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Can't I go ahead and
clock in and then...?

No.

Well, forget it. I'm late.
- I'm sorry, but...

You know how far it
is to Parking Lot S?

I'm sorry, Mr. Granger,
but you know the rules.

Everybody knows I work here.
I've worked here for 18 years!

I've got see a security badge.

I left the damn security
badge in my other jacket.

I'm sorry, but I have orders.

What's this big deal about
a rinky-dink piece of plastic?

I have orders to... Strict
orders I cannot deviate from.

Can't I go ahead and
clock in and then...?

No, you don't
understand. I cannot let...

Well, forget it. Just forget it.

Coming.

- Does this look all right?
- You look wonderful.

Maybe I should have worn a
full skirt. Gerald loves to dip.

I'm positive. You look
beautiful, just beautiful.

- You look divine, dear.
- Thank you.

"Divine" is not a word I generally
use, but your mother is absolutely right.

- Hi, Alan.
- Hi.

- Sorry I'm late.
- That's all right.

You get two points for
calling and two for the flowers.

- They're beautiful.
- Four points in one evening.

- Hello, Mrs. West.
- Hello, Alan.

You come in the kitchen with
me while I put them in water.

I thought you might be Gerald.
He's coming with the sitter.

And don't you
apologize for being late.

I mean, Gerald makes a
point of being 15 minutes early.

Which is terribly unnerving.

Usually leaves me with
my hair half-combed.

- You look wonderful.
- Oh, thank you.

Well, it's big-band night
at the Officer's Club.

Oh, they don't write music
you can dance to anymore.

Oh, I tell you. Well, of course,
you wouldn't remember that.

No, of course not.

I'm much too young to remember
Harry James and Count Basie. Artie Shaw.

- You do.
- In my apartment in Paris...

I have a collection of all
the original Ellington sides.

Oh, that's heaven.

That's Duke Ellington, Amanda.

- Who, Mother?
- Duke Ellington.

- Who?
- Duke!

Duke Ellingt...
Mother, I know that.

I practically teethed on your
old Glenn Miller seventy-eights.

Little Brown Jug. Ha, ha.

I still have that. I
don't play it anymore.

I mean, those little teeth
marks in those grooves...

Well, they give me happy memories,
but I wanna tell you something.

Now it's all video rock
or whatever they call it.

There is just no romance.

Well, I wouldn't say there
is no romance, Mrs. West.

You know, I'm afraid
if I keep postponing it...

I know, I know. I'm
sorry. Go ahead.

I don't wanna keep you.

Uh, maybe next time you could come
early and we'll talk about your records.

And your lovely art collection.
I would love to see that.

You don't have etchings
or anything like that?

- Oh, no, nothing like that.
- Mother, Alan doesn't collect art...

- he sells it.
- Oh, I see.

- Paintings, sculpture.
- I see. That's better.

I mean, it's much
more active. Ha, ha.

Oh, go on. I don't
want to keep you.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, Mother.

- I love you.
- You too.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Oh, he's so cute.

And you say the security
system was in place?

Sentries, television scanners?

Of course. It was all by the book.
And you people wrote that book.

- It was your security plan.
- Couldn't be.

One of our jobs is
designing security.

We have never had a
breakdown, not at Landover, not...

You damn sure had a breakdown
here. Now, you got a man killed, Stetson.

We have a dead man
because of you people.

Somebody walked through
here, right through your security...

and trotted out with one-third
of the MAB System, gentlemen.

One-third, Stetson.

You get your birdseed wholesale?

Lee, back off. We have
to work with these people.

MAB System?

You telling us that someone's got
plans to our Mobile Anti-Ballistic System?

That's right, our umbrella
defense against enemy missiles.

Now, the total MAB System is on
three large sheets of special plastic.

- If...
- Three sheets of plastic.

Now this isn't MAB,
but it's similar enough.

The entire system is too
sensitive to put in one packet...

so we have it on the
three separate covers.

This was Cover 1.

So, what happens here?

This one lays over another piece
of plastic which lays over another?

That tells the whole picture,
the three sheets, read together?

Who leaked that to you, Stetson?

It isn't really tough to figure out when
you consider what we do for a living.

Where are the other two pieces?

