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(school bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair, she
won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow, it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(cheerful music)
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- I like school.
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It's a good way to kill
time between weekends.
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It gives me five days to
plan my Saturday night.
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- I did it, I was
KBLA's 25th caller.
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I won two tickets to
go see George Michael.
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- Kelly, that's great,
who are you gonna take?
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- Allow me to
recommend Zack Morris.
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He's cute, warm,
and affectionate.
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- And so is a cocker spaniel.
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If you want a date,
Kelly, take me.
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(Zack laughs)
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- I'd love to take both of you,
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but I need some time to decide.
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- Sounds fair.
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- Time's up, what's your answer?
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- Zack.
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- See, she's going with me.
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Too bad, Slater.
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(school bell rings)
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- I'll let you guys know.
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- Screech, in honor of your
37th consecutive A plus,
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you get to wear the
Mertz Molecule hat.
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Oo-be-do-do-boop-boop-boop-boop.
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- [Zack] That's great.
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(students applaud)
(audience applauds)
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- That's a good
way to get girls.
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- Thanks, Dr. Mertz.
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- Yeah, don't let it go
to your head. (lips trill)
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- I won't, sir.
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- Good. (laughs)
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And now I have the pleasure
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of passing out last
week's test results.
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Slater, here you go.
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- All right.
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Hey, a B minus.
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That's decent.
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- Decent?
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If NASA scientists
got B minuses,
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the space shuttle wouldn't
get past Cleveland.
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Sorry, Zack.
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Copy from someone
smarter next week.
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- That's up to you, sir.
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You assign the seats.
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- Yeah.
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Kelly.
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Ooh, I'm really sorry.
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- An F?
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Did I really deserve an F?
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- No, but they don't
allow us to give M's.
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(audience laughs)
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- My parents are gonna kill me.
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- Remember, there's one
more test on Friday,
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and that counts for
half your final grades.
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- I'll be grounded for life.
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I mean, no more cheerleading,
no more volleyball,
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and for sure, no
George Michael concert.
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- There goes my weekend.
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Now, Screech, I need
to borrow your brain.
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- No way, Zack.
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You still haven't returned my
tricycle from kindergarten.
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- No, I mean I need you
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to help Kelly get an
A on her science test
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so she'll take me to the
George Michael concert.
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- I don't have any time, Zack.
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It's mating season
on my ant farm.
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I'm gonna be an uncle.
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(audience laughs)
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- Now, look.
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Kelly is Lisa's friend, right?
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And by helping Kelly,
you'll be helping Lisa.
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- Ah, Lisa.
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- I'll never pass Mertz's
class, I am doomed.
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- Kelly, you have to
change your attitude.
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- She's right, this
is not like you.
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Will you start
thinking positive?
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- Okay, I'm positive I'm doomed.
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- Hey Kelly, your
troubles are over.
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Screech here has agreed to
share his wisdom and tutor you.
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- I will be your Yoda.
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And I will be your everything.
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- And I will be gone.
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- Screech, I could
really use your help.
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I don't know what to say.
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- Well, just say,
after I pass the test,
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I'm gonna take Zack to the
George Michael concert.
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- Oh, Zack.
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Okay, so when do we start?
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- Well, tonight, but it
has to be at my place.
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I'm not allowed out after Alf.
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(cheerful music)
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- Screech, hello?
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(audience laughs)
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(plasma lamp buzzes)
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- Gosh, you're electrifying.
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- Who are you?
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- Hi, I'm Kevin,
Screech's robot.
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Welcome to our world.
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- Oh, hi Kelly.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was developing
pictures in my darkroom.
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- They're for Robot Illustrated.
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I'm Hunk of the Month.
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(Kelly laughs)
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- I see you've met
my robot, Kevin.
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- (laughs) Screech,
he's just like you.
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- It's 'cause I programmed him.
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- That's what he thinks.
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- How fun.
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Well, Screech, you've
got a great room.
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I mean, I've never seen
anything like it before.
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- Guess you've only
lived on one planet.
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Well, let's get started.
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- I brought all my books.
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Where do you want to begin?
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- Let's start with
atomic energy.
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What do you know
about nuclear fission?
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- Not much.
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Always end up losing
my bait. (laughs)
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(Kevin laughs)
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- Better put on a
pot of cocoa, Kevin.
