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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:19,625 OH MY GOD 2 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:27,625 God, please get rid of this traffic or I'll be late for the gym. 3 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:30,250 Who prays for nonsense like this? 4 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:34,125 Oh well... Hobbies. 5 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,625 You know, with all these useless prayers 6 00:02:38,042 --> 00:02:40,667 it's no surprise real ones slip through the crack. 7 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:44,667 Useless or not, I bet he doesn't even read them. 8 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,667 Hush, don't say that! 9 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,750 Truth is, I'm wasted in this office. 10 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:54,750 Did you hear back from Seventh Heaven? 11 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:59,750 Nope, I asked to be transferred four times but they never replied. 12 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:04,250 What a shame! With a voice like yours, you'd be perfect. 13 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,500 Love one another as he loved you 14 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:13,083 And always be his friend 15 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:17,208 Good thing I'm retiring and won't have to hear him anymore. 16 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:19,583 ...do unto him... 17 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,042 Attention, 18 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:28,375 all angels come quickly, the general assembly is about to begin. 19 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,083 I repeat... 20 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:35,292 all angels come quickly to the general assembly hall. 21 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,167 Humans always make the same mistakes. 22 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,292 They never learn: let's exterminate them! 23 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:45,667 Don't be so drastic! 24 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,417 Humans have done some good things too. 25 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:53,083 What? What good things have they done? 26 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,083 The Sistine Chapel, for example. 27 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:58,417 A few frescoes that barely look like us 28 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:01,250 don't erase millennia of atrocities! 29 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:03,417 Humans are selfish, 30 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,417 ungrateful, envious... 31 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:07,750 - Hear them? - Yes, they're off-pitch. 32 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:11,083 I bet they got the job through connections. 33 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,542 - I meant the assembly! - Who cares! 34 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:18,000 And after all these millennia, they're still warmongering! 35 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:20,250 Amen! 36 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:24,083 Humans deserve extinction... 37 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:28,000 not like those poor dinosaurs. 38 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:31,250 Well, I think they deserve another chance. 39 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:36,083 We already sent them a Messiah and we know how that ended up. 40 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,708 But that was 2,000 years ago! 41 00:04:39,042 --> 00:04:41,583 - It would be different now. - It would be worse! 42 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,583 Off-pitch again. 43 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:48,583 The situation is hopeless, forget a Messiah, send them a flood! 44 00:04:54,042 --> 00:04:56,625 Let yesterday's mistake be today's teacher. 45 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,667 I like that, give me credit for it. 46 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,667 Folks, let's not be hasty. It's our duty to try to save them. 47 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:07,000 Enough! 48 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:09,250 It's time to decide. 49 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:21,583 I, God, meaning me, 50 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,375 the Lord almighty, 51 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:27,292 creator of heaven and earth, 52 00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:31,750 of the visible and invisible, of the clear and the hidden, 53 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,667 declare that we will set in motion 54 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:40,042 a new and definitive universal flood! 55 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,625 No, sorry! 56 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:45,208 Sorry! Sorry! 57 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,750 We forgot about him. 58 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:52,083 According to the modifications to article 1 of the constitution 59 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,333 as a result of law 35745, 60 00:05:56,167 --> 00:06:00,250 approved during the 74th sederunt of the current era, 61 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:04,375 the Almighty does not have the final say 62 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:10,167 regarding decisions that are serious, contentious, and definitive... 63 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,333 instead... 64 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,292 the assembly does. 65 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:20,542 - What's that mean? - We have to vote. 66 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:22,708 We must vote on the options: 67 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:26,083 universal flood or new Messiah. 68 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,458 - Do I vote? - Yes. 69 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:30,583 - Only one vote? - One. 70 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:33,542 Grab your buzzers. 71 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:50,625 - What'd you vote? - Flood. 72 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:54,417 Human extinction means no more prayers, so I can go sing! 73 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:12,167 Not another Gospel! 74 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,625 Any volunteers? 75 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:24,583 Or do I have to pick someone? 76 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:33,542 We all know that earth is dangerous and loathsome, 77 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:36,458 but someone has to go. 78 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:42,250 Gabriel, since you've already been there you could... 79 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,292 Out of the question! 80 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:48,083 Joseph punched me when I told him Mary was pregnant. 81 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:51,250 And someone even made him a saint! 82 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,458 All right. 83 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:58,667 Let the minutes reflect... 84 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,583 actually, 85 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:05,583 let it be carved in stone and etched in metal 86 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:09,208 that I will be grateful, very grateful 87 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:12,583 to whomever volunteers for this task, 88 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:15,167 for this mission. 89 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:18,250 Well? 90 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,583 Me. 91 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:25,417 Who is he? 92 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:29,375 I believe he works in the prayer sorting office. 93 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:32,458 I knew that too, I'm God... 94 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:43,750 Touch the womb of the chosen woman and she'll receive the son of God. 95 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:45,375 No! 96 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,167 No, don't! 97 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:03,250 This is the address of the chosen woman. 98 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:04,625 In Russia? 99 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:12,042 "Do not be afraid, you have found favor with God. 100 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:15,042 You will conceive and give birth to a son, 101 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:18,125 he will be called Son of the Most High." 102 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,042 This is the annunciation script 103 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:25,125 meant to reassure the chosen one so she welcomes God's son. 104 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,250 Did you memorize it? 105 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:29,292 This jacket isn't flattering, can we fix it? 106 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,250 Let's start over. 107 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:36,250 "Do not be afraid, you have found favor with God. You will conceive..." 108 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:40,208 Don't improvise, stick to the script. 109 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:43,042 - Okay? - Yes. 110 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:54,042 Now they'll have to accept my transfer request. 111 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,208 - Pretty high. - Sure is. 112 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,583 - Have a good trip. - Thanks, Peter. 113 00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:17,250 Remember, the salvation of humankind is in your hands. 114 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:21,000 Relax! I'll go down, impregnate, and come right back. 115 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,417 What are you doing? This is our turf. 116 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,708 Go find your own spot. 117 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,125 Vex thee not, humans. 118 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:51,000 This is willed where what is willed can be done, so ask no more. 119 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:54,417 What a fool! What did he say? Get lost! 120 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,458 - Leave! - Go away! 121 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:21,042 Ten euros for a ticket and a drink. 122 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:26,583 Dear God, help us, we've been in line for 15 minutes! 123 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,667 Gaspare, my friend, women are all the same: 124 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,292 they use you and then abandon you. 125 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,125 Like my wife did 126 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:03,500 after 7 years of marriage and 5 of engagement. 127 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,375 Good thing I didn't love her anymore. 128 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:07,750 Actually, 129 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,583 good thing I never loved her at all. 130 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,375 Enough, Nicola, let it go. 131 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:20,250 You don't know it, but your woman is already planning on leaving you. 132 00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:24,167 They already know. They see you and think: 133 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:27,667 "Oh, I like this guy... 134 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,583 but I'll dump him eventually.” 135 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:35,000 And they really do it! Unlike men who just talk about it. 136 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,083 Like my wife did. 137 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,208 After 7 years of marriage... 138 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,583 and 5 of engagement. 139 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:57,542 Do not be afraid, you have found favor with God. 140 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,167 You will give birth to a son... No! 141 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:07,250 First you will conceive and then give birth to a son. 142 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:11,542 He will be high... No! 143 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,250 The father will be high. 144 00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:17,500 - What the heck!? - Do not be afraid... 145 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,042 - What do you want? - Do not be afraid... 146 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,667 Hey, this is the ladies' bathroom! 147 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,500 That's why he came in. 148 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:28,500 How nasty, with a young girl... 149 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,167 Blonds think they're God's gift to women! 150 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:33,542 An angelic face on a pig! 151 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,542 - You misunderstood! - Get out. 152 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,083 Nasty! 153 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,208 Come up with a better excuse next time! 154 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:43,167 Be thankful my boyfriend's not here 155 00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:46,208 or he would've punched your face in. 156 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:51,042 Just like I said! Women use you then abandon you. 157 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,000 They're only interested in our bodies. 158 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:58,750 My wife was with me because of my perfect abs. 159 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,417 And my biceps. 160 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,500 We're just dolls for them. 161 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,708 Blow-up dolls. 