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- All right, guys.
Come on, bring it in.
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Listen up: we got
a long season ahead of us.
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But if we work real hard
and bust our butts,
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I guarantee
we're gonna crush Valley.
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What?
What is it?
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I know my fly isn't down.
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That's why I only wear
track pants.
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- Coach, Valley doesn't have
a team anymore.
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Some kid got hurt
so they cancelled the season.
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- Wait, you can get hurt
playing football?
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- Yeah, if you're a wimp.
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The NFL won't even
let you dive helmet-first
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into a defenseless player
anymore.
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- Well, when
you say it like that,
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I mean, that sounds reasonable.
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- Guys, football
is totally safe.
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Watch, I'll prove it.
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Jamie, I'm gonna
go across the middle.
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Aisha, I want you to hit me
while I'm in midair.
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And lead with your helmet.
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All right,
if you would, please.
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- Here you go, Coach.
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- This is the greatest day
of my life.
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[exciting music]
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* *
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- All right.
- Ready.
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Set, hut.
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* *
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[all oohing]
- [grunts]
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- Oh!
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- [groans]
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Still got it.
Oh...
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[school bell rings]
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- * When I wake up
in the morning *
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* Alarm gives out a warning *
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* I don't think
I'll ever make it on time *
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* By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner
just in time *
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* It's all right *
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* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
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* It's all right,
it's all right *
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* Saved by the bell *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
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[bell rings]
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- Hey, stop nervously tapping
your pen on your desk.
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Mason's freestyle
rapping to the beat.
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- People say I'm insane
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but it's a side effect
of my Accutane.
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- Relax, you're gonna win.
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- But what if I don't?
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Last year,
being Class President
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wasn't just something I did,
it was who I was.
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I can't think of a new defining
personality trait.
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I'm bad at sports
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and I'm not horny enough
to be a horse girl.
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- Daisy, listen,
if you win, great.
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And if you don't,
that's okay too.
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There's a lot more to you
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than one big thing
you did last year.
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[intercom beeps]
- Good morning, Bayside.
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A couple of
quick announcements.
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Student Council results
are in.
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And your new Junior Class
President is
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Daisy Jiménez.
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- I told you.
- Vice President Gil Vatooley.
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Treasurer Nadia Coleman.
Secretary is School Sucks--
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Very funny, guys.
Who wrote this in?
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- It is not joke!
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School Sucks is
very common name in Belarus.
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- And one final announcement.
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Due in part to Coach Slater's
horrific accident,
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the football season is
canceled for safety reasons.
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It will be replaced
with nothing.
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- There's a lot more to you
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than the one big thing
you did last year?
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- That was a lie
to make you feel better.
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- Got it.
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- Ron,
you cannot cancel football.
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- Why?
You hate football.
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- No, I don't.
I love it.
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I love how it glorifies
violence and objectifies women.
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I think it's cool.
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- Jessie, could you get to
whatever this is really about?
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I'm trying to eat my morning
gruel before it gets warm.
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- Okay, fine.
[sighs]
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I'm gonna tell Jamie
about the divorce this week,
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so nothing else bad can happen.
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I've been doing a "Weekend at
Bernie's" with his hermit crab.
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- Oh, Jessie, I'm so sorry.
It must be tough.
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- René and I talked about it,
and we both decided
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it would be best
if I was the one to tell Jamie.
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- Judy and I didn't have kids,
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so I never had
to have this conversation.
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It was hard enough
telling our dog,
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who did ultimately end up
testifying against me in court.
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Divorce, it's the worst.
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- Not if you have a plan,
it isn't.
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Which is why I've been working
every day
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with my therapist Dr. Joanne
to come up with this.
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In this file is a script
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for the perfect
divorce conversation.
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- Okay, well, how do you know
what Jamie's gonna say?
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- Well, he's my son.
I know everything about him,
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which is why I know
the best way to do this.
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I'm gonna take him to a place
he loves, stick to the script,
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and then as a final touch,
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give him a cup of his favorite
pudding from when he was a kid.
