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Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes
to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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He-Hey! Hey, sport, catch.
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Ernie!
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Ah, gosh, I'm sorry, sport.
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I thought you were gonna
catch it, for crying out loud.
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So what are you doing
in here, anyway, huh?
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Nothing.
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Well, come on. Then
let's do something.
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Let's toss this old foosball
around. Come on. A man's sport.
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Come on. Come on.
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No, thanks.
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Hey, don't be a wussy,
kid. It was an accident.
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Hey, hey, where do you
think you're going, huh?
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Come on, hey.
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Come on. Clean up this mess,
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will you, for crying out loud?
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You should mind
your grownups, son.
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On the other hand,
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I don't know if
that's good or not.
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Oop! Oh, Timmy,
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is that Ernie, the
creepy potato bug?
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What happened?
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I dropped him.
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I'm sorry. He was pretty neat,
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even if he was kind of gross.
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You think he'll go to heaven?
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Oh, Timmy, I know
he'll go to heaven.
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Listen, I want you to
wash up real careful.
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I don't want any
glass in your hand.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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Biff, why don't you take
out the garbage for me?
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Don't worry, honey.
Ernie's gone to bug heaven.
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Hey, kid, it's the playoffs.
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Chargers and the Broncos.
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What do you say we
check this thing out, huh?
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Okay.
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Hey, that a boy! All right!
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Maybe next year you
know what we'll do?
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We'll go to San Diego
and get some tickets
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and go see one of
them games, all right?
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Come on. Come on over here.
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Come on. Listen to this
thing with your old stepdad.
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I'm gonna make a
man out of you yet, pal.
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I don't get to see
you that much,
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you know, my being on
that boat all the time, so...
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I'm sorry. I have a
lot of homework to do.
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What, homework
in the third grade?
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Geez! Hey!
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You're too soft on him!
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He's a sensitive boy!
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And he doesn't need you
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leading him down
some macho road!
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You're damn straight he does.
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You cannot waltz
in here twice a year
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and expect the boy
to look up to you.
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That's how I make my money!
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You got something
against eating, huh?!
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Dear God, please take
away all the disease, pain
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and poverty and suffering
and starvation in the world.
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And God bless Nana, Aunt
Teresa, Mr. Abrizzio, Miss Smith,
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Mommy and I guess
my stepdad Biff.
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And please tell Santa if he
didn't already get my letter,
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I really want that Cuddlestuff
Panda for Christmas
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more than anything.
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MOTHER You all set?
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Uh-huh.
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Did you have a good day?
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I miss Ernie.
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Oh, poor Ernie.
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Biff doesn't like me
that much, does he?
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Sure he does. He loves you.
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It's just that he...
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he doesn't really
understand kids, that's all.
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I tell him to be
patient with you,
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but the truth is, you have
to be patient with him, okay?
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Okay.
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♪ Sleep, my child,
and peace attend thee ♪
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♪ All through the night ♪
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♪ Guardian angels,
God will send thee ♪
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♪ All through the night ♪
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♪ Soft the drowsy
hours are creeping ♪
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♪ Hill and vale and
slumber steeping ♪
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♪ By my loving vigil keeping ♪
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♪ All through the night. ♪
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Good night. Sleep tight
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Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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Good night.
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Mom?
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I really like the sweater.
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Yeah. I like that.
I like that a lot.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You're welcome, sweetheart.
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Merry Christmas.
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Keen, Biff. Thanks.
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Yeah, that one's exactly like
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the one I had in that
gunboat in Nam, you know?
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If Charlie saw that thing,
it'd scare him half to death.
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Oh, hey!
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Here, sweetheart.
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Cuddlestuff Panda Bear!
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Oh, wow, this is great, Mom!
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Oh, wow!
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Oh, Mom!
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Oh... Oh, this is keen!
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Oh, good.
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Keen. MOTHER: Mwa!
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Dear God, please
get rid of all the...
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Why don't you just
let Timmy be Timmy?
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Because he's growing up to
be a limp-wristed, lily-livered...
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He's not your boy!
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I mean, you have
no right to try...!
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I'm your husband! I'm
the head of this house!
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I have every right in the world.
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You treat that kid
like a six-year-old girl!
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Dear God, please get rid
of all the disease, poverty,
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pain, suffering and starvation.
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And God bless Nana,
Mr. Abrizzio, Miss Smith and Ernie.
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And just Mommy.
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Mommy! Mommy!
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What is it, honey? I
need a drink of water!
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Go get your own
water. You're no baby.
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Don't encourage him, damn it.
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Mommy!
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Timmy.
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Timmy, please don't
create a scene, honey.
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Can't you get your own water?
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There's a boogeyman in here.
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Okay, Timmy.
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There's monsters in my room!
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Timmy, damn it, be a man!
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Grow up, will you, for once?!
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Look what you've
done to this kid.
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He's in the third grade
and he's afraid of the dark.
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Don't mind your father.
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He just wants
what's best for you.
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He's not my father.