162 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:10,000 Blondie, gimme your ticket and order a drink. 163 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,417 - What ticket? - The one they gave you at the door. 164 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,583 - They gave you one. - They did. 165 00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:19,500 Gaspare, give him a drink, it's on me. 166 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,167 You know him? 167 00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:24,583 We've known each other forever, right? 168 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,208 Drink up. 169 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:45,583 To us blow-up dolls! 170 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:49,750 Love one another as he loved you 171 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:53,583 And always be his friend 172 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:58,125 And what you do to even the lowliest 173 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:01,083 You do unto him 174 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:05,125 I thank you my Lord... 175 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,417 Go to sleep! You've annoyed us enough. 176 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,750 Praised be you, my Lord! 177 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,500 Go to sleep! 178 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:17,625 Hosanna, Hosanna, Hosanna... 179 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,750 I have a friend who loves me... 180 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,583 Hold on... 181 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,083 What does he want? 182 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,125 Ignore him, he's drunk. 183 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:35,708 You must conceive a son, and you need my help to do it. 184 00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:39,333 Back off or I'll bash your face! 185 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,333 - No... - He won't turn the other cheek. 186 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:47,083 - Hold on! - Where are you going, Aristide? 187 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,208 Wait! Where are you going? 188 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:55,125 Aristide, my friend, what are you doing? 189 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,333 You're leaving? 190 00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:01,083 I have to go do something very important. 191 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:03,417 - Okay. - Then let's say bye. 192 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:07,167 - Bye. - A pleasure to shake your glove... 193 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,458 What an idiot! 194 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:30,125 I want nothing more to do with this. 195 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,542 - I'm the one who'll get blamed. - No, wait. 196 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:37,375 According to law 172 in the event of a major mess-up... 197 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:41,208 You wanted democracy? There you go! 198 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,333 THREE MONTHS LATER 199 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,583 Why won't you sign the divorce papers? 200 00:16:55,750 --> 00:17:00,000 Honey, let's talk at home instead of in front of a stranger. 201 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,333 I'm her lawyer. 202 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,417 We're not related, you're still a stranger. 203 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:08,250 Mr. Nicola, this is the fourth meeting we've had. 204 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,458 Let's get down to brass tacks. 205 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,625 Brass tacks... 206 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:18,708 Let's say we split up. But just hypothetically speaking... 207 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,292 The house? 208 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,417 What'll ♪ do? 209 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,125 Should I live on the streets? Tell me, even if you're a stranger. 210 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,583 - We settled that. - Oh really? 211 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:33,250 My client made no claim on the property. 212 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,417 You can keep it. It's a favorable situation for you. 213 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:40,417 Because she wants, rightfully so if I might add... 214 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,417 - Rightfully. - Rightfully... 215 00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:46,667 ...a mutual divorce to speed things up. 216 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,000 I'm not ready. 217 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:56,458 We can't end like this after 7 years of marriage... 218 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,583 And 5 of engagement. 219 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:02,417 Marriage is a sacred bond that only God can dissolve. 220 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,250 What'll people say? 221 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,625 People? God? Or that damn Sister Germana? 222 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:11,583 Honey, don't use that language in front of strangers. 223 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,083 Look within yourself. 224 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,708 I did and I accepted myself. Like you taught me. 225 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,250 I was wrong, now learn to refuse yourself. 226 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:24,125 Then I'll regress. You taught me that. 227 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:27,167 You can't regress any more than this! 228 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:35,083 I know she'll think it over, she loves me. 229 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,375 - You know how women are. - How? 230 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,750 You know, delicate moods, at the mercy of your cycle. 231 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:47,042 No strawberry candy? I'm really craving strawberries today. 232 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:01,167 DUMBASS VICE-PRINCIPAL 233 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,167 Hello, vice-principal. 234 00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:11,250 Come on, go inside. 235 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,083 Recess is over. Move it! 236 00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:16,250 Hello, sir. 237 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:20,042 We're working on getting rid of that graffiti. 238 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,292 Any suspects? 239 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:26,083 Oh please! No point in investigating graffiti. 240 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,458 They're kids, they need to rebel. 241 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,417 Are you sure Carbonelli is the culprit? 242 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,125 The evidence is incontrovertible. 243 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,375 Carbonelli isn't the culprit, 244 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:42,125 his parents are because, as you know, they got divorced. 245 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:46,667 It's a known fact that kids of divorces aren't disciplined. 246 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,417 Let me add to that, Sister Germana, 247 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:53,500 there's nothing as nice as a united family. 248 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,000 Speaking of which, how's your wife? 249 00:19:56,125 --> 00:20:00,042 Just this morning she mentioned you, she sends her best. 250 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,125 Hello, principal. 251 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,417 I didn't know there was a meeting, sorry. 252 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,750 No worries, come in. 253 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,125 She is Sister Luisa, she'll replace Sister Carolina 254 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:16,208 who's gone to Africa to help those less fortunate than us. 255 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,083 This is our faculty 256 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:22,542 and our vice-principal, Professor Balistreri. 257 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:28,250 Sister Luisa, you were spared our complaints on today's youth 258 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:32,333 and this world which is falling apart, 259 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:37,250 but you're just in time to see the school's promotional video! 260 00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:40,750 We need to keep up with technology. 261 00:20:41,292 --> 00:20:43,208 Modernity, innovation, 262 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,667 just a few of the things we invest... 263 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,750 What happened? 264 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,458 - We didn't get it repaired? - We did. 265 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,583 I called the repairman, actually two! 266 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,167 Both happily married. 267 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:03,000 Not with each other, no such thing. 268 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,042 Come in. 269 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,083 Hello. 270 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,125 Nicola Balistreri? 271 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,750 Yes? 272 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:16,333 He was tall, brawny, with huge biceps. 273 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,125 That's him! 274 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,250 Tall? You call that tall? 275 00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,625 How are you? 276 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,250 Fine but... 277 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,208 He's been in a coma for three months. 278 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,083 Oh, I thought he died. 279 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:38,542 He only remembers that his name is Aristide and you're friends. 280 00:21:39,042 --> 00:21:41,042 - I'll write friend? - No! 281 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,458 I barely know him, I'd forgotten about him. 282 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:49,458 You drank together all night, you said you've known him forever. 283 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:52,417 - So I'll write friend? - We're not friends. 284 00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:54,167 Mind your own business. 285 00:21:54,292 --> 00:21:57,083 - How are you? - Fine, I said. 286 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,417 Calm down. 287 00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:02,583 Temporary amnesia aside, this man has recovered perfectly. 288 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,750 Good for him. 289 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,250 But he's occupying a bed others need. 290 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:10,417 - Then kick him out. - But someone needs to take him. 291 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:20,333 You want me to take him because I bought him a beer three months ago? 292 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:23,083 And if it'd been a piña colada? 293 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,292 - So I'll write friend. - No, we're not friends! 294 00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:29,500 - But how are you? - Fine, enough already! 295 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:34,500 You might not be friends but this man saved your life. 296 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:58,375 You know what? I'll go get the car, you wait here. 297 00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:03,250 Fuck you... 298 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:57,083 - Rain at this time of year? - The forecast didn't show rain. 299 00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:31,708 You're not unleashing the flood, are you? 300 00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:37,000 Because I'm down here with them now too... 301 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,458 They know how to swim, but I don't. 302 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,542 I know I messed up, 303 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:50,542 but without your help and my powers, I can't do anything. 304 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:55,583 Because humans are much, much worse than I imagined. 305 00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:59,042 Plus, nothing happened, right? 306 00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:03,083 I mean, I couldn't have impregnated a man, right? 307 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:16,583 Let me come back up, please. 308 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:32,250 Thank you, thank you! 309 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:41,000 Now he's bashing his head? He should've done it before. 310 00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:51,417 We agreed on mutual divorce 311 00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:55,667 but if you're foolish enough to want to go before a judge, so be it. 312 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,083 Come on... 313 00:25:57,250 --> 00:26:00,000 let's talk about this over dinner and wine. 314 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:03,667 You're able to shake the foundations of my psyche! 315 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,250 Tell him to give your stuff back. 316 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:10,458 And tell him to come get it, I'll shake his foundations too! 317 00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:14,042 Please, grant me the divorce! 318 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:17,333 Honey, you're emotional today, is it that time of month? 319 00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:22,250 It's that time of month. 