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- Okay, guys.
We have a lot to get through
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and not a lot of time.
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So please, no interruptions.
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- You should all be ashamed
of yourselves.
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- I am!
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- We are months
into the Spirit competition
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and we are losing.
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- Um, Mac, Daisy was just
in the middle of talking.
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- Who are you? Have we met?
- I'm Gil.
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Yesterday, you handed me
a very full aquarium and said,
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"Whatever you do,
don't put this down,"
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and then never came back.
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- Yet I see
you don't have it now.
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Anyway, I went undercover
at Valley to do some digging.
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[mysterious music]
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* *
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- Cool walk, new kid.
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- Should I go here?
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I infiltrated
some of Valley's Spirit events
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to see what those evil
bastards have been up to.
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* *
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[excited chatter]
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* *
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[laughs]
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* *
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[tattoo needle buzzing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[music intensifies]
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[gasps]
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They're already
at 15,000 Spirit hours.
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We're not even halfway there.
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- So you went to Valley
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and helped them
with their Spirit hours?
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- That's not the point, Gil.
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Bayside is losing.
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I mean, we can't even pull off
the simplest prank,
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like stealing their mascot
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or trapping their school
in a giant hourglass.
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Nobody is driving
this train, folks.
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That's why I'm appointing
myself the Spirit Czar.
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- No.
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Look,
whether I like it or not,
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I'm in charge
of the Spirit competition;
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and it's on my to-do list,
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along with
a million other things
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like organizing the pep rally
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and investigating whether
the Founders dance is racist.
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Oh, actually, I can check
that one off--it is.
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- Fine.
You can be Spirit Czar.
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I just hope you don't live
to regret it.
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- Did someone order 10,000
pounds of hourglass sand?
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I need a signature
from a Spirit Czar.
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- Oh, yeah.
She's right there.
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- Unfortunately, I'm gonna
need separate signatures
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for every pound of sand.
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I don't make the rules.
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- Okay.
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[school bell rings]
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- * When I wake up
in the mornin' *
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* Alarm gives out a warnin' *
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* I don't think
I'll ever make it on time *
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[school bell ringing]
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* By the time I
grab my books *
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* And I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner
just in time *
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* It's all right,
it's all right *
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* Saved by the bell,
it's all right *
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* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
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[school bell ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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- So in the musical,
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I play a cruise ship singer
named Penny LaPoix
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and DeVante plays
a no-good dice-thrower
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named Benny "The Finger"
Fingerson.
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[hushed indistinct chatter]
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Um, why is everyone
staring at me?
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[gasps]
Oh, no, did my sex tape leak?
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How will I handle
all the publicity?
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- Have you guys seen this?
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Some parents
at West Beverly High
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are suing the school
to get a trans girl
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kicked off
the soccer team.
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- Oh.
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Oh, guys, I'm fine.
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When stuff like this happens,
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everyone's instinct
is to be annoying and check in.
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Please, just be normal.
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all: Okay, yes,
let's all be normal.
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- Be normal or else
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I'll photoshop a tweet
where you insult BTS
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and their fan Army will make
your life a living hell.
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- Oh, nah, I'm good on that.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, Daisy,
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I know you said
I couldn't be Spirit Czar
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but I found a good way
to rack up hours.
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My godfather, Daniel Tosh,
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said that he would consider
it community service
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if we go to his shows
and laugh at all of his jokes.
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- No, Mac.
I don't want your ideas.
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And why did you put
a sack of hair labeled
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"For Charity" in my locker?
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- 'Cause my locker's already
full of hair, dum-dum.
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- [sighs]
That's better.
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Normal.
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- Hey.
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I benched the striker on
my soccer team so you can play.
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You're starting the big game
on Friday, champ.
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- What?
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- Uh, what Coach Slater
means to say
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is that we support you, Lexi,
and we're here for you.
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- Yeah.
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And if I ever run into those
parents from West Beverly High,
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I'm gonna give them
a piece of my mind.
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With my legs!
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I've been practicing
Brazilian jiu-jitsu,
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and I can cut a man in half
just using my thighs.
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Just, uh, like that.
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- All righty, okay.
See you, Lex.
