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Well, since cousin Amanda
is visiting for the weekend
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I thought i'’d get
her a little present.
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That'’s a thoughtful
gift for all of us.
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Now, now, she'’s family.
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We should welcome
her with open arms.
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And if she tries anything
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we have an electric
cage in the basement.
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♪ She'’s back! ♪
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Hi, everybody.
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It'’s so good to see you.
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Get your pointing
fingers up in the air
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where I can see them!
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Enough, Barney fife.
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Sabrina, I Don'’t blame
you for being suspicious.
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My behavior in the past
may have been a little bratty.
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Yeah, you were a little bratty
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and Nazi Germany
was a littleaggressive.
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But i'’ve grown up.
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I'’m now a teenage
witch, just like you.
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I have to admit, she
does seem more mature.
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[ Piano playing sultry melody]
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♪ Call me irresponsible...
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Okay, there'’s mature,
and there'’s scary.
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♪ Call me unreliable
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♪ throw in undependable, too.
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Both: Rock, paper, scissors.
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Rock breaks scissors!
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You lose!
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Finally.
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For once in my life, you lose.
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Fine. I'’ll be the
one to tell Sabrina
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that she has to stay with Amanda
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while we'’re at work.
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[ Both giggling]
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Okay, i'’ll get the chips,
you go get the cd'’s.
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Got it.
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And, as per our agreement
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since i'’m giving
Sabrina the "bad" news
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you have to scrub all the pots.
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Zelda, you want to
help me dust the clocks?
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No. Remember, you
were going to be in the front
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minding the store
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and I was going to be in
the back working, alone.
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Oh, yeah.
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Zelda, I made some
tea. Do you want some?
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No. I'’m working, alone.
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You probably didn'’t
know it was Jasmine.
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[ Slurping loudly]
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[ Slurping loudly]
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Stop it.
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[ Thudding]Company.
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I'’m never going to
get anything done.
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Nice bottle.
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Oh, look, there'’s a message.
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Probably some shipwrecked
soul searching for their lost love.
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"Please recycle."
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Oh!
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I wish bottles came
with a vortex warning.
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A genie must have lived here.
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Or Luther vandross.
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This place is charming
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and so private.
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I could make this my office.
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Let'’s get out of here.
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It smells like
stinky genie feet.
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Oh, you know what?
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I bet we have to flip
this switch to get out.
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Wow.
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Did you use a lot of
hair spray this morning?
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A little.
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Okay, Sabrina,
here'’s your usual.
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And, Amanda
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your Colombian blend...
Black, just like you ordered.
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Thank you, Josh.
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Mmm, my first sip of coffee.
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[ Choking]
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And my last.
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Hey, Sabrina.
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Oh, hey. You remember
my cousin, Amanda?
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I sure do.
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You'’re such a young lady now.
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I remember when
you were yea high.
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Why am I talking
like my uncle Jay?
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Amanda: Dear diary
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I had my first cup of coffee
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and I met Sabrina'’s boss, Josh.
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Is he cute or what?
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Give me an
exclamation point there.
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Mm-hmm.
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And then, later
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Harvey showed up...
Sabrina: Amanda?!
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I'’ll finish later,
miss sorecorn.
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Yes, ma'’am.
And i'’ll dot the "i"s
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with little hearts as per usual.
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Your mom'’s on the phone.
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Thanks.
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Oh, and by the end of the day
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I need a recount on
my remaining red hots.
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Yes, ma'’am.
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Amanda loves Josh.
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I love when the
eavesdropping comes to me.
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Well, he was being
awfully nice to her.
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So Amanda has a
crush on Josh, huh?
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Great reaction.
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I thought i'’d at least get
a girlish squeal out of you.
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[ Squealing]
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I know that was
sarcastic, but thank you.
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Attention, everyone.
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This is my new office
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and when the lid is on,
I am not to be disturbed.
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Well, if you
ever get tired of it
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you can return it
and get a nickel back.
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Hey, be careful with that.
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Oh, you know, it'’s so inspiring
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to have a private
place to do one'’s work.
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To me, this will be like
Hemingway'’s key west study.
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But you'’re not a writer.
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Like monet'’s giverney.
You'’re not an artist.
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I just want to be alone, okay.
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You'’re not garbo, either.
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You Don'’t have to worry
about me bothering you.
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I'’ll be antiquing
in the 16th century.
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13th-century stuff was
much cheaper then.
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I just want everyone
clear... This bottle is off-limits.
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Please tell Amanda.
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Speaking of Amanda, turns
out she has a little crush on Josh.