320 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:35,417 You're here... 321 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:37,667 I was worried. 322 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,500 I went to get the car but he was gone when I pulled up. 323 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:44,625 I thought someone stole him, I was coming to report it. 324 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,750 Actually, you said: "Wait here." 325 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:51,000 You misunderstood! I said wait there, not here. 326 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:56,042 You teach at a Catholic school and abandoned a needy friend? 327 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:58,542 And you're vice-principal too! 328 00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:05,417 But the problem is, I don't know how to tell my wife about this. 329 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,417 You got back together? 330 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,750 We've always been together. 331 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:14,292 Yes, honey? 332 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:15,417 No... 333 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,167 It's for me. Yes, coming. 334 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:22,250 Right... Well, I'll tell her now. 335 00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:25,583 Hope she doesn't mind, you know how women are. 336 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,417 How? 337 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,500 - Feminine. - Yeah. 338 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:33,583 - Come in, my friend. - So you are friends? 339 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:35,750 They're friends. 340 00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:40,208 Thanks. 341 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,542 My best to your wife. 342 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,208 Indeed. 343 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,583 As soon as they leave, you'd better get out of here. 344 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,292 - I saved your life. - Not again! 345 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:58,000 You cried on my shoulder about your wife. 346 00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:01,167 Shut up, keep your voice down! 347 00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:05,417 The walls have ears here. You can't stay with me, sorry. 348 00:28:05,542 --> 00:28:09,083 Try to remember if you have family, friends, or even a dog! 349 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:11,250 You can stay in its doghouse. 350 00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:15,250 Stay put on that tile. 351 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:17,125 Stay there. 352 00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:22,500 - There goes my craving! - Craving? 353 00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:27,333 Are you nauseous? 354 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,500 - How are you? - Better. 355 00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:52,458 I must've eaten something that made me sick. 356 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,083 So can I stay tonight? 357 00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:59,708 Fine, I don't have the energy to kick you out. 358 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,250 Only one bathroom? 359 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:10,042 - Yes. - So that's where you pee? 360 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:12,000 Not always. 361 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:16,292 Sometimes I pee outside on a tree, then I bury it and come inside. 362 00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:18,417 Goodnight. 363 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:25,125 Just a few drops of your wife's urine and you'll see if she's pregnant. 364 00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:27,125 Thanks. 365 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:31,250 So many! 366 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:58,417 Good luck to you and your wife! Fingers crossed. 367 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:22,333 As we decided democratically and unanimously last night, 368 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,542 you will leave right now. 369 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:27,000 If you don't know where to go 370 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:32,083 and you need money for some essentials, I'll give you 5 euros. 371 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:39,417 Where are my cigarettes? 372 00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:46,458 You can't smoke in your condition. 373 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:50,417 Enough! You need to get out of here right now. 374 00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:54,000 Take your sleeping bag and get out. 375 00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:56,083 Go, leave, move. 376 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:02,417 I remembered something from my past last night. 377 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,292 - Your address? - I was happily married. 378 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:11,042 Then my wife left me. 379 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:15,250 After 9 years of marriage and 7 of engagement. 380 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:19,250 - You know how women are... - Feminine. 381 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,250 She won't let me see my kids anymore. 382 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:25,750 Kids? 383 00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:27,583 Two. 384 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:32,417 And now I don't know what to do. 385 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:36,083 I feel confused and lost. 386 00:33:37,292 --> 00:33:38,542 Chin up... 387 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:43,500 5 euros, just like I promised. 388 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:46,250 And don't ever come back again. 389 00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:57,417 That brute threw you out?! You can stay with us for a bit. 390 00:33:57,583 --> 00:34:01,583 After everything your ex-wife put you through. 391 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:06,125 After 9 years of marriage and 7 of engagement. 392 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,583 The walls are really thin, so even if we don't want to... 393 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,208 We hear things. 394 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:17,250 Perhaps Mr. Nicola's wife doesn't want you staying there? 395 00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:20,292 - She's not even there. - I told you! 396 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,500 You never believe me. 397 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 JERK VICE-PRINCIPAL 398 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,750 Carbonelli, it's not that hard. 399 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:58,583 It's a simple equation. You've been staring at it for hours. 400 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,417 You can't ask me to do things that aren't on the syllabus. 401 00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:07,417 If you solve it you'll get an A and boost your grade point average. 402 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:10,750 If I solve it I'll get a Nobel Prize! 403 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:16,583 Yes, but a Nobel Prize won't boost your grade point average. 404 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:22,583 I told you I didn't write that on the wall. 405 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:27,292 This equation has nothing to do with that graffiti. 406 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:31,083 Do you think I'm that vindictive and petty? 407 00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:32,667 Carbonelli! 408 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,750 Are you listening or did those girlie earrings damage your ears? 409 00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:38,417 Girlie?! 410 00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:41,625 Never mind! I take it back. 411 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:47,542 Fine, yet again you'll get your daily F today. 412 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,250 Sit down. 413 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:53,625 Shame on you, letting a girl defend you! 414 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:56,500 Di Bartolo, your turn. 415 00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:14,292 - The professor? - In the bathroom. 416 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:18,583 Professor? 417 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:20,583 - What? - You're here... 418 00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:23,167 The principal wants you. 419 00:36:23,292 --> 00:36:25,625 - What for? - Dunno but she's annoyed. 420 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:33,208 Come in. 421 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:38,292 You wanted to see me, Sister Germana? 422 00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:40,583 Why didn't you tell me sooner? 423 00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:48,250 - What? - That you have an electrician friend. 424 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:56,583 - I need to make it clear that... - I'm not just Nicola's friend... 425 00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:00,417 but also his wife's friend, I know her well. 426 00:37:01,417 --> 00:37:05,042 Though I haven't seen her in a while... 427 00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:09,125 Go ahead. 428 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:15,250 Modernity, innovation, just a few of the things we invest... 429 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:19,167 - Just a faulty contact. - You illuminate everything. 430 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:23,542 "Better to illuminate others than to shine for oneself." 431 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,750 Saint Thomas Aquinas. 432 00:37:26,417 --> 00:37:30,750 Mr. Aristide kindly offered to work for us. 433 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:36,083 You shouldn't smoke. 434 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:40,542 Why are you always following me? I don't need a nanny. 435 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:44,000 - Don't get upset, it's bad for you. - Go back to your wife. 436 00:37:44,167 --> 00:37:45,458 Geez... 437 00:37:47,542 --> 00:37:48,542 Suffocating... 438 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,583 Nicola, listen. 439 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:55,750 Listen up, there's something I've been wanting to tell you. 440 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:58,250 You have a big problem. 441 00:37:58,417 --> 00:38:00,292 Really big. 442 00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:04,000 And it'll get bigger as the months go by. 443 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:06,458 Everyone will be able to see this problem. 444 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,667 So what I'm wondering is... 445 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,375 since this problem in some way also involves me, 446 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,250 let's sort it out together. 447 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,375 I have a funny feeling about this. 448 00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:24,125 Do you think they're together? 449 00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:26,083 Anything's possible! 450 00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:29,333 I know it's hard to understand, 451 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:31,750 I know there's no explanation, 452 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:34,250 but I have an explanation. 453 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:49,417 He went in without knocking, he must have the keys. 454 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,250 They must be living together. 455 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:55,167 - Trust me. - Are you sure? 456 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,167 We lost him. 457 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,167 What's wrong? 458 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:30,125 I'm pregnant. 459 00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:36,167 It's not a faulty contact? 460 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,333 I haven't been feeling well lately: 461 00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:44,250 drowsiness, nauseous, vomiting. 462 00:39:44,542 --> 00:39:46,708 So I decided to get tested, 463 00:39:47,042 --> 00:39:50,458 but just to be on the safe side. 464 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:55,167 Francesca, shake it like a snow globe and sell it to tourists. 465 00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:57,000 Gimme that. 466 00:39:57,125 --> 00:40:00,083 - Nicola, are you afraid? - Yes, gimme a kiss. 467 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:01,542 - Never! - Hug me. 468 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:03,333 Good job. 469 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:06,042 Your wife is pregnant. 470 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:08,250 Finally, congratulations. 471 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,125 There must be a mistake. 472 00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:15,042 There is... 473 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,208 it says Nicola here. 474 00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:20,167 Giovanna. 475 00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:24,500 So I decided to get more tests. 476 00:40:26,292 --> 00:40:29,042 Excuse me, there must be a mistake. 477 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,250 There is. 478 00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:34,375 Gosh-darn you! 479 00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:36,542 Who's Nicola? 480 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:41,333 - Me. - What's your wife's name? 481 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:48,042 Nicoletta Balistreri. I collected the sample myself. 482 00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:50,583 You get the results via e-mail. 483 00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:59,333 At that point, I was sure [ was pregnant. 