All language subtitles for Bones (2005) - S06E08 - The Twisted Bones in the Melted Truck (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

♪♪ [ Rock Intro ]

[ Man ]
♪ I'm gonna wake up
with a smile ♪

♪ I'm gonna wake up
with the sun all bright ♪

♪ I'm gonna wake up
with a smile ♪

♪ Open the shades
and let in the light ♪

♪ Good morning, happiness ♪

♪ Good morning, happiness ♪

♪ What a fine day ♪♪

My editor wants me
to tie my story...

of inner-city crime in D.C.
with federal cutbacks...

to law enforcement.

Ah, all right.
Gotta love that, huh?
More money for us.

Tell you what. Maybe the Bureau
can get me a computer
that doesn't run on coal.

I'm gonna ambush
Senator Janko today.

He chairs a committee.

You go like that, he'll tell you
anything you wanna know.

[ Chuckles ]

- [ Clattering ]
- Oh, God.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it.
It's okay.

[ Sighs ]

I told you I'm not
very good with kids.

Nah, you're great
with everybody.

And I tell you what.
Parker can't wait
to meet you.

Really?Yeah, really.

I'd feel more comfortable
if he was a crooked senator.

I know how
to deal with that.[ Cell Phone Rings ]

Oh, work.

[ Beeps ]Booth.

Oh, yeah. Okay.
On my way.

[ Beeps ]Okay. Gotta go.
Got a case.

Hey, hey. Don't worry
about that, all right?

[ Door Opens, Closes ]

[ Man ]
Call came in at 6:00 a.m.
Passing motorist called 911.

Said she saw a ball of fire
on the side of the road.

Where's the point
of ignition?There is none.

Well, as an arson investigator,
you should know that every fire
has a point of ignition.

Not if it was hit
by an asteroid.

Even an asteroid
with a diameter
as small as five meters...

would leave a-a huge crater.

Th-There's no crater.

- Is she serious?
- Always.

Bones, that was a joke.
The whole asteroid thing
was a joke.

- Oh!
- [ Chuckles ]

That's amusing because
it's such an absurd theory.
Good one.

Check this out, Bones.
VIN plate.
Digits are missing.

- I'll give it to Angela,
see what she can do.
- [ Metal Creaking ]

This white powder--
I assume it's residue
from fire retardant...

used to control the blaze.

Although, it could be
the remnants of a highly
localized blizzard.

[ Chuckling ]

The-- The likelihood
of a blizzard...

is even more remote
than an asteroid hitting here.

[ Chuckles ]
Do you get it?

It's not retardant.

By the time the firefighters
arrived on scene, the blaze
had burned itself out.

Then I'll need to bag the powder
for Hodgins to analyze.

[ Brennan ]
Oh.

Wow. This is a first.
Melted bones.

No. Not possible.
Bones don't melt.

You know, usually I defer
all things bones to you,

but, you know,
I've cooked with
a lot of cheese.

That is melted.

Whoa!
Look at that.

You're excited about
the decedent, Dr. Hodgins?

Sure. They said
the dude melted
into the truck.

Uh, at this point,
we haven't been able
to determine gender.

And bones don't melt,
Dr. Hodgins.

The melting process
represents a change of state
from a solid to a liquid.

An impossibility with bones.

I know. But they sure
appear to be melted.

But how?
I haven't seen a fire
hot enough to do this.

Found at the scene.
A light dusting
over most of the wreckage.

It could give us
cause of death.

I think I found that.

Oh.

- [ Hodgins ] Bullet.
- We presume the victim
died in a fire.

- But he was shot in the chest.
- And melted.

Sorry. But I don't know
any other word for it.

[ Whooshing ]

I can do this.

It was my idea to remove
the bones with liquid nitrogen.

And the F.B.I. is giving me
the psych evaluation...

so I can get security clearance
to work unsupervised.

But you don't have
that clearance yet,

and this is very expensive
equipment...

which I am responsible for.

You just think it's cool.

Maybe.

Careful not to saturate
any particular section.

Too much nitric oxide can
cause the bones to fracture.

I know, Ms. Wick.

Is the psych evaluation
intimidating?

I mean, was it difficult
for you to pass it?

Perhaps you could focus
on how we're going to
identify the victim.

There's no flesh,
so that rules out fingerprints.

And since
the skull appears melted,

we can discount
facial reconstruction
and dental comparisons.

Maybe I could think
a little clearer...

if I was using the equipment.

Please?
I already have the gear on.

[ Sighs ]
Okay, just once.

But be careful!

Since you've become a mom,
you're a lot less trusting.