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- Today,
instead of English class,
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Lexi, why don't you educate us
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about the history
of trans rights?
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No need to cite your sources.
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You can just give us
a reading list after.
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* *
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- Um.
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- Lexi, me and Joey Soloway
go to the same Gelson's.
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They buy a lot of fennel.
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Do you buy fennel?
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- So I guess I'll never know
who my real mother is
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or why they decided
to do IVF in a lab
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where they breed animals
at the San Diego Zoo.
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- Hi, Lexi?
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- Are you my Uber Eats?
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Uh, you've taken forever.
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- No, this is Chloe.
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She's the head of Prism,
the LGBTQ club.
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, we're planning
a protest at West Beverly High.
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If you wanna come,
it's a sit-in
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on the soccer field,
so just maybe don't wear heels.
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- Oh, I have Barbie foot.
If I wear flats, I'll tip over.
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- I've invited Lexi
to our events
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like a million times,
but she never wants to come.
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- Yeah, I'm good.
But it's so nice to meet a fan.
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Here, take a Lexi magnet
for your fridge.
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- Okay, uh--
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Well, just so you know,
we have meetings every week
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if you ever need help
dealing with all of this.
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But I'm gonna go
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'cause I did just see you
text security, "Remove her".
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- All right, listen.
Between my show
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and being the face
of a diet baby food in Finland,
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I don't have time
to drop everything
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and hold some poster at another
high school every week.
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- Yeah, I totally get that.
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But if we don't stand up
to hate now,
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it's just gonna keep happening.
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* *
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- Slater says
you're the new team captain
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and we have to carry you
to your next class.
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- Sure.
Why not?
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[sighs]
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* *
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- Hey, would you ever
maybe wanna
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go on a real date with me?
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Just to The Max.
I'm not rich.
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But if you order a cup of soup,
then they legally
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have to give you all the oyster
crackers you want.
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It's in their by-laws.
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- I love that you know
their by-laws.
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And I would love to,
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but I haven't exactly
told my mom about you yet.
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- Oh.
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I told my mom about you
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'cause I kinda thought
that you were,
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well, my girl--
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- Hey, buddy.
So I got another idea.
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A blood drive could get us
a lot of hours,
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but the manual
doesn't specify human blood.
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- No.
- You're being impossible.
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It's like you don't even care
about the coveted Spirit Stick.
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- Because I don't.
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- All right, well,
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I'll have to figure out
where to store 200 gallons
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of pigs' blood.
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Hey, Jim.
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* *
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- [sighs]
Sorry about that.
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Um, you were saying
you considered me your--
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- Oh, uh--
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It was nothing.
Never mind.
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- Well, I'm gonna tell
my mom about us.
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- Thanks for coming in.
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I know you don't usually
come to my office hours.
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- Yeah, I prefer to get advice
from my psychic,
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but he won the lottery again
so he's in the Maldives.
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- Are you okay?
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- I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
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'Cause I've known
you a long time
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and sometimes you say it's fine
but it's not.
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Like, when your dad
forgot your birthday
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and he woke up with it
tattooed on his forehead.
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- It's also Meredith Vieira's
birthday.
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Maybe she did it.
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Okay.
Look, I was fine,
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until that judgy girl
from the Prism Club
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made me feel guilty that
I wasn't going to her protest.
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- Lexi, no one should tell you
how and when to take a stand.
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You'll find your own way
to fight back.
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Even the smallest act
of protest
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can make a difference.
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- Right.
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Which means
the hugest act of protest
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might just solve
this whole thing.
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- Wait, what whole thing?
Transphobia?
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- Thanks, Dr. Spano.
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You've really lit a fire
under my perfect ass.
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[laughs]
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- * There's only two things
a man really needs in life *
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* A well-placed bet *
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* And a sexy broad for a wife *
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* But when that big old wave
hit our humble boat *
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* My heart went a-sinkin' *
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* But my dice went afloat *
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- Stop!
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- Oh, Lexi.
There you are.
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You weren't here, so I was
forced to step into your role.
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- I told him we could wait.
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- The musical is canceled.
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Instead, I'm gonna write a show
so powerful
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that it solves transphobia.