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It's gonna be a long night.
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Now, think of these dolls
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as cheerleader atoms
at a football game.
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Now, alone, they are just
separate little voices.
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- Rah, rah, sis boom bah.
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- But fused together as a
pyramid, they are a force.
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(crowd cheers)
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- Oh, so if fusion is forming
a cheerleading pyramid,
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then fission must be--
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- When the atoms do the splits.
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(Kevin whistles)
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(explosion booms)
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Thank you, Kevin.
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- I get it now.
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Screech, this is fantastic.
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I can't believe you went to
all this trouble just for me.
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- I wanted to show you
that science is fun.
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- Beep, it's 9:00 p.m.,
have you flossed yet?
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- Sorry Kelly, we have to stop.
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It's my bedtime.
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- I really should
be getting home.
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Screech, thanks for everything.
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I really had a great time.
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- I did too.
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Well.
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- Well.
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- Goodnight.
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- Goodnight.
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- She's cute.
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- Well, she's got
all the symptoms.
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Glassy eyes, goofy look.
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- Mismatched wardrobe.
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It can only mean one thing.
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- [Both] Crush.
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- Come on Kelly, who
are you thinking about?
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- Is he cute?
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- Well, kind of.
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He's real intelligent,
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got a great sense of humor,
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and he's really fun to be with.
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- If I found someone like
that, I'd never let him go.
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- So give already, who is it?
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- Screech.
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(Lisa sputters)
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(audience laughs)
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- Kelly, you're kidding, right?
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- No, I had so much fun
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studying with Screech
in his room last night.
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- You were in his room?
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Didn't the bats bother you?
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- That is just a rumor.
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None of his creatures can fly.
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You know, Lisa, you really
ought to give Screech a chance.
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- I'd rather give
chicken pox a chance.
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- I am telling you, Screech
can be really charming.
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- He definitely did
something to her brain.
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- He did.
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I'm seeing Screech in a
completely different way.
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- The best way is blindfolded.
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- Now, Screech, you
still haven't told me
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how it went with
Kelly last night.
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- We've been over it already.
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- Okay, so how many times
did my name come up?
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- None, zero, zilch,
zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
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- All right, all right.
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But I bet she was thinking
about me the whole time.
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- Screech, all I can think
about since last night
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is the stuff we went over.
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- Hi, Kelly.
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- I got my book here.
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Maybe we can review
some right now.
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- (laughs) Hi, Kelly.
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- Let's go to our own table,
it'll be a lot quieter.
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- Bye, Kelly.
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- Don't take it
personally, Zack,
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but Kelly's only got
eyes for Screech.
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- What?
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Hey, get out of town.
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- Here's your usual, Kelly.
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- Thanks.
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Screech, would you like
to split this with me?
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- Sure.
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- No problem.
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Service for one is
now service for two.
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- Oh, wow.
- Thank you.
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- Come on, you guys are crazy.
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Hey, there's nothing going
on between Screech and Kelly.
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It's just a simple
tutor-tutee relationship.
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- You should see what he's
doing with your tutee.
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(audience laughs)
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- I think we've just
entered the twilight zone.
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Slater, I'm telling you,
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they were drinking
from the same malt.
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Their lips were this close.
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- Kelly and Screech?
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Forget it, preppy, no sale.
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- I saw it with my own two eyes.
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Hey, Screech was being charming.
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He was using a spoon.
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- (laughs) Get out of town.
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- No, you get out
of town. (laughs)
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- Okay, let's put
it to the test.
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(Zack laughs)
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Hey Kelly, how about a
pizza and movie tonight?
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- Sorry Slater, I already have
dinner plans with Screechy.
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- Yeah, and after that,
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Kell Kell and I are gonna
be studying at my place.
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- Yeah, probably till late.
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- Screechy?
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- Kell Kell?
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- Okay, define radioactivity.
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- Changing stations till
you find your favorite song?
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(Kevin buzzes)
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- Wrong.
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- I was just joking, Kevin.
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Radioactivity is the
spontaneous emission of waves
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or particles from
decaying atomic nuclei.
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- Very good.
259
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- Excellent, Kell Kell.
260
00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:01,420
- Okay, now that we know
what radioactivity is,
261
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,760
how about radiation?
262
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,130
(knocking on door)
263
00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:08,960
Kevin, you didn't order
a pizza again, did you?