Cover 2 is at Fort Belvedere,
Cover 3's at Morrison Missile Depot.

Now, Cover 1 unfortunately will give
the Russians a fairly specific area...

to photograph
from their satellites.

Covers 2 and 3
pinpoint exactly...

where our anti-ballistic
missiles will be at any given time.

- They could knock out our entire umbrella.
- Absolutely.

To relocate would
take 18 months.

We'd be vulnerable the
whole time to a first strike.

Because of your
foul-up in security.

Look, you said that nothing else
in that safe was disturbed, right?

What's that got to do with it?

Someone had very specific
information. They went straight to Cover 1.

He didn't search.

Of course he
went straight to it.

God knows how many times
he's waltzed through here before.

Or it could have been
an inside job all along.

Are you saying this
is an Army screw-up?

I'm saying if MAB's system
has been compromised...

let's find out how and why and
save the name-calling till later.

Now, who was on duty
when this went down?

Uh, I... I don't have that
man's name right off, general.

Get the man's name, Sykes.
These men will want to talk to him.

Yes, why don't
you do that, Sykes?

Yes, sir, general. Right away.

All right, Melrose,
conduct your investigation...

but get into it and get
it done. I want answers.

We'll do our best.

I've seen your best. This
time I wanna see results.

Where have I gone wrong?

I've been trying all evening to dazzle
you and you simply refuse to be dazzled.

Oh, no, I don't mean
to... You know, I just...

This is a lovely restaurant.

It was written up in the
Food section of the paper.

They even had some recipes...

Changing the subject's not
gonna help. I'm very persistent.

- Now, who is he?
- Who is who?

The man. There must be a man.

There must be somebody who's,
uh, more attentive than I am...

who's better-looking and
who has a deadlier aftershave.

- Ha, ha.
- What's his name?

No, there isn't anybody.

No, there really isn't. There's
nobody special in my life.

I see, you know, uh, a
few people and that's...

Here.

Maybe this will help
improve my rating.

- What is it?
- Open it.

- Impressed?
- Oh, yeah.

- Moderately impressed?
- No, no, very impressed. Very impressed.

I had that made for you.

- For me?
- Mm-hm.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, I couldn't take that.

It's only a copy. In the clothing
trade, they call that a knockoff.

The original is in the Topkapi
Museum. You know what that is?

- Ha, ha, it's a ring.
- No, it's a very special ring, Amanda.

Some people call it a harem
ring, others call it a concubine ring.

- A concubine ring?
- Amanda, don't read anything into it.

I wouldn't read
anything into it.

Boy Scouts wear Boy Scout rings
and graduates wear graduate rings.

It's beautiful, Amanda. I
deal in beauty, remember?

Now, how long have we
known each other? Two weeks?

- Two, two weeks.
- Yeah.

Okay, in all that time, you've allowed
me some companionable handholding...

uh, one very noncommittal
kiss at the front door.

Can you think that I would consider
you in the concubine department?

I want you to wear that ring.

Now, you said I'm nice.
I'm not nice. I am devious.

I want you to wear that ring
because it's beautiful, so you wear it.

And when you're wearing
it, you're gonna think of me...

and I really want
you to think of me.

- Look at it this way. We're friends?
- Yes.

Good.

Now, because we're friends,
and I'd like to be a lot more...

accept it for what it is.
It's a gesture of friendship.

It's a... It's a... It's
a friendship ring.

- A friendship ring. Sure.
- Mm-hm. That's it.

- Nothing more than that, no strings.
- No strings. Zero. Zero strings.

Well, I'll just...

- see if it fits.
- Try it on.

- It fits.
- It's supposed to.

It's beautiful.

Well, uh...

- I'll wear it on one condition.
- What's that?

You have to explain
it to my mother.

It just doesn't figure out.

Perimeter sentries are
in 50-yard turnarounds.

There are 16 TV scanners
on overlap rotation.

We've got coded
key boxes on every...

- George, do you mind?
- Nope. You're not bothering me, Lee.

When was the last time you
found a bug in a blueprint?

Scarecrow, go ahead.
What's your point?

My point is nothing.

Nobody could get
past that system.

It has to be an inside number,
not a security breakdown.

The Army is trying
to dump it on us, Billy.

