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(school bell rings)
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("Saved By The Bell")
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ And I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(guitar solo)
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♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright cause
I've saved by the bell ♪
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(student chatter)
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(audience laughter)
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- Hey Preppy, how's it going?
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- Yeah are you okay?
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- He'll be fine,
just leave him alone.
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- What's the big deal?
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Am I supposed to be
upset about something?
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- Well yeah, I mean,
after Kelly dumped you
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the other night, I'm surprised
you even got out of bed.
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(audience laughter)
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- Well, maybe you'll meet
somebody at my sweet 16 party.
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Now remember you guys,
it's this Saturday.
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Only five shopping days left.
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(audience laughter)
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- It sounds excellent.
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- Well, here's your invitation,
and yours, and yours.
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- Well don't I get one?
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- Well, okay but if you have a
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previous engagement,
I understand.
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(audience laughter)
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In fact, I'll pay for it.
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See you guys later.
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- You know Zach, like my
Uncle Charlie used to say,
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women are like vines.
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If you fall off one, hey,
you can swing with another.
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(audience laughter)
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- You know, you're not just
a pig, you are a gorilla pig.
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(audience laughter)
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Zach, you'll be alright.
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- Hey, Kelly is
just another chick
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and now she's outta my life.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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(audience laughter)
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- But, not outta your locker.
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(audience laughter)
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(jazz conclusion)
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- Hey Kelly.
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- Hey.
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- Here's an invitation
to my party.
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- Thanks.
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- And here's a list of all my
favorite stores in the mall.
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(audience laughter)
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- Great, this will
be a great chance
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for you guys to
get to know Jeff.
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- Jeff?
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- It's okay if I
bring him isn't it?
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- I guess so.
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I mean, I hadn't really
thought about it,
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but yeah sure, go ahead.
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- Thanks.
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- She doesn't even care
about what she did to Zach.
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- Yeah, now she
expects us to hang out
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with that frat-boy,
babe stealer.
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(audience laughter)
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- Hey guys!
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- Hi Kell, how's it going?
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(audience laughter)
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(school bell rings)
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- There she is.
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Hey, I can handle this.
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She's nobody special.
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Yeah, I can't let her
know I'm miserable.
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(clears his throat)
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- Hi Zach.
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- Oh hey Kelly, how you doing?
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Nice jacket.
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(audience laughter)
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- Good morning class!
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- [Whole Class] Good
morning Ms. Simpson.
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- I said Good morning class!
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Didn't your parents
teach you any manners?
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(audience laughter)
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- Oh Ms. Simpson, I have a
doctor's appointment today.
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May I leave class early?
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- Yes, your hair is curly.
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(audience laughter)
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Now, let's get started.
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Today, we turn to
the romantic poems
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of Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
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So, let's have Bayside's most
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loved couple recite
a poem for us.
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Zach and Kelly, if you please.
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(audience oohs)
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- No!
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No, no, I, well I mean, let's me
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and Slater be it instead.
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- Oh, Ms. Spano,
don't be such a ham.
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(audience laughter)
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Here we are!
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Begin when ready.
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- How do I love thee,
let me count the ways,
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I love you to thee to
the depth and breadth.
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- Mr. Morris!
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This is a love poem!
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This time recite it
slower and with feeling.
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- Huh.
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How do I love thee?
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Let me count the ways.
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I love thee to the depth...
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- And I'd love thee to stop.
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I can't take it anymore!
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(audience laughter)
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- Well, it certainly
moved Mr. Screech.
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(audience laughter)
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(upbeat pop beat)
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(laughter)
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- Hey Screech, tell me
about the time when Zach
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made Mr. Belding think
he was going crazy.
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- It was great.
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He rigged his office so
that every 15 minutes,
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his desk would shake and
his pictures would rattle.
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- Oh!
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(laughter)
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You did that?
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- Then Mr. Belding's
running in and out
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of his office all day
screaming earthquake!
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(audience laughter)
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- Yeah, you should've
been there Slater.
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He got to whacked out,
he called Cal-Tech
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and tried to convince
them there was a
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fault line under his desk.