[ Gasps, Squeals ]

So, I've been working on
the VIN number.

Oh. Good, I hope.

Yeah. Well, I etched it
with hydrochloric acid,

cupric chloride
and distilled water.

Yada yada yada.
Okay. Say something
that's gonna make me happy.

A little happy,
a little sad.

I was able to restore
the last four digits,
but that's it.

Well, based on
the truck's rear axle,

it was a, uh,
nine-inch Dana Spicer model--

American-made pickup
from '94 to '02.

- Yada yada.
- Well, with your four numbers,

I should be able to get
a match from the D.M.V.
Thanks for making me happy.

You got it.

- Do you ever knock?
- I got a message you
wanted to see me.

Yeah, actually.
Have a seat.

I need your professional opinion
on a personal matter.

This is a rare moment.

- Is it about
Dr. Brennan and Hannah?
- No. Sorry to disappoint.

Okay. Sorry. Shouldn't have
jumped the gun. Go ahead.

It's about Parker.
Parker doesn't like Hannah.

Oh.Yeah, right?

I understand your concern.
When did they meet?

No, they haven't.

He stays with me on the weekends
when she's not around.

He knows that we're dating.
So last weekend, at breakfast,

I ask him if he wants
some chocolate milk.

And he looks at me.
He goes, "Daddy, I hate
your new girlfriend."

Did you ask him why?No, I didn't.
It was awkward.

He went back
to watching cartoons.

The point is, they have
to meet sometime, right?

Well, yeah, if your relationship
with Hannah is serious, then--

- It is serious.
- I wasn't questioning that.

- It sounded like you were.
- No, I wasn't.

- Well, it's serious.
- Then they have to meet.

Parker could be angry
because he senses how much
Hannah means to you...

and feels that you don't
want him to meet her.

But I do.

I just want it to be right.
I want it to be a perfect time.

Right. Do you think
there is such a thing?

Enough with the questions,
all right?

Just earn your coin
and tell me what to do.

Accept that you're entering
a situation where the outcome
is uncertain.

The only thing certain
is your love for your son...

and his trust in you.

If you trust him as much,
and trust Hannah, then--

It might take a little time,
but I think the three of you
should be fine.

- Fine.
- [ Mouths Word ]

If you're wrong about this,
you're paying.

[ Daisy ] That white powder
is magnesium oxide,
isn't it?

- Yeah. How did you know?
- [ Device Beeps ]

As you saw, the victim's bones
appear to have melted,
which is not possible.

- Right. Because
bones don't melt.
- Bones don't melt.

Exactly. But magnesium
burns hot and fast.

If the bones were exposed
to a magnesium fire...

which burned between
15 and 45 minutes...

at a temperature
of 500 degrees Celsius--

The biogenic composition and
structure of the bone mineral...

would have crystallized...

and the bones would appear
as if they had melted.

Yes.[ Chuckles ]

Although I thought of it first,

if anyone from the F.B.I.
should ask.

Really?

But for magnesium to ignite,
it needs to be wet first.

So, last night,
when the mass spec
identified magnesium,

I checked
the meteorological charts.

A light rain fell last night
in the vicinity where the body
was found.

And I believe
I thought of thatfirst.

But then,
I am king of the lab.

And you-- you are my serf.

[ Air Hisses ]

- What the--
- F.B.I.

- Looking for Jesse Wilson.
- Jesse's in the back.

Any chance those are
magnesium scraps?

Yeah, we use cast
magnesium discs
in the wheels. Why?

I don't know. Just got a thing
for magnesium. That's all.

[ Sighs ]

Jesse Wilson.Yeah.

- F.B.I. Agent Booth.
- Can I help you?

Yeah.
You missin' a truck, Jesse?Nope.

We found a burnt truck
registered to your
company's name...

with a dead body in the driver's
seat with a bullet
in his chest.

Was the truck hauling magnesium?

And if it was?

Then the driver
was George Lyford,

an employee-- didn't
show up this morning.

- He's dead?
- As dead as dead could be.

Poor bastard was having
money problems.

So I gave him those mag scraps
so he could make a few extra
bucks at the recycling plant.

Magnesium.
That's expensive stuff.

You just gave it to him
just like that 'cause
you're a nice guy?

Yeah, we've been friends
since high school.

Never done anything
for a friend in need?

That tattoo you have
on your inside forearm--
is that military?

Yeah. Patton's Third Army.

My granddaddy killed
a bunch of Nazis
in World War II.

- He was a real hero.
- Right.

Teach you how to fire a gun?

Your friend George there--
he was killed by
a nine-millimeter slug.

