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(Door closes)
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- (Gasp) Flowers!
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Oh, John, I do love how
you keep the magic alive.
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- Well, they're not from me,
Moira.
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"Sorry for your loss.
She was really something."
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- Ew. Who was something?
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- Well, I don't know.
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They didn't even put their
name on the card.
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Alexis: Mom?
- In here.
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- Oh, thank God.
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The internet says you're dead.
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- What? Whadda ya mean?
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Who's saying that?
Your mother's not dead.
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- I'm standing right here.
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- Yeah, well now I know,
but it's weird
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'cause they're still saying it.
- So people are believing it?
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- Um, well it doesn't help
that Alexis just tweeted
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"Goodbye to a great actress,"
with a cool sunglasses emoji.
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- Okay, I'm wearing sunglasses
because I'm in mourning, David.
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- What is the source
of this falsehood?
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And what photo are they using?
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- Unclear and primarily
a headshot from the 90's,
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so fresh, and young,
and permed.
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- So what are you saying?
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The entire internet thinks
your mother is dead?
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- Um, well not like the entire
internet. (Knock on door)
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It's not even trending,
which is actually kind of sad.
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- Mhmm.
- That's what you think is sad?
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(Door opens)
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- Someone just dropped
these off for you.
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I'm assuming you're not dead?
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- All right, consider this
camel's back broken.
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Who sends pink carnations?
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♪♪♪
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(Door opens)
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- Oh Johnny, Johnny,
get over here.
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Come on, lemme give you one.
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Oh yeah. Oh good,
that feels good, doesn't it?
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She's--
- Let it out.
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- She's not dead, Roland.
- Boy, it's strange,
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I can almost still smell her
perfume.
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- It's because I was
just talking to her.
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- Well, I understand.
You know,
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sometimes I wear Jocelyn's
robe when she's outta town.
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- Yeah, it was a misprint,
Roland,
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Moira's very much alive.
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- Oh, well, thank god! Geez.
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You know, I gotta be honest
with you,
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this news really
kinda hit me hard.
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- That's... very nice.
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- Yeah, the first thing
I thought of is
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what would happen to the baby
if something happened to us?
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- Roland, this is kind
of a heavy conversation
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to have at 9 a.m., isn't it?
- Johnny, Johnny,
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I want you to be the godfather
to my child.
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- What?
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- Well, it's a no-brainer,
Johnny.
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I mean, we're best friends.
- Yeah... but are we?
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- And to mark the occasion,
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I wanna take you to
a celebratory lunch.
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- Well, that's not necessary.
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- Well, nothing's too good for
the godfather of my child.
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- I can't believe it.
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I mean I literally saw her
walk past the cafe yesterday.
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- I know.
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- And again you know,
my thing with ghosts?
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- Yeah.
- But she didn't seem angry
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like the other ones.
- Oh.
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- You know, it says here,
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that Moira was projected
to be nominated
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for 10 Daytime People's
Choice Awards.
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- 12!
(All gasp) Oh my god.
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- The most projected nominee
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to have never actually
been nominated.
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- Moira?
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- We were just reading an
article that said you were...
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- Shh. Fear not.
She hath risen!
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(Clapping)
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- It's so good to see you.
In the flesh.
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- Credit that internet!
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Due to careless reporting,
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and the gullibility
of the masses,
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everyone thinks I've died.
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- Yeah, because the news
is everywhere.
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- Thank you.
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Did you see the byline
by Maria Menounos?
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No? How did it go?
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(Sighs)
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The unsung hero
of afternoon television.
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All: (Ahhs...)
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- Oh they're singing
my praises now.
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All: (Giggle)
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- Oh Moira, we are so happy
that you are okay!
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- Yes, Jocelyn, thank you.
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Can you imagine an alternate
universe
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in which I've actually died?
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Wow. I wonder
what you'd be saying.
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- I don't even wanna think
about it.
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- I know, right?
But theoretically,
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what do we think we'd
be saying right now?
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(Silence)
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- Uh, she always kept things
interesting.
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- Yeah.
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- Or uh... heaven just got
its newest leading lady.
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All: (Chuckle)
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Alrighty, I think we should
get to rehearsal, okay?
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- We can revisit this later.
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Alexis: Thank you so much
for taking me out, David.
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I really needed it.
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Especially after everything
that's going on with Mom.