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Nay, all prejudice.
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- Lexi, are you sure
this is a good idea?
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We've been practicing
this musical for over a month,
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and now you're just gonna
scrap it for a whole new play
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you haven't even written yet?
- Uh, yeah.
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That's exactly
what we're going to do.
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And it opens this weekend.
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- I'm so excited.
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A play that changes the world.
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[sobs]
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- Dude, are you crying
at just the idea of a play?
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* *
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- Oh, come on.
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- Hector, cálmate.
Abuelita's sleeping.
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It was impossible
to put her down for her nap
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because she ate
too many Skittles.
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- Hey, Mom.
I have to tell you something.
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I've been dating a boy.
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- No, you're not allowed
to date
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until you get
on the Supreme Court
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00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,956
and then if you want to date
another justice, you may.
255
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Chaperoned.
- Mom, come on.
256
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,627
- You are too smart
to let some boy
257
00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,337
distract you
from your schoolwork.
258
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,798
There will be plenty of time
to meet guys.
259
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,467
- But I really like him,
and I think you would too.
260
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,344
- [sighs]
261
00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:55,762
What's his name?
262
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,515
- Gil Vatooley.
263
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,517
- Mm.
Found him.
264
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,228
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
He's cute.
265
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,146
Maybe too cute.
266
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,024
Honor roll.
Chess club.
267
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,819
He was in prison
because he held up a saloon?
268
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,071
Oh, that's just
a novelty picture he took.
269
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,408
With his mother.
On her birthday.
270
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,827
He seems like a nice nerd.
271
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,329
I can't believe I'm going
to say this,
272
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,580
but I'll allow it.
273
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,165
- Really?
274
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,584
- You think she's safe
'cause she's dating a nerd?
275
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,128
Ever heard of Joss Whedon?
276
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,839
- Just as long as it
doesn't affect your schoolwork.
277
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,675
Your grades start slipping,
this is over.
278
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,552
- Yes, of course.
279
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,637
Thank you, Mom.
280
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,808
Wow, I had scheduled a full
hour of getting screamed at.
281
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,393
Guess I'll go do my homework.
282
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:44,853
- Ay, Dios mio.
283
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,896
I just had a terrible dream.
284
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,065
The boy that you love
is cursed.
285
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:53,153
Listen to me=--in my dream,
a serpent visited you.
286
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,905
I heard the howl
of a two-headed dog,
287
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:59,784
and then you were stung
in the heart.
288
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,369
By a bee.
289
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,871
That's because
of one cursed boy.
290
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,915
One cursed boy.
[speaking Spanish]
291
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:15,258
- So I told my mom about Gil.
292
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,135
- Is she sending you away
to a remote convent
293
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,429
where all the nuns
are in love with each other?
294
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,973
I got bored
and read my mom's beach book.
295
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,893
- It actually went
pretty great.
296
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:29,147
Well, until my abuela said she
had a dream Gil is cursed.
297
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,024
- Ay!
No empieces con eso.
298
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,442
If everything my abuela said
was true,
299
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,569
El Cuco would have eaten me
ten times by now.
300
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,488
Bet you didn't count on me
keeping a nightlight
301
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,490
into my teens,
did you, you little bitch?
302
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,784
- Yeah, there's nothing
to worry about.
303
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,410
Curses aren't real.
304
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,037
[gasps]
305
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:47,207
- Okay, that was a coincidence.
306
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,125
Let's not freak out
over one bird.
307
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,919
- [gasps]
- All right.
308
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,879
Ay, Dios Mio.
309
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,175
- You!
310
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,260
This is your fault.
- Why do you always say that?
311
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,846
Last week, you blamed me
when you fell down the stairs.
312
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,972
- Someone should've told me
313
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,140
that I don't know
how to skateboard.
314
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,017
- I did.
- This is not about that.
315
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,186
Valley kidnapped our mascot.
316
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,854
I warned you if we didn't
strike first,
317
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,231
this would happen.
318
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,233
- So a stuffed animal is gone.
Buy a new one.
319
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,194
- [grunts] Trevor the Tiger
has been cubnapped!
320
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,445
Why don't you care?