I checked the registry,
and you own a German Luger
nine-millimeter.

They used those guns
in World War II, right?

- I don't like your implication.
- I can only imagine.

I mean, you see your old friend
stealing your magnesium
and loading it into your truck.

- You follow him and--
- I gave him those scraps 'cause
his wife was raggin' on him...

to bring in more money.

You can either arrest me, or
you get the hell out of my shop.

Right.

[ Brennan Clears Throat ]I was looking at
the bullet trauma again.

Our initial presumption
was not correct.

The bullet was not
cause of death.

Your evidence, Ms. Wick?

Well, on the X-ray,

it appeared the bullet
was embedded quite deeply
into the sternum.

But after my
excellent observation...

that magnesium caused the bones
to crystallize...

and thus only
appear to be melted,

I reexamined
the point of entry.

The bullet only penetrated
a few millimeters.

Not enough to cause death
or even incapacitation.

So the bone warped around the
bullet because of the extreme
heat of the magnesium fire.

Very good.I know.

It's a psych evaluation.
I'm of no value
when it comes to that.

That's true.

So, if the bullet
didn't kill him,
how did it get there?

Perhaps it was shot
from a great distance...

so the impact wasn't
sufficient to be fatal.

Booth talked to
the owner of the truck--
Jesse Wilson.

Wilson I.D.'d the victim
as George Lyford.

We'll get Lyford's
medical records and confirm.

Wilson claims the victim
had been fighting with his wife
about money.

One week ago, the wife
took out an insurance policy
on George's life.

Oh, my God.
The wife totally torched him.

I was just trying
to go with my gut.
It's an F.B.I. thing.

That's Kathy Lyford,
the victim's wife.

She has detention duty
for another hour or so.

I was once placed in detention
for calling my science teacher
a fool.

- You can't do that, Bones.
- Booth, he was trying to teach
quantum mechanics...

without even
a rudimentary understanding
of Planck's constant.

What would you have called him?

You have every right.
I didn't know the details.
I'm sorry.

F.B.I. I need to talk to you
for one second.

Oh! Do you see that kid
right there in the red hat?

I saw him at the chopper shop.
When I talk to Kathy out here,
you go in there and talk to him.

No. Teenagers are dull-witted
and very difficult to talk to.

Sorry, Bones,
but you're all I got.

Okay. I can't go in there
and question him. I'd need
a parent or an advocate.

But you're not law enforcement,
so you can ask him anything
that you want.

Can I help you guys?Yeah, F.B.I.

We just have to
ask you a few questions
if you don't mind.

Of course.

Okay.

- You the sub?
- No.

I'm a forensic anthropologist.

And, for the record, I'm totally
against detention as a form
of juvenile punishment.

Yeah. If I wanna smoke,
it's none of Big Brother's
business.

Oh, your big brother
attends this school?

I'm talking about the teachers.
We have rights. I take
American History, so I know.

They try to control
everything we do.

You know, like we're
still kids or something.

You are certainly not kids.
You've probably been
menstruating for several years.

In many primitive cultures,
you'd be responsible for
children of your own by now.

Hmm. You're cool.

- Uh, I am?
- Yeah. Maybe you can help
get me out of here.

I don't know why I'm here
in the first place.

- You cheated on the chem test.
- I'm from a broken home.

That's gotta count
for something.

- Well, what about you, sir?
Why are you here?
- [ Scoffs ]

- Randy doesn't talk much.
- The dude downloaded porn
on the library computer.

You're a little horn dog,
aren't you?

You know, I have a better way
to make you unzip your pants.

[ Laughing ]Damn it, Amber!

[ Brennan ]
As adolescents,
your decision-making process...

is compromised
by hormonal changes.

You can hardly be held
accountable for your behavior.

You work repairing
motorcycles, don't you?

Told you
he didn't like to talk.

[ Door Closes ]

Are you sure it's George?Yeah, I'm sure.

[ Sniffles ]
All right.
Okay. I gotta go.

I-- I should
call his parents.

Kathy, uh, last week,

you took out a real expensive
life insurance policy
on your husband.

So?

I think you know
what I'm suggesting here.

Wait. That-- That--
That policy
was George's idea.

Okay, we've been
trying to have a baby,

and, if something happened
to him, he wanted to make sure
that we were okay.

Your husband didn't
come home last night.
You don't find that odd?

I was on a field trip with
my students in Mount Vernon.

I-I-I wasn't even gonna
see him until tonight.

I see.

I had no reason
to believe he was missing.

Okay, I love my husband.
I will-- I will do anything
to help your investigation.

Good. I'd like you
to come along with me
for further questioning.

