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Would you like some
more cocoa, aunt Zelda?
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Not until I know why
you'’re doing all this.
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I just want you guys to relax.
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And I want my own car.
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No. No.
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Then you leave me
no choice... here.
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[ Thump]
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Ow!
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A "c" in history?
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That'’s because I
Don'’t have a car.
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That happened to me once.
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I got a "d" because my dad
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wouldn'’t get me a rocket.
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I had a report due
on the freedom trail
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so I had to go to
the freedom trail
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but my ride to
Boston fell through
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so... I ran out of time.
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You cannot blame
your circumstances
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for not getting your work done.
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If there are
obstacles in your path
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go around them.
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That'’s right... if you can'’t
get to the freedom trail
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try freedom fighter.
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Paper on the freedom trail?
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The freedom trail includes
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many significant
historical sites...
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Wouldn'’t a car
have been easier?
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I'’m all tapped out.
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[ Doorbell rings]
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I'’m coming.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, ready for breakfast?
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Yeah, we'’re
going to big John'’s.
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Order the lumberjack
special before 8:30
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you can keep the plate.
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And before 8:15,
you can keep the fork.
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Think big John'’s is
going out of business?
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Going to the aquarium...
Be back by 6:00.
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I'’m driving!
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Oh... no, i'’m not...
I Don'’t have a car.
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Nice try, Sabrina.
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Have fun.
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That'’s weird.
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It'’s stuck.
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Are you sure?
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[ Doors and windows slam
and lock throughout house]
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What'’s going on?
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I know it sounds crazy
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but the door won'’t open.
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I wonder how that happened.
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Oh, dear.
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Hilda, check the back door.
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Right.
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And i'’ll try these.
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Boy, that'’s a...
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Nope.
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Hilda! Any luck?
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Hilda: Even the
cat door won'’t open.
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Is it time to worry about
the oxygen supply?
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Will you excuse us for a second?
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What'’s going on here?
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I'’ve got a hunch.
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Hilda, did you mail
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that mortgage payment?
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Of course I did.
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Didn'’t I?
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Oh, I absolutely...
Don'’t remember.
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[ Groans]
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We'’re probably in a lock-down.
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It'’s a scare tactic
witch-lenders use
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to remind the customer
their payment is a little late
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or that their little sister
is a little brain-dead.
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Let'’s go there.
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How will I stall
Harvey and Valerie?
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Think of something.
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Don'’t use a mind freeze.
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When people thaw, they
tend to lose the letter "r."
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Go around the obstacles, right?
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That'’s our girl.
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Then can I have a car?!
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No. No.
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Sorry, guys, our alarm system
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freaked out.
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My aunts went...
upstairs to check on it
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but we'’re locked in.
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Let me try this thing.
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[ Groans]
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Is this part of the
standard alarm package
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or is it extra?
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We'’re not going to big John'’s.
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Uh... that'’s okay, i'’ll cook.
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And everyone goes
home with a knife.
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Wait here.
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Hello, ladies.
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Welcome to budget mortgage
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where we forgo the
frills to save you money.
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That'’s why I picked it.
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Yes, i'’d give you my card,
but that would be a frill.
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Our house has been sealed.
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Has it started to
fill up with sand yet?
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No.
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Well, then
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it'’s not a foreclosure.
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Probably just a late payment.
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Let'’s have a look-see.
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Spellman, okay.
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P... q...
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R...
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Coming up.
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Freshly zapped orange juice.
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Should I make omelets
or eggs Benedict?
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Well, since I Don'’t know
what eggs Benedict is
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I guess i'’ll make omelets.
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Sabrina!
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Pesky earthquakes.
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We'’re lonely.
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Yeah, can we hang with you?
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Please Don'’t.
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I mean, I can'’t
have you stealing
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all my spellman family recipes.
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You won'’t even
know we'’re here.
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Okay... so, how
do you like them?
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Scrambled'’s fine with me.
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Okay, then.
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Is that scrambled
on top of the stove
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or in some sort of casserole?
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17... 1-7...
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Five... aught-5.
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[ Adding machine cranks]
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How do you like this baby, huh?
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A lot better than a
slide rule, i'’ll tell you.
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All righty.
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Well, your payments
are up to date.
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Then why is our house sealed?
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I Don'’t know.
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I could run these
numbers again...
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No!
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Or let me see if I can
get the main auditor
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on the blower.
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I didn'’t know eggs
were flammable.
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No, the pot holder'’s flammable.
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It spread to the eggs.
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Ethel...
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Ethel, it'’s ed.
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Would you please
try Plaza-2-0-9 for me?
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No hurry.