321
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,698
Are you a mole for Valley
or something, huh?
322
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,782
- Mac.
- Huh?
323
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,117
- Mac!
Let go of her.
324
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,035
Both of you,
my office right now.
325
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,205
[suspenseful music]
326
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,125
- I'm fine, Principal Toddman.
Mac was just being crazy.
327
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,794
- Whoa!
Ableist language.
328
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,963
My mother identifies as crazy.
329
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,798
No, I called you both in here
330
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,758
because of
your behavior, Daisy.
331
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,218
- [scoffs]
My behavior?
332
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,220
- It's your lack
of school spirit.
333
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,555
- That's what I keep saying.
334
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,181
I pitched her pranks
that we could pull on Valley
335
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,558
and she's always like,
336
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,393
"Where will we get
that many lobsters, Mac?"
337
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,354
or "The UN defines that
as a war crime, Mac."
338
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:55,483
- The school Spirit competition
is very important to Bayside,
339
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,318
and we're not gonna win
that stick
340
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,529
if the person in charge
doesn't care about it.
341
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,240
- I know, but I also have
a million other things to do,
342
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,118
and study, and somehow keep up
with new fashion trends.
343
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,661
Is this anything?
344
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,079
- Look, I know you're new here
345
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,331
so you don't get
how deep this rivalry goes.
346
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,750
This goes back to the times
347
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,003
when cars were horses
and Netflix still mailed DVDs.
348
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,717
- Back in the 1800s,
Bayside was a mission
349
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,386
with a reputation
for having the coolest monks.
350
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,555
They would compete with Valley
and the other missions
351
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,932
to see who could do
the most good deeds.
352
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,602
And the winner of the
very first Spirit competition
353
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,438
was to receive
a special divining stick
354
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,607
which could point the way
to fresh water.
355
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,443
And guess what, Daisy.
Bayside won.
356
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,445
- And they found fresh water?
357
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,447
- No,
the water was contaminated
358
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,241
and they all died of diarrhea,
cursing Valley's name.
359
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,744
- I don't find this compelling.
360
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:51,539
- The point is, Daisy,
you may not care about this
361
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,625
but you are
the president of Bayside,
362
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,545
and the kids
who voted for you do.
363
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,924
- Okay.
Well, if it's that important,
364
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:04,344
I guess I can somehow find some
more time to devote to this.
365
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,805
- Ooh, I got a ton
of great ideas for retaliation.
366
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,391
The first one, we have to
invent a type of cement
367
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,975
that tastes delicious.
368
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,728
* *
369
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,979
- Well, I did it!
370
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,272
I wrote a whole play
in one night.
371
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,483
- Oh!
- [giggles]
372
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,027
- Why is there a disclaimer
for epileptics
373
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,487
and non-pregnant women?
374
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,489
- Okay, people,
we're losing daylight.
375
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,449
Let's get this thing
on its feet.
376
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,451
- If I learned anything
from Dua Lipa's dancing,
377
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,162
it's the power
of lowering expectations.
378
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,331
So remember,
this is just a first draft.
379
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,750
"The place: Stonewall.
380
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:40,046
"The year: 1969...million.
381
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,841
"DeVante: an alien.
382
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,801
Sexy but doesn't know it."
383
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,386
- I don't know I'm sexy
or I don't know I'm an alien?
384
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,638
both: Both!
- Okay, I need to figure out
385
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,265
how we're gonna stage
the kickline at the end,
386
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,184
so please arrange yourselves in
order from best to worst legs.
387
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,353
- Hey, can we talk?
388
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,522
- Of course.
- Okay.
389
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,525
Are you sure this whole
play thing is a good idea?
390
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,861
- Yes, you're just afraid.
Don't you want to solve
391
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,238
transphobia the way
"Hamilton" solved racism?
392
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,823
- Look, I get it.
393
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,451
During the protests of 2020,
random kids from Bayside
394
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,369
kept texting me
just to check in.
395
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,330
I got so many white-guilt
Venmos, I bought an air fryer.
396
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,458
Look, what I'm saying is,
having a spotlight on you
397
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,960
that you didn't ask for sucks.
398
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,212
- Yeah, I hear you.