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(audience laughter)
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- Oh man, that's beautiful.
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Hey Zach, you are an artist.
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- You think so?
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- Definitely, yeah.
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(movie starting)
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- I'm glad we came guys.
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This was a good idea.
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(clap and snap)
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(audience groans)
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(sirens from movie)
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- Psst, Slater.
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(audience laughter)
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- What?
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- Slater!
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- Hey shut up man, I'm
trying to watch the movie.
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- Yeah, shut up Screech.
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(audience laughter)
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(audience laughter)
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- Efjay and Ellykay.
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(audience laughter)
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- On't-day et-lay achZay eesay.
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- What-ay?
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- Oi-vay.
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(audience laughter)
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- What's going on?
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- Uh, Screech is starting
to feel real sick.
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- I am?
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Oh yeah, oh, oh, my pancreas oh!
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(crowd shushes)
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(audience laughter)
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(car tires squealing)
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(shots fired)
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(lady screams)
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- Oh no!
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(audience oohs)
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- When I was four years old,
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my father promised
me anything I wanted
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for my sweet 16 birthday party.
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- So?
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- So, he let me down.
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- Well, what do you want?
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- MC Hammer.
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(audience laughter)
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- Lisa, aren't you
overdoing it a bit?
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- Girl, I turn 16 once,
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it's gonna be the social
event of the season.
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- Oh, do you want me to
jump outta the cake, babe?
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(audience laughter)
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- No, I'd like you to jump into
the cake while it's baking.
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(audience laughter)
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- What's up guys?
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Um, Lisa about your party,
I just can't make it.
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- What are you talking about?
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Everybody's gonna be there.
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- Yeah, that's the problem.
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Kelly will be there too.
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- Well, of course she
is, she's coming with...
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Ohh.
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- Ohh.
- Ohh.
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(audience laughter)
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- Yeah, ohh.
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Sorry Lisa.
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- Zach, what happened?
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You were doing fine yesterday.
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- Sure, right up until I
caught them at the movies.
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- Well, people go to
the movies all the time.
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- Yeah, but most
people come up for air.
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(kissing noises)
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(audience laughter)
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- Hi guys.
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Hi Zach.
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- Bye guys.
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(grumbling)
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(audience laughter)
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- What's wrong with him?
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- As if you didn't know.
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- Why are you
ruining Zach's life?
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- Whoa, what are
you talking about?
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- Zach was at the
movies last night.
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- People go to the
movies all the time.
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- But not all of them make out
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in front of their ex-boyfriends.
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- We were not making out.
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We were just cuddling.
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- You know Kelly?
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I'd hoped you'd be a
little more sensitive.
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You know, at least
you've got somebody.
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- Yeah.
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- What am I supposed to do?
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Call ahead before I go anyplace
to see if Zach's there?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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(audience laughter)
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- You know, you're
the one who told me
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to be honest with
him about Jeff.
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And now you're
telling me to hide it?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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(audience laughter)
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- If you two are
sharing a brain,
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why don't you get
one that works.
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(slams locker)
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(audience oohs)
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- I've had to keep
my mind off of Kelly.
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So I'm gonna do something
I've never done before.
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Homework.
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(audience laughter)
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Bad idea.
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(audience laughter)
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I know, television.
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- [TV Announcer] Next on
Married With Children,
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Kelly dumps her boyfriend
for a french fry chef.
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(audience laughter)
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Too much television's
bad for you anyway.
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- [Radio DJ] Next
time your secretary
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leaves you hanging, call us!
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We're the Kelly Girls!
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(audience laughter)
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(knock on door)
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- Please, just go away!
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- Hey Zach!
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We came to cheer you up.
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- Listen guys, I have to
work this out on my own.
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- Zach, you're Bayside's
most eligible bachelor.
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And I've got a list a mile long
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with girls who wanna
go out with you.
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- Look, maybe I just don't wanna
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00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:28,630
go out with anyone, alright?
270
00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,130
- Look Preppy, you
can't just spend
271
00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:32,130
the rest of your
life in your room.
