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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:04,265 [ violin playing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"] 2 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,934 Captioning sponsored by PARAMOUNT TELEVISION 3 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,792 No, no. First, you should find out 4 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,360 what is the essential nature of the universe. 5 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:43,059 Is the universe an inherently irrational place 6 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,061 random and chaotic? 7 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:53,069 Chipmunk, your spoon. 8 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,462 Oh. 9 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:56,333 Your spoon-- it's on the floor. 10 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:57,595 Oh! 11 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:58,988 Are you ready to order? 12 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:00,207 Uh, yes, I think. 13 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,947 The usual, please. 14 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,993 No. I'll have a cup of coffee 15 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:05,473 and a corn muffin, please. 16 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:06,735 Ow! 17 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:08,476 Darling, that is your usual. 18 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:09,738 Oh. 19 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,218 Well, I'll have that then. 20 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,480 Okay. 21 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:13,742 Thank you. 22 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,222 Aha!What? 23 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:19,008 It loses 11,000 molecules per square centimeter 24 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,357 per second. 25 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:21,358 What does? 26 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:24,274 The comet. 27 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,623 Now... 28 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,886 which one of these do you like best? 29 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,845 Is this a personality test? 30 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,847 Mm, it's a sort of surprise. 31 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:34,023 They're all the same. 32 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:35,024 What? No, no. 33 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:35,938 Look. 34 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,505 That's aquamarine. 35 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:39,376 That's blue-green, and that's algae. 36 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:41,509 Well, you know at the atomic level 37 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,511 there's no such thing as color. 38 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:45,904 Though they did do that study 39 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,471 in Belgium that time-- 40 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,646 or was it Denmark? 41 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:49,647 Babbling. 42 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:50,822 Anyway, babbling. 43 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,433 Anyway, the point was that... 44 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:53,738 What was the point? 45 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:56,176 Oh, that since protons are so much smaller 46 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,220 than light waves... 47 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,222 Algae. 48 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,354 Thank you. 49 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,138 Since protons are so much smaller 50 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,139 than light waves 51 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,793 how could they ever see it 52 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:05,794 to begin with? 53 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,230 [ chuckles] 54 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,058 Oh, those Danes. 55 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:12,061 [ playing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"] 56 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:16,935 Or is there a fundamental order underlying all things? 57 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,246 Hey, Captain Marvel? 58 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,378 Shazam? 59 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,684 Oh, thanks. 60 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,644 I was just reading about Boyd's comet. 61 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:30,732 Boyd's what? 62 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:32,081 Comet? Like in the sky? 63 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,083 They say it's going to be here soon. 64 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,954 We're going to be able to see it. 65 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,565 You know why a comet's tail 66 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:39,393 always points away from the sun? 67 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,394 No. 68 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,395 Want to know? 69 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:42,831 No.No. 70 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,920 'Cause it's actually not a tail at all. 71 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:48,184 It's, it's bits of gas that the sun lights up. 72 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,274 We earthlings will try to keep that in mind. 73 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:55,539 Kind of like a 500-mile- long Jersey torch. 74 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:56,584 Wow. 75 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:59,326 It must be true. 76 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:00,762 The fact remains 77 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:03,765 that certain events are strictly accidental. 78 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:04,766 What fact? 79 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:06,942 [ loud backfire] 80 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,422 Oh! 81 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:11,468 Oh, my, look at the time. 82 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:12,556 [ loud backfire] 83 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,514 No problem. 84 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:15,690 [ loud backfire] 85 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:16,778 Oh! 86 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,345 It's because it's spring. 87 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,303 Everything goes through upheaval 88 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,305 in the spring, wouldn't you say? 89 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,872 Come on, you little bitch. 90 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,047 [ backfire] 91 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,266 Sounds like business. 92 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:27,267 M.G.T.F. Roadster. 93 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,268 Austin-Healey. 94 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,269 Cadillac coupe. 95 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,270 Buck. 96 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,271 You're on. 97 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,272 [ loud backfire] 98 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:33,316 Blown intake valve. 99 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,578 Cracked distributor cap. 100 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:35,840 Busted muffler. 101 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,148 Are we all victims 102 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:42,586 of some comic cosmic accident 103 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,807 or is there a grand design? 104 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:48,113 Oh, what luck. 105 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,162 T.C. Roadster. 106 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,337 That's a T.F. 107 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,341 A couple of college swells. 108 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,169 You handle them, Ed. 109 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:03,520 Hi, what seems to be the problem? 110 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,435 Um, uh... 111 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,178 Do you have anyone here 112 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,528 who knows how to deal with British automobiles? 113 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,660 I really don't want anyone 114 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,183 just poking around in there 115 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:15,315 with a sharp stick. 116 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:18,318 Would it be all right 117 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,015 if I looked under the bonnet? 118 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:22,757 Well, at least he called it a bonnet. 119 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,280 Ah... 120 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,501 so, that's the engine, huh? 121 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,416 Um, look, I think, perhaps we ought 122 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:31,026 to go somewhere else, do you? 123 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:35,204 [ engine chugging] 124 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,161 Intake valve, I'm tellin' ya. 125 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,206 Busted muffler. 126 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:38,599 Intake valve.Busted muffler. 127 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:39,687 That's your problem right there. 128 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:40,688 What? 129 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:41,689 You got no spark. 130 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:42,690 What? 131 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:43,952 You have no spark. 132 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,606 Yes, I heard him, Catherine. 133 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:47,172 What do you think it means? 134 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:48,391 Is it the generator? 135 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,349 The coil? What? 136 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,698 Well, it's hard to say. 137 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,135 You see, you have a Lucas type four generator 138 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:56,051 on a 12-volt system, and you know the British. 139 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:59,402 They'd rather spend time gluing wood on a dashboard 140 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,057 than getting the electrical system right. 141 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,319 Fascinating, 142 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,234 but what is wrong with the car? 143 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:10,065 Well, my guess is your stroke is too short 144 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,676 and you're getting premature ignition. 145 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,070 Does it ever feel that way? 146 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,332 Like what? 147 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,073 Like the stroke is too short 148 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:21,119 and you're getting premature ignition? 149 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:24,340 Well, I'm sure I don't know what you mean. 150 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,907 Could you just fix it 151 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,909 at least temporarily, do you think? 152 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,346 We're really running behind schedule here. 153 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,479 I'll check with my boss. 154 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:33,958 Don't go away. 155 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,530 He seems nice enough. 156 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,880 He, he's a troglodyte. 157 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:43,707 Intake valve, right? 158 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:44,882 Busted muffler? 159 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:45,883 I'm going to marry her. 160 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:46,884 Who? The dame? 161 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:47,929 Yeah. 162 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:48,973 Wow, that was fast. 163 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:49,974 What about the car? 164 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:51,411 Cracked distributor cap. 165 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,847 You wouldn't believe it. 166 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,762 I looked at her, she looked at me 167 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:55,937 and it was... it happened. 168 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,286 You could feel it. 169 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:59,331 It was like death, but in a good way. 170 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,332 He's going screwy. 171 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:01,943 Pop, pop, pop, pop. 172 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,118 It was electric. 173 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,729 And then, then I kissed her. 174 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:07,644 You kissed a customer? 175 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:08,645 When? 176 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:09,516 In the future. 177 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,082 It was weird. 178 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:13,868 It was like time and space got all mixed up and... 179 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,435 it was like a Martian mind-meld. 180 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,175 He's cracking up. 181 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,960 All right, look, I want you to stay away from the magazines. 182 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,222 That's an order. 183 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:21,310 No, you don't understand. 184 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,703 It was, it was, okay... 185 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:23,921 the past, the present, and the future 186 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,401 they all went together. 187 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,794 I had kids with her. I could see the kids. 188 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,143 I had two boys and three... no. 189 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,492 Three boys, two boys... 190 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:30,624 WOMAN: Excuse me? 191 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,669 How long will all this take? 192 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,806 Well, that's up to you. 193 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:39,981 It is? 194 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:42,810 The car, you nut. 195 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:45,029 Um, I, uh... 196 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:47,771 the car, a few days. 197 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,207 That long? 198 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,166 I'm going to have to give it 199 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,907 my full attention. 200 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,523 Well, in that case, I better call a phone. 201 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,482 Do you mind if I use your cab? 202 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:06,529 There's a cab in the office. 203 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:11,665 EINSTEIN: Ja, but the uncertainty principle postulates 204 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,667 a universe of chaos 205 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:17,497 where everything happens merely by chance. 206 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,502 Oh, thank you. 207 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:26,593 What's going on? 208 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:27,550 We'll take care of it. 209 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:33,338 Hello? I need a taxi. 210 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:35,036 Uh, Catherine Boyd. 211 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,559 B-O-Y-D. 212 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,213 What? Oh. 213 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,389 What's the address here? 214 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,609 130 Broad. 215 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:43,914 130 Broad. 216 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:47,222 The first stop is the Silas Paine Institute 217 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:50,225 then I'm going on to 112 Mercer. 218 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,705 Is that your address? 219 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:52,706 112 Mercer. 220 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,185 Two minutes! Thank you. 221 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,404 Bye. 222 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,666 [ sighs] 223 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,018 Oh, huh! 224 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,280 Well... 225 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:03,717 it was Belgium. 226 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,066 It was? 227 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,067 What was? 228 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,198 Mm-hmm. The study. 229 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,243 Thank you. 230 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,680 You're welcome. 231 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,726 James, the taxi will be here in two minutes. 232 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,075 Oh, well done, darling. 233 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,729 We'll meet him on the corner. 234 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,034 Belgium. 235 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,601 Well, thank you. 236 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:19,907 Two days? 237 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:21,604 We'll call you. 238 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,519 I, for one, will never believe 239 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,609 that God plays dice with the universe. 240 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,871 [ all chuckling] 241 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,276 We're wasting time. 242 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,277 Come on, serve already. 