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- Okay, is that the reason,
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or is it because I'm
on a buying trip,
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and that means you get free
samples?
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- We make a very good team,
David.
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You do the talking,
and I sample the merchandise.
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And speaking of, we might have
to circle back
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and get more of these peanut
butter things
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from those old farm witches.
- They were Mennonites,
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and I would put the peanut
butter square down,
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we're about to spend the
afternoon sampling a lot
of cheese.
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- Hmm. Nom nom for us, David.
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- Never say nom nom, again.
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Anyway, this is a very
important account for me.
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I've been trying for the past
little while to secure
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an exclusivity deal
with this vendor,
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but she's very picky
about her retailers.
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Everyone's trying to get their
greasy hands on her cheese.
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- Ew, David.
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Wait, Warner Farms?
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Does this cheese woman
have animals on her farms?
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Like goats?
Does she have goats?
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- Well, we're about to sample
some goat's cheese,
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so I would imagine
she has goats on her farm.
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- This is Heather Warner's
farm, David.
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- I know.
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- No, like Heather, Heather.
Like, Ted's Heather.
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- What? She's like 50.
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- She's 42, and I know! Ugh!
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- Okay. (Tires crunch)
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You know what?
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I can't have your personal
drama
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storming over my business
dealings right now,
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so I think it's best
if you got out of the car,
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and walked home.
- Walked home?
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That would take
like 15 minutes, David,
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that's absolutely
not happening.
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Anyway, don't worry about me.
I'll be fine.
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- Okay. Um, then maybe it's
best if you stayed in the car
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with the windows down.
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- Stop it, David,
I'm not a baby.
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(Alexis whines)
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(Doors open and shut)
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(Birds chirping)
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(Crow cawing)
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- So just...
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(Crow cawing)
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(Car rumbles)
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- So Roland,
I've been thinking about
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your very generous offer
to be godfather to your baby.
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- It's not an offer, Johnny,
it's an offer you can't refuse.
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- Oh. Ha ha, Marlon Brando.
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- Right, but from what movie?
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- The Godfather.
- No, from Casino.
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- Okay, fine.
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It wasn't Casino,
Brando wasn't in Casino, but--
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- Hmm?
- Roland,
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I assume when you say
godfather that it's, you know,
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just an honorary title?
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- No. You'd have to step in
and raise my kid
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if something happened
to Jocelyn or me.
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Which isn't gonna happen,
but you never know in life.
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Our house inspector said that
our furnace could go any day.
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Oh, and I'm thinking
of getting Joce
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his-and-hers cliff diving
lessons for her birthday.
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- Oh, yeah, well you see that...
concerns me a little.
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- Well, those are just kind
of extreme examples, Johnny.
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I mean, other than that I'm
in the prime of good health.
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Except for this friggin' mole
on my back.
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- Okay, scoop of tuna on the
Mediterranean salad, for you.
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- Thank you.
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And the usual fried chicken
on a waffle, extra skin.
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- Okay.
- I will be right back
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with the hot sauce and butter.
- Yes, and the gravy,
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Twyla, please.
Thank you. Ah...
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- See the thing is, Roland,
I don't think you realize...
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...just how big a responsibility
you'd be,
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I don't wanna say strapping
to my back, but...
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- Well, Johnny, that's why
I'm asking you
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because um,
I consider you family.
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- Oh. Well, as a family member,
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I feel we can say
anything to each other.
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- Sure.
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- And, quite frankly,
your lifestyle choices
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are making me just a little
nervous.
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- Don't worry about me.
Mmm mm.
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(Roland chokes)
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(Coughs)
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I'm okay.
- Good.
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(Roland coughs)
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(Roland coughs)
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It's just a little piece
of skin back there.
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- Hmm.
(Roland coughs)
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I got it. Still good.
- Hmm.
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(Brando voice)
Do you wanna have a bite?
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I'll give you a bite
you can't refuse.
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- No, no, that's okay.
That's fine. I am done.
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(Birds chirping)
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- Well, this is quite
the spread.
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- Hm, yeah.
Look at all this cheese.
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Nom nom for...
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- I'm glad we could finally
make this happen.
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I know I've been a little hard
to pin down.
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It's just we're a family-run
business,
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and there's an apprehension
about branching out.
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- I totally,
totally get that.
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We are also a family-run
business.
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This is my sister.
- Oh!