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We'’ve got all century.
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Mmm... i'’m full.
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Stuffed.
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You think you could see
how your aunts are doing
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with that alarm system?
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All righty.
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You bet.
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Mm-hmm.
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You, too.
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One more pleasantry
and Ethel will get hurt.
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Yeah, i'’ll call you later.
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What my sister means is
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did you find anything out?
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Well, your mortgage has
indeed been fully paid.
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You know what you are?
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You are... not helpful.
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We are taking our
mortgage elsewhere.
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Hilda, it'’s a 200-year
loan at one percent.
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I Don'’t care.
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Why is it raining pork rinds?
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Your house is sealed
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and somebody is
dumping salty snacks?
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You Don'’t have
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a mortgage problem;
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that'’s family.
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We Don'’t have any relatives
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that we have problems with.
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Boyd and racine.
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[ Gasps]: Our hillbilly cousins!
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Told you.
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Do you think it'’s possible
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that your aunts
got lost upstairs?
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I think i'’m getting bedsores.
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[ Thunder rumbling]
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What was that?
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They'’re probably off the phone.
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I'’ll go check.
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Meanwhile, why Don'’t
you guys go play pool?
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You have a pool table?
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Yeah, right through
there in the parlor.
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That'’s awesome.
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Let'’s play.
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Wow! It looks brand-new.
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Why are we playing cards?
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Finally.
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Can we leave now?
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Unfortunately, no.
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Our cousins, racine and Boyd
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have put a lock-down
on the house.
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But the good news is,
I did pay the mortgage.
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Racine and Boyd?
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They'’re relatives
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that you haven'’t met yet
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because they'’re horrible.
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They'’re mad because great-granny
willed us the magic book.
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They lash out if they
have a bad night at bingo.
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They can still do magic...
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They sealed this
house pretty well.
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On earth, a little
magic goes a long way
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but in the other realm
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it'’s as impressive as hanging
a spoon from your nose.
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Well, it must be hard for them
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to manage in the other realm
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without the magic book.
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Why, it would be like an
American teenager without a car.
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I have to hand it to her...
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Even in a panic situation
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she managed to pitch that car.
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We have to do something.
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I have mortals in the parlor.
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We Don'’t have a parlor.
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We do now.
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Calm down... these
feuds Don'’t last forever.
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It'’ll probably be
over in a year or two.
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What?!
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We'’ll think of a
solution over lunch.
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We'’ll eat in.
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Who could that be?
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Probably racine and Boyd.
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I just invited them for lunch.
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Woman: Lord have mercy!
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Look at the number of towels.
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Man: It'’s like there'’s
one towel for each person.
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Whoo! It'’s a good thing
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you folks have
such a fancy place
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because you ain'’t
never leavin'’ it.
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Hi, i'’m Sabrina.
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We'’re sittin'’
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in our recliners
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in our own front yard
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and suddenly, we'’re
conjured to the mortal realm.
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What would you call that, mama?
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[ With southerndrawl]: Rude.
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You must be racine.
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And that'’s Boyd,
racine'’s husband
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and Boyd'’s mother, mama.
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That'’s her given name.
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Sabrina wanted
us to invite you over
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so that we could
talk about this feud.
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At lunch?
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Didn'’t somebody say
somethin'’ about lunch?
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Hey, I got dressed.
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They better be feedin'’ us.
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Mama, the towel.
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Well, so far, so good.
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Well, look at what
the magic book can do.
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This place looks
like the Taj Mahal
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with indoor plumbing.
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Sorry, folks, Graceland
is closed today.
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You know cat
make real nice jerky.
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[ Chuckles nervously]
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How about we start
this visit off right?
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I'’ll get everyone some iced tea
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and you guys can
unseal the house.
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How about I take my iced tea
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with little sugar
and a magic book?
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Oh, that'’s certainly
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in the spirit of compromise.
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Can'’t you ever talk
like a normal person?
266
00:10:09,448 --> 00:10:11,586
This from a woman
who says "Cain'’t"?
267
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,379
We'’ll feel better once we eat.
268
00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:15,000
The dining room'’s that way.
269
00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:17,655
Oh, no TV trays?
270
00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:19,310
What is this, Christmas?
271
00:10:19,379 --> 00:10:21,827
I Don'’t care how
many times you beat me
272
00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:24,137
i'’m not calling you
westbridge slim.
273
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,172
How about just slim?
274
00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:27,758
Is the alarm fixed yet?
275
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:28,827
Not yet.
276
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,827
We should call
the fire department.
277
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:31,827
No!
278
00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:34,310
What Sabrina means is... no...