Tell that to Colonel Sykes.

Maybe I can do better than
that. Maybe I can prove it.

Now, tonight Francine and I...

No, I'm on the
Kerensky thing tonight.

All right, then let me
have Jenny Chang.

Morel, Leftwich, anybody. I just
need somebody with some smarts...

that can run a stopwatch
and a microfilm machine.

- You're all clear, Mr. Melrose.
- Thank you.

Listen, you can forget
Chang, forget Morel.

Are you sure you
don't want Fred Fielder?

Are you sure you want me to
answer that with a lady present?

You said somebody
with smarts, right?

Wh...?

Oh.

No, no, no, I am... I am talking
about agents, not civilians.

You need somebody to
run security backgrounds...

on civilian employees, right?

Isn't that why we're
talking microfilm machine?

I hear Fred runs a dynamite
microfilm machine, Lee.

- Hello, everybody.
- Hi.

I hope I'm not interrupting right in the
middle of some, uh, secret mission...

um, but I have, uh, have this.

- What is that?
- It's from Payroll, my hours last week.

It needs your signature so it
can go to General Accounting...

then it goes on
up to Accounting...

- then after that I think it goes to...
- Amanda, just bring it here.

Yes, sir. Thank you very much,
sir. Right there, that bottom is...

Thank you. I think it's, uh, 11
hours and maybe 15 minutes...

Fine, fine. Whatever.

Ahem, Lee has something
you can help with this evening.

Well, uh...

Oh, well, um, I...

- I'm afraid I can't tonight, I'm...
- No, look... Look, if you're busy...

Ooh, Amanda, dear, is
that why you're busy tonight?

Very busy, apparently. Hmm?

Amanda, do you
know what that is?

Yes, it's a, um...
It's a friendship ring.

- No, it's a concubine ring.
- It isn't, it's a friendship ring.

There's whole a collection of
them in the Topkapi Museum.

- I know that for a fact.
- Yes, I know that.

It's a friendship ring.

It was given to me by a
friend and therefore it is...

simply...

- a friendship ring.
- Okay.

Sure. Friendship.

Sir, I could, uh, rearrange my schedule
and change my plans if you need me.

No. You've got a
heavy date, forget it.

- I don't have a heavy date.
- No, really.

Who gave you that ring?

Oh, I don't think you should ask
me a personal question like that.

- I wasn't being personal.
- Especially here.

Amanda. Scarecrow.

Scarecrow! Amanda! Listen!

Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

Scarecrow, I've got
just two words for you:

Fred Fielder.

- How about 7:30?
- I'll help you.

Good. Now, if you'll just
stop blindsiding each other...

and go get some concrete evidence
that this PWAC thing isn't our fault...

- Excuse me, sir, what is a "peewack"?
- PWAC.

Potomac Weapons
and Armament Center.

PWAC, okay? AMANDA: Okay.

Don't worry about it. I've
got a few ideas already.

You better. If this business
turns out to be our mess-up...

and it gets kicked upstairs,
you know what that means.

- Iceland?
- Iceland if we're lucky.

And national security
goes down the drain.

- No trouble, then?
- None at all.

This Mrs. King...

I don't quite understand
how you came upon her.

Why she's so valuable to you.

- We're curious about Mrs. King, are we?
- No. Heh.

- Interested.
- Well, actually, you're responsible.

Your people gave me the agent
responsible for security at PWAC.

Lee Stetson.

I did a little surveillance.

I found out that Mrs. King
is seen with him quite often.

She seemed to be my
best link to him so I, uh...

I arranged things.

- She's not an agent?
- She's an innocent.

Then what possible
use can she be to you?

You hired me for my expertise,
Claude. Why don't you depend on it?

Because I don't
quite understand.

You don't have to understand.

Don't clutter up
your mind, Claude.

It's bad for the concentration.

As you can see, it's,
uh, four moves to mate.

What about the other Pliofilms?

One is of very little use.
We must have all three.

You'll have them.
You'll have all three.

With Mrs. King's help, if
it makes you feel better.

Mrs. King is helping you?

I couldn't do it without her.

I think it's really exciting, but I
wish you'd told me you were going.

I didn't know there was another Ghiberti
in Italy until I got the phone call.