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- I don't know, Jessie.
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When Judy said
she was leaving me,
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I didn't do what she expected.
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I threw my clothes
out the window.
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- Look, Ron,
I am a professional,
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and I am pretty good
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at figuring out
what people will say.
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both: Oh, come on, Jessie.
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No one can know exactly--
stop it.
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Stop it.
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Zebra.
47.
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Rancho Cucamonga.
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- How?
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- Guys, I hate that football
got canceled
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for safety reasons.
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Like, I'm so mad I could punch
a locker right now...
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if my doctor didn't say
any sudden movement
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could cause what's left
of my spine to fly apart.
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- We were just getting good.
We were winning games.
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- I'm sorry, but a bunch
of parents called Toddman.
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They had all these statistics
about how much trauma football
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does to the body.
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He tried to show me,
but I injured
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the part of my brain
that processes numbers.
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- How many parents called?
- Oh, man, like florbidy?
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Maybe more.
Maybe like florbidy-goo?
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- You know what?
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If our parents caused this
then they can fix this.
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We just need to stand up to
them and demand that we play.
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- [hums softly]
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- So what?
Your parents are scared
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of football
and you're scared of them?
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What are they gonna do,
take away your allowance?
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- Oh, no,
if I lose that much income,
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I'll drop a tax bracket
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and I'll have
to reclassify my S-Corp.
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- You should really be
reporting that as a gift, bro.
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- Dude, it is a job.
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I work at being a good boy.
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- Guys, look.
We all agree that this sucks,
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but maybe it's an opportunity
to try something new.
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Bayside is full of activities
that aren't canceled,
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including the sport
I loved the most
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back in high school, wrestling.
- [groans]
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- Oh, no, Aisha.
I think you should try it.
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It's the closest you're gonna
get to playing football.
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- Would I still get
to dominate my opponents
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and crush their spirits
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in front
of their friends and family?
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- In some ways, even more so
because they don't
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get to hide their shame
inside a helmet.
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- All right.
I'm in.
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- All right.
I'll see you at try outs.
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Oh, hold on--I'm gonna give you
an inspirational thumbs up.
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[groaning]
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Oh, God!
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- So did you hear
about football?
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- Yes, and I know you're sad,
but before you get too down,
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the Palisades has a club team
you can join.
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The only thing is,
Judd Apatow is the coach,
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and he puts Leslie Mann
in for every play.
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- Thank you.
I appreciate
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all the effort
you're making for me.
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- Aw, honey, it's nothing.
- But, you know,
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I'm actually kind of glad
football is canceled.
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- Yes, of course
we can get a puppy.
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Wait, what did you just say?
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- Well, honestly, Mom,
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you know, just between us?
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I'm actually not great
at football.
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Just really, really good.
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- I had no idea
you wanted to quit.
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That's not terrifying.
[laughs]
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[quirky music]
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How long have you
felt that way?
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- Oh, I don't know.
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Ten months.
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I mean, that was the first time
I mentioned it to Craig.
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Anyway, I gotta go to class,
but I love you.
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- Love you.
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* *
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- 911, what's your emergency?
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- Who the hell is Craig?
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- Welcome to the first Student
Council meeting of the year.
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As you know, Bayside is hosting
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the Southern California
School Spirit competition.
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[cheers and applause]
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And I know a lot of you
are very excited
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at the possibility
of beating Valley.
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[all jeering]
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- Like my father before me,
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I will give my life
to beat Valley.
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- That won't be necessary.
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- No, I insist.
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- Okay.
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Anyway, one cool thing
about the competition--
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we need 15,000 hours of
community service to qualify.
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So let's give it up
for community service.
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- [coughs]
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- Really?
Nothing?
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[rapid clapping]
Yes.
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- Oh, nah, I wasn't clapping.
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I was trying
to kill this mosquito.
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Got it.
[cheers and applause]
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- Anyway, who has any ideas
on how to fill this baby up?
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- Oh!