272
00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,330
- Well I don't know Slater.
273
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,140
It's a pretty nice room.
274
00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,070
(audience laughter)
275
00:09:36,070 --> 00:09:37,770
- Look Zach, you don't see Kelly
276
00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:39,510
sitting around being
depressed do you?
277
00:09:39,510 --> 00:09:41,710
- Oh, cheer me right up.
278
00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,280
- Face it, it's over.
279
00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:46,510
- Maybe you're right.
280
00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,980
I mean, if Kelly doesn't
care, why should I right?
281
00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:48,920
- [Slater] Right.
282
00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,220
- Yeah, bring on the babes.
283
00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,720
- Great!
284
00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,950
I know this girl who would
love to go out with you.
285
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,690
Her name is Sue and
besides being pretty,
286
00:09:54,690 --> 00:09:56,990
she's got a great mind
and she loves to read,
287
00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,460
so she's got a lot to say.
288
00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:00,530
- So like, I figure
Danielle Steel
289
00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,800
must be writing all of Jackie
Collins' romance novels
290
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,360
because like,
they're all the same.
291
00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,300
(laughter)
292
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,930
Well, not exactly the same.
293
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,240
I mean they have to
be like a little bit
294
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,600
different or
everybody would know.
295
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,270
(car tires squealing)
296
00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,310
(shots fired)
297
00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:13,740
(woman screams)
298
00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,240
You know, have you
read Hollywood Wives?
299
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,480
(audience laughter)
300
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,580
- [Jessie] You have got
to go out with Cassie.
301
00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,780
She's got a great
personality and she has
302
00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,650
an insatiable hunger for life.
303
00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:25,650
(audience laughter)
304
00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:29,320
- You know, after the movie,
we should go to Antonio's
305
00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:31,290
cause I have this craving for a
306
00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:33,490
big bowl of spaghetti
and meatballs.
307
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,960
(audience laughter)
308
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,800
(car tires squealing)
309
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,660
(gunshots fired)
310
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,230
(woman screaming)
311
00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:39,070
(gasps)
312
00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:40,430
I'm out of popcorn!
313
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,270
(audience laughter)
314
00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:45,310
- [Screech] You never met
my cousin Kimberly did ya?
315
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,310
A lot of guys think she's
cute if you like that
316
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:50,010
long-legged, gorgeous,
blonde, ballerina type.
317
00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,980
- Oh, he's so mean.
318
00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,380
Hope they catch him.
319
00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:54,550
(car tires squealing)
320
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:55,550
(gunshots fired)
321
00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:56,880
(woman screaming)
322
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,320
Oh no!
323
00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,790
(audience laughter)
324
00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,290
- Kim, how would you feel
about a burger after the movie?
325
00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:03,160
I know a great place
where we can go.
326
00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:07,590
(upbeat electronic music)
327
00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:11,830
(audience laughter)
328
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,840
- Kelly.
329
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,400
Are you gonna get
that table tonight,
330
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,210
or were you waiting to
serve them breakfast?
331
00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:21,380
- Let 'em starve.
332
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,610
(audience laughter)
333
00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:23,540
- Why don't you make
up with your friends?
334
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,780
I mean, you guys are acting
335
00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,010
like a bunch of
high school kids.
336
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,680
- We are a bunch of
high school kids okay?
337
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,150
(audience laughter)
338
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,890
- Look, you've known them a lot
longer than you've known me.
339
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,920
Now come on, go over there
and straighten this thing out
340
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,660
and you'll all feel better.
341
00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,290
- Maybe you're right.
342
00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,130
- Okay.
343
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:38,960
- Thanks.
344
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:44,970
Hi guys.
345
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,170
How you doing?
346
00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,130
- Okay.
347
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,000
I'll have a double cheeseburger.
348
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,840
- Cheeseburger.
349
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,800
- Cheeseburger.
350
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:50,640
- Do you have any specials?
351
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,670
(audience laughter)
352
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,110
Cheeseburger.
353
00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:54,080
- How's Zach doing?
354
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:54,910
- See?