Well, I'm sorry I have to
break our date for tonight.

It's him, isn't it, this
7:30 appointment?

"Him"?

This man, this man that you,
uh, that you won't tell me about?

No, the 7:30 is a man, but
it's, uh... It's just... It's business.

- Just business, huh?
- Yes.

I'm sorry, it's none
of my business.

Uh, I really should give you
back your ring if you're going away.

Are you saying you
don't want my friendship?

Oh, no. No, I'm not saying
that at all, you've been...

You're very nice.

Keep it, will you?

It's very important to me that
I know that you're wearing it.

I'm sorry my business is going so
well. I'd like to spend more time with you.

I like to spend time
with you too, Alan.

- Will you do something while I'm away?
- Mm-hm. What?

Will you wear that ring and
think of me every now and then?

Another thing too. This
7:30 appointment tonight...

- keep it business.
- Business.

Well, you haven't told me if
I'm dressed properly for the job.

- You're fine.
- You said warm and comfortable...

something I could move in...

and I'm very warm and
comfortable, can move in this.

- And you haven't told me what the job is.
- Exactly what I say.

- Exactly what you say.
- Right.

Do you think you
could be more specific?

I don't want you to tell me
anything that's top-secret...

or anything that I'm
not cleared to know...

but I can probably be
a little more helpful if...

- Do you know how to run a stopwatch?
- Yes.

- Do you know how to count?
- I can count.

All right. That's what you do.
You run a stopwatch and you count.

I run a stopwatch and
count. I'm not disappointed.

If the agency thinks it's important
that I run a stopwatch and count...

then I'll run a
stopwatch and count.

Amanda, believe
me. This is important.

- It is?
- Yes.

I'm gonna try to prove...

that the agency didn't set up a faulty
security system at PWAC, all right?

Heh! Well, of course they
didn't. I mean, that's your job.

You set up security systems, you
catch spies, you protect the country.

And nobody does it better.

Nobody. And I'd like to see
somebody prove that they could.

Well, thank you.

It's, uh, kind of nice to have a
vote of confidence now and then.

I mean it. And you're right, it
is important, it's very important.

It's more than just
clearing our name in this.

Somebody got
through that system.

Somehow.

We've gotta find him before he causes
any more damage than he already has.

We have to stop him.

Okay.

Two sentries. The scanner
has to already be past this hedge.

- Right.
- Give me a count.

Okay.

Get ready. Go, go.

We see the woman,
but we don't see Stetson.

It's marvelous.

Okay, Wally.

Yeah, the guard's desk is
right next to the vault door.

They can see any move I make.

You were right.
Nobody can do it.

Yeah, unless...

Amanda, there's
something I want you to do.

- Okay, Newton.
- Good night.

Uh, hello, excuse me.

I was wondering if I
could ask you a question.

Of course, Mrs. King.

Is there a drinking fountain
around here anywhere?

- Yes, ma'am. Uh, you go right down...
- Sergeant...

the, uh, the question
was addressed to me.

You go down this, uh, corridor
to the first intersecting hallway.

It's about halfway down.

Uh, excuse me, but when
I get down to that hallway...

do I turn right or do I
turn left and which way...?

- You turn right.
- I go right and follow the corridor...

Right, right, right.

And Mr. Stetson, is he
inside the building as well?

- Uh, right here, colonel.
- Uh, well...

I, uh... I got
this in the vault.

Slot 36 if you want
to put it back in.

- Then you did get in.
- Oh, yeah. I got in.

Yeah, he was really
good, like a cat burglar.

Sounds very much like, uh, you've just
proved your own lovely theory, Stetson.

The hell I did.

I got in on this.

Security plan for
the entire complex.

Now, did our night visitor
have the same thing...

and if he did,
where did he get it?

How would I know?
Ha, ha. You're the expert.

Well, maybe you can
answer this. It's a lot easier.

Where's your microfilm room?

Finnegan, Gorlick, Gorsham.
Granger, J.C. There he is.

Good. Let's see. Uh, prior
occupation: U.S. Navy.

Crypto clearance...

PWAC 66, machine operator.

Everything checks.

If everything checks,
why are we checking him?

You said that he seemed to have
the perfect alibi for not having a badge.