243 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,931 That's ridiculous. 244 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:46,629 How can you waste something that doesn't exist? 245 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,936 What, time doesn't exist? 246 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:49,893 Since when? 247 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,460 I wouldn't know. 248 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,767 If time doesn't exist, then there is no "when." 249 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:56,117 You hear, Liebitzrecht? 250 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,468 Another crazy theory. 251 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:01,949 Then tell me the correct time now, huh? 252 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,559 You see? 253 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,866 You can't, because as you're telling me 254 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,346 the future has already become the past. 255 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,348 Therefore, there is no present. 256 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:12,307 Therefore, time doesn't exist! 257 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,613 [ laughing] 258 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,181 Oops! 259 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,667 Now your racket doesn't exist. 260 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,501 Oh. 261 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:33,981 Yes? 262 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,635 You're Albert Einstein. 263 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,245 Thank you. 264 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,681 Wow. 265 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,771 May I say what a great fan I am of yours? 266 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:42,772 Thank you. 267 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,382 That thing you wrote 268 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,646 about light being bent by gravitation 269 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,560 and the whole relativity thing? 270 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,301 Man, that is... jiving. 271 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:54,001 I'm still trying to figure it out. 272 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,959 Me, too. 273 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,788 [ chuckling] 274 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,616 Uh, can I help you, Mr....? 275 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,357 Walters, Ed Walters. 276 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,665 Hi. Um... actually, I was looking for a Catherine Boyd. 277 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,536 I must have the wrong address. 278 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,407 I'm sorry to bother you, sir. 279 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:12,149 Oh, Catherine's my niece. 280 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,281 She's your niece? 281 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,065 She's your niece? 282 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,632 I can't have a niece? 283 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,417 Well, that would make you her uncle. 284 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:22,638 It works nicely, doesn't it? 285 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,813 Wow! 286 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,860 Well, you see, I found this... 287 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,992 watch of hers at my garage, and, uh... 288 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,124 Oh, thank you. 289 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,387 I'll see that she gets it. 290 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,912 Actually, I was hoping to return it to her personally. 291 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,393 Why? 292 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,396 [ haltingly]: Let's just say... 293 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,878 it would be beneficial to her future. 294 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:48,359 Perhaps you better come in, Mr. Walters. 295 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:56,585 Ah, Mr. Walters, may I present Boris Podolsky 296 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,848 Kurt Godel, Nathan Liebitzrecht-- 297 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:02,591 three of the greatest minds of the 20th century 298 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:07,727 and amongst them, they can't change a lightbulb. 299 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:08,771 [ all laughing] 300 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,033 Edward, is it? 301 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,513 Yes. 302 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,776 Edward has come to pay a call on Catherine. 303 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:14,908 Oh, really. 304 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,083 That's nice. 305 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,128 Very nice. 306 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,095 I could fix this for you. 307 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:31,141 Oh, very nice. 308 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,491 Very nice. 309 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,625 Thank you very much. 310 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:40,455 Oh, that's my compass. 311 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:44,589 This is what got me started in my work. 312 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:48,942 So, young man, do you think time exists? 313 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,639 Time? 314 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,906 I was just reading about it 315 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,343 in Future Sciencemagazine. 316 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,736 Tell us. 317 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,608 There are these twins, and one takes a journey 318 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,741 in a spacecraft at the speed of light 319 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,091 and the other one stays on Earth. 320 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,833 Well, the twin that travels into space 321 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:14,054 comes back years later, and he's young. 322 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,447 And the one who stayed on Earth, 323 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,319 by this time, is very old. 324 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:22,192 So, so, which one do you think is happier? 325 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,890 The young one. 326 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,630 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 327 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,372 No. The one that stayed behind. 328 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,504 Why? 329 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,506 Because he's had a full life 330 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,464 and he's had experiences 331 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,770 and love and pain 332 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,859 and he has a family and friends. 333 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,775 And the one who left, 334 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,299 well, time has just passed. 335 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,605 Yeah. 336 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,303 This is good, no? 337 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,044 [ all agreeing] 338 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,482 Tell us, what is your field of expertise? 339 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,962 My job? 340 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,182 I'm a... I'm an auto mechanic. 341 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:59,403 See the U.S.A. In your Chevrolet, ja? 342 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:03,712 Edward, what do you know about gravity? 343 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:04,887 Gravity? 344 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:05,932 Yeah. 345 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,238 We have a little gravity problem. 346 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,327 Please be careful, Edward. 347 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,894 Take it easy. 348 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,069 So, what do you think 349 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,070 of our Catherine, Mr. Walters? 350 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,550 I think she's wonderful. 351 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,031 Wonderful to the power of three. 352 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,380 What power of three? 353 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,903 To the power of ten! 354 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,035 We all love her. 355 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,732 She's engaged, you know. 356 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,081 Yeah, I know. 357 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,604 I saw the ring. 358 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:30,043 He's a professor of experimental psychology 359 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,218 James, uh... 360 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,046 Morland.The rat man. 361 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,525 You know what he does? 362 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,223 He puts electrodes 363 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:39,095 on the genitals of the rats. 364 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,881 Some day, I do that to him. 365 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,018 Ah, we threw the racket up to get the birdie. 366 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,937 We threw Godel's cane up there to get the racket. 367 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,418 I threw Podolsky's 368 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,942 golf club up there 369 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,552 to get even with him. 370 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,206 We're going 371 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,295 to throw Godel up there next. 372 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,428 [ chuckles]: Yeah. 373 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,430 It's a vicious tree. 374 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,735 Edward 375 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,781 Edward, what makes you think 376 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,914 that she would be better off 377 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,221 with you? 378 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,920 I don't know. Just a feeling. 379 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,399 A feeling? 380 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,923 What kind of feeling? 381 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,839 This is going to sound crazy. 382 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,102 That's all right. 383 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,320 You can tell us. 384 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,975 We are all a little crazy here. 385 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:36,457 Well, when she came in the garage... 386 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:41,505 it was like everything slowed down, and got 387 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,160 very clear. 388 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,467 It's like when you're milling a camshaft 389 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,295 or grinding down the curve on a fender. 390 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,992 A-A-And as you're doing it, 391 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,952 you just know everything is going to work out perfect. 392 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,563 Everything's going to fit. 393 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:56,956 You know? 394 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,394 You ever have that feeling? 395 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,396 Yeah, one time in 1905. 396 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,832 [ branch snaps] 397 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,529 Watch out. Watch out now! 398 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,230 Mr. Walters, are you all right? 399 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,976 That gravity-- it's a killer. 400 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:21,937 Mr. Bamberger, I don't know what it is you think I can do. 401 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,591 I'm finishing my thesis. 402 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,202 I do someadministrative work for my Uncle Albert... 403 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,812 but he adores you. They all do. 404 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:28,988 They'll listen to you. 405 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,076 No, no, no, sit here. 406 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,207 Get the full effect. 407 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,556 Please. 408 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,905 Catherine, I know I funded 409 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,516 the Institute for Advanced Study 410 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,083 as a place for pure thought... 411 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,042 but... but... the symposium next week... 412 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,175 it's our last chance. 413 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,307 My accountants are all over me. 414 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,832 Sit a little closer. 415 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,098 Tell your uncle we need something... 416 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,838 a new invention for New Jersey-- 417 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,753 something that can be... bought here 418 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,407 something that can be made here 419 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,670 something that can be launched from here. 420 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,630 It's important for the institute. 421 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:06,112 Stereo hi-fidelity. 422 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:09,245 ♪ In some secluded rendezvous 423 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,725 [ music turns raucous] 424 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,683 Spike Jones! 425 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,991 Move a little closer. 426 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,603 It sounds like he's right here 427 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,736 like you could reach out and touch him. 428 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,520 Or slap him. 429 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,915 You were attracted to the earth 430 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,918 at 32 feet per second per second. 431 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,746 [ laughing]: I believe it. 432 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,881 Ah, such a beautiful day. 433 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:42,235 Come, we'll find Catherine 434 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,280 and you'll give her the watch. 435 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,980 Look at this. 436 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:49,851 [ sighs] 437 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,113 You know... 438 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,855 when I was a patent clerk in Switzerland 439 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,988 I used to wonder what the universe would look like 440 00:17:57,032 --> 00:18:00,166 if I was traveling at the speed of light... 441 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:03,256 on a motorcycle. 442 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,088 GIRL: Hello, professor Einstein! 443 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,654 EDWARD: How you doing, doc? 444 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,134 EINSTEIN: Good. Very good. 445 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,137 I always wanted a convertible. 446 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,578 Wahoo! 447 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,251 [ Einstein speaking German] 448 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,296 What? 449 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,123 Faster. 450 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,385 Faster. 451 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,126 Okay, hang on, doc. 452 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,671 Wahoo! 453 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,941 MAN: Please... 454 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:22,204 Help... help! 455 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,205 James... 456 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,337 Ah, professor. 457 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,642 I was looking for Catherine. 458 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,122 Is she here? 459 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,645 No. No, but I'm glad you've come anyway. 460 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,951 MAN: Dr. Morland! 461 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,387 I'm not going to do your test anymore! 462 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,519 Shouldn't somebody help this guy? 463 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,129 Oh, he's all right. 464 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,478 It's a time deprivation experiment. 465 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,828 Go on. Have a look. 466 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,743 [ screaming] 467 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,485 This is right out of Martians Ate My Brain. 468 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,487 Have you ever read that story? 469 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,880 Don't I know you? 470 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,360 This is my friend Edward. 471 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,536 We're working on something together. 472 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,799 Really? What? 473 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,236 Attraction at a distance. 474 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,542 Well... shall we, uh... 475 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,326 go and have a look at the, uh... 476 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,329 and, uh, please, don't touch anything, will you? 477 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,070 [ screaming] 478 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:06,335 Let me show you the mouse I was talking about. 