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(school bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner
just in time ♪
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♪ To see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow ♪
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♪ It'll be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- This week is the
annual Sweetheart Dance,
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when a guy gives away his heart.
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And guess who I wanna
give my heart to.
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I'll give you a clue.
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It ain't him.
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(audience laughs)
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- Kelly, will you go to the
Sweetheart Dance with me?
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- (scoffs) I think
it's time for a
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heart transplant.
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(audience laughs)
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She's going with me.
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- Hey, who are you
kidding, preppy?
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(audience laughs)
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You won't be going
to that dance.
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Huh.
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He's in big trouble
with Belding.
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- What'd you do, Zack?
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- He dunked teabags
in the swimming pool.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, it was my
history project.
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You never heard of
the Boston Tea Party?
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(audience laughs)
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- Then he erased the blackboards
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with Mr. Fetterman's toupee.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, I think he looked
better with white hair.
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(audience laughs)
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- I'm telling you, Kelly,
preppy's dead meat.
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Tomorrow Belding's
having a conference
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with him and his mother.
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- Hey, don't listen
to him, Kelly.
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There's nothing gonna stop
me from going to that dance.
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- Well, I guess I can wait
another day before deciding.
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(upbeat pop music)
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♪ Where are you going ♪
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- Hey, Kelly, I got
the new Bo Revere tape.
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- I love Bo Revere,
he's my favorite.
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♪ Don't have to tell me ♪
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- Lisa, we're going to the
Sweetheart Dance together.
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- (scoffs) Over my dead body.
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- Love does not
give up so easily.
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- Screech, why don't
you find someone else?
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(audience laughs)
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Well, at least this Screech
is easier to get rid of.
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(audience laughs)
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- I shall return.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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You know the rules.
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No music in the halls.
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- Mr. Belding, that's
Bo Revere's new single.
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It's number eight with a bullet.
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- Too bad the bullet
missed him,. (laughs)
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- What's your idea
of good music?
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- The Beach Boys,
California Girls.
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- Well, what a coincidence.
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Hey, that's my favorite.
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- Zack, I'm not a
straw, don't suck up.
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(audience laughs)
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We're still meeting tomorrow
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with my favorite California
girl, your mommy.
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(Belding sings
"California Girls")
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- What a beautiful
color, thank you so much.
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And for the apple.
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- Ever since yesterday, I
wanted to bring you flowers.
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- What a lovely bouquet.
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Thank you, Jessie.
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(sniffs) Mmm.
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Oh, my favorite candy.
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Tommy, how sweet.
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- Here, Miss Wentworth.
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- Lovely apple, Zack.
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- Well, you know the old saying.
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An apple a day
might get me an A.
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(audience laughs)
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- I think that would take
a whole orchard, Zack.
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(audience laughs)
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Okay, class, today we
are going to talk about
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subliminal advertising.
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- What's that?
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- Well, it's advertising
that uses hidden messages.
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- Hidden messages aren't new.
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I pass those to girls every day.
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(audience laughs)
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- And every day we flush them.
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(audience laughs)
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- Alright.
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You know that theater owners
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have used hidden messages
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by flashing a picture of popcorn
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in the middle of a movie.
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- Does it work?
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- Well, let's say that sales
really started popping.
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(audience laughs)
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- Oh, come on.
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What, you think I would
run out and buy something
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just because of
some hidden message?
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- Well, you all did.
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Remember that lovely music tape
I played for you yesterday?
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It contained hidden messages
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asking for flowers,
candy, and apples.
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- Well, that's ridiculous,
Miss Wentworth.
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What do ya take us
for, mindless robots?
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- Never.
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(audience laughs)
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Never, Screech.
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- How do you do that?
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- It's simple.
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Gather round.
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Listen closely to the tape
I played for you yesterday.
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(new age music)
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Now you'll only
hear the messages
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when I take out the music
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and turn up the voice track.