What if we each got someone
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to give us a dollar
and then they each got
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someone to give them a dollar?
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- That's not community service,
that's a Ponzi scheme.
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- What if DeVante and I picked
up litter near a waterfall,
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just the two of us?
- Okay.
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Any ideas that aren't
obvious attempts at making out?
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- Yes, what if Nadia and I
decide to pick up litter
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with no plans of making out
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but then whatever happens
happens?
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- Okay, people, focus!
This is junior year.
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And I have a big agenda.
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So we need
to stop getting distracted
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and start thinking
about ideas to--
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[funky music]
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* *
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Handsome.
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- Handsome?
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- Hand some.
Ideas to hand some money
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to people
who are down on their--sexy.
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- That's exactly
what I pitched.
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[record scratching]
- Time out.
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It's not just me, right?
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I mean, that boy is--
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- Hey, I'm Gil, Vice President.
Sorry I'm late.
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Has anyone suggested donating
fresh produce to communities
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situated in food deserts?
I drew up a plan,
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but it might be
too long and boring.
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- Uh-oh.
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You're not too late.
Gil, was it?
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I was just about
to get into this year's agenda.
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- You didn't write agenda.
You wrote a-wooga.
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- [chuckles]
Autocorrect.
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- You wrote it.
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- Just don't tell anyone
I'm [indistinct].
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- Wow.
- Guys, I have a crush on Gil.
250
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,761
- Wait.
Mac, Lexi, Jamie,
251
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,179
Daisy, Aisha, DeVante.
252
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,264
There's no Gil.
Who the hell is Gil?
253
00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,684
- That cute new kid who won
Student Council Vice President.
254
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,185
- Oh, right.
255
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,561
He did that really
interesting speech
256
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,605
about my Twitter mentions.
Oh, wait.
257
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,607
That's just what I was reading
while he was talking.
258
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,942
- I like him.
What do I do?
259
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,944
- Just flirt with him
on social media
260
00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,113
like a normal person.
Dur, bitch.
261
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,322
- Daisy doesn't have
social media.
262
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,740
The only thing
that her old-ass phone
263
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,075
has is a 1-800 number
264
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,452
that describes Instagram
to the elderly.
265
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,371
- Mm-hmm.
[phone buzzes]
266
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,582
- Picture one: your friend
Sara has a new vest.
267
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,751
She is not quite
pulling it off.
268
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,169
- [sighs]
269
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,754
I don't even know
if he likes me back.
270
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,172
[door opens]
271
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,468
Oh, God, he's here.
Do I have food in my teeth?
272
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,263
Should I have food in my teeth?
Would that be cute?
273
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,140
Like, I could smile
and he'd be like,
274
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,142
"Whoa, somebody likes carrots."
275
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,727
- Daisy, hey.
Just relax.
276
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,021
Invite him over
and see what happens.
277
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,106
- [sighs]
278
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,774
Hi, Gil!
279
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,279
- Girl, put your hand down.
280
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,572
- That is not
what I told you to do.
281
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,657
- What was that?
- Okay.
282
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,075
- Embarrassing.
- Okay, idea.
283
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,827
You make him
a mixtape of songs...
284
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,454
- That's not bad.
- Full of subliminal messages
285
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,330
that will make him
fall in love with you.
286
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,540
- There it is.
287
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,626
- Whatever, it works.
Listen.
288
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,212
- * Where are you going *
289
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,465
- Mac, even if
subliminal messaging worked,
290
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,259
everything you just said
raises major consent issues.
291
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,595
You're lucky I don't wanna give
you a whole speech about it.
292
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,014
- Yeah, I wonder why?
293
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,350
Daisy, listen
to what I'm saying.
294
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,019
Don't give me
a whole speech about it.
295
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,520
- Shoot, I have
wrestling try-outs.
296
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:28,772
But, Daisy, whatever Mac
297
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:32,108
is telling you to do,
do the opposite.
298
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,736
- No, do the opposite
of whatever Aisha
299
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,196
is telling you to do.