479 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,684 He's just around here. 480 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,079 Now, the mouse has learned 481 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,776 that the red lever will give him 482 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,691 an electrical stimulus in the brain 483 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,737 that's something akin to sexual climax 484 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,738 and the blue lever 485 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,609 will dispense him food. 486 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,830 Now, this one here 487 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,223 hasn't eaten for three days. 488 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,224 [ buzzing] 489 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,225 There. 490 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,009 Now, why would he do that? 491 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:35,582 Uh... excuse me a moment, will you? 492 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,237 Gretchen, would you, um... 493 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,415 that's curious. 494 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:46,114 That fellow in the booth calmed down so quickly. 495 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,072 Yes. Funny, huh? 496 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,160 Where's your watch? 497 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,249 Huh? 498 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,163 You were wearing a wristwatch. 499 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,992 Well, I figured since time doesn't exist-- 500 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,256 who needs a watch? 501 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:21,802 That was ausgezeichnet. 502 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:22,933 Thank you very much. 503 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,326 You're very welcome. 504 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:27,634 Next time I bring my goggles, ja? 505 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,331 All right, doc. 506 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,421 [ singing "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"] 507 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,252 Ah, Catherine... 508 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:47,871 Hi. 509 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,180 The garage. 510 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:54,356 He's quite a guy, your uncle. 511 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,531 Yes, he... he... 512 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:56,706 Do you know him? 513 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,230 I get around. 514 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,494 Did you take him on that thing? 515 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:02,495 Uh-huh. 516 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,018 You took Albert Einstein 517 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,454 for a ride on a motorcycle? 518 00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:06,847 Uh-huh. 519 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,675 Well, don't ever do that again.Why not? 520 00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:10,503 Because he could've been killed. 521 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:11,547 He loved it. 522 00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:12,505 He went "wahoo." 523 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:13,897 Wahoo? 524 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,509 When was the last time he went "wahoo"? 525 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,511 Well, I'm sure I don't know. 526 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:21,514 When was the last time youwent "wahoo"? 527 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,385 Well, I'm sureI don't know. 528 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,735 Want a... want a lift? 529 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,085 On that? 530 00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:29,696 No. 531 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:30,827 No. 532 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,612 No. 533 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:35,484 [ like Marlon Brando]: Come on, what could happen? 534 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:36,833 So you die a little. 535 00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:44,406 Hey, help me out, will you? 536 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:45,494 I'm a little nervous. 537 00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:46,756 Oh, really? Why? 538 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,845 I'm trying to figure out the best way 539 00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,064 to ask you to dinner. 540 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:52,501 Uh... mister... 541 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,155 Walters. Ed. 542 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:55,417 Right. 543 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,288 I'm sure you're a very nice person 544 00:22:57,332 --> 00:23:00,204 and I'm happy to know that my future automotive safety 545 00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,206 is in your large, very capable hands 546 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,644 but I-I really should be going that way 547 00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:07,037 so... good-bye. 548 00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:11,085 Well, then dinner's out of the question. 549 00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,086 Yeah. 550 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,870 So I should give you this. 551 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:16,307 You found it. 552 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:17,439 You left it. 553 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:18,440 You fixed it. 554 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,441 I polished it. 555 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:20,486 Thank you. 556 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:23,532 And I tightened the screws. 557 00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,447 I can feel that. 558 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,406 It's very pretty. 559 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:30,452 It was my father's. 560 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:33,020 I thought I'd lost it. 561 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,282 Thank you. 562 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:35,588 You're welcome. 563 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:40,375 Um...I'm sorry if I was abrupt before. 564 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,464 No problem. 565 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,597 [ laughing] 566 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,685 What? 567 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:46,990 Astonishing. 568 00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,776 An unmistakable chemical reaction. 569 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,255 What? 570 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:55,477 What? 571 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:57,436 Marlon Brando. 572 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:01,788 [ laughing] 573 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:05,487 Maybe not. 574 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:06,662 [ grunts] 575 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,578 So, James? 576 00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:10,623 Yes? 577 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,363 Where is it to be? 578 00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:13,974 Where is what to be, Duncan? 579 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,932 The honeymoon, man, the honeymoon. 580 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,282 What have you two lovebirds decided on? 581 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:20,981 Uh, well, we haven't really discussed it much. 582 00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,592 Um, though I was thinking the Ituri forest 583 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,246 in the Belgian Congo. 584 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,900 The Ituri forest. Excellent. 585 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:30,120 There's a pygmy village near the Embouti settlement. 586 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:31,687 You know it, don't you, Duncan? 587 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:33,297 Yes, it's fascinating. 588 00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:35,604 Sort of a complete pygmy package if you'd like. 589 00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:38,259 There's hospitality heart, wild boar roast 590 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:40,522 you wash in the river, tribal rituals... 591 00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:42,045 that sort of a thing. 592 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:44,657 It's like being one of the tribe, really. 593 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,920 It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 594 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,312 I like it. 595 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,750 I was thinking more along the lines 596 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:53,013 of a million kisses on your skin. 597 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,754 I beg your pardon, chimpmunk? 598 00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:57,539 On Maui they have these natural slides 599 00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,934 formed from these volcanic eruptions of obsidian 600 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:02,544 and you go climbing up 601 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,068 and then you go sliding down a hundred feet 602 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:07,593 into what they call the Seven Sacred Pools. 603 00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,899 And the water is so aerated 604 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:13,163 that it feels like a million kisses on your skin 605 00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:16,993 or like an enormous tongue just licking your entire body. 606 00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:19,605 [ James clears throat] 607 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:21,128 Dean, do you remember 608 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,565 we were talking about the funding? 609 00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:25,045 Obsidian slides 610 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,264 and great licking tongues? 611 00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,963 My god, he's the head of the whole department. 612 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,748 [ whispering]: James?Hmm? 613 00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:34,750 How would you like a million kisses 614 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:35,925 on your skin? 615 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,187 What? 616 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:39,581 What if we have our own primitive ritual 617 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:40,930 right here. 618 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:42,410 Have you gone mad?! 619 00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:43,846 What are you doing?! 620 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:52,246 You don't love me. 621 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:55,162 What, because I won't make love to you in the middle 622 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:56,729 of some dinner party? 623 00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:59,166 Catherine, how can you say such a thing? 624 00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:01,342 You know I love you more than anything. 625 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:03,692 You're my little munchkin, aren't you? 626 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,433 I don't know, James. Am I? 627 00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:07,087 But of course you are. 628 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:09,611 My little munchy munchkin. 629 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,787 Look, I wasn't going to tell you this till later 630 00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:14,094 but you remember that surprise I told you about? 631 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,269 No. 632 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:16,487 The cards. The color cards. 633 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:17,924 Yes. 634 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,926 Well, when we come home from our honeymoon 635 00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:22,276 we're going to have a home to come home to. 636 00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,495 In Stanford. 637 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,715 Oh... 638 00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:27,977 Full professor 639 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,718 Department of Applied Psychology. 640 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,285 And it comes 641 00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:33,417 with its own little munchkin nest. 642 00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:35,768 And you already picked out the color. 643 00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:37,204 EINSTEIN: Algae. 644 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,641 This is a color? 645 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:42,470 CATHERINE: And there'll be plenty of room for the children. 646 00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:43,776 Children... 647 00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:45,038 James says that spacing them 648 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,474 three and a half years apart 649 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:48,476 is optimal for their mental development. 650 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:51,131 But what about your mental development? 651 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:52,698 What? 652 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,569 Your research. 653 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,789 I don't know. 654 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:59,792 Sometimes I wonder if I wouldn't be a better mother 655 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,794 than a mechanic... mathematician. 656 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:06,015 Catherine... 657 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:08,975 when your father asked me to care for you 658 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:13,414 I tried to tell him that the things Iknow 659 00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:17,418 are not very useful in the real world. 660 00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:19,507 And that's why I'm so lucky 661 00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,422 that I have James. 662 00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,990 We have common goals and interests. 663 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:26,732 He's brilliant, organized, a planner. 664 00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:30,170 I find him verystimulating. 665 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,606 Intellectually. 666 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,174 Yeah, but what about love, Catherine? 667 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:35,610 [ cover clanking] 668 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,699 What?! 669 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,745 I said when does this all happen-- 670 00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,747 this wonderful, organized life? 671 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,009 In September. 672 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:45,011 They say Stanford is beautiful. 673 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,534 That's what they say. 674 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,231 This is the happiest day 675 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,146 of my entire life. 676 00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:01,288 Don't worry, liebchen. 677 00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:02,506 It will work out. 678 00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,036 [ sighs] 679 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:12,560 [ speaks German] 680 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,214 [ speaks German] 681 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:15,694 I promise. 682 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:20,873 ♪ Awop-bop-a-loo-mop- alop-bam-boom ♪ 683 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:23,571 ♪ Got a gal named Sue 684 00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,791 ♪ She knows just what to do... 685 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,923 PODOLSKY: I'm crazy about this song. 686 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,403 Get him. 687 00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:30,752 What are you, Podolsky, 688 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:31,884 a hep cat? 689 00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:34,060 No. I'm an American. 690 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,714 Oh... so what is it, 691 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:36,889 Mr. hep cat American? 692 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,718 I know. It's a... it's a... 693 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:40,762 Look out! 694 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:42,677 [ tires squealing] 695 00:28:44,113 --> 00:28:45,245 Learn to drive 696 00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:46,594 for God's sake! 697 00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:48,552 They should make people pass a test 698 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:50,032 before they let them drive! 699 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:51,860 You had to pass a test. 700 00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:53,906 How else could you get a license? 701 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:56,909 A license? 702 00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:59,041 It's "tutti frutti" or hutti? 703 00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:00,434 Quiet! 704 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:04,090 What is wrong with you today, Albert? 705 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,091 Eh! 706 00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:06,483 Catherine-- 707 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:08,703 she should be having more fun. 708 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,271 What she needs is a young man. 709 00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:14,274 She should go out, go dancing... 710 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:15,971 A little schtupping. 711 00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:17,103 GODEL: Come on. 712 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:18,408 Nathan, please. 