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He's your new father.
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Just give Biff some time.
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He's a good man inside.
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Shall I sing to you?
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♪ Sleep my child and
peace attend thee ♪
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♪ All through the night ♪
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♪ Guardian angels
God will send thee ♪
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♪ All through the night ♪
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♪ Soft the drowsy
hours are creeping ♪
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♪ Hill and vale in
slumber steeping ♪
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♪ I, my loving vigil keeping ♪
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♪ All through the night. ♪
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There you go.
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You go to sleep.
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I have to take some Christmas
presents to the neighbors.
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No!
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Yes. I'm going to be right back.
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Now you behave yourself,
and listen to your father.
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Don't go.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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You like songs, eh, kid?
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Aye, aye, aye, aye.
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Hey, listen, I'm gonna
make a man out of you yet.
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Hey, come on, come on, try this.
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Try it, come on.
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It's gross.
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You bet it's gross.
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It's beer, kid. It's beer.
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Here's a beer-drinking
song for you, too. Hey!
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♪ What do you do
with a drunken sailor? ♪
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♪ What do you do
with a drunken sailor? ♪
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♪ What do you do
with a drunken sailor ♪
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♪ Earl-eye in the morning? ♪
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♪ Shave his belly
with a rusty razor ♪
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♪ Shave his belly
with a rusty razor ♪
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♪ Shave his belly
with a rusty razor ♪
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♪ Earl-eye in the morning. ♪
Hey!
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♪ What do you do with
a yellow-bellied sailor? ♪
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♪ What do you do with
a yellow-bellied sailor? ♪
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♪ What do you do with
a yellow-bellied sailor ♪
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♪ Earl-eye in the morning? ♪
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♪ You keelhaul
him till he's braver ♪
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♪ You keelhaul
him till he's braver ♪
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♪ You keelhaul him till he's
braver earl-eye the m... ♪
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Aah.
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♪ Hooray, up she rises ♪
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♪ Hooray, up she r... ♪
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♪ Hooray, up she rises
earl-eye in the morning ♪
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♪ Hooray, up she rises... ♪
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Yellow-bellied sailor.
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Yellow-bellied sailor.
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Yellow-bellied sailor.
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Yellow-bellied sailor.
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Yellow-bellied sailor.
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Yellow-bellied, yellow-bellied.
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Yellow-bellied,
yellow-bellied, yellow-bellied.
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Yellow-bellied,
yellow-bellied, yellow-bellied.
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Yellow-bellied,
yellow-bellied yellow-bellied.
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Yellow-bellied,
yellow-bellied, yellow-bellied.
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Yellow-bellied,
yellow-bellied, yellow-bellied.
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Yellow-bellied,
yellow-bellied, yellow-bellied.
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Yellow-bellied,
yellow-bellied...
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Stop it!
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Get out of you here,
you old octopus!
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I ain't no yellow belly!
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I ain't afraid of no ghost!
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Buzz off, saw!
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Make my day.
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This is my room!
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This is my house!
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These are my toys!
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Get out!
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I'm no yellow belly, you hear?
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Shut up in there! Go to sleep!
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I got to go the bathroom.
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Frank, what a game!
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I got to tell you.
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Not since the Packers back
in '59 have I seen two teams
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go after each other
with such ferocity.
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You can say that again.
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I can hear the heads cracking
all the way back here in...
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To bring you a word
from our local sponsors...
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What the heck you doing in here?
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I got to go to the bathroom.
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Well, go on down the hallway
and use your own bathroom.
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Now, go on, go on.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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What did you flush
down the toilet now, huh?
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Nothing! There's
a witch in there.
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Hey! Hey!
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Listen, you go on
back down the hallway
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and use your own damn bathroom.
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I'm not gonna coddle
you and your stories
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like your mother
does. She spoils you.
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She makes you weak just
like her. Now, go on, go on.
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You shut up about my mother!
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She's brave.
You're the weak one.
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You're weak in your head!
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Look, I am gonna paddle you
now, boy. Now, go to your room!
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Go on. Go to your room!
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Go on!
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Hey.
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Hey?
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What are you doing
under there, huh?
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Stop whining, will you?
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Come on, stop whining.
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Take it like a man.
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You're not a baby anymore.
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What the...?
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Nana?
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Timmy?
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Thank you.
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Aunt Teresa?
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00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,521
It's just such a shock, Helen.
259
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,679
He was a fine man.
260
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,147
I never knew he
had heart trouble.
261
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,028
Neither did we, Aunt Teresa.
262
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,985
He didn't have
any heart trouble.
263
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,352
Monsters got him.
264
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,000
Oh. Timmy.
265
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,457
No.
266
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,426
He was the scaredy cat.
267
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,060
The monsters got him.
268
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:33,597
Timmy, I think you
should go to your room.
269
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:08,331
The dark side is always there.
270
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,868
Waiting for us to enter.
271
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:14,104
Waiting to enter us.
272
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:20,310
Until next time, try
to enjoy the daylight.
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