484 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,000 How can it be? 485 00:41:03,625 --> 00:41:06,708 Could it be a phantom pregnancy? 486 00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:10,500 Maybe because of the hormones in chicken or chemtrails? 487 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:13,083 The earthquake, locusts, 488 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:16,250 the flat earth, the ozone hole? 489 00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:18,083 Calm down. 490 00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:23,083 How can I calm down? I'm living in a nightmare! 491 00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:26,500 I need help. 492 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:27,750 I'll help you. 493 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:31,583 What help will you be? You're an electrician. 494 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:36,167 I need a doctor, a professor, a scientist, 495 00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:39,292 someone who can explain how this happened. 496 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,542 - Thanks. - Bye. 497 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,333 Bye. 498 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:48,458 Professor, in my next life, I want to teach Biology. 499 00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:51,542 I had no idea you were such an enthusiast. 500 00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:55,042 It's better than Math: frigid, obvious, predictable. 501 00:41:55,167 --> 00:41:57,583 2 plus 2 is always 4, 9 times 9, 81. 502 00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,500 Nothing unexpected. 503 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:02,417 That's a bit excessive. 504 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,083 Without math even Einstein 505 00:42:05,208 --> 00:42:08,417 would've done nothing with his intuitions. 506 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:13,042 But instead, while sitting at a desk 507 00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:19,125 by a small window from which he saw a small slice of sky, 508 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:22,542 he was able to explain how things work up there. 509 00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:26,083 At least until someone else comes along 510 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:29,167 and sees things differently from that window. 511 00:42:29,292 --> 00:42:34,125 But if they see different things from the same window it means 512 00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:38,000 either Einstein messed up or math isn't that mathematical. 513 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:43,083 Or from that same window some things still need to be understood. 514 00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:44,708 No, professor. 515 00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:48,000 Once things are secured they have to stay that way. 516 00:42:48,125 --> 00:42:51,042 2 plus 2 is 4, the earth revolves around the sun, 517 00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:53,167 Sanremo musical festival is once a year, 518 00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:54,708 lions eat gazelles, 519 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:57,417 males hunt, females reproduce. 520 00:42:57,583 --> 00:43:01,667 For example, if someone were to tell you a man got pregnant, 521 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,250 what would you think? 522 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:09,167 Actually, there are cases in nature where gender is irrelevant. 523 00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:11,417 There are!? 524 00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:16,125 Groupers are born female and remain so till they reach maturity. 525 00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:20,583 Then they undergo a sex change and become male. 526 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:23,708 Whereas the clown fish is born male, 527 00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:28,083 but can become female and reproduce if need be. 528 00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:34,042 Even for these odd species, a mathematical formula still applies. 529 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:38,625 Even if that's the case, who the heck inseminated me? 530 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:41,125 What difference does it make? 531 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:43,333 Why me, of all people?! 532 00:43:43,458 --> 00:43:45,583 Don't take it out on Him. 533 00:43:45,708 --> 00:43:47,667 - Hello, professor. - Hello. 534 00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:52,333 We need a plan now. 535 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,333 Right, I don't want this baby. 536 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:57,458 I'll abort. 537 00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:58,583 No! 538 00:43:59,417 --> 00:44:02,750 No?! What other option do I have? 539 00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,625 I said no because... 540 00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:12,667 that would mean going to a private clinic. 541 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,083 No! 542 00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:18,708 - And everyone would find out. - What would they say?! 543 00:44:19,042 --> 00:44:20,625 It's not an option. 544 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:24,125 - Maybe a natural remedy is best. - Maybe... 545 00:44:25,292 --> 00:44:31,042 There's an ancient concoction that can terminate a pregnancy. 546 00:44:32,292 --> 00:44:34,000 Hold on... 547 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:38,750 You're an electrician, how do you know all these things? 548 00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,583 Don't worry about a thing, I'll handle it all. 549 00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:44,208 I'll get the ingredients, problem solved. 550 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,750 Folio acid, iron, 551 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:48,750 calcium, iodine, 552 00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:52,625 vitamins A, D, B12, 553 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,125 and vitamin E for the baby. 554 00:44:55,542 --> 00:44:59,750 Some potassium and magnesium are good for the mommy. 555 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:05,000 So many! 556 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,125 It's ready. 557 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:15,125 Drink up. 558 00:45:16,042 --> 00:45:17,417 In one gulp. 559 00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:19,708 Go on. 560 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,125 Good. 561 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:30,167 - Should I walk a bit? - It'll help. 562 00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:32,125 Walk, walk. 563 00:45:32,250 --> 00:45:33,250 Walk. 564 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,042 One breath, one step. One step, one breath. 565 00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:40,000 One breath, one step. One step, one breath. 566 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:43,625 One breath, one step. One step, one breath. 567 00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:48,083 One breath, one step. One step, one breath. 568 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,750 - Professor? - Yes. 569 00:45:54,417 --> 00:45:56,083 Your shirt is... 570 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:00,333 - Professor? - What? 571 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:02,708 - The principal wants you. - Okay. 572 00:46:03,542 --> 00:46:07,083 You stay here with them or they'll demolish the classroom. 573 00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:09,208 And give Carbonelli an F. 574 00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:21,292 My breasts! 575 00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:24,375 - You're sure that concoction works? - Of course. 576 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,083 The principal wants to see me, what'll ♪ do? 577 00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:29,208 - Open your jacket. - Why? 578 00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:31,083 What the...?! 579 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,500 Say you spilled water while drinking. 580 00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:35,458 Thanks, you're a genius. 581 00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:37,250 - Go on. - Thanks. 582 00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:39,083 Hi, Aristide. 583 00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:41,167 Hello. 584 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:44,417 - How are you? - Fine, and you? 585 00:46:46,417 --> 00:46:49,125 Kids, don't wander off, we have to practice. 586 00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:51,750 Practice what? 587 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,750 - Singing. - Singing? 588 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,750 I love singing. 589 00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:01,583 Sister Germana, you wanted to see me? 590 00:47:01,708 --> 00:47:05,625 Yes, I wanted to see you about the school's recital. 591 00:47:08,417 --> 00:47:11,000 What happened to your shirt? 592 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:14,083 Looks like someone poured water on you. 593 00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:17,250 While I was drinking, I overdid it... 594 00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:19,375 And... I was parched. 595 00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:24,292 - Good one. - I have more. 596 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:27,500 - The recital... - Yes? 597 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:32,375 We have to change the date, so we need to inform everyone. 598 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,458 Okay, I'll send an urgent notice to the families. 599 00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:39,708 This year, I want you all in the front row. 600 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,458 With your whole family. 601 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:45,583 - What do you mean? - There's only one meaning: 602 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:49,250 husband, wife, and kids, if you have them. 603 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:55,208 In any case, for some time now, 604 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:58,208 you haven't been straight with me. 605 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:03,500 Your eyes look different. 606 00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:12,375 They shine. 607 00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:16,375 Have you gotten some good news? 608 00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:18,417 Plenty of it. 609 00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:25,333 Wakey-wakey Marcellino, dawn is already breaking 610 00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:31,417 You little sleepyhead, the rooster's crowing, time to get up 611 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:37,208 Marcellino wakey-wakey, wash up with soap 612 00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:45,167 You little devil, always getting into mischief 613 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:49,292 Well? 614 00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,250 What do you think? 615 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,750 - Aristide? - Huh? 616 00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,125 Well? 617 00:48:59,417 --> 00:49:00,667 Nice, very nice. 618 00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:02,375 Wonderful. 619 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:04,625 But if you don't mind me saying... 620 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:06,083 Go ahead. 621 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:09,292 Kids, first off, go up a semitone. 622 00:49:09,542 --> 00:49:14,708 Start with a B-natural and then transition to a B-flat. 623 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,292 Like this. 624 00:49:19,417 --> 00:49:23,083 Wakey-wakey Marcellino 625 00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:26,625 Dawn is already breaking 626 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,250 You little sleepyhead 627 00:49:30,417 --> 00:49:33,000 The rooster's crowing, time to get up 628 00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,750 Marcellino wakey-wakey 629 00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:39,583 Wash up with soap 630 00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:43,250 You little devil 631 00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:47,208 Always getting into mischief 632 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:56,125 You're amazing. You do maintenance and you can sing! 633 00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,542 Sing praises unto God's name. 634 00:49:58,667 --> 00:50:02,042 Extol him that rideth upon the heavens... 635 00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:05,292 And you even know the holy scriptures. 636 00:50:05,417 --> 00:50:10,042 Because my grandmother loved the holy scriptures 637 00:50:10,167 --> 00:50:12,417 so she passed on this passion. 638 00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:14,042 - Gift. - Yes, gift. 639 00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:15,667 - Or passion. - Not passion. 640 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,708 - Gift is fine. - I didn't mean "passion". 641 00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:24,250 Kids, let's start again because time's running out. 642 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:26,583 Not again! I'm not coming. 643 00:50:26,750 --> 00:50:29,083 But I risk losing my job! 644 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:31,667 Sorry but you put yourself in this position. 645 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,083 Me? It's not my fault if Sister Germana thinks these things. 646 00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:39,292 - It's not my fault you have a man. - Leave Jacopo out of this. 647 00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:50,583 I don't deserve this, I did so much for you. 648 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:54,583 Me, me, me! Truth is, you're a pathological narcissist. 649 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,167 You told me to invest in myself. 650 00:50:57,292 --> 00:50:59,583 - You over-invested! - Should I disinvest? 651 00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:02,000 - Yes. - What a loss. 652 00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:05,042 Come to the recital or people will think... 