399
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,507
And you're right,
it is about the spotlight,
400
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,676
and we need one
that's even bigger.
401
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,012
[upbeat music]
402
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,639
- And that morning, I woke
and there was a bunch of nurses
403
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,682
and everything,
404
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,225
and my hands
were completely black.
405
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,560
- A serpent visited you.
406
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,313
I heard the howl
of a two-headed dog,
407
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:41,524
and then you were stung
in the heart by a bee.
408
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,776
- And that's how I found out
409
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,570
that I'm allergic
to my own fingernails.
410
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,406
- Hey, guys.
Welcome to The Max After Dark,
411
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,284
a romantic date venue
for teen couples.
412
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,036
Can I get you started
with some bread?
413
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,204
- Yes.
414
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,039
[screams]
Oh, no.
415
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,540
I've been visited
by the serpent.
416
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,209
- Okay, you don't
like the trick.
417
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,960
You know, I didn't want to be
in food service.
418
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,381
It's the only way I can
get people to watch my magic.
419
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,258
- Are you okay?
You seem a little on edge.
420
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,885
- This is gonna sound crazy,
421
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,222
but my abuela had a dream
that you were cursed.
422
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,182
- Jeez.
Really?
423
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,434
I mean,
I don't think I'm cursed.
424
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,769
I have been struck
by lightning twice,
425
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,771
but that's because I like
playing golf in the rain.
426
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,691
- No, of course
you're not cursed.
427
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,317
But it did freak me out.
428
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,444
- Well, she's probably
just trying to scare you.
429
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,779
My mom told me
that she knows someone
430
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:28,905
that got a girl pregnant
431
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,240
just by sharing popcorn
at the movies.
432
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,616
I know it's not true,
433
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,910
but I still get
two individual popcorns
434
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,204
even though it doesn't
make sense economically.
435
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,831
- Exactly.
436
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,250
Like, it sounds
so stupid when I say it now,
437
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,668
but I swear last night,
438
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,461
I couldn't fall asleep
because I was scared I would
439
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,880
"hear the howl
of a two-headed dog."
440
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,508
- [howls]
[dog whines]
441
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,470
Hey, buddy.
442
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,305
- Mac, why is there a dog
in your shirt?
443
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,974
- 'Cause she was cold,
Michael Vick.
444
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,309
You weren't gonna do anything,
so I went back undercover
445
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,936
and stole Valley's mascot.
446
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,521
Meet Bullinda the Bulldog.
447
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,940
- You stole a living dog?
448
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,233
- Mm.
- Too far!
449
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,110
Haven't you ever heard
of "an eye for an eye"?
450
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,194
- Yeah,
it leaves the whole world
451
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,571
looking like cool pirates.
452
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,072
Anyways, this is the last favor
453
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,699
that I'm gonna do for you,
Daisy.
454
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,910
* *
455
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,954
- What am I supposed
to do with her?
456
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,665
- Figure it out, Spirit Czar.
457
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,000
[dog barks]
458
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,668
* *
459
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,463
- Oh, look!
The Prism Club is here.
460
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,007
Lexi, maybe they can
help you clarify your message.
461
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,677
- Um, what exactly about my
message needs to be clarified?
462
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,679
- Uh, DeVante showed us
the script,
463
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,724
and some of this stuff
could be offensive.
464
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:42,270
Like, why does the Pope get
trampled by a cow in Act Two?
465
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,647
- Um, the cow
represents Harvey Milk,
466
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,691
and the Pope
represents Olivia Pope,
467
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,526
played by Kerry Washington
who shares a last name
468
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,278
with notorious slaveholder,
George Washington?
469
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,446
Read a book!
470
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,947
- Right. I'm just worried that
471
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,367
if this is the audience's
first exposure to trans lives,
472
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,743
it could do
more harm than good.
473
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,536
- Oh.
- What's happening
474
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,997
at West Beverly is scary
and I wish that solving it
475
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,083
was as easy as putting on
a play at Bayside,
476
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,377
but it's not.
- You're right.
477
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,129
My play must be seen
by more than just Bayside.
478
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,507
- Not what I was saying.
- It should be broadcast on E!
479
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,092
Yeah.