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Bring your favorite
teacher, Miss Wentworth,
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apples and candy to eat.
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She also loves
beautiful flowers.
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And if any of you have a
handsome single parent,
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I'm available.
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(audience laughs)
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Bring your favorite
teacher, Miss Wentworth,
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apples and candy to eat.
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- Well, this is amazing.
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Does it always work?
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- It's usually effective
for a few hours.
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But remember, it doesn't
work on everyone.
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And there are always minds
that get the messages
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a bit mixed up.
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(audience laughs)
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- Zack, what if Belding
finds out we're giving him
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a tape with hidden messages?
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- Well, he's not gonna find out.
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They're hidden. (laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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Look, besides,
it's my only hope.
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Gotta keep Belding
away from my mother.
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- Oh, don't worry, Zack.
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She'll never fall for Belding.
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She loves your father.
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- No, you idiot.
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Look.
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If Belding meets my
mother, I'll be grounded.
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Alright, is everything set up?
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- Yep, California Girls
tape is in this machine.
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I'll record your voice,
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and then we'll mix
them both together.
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- So where's the microphone?
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- It's hidden. (laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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- Okay, Screech.
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Get ready to record my voice.
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- Zack brainwashing
Belding, take one.
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(audience laughs)
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- Zack Morris is a good kid.
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Zack Morris is a great student.
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(Screech laughs)
(audience laughs)
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Zack Morris is a
fine human being.
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Zack Morris is the
son I never had.
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- You're Belding's son?
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I never knew that.
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(audience laughs)
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(upbeat music)
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(audience laughs)
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- Have you guys seen Screech?
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- Yeah, I saw him
in the cafeteria.
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He was making an egg-salad
sculpture of you.
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(audience laughs)
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- He has been hounding me
to go to the dance with him.
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Everywhere I go, he's chasing
me with that silly heart.
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Well, I finally
got away from him.
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- Guess again.
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(audience laughs)
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(Kelly screams)
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- I'm not safe anywhere.
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- Mr. Belding, I have
a present for you.
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Beach Boys, California Girls.
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- I already have
that tape, Zack.
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- Oh, but not the new,
enhanced Dolby version.
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- Well, thank you, Zack.
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My tape is rather old.
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- Oh, well, play it a lot, sir.
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- I will, but you're
not off the hook, bub.
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(audience laughs)
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- See, what did I
tell you, Kelly?
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Preppy can't go to the dance.
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- Okay, Slater, I'll
wear your heart.
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(audience awws)
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- Oh, come
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Kelly?
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Oh, come on, Kelly,
you can't go with him.
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(Screech screams)
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(audience laughs)
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♪ I wish they all could
be California girls ♪
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(knock on door)
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Come in!
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Hello, Zack, you're late.
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Where is your mother?
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She is supposed to be here.
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- My mother?
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I told her not to come.
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- You told your
mother not to come?
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- Yes?
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- Who cares, Zack
Morris is a good kid.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, I was hoping
you'd say that, sir.
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- Now, Zack, this is
very serious business.
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Mr. Testaverde said
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that you dumped teabags
into the swimming pool.
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- Well, do you believe him, sir?
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- Of course not.
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Zack Morris is a
fine human being.
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(audience laughs)
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Now, Zack, your math
and science teachers
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say you're getting Ds.
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- Well, I don't
believe that, sir.
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- Neither do I.
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Zack Morris is a great student.
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(audience laughs)
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- Will that be all, sir?
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- I'll decide when this
meeting is over, young man.
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There's one other
thing I have to say.
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- There is?
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- Zack Morris is
the son I never had.
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(audience laughs)
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Have a good time at the dance.
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Here's 10 bucks, son.
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(audience laughs)
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- Thanks, Dad.
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♪ I wish they all could
be California girls ♪
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- If this works on principals,
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why can't it work on girls?