300
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,906
Good luck
at wrestling try-outs.
301
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,033
- Guys, I can't waste all year
302
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,118
crushing on some boy
who doesn't like me,
303
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,663
making goo-goo eyes at him
like some sort of DeVante.
304
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,834
- I mean, can't a man have zero
problems for one goddamn day?
305
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,044
Look, I'm sure tomorrow
306
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,962
I'll be chased by
a racist bird or whatever.
307
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:56,883
But for now, please,
can I just enjoy my joy,
308
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,260
you stupid dicks?
[phone chimes]
309
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,845
Oh, hey, baby.
310
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,181
- Daisy, I get it.
Having a crush on someone
311
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,392
who doesn't like you is
embarrassing and distracting.
312
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,228
I mean, before Jamie liked me,
I was in your shoes.
313
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,230
Not literally,
I'd jump off a roof.
314
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,565
Let me help you stop
having a crush on Gil.
315
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,401
- Wait, Lexi, you can do that?
316
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,236
- Let's just say there's
a reason everybody turned
317
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,905
on Jennifer Lawrence
for no reason.
318
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,991
And it's me, I'm the reason.
319
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,746
[laidback music]
320
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:33,962
* *
321
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,590
- Yo, your new captain's here.
322
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:38,967
- Ah, you know what?
323
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,343
That was
a cool enough entrance.
324
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,178
I'ma go ahead
and let you skip the line.
325
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,097
Go get 'em, champ.
[laughs]
326
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,433
- Thanks, Coach.
- All right, you got it.
327
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,060
[students cheer and clap]
328
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,523
- [laughs]
This is a joke, right?
329
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,567
- They call me The Fish.
330
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,944
Welcome to hell.
331
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,947
- Two-minute periods.
First to three takedowns.
332
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,782
[whistle blows]
333
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,452
[exciting rock music]
334
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,494
- [grunts]
335
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,288
all: Ooh.
336
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,374
- Why are you so slippery?
- My natural oils.
337
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,792
[whistle blows]
338
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,753
* *
339
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,795
- What the hell?
340
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,631
all: The Fish! The Fish!
The Fish!
341
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,800
- Stop pumping your fist, punk.
342
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:23,136
- I'll stop as soon as
they start chanting your name.
343
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,471
all: The Fish! The Fish!
344
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,806
- They're about to.
Watch this.
345
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,099
Tweet!
346
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,227
[all groaning]
347
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,071
- Hey, that was
some good stuff out there.
348
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,490
Okay, it's unfortunate
that The Fish
349
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,283
is the only person
in your weight class.
350
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,493
But don't worry about it,
you'll get there.
351
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,079
- Actually, I won't.
'Cause I quit.
352
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,415
- Oh, come on, Aisha, qui--ugh.
353
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,334
[dramatic music]
354
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,961
- Mac, I need one of
your creepy brainwashing tapes.
355
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,213
- Hey, don't call them that.
356
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,673
I'm actually in
a trademark dispute
357
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,550
with Dr. Hypnotico's
Creepy Brainwashing Tapes.
358
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,344
- You got anything that
will make the football players
359
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,096
brave enough
to stand up to their parents?
360
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:09,557
- You know, I just might.
Take a look.
361
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,184
[locker whirs]
362
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,354
- "Believe whatever I say."
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,189
- "Bequeath me
all of your money."
364
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,358
"Bradley Cooper,
Go Camping With Me"?
365
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,070
- Don't read all of those.
It's this one: bravery.
366
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,867
[upbeat music plays]
- * Where are you going *
367
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,536
* *
368
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,204
- So they think
they'll be hearing that,
369
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,249
but really
they're hearing this.
370
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,002
Stand up and confront
the things that scare you.
371
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,753
Your fears aren't real.
372
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,797
Unless you're Bradley Cooper.
373
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:44,592
In that case they are real
and you need Mac's protection.
374
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,762
- Daisy, step into my office.
375
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,306
- I thought that was
just something people said.