653 00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:09,667 - What about what I think!? - Don't yell, what'll people think? 654 00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:13,333 You'll never change. I won't come to the recital, the end! 655 00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:14,750 Giovanna, Giovanna! 656 00:51:16,417 --> 00:51:18,375 Giovanna, please... 657 00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:37,417 PROF. BALISTRERI AND SPOUSE 658 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:48,417 All set. You get the first one. 659 00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:51,250 This is a small, for Gloria. 660 00:51:51,417 --> 00:51:54,208 This is a medium. Try it on. 661 00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:01,542 Nicola! 662 00:52:01,667 --> 00:52:03,375 - Hello. - How's it going? 663 00:52:03,667 --> 00:52:05,667 Is he your husband? He looks different. 664 00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:09,000 No, he's my cousin. 665 00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:11,750 My husband and I split up. 666 00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:13,500 See you inside. 667 00:52:14,417 --> 00:52:17,208 - Sister Germana... - My husband and I are going in. 668 00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:22,083 Professor? 669 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:24,667 - Your wife? - My wife... 670 00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:28,375 My wife was going to come but had an issue with her boobs... 671 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,083 - Boobs? - Boobs? 672 00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:32,333 No, her boots! 673 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,000 Not boobs! 674 00:52:35,125 --> 00:52:37,333 She couldn't get her boots on and sadly... 675 00:52:37,667 --> 00:52:39,083 Nicola... 676 00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,375 Sadly... 677 00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:46,750 she couldn't be on time, punctuality means a lot to us. 678 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:48,583 Sorry... No... 679 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,750 - Yes. - Blessed be God. 680 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,667 Sorry I'm late. 681 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,583 I always have a hard time getting my boots on too. 682 00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,583 Boots? 683 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,542 Well, enough talk about boots now. 684 00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:07,083 Indeed. It's so nice to see you, Sister Germana. 685 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:10,625 You're lucky to be married to such an upright man. 686 00:53:11,167 --> 00:53:13,208 A man of another era. 687 00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:15,417 - Thanks. - But I married him in this era. 688 00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:22,542 Please let everything go smoothly. 689 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:26,417 I know... 690 00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:30,417 I shouldn't pray for nonsense like this, 691 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:33,000 but this is important for me. 692 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:34,333 Please... 693 00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:37,500 Aristide? Showtime. 694 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:40,208 Okay. Get ready, kids! 695 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:56,333 Every day, Marcellino the rascal caused some trouble. 696 00:53:56,750 --> 00:54:00,542 Want to know what his life was like with 12 monks? 697 00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:03,583 We'll tell you now in a song... 698 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:06,083 Time for a snoozefest. 699 00:54:07,167 --> 00:54:09,708 Wakey-wakey Marcellino 700 00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:12,458 Dawn is already breaking 701 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:16,125 You little sleepyhead 702 00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:18,708 The rooster's crowing, time to get up 703 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,750 Marcellino wakey-wakey 704 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:24,750 Wash up with soap 705 00:54:25,417 --> 00:54:27,708 You little devil 706 00:54:28,167 --> 00:54:34,125 Always getting into mischief 707 00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:35,750 Marcellino 708 00:54:37,292 --> 00:54:40,000 Wakey-wakey 709 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:49,000 Miracle! 710 00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:51,292 Marcellino, 711 00:54:51,667 --> 00:54:54,667 you are good and I want to reward you. 712 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:58,042 What is your biggest wish? 713 00:54:58,458 --> 00:55:00,667 To become a monk 714 00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:05,042 or to be able to play with your friend Manuel? 715 00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:10,500 No, I only have one wish... 716 00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:14,417 to see my mother and yours. 717 00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:17,208 In order to see them, you'll have to sleep. 718 00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:20,042 But I'm not tired right now. 719 00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:22,500 I'll make you fall asleep. 720 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,125 Come. 721 00:55:25,083 --> 00:55:26,083 Come. 722 00:55:28,042 --> 00:55:32,583 Marcellino and Jesus 723 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:39,083 Marcellino up in the sky 724 00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:45,708 Your mother is already here 725 00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:52,583 She will never leave you again 726 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:57,625 Brother Martino, the bell-ringer 727 00:55:58,083 --> 00:56:00,375 Ring it, ring it 728 00:56:01,167 --> 00:56:03,542 Ring the bell, ring the bell 729 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:08,000 Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong! 730 00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:22,167 What happened? You're never this emotional. 731 00:56:22,292 --> 00:56:25,375 It's what happened to Marcellino, not to me! 732 00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:34,167 Hooray! 733 00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:48,583 Aristide, come here! Come on. 734 00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:54,417 Well done! 735 00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,750 Say something. 736 00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:02,375 Thank you, we worked very hard on this. 737 00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:06,417 We apologize for the missed notes, but with this group... 738 00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:08,042 it would take a miracle... 739 00:57:08,167 --> 00:57:11,083 Thanks, Aristide. Thank you all. 740 00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:23,667 For them! 741 00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:30,208 - It went well! - Wow! 742 00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:33,333 Oh God... 743 00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:38,417 Sorry, I did it without thinking. 744 00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:41,125 Even if you didn't think about it... 745 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,583 Now you'll sign the divorce papers. 746 00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:56,000 Or I'll tell Sister Germana everything. 747 00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:02,333 I'm sure she still loves me. 748 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,583 - Why, did she kiss you? - No. 749 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,333 Because a kiss means love, 750 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:11,500 even if it's done without thinking, you know? 751 00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:14,625 I guess we're odd, we love each other but don't kiss. 752 00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:17,167 - Is she kissing someone else? - No. 753 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,333 Why? Why? 754 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:23,083 No. Giovanna isn't kissing anyone, she's not with anyone. 755 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:26,208 She doesn't kiss, with or without love. 756 00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:28,542 She didn't kiss you before? 757 00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:31,542 No, never. Not even on our wedding day. 758 00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:36,000 When the priest said we could kiss, she didn't want to. 759 00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:41,292 Truth is, she's in a rut 760 00:58:41,417 --> 00:58:46,167 because we couldn't have kids. 761 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,292 Oh well... 762 00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:51,458 What are your kids' names? 763 00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:53,417 Pietro and Paolo. 764 00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:56,292 - Pietro and Paolo? - Yes. 765 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:58,250 Is Mary Magdalene your wife? 766 00:58:58,417 --> 00:58:59,417 No. 767 00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:01,250 Jennifer. 768 00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:02,625 She's Dutch. 769 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,625 We met in Holland during our Master's. 770 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,250 She's an electrician too. 771 00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:10,500 It was an electrician Master's, our eyes met and... 772 00:59:10,625 --> 00:59:14,083 Things will work out with your wife, you'll see... 773 00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:16,250 When you have kids it's different. 774 00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:19,625 We really hoped to have kids. 775 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:23,292 We prayed, but he didn't listen to us. 776 00:59:23,417 --> 00:59:25,250 Maybe he did listen, 777 00:59:25,417 --> 00:59:29,625 and gave me the baby instead of her. They screw up in heaven! 778 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:33,667 I doubt they make mistakes in heaven. 779 00:59:37,750 --> 00:59:39,125 Hold on... 780 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:43,583 what if I tell Giovanna that I'm having the baby we longed for? 781 00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:46,417 - Nonsense! - It could be the solution. 782 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,375 And if she tells anyone? 783 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,500 - Why would she tell anyone? - Why?! 784 00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:55,542 Because you're a pregnant man! 785 00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,417 So? Nobody is perfect! 786 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:03,292 You see, I've never felt accepted. 787 01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:07,583 I always feel like I'm out of line, out of place. 788 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:10,708 - Leave, please. - But... 789 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,208 Leave. 790 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:18,292 I need to tell you... 791 01:00:18,417 --> 01:00:21,083 - You signed the divorce papers? - No, know why? 792 01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:22,750 We'll get back together. 793 01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:25,417 - Stop it! - Our dream has come true. 794 01:00:25,542 --> 01:00:27,583 - You're insane. - Just listen. 795 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:30,250 No, you listen: I'm pregnant! 796 01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:37,542 Pregnant? 797 01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:43,750 I wanted to tell you sooner but you never gave me the chance. 798 01:00:49,667 --> 01:00:51,750 We didn't even plan it. 799 01:00:52,083 --> 01:00:53,292 It just happened. 800 01:00:56,542 --> 01:00:59,250 You don't have to justify yourself. 801 01:00:59,417 --> 01:01:01,750 I mean, we're not together anymore. 802 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,333 We should talk. 803 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:11,083 Sure, but maybe some other time. 804 01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:14,250 There's not much to say... 805 01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:19,333 CRYBABY VICE-PRINCIPAL 806 01:01:29,708 --> 01:01:32,042 Sister Luisa? 807 01:01:33,542 --> 01:01:35,708 I've been looking for you. 808 01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:37,625 I was with the principal. 809 01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:40,583 We got great feedback last night, 810 01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:43,167 everyone loved it. 811 01:01:46,083 --> 01:01:48,625 Look what I found: 300 songs. 812 01:01:49,458 --> 01:01:52,250 We need a dozen for the final recital, let's pick... 813 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:54,250 It's best we don't, Aristide. 814 01:02:05,167 --> 01:02:07,417 - You don't like the idea? - I do... 815 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:10,583 But it's best we don't. 816 01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:13,667 We should stay apart. 817 01:02:14,292 --> 01:02:16,167 - Did I do something wrong? - No. 818 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:21,042 I did something wrong. 819 01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:42,417 I can't hear a thing, just music. 820 01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:55,000 Humanity sucks. 821 01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:57,458 It always has sucked. 822 01:02:57,750 --> 01:03:01,292 From Australopithecus to Homo sapiens sapiens. 823 01:03:01,542 --> 01:03:03,500 Maybe Neanderthals weren't so bad... 824 01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:08,708 But all in all, man has never done anything good. 825 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,167 We can't keep using the Sistine Chapel as justification. 826 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:18,750 To think, there were once dinosaurs here. 827 01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:24,250 Then someone decided that wasn't good... 828 01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:28,333 and here we are now, Nicola. 829 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,333 Sad, abandoned... 830 01:03:33,292 --> 01:03:34,583 and alone. 