264
00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:10,100
- Don't look at me.
265
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,070
- Hey, Screech.
266
00:11:18,070 --> 00:11:20,370
- Zack, what are you doing here?
267
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,110
- Me?
268
00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:24,850
Oh, I came by to return
Screech's tricycle.
269
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,880
- (laughs) Screech,
is that yours?
270
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,450
- It was in kindergarten.
271
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:34,290
- Kelly, what a
pleasant surprise.
272
00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:37,220
Preppy, what are you doing here?
273
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,930
- (laughs) I was just about
to ask you the same thing.
274
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:43,200
- I got stuck on a little
science problem at home.
275
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,670
- What is it?
276
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:48,270
- Screech, can you explain
Einstein's theory of relativity?
277
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,240
- It's pretty complicated.
278
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,840
It could take all night.
279
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,370
- I can wait.
280
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,940
- You guys, we're in the
middle of something here.
281
00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,140
Do you mind?
282
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,080
- [Both] Yes.
283
00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:02,480
- Sorry, why don't we
meet tomorrow after school
284
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,650
and do guy things?
285
00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:05,650
Bye.
286
00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:06,820
- [Both] But--
287
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,660
- Screech, that was great,
you really took charge.
288
00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,590
- Science brings out
the animal in him.
289
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,460
- Now, where were we?
290
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,000
Ah.
291
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,800
Now, this blender is an atom
292
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,670
and the popcorn
are its particles.
293
00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:24,740
Now, if we were to
bombard the atom,
294
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,940
the particles would split apart.
295
00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:29,080
- I'm not so sure I understand.
296
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,280
- Watch.
297
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,950
My finger will bombard
this blender and,
298
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:34,310
(blender hums)
299
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,850
(audience laughs)
300
00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,320
we have radioactivity.
301
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,360
- (laughs) Screech,
you're the greatest.
302
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,890
- [Screech] Thanks.
303
00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:44,790
- I understand, I see it now.
304
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,690
You're the best
teacher I've ever had.
305
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,260
(lips smack)
306
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,070
(audience laughs)
307
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:58,510
- Preppy, we just lost
our girl to a nerd.
308
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,670
- Let's keep this a secret.
309
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,540
We've got reputations
to protect.
310
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,380
- Shh.
311
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,480
- Kelly and Screech, together.
312
00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:10,520
- This is hot.
313
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,790
(both laugh)
314
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,450
- Kelly and Screech.
315
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,260
- Kelly and Screech.
316
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,060
- Kelly and Screech.
317
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,190
- Kelly and Screech.
318
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,300
- Kelly and Screech.
319
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,830
- Kelly and Screech?
320
00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:32,470
(audience laughs and applauds)
321
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:36,380
(audience laughs and applauds)
322
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,520
(audience laughs)
323
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,890
- Something tells
me the secret's out.
324
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,130
- I remember the first time
325
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,230
Screech proposed to
me in kindergarten.
326
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,660
I buried his head
in the sandbox.
327
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,100
- And we got out early that day.
328
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,500
Mrs. Gerski had to call
the fire department.
329
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,540
- Kelly has no right to steal
the one guy I love to reject.
330
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,240
- It's him!
331
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,640
- Screech, can we sit with you?
332
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:13,110
- Well, I guess so, if we
can find a table for 18.
333
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,590
- Screech mania
334
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:23,420
is all over Bayside
like a bad rash.
335
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,030
- You know, I don't get it.
336
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,290
What do they see in him?
337
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,560
- [Slater] You got me.
338
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,100
- Well, Kelly's the most
popular girl in school.
339
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,800
If she wore a pizza on her
head and called it a hat,
340
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,040
there'd be a run on
pepperoni. (laughs)
341
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,170
- Screech is a
fashion statement?
342
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,540
- Scary thought.
343
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:42,480
(mystical music)
344
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,140
- Got a date for the prom yet?
345
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,850
- Well, I've been
asked by the captains
346
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,650
of the football team,
the basketball team,
347
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,550
the debating team,
and the class hunk.
348
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:51,290
Nothing to get excited about.
349
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,750
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
350
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,260
All the good nerds are taken.
351
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,960
- Hello. (laughs)
352
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:04,630
- Hello. (laughs)
353
00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:06,070
- Hey, me first.