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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Hey, Screech, did you
give out the tapes
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with the hidden messages?
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- Yeah, I gave one to
every dork, nerd, and geek
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at Bayside to use on
their dream girls.
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- Alright, let's
see how it works.
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(playful music)
(audience laughs)
265
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- Hello, Clarissa.
266
00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:49,080
- Hi, Edgar.
267
00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,020
Thanks for that tape.
268
00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,790
It's my favorite song.
269
00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:54,320
- I knew you'd like it. (laughs)
270
00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:56,890
(audience laughs)
271
00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:58,360
Will you go to
the dance with me?
272
00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:02,000
- Oh, Edgar, I'm just
thrilled you're not taken.
273
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,230
(audience laughs)
274
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,270
- We're golden.
275
00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:07,100
It works.
276
00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,040
- I'm not sure, Zack.
277
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,600
Edgar's a pretty cool guy.
278
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,310
(audience laughs)
279
00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,940
- He's All City in chess.
280
00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:13,940
(audience laughs)
281
00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:16,510
(sultry music)
282
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,420
- Alan Fairbanks.
(playful music)
283
00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:27,550
(audience laughs)
284
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,860
I have been ignoring
you since second grade.
285
00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,960
- Uh, I know.
286
00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:35,130
Buffy, did you get
the tape I sent you?
287
00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:36,630
- Yes.
288
00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:37,900
Let's go steady.
289
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:38,700
- Okay.
290
00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:42,300
(playful music)
291
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,910
- Waitress?
292
00:10:46,910 --> 00:10:47,710
Waitress?
293
00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,480
- What can I get you, master?
294
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,780
- I'm sure you know by now.
295
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,120
- Oh, Screech, this is great.
296
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:06,060
And Kelly and Lisa are
gonna be ours forever.
297
00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,760
- I don't know, what if Wendell
and Edgar get there first?
298
00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:10,200
(audience laughs)
299
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,630
- We're sending them
tapes about us, you simp.
300
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,470
Look, all you've got to do
is switch our Bo Revere tapes
301
00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:18,740
with the ones in Kelly and
Lisa's cassette players.
302
00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:19,740
- Got 'em right here.
303
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:20,940
- Alright.
304
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,910
Did you check the
one I made for Kelly?
305
00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:25,250
- Yep, listened to it 10 times.
306
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,280
Zack?
307
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,510
- Yeah?
308
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,780
- Will you go to
the dance with me?
309
00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:31,620
(audience laughs)
310
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,390
(audience laughs)
311
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,630
- Hi.
- Hi.
312
00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:45,830
(audience laughs)
313
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:47,940
- You seem lost.
314
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:48,770
Are you new here?
315
00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,210
- Uh, yes, I'm new.
316
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,280
- I'm Jessie, what's your name?
317
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,680
- My name?
318
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,350
Uh, Barbara.
319
00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,610
Barbara Bush.
320
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:02,720
(audience laughs)
321
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,820
- Well, Barbara,
we'd better change.
322
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:05,890
You can't play soccer in that.
323
00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:07,350
You need a uniform.
324
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,120
- Well, I don't have one.
325
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:09,960
(audience laughs)
326
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,160
- Oh, don't be upset.
327
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:11,990
I'll get you one.
328
00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:12,830
What size do you wear?
329
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:13,860
- I don't know.
330
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,930
- You look like a petite.
331
00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:16,800
- Thank you.
332
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,030
- I'll be right back.
333
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,870
(audience laughs)
334
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,310
Okay, Barbara, I found one!
335
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,220
(audience laughs)
336
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,920
Barbara?
337
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,790
Barbara Bush?
338
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:39,990
(audience laughs)
339
00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:41,960
What a weird little girl.
340
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,060
- Zack, I am so
glad I found you.
341
00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,790
I have to talk to you.
342
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,290
- Oh?
343
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,600
I wonder what it could be.