Fine.

I extracted the bullet
from the victim's sternum.

I assumed he was shot.Logical assumption.

But there are
no striations on it.

Which means
it wasn't fired from a gun.

So how would it have wound up
embedded in his chest?

Are you suggesting
I conduct an experiment?

My idea. So you have
to let me help, right?

Your Highness?

Hey.

I hope the frame's okay.

Look at that.
That's great.

You two look so much alike.

And the world
is better for it.

Hannah, I want you to meet him.

- You sure?
- You don't wanna meet him?

Of course.

But--What?

When I told you
I wasn't very good
with kids, that's true.

I don't want to mess anything up
between you and your son.

Look, I love you, all right?
He's gonna love you too.

And don't think of him as a kid.
Just think of him
as a short guy who--

who's not allowed to drink.

- What if he hates me?
- Mmm, that's impossible.

[ Sighs ] Look,
I already told that Booth guy
that George and I were in debt.

Why do I have to keep
going through this?

Well, the F.B.I. feels
that I could provide
a different perspective.

You're a shrink.
You guys make things up.

I-I-- I don't have to say
anything, you know.

I know, but cooperating
would certainly help
your situation.

So, you and your husband--
y-you fought over money?

[ Chuckles ]
Like any couple, sure.

These are, uh,
credit card statements
from the past year.

I see you liked
buying things
off infomercials.

Well, you can get
good deals on TV
because they buy in bulk.

Gotcha.

You also like
online auctions.

Oh. I see you bought
Star Warstrading cards.

Yeah.
Growing up, me and my brothers
were all fans of the Force.

I understand.
I'm a Star Warrior myself.

[ Clears Throat ]

"Don't you call me
a mindless philosopher,
you overweight glob of grease."

- Excuse me?
- C-3PO.
Sounded just like him.

From Star Wars?
It's, like, the most
quoted line in the movie.

Yeah. Of course.

Can you explain to me
why you spent $500...

on a Jedi Knight trading card
with a red border...

when its value
is less than a dollar?

I don't know.
I guess I made a mistake.

What about the, uh,
Clone Warscard
you bought last month?

Again, you spent $500,
but you could probably find it
right now online for 50 cents.

Look, when I get stressed,
I shop.

You don't have to make it
into a big deal.

I'm not making this
into anything it's not.

I assure you.

Okay.

[ Booth ]
So, Hannah's gonna
meet Parker tomorrow.

You don't sound happy
about that.No, I am. It's gonna be great.

It's gonna be really good.
I just-- I'm a little worried.
Yeah.

Because your loyalty
lies with Parker.

And if he doesn't
accept Hannah, you may
lose the woman you love.

- It's not that simple, Bones.
- I suppose not.

You could send him off
to boarding school.

That's what the English
have done for many generations.

- I'm not sending him
to boarding school.
- Then I wouldn't worry.

No?It won't do you
any good.

If your relationship
falls apart, worrying
won't salvage it.

Oh, thanks, Bones.Of course.

Kathy Lyford spent thousands
of dollars buying Star Wars
trading cards online.

So? I had an aunt
who spent every last dime
on old-fashioned cookie jars.

What's this have to do
with our case?

There are hundreds
of online merchants that sell
Star Warstrading cards.

Kathy bought all of her cards
from the same person
at grossly inflated prices.

So you're thinking that
she was somehow laundering money
through that online merchant?

So she was paying
inflated prices for relatively
worthless merchandise.

Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm thinking.

Kathy bought all of her cards
from a seller named,
uh, Vader649.

I'll tell you what.
I'll get a subpoena for
the identity of this Vader649.

Good work, Sweets.

Yeah, it was, wasn't it?

Job well done.

Well, you know.

Nine-millimeter bullet
is on the magnesium.

Now we could see if the fire
would be enough to set it off.

Proving that
he was shot by ammunition
that was stored in the car.

Yeah, which would explain
the lack of striations.

A simple yet elegant thesis.

Now, the mist
simulates a light rain.

Because water is needed
to ignite the magnesium.

And although the magnesium
can be ignited by heat
from the rising sun,

I'll use these burners
to save us some time.

Here. Given the fluorescence
spectrometry of magnesium,
you're gonna need those.

All right.

Any second now.

[ Daisy ]
Let's crank these suckers up.

[ Explodes ]Ow!

Oh! Oh, are you okay?[ Groans ]

You shot me!Well, technically, no.

The bullet
is in the backstop.

You were struck by
the bullet casing,

because we failed to account for
Newton's third law of motion.

For every action, there's--

An equal and opposite
reaction. I know.