713 00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:19,888 PODOLSKY: She thinks schtupping 714 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,803 is a town in Bavaria. 715 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,459 Where are you taking us, Albert? 716 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:30,290 Well, boys, how would you like to have a convertible? 717 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:33,772 Excellent!Excellent. 718 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:45,914 [ hubcap rolling] 719 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,359 Phew! 720 00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:57,491 Perfect. 721 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:58,753 Oh, beautiful. 722 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,322 Sir? 723 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:06,848 It's very nice upholstery. 724 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,807 You're Albert Einstein. 725 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,984 E = mc squared. 726 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:14,900 I hope so. 727 00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:17,424 Tell me, this comes from the factory like this? 728 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:18,904 Oh, no, no. It's all custom. 729 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:19,992 I can't believe it-- 730 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:21,036 in my garage. 731 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,385 This is a real honor. 732 00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,605 Frankie, this is Professor Einstein, 733 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,694 the smartest person in the world. 734 00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:28,652 How they hanging? 735 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,395 Edward! 736 00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:33,744 Hey, doc. 737 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:34,833 Edward. 738 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,530 There it is. 739 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:37,792 What do you think? 740 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,880 Is it possible? 741 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,186 Sure. Anything's possible. 742 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:41,927 He wants to turn that into this... 743 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:42,928 Convertible. 744 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:44,625 No problem. 745 00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:46,801 You were talking about the full treatment, Professor? 746 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,108 Ja, ja. The whole ball of wax. 747 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:50,457 [ honks horn] 748 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,806 Podolsky, stop that. 749 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,808 Okay, so we chop the top, 750 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,810 do a modified nose and deck... 751 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,116 Fill and block. 752 00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:59,031 French tuck and roll on the inside. 753 00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:00,380 Dago the front? 754 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:01,729 Just a touch. 755 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,383 Quad barrels for the mill. 756 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,037 A master kit. 757 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,386 Hot coil. 758 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,735 Stinger exhaust. 759 00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,389 High nickel chrome. 760 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,912 Sound good? 761 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,392 Like Mozart. 762 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,089 You know, I recall 763 00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:16,918 here someplace is an ice cream parlor. 764 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,398 Come, we get a scoop. 765 00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,052 Doc, actually, it's this way. 766 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,401 Is it all right? 767 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:22,750 Yeah, go, go. 768 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,056 Thank you very much. 769 00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:25,884 Sure.Sure. 770 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:33,456 When I first arrived here in 1933, 771 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:37,460 I went and bought one of these triple scoops. 772 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:38,940 What flavor? 773 00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,724 Peppermint. 774 00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:41,856 You see? 775 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,466 This is a good question. 776 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:44,946 "What flavor?" 777 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:48,994 Simple, specific, and it has an answer. 778 00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:51,431 EINSTEIN: You read a lot of science fiction. 779 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:56,349 Tell me, do you think they'll ever find intelligent life 780 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:58,699 anywhere in the universe? 781 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,962 They're still looking for intelligent life 782 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,268 here on Earth. 783 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,270 [ laughing] 784 00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:09,275 EINSTEIN: You know, Catherine-- she's a brilliant mathematician 785 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:11,059 but she lacks confidence. 786 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:13,932 She thinks her contribution to the world 787 00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:15,716 will be through her children. 788 00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:18,588 She has this crazy idea 789 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:22,331 that if she marries an intellectual 790 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:25,595 she will have genius children 791 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:28,120 or something like that. 792 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:31,123 Catherine-- she's too smart for that. 793 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,994 Oh, she's too smart here. 794 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,387 But not here. 795 00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:36,606 What she needs is to go out 796 00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:38,217 with someone like you. 797 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:39,740 The problem is 798 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:43,309 she would never go out with someone like you. 799 00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:44,658 That's easy. 800 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:46,312 Just lend me your brain 801 00:32:46,355 --> 00:32:47,748 for a couple of days. 802 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:51,882 What? 803 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:55,930 Are you thinking what I am thinking? 804 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,715 What would be the odds of that happening? 805 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,201 It's still not right. 806 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:07,420 What? 807 00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:09,161 He doesn't look like a scientist. 808 00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:12,077 So, what's the plan again, doc? 809 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,600 Here, try this. 810 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:16,472 The plan is we talk science. 811 00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:18,126 We have something to eat. 812 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:19,954 We drink some schnapps. 813 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,521 And we talk about life. 814 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:22,957 I think it's too fashionable. 815 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,306 Yeah, yeah. 816 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:27,309 Here-- take some. There's a coat. 817 00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:28,528 Wait, wait. 818 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:30,312 Nathan, your cardigan. 819 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:36,014 ED: What do I do if she asks me a question? 820 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,319 Ah. 821 00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:38,799 She asks you a question... 822 00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:42,107 here-- you pretend to smoke a pipe. 823 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,717 And then you say, 824 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,893 "Interesting concept." 825 00:33:45,936 --> 00:33:47,808 Don't worry. 826 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:50,071 We'll change the subject. 827 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:51,899 Change the subject? 828 00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:54,032 You know, like in football. 829 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:56,034 We'll run interference. 830 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,513 And now... 831 00:33:57,557 --> 00:33:58,862 this is a tie. 832 00:33:58,906 --> 00:34:00,951 Here-- this will hold up your pants. 833 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:01,996 Good, huh? 834 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,041 Yeah. 835 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,391 Yeah. 836 00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,480 He looks like a French impressionist. 837 00:34:07,523 --> 00:34:08,655 Yeah, yeah. 838 00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:30,503 ED: ...the nuclear configuration 839 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,287 is given by the expectation value 840 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:35,464 of the nuclear Hamiltonian, in a state with "M" neutrons... 841 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:37,553 [ men murmuring] 842 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:40,774 ...Will occur if the energy of the fuse state is lower 843 00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:42,036 than the energy of... 844 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,429 [ men murmuring] 845 00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,258 Our task is to see if the dynamics dictated 846 00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:48,260 by the interaction Hamiltonian 847 00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:50,958 generates a sufficiently rapid reaction 848 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:53,961 to make cold fusion-powered engines feasible. 849 00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:55,093 Hello. 850 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:57,356 Hello. 851 00:34:57,399 --> 00:34:58,531 Hello, liebchen. 852 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,969 So, we have here 853 00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:04,754 E over C squared. 854 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:06,930 ED: It's E squared. 855 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:08,889 Minus E squared over B 856 00:35:08,932 --> 00:35:10,543 minus V of X. 857 00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:12,936 [ men murmuring] 858 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:18,942 Uh, what's going on? 859 00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:20,553 It seems our friend Edward here 860 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,469 has been holding out on us. 861 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:27,864 In addition to being a very fine automotive mechanic 862 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:31,999 he is also in physics something of a wunderkind. 863 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,305 [ men agreeing] 864 00:35:33,348 --> 00:35:34,784 A wunderkind. 865 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:35,959 I, I had this idea. 866 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,178 I ran it by the doc 867 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,875 and we worked on it together 868 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:41,313 and everybody thought it wasn't so bad. 869 00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:42,792 So! "It wasn't so bad." 870 00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:43,924 It was astonishing. 871 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,186 Very innovative. 872 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,275 Well, do I get to hear what it is? 873 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,583 I figured out how to build 874 00:35:50,626 --> 00:35:53,673 a nuclear-powered spacecraft engine, I think. 875 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,022 A fusion engine. 876 00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:56,284 A what?! 877 00:35:56,328 --> 00:35:57,851 The process that fuels the stars. 878 00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,679 We're going to put it in a bottle. 879 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,595 Cold fusion. 880 00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:04,510 It's mind-boggling. 881 00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,164 He's a mechanic. 882 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:08,557 I was a clerk in a patent office. 883 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:10,342 Faraday was a carpenter. 884 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,171 Isaac Newton was an insurance salesman. 885 00:36:14,911 --> 00:36:16,043 Fusion. 886 00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:17,784 Fusion. 887 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,916 Really? Well, what are you wearing? 888 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,790 What difference does it make what he is wearing? 889 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:28,969 A nuclear-powered spacecraft. 890 00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:30,710 [ all murmuring] 891 00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,147 Well, that's perfect for New Jersey. 892 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,453 New Jersey? 893 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:36,019 The symposium. 894 00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,760 I don't suppose you have a paper on this. 895 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:38,587 Paper? 896 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:39,588 No, no, you see, 897 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,416 there are certain details... 898 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,331 We must check the spelling. 899 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,551 We could have it ready. 900 00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:46,682 You could? 901 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:47,988 Yeah. Sure. 902 00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:49,381 Couldn't we? 903 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:50,773 EINSTEIN: Ja,we could. 904 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,428 When is 905 00:36:53,472 --> 00:36:54,647 the symposium? 906 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,779 April 1. 907 00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:58,128 Five days. 908 00:36:58,172 --> 00:36:59,782 That's not a problem. 909 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:01,088 Oh, this is great! 910 00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:03,046 Bamberger will be thrilled. 911 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:04,918 I am 912 00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:06,485 very grateful. 913 00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:07,964 This is so... 914 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,357 huge, really. 915 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:16,277 Isaac Newton was not an insurance salesman. 916 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:20,716 [ door shuts] 917 00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:26,940 W-what? 918 00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:31,074 Boys, our little experiment 919 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:34,164 has just jumped to a higher energy level. 920 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:36,950 [ Edward mumbling] 921 00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:38,778 Over X... 922 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,562 minus Y to the X + Y... 923 00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:41,868 Minus Y to the X... 924 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:43,304 What language is that, Martian? 925 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:44,697 Wait, wait a minute, wait. 926 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,089 You're not changing anything, are you? 927 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,134 No. 928 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:48,309 Well, what's all that? 929 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:49,397 Nothing. 930 00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:51,051 All right, grab your scalpel. 931 00:37:51,094 --> 00:37:52,444 Let's operate. 932 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,231 [ laughs] 933 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,624 I don't believe it! 934 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,321 Einstein's car! 935 00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:01,888 We do this right, Eddie boy, 936 00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:04,282 we're going to have a whole new clientele! 937 00:38:04,325 --> 00:38:05,326 Whoo! 938 00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:13,900 Welcome to the first international physics symposium 939 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:17,425 designed to bring together the very best minds. 940 00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:19,775 It's time, Edward. 941 00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:24,563 Now, this is the largest gathering of the scientific... 942 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:26,173 I can't do this. 943 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:29,742 Why? Because you're sick with fear and anxiety? 944 00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:31,004 99% Of the world 945 00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:33,485 wakes up like this every morning. 946 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:34,355 Every morning. 947 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:35,791 Every morning. 948 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:41,667 Edward, just remember why you are doing this. 949 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:46,367 Many of the mysteries that we, until now, only... 950 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,369 She's not even here. 951 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:50,110 It's not as if he's even ever shown 952 00:38:50,153 --> 00:38:51,807 any signs of normal intelligence. 