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[ Chuckling]
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It'’s not funny, Salem.
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Morning.
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[ Screams]
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[ Chuckles]
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Why did Salem startle me?
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It'’s Friday the 13th...
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The day black witch
cats have the power
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to scare the living
daylights out of people.
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You should'’ve seen your face.
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I got to stop laughing
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or milk'’s going to
come out of my nose.
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Here comes hilda. Act normal.
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Good morning, hilda.
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[ Screams]
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[ Laughing]
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Ah, happy Friday
the 13th, Salem.
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Aunt hilda,
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a bat just flew
out of your mouth.
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How embarrassing. I
have bat breath again.
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Have you been
eating pomegranates?
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I know they Don'’t
agree with me,
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but I had such a craving
for that juicy, crimson pulp.
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Is it bad?
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Look... a tour group.
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I have to update my wardrobe.
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Oh, great. Can we
get this quiz over with?
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I have to get to school.
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I just came by to tell you
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it'’s Friday the 13th.
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I already told her.
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Oh! I might not even
take a nap today.
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There'’s more to Friday the 13th
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than black cats with a
sorry sense of humor.
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To learn more, read about it.
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Like I have time for this.
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"11th hour," "12th of never..."
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"13th, Friday the."
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What? I can do that?
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Why didn'’t you guys tell
me there'’s a rule that today
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I can tell a mortal
i'’m a witch?
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The one where
you can tell anyone
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and they can know for 24 hours?
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Yes.
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We didn'’t want you to know.
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I learned it on the streets.
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So, should I tell
Harvey or Valerie?
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Oh, Sabrina,
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telling mortals is
a very bad idea.
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But I want to come
out of the linen closet.
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Oh, we felt the same way
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when we were your age,
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but you think you
know someone...
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This is a secret that'’s
hard for mortals to accept.
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When I was young...
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ger, I was dating a doctor.
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You'’ve probably heard of him.
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Ah, my little apple strudel.
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[ Chuckling]: Oh, Sigmund.
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Are you ready for
the opera, my dear?
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Yes, but first
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there'’s something
that I must tell you.
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Something about your childhood?
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You hate your
mother, Don'’t you?
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No.
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Really? I hate your mother.
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Today is Friday the 13th
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and there'’s something
that I get to share with you.
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Sigmund, my darling...
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I'’m a witch.
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Well, you can be a little testy.
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No, no, no. I have
real magical powers.
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Aha... can you, uh, show
me these "magical powers"?
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Well, you remember
that pocket watch
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that you admired?
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For you, siggy.
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Get... out... of here!
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Witch! Witch!
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Take her out of here!
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We can make it work!
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This didn'’t happen.
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It was bad knockwurst.
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Ja, that'’s right.
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Once I got loose, I tripped him.
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You might say it was
the first freudian slip.
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You know how guys overreact.
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You should'’ve
told a girlfriend.
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I did. I told my good
friend Gwendolyn.
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We were out shopping, and
everything was going well...
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[ Both giggling]
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This is some joy.
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Why didn'’t thou tell me
you were a witch sooner?
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Make yon man'’s breeches rip.
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Gwendolyn was a lot of
fun, but what a blabbermouth.
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She told everyone she
knew, and then some...
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Forsooth, '’tis true.
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Zelda'’s a witch.
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They didn'’t
take it very well...
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Man: She made the crops fail!
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It'’s her!
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And then
thingsreally got ugly...
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All: Dunk the witch!
Dunk the witch!
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To this day I Don'’t
care for swimming.
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But by midnight, mortals
Don'’t remember a thing.
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Even if they hate you,
the next day it'’s over.
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Theydon'’t remember, but youdo.
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Think long and hard about this.
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If you tell someone,
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you may never feel the same way
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about that person again.
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Well, this was uplifting.
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Thanks. I'’ll think about it.
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[Tires screeching, horn honking]
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Just spooked a bread truck.
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The street is full of buns.
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Hi, Libby.
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Ew.
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Why doesn'’t she like me?
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I'’m thinking it'’s
a thyroid problem.
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Why do you care?
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'’cause i'’d love to be popular,
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to have everyone respect me.