279
00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:36,241
The alarm company'’s
working on it.
280
00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:37,448
What about the police?
281
00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:39,620
Why Don'’t you...
Stay for lunch?
282
00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:40,620
What?!
283
00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:41,965
It'’ll be all right.
284
00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:43,931
I'’ll warn... Tell our guests.
285
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,862
You have guests?
286
00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:46,758
Cousins.
287
00:10:46,827 --> 00:10:48,689
How did they get in
288
00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:49,896
if we can'’t get out?
289
00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:51,310
They got here last night.
290
00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:53,137
They just woke
up now... jet lag.
291
00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:54,206
Where are they from?
292
00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:56,620
Hong Kong.
293
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,379
Oh... what is this?
294
00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:01,103
I Don'’t know.
295
00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:04,206
Somethin'’
expensive, I... reckon.
296
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:06,137
Racine [ Gasps]: Whoo!
297
00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:09,862
Look at that... their own still.
298
00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:12,241
Don'’t touch that!
299
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:15,379
I'’m sorry, it'’s just very
sensitive equipment.
300
00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:17,448
Sure, sure.
301
00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:19,034
Put us down for two jugs.
302
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,103
[ Boyd laughs]
303
00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:24,758
Before we zap in
lunch, you should know
304
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:26,344
that Sabrina'’s mortal friends
305
00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:27,482
will be joining us.
306
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:29,206
Oh, lord, Don'’t tell mama.
307
00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:31,862
Mama Don'’t break
bread with no mortals.
308
00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,724
Well, Sabrina'’s half mortal.
309
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,206
Oh, lord, Don'’t tell mama.
310
00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:36,482
But we won'’t tell mama
311
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,689
if you won'’t do
magic at lunch... deal?
312
00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:41,517
Are those the
fancy sort of rules
313
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:44,862
one might find in,
say, a magic book?
314
00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:48,068
Right this way.
315
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,068
Here, just in case
you need to divert
316
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:57,862
Harvey and Valerie'’s attention.
317
00:11:57,931 --> 00:11:58,862
Astonishmints?
318
00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,724
"One fact enthralls for hours."
319
00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:03,206
You really think i'’m
going to need these?
320
00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:04,896
Boyd: Bring on the grub!
321
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,103
Like I said, just in case.
322
00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:13,413
My, that'’s quite
an impressive hat
323
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,586
Boyd.
324
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:16,827
I wish you wouldn'’t wear that.
325
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,724
It is just a touch silly.
326
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:19,827
It'’d be fine
327
00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:22,103
if we could afford
brand-name soda
328
00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,517
but with bargain soda,
he looks like a fool.
329
00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:27,137
A grown man with
cheap soda on his head.
330
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,068
What message does that send?
331
00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:33,241
I'’ll tell you what message:
This man'’s got no magic book.
332
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:34,344
Magic book?
333
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:36,172
TV guide.
334
00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:37,482
Hong kongians.
335
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:40,206
Anybody mind if I
zap in something fried?
336
00:12:40,275 --> 00:12:42,827
You'’re talking about
using a microwave, right?
337
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,793
There'’s nothing
magical about that.
338
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:46,896
A baked potato in six minutes...
339
00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,413
That'’s pretty magical.
340
00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:50,689
So, tell us what it'’s
like in Hong Kong.
341
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:53,689
What is your little mortal
friend talking about?
342
00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:54,310
Mortal?!
343
00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,482
I ain'’t sitting next to it.
344
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:57,482
Mortal?
345
00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:58,482
Mint?
346
00:12:58,551 --> 00:12:59,551
Is it my breath?
347
00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:01,103
Yeah... Harvey, you, too.
348
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:08,068
Anyone ever been
astonished by the number nine?
349
00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,793
Me!
350
00:13:10,862 --> 00:13:13,103
Three times nine is 27
351
00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:15,758
which is two and seven.
352
00:13:15,827 --> 00:13:18,344
And two and seven equals nine.
353
00:13:18,413 --> 00:13:20,000
That'’s astonishing!
354
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:22,241
I have a calculator
up in my room.
355
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,241
[ Gasps]
356
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,310
Race you!
357
00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:29,137
To think I mixed with mortals.
358
00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:32,310
Now I can'’t be buried
in the family crypt.
359
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,275
The problem you
have with the mortals
360
00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:36,620
is the same problem
you have with my aunts.
361
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:37,827
What?
362
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,379
Mortals have the magic book?
363
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:40,551
No, you feud with them
364
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,344
because you Don'’t
understand them.
365
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:44,137
And they have a magic book.
366
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,310
You have to see things
367
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,206
from the other
person'’s point of view.