831 01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:40,167 Actually, I'm not alone. 832 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:42,750 True, I'm here. 833 01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:44,333 No... 834 01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:46,250 the baby is. 835 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:51,292 I'm going to keep this baby. 836 01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:02,375 BECOMING A MOTHER 837 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:08,583 Are you crazy? 838 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,083 No smoking in here! 839 01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:14,500 A little lower, lower. Good! 840 01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:16,458 He's massaging him! 841 01:04:17,208 --> 01:04:20,083 - Wonder where... - Pervs! 842 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:24,500 How lovely, my chakras are opening. 843 01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:29,458 You're finally home. 844 01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:33,583 Don't put them there! Have you ever heard of germs!? 845 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:36,292 What'd you buy? 846 01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:38,167 Parsley? 847 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:39,625 Mussels? 848 01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:42,208 Cold cuts? 849 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:44,417 May as well get sushi too! 850 01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:49,750 I can't eat this stuff, it's bad for the baby. 851 01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,042 Carbonelli... 852 01:04:57,292 --> 01:04:59,250 what do you want to be? 853 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,083 - Dunno. - Right. 854 01:05:02,625 --> 01:05:04,042 You have time. 855 01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:06,708 C... 856 01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:09,417 minus. 857 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:13,000 No, it has to go around the waist. 858 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:17,417 Let me make it wider so your wife can wear it too. 859 01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:19,583 No, thanks. 860 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,167 My cousin will help me. 861 01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:26,750 Some help you are! Thought I could count on you. 862 01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:32,250 - Quit pining for Sister Luisa! - I'm not pining for Sister Luisa. 863 01:05:32,542 --> 01:05:34,250 Oh please... 864 01:05:34,417 --> 01:05:37,000 You stopped eating, you drink and smoke all day. 865 01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:39,375 You're either in love or broke. 866 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,667 Tell me what the two of you did. 867 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,625 We didn't do anything, she is a nun after all. 868 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:50,250 Exactly... and a nun is off-limits. 869 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:53,083 - What'll people think? - That we're friends. 870 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:57,250 You were attached at the hip before, now you avoid each other. 871 01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,250 Do you think I'm stupid? 872 01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:02,750 You men are all sickening. 873 01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:05,250 I'm pregnant and you're pining for her. 874 01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:07,750 Shame on you. 875 01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:11,625 What do you see? 876 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,458 A stroller. 877 01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,750 Wonder if those two will adopt!? 878 01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:20,750 Maybe they're doing heterolobus insemination! 879 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:22,583 Heterolobus! 880 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:28,708 Giovanna! 881 01:06:29,542 --> 01:06:31,250 Why are you here? 882 01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:35,417 I came to get my things. 883 01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:45,542 - Giovanna, what's wrong? - It's about to get ugly. 884 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:52,500 You brought the electrician home? 885 01:06:52,750 --> 01:06:57,667 She left because she knew the two of them were together! 886 01:07:04,583 --> 01:07:06,250 What's that? 887 01:07:10,083 --> 01:07:13,083 For your baby, I thought you'd like it. 888 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:15,583 A gift. 889 01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:18,292 What? 890 01:07:18,708 --> 01:07:20,417 You can exchange it. 891 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,542 What? 892 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:26,708 What's wrong? 893 01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:29,125 What's going on? 894 01:07:29,583 --> 01:07:31,417 I can't talk... 895 01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:34,083 - Right. - Let's go in there. 896 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,625 - It's just a stroller. - Maybe the color's wrong. 897 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:52,292 - I can't hear anything. - They're so rude! 898 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:59,500 No... It's broken, I have to fix it. 899 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:05,167 My super-ego is messing with my fragile ego. 900 01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:09,167 My narcissistic side is duking it out with my shyness, 901 01:08:09,292 --> 01:08:12,417 causing a fragmentation of my psyche making me cry! 902 01:08:13,083 --> 01:08:16,417 - You owe yourself 80 euros. - Jacopo and I broke up. 903 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:19,042 Broke up? 904 01:08:19,167 --> 01:08:22,750 He doesn't want the baby. Get rid of it! 905 01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:25,000 Do you mind? 906 01:08:25,583 --> 01:08:29,208 We fought and I moved out. 907 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:39,250 I have something to tell you too. 908 01:08:39,625 --> 01:08:42,250 No, no, you're crazy. 909 01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:47,375 I'm preggy. 910 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:59,667 - What? - He said: "I'm Peggy." 911 01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:02,458 Yes, he's Peggy... 912 01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:05,375 Everyone knows him as Nicola 913 01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:08,542 but his legal name is Peggy. 914 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,667 I don't feel well. 915 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,708 No, no, Giovanna! 916 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:36,292 Help me! 917 01:09:36,417 --> 01:09:37,583 - Peggy? - Help. 918 01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:48,083 I don't believe it. 919 01:09:48,208 --> 01:09:50,292 I didn't believe it either. 920 01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:55,583 But apparently, this can happen in nature. 921 01:09:57,250 --> 01:09:59,333 - Groupers. - Groupers? 922 01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:03,417 I had no idea, but female groupers can turn into males. 923 01:10:05,125 --> 01:10:07,542 Know who discovered this amazing thing? 924 01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:09,542 Einstein. 925 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,667 He opened the window, a grouper passed by 926 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:16,208 and since he was very observant, unlike us, 927 01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:18,458 he said: "This is a male grouper.” 928 01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:21,417 What do we know... 929 01:10:21,542 --> 01:10:25,417 we just eat the grouper they serve us on a plate. 930 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:28,250 That's why it gives you indigestion. 931 01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:30,542 Not because it's a fat fish. 932 01:10:30,667 --> 01:10:32,542 - Because it's male. - Right! 933 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,250 How'll you deliver? 934 01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:38,417 I mean... you're a male. 935 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:42,083 C-section. It's the same for male or female. 936 01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:46,083 I'll go to Switzerland, they're good at keeping secrets. 937 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:49,208 I'll pretend I'm there to open a bank account, 938 01:10:49,708 --> 01:10:51,333 eat some chocolate, 939 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:54,250 and then give birth when they least expect it. 940 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:58,458 It'll be a Swiss citizen and I don't have to register it. 941 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:02,250 Who is the father? Mother? Other person? 942 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,583 Me, myself, and I. 943 01:11:08,417 --> 01:11:10,333 Did you two do weird things? 944 01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:14,042 No way, at most he massaged my feet. 945 01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:17,125 He's in love with Sister Luisa, not me. 946 01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:20,333 I'm not in love with Sister Luisa! 947 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:25,417 We liked spending time together, singing, praying, that's all... 948 01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:26,708 Not in love. 949 01:11:27,042 --> 01:11:28,208 He's in love. 950 01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:30,375 Sister Luisa from the recital? 951 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:33,583 From the recital, yes. Sister Luisa from the recital. 952 01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:37,083 We had a long-standing friendship but not anymore. 953 01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:39,458 - He's in love. - Madly. 954 01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:41,083 I'm not! 955 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:45,250 Mind your own business, you have enough trouble as it is. 956 01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:50,375 - Stop fragmenting her psyche. - It's not my fault he left her. 957 01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:54,250 Watch it, or I'll shake your foundations! 958 01:11:54,375 --> 01:11:57,417 He's right, I'll stop bothering you. 959 01:11:59,083 --> 01:12:00,083 See? 960 01:12:00,208 --> 01:12:05,333 No bother, this is your house too, your things are still here. 961 01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:07,083 Your mom's things... 962 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:42,667 I know I shouldn't have kissed a nun but she started it... 963 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:51,583 I didn't really mind though, actually... 964 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:56,042 I wish I'd started it. 965 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:01,292 How shameless. 966 01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:08,708 Why do we suffer so much for something that's so beautiful? 967 01:13:34,667 --> 01:13:37,750 Do not be afraid, you have found favor with God. 968 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:39,292 Not again... 969 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:43,083 You will conceive and give birth to the Son of the Most High. 970 01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:44,750 I memorized it. 971 01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:51,417 Nicola, get him out of here, please! 972 01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:53,417 Sorry, guys... 973 01:13:53,542 --> 01:13:57,292 That's it, no more nuns for me. 974 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,750 - Come on. - No nuns. 975 01:13:59,083 --> 01:14:01,125 - Hey, buddy. - Let's go. 976 01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:03,250 - Have a drink. - Not now. 977 01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:05,083 Come on. 978 01:14:05,292 --> 01:14:08,458 - Let's keep in touch. - Come on. 979 01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:10,708 Let's have a beer. 980 01:14:11,042 --> 01:14:13,083 Maybe some other time, let's go home. 981 01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:15,583 If you'd listened to my Annunciation, 982 01:14:15,708 --> 01:14:19,625 I'd be singing with Seventh Heaven choir right now. 983 01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:22,042 - Still talking? - Yes! 984 01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:24,708 Your girlfriend is to blame. 985 01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:27,750 - Stop it! - She didn't let me impregnate her! 986 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,000 Don't you worry, Nicola. 987 01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:45,083 Hey, wait. 988 01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:47,417 Relax, Nicola. I'm here. 989 01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:49,167 Yes? 990 01:14:49,292 --> 01:14:52,083 - I'm a friend. - Only relatives are allowed in. 991 01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:56,208 But I'm a really close friend, I'm his best friend. 992 01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:58,083 I understand... 993 01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:02,583 but the law doesn't consider your kind, luckily. 994 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:05,750 Possible head injury. 995 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:11,333 But this strange swollen belly worries me... 996 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,417 We need an ultrasound. 997 01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:17,000 Not an ultrasound! 998 01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:17,708 Nicola... 999 01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:26,583 How's the baby? 1000 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:30,458 The baby's fine, no need to worry. 1001 01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:33,625 Actually, if you can stand up we should leave. 1002 01:16:33,750 --> 01:16:35,500 Why, what's wrong? 1003 01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:39,000 Nothing, but it's best we leave. 1004 01:16:39,292 --> 01:16:42,000 You look worried, what happened to the baby? 1005 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,625 Nothing. 1006 01:16:52,625 --> 01:16:55,125 Actually... 