Well, "seemed." That
is the word, "seemed."

The truth is when I talked to
him, he had too slick an alibi...

too many cover stories.

You know, his parking place, his
car, his wife, personal problems.

How do you check
personal problems?

I don't know, you could check his
employment history and work record.

Uh, let's see.

"See file 1667B."

Yeah, well, there's
nothing in his...

background history
that looks hinky.

Let's see, uh, dishonorable
discharge, computer certification...

Argh! I don't know. Zero.

But how did somebody
get by the guard's desk...

without the sergeant
being distracted? I couldn't.

No, Granger had to
be part of the operation.

I know it was a
tap dance, but...

How do you prove it?

There you go. Granger, J.C.

It's more of the same thing.

"Departmental citation,
October 27th 1980."

Medical leaves in '67, '71,
'74 and '79. Heart condition.

- Heart condition.
- Oh, forget that.

Find something really interesting
like spy school, Moscow, '79 and '80.

Wait a minute.

If he had a heart condition,
isn't that kind of a clue?

Uh-uh.

Uh, my father... My
ex-father-in-law had a heart condition.

And they told him to exercise.

You know, they said, "Walk
briskly, Jack. Exercise, exercise."

- Thanks for the family history, but...
- Don't you see what I'm saying?

Didn't he become angry
because he had to park so far?

- Yeah.
- All right.

Then if he did...

why did he request they
change his parking space...

to Lot S from Lot C, which
is a lot closer. You see that?

Yes, I did.

Request granted in '79. It
coincides with his medical leave.

I don't know what it means.

I'll tell you what it means. It
means he blew his little alibi.

Yeah, sergeant, this is Stetson.

Would you have Mr. J.C.
Granger step in here for a minute?

All right, I'll hold.

He's calling
Granger's department.

Yeah.

He isn't?

He didn't?

Okay, thank you.

- What?
- He didn't show tonight.

Grab an address off of
one of those things, huh?

Come on, come on.

- Lee?
- What?

Rushing me will make me nervous.

Whistling is rushing.

Not home.

Right.

Oh, Lee, do you really think you ought
to break into Mr. Granger's apartment?

Sure, I can break
in. Just watch me.

Let's see, that one.

I had a feeling.

Yeah.

This is really pretty spooky.

In movies when you do this,
somebody jumps out of the closet.

- There's a body hanging from the rafters.
- Oh, Amanda.

- It's breaking and entering.
- It's not breaking. Just entering.

Come on.

The guy's probably
not even here.

He's probably in Rio
with a suitcase full of cash.

Oh.

So much for the movies.

Uh, Mr. Granger. Mr. Granger?

He's not asleep, is he?

He's dead.

Yeah. And so is the
one lead we had...

as to who's ripping off our
entire missile-defense system.

Well, how do you like the idea
of America as a sitting duck?

Is it that bad?

It's that bad.

- How long had he been dead?
- The coroner said about 10.

- Am I right, Amanda?
- Um, between 9 and 10:30.

He said that from
the degree of rigidity...

- No, that's enough. Forget the rest, huh?
- Thank you.

You see where this
is pointing, don't you?

The Dodger. LEE: You got it.

- The Dodger? What?
- What? Dodger?

Used to be a cat burglar working
Monaco, Costa del Sol, places like that.

When the rich switched to paste
jewelry, he switched to military secrets.

The murder fits his M.O.

He uses informants, offers them a
ton of money, and then kills them.

Well, then, if it
was this Dodger...

Excuse me, sir, um, but
is that his name? Dodger?

No, Dodger. That's how
Interpol catalogs him, okay?

- Oh, sorry.
- You called the COs at Belvedere and...

And Morrison. Sykes spoke
with both men, right, Sykes?

Yes, sir. I told them
about our theft...

and your suggestion that
they change our setup.

- To what?
- To Alpha System.

- Change it again.
- I will not.

Alpha is a perfectly
good system.

Yes, it's a perfectly good
system and a day old.

Look, if the Dodger
had Granger at PWAC...

he's got people at
Belvedere and Morrison.

One day is hardly
enough time for anyone...

Colonel Sykes.

What do you say, Melrose?

Scarecrow's right.

If it's Dodger, he would
have people in both places.