344
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,530
- I don't wanna go to
the dance with Slater.
345
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:52,430
- What?
346
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,800
- Listen, it gets better.
347
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:58,740
- I suddenly realized how
much I care for you, Zack.
348
00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:01,280
Please rescue me from
this muscle-bound monkey.
349
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,980
(audience laughs)
350
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,980
- Well, Kelly, how
can you say that?
351
00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:06,480
You're wearing my heart.
352
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,550
- This thing?
353
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,720
Who cares.
354
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,620
(audience laughs)
355
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,120
- Kelly!
356
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,090
- Please say you'll go to
the dance with me, Zack.
357
00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:14,720
- Okay, I'll go with you.
358
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,230
(audience laughs)
359
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,900
- Has anyone seen my Screech?
360
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,830
- [Screech] I'm in
here, my darling.
361
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,330
(audience laughs)
362
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,770
- Come out, my handsome hunk.
363
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,310
- Your hunk is here.
364
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:37,680
- I want you to be my
sweetheart for the dance.
365
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:39,750
- Are you sure?
366
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,880
- If you look at
anyone else, I'll die.
367
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,620
Don't torture me anymore,
my manly mustang.
368
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:45,890
(audience laughs)
369
00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,590
- Okay, I'll go.
370
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,560
- At last, he's mine.
371
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,390
(audience laughs)
372
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,230
- Jessie.
373
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,000
Jessie?
374
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,170
If you kids keep
listening to those tapes,
375
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,700
you'll put my jukebox
out of business.
376
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:05,540
- Oh, I'm sorry, Max, but this
is the new Bo Revere tape.
377
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,910
They were all sold out, so
I had to borrow Kelly's.
378
00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:11,210
- I see you're going to the
dance with Steve Lawson.
379
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,050
- Yeah, but I think
I'd have a better time
380
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,550
if I went with Zack.
381
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,180
- Zack?
382
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,250
- He's the kind of boy
every girl dreams of.
383
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,350
(audience laughs)
384
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,290
Great looking, smart, and funny.
385
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:23,920
Yes, that's Zack Morris.
386
00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,560
- Something crazy's
going on here.
387
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,740
- Jessie?
388
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,510
Jessie, guess what?
389
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,840
Screech said he'd go
to the dance with me.
390
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,310
- Lisa, are you
talking about Screech
391
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,180
as in "get lost, creep"?
(audience laughs)
392
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,280
- You're just jealous.
393
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,380
Tiger man is a great catch.
394
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,350
(audience laughs)
395
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,650
- Look what I got.
396
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:52,390
- I thought you were
going with Slater?
397
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,860
- I was until I knew I
had to go with my Zack.
398
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,590
He's the kind of boy
every girl dreams of.
399
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:58,760
(audience laughs)
400
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,030
- [Both] Great looking,
smart, and funny.
401
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,960
Yes, that's Zack Morris.
402
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,600
(audience laughs)
403
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,070
- What's going on here?
404
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,770
- Yeah, we each had dates,
now we're fighting over Zack?
405
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:16,640
(playful music)
(audience laughs)
406
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,150
- Something weird's
going on here,
407
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:24,150
like Bayside's been brainwashed.
408
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,420
- You think someone's been
playing with our minds?
409
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,020
(bell dings)
(audience laughs)
410
00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:29,990
- Wait a second.
411
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:34,960
Miss Wentworth's class,
subliminal advertising?
412
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,370
I wonder if someone's using
hidden messages on us.
413
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,070
- Not my Screechy.
414
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,000
He's the buffest
bronco on Earth.
415
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,040
(audience laughs)
416
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,840
Wait a second, what am I saying?
417
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,340
- [Both] Zack.
418
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,710
- I bet he did it with
this Bo Revere tape.
419
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:54,780
- But how, the tapes were
never out of our hands?
420
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,180
- Except during soccer practice.
421
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,950
- Hold on.