355
00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:55,880
You guys are wrong.
356
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,980
She does remember his name.
357
00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,910
(audience laughter)
358
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,350
- Well, this is the place.
359
00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,850
Hey, look who's here.
360
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,620
Kimberly, I want you to
meet some of my friends.
361
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,320
This is Jessie, this is Slater,
362
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,360
this is Lisa, and of
course, you know Screech.
363
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,760
- Hey cuz.
364
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,190
Missed ya at Aunt
Gertrude's birthday party.
365
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,200
We played pin the tail
on Uncle Fred again.
366
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,930
(audience laughter)
367
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,070
- Hi Zach.
368
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,000
- Oh hi.
369
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:19,800
Oh, I'm glad you're here.
370
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,740
Can you get us a table?
371
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,600
Something really romantic.
372
00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:25,240
(audience oohs)
373
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,040
- Yeah sure, right this way.
374
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,080
- See you guys later.
375
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,610
- Wow, look at him.
376
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,950
He's really happy.
377
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:38,150
- How could you
be related to her?
378
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:41,590
(audience laughter)
379
00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:42,920
Well, she's adopted.
380
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,130
- Oh, well that makes sense.
381
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,060
(audience laughter)
382
00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:48,100
- Come on Zach, let me order.
383
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,360
- Let's split a milkshake.
384
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:55,300
One chocolate milkshake
with two straws.
385
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,310
Would you like to dance?
386
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:00,040
- I'd love to.
387
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:00,810
- Alright.
388
00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:07,710
(slow dancing music)
389
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:16,290
- Whoa, that's A12.
390
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,690
Zach and Kelly's song.
391
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:19,930
- Why would he do that?
392
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,530
That's so cruel.
393
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:22,730
- To get even with her.
394
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,170
- What a creep.
395
00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,730
Kelly does not deserve that.
396
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,300
- And she didn't deserve
to be snubbed by us either.
397
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,140
- Right.
398
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,550
- Excuse me Zach, can we talk?
399
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,950
- This will only
take one second.
400
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,390
(audience oohs)
401
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,530
So, what's up Kimber, oh!
402
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,830
I'm sorry, Kelly.
403
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,460
- Zach, this is our song.
404
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,900
A12, it's sacred.
405
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,200
- No, no, no, A12 was sacred.
406
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,670
Right up until you
dumped me for that jerk.
407
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:03,940
- Don't you dare
call him a jerk.
408
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,370
You don't even know
Jeff and right now,
409
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,710
the only Jerk I see is you!
410
00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:09,380
(audience oohs)
411
00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:12,650
- My gosh, can you believe her?
412
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:15,020
I told her I wanted a
strawberry shake instead
413
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,280
and she gets all upset, ha!
414
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,790
- I heard every word you creep.
415
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,890
How dare you use me to get
back at your old girlfriend!
416
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:22,860
- No, no, what, ugh.
417
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,530
(audience oohs)
418
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,500
(jazz intro beat)
419
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:36,470
- Kelly, I'm really
sorry about the
420
00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:37,800
way I've been treating you.
421
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,640
- Yeah, me too.
422
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,940
I've been narrow minded,
judgemental, and pig headed.
423
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,310
- You were just being yourself.
424
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,180
(audience laughter)
425
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:48,380
- I deserve that, I did.
426
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,480
- Kelly, can you
ever forgive us?
427
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,850
- Just don't make it a habit.
428
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,320
Now give me a hug.
429
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,960
- Thank you.
430
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,290
- I'll see you guys later.
431
00:14:57,890 --> 00:15:00,030
- Oh rats, is Kelly gone?
432
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,330
- Cut it out Zach.
433
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,600
- Hey, after what she did to me,
434
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,900
I can't believe you're
still talking to her.
435
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,130
- Zach, that's not fair.
436
00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,530
Don't make us choose
between you and Kelly.
437
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,000
- Yeah, you're way outta line.
438
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,640
- Oh and she wasn't way outta
line when she smacked me?