376
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,475
How'd you get an office
at school?
377
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,894
- The same way Max Landis
got his career.
378
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,271
I asked my dad.
379
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,773
Anyway, I talked to people
who talked to people
380
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,233
who hang out with Gil.
381
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,193
And when you hear
the sick twisted things
382
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,112
I learned about him,
383
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,780
you are going to stop
liking him immediately.
384
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,074
- I'm ready.
Bring it on.
385
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,827
- Okay, brace yourself.
386
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,996
Gil's dog...
- Mm-hmm?
387
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,622
- Is a rescue.
388
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,584
- Lexi, adopting a dog with
nowhere to go is a good thing.
389
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,169
- Nowhere to go?
[scoffs]
390
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,171
I know a coat factory
in Burlington.
391
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,797
Just kidding.
Unless, do you need a coat?
392
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,342
- What else did you find out?
- Mm, get this.
393
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,177
He is apparently a huge dork.
394
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,387
His favorite book
is a fantasy series called
395
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,639
"The Dungeon Songs
of Wheelengraffe."
396
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,224
- Mm-hmm.
397
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,935
Did they mention which one
was his favorite book?
398
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,520
- Mm, book 14.
399
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,481
- The one where they defeat
the Nargon Queen to retrieve
400
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,108
the sacred strand of hair?
Oh, that's the best one!
401
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,614
"Takes school seriously.
Learning Latin for fun.
402
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,741
Is always on a boring
high horse about something"?
403
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,951
- Ugh.
404
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,120
- Lexi, this is everything
I'm into.
405
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,206
You only made me
fall more in love with him.
406
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,999
[sighs]
This is hopeless.
407
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,793
- Look, I obviously haven't
dug deep enough.
408
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,630
But I promise, I'm gonna find
something about Gil that sucks.
409
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,006
Ooh, maybe he's nice
410
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,966
to his mom all the time,
like a little freak.
411
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,969
[quirky music]
412
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:14,015
* *
413
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,060
- Okay,
I feel a little foolish.
414
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,770
- You feel foolish?
Until this moment,
415
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,399
I thought the saying was
"hope springs a turtle."
416
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,443
- No, I mean, I don't know
everything about Jamie.
417
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,321
You were right, I can't predict
everything he's gonna do.
418
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,407
- Oh, I'm so glad
to hear you say that.
419
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,076
Because I was thinking
your plan was a little kooky.
420
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:37,163
But I'm terrified of conflict,
so I just waited until you left
421
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,332
and I screamed it
into this pillow.
422
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,710
- It was a little kooky,
wasn't it?
423
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,837
I mean, there's no way
for one little script
424
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,089
to cover
every possible scenario.
425
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,465
- [chuckles]
426
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,010
- Which is why I stayed up
427
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,595
all night
writing a thousand scripts.
428
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,308
- "In Case Jamie Tries
to Run Away,"
429
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,894
"In Case Jamie Thinks
It's His Fault,"
430
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,480
"In Case Jamie Thinks
It's Toddman's Fault?"
431
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,608
- Like I said,
every possible scenario.
432
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,152
- Oh, Jessie.
433
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,821
Look, I know you.
434
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,614
When you have a problem,
you're gonna do
435
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,242
whatever it takes
to make it go your way.
436
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:17,537
You have chained yourself to so
many bulldozers over the years,
437
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,665
the hardware store sells things
they call "Spano Guards."
438
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,751
- They don't work.
439
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:27,005
- But there are certain things
that you can't control.
440
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,466
Things you just have
to go through,
441
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:34,054
hoping for the best but knowing
they still could be the worst.
442
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,222
- [sighs]
443
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,724
I know you're right.
444
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,852
- In the moment, you'll know
the right thing to say.
445
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,438
- But what if I don't?
446
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,398
When my parents told me
they were getting a divorce,
447
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,026
it went about
as bad as it could go.
448
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,277
My mom was a wreck.
449
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,613
She had mascara
all over her face.