368
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:49,310
I see both sides
because i'’m half mortal.
369
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:50,413
[ Gasps]
370
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:51,724
I knew it.
371
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:54,241
Those eyes are too far apart.
372
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,517
So, since everything is reversed
373
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,068
when I look into a mirror
374
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:03,000
i'’m not seeing what you
see when you look at me.
375
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,103
Exactly.
376
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:07,689
You look nothing like that.
377
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,896
That'’s astonishing!
378
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:16,034
[ Smacking lips noisily]
379
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:17,206
I want to work.
380
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,344
It'’s just hard
381
00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:20,896
when you ain'’t
got no magic book.
382
00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:22,689
Or a grammar book.
383
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,620
We'’ll get more pudding.
384
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,827
And crackers.
385
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,965
You seem to like
that combination.
386
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,689
I know what you
mean... I want a car.
387
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,689
Just like Boyd wants a job.
388
00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,310
But I Don'’t have the money.
389
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:35,827
Just like we Don'’t
have a magic book.
390
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:38,034
Right... now we'’re
understanding each other.
391
00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,862
This is how you work things out.
392
00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:43,000
Well, i'’m glad to see someone
understands our troubles.
393
00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:45,137
I know it'’s tough to
make it on your own.
394
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:47,172
My aunts told me I
have to earn the car
395
00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:49,379
but it'’s hard to get
work when you'’re 17.
396
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:50,620
Are you implying
397
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,965
that he shouldn'’t have
trouble finding work?
398
00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:55,206
No, it'’s hard for me
because i'’m in school.
399
00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,689
Oh! So now you'’re
throwing your education
400
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:58,965
up in our face.
401
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,724
I bet you think we'’re
nothing but witch trash.
402
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:02,793
I didn'’t mean that.
403
00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:04,344
I'’m sympathizing with you.
404
00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:05,103
Oh, really?
405
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,482
When I think of how much
406
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:08,241
the magic book has helped me...
407
00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,344
[ Gasps]
408
00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:11,034
The mutt has the magic book!
409
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,103
Oh, ma
410
00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:15,172
the mortals are
taking over the world.
411
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:16,689
You give us that magic book
412
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:17,965
and you give it now!
413
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,689
I'’m studying for
my witch'’s license.
414
00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:21,379
Here we are.
415
00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:22,551
Well, I guess
416
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,689
there'’s no more
reason for us to stay.
417
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,827
The magic book has passed hands
418
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,275
and once again,
our hands are empty.
419
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,344
Come on.
420
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,172
We'’re missing the wheel.
421
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,724
Don'’t go... look, more pudding.
422
00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:35,310
We got puddin'’ at home.
423
00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:38,068
It may be canned; It may
be government surplus;
424
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,344
I Don'’t know, it may even
be pie fillin'’, but it'’s ours.
425
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,206
Don'’t be a baby, Boyd.
426
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,724
Unseal this house
427
00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:47,310
and let those mortals go home.
428
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,793
We wouldn'’t unseal
this high-falutin'’ house
429
00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:51,724
for all the bacon
grease in China.
430
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:56,241
How am I going to get
my friends out of here?
431
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,413
I say we fight pork
rinds with garbage.
432
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,241
Let'’s start with
rotten tomatoes.
433
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,896
No, no, no.
434
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:05,689
These spellmans will
not stoop to their level
435
00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:08,000
no matter how
tempting that might be.
436
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,551
We will not get anywhere
437
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:10,896
by trying to get...
438
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:16,413
Even.
439
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:19,310
This means war!
440
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,551
♪
441
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:25,241
Wheel... of... fortune!
442
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,517
[ Cheering]
443
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,931
[ Screaming]: No!
444
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:49,551
[ Screams]
445
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:57,379
[ Screams]
446
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:24,034
Are Harvey and Valerie okay?
447
00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:25,241
They'’re so astonished
448
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,344
it'’s rather astonishing.
449
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,689
Hey!
450
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,896
No, those hayseeds
are messing with gravity.
451
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:34,896
And yet they can'’t get a job?
452
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:37,310
Two can play with the elements.
453
00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:38,758
It'’s tornado time.
454
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,275
We'’ll see if racine'’s
hair canmove.
455
00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:44,344
Stop!
456
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:45,862
This has gone too far.
457
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,758
I'’ll just give them
the magic book.
458
00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:49,586
I wish you wouldn'’t.
459
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:50,689
Both: Great-granny!
460
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:51,689
Do you mind
461
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,551
if we get down from here?
462
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:54,931
I had a big lunch.