I'll call them,
480
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,761
say I want them to film it as
a special episode of my show.
481
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,889
Then millions will see it
and be forever changed.
482
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,099
- Oh, I have to quit.
483
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,268
I cannot have America
seeing my nude butt.
484
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,729
- What?
DeVante, this is your fault.
485
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,106
No one would be quitting
if you hadn't
486
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,649
brought these haters in here.
487
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,150
I'm giving your parts
to Spencer.
488
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:33,154
- Uh, I'm not comfortable
playing Martin Luther King, Jr.
489
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,906
I'm out.
490
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,700
- Hey, Lexi.
491
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,077
Just let us help you.
- You wanna help?
492
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,621
You can do lights.
I will perform all the roles.
493
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,415
Like I told the other triplets
494
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,041
before absorbing them
in the womb,
495
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,876
"This is a one-woman show!"
496
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:53,008
* *
497
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,011
- So how was your date?
Is he the one?
498
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,513
Is your wedding registry
gonna be at Texas Instruments?
499
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,390
- It was pretty sexy.
500
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,476
I played footsie with him
for, like, an hour.
501
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,603
Until I realized his foot
was actually a burrito
502
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,272
someone dropped
under the table.
503
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,815
- Okay, one more question.
504
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,860
Is there a reason that
there's a dog under your desk?
505
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,071
- Mac stole Valley's mascot
and now it's my responsibility.
506
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,406
I just have to care for it
507
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,491
until the Grand Spirit
Hostage Exchange,
508
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,910
which I guess can only happen
under a full moon?
509
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,954
- Well, I'm glad
that your date went well
510
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,706
and you didn't let your abuela
get into your head.
511
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,417
- Right?
I'm a woman of science.
512
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,127
- Yeah.
- Obviously, a curse isn't--
513
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,504
[gasps]
Oh, my God, a "B"?
514
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,423
Abuela was right.
515
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,799
[ominous music]
516
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,968
I've been stung in the heart...
by a "B."
517
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,932
[plucky music]
518
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,061
- Hey, Mom, I have some news
that's gonna upset you.
519
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,396
- Ay, honey, if you lost
your retainer again,
520
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,898
I am not paying for a new one.
521
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,274
This is the universe
telling you
522
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,650
to accept dental imperfection.
523
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,985
- I got a "B."
524
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,571
Like Abuela said,
I was stung by a "B."
525
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,239
And I know you said
I can only date
526
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,367
if I keep up my grades, so...
527
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,619
I'm prepared to break up
with Gil.
528
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,412
- Abuela has lots of dreams,
mijita.
529
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,914
When I was a teenager,
530
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,957
she had a dream
that if I wore a crop-top,
531
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,709
Satan would steal
my belly button
532
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,795
and put it
on his "altar of skanks."
533
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,672
- [sighs]
534
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,215
But cursed or not,
535
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,760
I feel like
I have too much on my plate.
536
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,970
Maybe there's no room
for a boy.
537
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:24,766
- Daisy,
the real curse in life is
538
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:28,144
it's really hard to balance
everything you care about.
539
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,147
Sometimes you do have
to give things up.
540
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,108
You'll figure it out.
541
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,777
- I just had
the most vivid dream.
542
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,654
The earth is gonna
swallow us up
543
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,823
if we don't have
candy for dinner.
544
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,033
- Okay.
545
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,869
* *
546
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,621
- Top o' the mornin', Miss.
547
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,498
I shall allow you to enter,
548
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,751
but none of
those trans people can.
549
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,505
Oh, yeah?
Well, I am trans.
550
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,799
Blimey.
I didn't know a trans woman
551
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,802
could be a rich style icon.
552
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,804
DeVante,
can I get a source four
553
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,265
with a chartreuse gel?
- I don't know how to do that.
554
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,101
- And now I shall fly away
from prejudice,
555
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,561
and into the moon.
556
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,105
* *
557
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,898
Um, excuse me.
558
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,443
Did I say,
"gently hover above prejudice"?
559
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,319
- Hey, can we talk for a sec?
560
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,612
Look, I think it's super cool
561
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,780
that you're doing this play
on your own.
562
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,407
And I love the script.