450
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:56,242
She looked like Johnny Depp
in, well, most of his movies.
451
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,912
And to top it off,
she forgot to make dinner.
452
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:03,249
So we had to eat popcorn
chicken from the gas station.
453
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,335
It was just a mess.
454
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,337
- That sounds really rough.
455
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:13,259
But maybe your mom
was just doing her best.
456
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:17,639
That's kind of
all anybody can do.
457
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:22,394
- Thanks, Ron.
You're a great listener.
458
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,147
- Well, it snakes one
to know one.
459
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,111
- The reason that I called you
all in here
460
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,406
is 'cause I don't think that
we should give up on football.
461
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,616
Look, I get that you're scared.
462
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,284
But you gotta stand up
for yourselves.
463
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,536
- Guys, she's right.
464
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,246
If you wanna fight
for football,
465
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,956
you gotta talk to your parents.
466
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,457
I'd do it, but for some reason,
467
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,668
none of your dads
let me talk to your moms.
468
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,378
- Our parents
are just too scary.
469
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,214
Last night, my dad said,
"I'm putting my foot down."
470
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,633
I haven't heard him say that
since he starred in an NBC show
471
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,719
about a soccer player
who fights crime with his feet.
472
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,470
- Oh, my God.
473
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:58,972
- I didn't wanna have
to do this
474
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:02,058
but I'm gonna play us a song.
475
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,436
- * Where are you going? *
476
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,312
[upbeat music playing]
477
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,983
* Where have you been? *
478
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,651
* You don't have
to tell me *
479
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:15,488
- That's so weird.
Suddenly I feel brave.
480
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,283
- I know what you mean.
- I feel amazing.
481
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,368
Like I can finally stand up
and confront
482
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,454
the thing that scares me.
- Yeah.
483
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,789
- And, Aisha,
damn it, it's you.
484
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,332
- Wait, what?
485
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,585
- I asked my parents
to cancel football.
486
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,544
- Me too.
487
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,963
We all did.
It is dangerous.
488
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,506
We were just scared to tell you
because we knew
489
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,592
you'd make a bunch of
withering facial expressions.
490
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,634
- Come on.
491
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,678
- Like that.
She's doing it, boys.
492
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,805
- Well, I'm not scared
of you anymore.
493
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,140
We've all moved on.
494
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,059
I play the flute now.
495
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,685
Chet started a garden.
496
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,812
Mostly herbs but he wants
to see where it goes.
497
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,690
- Coach, tell them to stop
being babies about this.
498
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,484
- Uh, Aisha,
499
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,737
I was kind of afraid to say it,
but I'm scared too.
500
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,823
I mean, if one of you guys
got hurt as bad as I did,
501
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,618
I wouldn't be able
to live with myself.
502
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,412
Come on, did you really
hate wrestling that much?
503
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,415
[somber music]
504
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,084
* *
505
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,543
- While we're all
being brave,
506
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:14,172
Ethan, I've been having sex
with your girlfriend.
507
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,548
- Bro.
508
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,468
I've been having sex
with yours.
509
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,012
- Bring it in, brother.
- [laughs]
510
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,349
Hey, you wanna go on
a double date some time?
511
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,562
[intercom beeps]
- Daisy Jiménez.
512
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,398
Please report
to Lexi's office.
513
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:35,276
Wait a minute, why the hell
does Lexi have an office here?
514
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,906
- Okay, Daisy.
Good news.
515
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,908
By posing as a dork
named Emily,
516
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,619
I was able to steal Gil's phone
to get dirt on him.
517
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,746
And you won't believe
who he's been texting.
518
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,416
- Probably someone that
makes him even more dreamy.
519
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,918
Who is it?
Malala?
520
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,753
Maluma?
Megarkle?
521
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,588
That's my nickname
for Meghan Markle.
522
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,800
- No, Daisy, he texted you
on the second day of school.
523
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,803
But you never got it
because of your ancient phone.
524
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,888
See.
525
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,433
- "Hey, Daisy,
it's Gil, your potential VP."