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Amanda likes an older man?
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That is so cute.
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Just like when I had it
bad for Sean Connery.
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You are several centuries
older than Sean Connery.
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I know that; I just
like talking about him.
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Sabrina, I think it'’s best
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not to encourage
this crush on Josh.
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I know, that'’s why we'’re not
going back to the coffee house.
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Harvey'’s coming over here
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and Amanda will just
have to hang out with us
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and act like a normal teenager.
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Amanda needs toner.
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I think i'’ll put you outside
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so the sun can shine
through the glass.
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I just love natural light.
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Oh! Finally, I can
get some work done.
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Oh, I just love
early-century genie.
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Oh!
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Who says you
can'’t find happiness
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at the bottom of a bottle?
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Sealed with a kiss.
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Oh, who'’s the letter for?
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Someone you have a crush on?
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No. Uh, it'’s for my mom.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, well, my mom
likes passion fruity girl, too.
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Zellie!
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I'’m back from antiquing.
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I didn'’t find any clocks
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but I got a great
deal on a plow.
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Go away.
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What you doing?
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And what'’s with the outfit?
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I specifically told you
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I did not want to be disturbed.
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You'’ve got a guy
in here, Don'’t you?
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Go away.
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Hey, I bet you haven'’t
even tried these switches.
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Cool.
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Turn it off.
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[ Snake charmer music plays]
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Oh, I love this song.
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Let me do it.
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Uh-oh.
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Looks like you
broke your little bottle.
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See you.
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The exit switch isn'’t working.
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We'’re trapped.
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And I want to go play
with my new plow.
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Right foot, yellow.
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Right hand, ow!
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[ Phone ringing]
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Okay, back.
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Hello?!
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Really?
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Yeah, i'’ll be right there.
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Okay. Josh is swamped.
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I got to go to work.
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Sorry.
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No problem.
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Send Josh my regards.
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Of course. All right, well...
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You two just, uh, make
yourselves comfortable.
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[ Both grunting]
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Oh.
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Let'’s play something
a little less painful.
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How about jousting?
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[ Giggles]
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Handy dandy brush man!
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Ooh, that'’s a
good-looking bottle.
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I'’ll bet these would sell.
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Oh, no, a mortal got sucked in.
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Even worse... a salesman.
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Oh, how do we explain this?
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Handy dandy brush man.
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Tired of throwing money away
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on costly combs and brushes?
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Yes, it'’s the comb-brush.
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Explain what?
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Okay, get ready to tip your
cups and empty your bladders.
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The brewmaster general is here.
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Hello?
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Josh?
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Sabrina, so good
of you to rush down.
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Aw, let'’s forget the charade.
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I love you.
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Okay, Josh, I knew
you kind of liked me
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but I had no idea
that your feelings
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would cause a
breakdown and... an ascot.
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Boy, chocolate souffle.
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You know, you'’ve really
raised the bar on snack time.
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Harvey
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this is for you.
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Thanks, Amanda.
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Mmm. It smells like
my mom'’s bridge club.
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Harvey: Amanda, are you
sure this letter is for me?
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Um...
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Of course, it is.
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I like you, Harvey. Guh?!
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Sabrina, you'’re
positively bewitching.
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I'’m under your spell.
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Oh, there'’s a
spell going on here,
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but it'’s not mine.
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[ Phone ringing]
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Help! I mean, hello?
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Sabrina, Amanda
doesn'’t like Josh.
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She likes Harvey.
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Harvey?
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Call me Josh.
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Okay, it'’s all clear now.
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Amanda wanted to
be alone with Harvey
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so she put this spell on Josh.
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Oh, for the simple days when
she could just turn me into a doll.
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Wait. Don'’t rush off.
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There'’s so much we
haven'’t talked about...
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Like kissing.
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Don'’t be afraid to swoon.
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I'’ll be here to catch you.
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Okay, he'’s under a cad spell.
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I hate to do this...
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You cad!
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Uh, I-I wasn'’t
just blurting out
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my true feelings for you, was I?
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Oh, were you blurting?
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I wasn'’t paying attention.
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Amanda, this is
really flattering
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but Sabrina and I are
sort of going together.
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And besides
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i'’m way too old for you.
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I understand, Harvey.
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But I like the way you
made your vowels pink
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and your consonants green.
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I guess this really isn'’t
the time or place for us.
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But I know what is.
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Harvey'’s all mine
on cloud nine.
262
00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:51,551
Amanda, bring my boyfriend back!
263
00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,586
You'’re going to pay for this!
