
It's you.
1194
00:44:13,172 --> 00:44:15,217
It's always been you.
1195
00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:17,306
♪
1196
00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:25,575
♪ I love myself♪
1197
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,795
♪ I do♪
1198
00:44:29,275 --> 00:44:32,713
♪ Every morning
and every night♪
1199
00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:36,804
♪ I love myself♪
1200
00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:39,938
♪ I do...♪
1201
00:44:39,981 --> 00:44:41,896
[elephant exhales]
1202
00:44:49,121 --> 00:44:51,427
Let's get you out of here.
1203
00:44:53,386 --> 00:44:54,866
[grunts]
1204
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,001
Hey.
1205
00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:01,786
-Hey, how was your flight?
-It was a little long.
1206
00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:03,048
-[sighs]
-Yeah.
1207
00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:05,180
-Where is, uh...
-Right over there.
1208
00:45:05,224 --> 00:45:07,487
-Oh.
-Watch your step,
watch your step.
1209
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:08,967
Okay. Thank you.
1210
00:45:11,317 --> 00:45:13,275
Hey, Drake!
1211
00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:15,538
What's up?
1212
00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:17,976
Thank you for responding
to my DM. I, uh...
1213
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:22,110
I know it was long, but, uh,
shooters shoot, right?
1214
00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:23,938
-That's what they say.
-Yeah.
1215
00:45:23,982 --> 00:45:25,853
I apologize for the delay
on it, but...
1216
00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:28,987
-No. Yeah.
-Happy-happy we could connect,
for sure.
1217
00:45:30,031 --> 00:45:31,859
-All right.
-[softly]: Yeah.
1218
00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:33,861
-Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
-Yes, sir. I got you.
1219
00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:36,995
-You don't know how long
I've waited for this.
-[chuckles]
1220
00:45:37,038 --> 00:45:38,474
You're here now, though, so...
1221
00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:39,693
-Yeah.
-Welcome.
1222
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,173
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
1223
00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:43,871
I know that my DM probably,
like, sounded crazy and...
1224
00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:46,787
my aggression level to getting
here might be far-reaching,
1225
00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:51,879
but, like, I really am, like...
I am a superstar.
1226
00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:54,316
I am worthy and I am special.
1227
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,231
I appreciate that,
but y-- when you say it,
1228
00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:58,451
it's almost like you have this,
like, kind of undertone, like,
1229
00:45:58,494 --> 00:46:00,409
there's, like,
an auto-tune crying under you.
1230
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:03,238
-Oh. Yeah.
-So, like, just tell me again,
1231
00:46:03,282 --> 00:46:05,893
like, you're special, but
without being like, "Eh, eh."
1232
00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:08,853
-I'm a star. Yeah.
-Yes. Yeah. Again.
1233
00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:11,029
-I'm on your fucking level.
I am.
-[chuckles]: Okay.
1234
00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:13,074
-[Drake stammers]
-I'm a star!
1235
00:46:13,118 --> 00:46:16,948
-I'm a superstar, man. I am.
-Yeah.
1236
00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:19,167
-I like that. For real, kid.
-Yeah.
1237
00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:20,995
Let's cook. We're-- by the way,
1238
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,780
just, like,
super intense first combo.
1239
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,172
I was go-- about to ask
if you wanted to eat, but...
1240
00:46:24,216 --> 00:46:25,913
-Oh.
-...obviously we went
1241
00:46:25,957 --> 00:46:27,872
straight into
positive affirmations, so...
1242
00:46:27,915 --> 00:46:31,832
Any, like, chance you can, like,
teach me how to love myself?
1243
00:46:31,876 --> 00:46:35,183
No. That's like a...
1244
00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:38,665
Wish we could rewind life.
I didn't ask you that.
1245
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:41,537
But the first time that I, like,
I heard you and I was like,
1246
00:46:41,581 --> 00:46:42,669
"I fuck with this shit."
1247
00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:44,236
-Like, I fuck with your...
-[exhales]
1248
00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:45,585
-I fuck with your shit.
-That means the world.
1249
00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:47,630
All I ever needed
was the opportunity.
1250
00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:49,458
Yeah, yeah, no, I have a studio.
You want to, like--
1251
00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:51,156
I mean, listen,
we can listen to beats,
1252
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:53,723
you can play me some shit,
like, whatever.
1253
00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:56,030
I'd love to make some, like,
scorned love, like,
1254
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:58,424
"girl that got away" type shit.
1255
00:46:58,467 --> 00:47:00,600
[scoffs] Might have
to extend the trip, then.
1256
00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:02,645
-[laughs]: Let's go.
-So much time.
1257
00:47:02,689 --> 00:47:05,866
DRAKE: What should I call you,
by the way? Dave or Dicky?
1258
00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,694
DAVE:
Oh.
1259
00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:10,915
Um...