422
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,860
There was a strange little
girl in the locker room.
423
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,090
- Yeah, we saw her.
424
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:06,330
- Just think about it, okay.
425
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:07,760
Take off the glasses.
426
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,230
(audience laughs)
427
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,630
- And the long hair.
428
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:14,070
(audience laughs)
429
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,770
- And the dress.
430
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:18,610
(audience laughs)
431
00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:24,740
- You don't have a Barbara,
you have a Screech.
432
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,680
- And wherever there's a
Screech, there's a Zack.
433
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,420
- This is war.
434
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,690
Ow.
435
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:40,490
- [Zack on Tape] Zack Morris
is a blond Tom Cruise.
436
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,330
(audience laughs)
437
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,230
Zack Morris is a 10.
438
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,100
- (scoffs) Two fives
is more like it.
439
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,330
- I'm stuck with a three
with seven leftover.
440
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,740
(audience laughs)
441
00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:52,210
- [Zack on Tape] Zack Morris
is perfect in every way.
442
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:55,240
- He certainly has a
high opinion of himself.
443
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,810
- He brainwashed me.
444
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:57,780
- You?
445
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,610
I was so mean to Slater.
446
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,880
I dumped him in
front of everyone.
447
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,720
- You?
448
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,950
What about me?
449
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,650
I begged Screech to
be my sweetheart.
450
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,650
I'm gonna be in counseling
for the rest of my life.
451
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,390
(audience laughs)
452
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,890
- Zack took advantage
of my classroom,
453
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:13,490
so he could be the most
popular boy in school.
454
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,830
- I think you should bust him.
455
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:17,260
- Oh, no, bust the
blond Tom Cruise?
456
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,470
Never.
(audience laughs)
457
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:22,600
We're gonna give him
exactly what he wants.
458
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,510
And that concludes our lesson
on subliminal advertising.
459
00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:30,980
Have you found it interesting?
460
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,550
- Oh, yes, Miss Wentworth.
461
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,580
- It's changed my whole life.
462
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:35,580
(audience laughs)
463
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,680
- I'll bet it has.
464
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,620
Now, does anyone have any
questions before we move on?
465
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,860
Jessie?
466
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,620
- Have governments ever
used these techniques
467
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,160
to control the
thoughts of people?
468
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,030
- Well, there have been cases.
469
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:49,760
- Does it ever backfire?
470
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,970
- I'm so glad you asked that.
471
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,570
During an election in Italy,
472
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:55,840
the ruling party
placed hidden messages
473
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,570
in the pizza commercials.
474
00:17:57,570 --> 00:17:58,840
- So what happened?
475
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,610
Did they eat the candidate?
476
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:01,980
- No, no, but they rioted
477
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,380
and sliced him into
12 equal pieces.
478
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:05,580
(audience laughs)
479
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,780
You can never be
sure of the effects
480
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,980
when you play with
people's minds, Zack.
481
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,220
- [Belding] Attention students,
482
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,620
this is your
principal, Mr. Belding,
483
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:14,320
inviting you to take
a break from learning.
484
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,160
- Alright.
485
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,130
- To help make school
more enjoyable,
486
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,690
we're going to play
a hit song every day.
487
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,400
I wanna think Kelly Kapowski
488
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,760
for lending us her tape.
489
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,530
(audience laughs)
490
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,570
(upbeat pop music)
491
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:31,340
♪ Where are you going ♪
492
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:35,610
♪ Where have you been ♪
493
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:38,250
♪ You don't have to tell me ♪
494
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,680
- Zack, I love you.
495
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,220
You're perfect in every way.
496
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,180
(audience laughs)
497
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:44,320
- Jessie, what are you saying?
498
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,150
- I'm saying Zack
Morris is a 10.
499
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,990
- Jessie, sit down.
500
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,260
- Take me to the dance.
501
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:53,530
You're everything
a girl dreams of.