264
00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:54,655
Well!
265
00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:57,275
You reallytold the ceiling off.
266
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,241
Salem, help me find Harvey.
267
00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:06,344
Well, he'’s not
in the candy dish.
268
00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:07,793
I'’m stumped.
269
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:08,758
Forget it, i'’ll just go
270
00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:10,000
ask aunt hilda.
271
00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:11,689
Oh, she'’s shopping
in another century.
272
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:12,965
Aunt Zelda will be furious
273
00:11:13,034 --> 00:11:14,620
if I try to disturb
her in her bottle.
274
00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:17,206
Zelda and hilda: Sabrina!
275
00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,482
Sabrina! Sabrina!
276
00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:21,191
There'’s got to be a
spell to find Harvey.
277
00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:23,586
[ Imitating Arnold horshack]:
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Kotter.
278
00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:24,758
I know one.
279
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:27,103
Can I say the spell
and you do the zapping?
280
00:11:27,172 --> 00:11:27,896
Just hurry.
281
00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:29,068
[ Clearing throat]
282
00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:31,586
Where'’d they go?
You do the math.
283
00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:33,517
Help me follow Harvey'’s path.
284
00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:34,620
That was fun.
285
00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:38,310
Meet Sherlock bones.
286
00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:40,724
If he can'’t find
them, nobody can.
287
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:43,275
Uh, Sherlock, okay,
Harvey was last seen...
288
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,482
He'’s a dog. He can'’t talk.
289
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,344
Just give him
something of Harvey'’s
290
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:48,931
so he can pick up the scent.
291
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,310
Oh, hey, here'’s
Harvey'’s jacket.
292
00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,000
Here, maybe this
will help you track
293
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:55,000
his trail...
294
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:02,724
Oh, no.
295
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:04,620
Storage? He'’s in here?
296
00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,620
Did Amanda stuff him in a box?
297
00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:07,689
[ Whimpering]
298
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,724
No wonder genies
have to turn into smoke
299
00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:14,793
to get out of these.
300
00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:17,241
This seal is really tight.
301
00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,344
Zellie, try this brush.
302
00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,034
It makes your hair
smell like grape.
303
00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:23,344
Don'’t worry.
304
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:25,620
Someone will come along
and get us out of here.
305
00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:27,137
I Don'’t want to
get us out of here.
306
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,586
I want to get youout of here.
307
00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:34,931
Cool hideout.
308
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,586
You'’ve obviously got bucks.
309
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:40,344
How many boxes of brittle
can we sign you up for?
310
00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:42,931
I just want to be alone.
311
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,448
What kind of brittle?
312
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,206
They'’re here?
313
00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:49,344
Cloud nine?
314
00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:53,482
[ Sherlock whimpers]
315
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:54,931
Hey, where are you...?
316
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,724
Oh, you'’re all work
until you see a squirrel.
317
00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:00,931
Now, why would Amanda
bring Harvey here?
318
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,241
You really like being with me
319
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,655
Don'’t you, Harvey?
320
00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:06,241
I'’m on cloud nine.
321
00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:09,103
I like everything on cloud nine.
322
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,655
Why, you little home wrecker!
323
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,758
Hey, you, get off of my cloud.
324
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,827
I can'’t believe you tried
to steal my boyfriend.
325
00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,176
He'’s not your
boyfriend anymore.
326
00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:17,137
He'’s mine.
327
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,310
No, he'’s mine.
328
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:19,379
He'’s mine!
329
00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:24,172
Wow, i'’m flying!
330
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:26,965
You broke my boyfriend.
331
00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:28,931
I didn'’t break your boyfriend.
332
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,103
I broke myboyfriend.
333
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,448
Thank you for
saving my boyfriend.
334
00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:34,517
For the last time
335
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:35,965
he'’s my...
336
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,448
You know what?
337
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,620
I give up. Harvey'’s yours.
338
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:41,482
Of course, that means
339
00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:42,562
you'’re gonna have to sign
340
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:43,517
some release forms.
341
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,068
Today a medical release form
342
00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:46,655
tomorrow a marriage license.
343
00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:48,604
Be sure to let me know
where you'’re registered.
344
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,689
When I ask for a wheelchair,
345
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,275
everyone says no.
346
00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,482
I got to get Harvey
out of harm'’s way.
347
00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:01,965
Uh, put Harvey in his own bed
348
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:04,034
with none of these
happenings in his head.
349
00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:07,206
Weird.
350
00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:10,103
I haven'’t taken a nap in years.