1260
00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:14,135
♪ Me, Drake, on one song♪
1261
00:47:14,179 --> 00:47:15,963
♪ I did it♪
1262
00:47:16,007 --> 00:47:17,573
♪ How did I do it? I did it♪
1263
00:47:17,617 --> 00:47:19,053
♪ I got a song with Drake♪
1264
00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:20,533
♪ I got a song
with Drake♪
1265
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,230
♪ I got a song with Drake♪
1266
00:47:22,274 --> 00:47:24,102
♪ I did it, I did it♪
1267
00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:25,494
♪ Me, Drake, yes♪
1268
00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:27,845
♪ Same song, Spotify credits♪
1269
00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:29,977
♪ Billboard's,
everything, I did it♪
1270
00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,979
♪ I've done it,
how did I do it?♪
1271
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,764
♪ I got a song with Drake, yes,
I got a song with Drake♪
1272
00:47:34,808 --> 00:47:37,898
♪ I got a song with Drake,
I got a song with Drake♪
1273
00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:40,118
♪ Look at the chart♪
1274
00:47:40,161 --> 00:47:41,162
♪ Wait till his part♪
1275
00:47:41,206 --> 00:47:43,077
♪ It'll be, like, Drake♪
1276
00:47:43,121 --> 00:47:44,644
♪ They will try to hate♪
1277
00:47:44,687 --> 00:47:46,080
♪ But don't know it's great♪
1278
00:47:46,124 --> 00:47:48,126
♪ Watch how it does in a club♪
1279
00:47:48,169 --> 00:47:49,040
♪ Drizzy, tell 'em what's up♪
1280
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:51,085
♪ It's Drake.♪
1281
00:48:08,494 --> 00:48:10,844
[laughter]
1282
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:11,889
DIRECTOR:
Cut, cut.
1283
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,288
DAVE: Welcome to the tour!
1284
00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:22,595
How is the search
for love going?
1285
00:48:22,638 --> 00:48:24,162
I mean,
I had such high hopes.
1286
00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:25,903
This is your first tour.
You supposed to go hard.
1287
00:48:25,946 --> 00:48:28,949
DAVE: I'm so happy that I get
to see America for what it is.
1288
00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:30,298
You don't know my values.
1289
00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:31,821
Maybe we have more in common
than you might think.
1290
00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:34,172
Why don't you just tell me
what they are?Uh...
1291
00:48:34,215 --> 00:48:35,434
Mom, what are our values?
1292
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:37,131
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1293
00:48:37,175 --> 00:48:39,177
Coffee for Joo? Joo?
1294
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:40,918
Coffee for...
1295
00:48:40,961 --> 00:48:42,093
There you go, Joo.
1296
00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:45,139
NARRATOR: FX'sDave.
1297
00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:46,924
All episodes, now streaming.
1298
00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:50,362
I'm most like my mom
1299
00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:53,495
because I'm arrogant,
totally arrogant.
1300
00:48:54,192 --> 00:48:55,584
WOMAN 1: She was his hero,
1301
00:48:55,628 --> 00:48:58,196
and it's really hard
to see your hero fall.
1302
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,762
My mother was a Black Panther.
1303
00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:01,764
And she was really involved
in the movement.
1304
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:04,550
She wanted the story
told correctly.
1305
00:49:04,593 --> 00:49:06,552
That means blemishes and all.
1306
00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:08,075
WOMAN 2: It was
my responsibility
1307
00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:13,080
to teach Tupac
how to survive his reality.
1308
00:49:13,124 --> 00:49:14,777
ANNOUNCER: FX'sDear Mama.
1309
00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:16,823
All episodes now streaming.
1310
00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:21,393
MAN: The Hillsong
is a megachurch,
1311
00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:23,177
and Carl Lentz
is the celebrity pastor.WOMAN: People idolize him.
1312
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,050
I had some major lies.
1313
00:49:26,093 --> 00:49:28,139
He said,
"I've been unfaithful."
1314
00:49:28,182 --> 00:49:32,099
MAN: Carl was fired.
But there was something larger
happening at this church.
1315
00:49:32,143 --> 00:49:35,581
They were
protecting something.What are they protecting?
1316
00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:38,932
MAN: It's child abuse,
labor abuse,
sexual assault.
1317
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,108
We are fearful
of what is ahead.
1318
00:49:41,152 --> 00:49:42,805
MAN: I've never seen
anything like this.
1319
00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:46,070
ANNOUNCER: FX's
The Secrets of Hillsong.
1320
00:49:46,113 --> 00:49:47,723
All episodes, now streaming.
1321
00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:52,206
What's so great in
Atlanta that you can't
just leave it behind?
1322
00:49:53,077 --> 00:49:55,122
[ALL WHOOPING]
1323
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:57,081
Oh, we're outside!
1324
00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,213
[YELLS][GUNSHOT]
1325
00:49:59,257 --> 00:50:00,736
I watch Criminal Minds.
1326
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:02,651
And I know when
someone's up to
something twisted.
1327
00:50:02,695 --> 00:50:04,653
Oh, my goodness.
1328
00:50:07,874 --> 00:50:09,571
Hey, wait, man.
Wait, wait...Wake up!
1329
00:50:09,615 --> 00:50:11,225
[YELLS]
1330
00:50:11,269 --> 00:50:12,226
[TIRES SCREECH]
1331
00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:14,272
Oh, this feel
illegal as hell.
1332
00:50:14,315 --> 00:50:18,058
ANNOUNCER: FX'sAtlanta,
the final season
now streaming.
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