563
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,742
It's, like, L-O-L funny.
564
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,578
- Not my intent.
- Not even the stand-up set?
565
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,954
- That's the most serious part.
566
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,539
- Look, Lexi,
it seems really hard
567
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:30,832
doing all this by yourself.
568
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,543
- Yeah, it is hard.
569
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,128
It's hard doing it by myself
570
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:38,048
and hearing about this terrible
stuff all day, every day.
571
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,424
- I get that.
572
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:43,303
One alert on your phone
can ruin your entire week.
573
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,096
- Is this play a dumb idea?
574
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,431
- No, babe.
575
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,891
It's just ahead of its time.
576
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,060
By, like, 3,000 years.
577
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,898
- Look, I just thought
maybe I could stop
578
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:59,110
these exhausting cycles from
happening over and over again.
579
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,698
The bad news and the check-ins
and the pity.
580
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,284
Sometimes I feel so alone.
581
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,078
- Well, maybe it'd be easier
if you had someone
582
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,413
to help, you know, lift you up.
583
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,998
- But I have you to lift me up.
584
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,376
- But maybe this is a job
I'm not the best fit for.
585
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,919
- He's right.
586
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,046
Sometimes you just wanna talk
to someone who gets it.
587
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,589
Like when there's
a new "Verzuz" battle.
588
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:21,549
- You see Stevie Wonder
versus Lil' Kim?
589
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:22,884
- Oh, yeah, man.
590
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,012
Weird pairing,
but I was here for it though.
591
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,932
Hey, what about the Prism Club?
592
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,142
- Yeah, but that club is
just gonna be another bummer
593
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,936
where everyone
unloads their trauma.
594
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,563
- Well, if you ever want to go,
I could go with you.
595
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,400
- Yeah, me too.
596
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,110
- Thanks, guys.
597
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,986
- Can I let go of this now?
My hands are getting rope burn.
598
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,406
- No, I need to call E!
to cancel the show.
599
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,075
Lift me higher
so I can get better reception.
600
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:48,952
* *
601
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,371
Hey, Jeff.
Can you hear me?
602
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,498
Yeah, we're not doing
the special anymore.
603
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,125
Well, I don't care.
Just put on
604
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,585
another "Botched" marathon
like you always do.
605
00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,255
* *
606
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,757
- Hey, Gil.
607
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,092
We need to talk.
608
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,261
- Oh, that doesn't sound good.
609
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:09,097
[dog whines]
Hey.
610
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,182
Ah, you can't break up with me.
611
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,685
Look how great I am
with your dog.
612
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,690
- So yesterday, I got
my first "B" on a test,
613
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:21,067
and I know one "B"
is not a big deal but--
614
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,778
- What?
That's gonna torpedo your GPA.
615
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,655
I mean, you used to have
a perfect 4.0.
616
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,824
One "B", that's a--
617
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,035
both: 3.98888!
618
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:33,872
- Yeah.
- I totally understand.
619
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,541
I mean, if you need more time
to spend on school,
620
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,085
then I'm okay with that,
621
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,005
even if it means
that we can't be together.
622
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,675
- No.
You know what?
623
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,427
I may have a lot of stuff
on my plate,
624
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,638
but I'll find something else
to give up.
625
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,015
- You mean it?
626
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:55,810
- I'd actually like to be
your official girlfriend.
627
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,645
I think they call it
"going steady"
628
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,189
at this school for some reason.
629
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,774
- I'd love that.
630
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:03,735
[sentimental music]
631
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:07,072
* *
632
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,741
But what are you gonna do?
633
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:11,910
I mean, you can't let
your grades suffer.
634
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,787
You can't drop Student Council.
635
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,915
What else is there to give up?
636
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,541
- Quiet, Bullinda.
637
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,503
[suspenseful music]
638
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,172
* *
639
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,674
Hey, Mac.
640
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:27,509
I've been thinking.
641
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,344
You should be the Spirit Czar.
642
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,637
- Oh, my God.
643
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,681
You finally see
the talent in me.
644
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,516
I proved myself to you.
645
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,184
- No, you didn't.