351
00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:15,137
And i'’ve got cloud in my hair.
352
00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:16,344
I'’ve got to find a way
353
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:18,275
to stop Amanda'’s
infatuation with Harvey.
354
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,448
So, we'’re just not
355
00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:21,758
going to talk about
my wheelchair?
356
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,482
Amanda: I'’ll get you, Sabrina
357
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,379
and your little kitty, too.
358
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:30,000
I'’m burning mad.
359
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:36,103
Well, the queen of
property damage has arrived.
360
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:37,551
Where did you hide my Harvey?
361
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,931
You can have Harvey.
362
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,448
Just Don'’t hurt me.
363
00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:42,827
Oh, what Salem is trying to say
364
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,379
is why Don'’t we
be mature about this
365
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,551
and discuss it rationally?
366
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,724
I'’ll tear this room
apart until I find him.
367
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:49,344
Interesting take on "rational."
368
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:50,827
Freeze.
369
00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:55,068
Guh?
370
00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:01,448
Oh, talk about your cool cat.
371
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:02,758
Sorry.
372
00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:05,793
I should do some early
Christmas shopping.
373
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,620
Can'’t you people
call during dinner
374
00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:12,862
like everyone else?
375
00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:14,862
Hilda, it'’s dreama.
376
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,862
She can zap us out.
377
00:15:16,931 --> 00:15:18,862
Are we talking about
the same dreama?
378
00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:20,172
We'’re desperate.
379
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:23,206
Dreama, zap us out.
380
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:24,517
But Don'’t open the lid.
381
00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:25,586
What did you say?
382
00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:30,379
Hilda: Zelda, get your
hands off her throat.
383
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:31,896
[ Shivering]
384
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,103
I'’ve lost all
f-f-feeling in my tail.
385
00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:37,344
I'’ve got to stop
Amanda'’s infatuation
386
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:38,862
before she finds Harvey.
387
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,137
There'’s nothing under "crush"
388
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,206
"puppy love"
389
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,000
or "psychotic pre-teen
lacking scruples
390
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,103
or any sense of morality."
391
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:47,689
Wagging that appendage
is my only creative outlet.
392
00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:49,137
Oh, what'’ll I do?
393
00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:50,206
Help me find a spell.
394
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:51,896
Look under "desire."
395
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,551
Oh, you'’re back.
396
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,482
Whip it, tiger.
397
00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:58,724
Here'’s something.
398
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,689
Hopefully, this'’ll help
kill Amanda'’s desire.
399
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,241
Hey, Sabrina!
400
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,034
Hey, Sabrina!
401
00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:13,655
Stanley kinkleski?
402
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,517
Don'’t ever leave me, baby.
403
00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:17,689
Maybe I should have
read the fine print
404
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,068
on that "desire" spell.
405
00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:20,655
Salem: Sabrina, it looks like
406
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:23,551
you did a streetcar
named desirespell.
407
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,103
Thank you.
408
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:26,965
No one'’s made me dinner.
409
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,931
I have to eat
before I go bowling.
410
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,862
Yeah, well, the spell
certainly killed desire.
411
00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,000
Mine.
412
00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:40,413
How did I tear my t-shirt?
413
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,137
Why did I dream
414
00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:44,379
I was playing poker
with Karl Malden?
415
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,310
Oh, dang, I missed Stanley.
416
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,448
Where'’s Harvey?
I'’ve looked everywhere.
417
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:56,793
Even Iowa.
418
00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,000
You looked in the midwest
419
00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,724
and you didn'’t even
check his bedroom?
420
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:00,689
Salem.
421
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:01,793
Thanks for the tip.
422
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,551
A concrete solution.
423
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,758
This might be a good time
to throw her in the river.
424
00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,344
You'’re stepping on my foot.
425
00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,586
Excuse me.
426
00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:20,517
I feel like i'’m in a
bejeweled ant hill.
427
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:23,827
Hilda, why did you
have to come in here?
428
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,241
Why couldn'’t you
just leave me alone?
429
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,137
I was excited about
the plow I bought.
430
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:29,344
That'’s not true.
431
00:17:29,413 --> 00:17:32,000
And it could have
waited until later.
432
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:34,551
Well, this is a
conundrum, isn'’t it?
433
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,965
And why is it that
our entire lives
434
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,448
whenever I tried
to find solitude
435
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,172
in my own room,
treehouse, pod...
436
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:43,344
There you were.
437
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,068
Why is that?