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- I thought you had a male
business partner.
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- Oh, I do. She is an intern.
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- Oh.
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- Um, in training to be CEO
of executive buying so...
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- Okay. Anyway, I just thought
if we partnered together,
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we'd be able to extend
your customer base,
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and raise your brand awareness.
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- Ultimately, like,
raise brand awareness.
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- Listen, David,
I love your store.
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But I wanna be up front
with you.
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I have been approached by
a couple of other retailers
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that I have to consider.
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- Hm. Someone's in demand,
isn't she? (Laughs)
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Which makes sense because
this cheese is amazing and...
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like I don't usually love
goat cheese, but...
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- Thank you. I do have some
prize-winning goats.
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And it doesn't hurt
that I'm dating a vet.
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- Fun. Mm hmm.
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Must be very helpful for you.
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- How's that going?
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- You know, there is something
so familiar about your voice.
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- Oh. No, people have told me
that I just have like,
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one of those voices.
- Mhmm.
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Super generic and trill.
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Anyway, I just happened
to eat one of those
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pieces of blue cheese,
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and normally I don't like blue
cheese in my mouth,
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but that was very... not bad.
246
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,707
- I am with you.
I wasn't a fan of it either
247
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,675
until I started using it
in salads.
248
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,110
- Oh.
- Speaking of salads,
249
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,978
I just whipped up a big lunch.
250
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,880
I would love it
if you guys could stay.
251
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,349
- Ooh. Ooh.
252
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,786
No, I for one just had like a
very big peanut butter thing,
253
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,855
so I'm feeling pretty...
254
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,757
- Well, I for one did not.
255
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,859
So we would love to stay
for lunch
256
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,994
with an important supplier.
- Great.
257
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,362
By all means, keep sampling,
258
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,097
and I will start bringing out
the food.
259
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:07,300
Oh um, I hope you don't mind
if my boyfriend joins us?
260
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,370
- I'm sorry?
261
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,706
- Your boyfriend is here?
262
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,374
- Yeah.
- Mhmm.
263
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,877
You know what, I'm realizing
that this might be an
imposition.
264
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,479
Get in the car!
- Not an imposition at all.
265
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,314
Ted?
266
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,954
The clients are gonna stay
for lunch.
267
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,157
Would you mind helping me
set the table?
268
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,491
- Uh, sure.
269
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,761
- Thanks.
270
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,163
(Birds chirping)
271
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,900
♪♪♪
272
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,774
- Oh, Becca DeMornay,
what a sweetheart.
273
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:50,177
It's times like this you learn
who your true friends are.
274
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,045
(Knock on door)
275
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,480
I'm busy!
276
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,816
Stevie: There's kind of
a situation out here.
277
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,185
- Okay, come in.
278
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,520
(Door opens ahs shuts)
279
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,824
- Oh hey, so there's a reporter
outside, asking questions.
280
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,525
I thought you should know.
281
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,928
- A reporter? Here? Now!
282
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,497
- Yeah, didn't you expect them
to come?
283
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,801
- Well, I thought it might be
contained to the internet.
284
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:17,170
Is there a scrum?
How many camera crews?
285
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,807
- I think just one.
286
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,810
Unless they all used
the same van.
287
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,146
- No. No, Stevie, no.
288
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:31,218
This is not, not how I imagined
my resurrection news to break!
289
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,086
Impeccably dressed woman
290
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,488
wanders out of Podunk motel.
291
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,424
No, that's not the headline!
292
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,027
- Okay, well I actually own
this Podunk motel,
293
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,896
and I don't know
what choice you have.
294
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,098
- Well, we have to think
of something.
295
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,200
After all my fans have endured?
296
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,502
No, I can't let them see me
like this.
297
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,238
It would kill Sir Tony Geary.
298
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,840
(Hangers rattle)
No!
299
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,875
No! Ah! Stevie, help me!
300
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,145
Ah! No!
- Okay.
301
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,519
- Wow.
Well, this looks delicious.
302
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,989
Thank you so much
for having us.
303
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,790
Mmm. Mmm.
304
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,829
Well, this quiche is a treat.
305
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,564
I didn't know you'd gotten
into prepared foods?
306
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,400
- I haven't. I just made
this for lunch.
307
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,335
- But if you've ever had her
quiche,
308
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,872
you can definitely say
that it is eggs-cellent.
309
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,473
(All chuckle)
- Ted.