526
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,143
Fingers crossed emoji.
527
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,519
"I really liked your speech.
528
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,187
"Would you ever wanna grab
a burger at The Max
529
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,064
and talk about
Student Council?"
530
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,482
- Yeah, you never responded.
531
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,735
And then two days later,
he sent this.
532
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,236
"Gil again.
Sorry.
533
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,612
"Maybe that was weird to ask.
534
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,948
"I won't brother you again.
I meant brother.
535
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,949
"Brother.
Bother.
536
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,367
Duck."
537
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,494
- So he likes me,
but was acting weird
538
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,621
because he thought
I didn't like him?
539
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,832
- Which is exactly
what you're doing.
540
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,625
It's like you dorks
were made for each other.
541
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,794
[phone chimes, vibrates]
542
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,379
Oh, of course.
As you can imagine,
543
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,256
50 nerds immediately
fell in love with Emily,
544
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,343
and now they want Lexi
to help set them up with her.
545
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,636
Are you okay?
I thought you'd be happy.
546
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,597
- Yeah.
Why wouldn't I be?
547
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,307
[phone rings]
- Ooh.
548
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,767
Hey, it's Lexi.
549
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,102
Oh, yeah, hang on.
Emily is right here.
550
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,604
[coughing]
551
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,899
[nasally voice] Hey, it's Emily.
"Star Trek" and so on.
552
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,317
[chuckles]
553
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:01,029
Yeah.
I love Pokémon.
554
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,323
- I don't know
if you remember this park.
555
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,491
- Are you kidding?
556
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,992
I used to love
this place as a kid.
557
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,327
Those are the swings
where I broke my arm.
558
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,661
- Oh, yeah.
559
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:09,871
- Oh, and the slide
where I broke my leg.
560
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,623
The jungle gym where
I broke my other arm.
561
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,125
Man, that was a wild day.
562
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,835
- You wanna sit?
- Yeah.
563
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,758
[sighs]
564
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,389
- Jamie,
565
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,140
I need to tell you something.
566
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,558
Your father and I--
567
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,102
- You guys are getting
a divorce, aren't you?
568
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:35,522
- Wait, you knew?
569
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,816
How did you know?
570
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:41,111
- Kinda just figured it out.
571
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,529
- Of course you knew.
572
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,947
[gentle music]
573
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,740
It's such a special thing
about you,
574
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,617
how perceptive you are.
575
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,494
I know this is really hard.
576
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,745
- Yeah.
577
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,372
- It was hard for me too
when I was a kid.
578
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:55,041
And I just wanted so much
579
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,876
for you to not have
to go through that.
580
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:59,546
But it's happening anyway.
It just sucks.
581
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:03,675
* *
582
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:07,429
- So what happens now?
583
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,306
Like, what's the plan?
584
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:13,226
- [crying]
I don't have a plan.
585
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,478
I only planned to stay married
to your father.
586
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,896
[sobbing]
Ugh!
587
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,482
I promised myself I wouldn't
cry like my dumb mom
588
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:21,526
and I am.
589
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,278
[soft quirky music]
590
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,571
Oh, what the hell?
591
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,406
I didn't even
wear mascara today.
592
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,366
Oh, my God, I'm a mess.
593
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,785
Do you want some old pudding?
594
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:36,458
- Hey, I think this expired,
like, 12 years ago.
595
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:39,461
- Oh, no.
You're right.
596
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,880
- It's okay.
597
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,965
You're just doing your best.
598
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:52,766
- You are so much kinder
than I was at your age.
599
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:56,311
Should we get some popcorn
chicken at the gas station?
600
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:57,896
- That sounds perfect.
601
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,399
- Oh, and let's call Nana
on the way.
602
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,651
I think I owe her an apology.
603
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,488
- Okay.
- Come on. [laughs]
604
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,992
- What?
605
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,036
Did Lexi find out
something horrible about Gil?
606
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,621
Is he one of those people
that stands up
607
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,706
as soon as the plane lands even
though he's in the back row?