439
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,540
- Honey, if I were
Kelly, you'd still be
440
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,670
pulling a hairbrush
out your ear,
441
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,610
now don't get me started.
442
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,080
(audience oohs)
443
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,380
- It was your own fault for
bringing your date there, man.
444
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,520
- Hey, you're the
ones who convinced
445
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,980
me to start dating again.
446
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,290
- Yeah, but we didn't tell
you to rub Kelly's face in it.
447
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,590
I mean Zach, you really hurt her
448
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:27,920
and you did it on purpose.
449
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,560
That really stinks.
450
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,660
- Yeah, I hope
you'll be a little
451
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,290
bit more mature at my party.
452
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,860
- No, the only way I'll
come to your party Lisa
453
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:35,330
is if you dis-invite Kelly.
454
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,800
- That's it, look Zach.
455
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,600
Kelly is my friend too and
she's gonna be at my party.
456
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,970
Now if you can't accept
that, than don't come.
457
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:48,780
- It's fine.
458
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:49,580
Then I won't go.
459
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,250
Take back your jacket.
460
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,850
Your sweater.
461
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:57,220
Your lucky pom poms.
462
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,750
And your stupid volleyball.
463
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,160
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
464
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,520
What is going on here?
465
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,660
Zach, this is not your bedroom.
466
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,760
Clean this mess up.
467
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,430
(audience laughter)
468
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,060
- Why don't you
clean it yourself?
469
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,030
(audience oohs)
470
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,070
- My office, now.
471
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:19,170
(rock music)
472
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,710
(knock on door)
473
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:25,050
- Come on Zach, we don't wanna
be late for Lisa's party.
474
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,280
- I'm not going.
475
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,180
Here, give this to Lisa for me.
476
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,580
- Let's go, get dressed
477
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,520
and you can give
it to her yourself.
478
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,360
- I said I am not going,
do you have earwax buildup?
479
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,860
(audience laughter)
480
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,390
- But it's gonna be a blast.
481
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:39,990
There's even gonna be a jello
mold of Michael Jackson.
482
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,530
If we jiggle it, it'll moonwalk
across the potato salad.
483
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,230
(audience laughter)
484
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:45,500
- Yeah well thanks Screech,
485
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,930
but after the way
I've been acting,
486
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,340
you're probably the only
one that wants me there.
487
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,310
- You think we're gonna
stop being your friend
488
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,040
just because you messed up?
489
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,210
- Well.
490
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,410
- You mess up all the time.
491
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:56,580
It's what you do best.
492
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,350
(audience laughter)
493
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,180
- Well this time I really
acted like an idiot.
494
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,920
- Well, if you can't be an
idiot with your friends,
495
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,990
who can you be an idiot with?
496
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,790
Now, come on, let's go party.
497
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,060
- I don't think so.
498
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,590
Not this time.
499
00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:11,030
- Well, okay.
500
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,360
But you're being an idiot.
501
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,460
(audience laughter)
502
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,530
Remember Zach, it's
better to dumped
503
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,970
by the best looking girl than to
504
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,370
have never been dumped at all.
505
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:24,140
(audience laughter)
506
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:27,670
(dance music playing)
507
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,340
(crowd chatter)
508
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,920
(doorbell rings)
509
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:38,820
- Hey Lisa.
510
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,650
- Hi.
511
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,490
- Happy birthday.
512
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,320
- Thanks.
513
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,560
A mini skirt!
514
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,390
Thanks!
515
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:47,330
(audience laughter)
516
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,900
- Hey Lisa, happy birthday.
517
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,730
- Thanks.
518
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,970
Wow, a charm bracelet!
519
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:54,070
Thanks!
520
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:57,070
(audience laughter)
521
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,840
- Oh, happy birthday Lisa.
522
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,940
I poked holes in it
so it can breathe.
523
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,950
(audience laughter)
524
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,690
- Is Zach coming?
525
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,850
- Uh, no, he stayed home.
526
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:14,990
- Oh well that's probably safer
527
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,020
cause Kelly is bringing Jeff.
528
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,190
Did he send a present?
529
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:19,460
- Yep!