Now can you please
go get me a first aid kit?

Oh, yes! Of course.

Dr. Hodgins, our experiment
was a success, wasn't it?

Ow! Go!

[ Sighs ]

Paul, we know
that you're Vader649.

So? Is there a law against
using that screen name?

I'm actually more interested in
the fact that you were suspended
for fighting, bullying.

As his advocate,
I have to object, Dr. Sweets.

Okay. I assure you
that I am as concerned
with Paul's welfare as you are.

If he's in trouble,
he needs help.

I didn't do anything wrong.

You've been
selling Star Warscards
to your teacher, haven't you?

Yeah.
Capitalism is king, right?

Well, she's been paying you
a lot more than they were worth.

A lot more.

Over $3,000
on worthless cards.

Miss Lyford was paying you
for something else, wasn't she?

-Don't answer that.
-If he can offer an explanation,
it could help him.

'Cause right now,
the F.B.I. thinks...

that Miss Lyford paid you
to kill her husband.

Paul, not another word.

You were paying Paul Linoto
$500 a month for worthless
trading cards.

I don't want to
make this more than it is,

but it looks pretty bad
without any help from me.

Okay, look. I admit that
I was paying him for something.

I couldn't afford the cash,
and it was a way to charge it.

The F.B.I. thinks that you
were charging $500 a month
on your credit card...

as payment for Paul
to murder your husband...

so you could get a nice payout
from his life insurance policy.

God, no.
I wouldn't do that. No.

No? Okay.
Why were you paying him?

I was having an affair. Okay?

Paul caught us together,
and he was blackmailing me.

He said I had to pay him
$500 a month, or he was
gonna tell my husband.

It's amazing how complicated
deceitful relationships
can get, isn't it?

I'll need to know
who you were sleeping with.

Is that really necessary?
I mean, it's just
gonna hurt more people.

If you didn't murder
your husband, yeah,
it's very necessary.

He's one of my students.

His name is Randy Siminoff.

George got him a job
working at Jesse's chopper shop.

He's a student.
How old is he?

Seventeen.

Look, I know... it was stupid.

Are you gonna
file charges against me?

That's up to the D.A.

I loved my husband,
Dr. Sweets.

Me and Randy--
it just sort of happened.

But I am a good teacher.

No. No, actually you're not.

- Does Randy love you?
- I don't know. I don't--

He's young, Mrs. Lyford.

Too young to deal with
the situation you put him in.

You know,
it's possible he thought
if he killed your husband,

you two could be together
more permanently.

God. I--

Yeah.

You're really not
a good teacher at all.

[ Knocking ]Yeah?

Hi, Lance.

I thought you were my 3:00.
I have a patient coming.

I'll be quick.

I'm having
my psych evaluation later.

I know. I normally do them,
but I recused myself.

Because we still
have feelings?Yes.

That's nice.I know.

The feelings,
not the recusing.

It's only ethical for me
to recuse myself.

No. It's hurtful too.

What are you driving at,
Miss Daisy?

What's on the test, Lance?No, I can't tell you that.

But you know I'm
brilliant at my job.

And you know that people have
a tendency to misjudge me.

Yeah.Because they don't
know me like you do.

And it wouldn't be fair for me
to lose my security clearance
because of that.

[ Sighs ]

Lancelot doesn't want
Miss Daisy...

to lose the job
she loves, does he?

No. Of course not.

But, you know, it wouldn't
be ethical for me to help you.

Okay.Okay?

I'll probably
find another job.

Oh.

Somewhere.

Probably.No.

[ Sighs ] Okay, we can
discuss the test, but I'm not
gonna give you the answers.

Oh, Lancelot!

- [ Knocking ]
- Oh, so thank you.

Okay. That'll be it for today.
I, uh-- I will schedule
our next appointment soon.

Yes, Doctor.
Thank you, Doctor.

You're welcome, patient.

So, Agent Coors,
I hope, uh,

the books I gave you
on multiple personality
disorder helped.

Okay.

So after
I scanned in all the bones,
I remembered Girolamo Cardano.

The 16th-century Italian
mathematician and anatomist?

Yeah. That's the guy.

He developed a series
of mathematical equations to
describe the skeletal system.

So programming the equations
into the computer,

I was able to reconstruct
the skeletal system...

the same way a forensic
architect could reconstruct
a collapsed building.

- You straightened out
the bones?
- I sure did.

Check this out.

Amazing.

Now, there are marks
on the victim's ilium.

I don't believe an injury
at that location would be fatal.

But a nicked mandible could be.

Especially if the carotid
was transected.

- The victim
would've bled out.
- And we'd have cause of death.