953 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,374 Think of that-- nuclear fusion. 954 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:54,941 I suppose these things happen. 955 00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:56,203 Idiot savant-- you know, 956 00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:58,031 a mental patient plays perfect chess 957 00:38:58,074 --> 00:38:59,511 a nine-year-old from Alabama 958 00:38:59,554 --> 00:39:01,948 suddenly starts speaking in iambic pentameter. 959 00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:03,819 [ gasping]: James, it's packed! 960 00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,430 To open our program 961 00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:07,693 here, delivering his paper 962 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:12,045 entitled "Cold Fusion-Powered Exploration Paradigms" 963 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,526 is our very own Edward Walters. 964 00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:24,971 Edward Walters. 965 00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:31,499 Dr. Walters? 966 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,632 Dr. Walters? 967 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,635 Doctor...? 968 00:39:36,678 --> 00:39:38,854 [ applause] 969 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:55,393 Are you all right, Dr. Walters? 970 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,569 Ed. 971 00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,179 Ed? 972 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:04,358 Ed. 973 00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:17,589 EINSTEIN: No, no 974 00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:21,419 it's P squared over N, not N squared over P. 975 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,812 ED: She's not even here. 976 00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:29,035 EINSTEIN: If she marries a genius, she'll have genius children. 977 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:30,732 Do something. 978 00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:34,606 I am doing something, but it's not helpful. 979 00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:36,216 Or pleasant. 980 00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:39,393 CATHERINE: A nuclear-powered spacecraft. 981 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,700 Distinguished colleagues... 982 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,964 honored guests... 983 00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:47,488 EINSTEIN: Edward, just remember 984 00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:51,274 why you are doing this. 985 00:40:57,890 --> 00:41:01,154 Any journey in life... 986 00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:05,898 if not done for human reasons, with understanding and love... 987 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:07,726 This is not the paper we wrote. 988 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,423 Shh! Listen. 989 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,339 EDWARD: ... would be a very empty and lonely one. 990 00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,471 And look. 991 00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:18,519 EDWARD: Something worth remembering, 992 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:22,523 since nuclear-powered spacecraft may soon make the ancient dream 993 00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:28,050 of traveling to the edge of the universe and back... 994 00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,704 a reality. 995 00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:34,579 The source of that power 996 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:39,061 is the very source that fuels the stars themselves 997 00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:40,541 and, in doing so 998 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:46,025 fuels our imagination and our dreams. 999 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:48,201 Let us suppose 1000 00:41:48,244 --> 00:41:52,031 that V of X is the standard barrier 1001 00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:54,381 of penetration potential 1002 00:41:54,424 --> 00:42:00,343 and that size... and nuclear ... function... 1003 00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:07,089 then, as usual, minus I-H-R-D sine D-T equals 1004 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:10,092 minus D squared 1005 00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:13,879 psi D-X squared 1006 00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:15,837 plus V of X. 1007 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:21,800 JAMES: What a circus! 1008 00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:24,411 As if the scientific analysis wasn't mind-numbing enough 1009 00:42:24,454 --> 00:42:26,718 what was all that mush about the human heart? 1010 00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:29,721 You didn't understand that because you're not a physicist. 1011 00:42:29,764 --> 00:42:31,287 Yeah, well, let's remember, darling, 1012 00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:32,898 neither was he until recently. 1013 00:42:32,941 --> 00:42:34,595 Did you notice he still had grease 1014 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:35,857 under his fingernails? 1015 00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:37,163 Edward, congratulations. 1016 00:42:37,206 --> 00:42:38,425 To genius. 1017 00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:40,296 To fusion. 1018 00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:41,820 To the heart. 1019 00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:43,256 Ah!Ah! 1020 00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:45,563 Ah, oh, so you never went to college. 1021 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:47,347 I barely finished high school. 1022 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,523 I was always taking apart some car. 1023 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,265 And yet, you have such an amazing grasp of theory. 1024 00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:55,268 Do you know, I believe that you used Debrawley's formula 1025 00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:57,096 for the length of the pilot wave. 1026 00:42:57,139 --> 00:42:58,184 Of course he did. 1027 00:42:58,227 --> 00:43:00,447 It was a brilliant stroke. 1028 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:01,927 I couldn't have done without it. 1029 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:04,059 Oh! I forgot that. 1030 00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:05,234 Wait a minute. 1031 00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:06,932 Could you, could you remind me? 1032 00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:08,237 Um... 1033 00:43:08,281 --> 00:43:10,588 Yeah. Um, sure. 1034 00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:12,241 Uh... 1035 00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:14,330 X 1036 00:43:14,374 --> 00:43:15,418 equals... 1037 00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:17,725 one 1038 00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:18,987 plus, uh... 1039 00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:21,163 W... 1040 00:43:22,861 --> 00:43:26,081 X equals one plus W 1041 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:26,995 cubed... 1042 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:32,653 in... 1043 00:43:32,697 --> 00:43:34,263 over pi. 1044 00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:36,875 CATHERINE: Right, right. 1045 00:43:36,918 --> 00:43:37,919 Can you invert that? 1046 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,140 MAN: Where is he?! 1047 00:43:41,183 --> 00:43:43,055 Where is that beautiful boy? 1048 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:44,273 Rocket ships. 1049 00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:46,319 Zoom!Zoom! 1050 00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,408 Home run, Catherine, home run! 1051 00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:49,670 Thank you, sir. 1052 00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:52,238 Ed Walters, may I present Louis Bamberger? 1053 00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:55,676 If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, 1054 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,331 you would have a lot of nickels. 1055 00:43:58,374 --> 00:44:01,813 An honor and a pleasure, sir. 1056 00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:03,423 New Jersey-- 1057 00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:05,860 leader in intergalactic rocket exploration. 1058 00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:08,167 How does that sound for a license plate? 1059 00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:09,647 Long. 1060 00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:10,909 Huh? Oh... 1061 00:44:10,952 --> 00:44:12,214 sense of humor. 1062 00:44:12,258 --> 00:44:13,868 I love this boy. 1063 00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:17,132 May I steal my niece for one minute, please? 1064 00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:19,221 Uh, well, actually, we were just about to leave. 1065 00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:21,397 Just for one moment, please. 1066 00:44:21,441 --> 00:44:22,703 I need some air. 1067 00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:25,706 James, how is the rat business? 1068 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,403 Um, well, it's really students 1069 00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:29,231 that I'm experimenting on now. 1070 00:44:29,275 --> 00:44:31,494 My god, the mazes must be enormous. 1071 00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:36,412 Green, black, red. 1072 00:44:36,456 --> 00:44:37,718 Look at that. 1073 00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:39,415 It's like having four pens in one. 1074 00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:40,547 [ laughs] 1075 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:42,767 What an exciting time to be alive. 1076 00:44:42,810 --> 00:44:45,030 MAN: Louis, we need to have a talk. 1077 00:44:45,073 --> 00:44:47,162 This is going to be something I understand, isn't it? 1078 00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:48,468 Yeah, yeah. 1079 00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:49,904 I don't understand what you say to me. 1080 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:51,689 Yes, but you see... 1081 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,042 Oh, that's better. 1082 00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:59,131 Look, Catherine. 1083 00:44:59,174 --> 00:45:03,178 Look at the stars, look at the sky 1084 00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:04,266 look at... 1085 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,964 Edward. 1086 00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:09,489 We were just talking about the stars. 1087 00:45:09,532 --> 00:45:11,665 Ah... well, enough breathing. 1088 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,101 Wow. 1089 00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:16,583 What a night. 1090 00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:19,064 I haven't seen a sky like this since I was a kid. 1091 00:45:19,107 --> 00:45:21,414 That's stargazers' field. 1092 00:45:21,457 --> 00:45:23,503 How many stars do you think are up there? 1093 00:45:23,546 --> 00:45:24,765 Hmm. 1094 00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:27,420 Um, ten to the twelfth, plus one. 1095 00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:29,596 Ah, you don't have to say that. 1096 00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:31,859 No, really, everybody is quite impressed. 1097 00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:38,257 Do you know why a comet's tail 1098 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,085 always points away from the sun? 1099 00:45:40,128 --> 00:45:41,216 Yes. 1100 00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:44,045 Me, too. 1101 00:45:45,655 --> 00:45:47,614 My grandma used to tell me that 1102 00:45:47,657 --> 00:45:51,313 stars are where a woodpecker pecked holes in the sky. 1103 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,968 She wasn't that scientifically minded. 1104 00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:55,970 When my father looked at the sky 1105 00:45:56,014 --> 00:45:57,972 he didn't really seestars. 1106 00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,800 He said he saw 1107 00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:03,804 great seas of fire and nuclear furnaces. 1108 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:06,633 He said it was like a very violent ballet 1109 00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:09,244 only it was too small for anyone to see. 1110 00:46:12,987 --> 00:46:15,424 What is keeping James? 1111 00:46:15,468 --> 00:46:16,904 I don't know. 1112 00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:19,254 He discovered a comet. 1113 00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:20,603 James discovered a...? 1114 00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:21,909 No. My father. 1115 00:46:21,953 --> 00:46:23,911 They named it after him. 1116 00:46:23,955 --> 00:46:25,260 Boyd's comet. 1117 00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:26,261 Mm-hmm. 1118 00:46:26,305 --> 00:46:27,610 Oh, my god, that's you. 1119 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:28,916 That's your father. 1120 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,265 Mm-hmm. 1121 00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:32,441 I-I was just reading about that in the... 1122 00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:34,269 Oh, you've read his works? 1123 00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:35,618 Well, some of them. 1124 00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:36,794 There are so many. 1125 00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:38,099 Three. 1126 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:39,797 Three? Really? 1127 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,799 There... it seemed like more. 1128 00:46:41,842 --> 00:46:43,757 They're all so action-packed. 1129 00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:50,372 PODOLSKY: Action-packed? 1130 00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:52,070 What is he saying? 1131 00:46:53,506 --> 00:46:55,290 He's coming back. 1132 00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:56,291 James? 1133 00:46:56,335 --> 00:46:58,641 No. Uh, my father. 1134 00:46:58,685 --> 00:47:00,469 You know, just before he died 1135 00:47:00,513 --> 00:47:02,820 he promised that when the comet came back 1136 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:04,473 he'd be riding on it. 1137 00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:06,301 Right, uh.... 1138 00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:08,956 right there. 1139 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,438 I think it's there, just below Cassiopeia. 1140 00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:15,528 Ah, you're right. 1141 00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:19,575 He said he'd be riding on it 1142 00:47:19,619 --> 00:47:22,230 looking down to make sure I was okay. 1143 00:47:22,274 --> 00:47:23,579 So, how are you? 1144 00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:24,885 Are you okay? 1145 00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:26,756 JAMES: Catherine? 1146 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,063 Catherine! 1147 00:47:29,107 --> 00:47:30,891 The rat man cometh. 1148 00:47:30,935 --> 00:47:31,979 I... 1149 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:33,720 Catherine? 1150 00:47:33,763 --> 00:47:35,026 [ gasping] 1151 00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:36,766 Somebody call a doctor. 1152 00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:38,507 Albert, say something. 1153 00:47:38,551 --> 00:47:39,857 I just had 1154 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:42,424 too many knerdlers for lunch. 1155 00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:44,078 I need my pills. 1156 00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:46,080 Catherine, you know where they are? 1157 00:47:46,124 --> 00:47:47,429 At home. 1158 00:47:47,473 --> 00:47:48,866 Edward, you drive me. 1159 00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:52,608 Yes, all right, you-you drive him home. 1160 00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:54,610 I'll collect your things, Catherine, 1161 00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:57,048 and I'll see you at the Cafe Day Cup later. 1162 00:47:57,091 --> 00:47:58,049 Yes. Yes. 1163 00:47:58,092 --> 00:48:00,225 JAMES: Yes? 1164 00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:03,793 Albert, you want us to come with you? 1165 00:48:03,837 --> 00:48:05,099 No, no. 1166 00:48:05,143 --> 00:48:06,448 Watch out. 1167 00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:08,233 Good-bye, please. 1168 00:48:08,276 --> 00:48:10,017 Let's go. Let's go. 1169 00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:15,588 Wait a minute. 1170 00:48:15,631 --> 00:48:17,938 How do we get home? 1171 00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:19,418 Good question. 1172 00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:20,767 Oh... 1173 00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:22,943 it's a lovely night. 1174 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,597 We walk. 1175 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,817 [ thunder rumbling] 1176 00:48:35,782 --> 00:48:39,090 Oh, look, I found my pills. 1177 00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:44,791 Now... maybe we can catch some of this in a glass. 1178 00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,793 Should get you out of this. 1179 00:48:46,836 --> 00:48:48,969 Yeah, that's a good idea. 1180 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:50,492 Over there. 1181 00:48:50,536 --> 00:48:52,755 That cafe, Edward. 1182 00:48:57,543 --> 00:49:03,070 [ all laughing] 1183 00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:06,944 It's a very bad Albert Einstein joke. 1184 00:49:06,987 --> 00:49:08,684 Maleva was his first wife. 1185 00:49:08,728 --> 00:49:10,077 She divorced him. 1186 00:49:10,121 --> 00:49:12,775 Yeah, I lived too much here and not enough here. 1187 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:13,907 She have children? 1188 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:14,864 Two boys. 1189 00:49:14,908 --> 00:49:16,170 Hans Albert. 1190 00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:19,869 His mother named him while I was out of town. 1191 00:49:19,913 --> 00:49:21,349 And Edward. 1192 00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:22,872 Yes? 1193 00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:25,788 No. Edward was the name of the other boy. 1194 00:49:25,832 --> 00:49:28,878 Oh. 1195 00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:32,360 Well, you must have lived here at least twice. 1196 00:49:32,404 --> 00:49:34,449 Edward... 1197 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:39,150 how did you first think of atomic fuel? 1198 00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:42,501 Well, it just sort of hit me. 1199 00:49:42,544 --> 00:49:43,371 Boom. 1200 00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:44,590 Boom. Boom. 1201 00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:48,507 Was it a Kessler boom or an accident? 1202 00:49:48,550 --> 00:49:51,379 Because Kessler believes that accidental discoveries 1203 00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:52,815 are not accidents at all. 1204 00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:55,818 That people have moments of insight and intuition 1205 00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:58,256 that they're prepared for by their experience 1206 00:49:58,299 --> 00:50:00,388 to recognize them for what they are. 1207 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,435 Babbling. 