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Bye, Libby.
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I just ate.
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Do you have any plans
for your free period?
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Just my usual doodlefest.
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Can you help me study
for my Spanish test?
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It'’s after study hall.
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If I Don'’t get at
least a "b," i'’m toast.
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Sure. Yo te voy a ayudar.
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What?
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I will help you.
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I could live with a "c."
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Excuse me.
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Somebody didn'’t
eat their vegetables.
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What are you doing here?
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You look ridiculous.
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State law says I
have to wear a hairnet.
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Listen, it'’s time for a
test of your endurance.
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We'’re off to Alaska
for the iditarod.
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Oh, but, what about...?
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Valerie?!
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Sabrina?
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Where'’d she go?
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A nerd ditched by a freak.
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It'’s like a movie of the week.
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Now! Say good-bye to bat breath.
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Oh, I hope it works.
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[ Coughs]
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Oh, great.
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Now I have bass breath.
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Still think i'’m
on the right track.
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You passed.
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Now, get to class. Mush.
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I missed social studies.
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You had a substitute.
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He spent the entire day
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trying to open his desk drawer.
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But... here'’s your homework.
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Great. I had an easy class,
and I smell like blubber.
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[ Sighs]
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Valerie... Valerie.
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I'’m sosorry I
took off like that.
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I failed my Spanish test.
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At least I think "f"
means the same thing
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in both languages.
I'’m so sorry.
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I thought you were my friend.
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Just forget it.
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Valerie, wait.
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There'’s something
I need to tell you.
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You'’re my best friend,
and i'’ve been lying to you.
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I want to tell you
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the biggest secret of my life
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and then maybe
you'’ll understand
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why i'’ve disappeared
in the cafeteria
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and been acting strange
pretty much all the time.
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I'’m a witch.
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I knew you could be a little
grumpy sometimes, but...
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No. I have magical powers.
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Right. Well, can you
show me some magic?
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You know that sweater
you'’ve always wanted?
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Mm-hmm.
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Get out...
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of here! This is so cool!
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Oh, well, it'’s so cool
that you think it'’s so cool.
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And you have no desire
whatsoever to have me committed?
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No. But I do have
a few questions.
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That whole pointed-hat,
wart-on-the-nose thing?
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Pure Hollywood.
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You Don'’t cook up potions
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in a big black cauldron?
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That one we do.
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This is amazing.
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You just point
and stuff happens?
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That'’s the
technical definition.
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Oh, can we point
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at stuff now? You bet.
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Shh.
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Isn'’t he that weird lunch lady?
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I'’d like you to
meet my quizmaster.
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Isn'’t this great?
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I can show her all my magic.
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Not all your magic...
You need a ticket
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for each time you use
magic with a mortal.
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This one'’s for the sweater.
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Why do I need tickets?
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Experience has taught us
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that mortals Don'’t
have a lot of restraint
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when it comes to magic.
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Or firearms.
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Quiz you later.
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Pop out the way you popped in
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with all that lightning
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and smoke stuff.
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You see what I mean?
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I blame television.
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It'’s pointin'’ time.
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♪
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[ Screams]
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[ Giggles]
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I'’ve discovered the cure.
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Eureka.
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It'’s all in this little tablet.
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Just give it to me.
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Testing, one, two, three.
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Yes, it worked!
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Thanks, sister.
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I'’m not just your sister.
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I'’m a genius.
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I can end hunger.
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I can save the world.
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Oh, for crying out
loud... It'’s a breath mint.
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Oh, no. Senora Martinez.
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I'’d almost forgotten
about my "f."
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Hola, valerie.
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That means "hello."
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Hola.
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¿Senora Martinez?
Quiero disculparme
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por mi labor tan pobre
hoy en la clase De espanol.
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Estaba muy nerviosa y enojada.
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¿Si es posible, le agradeceria
una segunda oportunidad
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para tomar El examen De nuevo?
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Of course i'’ll give
you a second exam.
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You'’ve obviously been studying.
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I love magic!
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Oh, there'’s Harvey.
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You'’ve got to
tell him about this.
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No, no, wait! Valerie!
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Sabrina'’s a witch.