502
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:56,100
(Zack clears his throat)
503
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,560
- Is everything alright, Zack?
504
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,700
- Oh, yes, Miss Wentworth.
505
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,170
Everything's fine.
506
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,600
- Go to the dance with me, Zack.
507
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,870
- I'm going with Kelly.
508
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:03,800
- No, you're going with me.
509
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,800
- Keep your hands off him.
510
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,140
He's mine.
511
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,010
- Get your hands off me.
512
00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,580
- Zack.
- Zack.
513
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,580
(girls clamoring)
514
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,510
- Miss Wentworth,
you've gotta help me.
515
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:12,480
- Oh, you don't need any help,
516
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,250
you blond Tom Cruise.
517
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,050
- What, is everybody crazy?
518
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,990
- They're crazy
about you, Top Gun.
519
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,690
- [Girls] Zack! Zack!
520
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,220
Zack! Zack!
521
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,860
(audience laughs)
522
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:25,960
- Oh.
523
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,760
Geez.
524
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,970
- There you are.
525
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,830
You're so cute I could scream.
526
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,400
- I am?
527
00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:38,470
- I thought Screech was
my prince of passion,
528
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:39,710
but it's you.
529
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:40,540
The Z-man.
530
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,110
- [Screech] Beat it.
531
00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:46,110
- Take your hands off him!
532
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,010
He is mine.
533
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,920
- Yeah, you tell her.
534
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,920
- [Girls] Zack, Zack, Zack.
535
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:51,750
- Kelly, Kelly.
536
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:52,990
Whoa, hey.
537
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:55,920
- [Girls] Zack, Zack,
Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack.
538
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,690
(girls chanting)
539
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,930
- Hey!
540
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:02,160
Alright, just leave him alone!
541
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,600
- Oh, Slater, am
I glad to see you.
542
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,030
Hey, keep them away.
543
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,470
- Alright, just back off!
544
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,030
Back off.
545
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:10,670
(audience laughs)
546
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,270
He's going to the dance with me.
547
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:15,110
(audience laughs)
548
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:22,780
(upbeat pop music)
549
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:25,290
- Mr. Belding, you've got
to turn this tape off.
550
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,320
- Zack, it's radical.
551
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,460
(audience laughs)
552
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,720
- Look, Mr. Belding,
you don't understand.
553
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,290
I placed hidden messages
in that Bo Revere tape.
554
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,830
Now everybody wants me.
555
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,660
- Come on, Zack,
that's ridiculous.
556
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,130
You don't think that...
557
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,030
Has anyone ever told you
558
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,100
you look like a
blond Tom Cruise?
559
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,170
(audience laughs)
560
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,040
- Oh, no, not you, too?
561
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,040
- There's something
I'd like you to have.
562
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,580
- Hello, sweetheart.
563
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,110
- [All] Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack.
564
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,720
- Please stop loving me.
565
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,450
- Isn't that what
you wanted, Zack?
566
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:02,460
- I think this Bo Revere
tape belongs to you, Zack.
567
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:05,230
- But what about that tape?
568
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,930
- There are no hidden
messages on this tape, Zack.
569
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,760
- I bought it at
the Spinning Lizard.
570
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,970
- You mean you guys
were all in on this?
571
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:15,770
- You got it, you
fine human being.
572
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,000
(audience laughs)
573
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,000
- That's right, we
all got together
574
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,740
to teach you a lesson.
575
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:20,670
- Huh.
576
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,910
Well, I guess I learned it.
577
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:23,210
- Sorry we had to
be so inventive,
578
00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:26,150
but some students are
just harder to reach.
579
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,080
- By the way, son I never had,
580
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,880
you owe me $10.
(audience laughs)
581
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,920
You can pay me tomorrow when
we meet with your mommy.
582
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,620
- Crash landing, Top Gun.
583
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:39,760
(audience laughs)
584
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,000
(upbeat music)
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