Based on the wound track,
which narrows to a point,
we're looking at a knife.

- So he was stabbed?
- Daisy will need to find
the actual warped bone...

so she can swab
the wound for trace
from the murder weapon.

No problem.

That's the one.

Wait. Oh-- Okay.

So, uh--
Hey, Hannah here was in
a real live camel race.

Why don't you
tell him all about it.I almost won.

But the camel stopped
right before the finish line.

He decided to take a nap,
right there, on the race track.

- That's funny, isn't it?
- Can I go shoot some baskets?

No, you can't shoot
some baskets right now.
Listen, hey.

Tell her about, uh,
your science fair at school.
He came in second.

- Do I have to?
- Yeah. Tell her about
the volcano you made.

- It was so cool! We-We built--
- Seeley, can I talk to you
for a sec?

Yeah.

[ Sighs ]
This isn't working.

- Just give him a minute.
He just needs time to warm up.
- Give me a few minutes-- alone.

I'm taking your advice.
He's just a short guy
who can't drink.

Look, I didn't
want this to be--I'm a journalist.

I've cracked tougher nuts
than Parker.

Right.Okay.

Stay here with Hannah.

[ Exhales ]

You don't know who I am,
so you don't trust me.

Maybe you hate me a little.

Or even a lot.

I might be trying
to steal your dad.

Wouldn't it be better
if you knew for sure
what was going on...

so you have a real reason
to hate me?

So, here I am.

Just ask me anything you want,
anything at all.

- Were you really on a camel?
- Yes.

- Do you sleep with my dad?
- Yes.

- If you got married,
what would I have to call you?
- Hannah. That's my name.

- Would you have kids?
- No.

There are children already in
this world who need good homes.

If I decided to have a child,
I'd adopt one of those kids.

- That's a good answer.
- I thought so too.

- Do you like dogs or cats?
- Dogs.

- Burgers or hot dogs?
- Both.

- What's your
favorite ice cream?
- Chocolate.

I like strawberry.

Do you have
any questions for me?

- What's your middle name?
- Matthew.

- Would you ever
want to ride a camel?
- Sure. I'm a kid.

- What's your favorite TV show?
- Wizards of Waverly Place.

When the dad married the mom,
he had to give up
his magical powers.

I would never give up
my magical powers for a girl.

I don't blame you.

Why didn't you win first place
in your science fair?

Because Ben Bradley cheated.
And his dad did
his entire project for him.

He used a potato
to turn on a lightbulb.

Creep.Totally.

Can I see that?

How do I do
that spinning thing?

Oh.Wait. No.

How's that?You have to
spin it faster.

I-I didn't get Randy Siminoff
to talk before.

But now that I know
that he has a preference...

for more mature teacher types,
perhaps I can charm him.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, and no.

Y-You don't think
that I would appeal to him?

- What? No.
Of course you would.
- Thank you.

- Yeah.
- Because I'm cool, you know.

The delinquents told me that.

A-And Parker said I was, too,
when I did the cannonball
into the pool.

- Do you remember that?
- Yes, I do. I do.

You drenched
my meatball sandwich.
How can I forget?

How did it go with Hannah
and Parker, by the way?
Did they meet?

Yeah. Yeah.
It-- It was good.

I mean, I'm tellin' you,
she really is amazing with him.

Why wouldn't she be?
Everyone loves her.

Right? Yeah.
I think it's gonna work out.

I'm glad.

-Th-The three of you can come
over and swim anytime you like.
-Okay.

I-I know how much Parker
loves the pool.

Great, thanks.

So, how are we gonna
get Randy to talk?

Ah. We might not
have to yet.

[ Clears Throat ]

- [ School Bell Rings ]
- [ Kids Chattering ]

Since there's no right
to privacy on campus,

we have the authority
to look in his locker.

Maybe there's a journal
or some kind of note from Kathy.

Well, there's this.

Hey! Uh-huh. Hey.

All right, Bones,
let's call the child advocate.

She's got a new client.

Okay. The way it works is that
in these psychological tests...

there are a number
of crucial questions.Crucial, yes.

The rest hardly matter.
Now the computer...

looks at the questions
to see if any of the answers
set off alarm bells.

Your abilities
are so wide-ranging,

with your insights
and applicable
real-world know-how.

Now I'm not gonna give you
any of the answers.
We don't wanna cheat.

- No.
- Just forewarned is forearmed.

Absolutely.Okay.

For example, if one of
the questions were to be,
"What is your favorite color?"

Oh, anything in
the 630 to 740
nanometer range.

- Which would be?
- Red.