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Valerie told me your secret.
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Yeah. It'’s true.
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Not really.
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Yeah. Here, have
some baseball cleats.
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Whoa!
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I'’m a witch.
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Can we talk about this?
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Sure.
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A witch?
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So, "freak" was
an understatement.
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So, what is this other realm?
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Little place we call
the "witchy city."
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[ All scream]
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[ Chuckles]
264
00:10:57,103 --> 00:10:58,793
Salem talks?
265
00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,827
And I have a pretty
good singing voice.
266
00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:02,931
And he stops.
267
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,931
Okay, we'’re off
to the other realm.
268
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
Sabrina, you'’re
269
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,310
walking into a closet.
270
00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:10,034
After all you'’ve seen
today, this seems weird?
271
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,931
Valerie: It'’s still a closet.
272
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,137
Sabrina: Just wait.
273
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:21,103
[ Music playing]
274
00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:30,758
[ Laughing]
275
00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:31,965
Wow!
276
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:34,000
So, what do we do here?
277
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,655
Same thing we do in the
mortal realm... hang out.
278
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,172
Stanley: Balloon!
279
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,758
Buy your mortal a balloon.
280
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:41,137
I'’ll take two.
281
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,793
Stanley: I know.
282
00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:47,275
I have tomato sauce on my tie.
283
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:49,517
What magic does the balloon do?
284
00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:51,379
Nothing!
285
00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:53,827
Sucker!
286
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,758
Carny workers.
287
00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:57,965
Hey, I could use
some sunglasses.
288
00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:00,965
Wow!
289
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:03,413
These are awesome!
290
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,310
You should get some.
291
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,793
I have a drawer full of
virtual reality sunglasses.
292
00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:10,551
Wow, that'’s amazing.
293
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,517
You can look dorky
in this realm, too.
294
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,862
Libby: Of course it'’s true.
295
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:19,068
I heard it with my own ears and
have seen it with my own eyes...
296
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,344
Sabrina'’s a witch.
297
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,344
[ All chattering]
298
00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:23,448
Okay, okay!
299
00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:25,724
The next step is to decide
300
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,620
how to use this
piece of information.
301
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:30,758
How can this help me?
302
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,344
Thanks for the cure, zellie.
303
00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:34,413
Now I can enjoy
pomegranate pudding,
304
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,724
pomegranate compote,
pomegranate pie.
305
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,586
I like pomegranates!
306
00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:40,827
This is what it'’s
all about for me...
307
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:42,931
Enabling you to
eat too much fruit.
308
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,103
[ Dings]
309
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,275
Oh, a message
from the other realm.
310
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:48,413
I hope it didn'’t ruin
my pomegranate toast.
311
00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:51,034
It'’s from elixir
pharmaceuticals.
312
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,758
They heard about my discovery.
313
00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:55,413
They want me to do a
demonstration with my subject.
314
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,724
Me! Take me!
315
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:59,206
A whole other realm
of people to scare?
316
00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:00,517
[ Laughing]
317
00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:01,586
Take him.
318
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,344
I'’m not going to
humiliate myself
319
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:04,413
in front of a bunch
320
00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:05,482
of eggheads.
321
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,068
Fine. Then no more cure.
322
00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:09,344
That means no more pomegranates.
323
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,137
Egghead.
324
00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:14,827
♪
325
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,758
♪
326
00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:57,931
Okay, we only
have two tickets left.
327
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,413
For the grand finale,
you each get a last wish.
328
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:02,206
I want to meet Mark Langston.
329
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:02,724
Who?
330
00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:03,724
Mark Langston...
331
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:04,827
My favorite pitcher.
332
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:06,034
Four all-star games
333
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:07,724
and he can really
bring the heat.
334
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,793
I'’m assuming, since it'’s your
last wish, that'’s a good thing.
335
00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:12,793
I saw him the day
he no-hit the mariners.
336
00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:13,586
Harvey.
337
00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:14,655
[ Gasps]
338
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:17,965
How'’s it going, man?
339
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
Pretty good.
340
00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,827
How about warming me up?
341
00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:22,172
Sure.
342
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:24,137
Please Don'’t let
this be a dream.