Well, do we have a
secure telephone line?

- The gray one.
- Uh, here you are. There you go.

Yes, General Morgan, PWAC,
put me through to General Deardoff.

Phil, Titus Morgan here.

I'm at the agency with
Melrose and Stetson.

We're concerned about
your security at Belvedere.

Sure, I know it's only
been a day, Phil...

but, well, it's shaping up that
our thief had an inside man...

and Melrose feels that if
we did, that you could too.

Right. Right, Phil.

Well, if I were you, I'd go to
Code Whiskey-Zebra pronto.

I'd double my Security
shifts as of, uh, 800.

Okay, good. Sounds
good to me too.

Now, I'll call Red over at Morrison
and tell him the same thing, same code.

Right.

Okay, bye.

Somebody shut
off that damn siren.

All right, now...

somebody tell me just
when it turned up missing.

The report is due soon.

Yeah, well, I'm
getting around to it.

I must say, your performance
so far has been remarkable.

You say that rather grudgingly,
Claude. Do you have a complaint?

No complaint, no,
but very deep concern.

The two Pliofilms are
valueless without the third.

With our break-in at Fort Belvedere, I
don't see how you're gonna secure it.

You're paying me money
to insure that it is possible.

Ha, ha. A very great deal.

Compromising the security of a nation
as technologically advanced as this...

should be considered
a bargain at any price.

You have no loyalties, have you?

On the contrary, I have very
strong and specific loyalties...

to myself.

Now, national boundaries, ideologies,
they change with political climate.

I'm a practical man, Claude.

I like security and I happened to find
it in a numbered Swiss bank account.

Now, you're free to feel as morally
superior to me as it pleases you...

just as long as
you pay me in cash.

- On delivery.
- On delivery, yes, of course.

As we agreed.

Now, if you'll excuse me I've
got a little eavesdropping to do.

Cairo.

Cairo. Then Iran?

Would you please get
that thing out of my face?

Just your friendly neighborhood
exterminator doing my job.

Well, some of us
don't have bugs, dear.

Lee, the latest intel has the Artful
Dodger in Cairo or maybe Iran.

Your intel doesn't know
what he's talking about.

Come in. No, sir, I agree.

If he had PWAC and Belvedere we
gotta come up with something else.

Right, general.

I'll talk to you later.

That was Deardoff.

Before that was Morgan.

The whole Army's gone on alert.

You didn't see
tanks in the street?

No. But we did
check out Belvedere.

- Same deal?
- It's close enough.

- It's our old friend.
- This time he hadn't killed anybody.

Yeah, not for a whole
day. What do you know?

Okay. Here's the plan.

As of five minutes ago
Cover 3 is being moved.

- Good. To where?
- To Fort Keneally.

They've got a 20-truck convoy
moving out right about now.

To Fredericksburg.

- Won't the Dodger just follow it?
- Good, that's what we want him to do.

And Cover 3 won't
be in the convoy?

It'll be going out the
back gate in a mail truck.

A what?

A regular ordinary mail truck.

With letters and postcards?

And two paratroopers
armed to the teeth...

dressed in Post
Office-issue clothes.

They'll have two jeeps, full
Rangers on parallel streets...

and they'll be monitored all the
way on Army Tac 3 frequency.

Pretty tight operation.

All right. You just let our
boy try to figure that one out.

They'll be taking regular
streets, probably 16th...

and traveling in a normal...

Uh-huh. And while it's
heading to Keneally...

the convoy will be
heading out somewhere.

That's great. AMANDA: Hmm.

We're getting something here.

Amanda, what
have you got on you?

Nothing.

Just my friendship ring.

I'm sorry, I had no idea.

It's worse than we thought. The
mail truck's already on the road.

Morgan said he'd hop on the
radio and try to reel them in.

An Army Tac 3? An
Army Tac 3? Good luck.

Man, it is unreal, it is absolutely unreal.
The guy uses a civilian to get our info.

He knows everything
that we know.

- Lee, I'm really sorry...
- "Sorry"?

Sorry, sorry, sorry. What
good does that do us, huh?

All right, stow it, Scarecrow.

I, uh...

I am sorry.

That's all right.

Amanda, do you have a
location on this Alan Squires?