354
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,940
- Hey, out of my way.
355
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,440
- Hey, didn't your mother
ever teach you manners?
356
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,270
- Hey, come on, come on.
357
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:13,710
(both groan)
358
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:18,650
(Zack laughs)
359
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,550
- Way to go, spaz-ola.
360
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,150
- Walk much as a kid?
361
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,320
- Oh, oh.
362
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,720
- [Both] Hi, girls. (laughs)
363
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:32,930
- Oh, girls. (laughs)
364
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,360
- The Bayside stud
muffins are here.
365
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:37,800
- That's up, yep-a-yep,
yep yep. (laughs)
366
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,970
- Do you know anybody
who can do this?
367
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:43,040
(cheeks flap)
368
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:43,970
- Wow, that is so cool.
369
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,610
Can you teach us how to do that?
370
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,410
(Zack and Slater laugh)
371
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,340
- Maybe later.
372
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,780
Kelly's here, ooh.
373
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,050
- [Both] Darn.
374
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,320
- Hello, boys.
375
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,880
- Kelly, come here
Kelly, come here.
376
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,480
Kelly, you wanna
come over tonight
377
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:01,120
and look at my lint collection?
378
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,620
- She can't.
379
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:05,190
She's coming over to look
at my earwax sculptures.
380
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,690
(both laugh)
381
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,330
- Sorry boys, I'm not seeing
either one of you anymore.
382
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,560
Nerds are out.
383
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,530
- Well, what's in?
384
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:16,100
(dramatic music)
385
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:20,040
(audience laughs and applauds)
386
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:23,640
- Ooh.
387
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,980
- The name is Bond.
388
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,180
Screech Bond.
389
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:30,020
(audience laughs)
390
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,450
I have a license to love.
391
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,390
- [Slater] Wow.
392
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:39,230
- Tough.
393
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:43,260
Now, there's only one
way to outfox a nerd.
394
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,970
You get a bigger nerd.
395
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,700
(cheerful music)
396
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,670
- Hey, are you sure this
one is gonna work, preppy?
397
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,210
- Hey, trust me, Slater.
398
00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:57,610
If Belding thinks Kelly and
Screech are getting married,
399
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,850
(laughs) he'll break 'em up.
400
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,980
- Let's hope he doesn't
buy them Tupperware.
401
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,020
- Aluminum drive was
over last week, boys.
402
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,350
Little late with those cans.
403
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,920
- [Both] Uh.
404
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,920
- Cans?
405
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,160
- Cans, sir?
406
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,030
(both laugh)
407
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,860
What cans?
408
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,460
- Move it.
409
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,800
(Zack laughs)
410
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,630
- Moving, sir.
411
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,680
(all laugh)
412
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,340
That was supposed
to be a secret.
413
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,350
- What is?
414
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,250
- Nothing, sir.
415
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,610
- Yeah, this certainly
has nothing to do
416
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,850
with Screech and Kelly.
417
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:36,780
- Shh.
418
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,450
- Boys, need I remind you
419
00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:40,520
that anything that
goes on in my school
420
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,220
concerning my students
is principal territory?
421
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:46,630
- He does have a right to know.
422
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,260
- But it's not
our place to tell.
423
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,430
- What does all this stuff
424
00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:53,200
have to do with Screech
and Kelly anyway?
425
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,470
I mean, it's not like they're
426
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:56,800
getting married or
anything. (laughs)
427
00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,410
- You didn't hear
it from us, sir.
428
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,380
- Excuse us, Mr. Belding.
429
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,640
We've got to tie those
430
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,550
to the back of the
honeymoon 10-speed.
431
00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:08,950
- Look, I understand
how kids your age
432
00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:12,820
might misread a close
friendship as something more.
433
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:15,090
You see the road I'm
following here, son?
434
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,890
- No, I think you lost
me at the on ramp, sir.
435
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,660
- I'm talking about
you and Kelly.
436
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,260
I don't think either of you
realizes what lies ahead.
437
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,430
- Well, sure we do.
438
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,470
Friday is the big day.
439
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,300
- Friday?
440
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:32,240
Do you really think you're
ready for something like this?
441
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,310
- I'm always ready.
442
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,440
I just hope she is.
443
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:36,580
- Do your parents know?
444
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:37,810
- Of course they do.
445
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,610
She's been at my
house every night.