1208 00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:05,045 Babbling? 1209 00:50:05,089 --> 00:50:07,439 No, you're not babbling. 1210 00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:11,878 If I had a mind like yours, I wouldn't stop talking. 1211 00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:15,708 [ thunder rumbling] 1212 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,666 I think it's letting up. 1213 00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:27,546 I think she wants to leave. 1214 00:50:27,589 --> 00:50:30,375 She doesn't know what she wants. 1215 00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:33,682 [ sighs] 1216 00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:46,695 Still raining. 1217 00:50:46,739 --> 00:50:48,697 Still raining. 1218 00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:57,054 [ playing waltz] 1219 00:51:26,779 --> 00:51:31,523 I think your uncle wants us... to dance. 1220 00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:33,481 Oh, now, 1221 00:51:33,525 --> 00:51:35,135 don't be irrelevant, Ed. 1222 00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:37,268 You can't get from there to here. 1223 00:51:37,311 --> 00:51:38,617 Why not? 1224 00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:39,966 Now, don't tell me 1225 00:51:40,009 --> 00:51:42,621 that a famous and brilliant scientist 1226 00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:44,101 such as yourself 1227 00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:46,103 doesn't know about Zeno's paradox. 1228 00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:49,106 Remind me. 1229 00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:50,803 You can't get from there to here 1230 00:51:50,846 --> 00:51:53,588 because you always have to cover half the remaining distance. 1231 00:51:53,632 --> 00:51:55,503 Like, from me to you, I have to cover 1232 00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:56,852 half of it. 1233 00:51:56,896 --> 00:51:58,158 But, see? 1234 00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:00,465 I still have half of that remaining, so... 1235 00:52:00,508 --> 00:52:02,858 I cover half that and, um... there's still 1236 00:52:02,902 --> 00:52:03,990 half of that left 1237 00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,035 so I cover half of that 1238 00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:09,256 and, uh... half of that 1239 00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:12,259 and half of that and half of that. 1240 00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:15,001 And since there are infinite halves left... 1241 00:52:17,046 --> 00:52:19,136 can't ever get there. 1242 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,628 So how did that happen? 1243 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,458 I don't know. 1244 00:52:39,068 --> 00:52:40,896 It's not possible. 1245 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,528 [ gasping] 1246 00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:04,529 James. 1247 00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:05,704 No. Ed. 1248 00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:08,359 James. I was supposed to meet him. 1249 00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:10,317 Oh, oh. 1250 00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:20,240 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1251 00:53:21,937 --> 00:53:23,852 Shall we go again? 1252 00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:32,296 So we have particle "C"-- Catherine-- 1253 00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:36,648 in orbit around particle "J"-- James-- 1254 00:53:36,691 --> 00:53:40,652 powerize particle "E"-- Edward-- 1255 00:53:40,695 --> 00:53:45,091 follows "C", becomes a new entity. 1256 00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:47,702 "C" plus "E" 1257 00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:50,618 which causes "J" to disintegrate. 1258 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,189 ♪ If I could take you up in paradise above ♪ 1259 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:59,323 ♪ If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love ♪ 1260 00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:01,673 ♪ Life could be a dream, sweetheart. ♪ 1261 00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:05,546 "Edward Walters, a local garage mechanic 1262 00:54:05,590 --> 00:54:09,333 "and amateur physicist dropped a bombshell 1263 00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:11,726 "on the international physics symposium 1264 00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:13,206 "with the announcement 1265 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:16,296 "of a formula that makes interplanetary travel 1266 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:19,517 by nu-cu-lear rocket a real possibility." 1267 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,519 Nuclear. 1268 00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:23,521 I said nu-cu-lear, professor. 1269 00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:24,522 Nuclear. 1270 00:54:24,565 --> 00:54:25,697 Good picture. 1271 00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:27,699 This has got to be the dumbest thing 1272 00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:29,875 anybody ever did to impress a dame. 1273 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:32,312 Especially one that expects you to talk to her-- she's smart. 1274 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:33,531 Shut up, Frankie. 1275 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,707 Eddie, you hardly finished high school. 1276 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,013 How do you expect to get away with this? 1277 00:54:40,102 --> 00:54:42,061 I know a lot about science. 1278 00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:43,497 Excuse me. 1279 00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:44,542 Ed Walters? 1280 00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:46,065 BOB: Who the hell are you? 1281 00:54:46,108 --> 00:54:47,414 Bill Reilly, Times. 1282 00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:48,415 Yeah? 1283 00:54:48,459 --> 00:54:49,416 Hey, hi. 1284 00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:50,678 Bob Rosetti. 1285 00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:51,636 I own the place. 1286 00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:53,072 Oh, hey, Mr. Rosetti. 1287 00:54:53,115 --> 00:54:55,814 So were you surprised to find out you had such 1288 00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:56,989 a brilliant employee? 1289 00:54:57,032 --> 00:54:58,469 ROSETTI: Surprised? 1290 00:54:58,512 --> 00:55:00,166 Why do you think I hired him? He's a genius. 1291 00:55:00,209 --> 00:55:02,255 Hey, Ed, a lot of folks are wondering 1292 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,866 how an ordinary guy like yourself could come up 1293 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:06,564 with such advanced ideas. 1294 00:55:06,607 --> 00:55:07,652 JAMES: I think I can answer that. 1295 00:55:07,695 --> 00:55:09,001 Hello, Edward. 1296 00:55:09,044 --> 00:55:10,002 Congratulations. 1297 00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,351 Thank you. 1298 00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:14,093 You see, the fact is that we're only now 1299 00:55:14,136 --> 00:55:15,660 just beginning to understand 1300 00:55:15,703 --> 00:55:17,357 the true nature of intelligence. 1301 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:18,358 And you are? 1302 00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:19,664 James Morland. 1303 00:55:19,707 --> 00:55:20,839 With the, uh...? 1304 00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:22,188 Silas Paine Institute. 1305 00:55:22,231 --> 00:55:24,799 Experimental psychology. 1306 00:55:24,843 --> 00:55:28,020 We're learning that, uh, that thing that we call genius 1307 00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:31,371 that is the ability to make intuitive breakthroughs 1308 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:33,286 can flower almost anywhere. 1309 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:36,028 Isn't that so, Edward? 1310 00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:37,595 You're the expert. 1311 00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:38,944 Yes. Yes, I am. 1312 00:55:38,987 --> 00:55:40,641 That's really why I'm here. 1313 00:55:40,685 --> 00:55:42,513 Oh, apart from to pick up my car, of course, 1314 00:55:42,556 --> 00:55:44,384 which I trust is ready by now. 1315 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,343 We'd like to study you. 1316 00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:47,996 Study me? 1317 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,911 Your brain. Your thinking processes. 1318 00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:51,826 It's an extraordinary opportunity 1319 00:55:51,870 --> 00:55:54,394 to increase our understanding of human knowledge. 1320 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:55,700 What do you say? 1321 00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:57,049 Can we count on you? 1322 00:55:57,092 --> 00:55:58,833 One, uh, colleague to another. 1323 00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:03,751 Many of you may recognize this test. 1324 00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:06,537 It's a variation on the classic P.C.& D. examination. 1325 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:08,626 Mr. Walters will have ten minutes to complete the series. 1326 00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:10,976 You will find the first problem inside this box. 1327 00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:12,238 Are you ready, Ed? 1328 00:56:12,281 --> 00:56:13,848 Actually...Start the clock, please. 1329 00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:35,277 JAMES: Yes, uh... 1330 00:57:36,931 --> 00:57:38,324 Yes, quite, uh... 1331 00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:40,239 Quite impressive. 1332 00:57:40,282 --> 00:57:41,936 Uh, now we move on to phase two. 1333 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,721 Phase two? 1334 00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:46,288 Yes, we've, uh, tested the subject's motor ability. 1335 00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:48,508 Now it's time to test his general knowledge-- 1336 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:50,075 something which, I must confess 1337 00:57:50,118 --> 00:57:52,512 I've been quite curious about-- and to that end 1338 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:55,428 I have devised a series of multiple choice questions-- 1339 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,125 50 in all-- 1340 00:57:57,169 --> 00:57:58,518 on relativity, Newtonian physics 1341 00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:00,041 physical chemistry 1342 00:58:00,085 --> 00:58:02,391 and, of course, some basic quantum mechanics. 1343 00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:05,873 The subject has 18 minutes in which to complete the series. 1344 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:07,048 Uh, lights, please. 1345 00:58:07,092 --> 00:58:08,702 Would you like to sit down? 1346 00:58:08,746 --> 00:58:09,834 And, uh, projector. 1347 00:58:11,009 --> 00:58:13,446 Start the clock. 1348 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,541 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1349 00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:22,803 Excuse me. 1350 00:58:22,847 --> 00:58:24,501 Excuse me. 1351 00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:39,428 [ clearing throat] 1352 00:58:49,264 --> 00:58:50,439 [ sneezes] 1353 00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:55,575 [ sneezes] 1354 00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:04,541 [ snorting] 1355 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,284 [ belches] 1356 00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:15,900 [ grunts] 1357 00:59:19,947 --> 00:59:22,036 [ sneezes] 1358 00:59:26,171 --> 00:59:27,564 [ raspberry] 1359 00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:34,222 [ Einstein humming "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik] 1360 01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:40,811 Ow! 1361 01:00:44,815 --> 01:00:46,164 I'm done. 1362 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:47,426 That it? 1363 01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:57,784 In an intensive IQ Test today, young auto mechanic Ed Walters 1364 01:00:57,828 --> 01:01:01,875 scored 186, placing him in the top point-zero-zero-zero... 1365 01:01:01,919 --> 01:01:02,920 Did he pass? 1366 01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:03,921 That's our Eddie! 1367 01:01:03,964 --> 01:01:05,444 Come on, mention the garage. 1368 01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:06,575 Come on... Bob and Al's... 1369 01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:07,968 Bob and Al's... 1370 01:01:08,012 --> 01:01:09,970 At the White House, President Eisenhower 1371 01:01:10,014 --> 01:01:13,147 scoffed at the Soviet claims to have leapt ahead 1372 01:01:13,191 --> 01:01:14,583 in the race to space. 1373 01:01:14,627 --> 01:01:16,411 He dismissed the red rumors, 1374 01:01:16,455 --> 01:01:18,675 saying that the first man in space 1375 01:01:18,718 --> 01:01:21,765 will have hot dogs for lunch... not borscht. 1376 01:01:21,808 --> 01:01:24,942 And the name of the man who could put us there? 1377 01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:25,943 Ed Walters. 1378 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,205 I was wrong about him. 1379 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,120 He's not an idiot savant at all. 1380 01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:30,382 He's the real thing-- 1381 01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:33,559 he's an idiot idiot. 1382 01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:34,908 Shh. 1383 01:01:34,952 --> 01:01:36,649 The boy grease-pit genius. 1384 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,738 And like his mentor, Albert Einstein, 1385 01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:40,131 young Ed Walters dreamed 1386 01:01:40,174 --> 01:01:42,089 of solving the mysteries of the universe. 1387 01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:44,483 If you'd get the stars out of your eyes 1388 01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:46,050 you'd see for yourself.James! 1389 01:01:46,093 --> 01:01:48,661 Before long, we'll all be going to the Moon 1390 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,229 for the weekend on nuclear rocket engines 1391 01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:54,058 and save on our fuel bills in the bargain. 1392 01:01:54,101 --> 01:01:55,973 JAMES: Have you actually read 1393 01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:58,758 this stupendous, earth-shattering paper of his? 1394 01:01:58,802 --> 01:01:59,890 No. 1395 01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:01,456 You didn't? I'm surprised. 1396 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,937 I thought you'd be dying to get your hands on it. 1397 01:02:03,981 --> 01:02:05,678 You know, as a fellow mathematician. 1398 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,680 Mathematicians and physicists everywhere 1399 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,900 are putting this startling new theory... 1400 01:02:09,943 --> 01:02:11,162 [ gasps] 1401 01:02:11,205 --> 01:02:12,772 It's me. 1402 01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:14,339 ...to examine in detail the mathematical brilliance 1403 01:02:14,382 --> 01:02:16,167 of this simple garage mechanic 1404 01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:19,257 who believes, in the land of the free 1405 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:23,522 and the home of the brave, nothing is impossible. 1406 01:02:23,565 --> 01:02:25,089 Do the horn again, Edward. 1407 01:02:25,132 --> 01:02:26,830 Ja, ja. 1408 01:02:26,873 --> 01:02:29,441 [ horn blowing "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"] 1409 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:32,183 Albert, we have our convertible. 1410 01:02:32,226 --> 01:02:34,185 [ laughter] 1411 01:02:34,228 --> 01:02:36,013 Good, good. 1412 01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:40,365 This is like sailing, without the wetness. 1413 01:02:40,408 --> 01:02:43,020 Wonderful thing you have made here, Edward. 1414 01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,717 Why aren't you smiling? 1415 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,198 I think I've got to tell Catherine the truth. 1416 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:48,808 No, no, it's too soon. 1417 01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:51,724 She's falling in love with the wrong guy, doc. 1418 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:54,074 Ja,but it's love. 1419 01:02:54,118 --> 01:02:56,337 Edward, it's love. 1420 01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:10,917 Catherine? 1421 01:03:10,961 --> 01:03:12,571 No, thank you. 1422 01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:14,616 Ed. 1423 01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:15,792 Hi. 1424 01:03:17,445 --> 01:03:19,143 I was going to ask you 1425 01:03:19,186 --> 01:03:21,754 why you use that operator there? 1426 01:03:24,496 --> 01:03:26,454 I often ask myself the same question. 1427 01:03:26,498 --> 01:03:27,455 Oh. 1428 01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:28,848 Yeah. 1429 01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:31,329 It's just a stroke of brilliance. 1430 01:03:31,372 --> 01:03:34,767 I'm just so close to figuring it out. 1431 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:35,768 Trouble ahead. 1432 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:36,813 Mm-hmm. 1433 01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:38,989 Maybe, maybe not. 1434 01:03:39,032 --> 01:03:41,165 What if she finds the flaw in our theory? 1435 01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:43,254 Easy. We just undermine her confidence. 1436 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:44,559 Well, we shouldn't do that. 1437 01:03:44,603 --> 01:03:45,691 How? 1438 01:03:45,734 --> 01:03:48,433 We'll be obscure and obtuse. 1439 01:03:48,476 --> 01:03:51,697 Maybe you're taking something for granted. 1440 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:52,698 What if you 1441 01:03:52,741 --> 01:03:54,221 question everything? 1442 01:03:54,265 --> 01:03:55,614 Look at it 1443 01:03:55,657 --> 01:03:59,052 from an entirely different perspective. 1444 01:03:59,096 --> 01:04:01,185 Question everything. 1445 01:04:08,105 --> 01:04:09,019 Uh-oh. 1446 01:04:16,809 --> 01:04:18,898 Uncle Albert... 1447 01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,726 could this be right? 1448 01:04:25,470 --> 01:04:26,732 What? 1449 01:04:26,775 --> 01:04:28,603 I know that look. What did I do? 1450 01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:31,998 I never saw it this way. 1451 01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:34,740 Oh. 1452 01:04:34,783 --> 01:04:36,089 [ sighs] 1453 01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:38,135 I don't know what I was thinking. 1454 01:04:42,835 --> 01:04:44,750 Excuse me. 1455 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:53,237 What did you say to her? 1456 01:05:01,593 --> 01:05:05,597 Why do you let them scare you off like that? 1457 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,773 They are the greatest minds in the world. 1458 01:05:07,816 --> 01:05:09,906 So? Who says they have all the answers? 1459 01:05:09,949 --> 01:05:11,037 Wait. Who says what? 1460 01:05:11,081 --> 01:05:12,299 Who says you're not one 1461 01:05:12,343 --> 01:05:14,258 of the greatest minds in the world? 