343
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,862
Oh, this is great!
344
00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:34,965
Mark Langston just
broke all my fingers.
345
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:39,103
I know what I want.
346
00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:41,482
Say "Mark Langston"
and we'’ll save a ticket.
347
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:43,068
No. My guy'’s funny,
348
00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:45,551
he can really move,
and he'’s so cute.
349
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,689
The Dalai Lama can dance?
350
00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:48,862
Drew Carey.
351
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,655
I want to dance with drew Carey.
352
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:57,034
♪
353
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:30,000
♪
354
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,482
Thanks for the dance, Valerie.
355
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,517
This is the best
moment of my life.
356
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,517
I wish I had a Rose to give you.
357
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,413
Oh, I know. Here.
358
00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:56,655
Have these.
359
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,103
Hope you'’re nearsighted.
360
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:02,965
Sabrina: Was it fun?
361
00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:05,931
I'’m never taking these off.
362
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:10,310
Man, he'’s blind.
363
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,931
E-Excuse me.
364
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,896
And you saw it
with your own eyes?
365
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,275
That'’s right.
366
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:19,275
Your children are going to
school with a proven witch.
367
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:21,344
Oh, we'’ve got to get her out!
368
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,551
Exactly.
369
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,379
But first things first.
370
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,551
I get anything
good in her locker.
371
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,448
Now that the pomegranate
has been administered,
372
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:33,344
observe what happens
when subject "a" speaks.
373
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,034
Subject "a" has a name.
374
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,068
Now open your mouth wide
375
00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:41,965
so that they can see the
severity of your condition.
376
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,655
Oh, good, i'’m late.
377
00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:44,517
[ Audience gasping]
378
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,000
Hey,
379
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:48,758
let'’s take a look
inside your mouths.
380
00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:52,034
Did you see?
381
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:54,172
Mark Langston signed my bruise.
382
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:55,793
You'’ll have to
describe it to me
383
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,034
because I can'’t see a...
384
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,965
Thing! valerie!
385
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,034
[ Screams]
386
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,586
Harvey! Oh, no!
387
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,620
Not a swirling vortex.
388
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,827
Take it easy.
389
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,620
Everything'’s going to be okay.
390
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:08,068
Don'’t panic.
391
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:09,241
This is bad.
392
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,620
This is very bad.
393
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,206
Help me! My
friends are swirling.
394
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:13,758
Why Don'’t you zap them out?
395
00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:14,827
I'’m out of tickets.
396
00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,793
Oh. I guess you lost your head.
397
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:18,310
My findings suggested
398
00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,793
that if I took two
parts boric acid
399
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:23,689
and combined it with the
shells of dung beetles...
400
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,586
You said those were raisins.
401
00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:29,413
Oh, what a snore.
402
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,310
[ Yawns]
403
00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:33,758
I need a little
fresh air and a latte.
404
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,344
Stanley: Come see the mortals
405
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,862
in a vortex!
406
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,000
Only two tickets!
407
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,068
Reach for my hand!
408
00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:45,862
Why didn'’t I
listen to my aunts?
409
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,344
Harvey and Valerie are going
to be sucked into oblivion,
410
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,068
and if they come out alive,
411
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,137
they'’re going to
think i'’m a monster.
412
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,206
Come on, oblivion!
413
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,551
Hey, you'’ve got tickets.
414
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,000
Give me tickets, please!
415
00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:58,000
No, they'’re mine!
416
00:17:58,068 --> 00:17:59,586
Come on, you headless goon.
417
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:00,689
Salem: Yo, Sabrina!
418
00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,137
I just had 20 lattes.
419
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:02,827
Black cat!
420
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,103
[ Screams]
421
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:08,586
Stop the vortex!
422
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,275
Are you guys okay?!
423
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:15,620
Stanley: I'’m fine!
424
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,586
Yeah, yeah, thanks
for the tickets.
425
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,275
You guys hate me, Don'’t you?
426
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:27,448
No. And i'’m
beginning to understand
427
00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,034
why scotsmen wear kilts...
428
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:30,931
Nice and breezy.
429
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,172
We'’ve got to get
a picture of this.