310
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,476
- So how is it you know
each other?
311
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,178
- Um, well...
312
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,849
- Uh... well Alexis and I
worked together.
313
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,617
She used to be my receptionist.
314
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,352
- That's how I know your voice.
315
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,889
You answered the phones
at the vet's clinic.
316
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,492
- Yes! Well, I mean,
like technically
317
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,261
I had more responsibility than
just answering the phones but...
318
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,231
Oh, and Ted is the vet
that you said you were dating.
319
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,565
- Yes.
- Okay,
320
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,435
because when you said vet,
I thought you meant like,
321
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,736
a War Vet.
(Ted laughs)
322
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,072
- Yeah, no definitely not a War
Vet. Damn these fallen arches.
323
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,943
- I mean I must've called there
every day, for months.
324
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,611
- Yes.
325
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:08,916
Okay, okay. David, see,
now this all makes sense.
326
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,417
- Mhmm.
327
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,886
(Both chuckle)
- The quiche is vivacious,
328
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,088
and that is not a word I use
to describe quiche often,
329
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,658
but you know,
when the time is right.
330
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,561
- You know, Alexis, I feel like
I really need to thank you.
331
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,632
Had you not passed along
all those messages to Ted,
332
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,501
I mean, looked what happened.
333
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,141
- I feel like we owe you,
or something.
334
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,476
- Hmm.
335
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,646
- Well, she's a very generous
person so...
336
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,451
(Awkward silence)
337
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,454
- Well, if you are looking
for a way to thank me,
338
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,456
I know that David
is looking for
339
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,524
exclusivity on your products.
340
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,060
- Ooh, she is good.
341
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,696
(Heather sighs)
342
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,431
Okay, I'm in.
343
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,602
- Um...
344
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,373
Well, that is why she is
one of our finest interns.
345
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,949
- We-we need to get ahead
of this, Stevie.
346
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,518
We must, we must craft
the perfect spin
347
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,954
that both proclaims
I'm not dead,
348
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,690
and explains why I've been
found here.
349
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,725
- Um, okay.
350
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,528
- We'll tell them you
brainwashed me.
351
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,564
- Could you tell then someone
else brainwashed you?
352
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,334
- A cult. A cult.
Our family joined a cult.
353
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:39,572
There was a charismatic leader,
40 something, very sexual,
354
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,009
had very long hair,
longer than you'd expect,
355
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,643
but it worked.
356
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,445
- How 'bout this idea?
357
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,681
Um, what about telling
the truth?
358
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,450
- Truth serum.
Oh Stevie, yes,
359
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,485
those stories are always
successful.
360
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:56,456
- No, I meant the actual truth.
- Oh.
361
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,491
- I've been reading what people
have been saying about you.
362
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,294
They're gonna be really
happy you're still around.
363
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,463
- Yeah, I don't think loyalty
was ever in question.
364
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,766
- Then why not come forward and
be honest about where you are?
365
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,568
- Stevie, I don't...
366
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,071
- Okay, that reporter's not
gonna be out there forever.
367
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,074
This is your chance
to tell your own story,
368
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,309
in your own words.
369
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,346
- Like we did during
the writer's strike.
370
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,481
- Right?
You have the opportunity
371
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:25,285
to create your own headline!
- Yes.
372
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,487
- And honestly, would you
rather be thought of as dead,
373
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,322
than living here?
374
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,459
(Birds chirping)
Mrs. Rose?
375
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,427
- No, I know.
I'm thinking on it.
376
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,598
- Look, Jocelyn,
the last thing I want
377
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,501
is for this conversation
to get... uncomfortable.
378
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,769
- Oh boy.
379
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,671
- But-but there is a delicate
issue
380
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,406
that I wanted to talk about.
381
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,775
- Roland asked if you wanted
to be godfather to the baby.
382
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,644
- Yes!
- He has been asking everybody
383
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,546
to be the godparent.
384
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,083
You're the 3rd person
I've had to talk to today, so.
385
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,385
- Oh, I see.
386
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,387
- I just think he wants
to make sure
387
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,422
that our bases are covered,
you know?
388
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,825
- Well... that's a relief,
that your bases are covered.
389
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,627
- But here's the good news,
390
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,130
if something does happen
to one of our first 3 choices,
391
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,465
we will definitely be knocking
on your door.