1462 01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:15,563 Well, I'm not like you. 1463 01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:16,651 You're a natural. 1464 01:05:16,695 --> 01:05:18,349 You're just like one of them. 1465 01:05:18,392 --> 01:05:19,828 No, I'm not. Yes, you are. 1466 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:21,178 Yes, you are. No, I'm not. 1467 01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:22,353 Believe me, I'm not. 1468 01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:24,355 Oh! Well, okay-- you're younger. 1469 01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:25,922 The point is, 1470 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:28,098 you're not just some dumb garage mechanic. 1471 01:05:28,141 --> 01:05:29,795 You're a genius, and I'm just... 1472 01:05:29,838 --> 01:05:30,970 I don't know what I am. 1473 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,276 What? What are you? 1474 01:05:32,319 --> 01:05:33,277 A housewife? 1475 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,410 [ sighing]: Almost. 1476 01:05:36,454 --> 01:05:38,891 I think you're more than that. 1477 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:43,330 [ imitating Brando]: Lady, the only thing you're afraid of is yourself. 1478 01:05:43,374 --> 01:05:45,332 Wait. Can I just ask you something? 1479 01:05:45,376 --> 01:05:46,333 What? 1480 01:05:46,377 --> 01:05:47,856 What, um... 1481 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,467 Why do you do that? 1482 01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:50,990 What? 1483 01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:52,470 Brando. 1484 01:05:52,513 --> 01:05:55,516 I'm just trying to make you smile. 1485 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,561 Oh. 1486 01:05:56,604 --> 01:05:57,823 Well... 1487 01:05:57,866 --> 01:05:59,259 [ chuckling]: Thanks. 1488 01:05:59,303 --> 01:06:00,957 Bye. 1489 01:06:03,481 --> 01:06:06,397 EINSTEIN: It's for the best. 1490 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,138 We squeeze the brain a little 1491 01:06:08,181 --> 01:06:09,835 to make room for the heart. 1492 01:06:09,878 --> 01:06:11,532 But maybe accidents 1493 01:06:11,576 --> 01:06:14,057 are part of the grand design? 1494 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,320 If you cause the accident 1495 01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:18,496 then it is not an accident. 1496 01:06:18,539 --> 01:06:19,932 Ah, ja, ja. 1497 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,979 You know, the trouble with accidents is 1498 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:25,503 you can't predict the outcome. 1499 01:06:25,546 --> 01:06:27,244 Ah! So-So maybe Catherine 1500 01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:29,898 will fall in love with one of us. 1501 01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:32,814 [ laughing]: You are such a dreamer, lieblich. 1502 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,391 [ hitting piano keys] 1503 01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:45,697 [ gasping] 1504 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:47,786 [ gasping]: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. 1505 01:06:47,829 --> 01:06:49,222 Were you sleeping? 1506 01:06:49,266 --> 01:06:50,528 Oh, Catherine, no. 1507 01:06:50,571 --> 01:06:52,486 I was just in repose. 1508 01:06:52,530 --> 01:06:53,487 Oh. 1509 01:06:53,531 --> 01:06:54,880 Where were you? 1510 01:06:54,923 --> 01:06:56,316 Thinking. 1511 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,492 I was worried about you. 1512 01:06:58,536 --> 01:07:00,407 That I was thinking? 1513 01:07:00,451 --> 01:07:01,930 Me, too. 1514 01:07:01,974 --> 01:07:06,109 No, I was worried that you were angry with me 1515 01:07:06,152 --> 01:07:09,547 since it's the one thing I would not be able to bear. 1516 01:07:09,590 --> 01:07:12,071 Please forgive a foolish old man. 1517 01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,290 Oh, no, no, no. 1518 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,900 You weren't being... 1519 01:07:14,943 --> 01:07:16,641 Well, maybe a little. 1520 01:07:16,684 --> 01:07:17,903 It was me. 1521 01:07:17,946 --> 01:07:20,427 He'll tell me what to think. 1522 01:07:20,471 --> 01:07:21,515 Who? 1523 01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:22,777 [ gasping]: My notebook! 1524 01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:24,083 I thought I lost this. 1525 01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:25,563 Catherine, who? 1526 01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:30,568 My dad... the comet... Friday, 10:35. 1527 01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:33,136 Liebchen... 1528 01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:36,095 I know we make fun of your James. 1529 01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:40,056 We call him "the rat man" and "the rodent king." 1530 01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:42,101 And "the lesser professor" 1531 01:07:42,145 --> 01:07:44,582 and "the excremental psychologist." 1532 01:07:44,625 --> 01:07:47,106 Ja...and "sir monkey lips." 1533 01:07:47,150 --> 01:07:48,368 "Chimp pimp." 1534 01:07:48,412 --> 01:07:50,153 This all stops now. 1535 01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:51,850 Hmm. 1536 01:07:51,893 --> 01:07:53,591 What I wish for you: 1537 01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:56,507 You go out and have a good life. 1538 01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:57,856 You mean that? 1539 01:07:57,899 --> 01:07:59,205 [ sighing] 1540 01:07:59,249 --> 01:08:01,425 I just spoke with him. 1541 01:08:01,468 --> 01:08:03,253 Who? 1542 01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:05,211 With the rat... with James. 1543 01:08:05,255 --> 01:08:12,740 Tomorrow, we all go together, and we have an excursion. 1544 01:08:12,784 --> 01:08:13,785 [ crashing] 1545 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:15,221 [ man screaming] 1546 01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:17,093 Hello? Someone lost in... 1547 01:08:17,136 --> 01:08:18,094 Hello. 1548 01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:19,095 We heard screaming. 1549 01:08:19,138 --> 01:08:20,835 Screaming? Ja, ja. 1550 01:08:20,879 --> 01:08:22,272 NATHAN: We are looking for professor Einstein. 1551 01:08:22,315 --> 01:08:23,969 He said you would be together. 1552 01:08:24,012 --> 01:08:25,188 Uh, yes, but not here. 1553 01:08:25,231 --> 01:08:26,798 I'm going sailing with him. 1554 01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:28,278 [ screaming] 1555 01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:29,888 Oh, sailing... of course! 1556 01:08:29,931 --> 01:08:31,629 We were... we were mistaken. 1557 01:08:31,672 --> 01:08:32,673 We never go sailing. 1558 01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:34,501 Really? 1559 01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:38,157 He says the fish don't want to eat what we have just eaten. 1560 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:39,637 [ louder screaming] 1561 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,986 I'd better check on this. 1562 01:08:41,029 --> 01:08:42,074 No, no! He's fine. 1563 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,728 Don't touch anything. 1564 01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:47,601 [ animals yelping and chattering] 1565 01:08:47,645 --> 01:08:49,386 [ chattering] 1566 01:08:51,779 --> 01:08:53,303 MAN: Quiet! 1567 01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:55,131 [ imitating animal chatter] 1568 01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:57,437 This is what we miss in physics: screaming. 1569 01:08:57,481 --> 01:08:58,743 [ chuckling] 1570 01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:01,528 If anybody screams, it's usually me. 1571 01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:03,443 Uh, please, don't, don't 1572 01:09:03,487 --> 01:09:04,705 touch anything. 1573 01:09:06,098 --> 01:09:10,407 [ animals chattering excitedly] 1574 01:09:12,191 --> 01:09:13,584 [ making kissing sounds] 1575 01:09:13,627 --> 01:09:17,240 You let the rats run around like that, eh? 1576 01:09:17,283 --> 01:09:18,719 Very democratic of you. 1577 01:09:18,763 --> 01:09:23,898 18 months of experimental research gone! 1578 01:09:23,942 --> 01:09:26,205 Oh, the monkeys! 1579 01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:27,598 It's plain to see 1580 01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:29,382 you're very busy. 1581 01:09:29,426 --> 01:09:31,558 We come back another time. 1582 01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:34,648 ♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah... 1583 01:09:34,692 --> 01:09:36,520 Psychologists... So crazy! 1584 01:09:36,563 --> 01:09:38,565 [ laughs] Go! 1585 01:09:38,609 --> 01:09:40,045 Well, I don't understand it. 1586 01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:42,221 He's always ten minutes early for everything. 1587 01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:44,049 Any longer, we lose the wind. 1588 01:09:44,092 --> 01:09:45,790 Okay, that's it. We're set. 1589 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,792 I'm very disappointed. 1590 01:09:47,835 --> 01:09:52,492 I was looking forward to getting to know him better. 1591 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,633 Um... 1592 01:10:02,676 --> 01:10:05,201 well, maybe next time. 1593 01:10:19,563 --> 01:10:20,868 It's pretty. 1594 01:10:20,912 --> 01:10:21,869 Mmm. 1595 01:10:21,913 --> 01:10:22,870 [ yelling] 1596 01:10:22,914 --> 01:10:23,871 Whoa. 1597 01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:24,916 Sorry. 1598 01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:26,570 It's all right. You okay? 1599 01:10:26,613 --> 01:10:27,962 Uncle Albert... 1600 01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:29,094 cut it out! 1601 01:10:29,137 --> 01:10:30,530 Listen, Catherine, 1602 01:10:30,574 --> 01:10:32,358 there's something I have to tell you. 1603 01:10:32,402 --> 01:10:33,577 No, listen, uh... 1604 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:35,622 I know that Uncle Albert and everybody 1605 01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,102 wants us to... you know. 1606 01:10:37,145 --> 01:10:38,712 But there's something else... 1607 01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:40,497 No. You have to let me finish. 1608 01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:42,499 It's just that... 1609 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,675 Well, love between 1610 01:10:44,718 --> 01:10:45,980 two people, uh... 1611 01:10:46,024 --> 01:10:47,330 Oh! 1612 01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:51,508 Sorry. 1613 01:10:51,551 --> 01:10:53,074 Uncle Albert! 1614 01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:55,425 I'm steering the boat. 1615 01:10:55,468 --> 01:10:57,731 Uh... 1616 01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:59,516 Uh... 1617 01:10:59,559 --> 01:11:00,691 Love... 1618 01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:02,214 No. 1619 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:05,609 People who share common goals and interests... 1620 01:11:05,652 --> 01:11:08,307 Did you ever hear of the color algae? 1621 01:11:08,351 --> 01:11:09,308 No. 1622 01:11:09,352 --> 01:11:10,831 Oh. 1623 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:12,877 Anyway, the point is, Ed, that, um... 1624 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:15,227 you can't choose who you're gonna love. 1625 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,359 Well, I know that. 1626 01:11:16,402 --> 01:11:18,143 You know? It just happens. 1627 01:11:18,186 --> 01:11:20,319 And I think you're a decent person 1628 01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:21,538 and I respect you... 1629 01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:22,887 I respect you, too. 1630 01:11:22,930 --> 01:11:25,716 Thank you. And I know how you feel about me. 1631 01:11:25,759 --> 01:11:27,544 It's just that you can't... 1632 01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:30,634 you can't expect somebody who you've just met-- 1633 01:11:30,677 --> 01:11:32,679 somebody who hardly knows you-- 1634 01:11:32,723 --> 01:11:34,290 to suddenly say... 1635 01:11:36,770 --> 01:11:38,685 I love you. 1636 01:11:38,729 --> 01:11:40,339 I understand. That's okay. 1637 01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:43,081 No, I love you. 1638 01:11:43,124 --> 01:11:44,648 I do! 1639 01:11:44,691 --> 01:11:47,172 I do! I said it! 1640 01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:48,608 You love me? 1641 01:11:48,652 --> 01:11:52,699 Yes! I love you. 1642 01:11:52,743 --> 01:11:53,657 Whoa! 1643 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:54,701 Would you stop? 1644 01:11:54,745 --> 01:11:56,529 Uncle Albert, would you please 1645 01:11:56,573 --> 01:11:57,748 cut that out? 1646 01:11:57,791 --> 01:12:00,577 I can do it myself now. 1647 01:12:12,284 --> 01:12:14,765 Wahoo. 1648 01:12:15,983 --> 01:12:17,724 Did you feel that? 1649 01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:18,986 Ja! 1650 01:12:19,030 --> 01:12:21,641 Somewhere, an atom collided with an atom 1651 01:12:21,685 --> 01:12:24,165 that collided with an atom, and so on 1652 01:12:24,209 --> 01:12:25,863 until it collided with us! 1653 01:12:25,906 --> 01:12:27,212 [ laughing] 1654 01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:28,518 To atoms... 1655 01:12:28,561 --> 01:12:31,651 those sexy little kinkies. 1656 01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:35,612 Suppose you think you're in love with this... 1657 01:12:35,655 --> 01:12:36,961 this mechanic, do you? 1658 01:12:37,004 --> 01:12:38,658 Yes! Ed! 1659 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,399 I'm in love with him! 1660 01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:41,748 Let me explain... 1661 01:12:41,792 --> 01:12:42,749 [ clanging] 1662 01:12:42,793 --> 01:12:43,750 Oh... 1663 01:12:43,794 --> 01:12:44,882 it's an infatuation. 1664 01:12:44,925 --> 01:12:46,492 It's not love. 1665 01:12:46,536 --> 01:12:50,017 He's pleasant-looking, he's, he's popular... 1666 01:12:50,061 --> 01:12:51,715 Uncle Albert likes him, 1667 01:12:51,758 --> 01:12:55,196 so, naturally, you feel attracted, but it... 1668 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,895 it won't last. 1669 01:12:57,938 --> 01:13:00,767 What wehave will last: 1670 01:13:00,811 --> 01:13:03,422 Common aims and interests... 1671 01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:05,206 verbal communications... 1672 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,948 financial security... 1673 01:13:07,992 --> 01:13:10,734 intellectual compatibility. 1674 01:13:10,777 --> 01:13:12,388 What about love? 1675 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:18,263 Sounds like a hundred-dollar brake job, Frank. 1676 01:13:18,306 --> 01:13:20,439 Busted tappets. Ed? 1677 01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:22,006 Huh? 1678 01:13:22,049 --> 01:13:23,834 What do you think? 1679 01:13:26,010 --> 01:13:27,707 She loves me. 1680 01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:31,842 I thought that was the idea. 1681 01:13:31,885 --> 01:13:33,278 You haven't told her, have you? 1682 01:13:33,321 --> 01:13:34,888 I've been trying. 1683 01:13:34,932 --> 01:13:36,586 Ah, tell 'em nothing, that's what I say. 1684 01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:38,109 It's not that hard. 1685 01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:40,285 You just call her up and say, 1686 01:13:40,328 --> 01:13:43,114 "Hello. I'm a lying grease monkey." 1687 01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:45,290 Leave me alone, will you? 1688 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:47,727 It's going to be all right. 1689 01:13:47,771 --> 01:13:50,077 She loves me. 1690 01:14:05,919 --> 01:14:07,660 Will it work? 1691 01:14:07,704 --> 01:14:11,011 Will it work? 1692 01:14:11,055 --> 01:14:12,535 You never know. 1693 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:16,626 Hmm... I've seen this before. 1694 01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:19,280 Well, yes, it's been in all the papers: 1695 01:14:19,324 --> 01:14:20,978 Ed Walters' cold fusion. 1696 01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:23,502 No, no, I mean years ago... 1697 01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:24,721 somewhere. 1698 01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:30,857 First I want to say, "I lie you... 1699 01:14:30,901 --> 01:14:32,816 "I-I love you. 1700 01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:34,295 I'm a l... a liar." 1701 01:14:44,044 --> 01:14:45,524 There's been some things 1702 01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:48,179 that I haven't been completely honest about, 1703 01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:50,007 and, um, I would like the... 1704 01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:51,225 [ knocking] 1705 01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:53,053 Just a minute, Catherine. 1706 01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:58,015 [ soft waltz playing] 1707 01:14:58,058 --> 01:14:59,016 Edward Walters? 1708 01:14:59,059 --> 01:15:00,017 Yes? 1709 01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:01,497 Hey! 1710 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:03,020 Quiet. Speak when you're spoken to. 1711 01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:05,109 Act natural. Keep the answers short. 1712 01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:07,154 Edward... Edward, I want you to meet 1713 01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:09,896 the President of the United States. 1714 01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:10,941 Ike?! 1715 01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:12,203 You're... you're... 1716 01:15:12,246 --> 01:15:13,378 you're the... 1717 01:15:13,421 --> 01:15:15,293 You're President Eisenhower. 1718 01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:17,556 Well, at least until the next election. 1719 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:23,040 Um, some special... occasion? 1720 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,172 Oh, um... 1721 01:15:25,216 --> 01:15:27,523 I'm expecting someone... 1722 01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:30,047 um... a friend... 1723 01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:31,309 Catherine. 1724 01:15:31,352 --> 01:15:32,310 Catherine Boyd? 1725 01:15:32,353 --> 01:15:33,311 Yes. 1726 01:15:33,354 --> 01:15:34,486 Albert Einstein's niece. 1727 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:35,879 I have to tell her something. 1728 01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:36,923 Ah. 1729 01:15:36,967 --> 01:15:39,447 Well, son, about this engine... 1730 01:15:39,491 --> 01:15:42,712 Uh, when can we see a working prototype? 1731 01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,017 A-A prototype? 1732 01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:45,715 The Russians have announced 1733 01:15:45,758 --> 01:15:47,673 that they'll have a working model within the year. 1734 01:15:47,717 --> 01:15:50,023 The President would like to make an announcement 1735 01:15:50,067 --> 01:15:51,111 weare building 1736 01:15:51,155 --> 01:15:52,896 a prototype here in New Jersey. 1737 01:15:52,939 --> 01:15:54,375 EISENHOWER: We have a press conference tonight. 1738 01:15:54,419 --> 01:15:56,116 BAMBERGER: 7:00 at the symposium. 1739 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,509 EISENHOWER: I'd like to be able to tell them 1740 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,163 we'll have something ready by say, um... 1741 01:15:59,206 --> 01:16:00,381 7:00? 1742 01:16:07,911 --> 01:16:10,391 Then Eisenhower tells everyone the good news! 1743 01:16:10,435 --> 01:16:11,697 There's goodnews? 1744 01:16:11,741 --> 01:16:13,046 About the prototype! 