Red is bad.
What's good?

Cheating, Daisy.

Um, something in the 520
to 570 nanometer range?

- That's green.
- Green. Okay, good.
Green is good.

All right, next question.
What is your favorite number?

Either of
Feigenbaum's constants.

Try to think of an actual
recognizable number
between one and 10.

No, in that case
the question should be,
"What's your favorite numeral?"

Two. Say "two."

We're cheating now?Yeah.

"Are you in a committed
monogamous relationship?"

- Yes.
- Good.

That wasn't on the test,
was it?

You just want to know
if I'm faithful.

[ Chuckles ]
No. It was on the test.
But I'm glad.

- You know why
your name is Sweets?
- Why?

Because you're so sweet.

Aw.[ Chuckles ]

- Are-- Are you trying to cheat?
- It was a glance. That's all!

I-- But next question.

[ Cell Phone Rings ]Hold on.

[ Beeps ]

Sorry.
Agent Booth needs me.

Sure. I'll wait here
and look over the questions.

No. You don't need to.
You'll be fine.

- But--
- Trust me, Miss Daisy.

You'll be fine.

Yeah, I was having sex
with Mrs. Lyford, but it was--
it was no big deal.

While your peers might think
that having sex with an adult
is a kind of a victory,

it's still abusive,
and the psychological damage
can be significant.

Dr. Sweets,
where is this going?

As his child advocate,
I think you would know,
Ms. Hanover.

Studies show that
as the relationship fails,

the student often
feels powerless and angry.

Look, Agent Booth
found a knife
in your locker.

George Lyford
was killed with a knife.

I brought it to school
to pry open a dude's locker
and shove in a dead trout.

It was a prank.

He started it when he put
pepper spray in my gym shorts.

Okay. Okay, let's get back
to you and your teacher.

Now, you claim
it was just sex.

You had no
deeper feelings for her?That's right.

But we have your
cell phone records, Randy.

You and Mrs. Lyford talked
an average of two hours a day
for the past three months.

That doesn't sound
like just sex.

[ Exhales ]
Okay. So I love her.

I mean, why is that so crazy?
She loves me too.

I could feel it.
But I didn't kill anyone.

I-- I didn't have to.
She would've left him.

Randy, stop talking.

I understand that
you're here to protect him.

But we need to know where
Randy was two nights ago
when George Lyford was killed.

Home. Like every night.

All right.
Was anyone home with you?

[ Sighs ]
I live with my aunt.
But she works nights.

[ Sighs ]
She loves me.

Okay, I-- I know that.

She would've left him.

I got the swab results back.
S.E.M. analysis...

says the murder weapon was
a knife made of carbon steel.

Which means it was forged
prior to 1964.

But also it means that the knife
you found in Randy's locker
was not the murder weapon.

The knife
that stabbed our victim
was laminated in silver.

Why would you laminate
a blade in silver?
It's a soft metal.

That's right.
No one uses silver
to laminate a blade,

unless it's
the Damascus blade.

You said that with
a great dramatic flourish.
Please continue.

Hitler had 30 Damascus blades
hand forged...

as presents
for his top commanders.

Now those knives were
coveted by American G.I.'s.

Some of them were taken
as souvenirs by soldiers
in Patton's Third Army.

The owner of the chopper shop
had a grandfather...

who served in Patton's
Third Army.Third Army.

Yeah, I know.

The murder weapon must've
belonged to Jesse Wilson.

What's this about?
I told you about George.
I helped.

And I appreciate that.
Now maybe you can explain, uh,

why George Lyford
was killed with your knife.

Whoa. Slow down.
You said George was shot.
He was stabbed to death?

Stabbed. That's right.
Patton's Third Army.

Grandfather brought back a knife
from Nazi Germany, didn't he?

Yeah. It was awesome.
But it was stolen from my shop.

That's pretty valuable
to just, uh, leave
lying around here, huh?

Valuable? I didn't know.

I left it with the other stuff--
the helmets, medals, badges.

It's all gone now.
The Nazi stuff,
a bunch of my tools...

and some chopper parts
were all jacked from my shop.

- When was that, yesterday?
- No. Six months ago.

I filed a police report.
I always suspected
Randy's girlfriend,

but I didn't have any proof.Randy had a girlfriend?

On again, off again.
She's trouble.

After the stuff was jacked,
she didn't come around so much.

Hmm.