463
00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:59,862
Thank you, and the
ceiling needs painting.
464
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:02,241
Great-granny, this
is our niece Sabrina.
465
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:03,827
Well, aren'’t you just a dear?
466
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,551
Why in creation
467
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,137
are you looking at me like that?
468
00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:10,482
I'’m sorry, it'’s just... I
thought you were dead.
469
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,034
Is my makeup too pale?
470
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:14,827
No, you left us the
magic book in your will.
471
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,896
Oh, Sabrina, we
witches live so long
472
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,862
that we go through several wills
473
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,034
just to thin out all the
things we tend to accumulate.
474
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,655
It'’s our version
of a garage sale.
475
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:25,551
Couldn'’t we sit down?
476
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:28,068
It really was a large lunch.
477
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:30,206
I'’ve heard your
side of the story.
478
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,689
Now, I wonder what would be
479
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:32,931
the right thing to do.
480
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,586
Oh, I know.
481
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,689
Hear the other side.
482
00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:39,931
[ Ringing]
483
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,000
And make it snappy.
484
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:45,206
I foolishly wore a girdle.
485
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,448
It'’s all their fault.
486
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:47,827
They hog the magic book
487
00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:50,275
then bring us here
to flaunt their riches.
488
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:52,137
That'’s not true!
489
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,448
[ All talking at once]
490
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,862
[ Shrill whistle]
491
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:59,655
Everybody, stop
your bellyaching!
492
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,896
And, Boyd, take off
that ridiculous hat.
493
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:04,241
But, granny...
494
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,551
Oh, racine, I know
you'’re unhappy
495
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,793
but it was fair.
496
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:10,758
Now, hilda and Zelda
got the magic book
497
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,586
and you got what you
chose... all my money.
498
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,275
They got great-grandma'’s money?
499
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:16,344
Yep.
500
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:17,655
And they bought a mansion
501
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,344
and a jet, and several butlers.
502
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:22,034
Don'’t forget tiaras for mama.
503
00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:22,931
Then the money was gone.
504
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,724
We didn'’t just spend it.
505
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,517
We invested some of it.
506
00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,344
Yeah, who knew chihuahua
racing wouldn'’t take off?
507
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:31,103
Uh... everyone?
508
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:33,172
And I suppose there was no money
509
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,931
left over for a car, right?
510
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,448
Racine, Boyd... your
trouble is not the magic book.
511
00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:40,551
Stop blaming your circumstances.
512
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:43,931
You'’ve got obstacles;
Go around them.
513
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,344
Yes, I heard her.
514
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:47,931
I still Don'’t think it'’s fair.
515
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,551
Did you see all them
towels they got up in there?
516
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:51,620
All right.
517
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,172
The next person
who interrupts me
518
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:56,068
is going straight to the corner.
519
00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:57,068
Yes, that'’s right.
520
00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:58,482
Let great-grandmother talk.
521
00:19:58,551 --> 00:19:59,689
Zelda...
522
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:00,931
Corner.
523
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,862
But I was just...
524
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,965
Now, get along.
525
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:09,931
Help each other.
526
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,482
Oh, and, racine,
unseal this house.
527
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,931
Finally, i'’m free!
528
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
I have no place to go.
529
00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,827
[ Ringing]
530
00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:24,413
I think i'’ll count the towels.
531
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,000
I'’m sorry about the aquarium.
532
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,000
Who cares?
533
00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:32,551
We still got to look
534
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,517
at that rug in your room.
535
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,310
Look...
536
00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:37,793
Clouds...
537
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:41,000
Ooh...
538
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:46,068
Great-granny, will
you come back and visit
539
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,482
now that you'’re not dead?
540
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,931
You should come and visit me.
541
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,655
You'’ll love Florida.
542
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,896
Unless you burn like I do.
543
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:56,206
May I please be excused?
544
00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:58,620
Not until you'’ve
thought about what I said.
545
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:03,000
I just wish I could
remember what it was.
546
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:08,655
I won'’t let my grades suffer
547
00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:09,965
because I Don'’t have a car.
548
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,206
Yep, we'’re taking the
bus to the aquarium.
549
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:14,000
Don'’t expect me
back before dark.
550
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:16,827
Don'’t expect me to be in a good
mood, because I hate the bus.
551
00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:18,148
Try being on the back of a burro
552
00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:20,551
with the rest of your
husband'’s possessions.
553
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,241
Have you ridden the bus lately?
554
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:24,724
Any instructions, aunt Zelda?
555
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:25,827
Take a sweater.
556
00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:27,241
Okay... got to go.
557
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,137
Grandma?!
558
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,931
Great-grandma: No!
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