1007 01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:58,375 if I'm feeling fine there's no need to be here. 1008 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:00,542 It's pointless. 1009 01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:04,667 Plus, we wouldn't want to abuse the public health system. 1010 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:07,250 We'll take this. 1011 01:17:08,375 --> 01:17:11,417 Don't get worked up vet, let's wait and see. 1012 01:17:11,542 --> 01:17:13,417 Maybe the news won't get out. 1013 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:17,375 - Wish it hadn't happened. - Duh! 1014 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,083 I'm just saying I wish it hadn't happened. 1015 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:22,292 No point in crying over spilt milk. 1016 01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:25,542 Especially if you spilled the milk, I mean the beer. 1017 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,583 What's that mean? 1018 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,417 What do you think?! 1019 01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:34,417 If you hadn't gotten drunk for Sr. Luisa, this wouldn't have happened. 1020 01:17:34,542 --> 01:17:37,458 This happened because you got drunk over her. 1021 01:17:37,583 --> 01:17:40,708 - Her?! You mean my wife! - Enough! 1022 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:43,750 - Make them stop please. - He's not listening! 1023 01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:45,458 Calm down. 1024 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:48,708 It's just a small hospital in the outskirts. 1025 01:17:49,292 --> 01:17:50,750 True. 1026 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:54,250 And... 1027 01:17:54,542 --> 01:17:57,625 - Patient confidentiality exists. - Right. 1028 01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:01,083 He can't go around blurting out my business... 1029 01:18:01,417 --> 01:18:03,750 And there's always repression. 1030 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:05,375 Huh? 1031 01:18:06,083 --> 01:18:09,250 You said the doctor and nurse were dumbfounded, 1032 01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:12,083 shocked, traumatized basically. 1033 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:17,125 Repression is a defense mechanism. 1034 01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:20,083 When the mind experiences trauma, it forgets. 1035 01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:24,208 This is probably what happened to the doctor and nurse: 1036 01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:26,458 they repressed it. 1037 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,250 Have faith in repression. 1038 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:34,750 Trust me, I was mortified for him! 1039 01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:38,000 A pregnant man... 1040 01:18:38,292 --> 01:18:42,333 I have a copy of his ultrasound, 1041 01:18:42,458 --> 01:18:44,708 but they took the original. 1042 01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:47,000 They didn't say my name. 1043 01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:51,167 The name of this individual is Nicola Balistreri. 1044 01:18:51,292 --> 01:18:54,250 Our reporters have tracked every detail... 1045 01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:58,583 There are lots of other Nicola Balistreris. 1046 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:00,333 - Tons! - Yes. 1047 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:03,083 We have footage of their faces. 1048 01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:06,208 Sorry for the poor quality of the images. 1049 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:14,292 So you're the clown fish. 1050 01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:21,375 Lovebirds! 1051 01:19:21,542 --> 01:19:23,667 Aren't they cute? 1052 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,083 It was Carbonelli! See? I was right! 1053 01:19:29,417 --> 01:19:31,333 - It's him. - Here he is. 1054 01:19:32,458 --> 01:19:34,125 - Mr. Nicola... - What? 1055 01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:36,042 - Later... - What? 1056 01:19:36,417 --> 01:19:38,000 A statement! 1057 01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:41,083 See? We couldn't interview Nicola. 1058 01:19:41,250 --> 01:19:42,583 Those two are shameful! 1059 01:19:42,750 --> 01:19:47,208 All the filthy things they do have caused nature to rebel. 1060 01:19:47,417 --> 01:19:51,000 Have you noticed anything odd about those two? 1061 01:19:51,125 --> 01:19:52,750 If you only knew... 1062 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:55,417 They're talking about you. 1063 01:19:55,542 --> 01:19:58,250 They forgot to repress, apparently. 1064 01:19:58,417 --> 01:20:02,208 Carbonelli was the one behind the graffiti, I knew it. 1065 01:20:02,375 --> 01:20:05,167 With all our problems who cares about Carbonelli!? 1066 01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:09,083 - He laughed in my face. - Luisa didn't even do that. 1067 01:20:09,417 --> 01:20:12,208 With all our problems who cares about Sister Luisa?! 1068 01:20:12,750 --> 01:20:16,250 Listen up, I've studied these things. 1069 01:20:18,333 --> 01:20:21,583 A crowd is like a collective ego clinging to archetypes. 1070 01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:25,250 Like a child with its mother's milk: the object of its desire. 1071 01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:29,750 All it takes is another object to distract the child from the milk. 1072 01:20:30,083 --> 01:20:33,042 What I'm saying is, they'll eventually go away. 1073 01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:36,000 Have faith in the collective ego. 1074 01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:42,667 It's been three days: the pregnant man and his accomplices haven't left. 1075 01:20:45,125 --> 01:20:48,083 They clearly don't know about the collective ego. 1076 01:21:06,292 --> 01:21:09,583 We shall see the son of man 1077 01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:12,583 coming in the clouds of heaven 1078 01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:15,542 with power and great glory. 1079 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:18,167 How has it come to this? 1080 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:28,083 Are we perhaps wandering through infinite nothingness? 1081 01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:34,750 What can I say? He was always very cordial: 1082 01:21:35,083 --> 01:21:38,125 "hello, goodbye", he was polite. 1083 01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:41,333 Who knew he was a monster! 1084 01:21:41,667 --> 01:21:46,125 But since this happened, I've gotten more business! 1085 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,292 My stuffed turkey is ready to go in the oven. 1086 01:21:51,542 --> 01:21:54,125 Actually, my "stuffed male”, 1087 01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:57,292 which is a trendy thing nowadays. 1088 01:22:05,583 --> 01:22:07,708 I'm sick of eating pizza. 1089 01:22:10,167 --> 01:22:13,417 Enough, let's go outside and face them. 1090 01:22:18,417 --> 01:22:20,708 - No way! - No way! 1091 01:22:21,042 --> 01:22:23,083 Let's face our pizza instead. 1092 01:22:24,583 --> 01:22:27,417 - Why is there arugula on mine? - Mine too! 1093 01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:31,000 Don't you get it? We can't eat raw vegetables! 1094 01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:33,042 Darn men... 1095 01:22:33,167 --> 01:22:36,292 Was this a planned or chance pregnancy? 1096 01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:40,083 The crowd outside of Nicola's house keeps increasing. 1097 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,500 What if it's an alien? 1098 01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:49,458 Look, another pregnant man! 1099 01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:52,208 It's just beer. 1100 01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:53,625 I drink. 1101 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:55,333 Grab him! 1102 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:04,292 I bet it was the vaccine! 1103 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:16,292 I noticed right away those two were strange. 1104 01:23:16,417 --> 01:23:19,750 Now I'm expecting the government to take a stance. 1105 01:23:27,667 --> 01:23:29,083 Who's that? 1106 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,375 Did you order anything? 1107 01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:38,125 - No. - No. 1108 01:23:40,708 --> 01:23:42,083 Luisa! 1109 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,667 Why are you dressed like this? 1110 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:51,417 It's the only way to get through without being noticed. 1111 01:23:53,292 --> 01:23:54,625 - Luisa... - Hello. 1112 01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:58,750 Did you bring us food? 1113 01:23:59,083 --> 01:24:02,417 - Hope it's not arugula. - No, even better. 1114 01:24:03,542 --> 01:24:06,542 - Habits. - You're asking about my habits? 1115 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:09,000 No, I brought habits for you. 1116 01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:15,750 Is there a small for me? 1117 01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:21,750 That way. 1118 01:25:55,333 --> 01:25:57,042 - Come in. - Hi, Mom. 1119 01:25:57,167 --> 01:25:59,250 What are you wearing? 1120 01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:01,250 Hello, ma'am. 1121 01:26:09,333 --> 01:26:13,417 Not a sound has been heard from the apartment for hours, 1122 01:26:13,542 --> 01:26:17,333 but the pregnant man is still holed up at home 1123 01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:19,417 with his accomplices, 1124 01:26:19,542 --> 01:26:24,208 one of whom seems to be the pregnant man's partner. 1125 01:26:24,333 --> 01:26:25,750 Dad? 1126 01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:29,083 We don't have much info 1127 01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:34,333 but it seems the pregnant man did his best to not be found out. 1128 01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:37,417 Get comfy, the house is small... 1129 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:40,208 Mom, don't worry, we'll make do. 1130 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:56,333 - I brought you these. - Thanks. 1131 01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:00,292 And thanks for what you did for us. 1132 01:27:01,042 --> 01:27:03,125 I should've helped you sooner. 1133 01:27:06,250 --> 01:27:07,583 And... 1134 01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:12,250 about what happened on the night of the recital... 1135 01:27:21,583 --> 01:27:23,542 It was just a kiss. 1136 01:27:24,250 --> 01:27:26,417 But I'm a nun, Aristide. 1137 01:27:26,542 --> 01:27:29,292 - It's never happened before. - Ditto. 1138 01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:32,750 I mean with a nun. 1139 01:27:33,208 --> 01:27:36,042 You're the first nun that's ever happened to me. 1140 01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:40,083 I don't know what got into me. 1141 01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:42,750 But when I'm with you I'm happy, 1142 01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:46,417 like when I'm in church and when I pray. 1143 01:27:48,167 --> 01:27:51,583 I'm happy when I'm with you too, like when I'm home. 1144 01:27:55,417 --> 01:27:57,750 I don't know anything about you... 1145 01:27:58,208 --> 01:28:00,250 Who are you? Where are you from? 1146 01:28:00,542 --> 01:28:02,417 - From way up. - North? 1147 01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:04,000 Yes. 1148 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:05,583 Turin? Milan? 1149 01:28:06,417 --> 01:28:08,000 Further up. 1150 01:28:08,375 --> 01:28:10,208 - Holland. - Holland... 1151 01:28:10,417 --> 01:28:12,208 Emigrant parents. 1152 01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:14,583 - And you came here for work? - Yes. 1153 01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:18,083 I needed to give someone a hand. 1154 01:28:19,292 --> 01:28:21,292 I had to install something 1155 01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:25,250 that would've allowed me to advance my career. 1156 01:28:25,417 --> 01:28:28,708 - But then things went awry. - You got fired? 1157 01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:31,708 I think so, they haven't been in touch. 1158 01:28:32,667 --> 01:28:34,083 Don't worry. 1159 01:28:34,583 --> 01:28:36,292 I'll pray for you. 1160 01:28:36,708 --> 01:28:39,250 Why, do you think he listens? 1161 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:43,167 That's irrelevant! 1162 01:28:46,042 --> 01:28:48,625 Praying helps us not feel alone. 1163 01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:53,542 Goodnight, Aristide. 1164 01:29:00,708 --> 01:29:02,125 Come in. 1165 01:29:04,625 --> 01:29:07,083 I forgot to bring my cream, do you... 1166 01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:09,208 - Come here. - Thanks. 1167 01:29:12,042 --> 01:29:15,583 Geez, my legs feel so heavy at night. 1168 01:29:18,208 --> 01:29:19,250 Pass it to me. 1169 01:29:19,417 --> 01:29:21,000 Can I do it? 1170 01:29:21,208 --> 01:29:22,375 Thanks. 1171 01:29:33,583 --> 01:29:35,458 I felt it kick. 1172 01:29:35,583 --> 01:29:37,583 My midfielder. 1173 01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:39,667 Explosive kicks! 1174 01:29:41,667 --> 01:29:43,583 Mine is kind of lazy. 1175 01:29:43,750 --> 01:29:44,667 Really? 1176 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,417 It only moves when I eat chocolate or flax seeds. 1177 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:49,500 - It goes wild. - Classy baby. 1178 01:29:50,375 --> 01:29:53,042 When does your baby move? 1179 01:29:53,417 --> 01:29:55,750 When daddy is happy. 1180 01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:04,583 You need to sleep now. 1181 01:30:04,708 --> 01:30:09,083 Because we have a long trip tomorrow, understand? 1182 01:30:15,417 --> 01:30:17,542 Bye, ma'am. Thanks for everything. 1183 01:30:18,667 --> 01:30:20,083 Bye, dear. 1184 01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:24,000 Here. 1185 01:30:25,417 --> 01:30:27,625 Are you sure you want to leave already? 1186 01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:29,708 Mom, Switzerland is far away. 1187 01:30:30,042 --> 01:30:32,375 - Dad? - He's still in there. 1188 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,250 Thanks. 1189 01:30:38,083 --> 01:30:40,167 - Bye, ma'am. - Bye. 1190 01:32:12,417 --> 01:32:14,208 It's true! 1191 01:32:15,042 --> 01:32:16,708 Congratulations! 1192 01:32:17,042 --> 01:32:19,000 Hooray! 1193 01:32:19,625 --> 01:32:21,167 Congratulations! 1194 01:32:22,333 --> 01:32:26,458 It'd be nice if you gave birth here... you too, ma'am. 1195 01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:29,750 We haven't had a birth in this town in ages! 1196 01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:31,542 I object! 