1745 01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:14,700 Does Edward know this? 1746 01:16:14,744 --> 01:16:16,572 Sure! It was practically his idea! 1747 01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:17,747 Come on, let's go! 1748 01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:20,924 They're waiting for us out front! 1749 01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:22,142 [ groaning] 1750 01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:26,364 Oh, my god. 1751 01:16:28,975 --> 01:16:31,108 SECRET SERVICE MAN: Excuse me. 1752 01:16:31,151 --> 01:16:32,588 Catherine Boyd? 1753 01:16:32,631 --> 01:16:35,155 EISENHOWER: I met your friend Edward. 1754 01:16:35,199 --> 01:16:37,505 You must be very proud. 1755 01:16:37,549 --> 01:16:41,292 I have very strong feelings about him. 1756 01:16:44,948 --> 01:16:46,602 We should leave the country! 1757 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:47,646 Don't panic! 1758 01:16:47,690 --> 01:16:48,952 When should we panic-- 1759 01:16:48,995 --> 01:16:50,736 when they shoot us for treason? 1760 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,651 They don't shoot you for treason. 1761 01:16:52,695 --> 01:16:54,131 I think it's electrocution. 1762 01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:02,313 Ed. It's Ed! 1763 01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:03,923 Where's Catherine?! 1764 01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:06,578 With Eisenhower! 1765 01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:14,151 Back! 1766 01:17:14,194 --> 01:17:17,067 Stay back, sir! 1767 01:17:37,087 --> 01:17:39,263 Catherine! Stop! 1768 01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:43,571 Isn't that, uh...?Walters! 1769 01:17:43,615 --> 01:17:44,572 Ed! 1770 01:17:44,616 --> 01:17:46,357 Catherine! 1771 01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:49,012 Catherine! Stop! 1772 01:17:49,055 --> 01:17:50,970 Congratulations, young lady. 1773 01:17:51,014 --> 01:17:52,363 I felt the same way 1774 01:17:52,406 --> 01:17:54,060 when I proposed to Mamie. 1775 01:17:54,104 --> 01:17:55,845 Mr. President, I think you'd better get... 1776 01:17:55,888 --> 01:17:57,629 It's okay. Okay. Stop the car. 1777 01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:07,857 Isn't that Ed Walters? 1778 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:08,901 Yeah, that's him. 1779 01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:09,946 Some kind of problem? 1780 01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:11,904 Why'd we stop? 1781 01:18:19,085 --> 01:18:20,043 Catherine... 1782 01:18:20,086 --> 01:18:21,305 Don't talk to me, 1783 01:18:21,348 --> 01:18:23,220 you liar, you fake, you phony... 1784 01:18:23,263 --> 01:18:24,612 You found out. 1785 01:18:24,656 --> 01:18:26,353 How could you think I was that stupid? 1786 01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:27,746 I don't think you're stupid. 1787 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:28,791 How'd you find out? 1788 01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:29,792 I figured it out, okay? 1789 01:18:29,835 --> 01:18:30,967 I just figured it out. 1790 01:18:31,010 --> 01:18:32,098 I put two and two together-- 1791 01:18:32,142 --> 01:18:33,621 V over R equals H... 1792 01:18:33,665 --> 01:18:35,275 The formula? That's fantastic! That's great! 1793 01:18:35,319 --> 01:18:37,669 Stop it! You fake... 1794 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:38,888 Just kiss me. 1795 01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:39,889 What? 1796 01:18:39,932 --> 01:18:42,108 Be right there, Ike! 1797 01:18:42,152 --> 01:18:43,849 Take your time! 1798 01:18:43,893 --> 01:18:45,198 The president thinks 1799 01:18:45,242 --> 01:18:46,547 that you are proposing to me, 1800 01:18:46,591 --> 01:18:47,723 so just kiss me. 1801 01:18:47,766 --> 01:18:49,594 We're in a lot of trouble here. 1802 01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:54,686 [ all mumbling] 1803 01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:56,906 Looks like a yes to me. 1804 01:18:56,949 --> 01:18:57,907 Yes, it does. 1805 01:18:57,950 --> 01:18:58,908 [ grunting] 1806 01:18:58,951 --> 01:18:59,909 Ow! 1807 01:18:59,952 --> 01:19:01,127 You... you mechanic. 1808 01:19:01,171 --> 01:19:02,825 See? That's all I am to you-- 1809 01:19:02,868 --> 01:19:04,261 just a mechanic, right? 1810 01:19:04,304 --> 01:19:05,262 Yeah! 1811 01:19:05,305 --> 01:19:06,393 Is your name really Ed? 1812 01:19:06,437 --> 01:19:07,612 Yes, it's Ed. 1813 01:19:07,655 --> 01:19:08,918 Do you really work at a garage? 1814 01:19:08,961 --> 01:19:10,615 Yes, a garage where you fell in love with me 1815 01:19:10,658 --> 01:19:12,356 when you first saw me, remember? 1816 01:19:12,399 --> 01:19:13,705 That's real. That's true. 1817 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:14,793 That hurts! 1818 01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:15,794 One second, Ike! 1819 01:19:18,231 --> 01:19:19,189 Ow! Ow! 1820 01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:21,582 Oh, for God's sake... 1821 01:19:21,626 --> 01:19:22,583 Ow! 1822 01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:25,804 Ow! Ow! 1823 01:19:25,848 --> 01:19:26,805 You know what? 1824 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:27,806 What? 1825 01:19:27,850 --> 01:19:28,807 You had to know. 1826 01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,374 Something in you had to know. 1827 01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:31,418 You're not dumb. 1828 01:19:31,462 --> 01:19:32,637 Yes, I am! 1829 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,639 I think you wanted to go along with it. 1830 01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:35,814 As a matter of fact, I think you needed to. 1831 01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:37,729 In a way, you should be thanking me. 1832 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,470 Thanking you? 1833 01:19:39,513 --> 01:19:40,471 Ow! 1834 01:19:40,514 --> 01:19:41,472 Geez... 1835 01:19:41,515 --> 01:19:43,213 Be right there, Ike! 1836 01:19:44,997 --> 01:19:46,390 You bit me! 1837 01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:47,391 Aah! 1838 01:19:47,434 --> 01:19:48,392 Sorry, Ed. 1839 01:19:48,435 --> 01:19:49,785 Sorry about that. 1840 01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:51,961 Listen, Ed. 1841 01:19:52,004 --> 01:19:53,397 You're right. 1842 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:55,660 I've learned quite a bit from you, you know? 1843 01:19:55,703 --> 01:19:57,662 I have a... I have a great brain 1844 01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:58,924 and I should trust that. 1845 01:19:58,968 --> 01:20:00,143 Yeah. 1846 01:20:00,186 --> 01:20:01,927 And it's not about what you do. 1847 01:20:01,971 --> 01:20:03,320 It's about who you are. 1848 01:20:03,363 --> 01:20:05,148 So, I've learned that from you. 1849 01:20:05,191 --> 01:20:06,105 So, thank you. 1850 01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:15,114 Fake. 1851 01:20:15,158 --> 01:20:17,813 Albert... what's going on? 1852 01:20:20,119 --> 01:20:22,687 Catherine has just found out 1853 01:20:22,730 --> 01:20:26,169 that Edward is not really a scientist. 1854 01:20:26,212 --> 01:20:27,344 He is simply 1855 01:20:27,387 --> 01:20:28,867 an automobile mechanic. 1856 01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:31,696 What the hell does an automobile mechanic 1857 01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:33,263 know about cold fusion? 1858 01:20:33,306 --> 01:20:35,352 Nothing. It's all a big lie. 1859 01:20:35,395 --> 01:20:37,658 April Fool's? 1860 01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:40,836 We meant no harm. 1861 01:20:40,879 --> 01:20:42,446 Just foolish old men... 1862 01:20:42,489 --> 01:20:45,449 So I was right about the cold fusion, wasn't I? 1863 01:20:45,492 --> 01:20:46,798 Catherine, do you realize 1864 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,626 that you have proven conclusively 1865 01:20:48,669 --> 01:20:50,323 that my approach is impossible? 1866 01:20:50,367 --> 01:20:51,585 Conclusively. 1867 01:20:51,629 --> 01:20:54,240 I knew that, but you said that... 1868 01:20:54,284 --> 01:20:55,502 Ja.I meant that 1869 01:20:55,546 --> 01:20:58,027 I could not prove it or disprove it. 1870 01:20:58,070 --> 01:21:00,507 Therefore, I could not publish it. 1871 01:21:00,551 --> 01:21:02,901 I did something that you couldn't do? 1872 01:21:02,945 --> 01:21:05,382 Ja.It's, uh, mathematics. 1873 01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:08,689 I was always terrible at mathematics. 1874 01:21:08,733 --> 01:21:09,865 Professor... 1875 01:21:13,956 --> 01:21:17,089 Ed Walters' atomic fuel theory. 1876 01:21:17,133 --> 01:21:20,571 An unpublished paper of Albert Einstein's 1877 01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:23,182 written 30 years ago. 1878 01:21:23,226 --> 01:21:25,576 Gentlemen, they are identical. 1879 01:21:25,619 --> 01:21:29,667 In every respect, identical. 1880 01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:31,799 Are you accusing Ed Walters of plagiarism? 1881 01:21:31,843 --> 01:21:33,453 [ chuckles]: Hardly. 1882 01:21:33,497 --> 01:21:37,066 I'm accusing Ed Walters andProfessor Einstein 1883 01:21:37,109 --> 01:21:41,592 and his colleagues... of, um... 1884 01:21:41,635 --> 01:21:45,944 of outright fraud. 1885 01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:47,815 Cold fusion is nothing more 1886 01:21:47,859 --> 01:21:49,948 than a hoax. 1887 01:21:49,992 --> 01:21:54,953 [ audience clamoring] 1888 01:21:54,997 --> 01:21:56,955 If you will please bear with us 1889 01:21:56,999 --> 01:22:00,089 Professor Einstein has a statement to make. 1890 01:22:00,132 --> 01:22:02,439 Thank you, Mr. President. 1891 01:22:02,482 --> 01:22:08,227 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. James Morland is correct. 1892 01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:10,621 Cold fusion 1893 01:22:10,664 --> 01:22:11,839 is a hoax. 1894 01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:13,580 A hoax 1895 01:22:13,624 --> 01:22:15,931 so brilliant, so daring, so secret 1896 01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:19,021 not more than five people on the planet Earth 1897 01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:20,631 know about it. 1898 01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:25,288 We called it "Operation Red Cabbage." 1899 01:22:25,331 --> 01:22:27,986 But now, we can reveal 1900 01:22:28,030 --> 01:22:30,989 through the efforts of my colleague, Miss Boyd 1901 01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:32,034 and Mr. Walters-- 1902 01:22:32,077 --> 01:22:34,340 two of the finest minds 1903 01:22:34,384 --> 01:22:39,737 it has ever been my privilege to know-- 1904 01:22:39,780 --> 01:22:44,568 we have proven the Russian claim to have leapt ahead 1905 01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:47,745 in the space race with cold fusion 1906 01:22:47,788 --> 01:22:50,008 is nothing but hot air. 1907 01:22:50,052 --> 01:22:52,141 [ audience murmuring] 1908 01:22:56,145 --> 01:22:57,494 Personally, I think 1909 01:22:57,537 --> 01:23:02,325 any race of this nature-- arms or space-- 1910 01:23:02,368 --> 01:23:05,502 is complete foolishness. 1911 01:23:05,545 --> 01:23:08,592 Thank you very much. 1912 01:23:08,635 --> 01:23:10,333 [ audience clamoring] 1913 01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:14,511 A master stroke, gentlemen. 1914 01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:16,078 A triumph for the institute. 1915 01:23:18,341 --> 01:23:21,170 Catherine, darling, you must understand. 1916 01:23:21,213 --> 01:23:23,563 I said what I said in good faith. 1917 01:23:23,607 --> 01:23:26,566 Uncle Albert, that's not going to work this time. 1918 01:23:26,610 --> 01:23:33,051 Unfortunately, Catherine, this is the real thing. 1919 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:35,358 Please, I go to the hospital. 1920 01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:48,806 Boys, please, it's just a little flutter. 1921 01:23:48,849 --> 01:23:50,895 Please, go out, see the comet. 1922 01:23:50,938 --> 01:23:53,550 Go get some girls. 1923 01:23:53,593 --> 01:23:55,204 Should we get one for you? 1924 01:23:55,247 --> 01:23:57,249 Ja,a redhead. 1925 01:23:57,293 --> 01:23:58,381 Stay, Edward. 1926 01:23:58,424 --> 01:23:59,904 Good-bye, boys. 1927 01:23:59,947 --> 01:24:01,123 Thanks for coming. 1928 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:04,691 I will see you all shortly. 1929 01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:05,823 Up there. 1930 01:24:07,781 --> 01:24:12,264 It will be okay in no time. 1931 01:24:12,308 --> 01:24:15,398 I thought you said that time doesn't exist. 1932 01:24:15,441 --> 01:24:16,747 He said nothing. 1933 01:24:16,790 --> 01:24:19,967 You know, I always imagined heaven 1934 01:24:20,011 --> 01:24:22,579 to be one enormous library. 1935 01:24:22,622 --> 01:24:25,930 Only you can't take out the books. 1936 01:24:29,412 --> 01:24:31,718 Oh, I need something from my trousers. 1937 01:24:31,762 --> 01:24:33,764 Oh, I'll get it. 1938 01:24:33,807 --> 01:24:36,897 It's in the left-hand pocket. 1939 01:24:36,941 --> 01:24:38,377 The left hand. 1940 01:24:38,421 --> 01:24:40,075 No, the other left hand. 1941 01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:42,164 CATHERINE: What am I looking for? 1942 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,252 Ja,that's it. 1943 01:24:43,295 --> 01:24:44,949 You found it. Thank you. 1944 01:24:44,992 --> 01:24:48,126 Bring it here, please. 1945 01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:52,913 Ja,my compass. 1946 01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:57,135 My memory is... 1947 01:24:57,179 --> 01:25:06,275 of my father when I was five years old. 1948 01:25:06,318 --> 01:25:08,842 I think I was sick in bed then, too. 1949 01:25:08,886 --> 01:25:12,455 He gave me this compass. 1950 01:25:12,498 --> 01:25:19,984 When I first held it in my hand, I was wonder-struck 1951 01:25:20,027 --> 01:25:25,903 by what force, invisible and unfelt 1952 01:25:25,946 --> 01:25:28,732 could be holding the needle. 1953 01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:36,000 Here, Edward, you take this 1954 01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:38,698 so that you never lose your way. 1955 01:25:38,742 --> 01:25:41,614 And you keep your sense of wonder. 1956 01:25:44,095 --> 01:25:46,619 You both have good hearts. 1957 01:25:49,535 --> 01:25:55,454 Don't let your brain interfere with your heart. 1958 01:26:10,904 --> 01:26:12,210 I'd really love to talk, Ed. 1959 01:26:12,254 --> 01:26:13,820 Listen, Catherine, 1960 01:26:13,864 --> 01:26:16,214 I never meant for this to get as crazy as it did. 1961 01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:19,435 If I've hurt you in any way 1962 01:26:19,478 --> 01:26:21,001 I'm very sorry. 1963 01:26:26,268 --> 01:26:28,183 For one brief moment there 1964 01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:30,228 I was actually taken seriously 1965 01:26:30,272 --> 01:26:35,451 by some pretty... extraordinary people. 1966 01:26:35,494 --> 01:26:39,106 And that's never happened to me before. 1967 01:26:39,150 --> 01:26:41,892 It felt great. 1968 01:26:41,935 --> 01:26:45,852 I just hope at some point that you can 1969 01:26:45,896 --> 01:26:48,681 truly believe how extraordinary you are. 1970 01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:03,696 I'll miss you. 1971 01:27:11,443 --> 01:27:12,531 So what are you saying? 1972 01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:13,750 If we hadn't interfered 1973 01:27:13,793 --> 01:27:15,404 they would have ended up together? 1974 01:27:15,447 --> 01:27:16,927 Everything affects everything. 1975 01:27:16,970 --> 01:27:19,625 I believe everything will turn out fine. 1976 01:27:19,669 --> 01:27:21,236 Why? 1977 01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:23,760 Because I would rather be an optimist and a fool 1978 01:27:23,803 --> 01:27:25,283 than a pessimist and right. 1979 01:27:25,327 --> 01:27:26,545 We're all fools. 1980 01:27:26,589 --> 01:27:28,765 We should have taken the elevator. 1981 01:27:28,808 --> 01:27:30,114 Boys, please. 1982 01:27:30,157 --> 01:27:34,118 You're going to wake up the nurses. 1983 01:27:39,819 --> 01:27:41,299 23 degrees up. 1984 01:27:41,343 --> 01:27:42,605 No, no, no. 24 degrees. 1985 01:27:42,648 --> 01:27:43,606 It would be 1986 01:27:43,649 --> 01:27:44,737 22 degrees down... 1987 01:27:44,781 --> 01:27:47,610 [ all chattering] 1988 01:27:47,653 --> 01:27:48,915 Please, just do it. 1989 01:27:48,959 --> 01:27:49,916 Why? Why? 1990 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:53,224 A dying man's wish. 1991 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:54,312 In time. 1992 01:27:54,356 --> 01:27:57,576 But since time doesn't exist... 1993 01:27:57,620 --> 01:28:01,276 [ laughs]: What do you see? 1994 01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:04,583 I see... I see the road to the observatory. 1995 01:28:04,627 --> 01:28:05,715 And, and? 1996 01:28:05,758 --> 01:28:07,020 And Catherine. 1997 01:28:07,064 --> 01:28:08,544 And? 1998 01:28:08,587 --> 01:28:11,677 She is going towards stargazers' field. 1999 01:28:11,721 --> 01:28:13,331 Wait a minute. 2000 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:15,594 That's where Edward went. 2001 01:28:15,638 --> 01:28:19,294 Boy, if ever there was a time for an accident. 2002 01:28:19,337 --> 01:28:23,776 Sometimes, accidents need a little help. 2003 01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:26,910 God does not play dice with the universe 2004 01:28:26,953 --> 01:28:27,998 but I will. 2005 01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:29,434 What kind of a thing is that? 2006 01:28:29,478 --> 01:28:31,654 What is that? 2007 01:28:31,697 --> 01:28:33,917 This is a transmitter. 2008 01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,527 Watch. 2009 01:28:39,662 --> 01:28:40,315 [ loud bang] 2010 01:28:41,838 --> 01:28:43,013 Wunderbar! 2011 01:28:43,056 --> 01:28:44,536 Oh! 2012 01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:46,190 Great. 2013 01:28:46,233 --> 01:28:47,844 Push it down. 2014 01:28:47,887 --> 01:28:49,498 Push it down. 2015 01:28:50,673 --> 01:28:53,240 Ah! No! 2016 01:28:53,284 --> 01:28:55,242 I'm going to look at... 2017 01:28:55,286 --> 01:28:57,027 Please. 2018 01:28:57,070 --> 01:29:00,030 [ laughter] 2019 01:29:00,073 --> 01:29:02,249 Enough! Enough already! 2020 01:29:02,293 --> 01:29:04,077 I want her back in one piece. 2021 01:29:04,121 --> 01:29:05,731 What's happening now, Albert? 2022 01:29:05,775 --> 01:29:07,429 EINSTEIN: The motor has died. 2023 01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:10,170 She's turning off the road into stargazers' field. 2024 01:29:10,214 --> 01:29:12,390 [ all chattering] 2025 01:29:12,434 --> 01:29:13,696 Let me see! 2026 01:29:38,982 --> 01:29:41,898 Uh... it just happened. 2027 01:29:41,941 --> 01:29:43,203 Just boom! 2028 01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:46,772 Boom. 2029 01:29:48,948 --> 01:29:51,081 Do you believe in accidents? 2030 01:29:52,474 --> 01:29:53,953 No. 2031 01:30:16,149 --> 01:30:19,936 Oh. 2032 01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:21,590 This is so right. 2033 01:30:21,633 --> 01:30:25,028 This is the way I wanted to see it. 2034 01:30:29,641 --> 01:30:33,253 Have you ever heard of the Seven Sacred Pools? 2035 01:30:33,297 --> 01:30:35,865 In Hawaii? 2036 01:30:37,606 --> 01:30:39,434 Are you all right, Albert? 2037 01:30:39,477 --> 01:30:42,915 Ja,this is very good for my heart. 2038 01:30:42,959 --> 01:30:44,569 Oh, my god! 2039 01:30:44,613 --> 01:30:45,875 Look! 2040 01:30:47,398 --> 01:30:48,617 [ gasps] 2041 01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:49,661 Look! 2042 01:30:49,705 --> 01:30:52,142 [ laughing]: Hi, Daddy. 2043 01:30:52,185 --> 01:30:54,449 I missed you. 2044 01:30:54,492 --> 01:30:55,798 This is Ed, 2045 01:30:55,841 --> 01:30:57,669 the man I love. 2046 01:31:01,238 --> 01:31:02,761 Out of this world. 2047 01:31:08,811 --> 01:31:10,465 What's happening? 2048 01:31:32,878 --> 01:31:35,185 Wahoo. 2049 01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:38,710 Wahoo. 2050 01:32:02,734 --> 01:32:13,179 Captioning sponsored by PARAMOUNT TELEVISION 2051 01:32:13,223 --> 01:32:16,487 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 124649