530
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,160
Uh, but my present
ate it, I'm sorry.
531
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,160
(audience laughter)
532
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,810
(doorbell ring)
533
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,810
(audience laughter)
534
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,450
- Happy sweet 16 Lisa.
535
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,450
- Oh, I wasn't expecting
earrings Kelly, thank you!
536
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:44,450
(audience laughter)
537
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,660
- Hi, we haven't been
formerly introduced.
538
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:51,490
I'm Lisa Turtle.
539
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,330
- Hi, Jeff Hunter.
540
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,260
Thanks for inviting me.
541
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,500
- Sure.
542
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,060
- Well, we're gonna go
say hi to everybody.
543
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,130
Hi guys.
544
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,000
You all know Jeff.
545
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,740
- So uh, Slater, Kelly
tells me you wrestle.
546
00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:05,940
- Yeah.
547
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,470
- I used to wrestle
in high school.
548
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,880
- Were you any good?
549
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,940
- Won my division a few times.
550
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,850
- Really?
551
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,580
Hey, we should talk.
552
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:14,410
- Alright.
553
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,620
- Alright then.
554
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,820
- You know Jeff, when
I first found out
555
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:17,980
about you and Kelly,
I really didn't
556
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,250
wanna give you a
chance, but if you're
557
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,460
good enough for her,
you're good enough for me.
558
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,890
- Hey, thank you.
559
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,590
- Alright Jeff, we'll talk.
560
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,830
(audience laughter)
561
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,870
- Well, even though I'm
supposed to hate ya,
562
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,440
cause you stole my
best friend's woman,
563
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,240
I guess you're not a
sleazeball after all.
564
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,370
(audience laughter)
565
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,310
- Thanks Screech.
566
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,540
I'm gonna go get some punch.
567
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:44,210
(clears throat)
568
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,250
- Lisa, where's Zach?
569
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,480
- He's not coming.
570
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,720
- You know, I never
meant to hurt him.
571
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,920
- Yeah, we know Kelly.
572
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,750
He'll get over it.
573
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,590
- I hope so.
574
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,230
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
575
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:04,060
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
576
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,370
♪ Happy birthday dear Lisa ♪
577
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,600
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
578
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,940
(clapping and cheering)
579
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,910
- One more time!
580
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,080
(audience laughter)
581
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,420
Happy birthday to...
582
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,620
- Sorry I'm late Lisa.
583
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,450
Happy birthday.
584
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,750
- Thanks Zach, I wasn't
even expecting you.
585
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,220
- Yeah, well a good
friend convinced
586
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:30,420
me I was being an idiot.
587
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,860
Excuse me, I have to
go settle something.
588
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,030
- Please don't mess up my party.
589
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:38,900
(audience laughter)
590
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,470
- Hi Zach.
591
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,270
- Hi.
592
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:47,710
Look uh, I'm sorry for
the way I treated you.
593
00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:49,040
I guess I was more
hurt than I thought
594
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,250
and I didn't know
how to deal with it.
595
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,050
- I noticed.
596
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,850
- You are a very hard
girl to get over, Kelly.
597
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:56,950
But I'd rather have
you as a friend,
598
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:58,850
than not have you at all.
599
00:20:58,850 --> 00:20:59,690
- Oh Zach.
600
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,430
(audience ahhs)
601
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,430
- Hey, congratulations Jeff.
602
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,000
You got a great girl.
603
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,330
Treat her right.
604
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:11,430
- Hey, you got it man.
605
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:16,070
(dance music playing)
606
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:18,770
- You know, one of
the hardest things
607
00:21:18,770 --> 00:21:20,540
about being a teenager is
losing your first love.
608
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,840
I don't know if I'll
ever get over Kelly.
609
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,580
- Excuse me.
610
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,480
Do you believe in
love at first sight?
611
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,890
(audience oohs)
612
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,850
- On the other
hand, I absolutely
613
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,190
believe in love at first sight.
614
00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,890
(audience laughter)
615
00:21:37,890 --> 00:21:40,490
(upbeat music)
616
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,130
(ending theme music)
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