608
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,958
- No.
Worse.
609
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,169
He's perfect
and he likes me back.
610
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:24,214
- Bitch, what?
611
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,675
- My mom got me this phone
so I wouldn't spend all day
612
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,927
texting with guys and shaking
my culito on TikTok.
613
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,053
- I know.
614
00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:32,347
- But as much
as I complain about it,
615
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:34,641
it was a nice excuse
just to focus on school
616
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,643
and not have
to flirt with boys.
617
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,687
- You've flirted
with boys before.
618
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,522
I remember you having
a pretty sexy vibe
619
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,148
with Ryan
back in middle school.
620
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,192
- Aisha, he's my cousin.
621
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,985
- Then why do you have pictures
of him in your bedroom?
622
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:48,655
- They're of my whole family.
- Oh.
623
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,907
- It doesn't matter if Gil
likes me or not.
624
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:54,494
I can already feel
how bad I'm gonna be at this.
625
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,746
I wish I was more like you.
626
00:24:56,788 --> 00:25:00,625
You're never scared
of anything.
627
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:04,045
- Okay.
Full disclosure.
628
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:09,342
I am currently terrified
of a tiny man named The Fish.
629
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:11,011
I quit wrestling.
630
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,220
- I mean, if you hated it--
631
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:14,889
- I don't even know
if I hated it.
632
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:18,143
I just hated being bad
at something.
633
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,645
I'm scared of feeling
like a loser.
634
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,858
- [sighs] Should we just
give up this time?
635
00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:26,401
I mean, it's always right there
as an option
636
00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:29,029
and we almost never do it.
637
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,989
[gentle acoustic music
playing]
638
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:34,325
Or what if you do
your scary thing
639
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:38,038
and I do my scary thing
and we just see how it goes?
640
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,457
- What?
Just like that?
641
00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:43,084
What's got you feeling
so brave?
642
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:44,627
- I don't know.
643
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,713
Probably being
next to my best friend
644
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,006
who's always telling me
645
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:50,633
I'm more than the things
I've done before.
646
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,844
* *
647
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:56,348
- I love you.
- I love you.
648
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:57,640
Come on.
649
00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:04,022
* *
650
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,857
[tape deck clicks,
music stops]
651
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,651
- Ol' Mac did it again.
652
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,946
[door opens]
653
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:15,075
[girls chattering indistinctly]
654
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:22,624
[energetic music playing]
655
00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:25,168
- [high-pitched vocalizing]
656
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:32,133
* *
657
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:37,097
- * Yeah *
658
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:40,100
* Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo *
659
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,897
* Where are you going *
660
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:50,735
* Where have you been *
661
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,822
- Please.
I didn't do anything.
662
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,949
I did not do a single thing.
Please.
663
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,492
Please.
Please!
664
00:26:57,534 --> 00:27:02,288
- * Don't leave
with your love please *
665
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:06,209
* Don't you leave me
here on my own *
666
00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:09,546
* Don't leave
with your love *
667
00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:11,756
* All alone *
668
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,718
[high-pitched vocalizing]
669
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,512
* Don't leave
with your love *
670
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,180
* Please, please *
671
00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:23,226
* Don't you leave me
here on my own *
672
00:27:23,268 --> 00:27:26,021
* Don't leave
with your love *
673
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:29,566
* All alone *
674
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,985
* Hey hey hey now now, baby *
675
00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:34,571
* Don't leave
with your love *
676
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,031
* Don't you leave *
677
00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:40,744
* Don't you leave me
here on my own *
678
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:43,371
* Don't leave
with your love *
679
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:46,041
* All alone *
680
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:49,002
* No no no, baby *
681
00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:51,796
* Don't leave
with your love *
682
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,340
* Don't you leave *
683
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,468
* Don't you leave me
here on my own *
684
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:57,594
* Don't *
685
00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:00,430
* Don't leave with your love *
686
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:03,391
* All alone *
687
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:09,814
* *
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