438
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,517
Well, the only thing
that I can think of
439
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:49,000
is that a lot of the time
440
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,551
there'’s just the two of us
441
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:53,517
so, that, if you'’realone,
that means i'’malone
442
00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:56,551
and when i'’m
alone, I get lonely.
443
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,482
Hilda, we'’ve had
a breakthrough.
444
00:17:58,551 --> 00:18:00,896
I understand you now.
445
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,551
I want to be alone
446
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:06,275
but you have every
right not to be alone.
447
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:07,724
Do me a favor.
448
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,448
Get a dog.
449
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:10,620
That'’s a great idea.
450
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:11,969
We'’ll go to the pound together.
451
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:15,862
I have to do something
452
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:17,931
before Amanda pulls
an incredible hulk
453
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,137
on that cement.
454
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:21,862
I know i'’m not supposed
to disturb aunt Zelda, but...
455
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,241
[ Thudding sound]
456
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,034
The monster'’s on the move.
457
00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:29,137
Go ahead, you big tattletale.
458
00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:32,068
I guess you'’re not mature enough
to handle this one on your own.
459
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,931
I Don'’t need any help.
460
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,896
I can solve this
one all by myself.
461
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Salem, what do I do?
462
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,827
Well, hiring a hit man is
prohibitively expensive.
463
00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:42,827
So I guess
464
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:44,206
you could just wait for her
465
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:45,827
to outgrow this crush on Harvey.
466
00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:47,655
Why wait when one is a witch?
467
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:49,931
I can use magic to
make her grow up.
468
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,689
♪ What a girl wants
469
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,172
♪ what a girl needs
470
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:57,034
♪ whatever makes me
happy and sets you free ♪
471
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:01,103
♪ and now i'’m thanking
you for knowing exactly ♪
472
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:03,241
♪ what a girl wants
473
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,931
♪ what a girl needs
474
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,344
♪ whatever keeps
me in your arms ♪
475
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:11,793
♪ and i'’m thanking you
for being there for me ♪
476
00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:12,862
♪ what a girl wants
477
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:13,896
♪ what a girl needs
478
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:17,551
♪ whatever makes me
happy and sets you free ♪
479
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:21,655
♪ so i'’m thanking
you for giving it to me ♪
480
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,241
♪ what a girl wants
481
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,448
♪ what a girl needs
482
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,310
♪ whatever keeps me...
483
00:19:26,379 --> 00:19:27,689
So now that you'’ve blossomed
484
00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:29,000
are you any older and wiser?
485
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,068
I sure am.
486
00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:31,137
Wise enough to know
487
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,862
I want to stay a
kid as long as I can.
488
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,896
Wonderful! and since i'’m a kid,
489
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,379
I Don'’t need a boyfriend.
490
00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:37,838
Perfect. I have
finally done a spell
491
00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:39,458
that turned out exactly
the way it should.
492
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,103
And in the spirit
of staying young
493
00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:43,206
i'’m going to cut your hair.
494
00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:44,689
[ Snipping sounds]
495
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,448
See? Perfect spell.
496
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:50,379
I needed a new haircut.
497
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,827
Aunt Zelda!
498
00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:53,931
Aunt Zelda?
499
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,689
Am I the only one who
thinks we'’re running out of air?
500
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,103
Sabrina'’s our only hope.
501
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,862
Amanda'’s our only hope.
502
00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,793
Amanda: I'’m going home.
503
00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:06,655
Like I said, Salem'’s
our only hope.
504
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:09,103
[ Snoring]
505
00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:15,689
[ Yawning loudly]
506
00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:18,655
Nothing like a little cat nap.
507
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:20,379
Where is everybody? I'’m hungry.
508
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:22,275
Zelda
509
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:23,344
feed me.
510
00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:26,965
I will not be ignored.
511
00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:33,310
I'’m really sorry
about your bottle
512
00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:35,172
but there'’s an empty
soup can in the trash.
513
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:38,793
Yeah, too bad Salem
ruined your secret hideaway.
514
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:42,206
Well, that is the one good
thing about being a witch.
515
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,793
Everyone, stay out
of my treehouse.
516
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,068
Treehouse?
517
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,310
Ooh!
518
00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:52,827
Well, it'’s getting late.
519
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,000
I'’ll walk you to your door.
520
00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:55,620
I had a really
great time tonight.
521
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,000
Me, too.
522
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,862
When i'’m with you,
Sabrina, i'’m on cloud nine.
523
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,517
I have to tell you, i'’m
breaking up with you.
524
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It'’s for the best.
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Sabrina, do you ever
black out and miss
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big parts of the day?
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