646
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,311
I know you're gonna do
a bad job with this,
647
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,021
but it really doesn't
matter to me.
648
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:42,857
So take this dog.
Take all the work off my plate.
649
00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:44,359
And guess what?
650
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:47,195
If you mess up,
the consequences are yours too.
651
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,197
- I won't let you down, Daisy.
652
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,574
- Again, you're definitely
going to.
653
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:54,536
[upbeat music]
654
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:58,456
* *
655
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,501
- Well, you guys win.
I'm not doing my play.
656
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,379
And I guess in a way,
it'll be nice for us to wallow
657
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,047
in our sorrows together,
658
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:08,216
so let us begin by singing
659
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,803
that old queer spiritual,
"Same Love" by Macklemore.
660
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:14,055
- Uh, Lexi, what exactly
do you think we do here?
661
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,599
- Oh, I assumed
it's sort of like AA.
662
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:18,226
You say your name,
663
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,978
how long you've been
a member of the community,
664
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,896
and then tell
your most horrific sob story
665
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:23,273
while drinking gray coffee.
666
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,316
- Yeah, okay.
We've done a really bad job
667
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,735
explaining what this club
is about.
668
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,445
Why do I let Spencer
handle our PR?
669
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,696
- [scoffs]
670
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:32,490
- Wait,
You guys drag Spencer too?
671
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,159
Maybe I do belong here.
672
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,536
- Chloe, should we get started?
673
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,872
- Yeah.
It has been a really hard week,
674
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:41,416
but we're not gonna let that
interrupt our lip sync battle.
675
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,626
- All right!
Let's get into this.
676
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:46,254
- But how can we waste time
on a lip sync battle
677
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,589
when there are so many more
important things
678
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,132
we could be doing?
679
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,426
- Uh, if we stopped the party
every time
680
00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:54,346
something bad happened,
we would never have fun.
681
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:56,014
And in its own way,
682
00:25:56,056 --> 00:26:00,101
queer and trans joy
is a form of resistance.
683
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,187
- It's kind of nice to be
a part of a community
684
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,105
where we have
each other's backs.
685
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,149
Spencer, give me the stage
or I'll convince your parents
686
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,401
to give you up
for adoption again.
687
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,320
[Kim Petra's "I Don't Want It
at All" playing]
688
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:11,529
- * Oh *
689
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:14,491
* I want all my clothes
designer *
690
00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:15,700
* Ooh *
691
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,745
* I want someone else
to buy 'em *
692
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,121
* Yeah *
693
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:22,665
* If I cannot get it
right now *
694
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,125
* Now *
695
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,085
* I don't want it,
I don't want it *
696
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,461
* I don't want it at all *
697
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:27,671
* I don't want it,
I don't want it *
698
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:28,797
* I don't want it at all *
699
00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:35,970
* *
700
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:40,558
* Give me
all of your attention *
701
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,396
* Ooh, give me summer
in the Hamptons *
702
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,022
* Yeah *
703
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:49,317
* If I cannot get it
right now *
704
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,152
* No, I don't want it,
I don't want it *
705
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:52,570
* I don't want it at all *
706
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:53,697
* I don't want it,
I don't want it *
707
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:54,906
* I don't want it at all *
708
00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:57,617
* *
709
00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,160
* Whoo, ah! *
710
00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:01,788
* Give me summer
in the Hamptons *
711
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:03,581
* *
712
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:06,042
* Give me summer
in the Hamptons *
713
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,293
* *
714
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:08,545
* I don't want it at all *
715
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,588
* Give me summer
in the Hamptons *
716
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,673
* *
717
00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:13,591
* In the Hamptons *
718
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,635
* In the Hamptons! *
719
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,346
* I don't want it *
720
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:20,807
* I want
all my clothes designer *
721
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:22,809
* Uh-huh, ooh *
722
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,854
* I want someone else
to buy 'em *
723
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,522
* Yeah *
724
00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:30,025
* If I cannot get it
right now *
725
00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,401
* Right now, right now *
726
00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:32,819
* I don't want it,
I don't want it *
727
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,195
* I don't want it at all *
728
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:35,196
* I don't want it,
I don't want it *
729
00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:37,657
* I don't want it at all *
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