446
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,250
- And they have no objections?
447
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,950
- No, they're rooting us on.
448
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,390
(audience laughs)
449
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,750
- Well, I have objections.
450
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,360
Screech, you can't elope.
451
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,220
- Who are you calling
cantaloupe, you melon head?
452
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,060
(audience laughs)
453
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,200
I'm sorry, Mr. Belding.
454
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,970
- Screech, get a
hold of yourself.
455
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:06,540
Teenage marriage is
a very serious step.
456
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,180
- What teenage marriage?
457
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,580
- Yours and Kelly's.
458
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:13,050
- Well, I'm not getting
married, is she?
459
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:16,180
- Well, then what's all this
about Friday being the big day?
460
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,350
- Well, it is, in science class.
461
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:20,620
It's the final test we've
been cramming for all week.
462
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:23,160
(door creaks)
463
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:27,390
- Oh, so all this talk about
you and Kelly getting married
464
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,930
is just some crazy
hoax perpetrated by
465
00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:35,840
a couple of detention lifers.
466
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,640
(school bell rings)
467
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,080
- So ends another
science soiree.
468
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,150
Pick up your tests on
the way out, please.
469
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,190
- All right!
470
00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:55,720
B plus, preppy.
471
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,120
How'd you do?
472
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,230
- I got a C.
473
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,060
- Yeah?
474
00:19:59,060 --> 00:19:59,990
- Yeah.
475
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,990
It says see me after school.
476
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,800
- I got an A, I got an A,
477
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,040
that means I'm gonna
pass the course!
478
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,540
Screech, we did it!
479
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,810
- No, you did it
Kelly, I only helped.
480
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,010
- That means I get to go
481
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,510
to the George Michael
concert after all.
482
00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:16,740
Guess who I'm taking.
483
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:17,980
- Zack?
484
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:18,850
- [Kelly] No.
485
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:19,850
- Slater?
486
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,110
- No, I'll give you a hint.
487
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,880
Someone I know who's the
smartest guy in science.
488
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,890
- Dr. Mertz?
489
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:28,190
- No, silly, you.
490
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,720
- Me?
491
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,390
Why would you want to take
me to see George Michael?
492
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,230
I hate him.
493
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,660
- You do?
494
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,600
Oh, well then where would
you like to go celebrate?
495
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,870
- How about the
International Insect Expo?
496
00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:42,170
I hear this year, they're
having a petting zoo.
497
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,040
- I don't think so.
498
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,410
Why don't we go play
volleyball on the beach?
499
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,080
- No, I've had a fear of sand
500
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,880
ever since I was
in kindergarten.
501
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,680
(audience laughs)
502
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,380
Guess we don't have a
lot in common, do we?
503
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,620
- Guess not.
504
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,190
- Eh, you're beach
and sunscreen,
505
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:02,290
I'm ant farms and allergy pills.
506
00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:03,120
- I know.
507
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,930
- Every ice cream cone
has its last lick, Kelly,
508
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,160
and this is ours.
509
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,360
- I'll never forget
how you helped me.
510
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,200
(lips smack)
511
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,440
- [Audience] Aw.
512
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,840
- We'll always have science.
513
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,180
- Rebound.
514
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:25,610
(audience laughs)
515
00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,610
So, Kelly, looks like
you're gonna need
516
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,150
a date for the
concert after all.
517
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:30,350
Pick you up around 7:00?
518
00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:32,190
- Forget it, preppy,
she's taking me.
519
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,290
Aren't you, Kelly?
520
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,490
- Why don't you guys go?
521
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,090
I really don't feel up to it.
522
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:43,900
- Whoa.
523
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,000
Think she'll be all right?
524
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,500
- Oh, yeah.
525
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,400
Hey, how long could it
take to get over Screech?
526
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,300
- Hey, right.
527
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,340
- Well, looks like we're
going to the concert together.
528
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:55,070
- I'm not going on
a date with you.
529
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,880
- Well, then give
me your ticket.
530
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,480
- No, give me yours.
531
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,850
- Well, these are
front row seats.
532
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,990
- Pick you up at 7:00?
533
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,690
- If you get me home by 10:00.
534
00:22:10,690 --> 00:22:12,460
(audience laughs)
535
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:15,230
(cheerful music)
536
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:21,200
(energetic music)
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