392
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,401
- It's all for the best,
Jocelyn,
393
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,070
because frankly the thought
of raising another kid...
394
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,539
- Yeah, well, let's face it,
395
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,708
your first 2 were no walk
in the park, right.
396
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,843
- Well, they're good kids.
397
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,678
- Yeah, I mean you had
a lotta help.
398
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,149
- Yeah, but you know,
we're very capable parents.
399
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,385
- Well if you like, we could
um, move you up the list?
400
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,655
- No, no, no, but this has all
been very, very helpful.
401
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,457
So, thank you.
402
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,727
(Car engine rumbles)
403
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,863
(Rumbles by)
404
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,099
(Slow song plays on radio)
405
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,569
- Ahem, well, that went well.
406
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,471
- Yeah.
407
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,608
- You didn't have to do that.
408
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,679
- I just like,
hate how good this cheese is.
409
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,583
- Thank you.
410
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,719
That wasn't the most
comfortable situation to be in.
411
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:12,592
- I'm just glad Ted's found
someone so stable and healthy.
412
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,696
- You're in love with him,
aren't you?
413
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,765
- Yes.
414
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,633
Yup.
415
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,474
Moira: I've always had great
affection for the press,
416
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,841
and my fans.
417
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,578
My fans, and the press,
so thank you.
418
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,480
Yes! Yes!
419
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,450
(Clothes rustle)
420
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,155
(Jewellery clinks)
421
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,458
(Bird chirping)
422
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,497
(Car engine rumbles)
423
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,734
(Running footsteps)
424
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,736
(Stevie gasps)
(Door opens)
425
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,905
- Stevie!
(Door closes)
426
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,441
Do you happen to know
where the van went?
427
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:06,813
- Uh, yeah, apparently there
was another celebrity death.
428
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,783
- Oh, I'm sorry. Who passed?
429
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,887
- Um, you know that
YouTube video
430
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,657
of the giraffe and the kitten
who are best friends?
431
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,826
- Alas, I do not.
432
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,862
- Okay, well the giraffe
stepped on the kitten.
433
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,931
- Well, of course he did.
434
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,801
- Okay.
- Okay.
435
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,804
- I didn't think you
were gonna talk to them.
436
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,941
- Oh, uh... you know what,
I'm relieved.
437
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,513
Yes, enough of me for one day.
438
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,882
- Yeah, well I mean,
it's pretty amazing
439
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:43,950
to see how many people
care about you.
440
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,952
- Yeah.
- I mean if I died,
441
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:49,556
I'd be lucky if 1 person
had something nice to say.
442
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,224
- Oh, Stevie. Stevie,
443
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:54,627
you have years ahead of you
still to collect a cartage
444
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,563
of adoring mourners.
445
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,765
In the meantime,
they will laugh in your face,
446
00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,999
and they'll stab you
in the back,
447
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,001
but the moment you give up
the ghost,
448
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,871
oh they'll all have nothing but
nice things to say about you.
449
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,007
I know I will.
450
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,712
- Thank you, Mrs. Rose.
That's very comforting.
451
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,582
- And I, for one, am through
with trying to impress people.
452
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,885
- I like the outfit you chose.
453
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,020
- Well, you were a big help,
Stevie.
454
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,722
Heading to the cafe.
455
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,259
It's always nice
to dress for dinner.
456
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,033
(Crickets chirp)
457
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,269
Alexis: According to this,
you're alive again.
458
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,704
(David clears throat)
459
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,006
- Well, looks like we're back,
sweetheart!
460
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,442
- Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
461
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,778
- I guess we should think about
returning some of these gifts?
462
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,748
- John, they're perishable.
463
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,717
And excuse me, but this is
the first time
464
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,419
we've heard from most
of these people.
465
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,687
These gifts are long overdue.
466
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,757
- Oh my God! As if this day
couldn't get any worse.
467
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:58,825
- What?
468
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,761
- Cuppy the Kitten's dead.
- Oh my god, what happened?
469
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,764
- I don't know,
I'm reading, David.
470
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:08,701
- He stepped on her?
Weren't they best friends?
471
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,037
- 'K, Kelly Ripa just tweeted,
she's taking tomorrow off.
472
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,773
- Hashtag RIP Cuppy is
trending.
473
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,375
- Who's Cuppy?
474
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,410
- Honestly, what kind of kitten
befriends a giraffe?
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