You got a phone number?

Shouldn't we turn a
radio on or something, sir?

No, this is called "white
noise." It blocks out any signal.

Nobody can hear us now.
Where do we find this guy?

I'll tell you where. You're gonna find
him on the roof of that phony mail truck...

walking off with the
third sheet of the Pliofilm.

He is gonna have the whole ball of
wax unless we stop him right now.

All right.

I'll put an APB out on that
Rolls-Royce and then we'll hit the streets.

- All right, let's move.
- You are staying.

I'm the one who knows
what Alan looks like.

- She's right.
- I'm right.

Top Dog to Pony Express, listen up.
This is a recall. Repeat, this is a recall.

Why am I getting music?

Terrific.

We're on this top-drawer
mission and we get elevator music.

I'm gonna try Vermont.
Cut across to 16th.

- What did the general say?
- Road blocks at the bridge...

and agency vehicles
are running parallels.

I can't believe I jeopardized
the security of the United States.

It just doesn't seem possible.

Nobody's blaming you, Amanda.
The Dodger's a very sharp operator.

- How did he arrange to meet you?
- He didn't.

I don't think he did.
It was an accident.

His car stalled when
I was shopping...

I don't believe this.
I don't believe it.

So we got out and we were talking
while we waited for the car club...

and he seemed nice
and friendly and...

- Oh, yeah, and he picked you up.
- He did not pick me up.

- He did not give you a phone number.
- No, he didn't.

He always called me.

Heh, and that didn't tip you
off? Oh, come on, Amanda.

Married guys and weirdos, they
don't give you phone numbers.

He is not married.

At least, I don't think he is.

And he didn't seem like a
weirdo. He seemed nice.

He had a Rolls-Royce with
French license plates on it...

and impeccable manners.

I mean, he had the most
impeccable manners.

Ah, a guy in a Rolls convertible gives you
a ring and a great line and you go for it.

- Just terrific.
- I said I was sorry.

Yeah, well, we are gonna be a
hell of a lot sorrier if he pulls this off.

Must be some kind of
work going on up there.

Think they'll ever
finish this town?

Where the hell is that
garbage truck think it's going?

Hey, that sucker thinks...

Home Plate, this is Lancer.

You have any traffic
for me on mail delivery?

Negative, Lancer.
This is Home Plate.

Hold it. Wait. There's Alan.

All right, now you stay here.
- I will.

Reloading.

- All right, ready?
- Ready.

Damn it! I can't
get a clean shot.

Here.

You gotta be kidding, Scarecrow.

Come on, it's the
quickest way down, Billy.

All right, hold it.

And drop the piece right there.

Oh!

Up and slow, buddy. Up and slow.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, watch it. Watch it.
- Oh. Oh.

Do I have any teeth left?

- Oh, good.
- Ooh.

Your poor jaw. LEE: Heh.

I feel really terrible.

We didn't have
to go out tonight.

And especially we didn't have to
come here. This is very expensive.

Expense, that's the
least of my problems.

Would you like a straw?

Uh, no.

No, uh, a straw wouldn't
look right with soup.

You know, I can't sit here and eat a steak
and watch you while you're in such pain.

I feel fine, Amanda.
Really. I do. Uh, no pain.

- Okay.
- All right?

Yeah. Lee?

Hmm?

Is, um... Is this sort of,
you know, an apology?

An apology?

Well, for anything that you might have
said sort of in the heat of the moment...

- and so you invited me to dinner to...
- Wait, wait.

What are you talking
about? I eat here all the time.

The maître d' called
you Mr. Schuson.

Well, okay, so he's new.

I'm only trying to say that if it
is an apology, it isn't necessary.

I mean, I know that I almost got you
and the whole Army in a lot of trouble...

and you have a
right to be angry.

No, uh, I wasn't angry.

Well, if you had been and if you had
said a few things that you didn't mean...

and then if you thought that maybe you'd
like to sort of, you know, apologize...

and so you invited
me to dinner...

I just want you to know that I understand
and I would think that would be...

really nice.

- Good.
- Does that mean it is?

- Is what?
- An apology.

Okay, if you want to put it
like that, yes, it was an apology.

Thank you.

Would you like your Jell-O now?