430
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,206
Do one nice thing today?
431
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:39,000
Oh, all right, but I
have to warn you,
432
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,206
I tend to cut
people'’s heads off.
433
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:46,551
Oh, I forgot...
Here'’s your sleeve.
434
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,103
Wow, you guys were near death
435
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:50,344
and you still managed
to save my sleeve.
436
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,448
Near death?
437
00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:53,103
Anyway, thanks for everything.
438
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:54,862
Being a witch is
so much more fun
439
00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:56,620
when you can tell your friends.
440
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:57,620
You'’re so lucky.
441
00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:58,931
The only secret I have
442
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,068
is that i'’m allergic
to watermelon.
443
00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,241
Well, that'’s out.
444
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,172
[ Knocking]
445
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:05,241
There'’s the witch.
446
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,275
Is it true you have
magical powers?
447
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:08,896
She won'’t admit to anything.
448
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,241
Ask them... they'’ll
corroborate my story.
449
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,413
What'’s this all about?
450
00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:13,413
Come on, Harvey.
451
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,310
I'’ve got a book
deal in the works
452
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,241
and a piece of
it could be yours.
453
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,241
Are you having another episode?
454
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,241
Forget him. He'’s
been under her spell
455
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,310
since she flew in.
456
00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:23,413
Tell them, Valerie.
457
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:24,206
No.
458
00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:26,517
You know it'’s the truth.
459
00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,413
If you back me up on
this, I won'’t forget about it.
460
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:31,206
None of the popular girls will.
461
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:39,586
I hate to do this, but...
462
00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:42,068
I have no idea what
you'’re talking about.
463
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:45,793
You freaks are so infuriating!
464
00:19:45,862 --> 00:19:48,689
Looks like another
high school prank.
465
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:50,206
She isa witch!
466
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,482
And an extraterrestrial!
467
00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:54,310
Do an alien autopsy.
468
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:57,275
You guys.
469
00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,620
Wow, it'’s after midnight.
470
00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:00,275
My parents are going to wonder
471
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,448
where i'’ve been.
472
00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,172
Where havei been?
473
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:06,241
Just... hanging out.
474
00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:12,517
Oh, man, my hand is throbbing.
475
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,448
I'’ve got a little
motion sickness.
476
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,172
Did we break any laws?
477
00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:18,275
Not really. See ya.
478
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:24,103
What are you hiding?
479
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:25,206
Sneaky, what is it?
480
00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:26,724
Nothing. It'’s just a package
481
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,793
of bat-breath savers.
482
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,827
"Kills hildatosis"?
483
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,448
How could you?
484
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:34,896
Look at my hair.
485
00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:36,344
Well, at least you can eat
486
00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:38,000
all the pomegranates you want.
487
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,620
I'’m sickof pomegranates.
488
00:20:41,793 --> 00:20:43,000
Hey, you'’re still up?
489
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:44,551
Yes. So, how was your day?
490
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,034
Well, I told Valerie
and Valerie told Harvey
491
00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:48,103
that i'’m a witch.
492
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,551
Oh, how did it go?
493
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:50,827
Honey, are you okay?
494
00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:51,965
You were right.
495
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:54,103
I'’ll never feel the same way
496
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,000
about Valerie or Harvey again.
497
00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,000
Really?
498
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,000
Yeah. I like them so much more.
499
00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:03,482
Hilda: How come
you have better friends
500
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:04,793
than we did?
501
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,551
No matter how many
people Libby told,
502
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:10,724
they'’ve all forgotten?
503
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:12,206
That'’s the way it works.
504
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:15,137
Just making sure I won'’t be
burned at the stake Monday.
505
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:16,793
[ Snoring]
506
00:21:16,862 --> 00:21:18,827
Aw, he had some Friday the 13th.
507
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:21,000
Poor little guy
wore himself out.
508
00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:23,517
Oh, he looks so peaceful.
509
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,586
Should we?
510
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,448
[ Horn blows]
511
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:27,551
[ Screams]
512
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,551
That'’s okay. I have
another eight lives.
513
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:34,620
[ Shakily]: Seven after I
fall down from here. Oh!
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