[ Man ]
♪ You don't know ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ What you do to me ♪

[ Woman ]
♪ What you do to me ♪

♪ Now all I see ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Is new to me ♪

♪ New to me
Yeah ♪

♪ Just 'cause dollar bars ♪

♪ And Barrett Strong ♪

♪ Said you had ♪

♪ Done me wrong ♪

♪ But we'll see ♪

♪ We'll see ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ What you do to me ♪

♪ What you do to me ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

I've been approved.
I passed my psychological
evaluation.

An absurd
and useless requirement.

I agree. But when seen
through Lance's eyes,

psychology can be fascinating.

When asked
what my favorite color was,

I responded,
"Something in the 520
to 570 nanometer range."

[ Chuckles ]
They were baffled. Fools.

I agree. But I'm glad
I made the cut. I can be
working here forever now.

Then be useful.
I'm examining
the right ilium,

which, due to demineralization,

is now located where
we'd normally find
the ischial tuberosity.

Why are you
examining the ilium?

Angela identified
some faint impressions
on the bone.

They appear to be
a sequence of dash marks.

Upon further investigation,

I realized there is
a second sequence that
converges with the first.

- You think those marks
are probative?
- Not sure.

To the naked eye,
these marks appear to be random.

But if I extrapolate like so--

What could possibly
form this shape on the ilium?

May I? I'm authorized
to work on my own now.Of course.

Dr, Brennan, it's a zipper!

An open zipper.
And the teeth are bent.

It's been ripped open.
I-- I saw someone do this
just yesterday.

Very good work, Ms. Wick.

Well, that's what happens
when you have the faith
of the F.B.I. behind you.

Hi. I asked if I could
deliver your I.D. card myself.

Oh.

Congratulations.[ Gasps ]

[ Moans ]

I'll clean that up. Oh!

Put it on.Okay.

What are we doing out here,
Agent Booth?

Amber said she would do
anything in order to cooperate
with the investigation.

So we thought we'd bring
her here to the crime scene so
she could explain some things.

- Explain what?
- We know it was you, Amber.

- We know you killed
George Lyford.
- That's crazy.

We also know that
you pawned some stolen tools
from Jesse's chopper shop.

You know, pawn shops--
they keep records too.

Jesse cut Randy's pay,
so I figured out a way
to make up the difference.

Because
he was your boyfriend?

- So?
- You know.

You didn't pawn
everything though, because we
found this in your bedroom.

- That's
the murder weapon, Amber.
- He tried to rape me.

That's why George
drove me out here.

You had the knife on you because
you thought George would be
angry enough to kill his wife.

That way,
you could have Randy back.
But George wouldn't help you.

You thought you could get
revenge on Mrs. Lyford by
having sex with her husband.

His zipper was ripped open
the same way you ripped
Randy's zipper in detention.

[ Booth ]
George didn't want to have
sex with you. Randy dumped you.

George pushed you away.
So you just went bonkers...

and stabbed him
with the knife.

Even if you can prove it,

I'll be out in a year, tops.

I'm just a kid
from a broken home.

So what's going to happen
with the teacher?

D.A.'s gonna press charges.
She'll do time.

Really?Yeah.

And don't start telling me how
natural it is what she did...

because the women in
the Ramalamadingdong tribe
like to sleep with teenage boys.

I wasn't.
I-- I think it's just that
the teacher pay for her actions,

no matter what other societies
may accept.

Although I have no knowledge
of the Ramalamadingdong tribe.

Chief Shoobop-Shoobop--
invented rock and roll.

Oh. A joke.
Very funny.

Perhaps yourchief knows
Chief Polyphony
of the Gavotte tribe.

He invented baroque music
that always starts
on the third beat of the bar.

[ Brennan Laughing ]

There they are.
Come on, kid.

Dad, we went to the zoo.
They had camel rides.

I was sure
he'd ridden one before.
He could be a jockey.

The zoo, huh?
What happened to just
goin' to get ice cream?

Yeah, yeah. At the zoo.

- We saw a lion pee
for, like, 10 minutes.
- Wow.

That would be
physically impossible.

An adult lion's bladder,
when full,

can hold approximately
1,500 milliliters of urine.

The bladder would completely
empty in 37.5 seconds.

She says weird stuff like that
all the time. She's cool.

Yes. We're friends actually.

She knows everything.
Watch this.

- What animal farts the most?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

The termite.
Because of their diet
and digestive process,

they produce
as much methane gas
as human industry.

But you can't hear them.

- Isn't she cool?
- Very.

We can go to her house
and go swim.
She can do a cannonball.

- Oh.
- Hannah can come, can't she?

Sure.

Hey, kid. Hey,
a little chocolate ice cream
on the chin there, kid?

Yeah.
It's my new favorite flavor.

Wow.

You're amazing.

Thank you.

What's that mean?