1197 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:36,208 - It's shameful! - Dad, don't. 1198 01:32:36,333 --> 01:32:39,542 Before the baby's birth, Nicola and Aristide should marry. 1199 01:32:39,667 --> 01:32:41,208 What'll people say? 1200 01:32:46,750 --> 01:32:50,667 Sorry, my husband is old-fashioned. 1201 01:32:51,417 --> 01:32:55,250 If they were born here, we'd be happy. 1202 01:32:55,458 --> 01:32:58,583 Do you have any idea what's needed to deliver!? 1203 01:32:58,708 --> 01:33:02,042 - We have the old clinic. - "Old" is the key word! 1204 01:33:02,167 --> 01:33:05,208 We can fix it up. Right, Mr. Mayor? 1205 01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:09,458 Sure. Plus, Maria brought all the town's kids into this world. 1206 01:33:09,583 --> 01:33:11,417 - Right, Maria? - One and all! 1207 01:33:12,083 --> 01:33:16,458 We can collect medicine in town and buy whatever's missing. 1208 01:33:16,583 --> 01:33:17,750 Yes! 1209 01:33:18,083 --> 01:33:24,042 Hold on, the lady could give birth here, but for him... 1210 01:33:24,667 --> 01:33:27,667 - It's not the same kind of delivery. - Right. 1211 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:32,000 We need a doctor to perform the surgery, a good doctor. 1212 01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:36,167 We have a good doctor, right here. 1213 01:33:36,292 --> 01:33:40,250 I've been retired for years. Surgery changes, modernizes. 1214 01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:42,333 It's not the same as before. 1215 01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:44,542 You can modernize too. 1216 01:33:44,667 --> 01:33:48,083 The last time I delivered a calf was 10 years ago. 1217 01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:50,583 - He's a vet?! - Yes! 1218 01:33:51,167 --> 01:33:52,750 But he's good! 1219 01:33:53,083 --> 01:33:54,333 He's good? 1220 01:33:54,458 --> 01:33:56,208 Then it's settled... 1221 01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:59,083 it'll be born here. 1222 01:33:59,250 --> 01:34:01,083 Hooray! 1223 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,292 Great! 1224 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:37,250 Giovanna... 1225 01:34:37,625 --> 01:34:39,208 I have to tell you something. 1226 01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:42,458 No, I have something to tell you. 1227 01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:51,250 Sorry... excuse me. 1228 01:34:51,708 --> 01:34:53,750 I wanted to say something to Nicola. 1229 01:34:54,083 --> 01:34:58,750 I wanted to say it here, on the mic in front of you all. 1230 01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:02,417 We were together for many years and... 1231 01:35:02,750 --> 01:35:07,500 7 years of marriage and 5 years of engagement to be exact. 1232 01:35:08,583 --> 01:35:10,000 It matters. 1233 01:35:10,125 --> 01:35:11,750 And we never had kids. 1234 01:35:12,083 --> 01:35:13,083 No. 1235 01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,708 - But now we have two. - Two! 1236 01:35:16,583 --> 01:35:18,583 - And it's a gift. - Yes. 1237 01:35:19,583 --> 01:35:22,750 You see, Nicola, I wanted to apologize to you. 1238 01:35:23,083 --> 01:35:23,750 No... 1239 01:35:24,417 --> 01:35:26,625 Yes, in front of everyone, 1240 01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:30,083 for all the times I accused you of being a narcissist, 1241 01:35:31,167 --> 01:35:34,500 of not taking care of me, of neglecting me. 1242 01:35:35,333 --> 01:35:37,083 I messed up. 1243 01:35:37,208 --> 01:35:40,417 I never even listened when you said those things. 1244 01:35:41,542 --> 01:35:44,292 I want you to know it wasn't your fault. 1245 01:35:44,750 --> 01:35:46,292 Like I said! 1246 01:35:46,417 --> 01:35:50,042 - I was the problem. - No need to point fingers. 1247 01:35:50,375 --> 01:35:53,667 I was the problem because I realize I don't love you. 1248 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,417 Right... 1249 01:35:59,083 --> 01:36:01,750 And I realized it right now. 1250 01:36:02,583 --> 01:36:03,625 Same here. 1251 01:36:05,417 --> 01:36:08,708 But I realized something else. 1252 01:36:10,458 --> 01:36:14,250 You and I made a promise to each other but didn't keep it. 1253 01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:16,375 No. 1254 01:36:17,250 --> 01:36:19,250 Now I'll make another promise... 1255 01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:21,250 That we'll keep? 1256 01:36:22,708 --> 01:36:25,250 I'll always be here for you. 1257 01:36:25,667 --> 01:36:27,583 Because I care for you. 1258 01:36:28,333 --> 01:36:31,083 Because you're the most important person in my life. 1259 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:40,125 Great, now everything is settled... 1260 01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:41,750 - It's settled? - Yes. 1261 01:36:42,417 --> 01:36:45,667 And we should all be happy. Right, Maria? 1262 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,375 One and all! 1263 01:36:47,542 --> 01:36:48,625 One and all! 1264 01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:50,417 Let's dance! 1265 01:37:05,167 --> 01:37:09,000 - I thought they broke up? - It was just a kiss. 1266 01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:13,750 Aristide, go sing something. 1267 01:37:14,083 --> 01:37:16,208 In front of all these people? No way! 1268 01:37:16,333 --> 01:37:20,417 - Want us to turn around? - No way, I won't do it. 1269 01:37:21,375 --> 01:37:24,458 With a little kiss 1270 01:37:24,583 --> 01:37:27,042 With your sugar lips 1271 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:31,125 With a little kiss 1272 01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:34,458 You made me fall in love 1273 01:37:35,292 --> 01:37:38,500 I walked you home 1274 01:37:38,708 --> 01:37:42,083 Then I said bye 1275 01:37:42,667 --> 01:37:48,250 You stood alone with me outside of your home 1276 01:37:55,458 --> 01:37:57,042 Come on. 1277 01:38:06,500 --> 01:38:07,625 Good. 1278 01:38:10,708 --> 01:38:13,083 This is prostate medicine! 1279 01:38:51,583 --> 01:38:54,000 PREGNANT MAN FLEES OUT OF SHAME 1280 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:13,708 We have to sew all these? 1281 01:39:14,250 --> 01:39:15,750 One and all! 1282 01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:20,583 Lord, bless our hospital 1283 01:39:21,125 --> 01:39:24,333 and keep the perils of the enemy at bay. 1284 01:39:25,250 --> 01:39:28,625 May the saints and angels guard over us 1285 01:39:29,458 --> 01:39:32,583 and may your blessing remain with us. 1286 01:39:40,583 --> 01:39:42,000 Nicola... 1287 01:39:42,250 --> 01:39:45,250 Nicola, here you are! We've been looking for you. 1288 01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:51,625 What's wrong? Aren't you happy? 1289 01:39:52,500 --> 01:39:54,667 Of course I'm happy. 1290 01:39:55,417 --> 01:39:57,375 Are you thinking about Giovanna? 1291 01:39:57,500 --> 01:39:58,583 No... 1292 01:39:59,625 --> 01:40:01,083 About my baby. 1293 01:40:03,083 --> 01:40:06,292 My baby will think I ran away like a coward 1294 01:40:06,417 --> 01:40:09,000 and was ashamed. 1295 01:40:09,208 --> 01:40:11,167 Let me help you up. 1296 01:40:11,667 --> 01:40:12,750 Okay... 1297 01:40:13,583 --> 01:40:14,583 Ouch! 1298 01:40:15,292 --> 01:40:17,583 - It's not your fault. - I know. 1299 01:40:17,708 --> 01:40:19,583 Is there any other choice? 1300 01:40:19,750 --> 01:40:21,250 - No. - Okay. 1301 01:40:23,500 --> 01:40:26,292 Could you imagine a nicer place than this? 1302 01:40:27,250 --> 01:40:29,500 It feels like another world. 1303 01:40:32,500 --> 01:40:35,583 Come on, everyone's worried, let's go. 1304 01:40:51,500 --> 01:40:52,542 Aristide! 1305 01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:02,000 Stay calm. 1306 01:41:03,042 --> 01:41:04,125 Hurry! 1307 01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:06,083 It's time! 1308 01:41:06,667 --> 01:41:09,083 - It's time! - Hurry. 1309 01:41:09,208 --> 01:41:10,750 - Careful. - Come on. 1310 01:41:11,250 --> 01:41:12,208 Slowly. 1311 01:41:12,333 --> 01:41:13,583 Easy. 1312 01:41:13,750 --> 01:41:15,625 - We're here, Nicola. - Okay. 1313 01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:20,042 Place him down gently. 1314 01:41:22,208 --> 01:41:23,708 Easy... 1315 01:41:24,042 --> 01:41:25,417 Lean on me. 1316 01:41:25,542 --> 01:41:26,542 Okay. 1317 01:41:27,208 --> 01:41:29,542 - Go get ready. - Everything's ready. 1318 01:41:40,583 --> 01:41:43,292 Sorry, but I'm not going in. 1319 01:41:43,583 --> 01:41:44,708 What? 1320 01:41:46,667 --> 01:41:49,500 - I'm going back to the city. - No! 1321 01:41:51,417 --> 01:41:53,167 What are you saying? 1322 01:41:54,250 --> 01:41:57,583 I'm saying thank you for everything you did. 1323 01:41:58,167 --> 01:41:59,750 It's been nice here 1324 01:42:01,083 --> 01:42:03,583 but I'm tired of hiding. 1325 01:42:03,708 --> 01:42:07,333 Are you sure? What will people say? 1326 01:42:07,750 --> 01:42:10,625 They'll say a beautiful baby was born. 1327 01:42:13,250 --> 01:42:14,750 He's right. 1328 01:42:15,542 --> 01:42:18,417 - Who care! - Yeah, who cares! 1329 01:42:20,542 --> 01:42:21,583 Easy. 1330 01:42:22,292 --> 01:42:24,250 I can do it... 1331 01:42:27,542 --> 01:42:28,708 We understand. 1332 01:42:29,750 --> 01:42:32,083 I'll be back, we'll be back soon. 1333 01:42:32,667 --> 01:42:34,208 Thanks for everything. 1334 01:42:36,417 --> 01:42:37,458 All right. 1335 01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:47,375 All that work for nothing! 1336 01:42:48,750 --> 01:42:52,292 I've had a cyst for a while, since we're here... 1337 01:42:58,333 --> 01:43:01,292 Listen up, I've studied these things. 1338 01:43:02,083 --> 01:43:05,583 So, the contractions started 30 minutes ago? 1339 01:43:05,750 --> 01:43:09,417 - Yes. - We have plenty of time to get there. 1340 01:43:10,042 --> 01:43:11,542 Have faith. 1341 01:43:13,250 --> 01:43:15,417 - Go faster. - Go faster! 1342 01:43:31,208 --> 01:43:32,125 Aristide! 1343 01:43:32,625 --> 01:43:34,458 It's red. 1344 01:43:37,208 --> 01:43:38,750 It's green, go. 1345 01:43:48,250 --> 01:43:50,292 Nice and easy. 1346 01:43:50,542 --> 01:43:51,750 Careful. 1347 01:43:57,208 --> 01:43:59,125 What are you looking at? 1348 01:44:33,333 --> 01:44:34,625 Gauze... 1349 01:44:41,083 --> 01:44:43,042 - Excuse me? - Not now, sorry. 1350 01:44:46,667 --> 01:44:48,583 Excuse me, make way. 1351 01:44:50,750 --> 01:44:52,625 More gauze, quickly. 1352 01:45:00,417 --> 01:45:02,750 Excuse me. Can you tell us what's going on? 1353 01:45:03,083 --> 01:45:07,500 There's been a complication, we're doing what we can. 1354 01:45:25,583 --> 01:45:30,000 I know you're mad at me and you have every right to be 1355 01:45:31,167 --> 01:45:35,583 because I really messed up and I'm sorry. 1356 01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:37,250 I'm sorry. 1357 01:45:38,500 --> 01:45:42,583 But you see, my friend is in there now... 1358 01:45:43,417 --> 01:45:47,292 we weren't friends before but now we are. 1359 01:45:48,583 --> 01:45:51,417 So I beg you, I beg you... 1360 01:45:52,417 --> 01:45:56,000 Because we're starting to wonder if you've abandoned us. 1361 01:46:09,583 --> 01:46:15,083 We've been wondering where history's first pregnant man had gone, 1362 01:46:15,208 --> 01:46:17,375 and now we know... 1363 01:47:36,375 --> 01:47:38,750 BEST VICE-PRINCIPAL 1364 01:47:45,333 --> 01:47:47,125 Here we are. 1365 01:47:47,417 --> 01:47:48,750 Congratulations. 1366 01:47:51,458 --> 01:47:54,000 It's a nice little girl. 1367 01:47:57,750 --> 01:47:59,375 She's mine. 1368 01:48:00,042 --> 01:48:01,250 How lovely. 1369 01:48:01,417 --> 01:48:02,750 She's mine. 1370 01:48:03,250 --> 01:48:05,208 Hi, sweetie. Welcome. 1371 01:48:07,083 --> 01:48:08,417 It's a girl? 1372 01:48:11,458 --> 01:48:13,083 It's a girl. 1373 01:48:13,625 --> 01:48:15,125 A girl? 1374 01:48:18,083 --> 01:48:19,417 A girl! 1375 01:48:19,583 --> 01:48:21,667 Congrats, Everlasting Father! 1376 01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,667 I heard she's beautiful. 1377 01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:25,708 You've hit it big! 1378 01:48:26,542 --> 01:48:30,042 Time for some changes in heaven, too many boys! 1379 01:48:30,167 --> 01:48:33,208 A daughter in the fold is better than gold! 1380 01:48:33,333 --> 01:48:34,583 I like that! 1381 01:48:34,708 --> 01:48:36,542 Give me credit for it. 1382 01:48:40,167 --> 01:48:42,208 Enough with that howling! 1383 01:48:42,333 --> 01:48:44,750 Hallelujah, hallelujah all day long! 1384 01:48:48,083 --> 01:48:49,250 A girl... 1385 01:49:03,083 --> 01:49:04,292 She's smiling. 1386 01:49:05,208 --> 01:49:06,417 Welcome. 1387 01:49:07,167 --> 01:49:09,625 - Hi. - We already love you. 1388 01:49:10,375 --> 01:49:11,375 Hi. 1389 01:49:11,500 --> 01:49:13,042 How sweet. 1390 01:49:16,083 --> 01:49:17,708 - She smiled. - Yes. 1391 01:49:18,250 --> 01:49:20,083 We have to go. 1392 01:49:22,042 --> 01:49:23,583 Right now? 1393 01:49:24,083 --> 01:49:25,167 What? 1394 01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:30,333 I said we have to look at her right now before she grows up. 1395 01:49:31,042 --> 01:49:32,292 One minute... 1396 01:49:32,417 --> 01:49:34,292 Just a minute. 1397 01:49:36,750 --> 01:49:37,750 Hello. 1398 01:49:50,292 --> 01:49:51,417 Hey. 1399 01:49:53,042 --> 01:49:54,667 How's the baby? 1400 01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:57,583 She's fine, she's great. 1401 01:49:58,167 --> 01:49:59,542 - She's beautiful. - Yes. 1402 01:50:00,083 --> 01:50:02,083 I still can't believe it. 1403 01:50:07,375 --> 01:50:09,417 Nicola, I'm going home. 1404 01:50:09,583 --> 01:50:12,250 Okay, do you have the keys? 1405 01:50:12,708 --> 01:50:15,125 No, to my home. 1406 01:50:15,667 --> 01:50:17,625 They're waiting for me. 1407 01:50:17,750 --> 01:50:19,750 Why so suddenly? 1408 01:50:20,250 --> 01:50:21,583 Seeing you and the baby 1409 01:50:21,750 --> 01:50:26,167 reminded me that a parent needs to be with their children. 1410 01:50:30,042 --> 01:50:31,083 Right. 1411 01:50:33,583 --> 01:50:36,083 I'm sad you're leaving now... 1412 01:50:38,667 --> 01:50:41,583 - But you're right. - I'm sad too. 1413 01:50:43,375 --> 01:50:45,458 Since you came into my life, 1414 01:50:46,042 --> 01:50:48,667 a bunch of great things happened. 1415 01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:51,417 - Strange things too. - For sure. 1416 01:50:54,292 --> 01:50:57,125 - Don't be a stranger! - No... 1417 01:50:58,125 --> 01:51:00,625 I'll call or write. 1418 01:51:01,583 --> 01:51:03,333 - You'll write me. - Yes. 1419 01:51:04,125 --> 01:51:05,333 Bye, Nicola. 1420 01:51:06,167 --> 01:51:08,625 Bye, Aristide, my friend. 1421 01:51:26,333 --> 01:51:29,333 You're not going to Holland, are you? 1422 01:51:33,417 --> 01:51:35,208 Further up. 1423 01:51:44,083 --> 01:51:45,208 Bye. 1424 01:51:46,500 --> 01:51:47,542 Bye. 1425 01:51:56,250 --> 01:51:57,625 OUT OF ORDER 1426 01:53:15,583 --> 01:53:17,625 You're so beautiful, my darling. 1427 01:53:18,125 --> 01:53:19,417 So beautiful. 1428 01:53:19,583 --> 01:53:21,417 You look just like me. 1429 01:53:21,583 --> 01:53:24,750 Since it's just me and you, you had to look like me. 1430 01:53:25,458 --> 01:53:28,000 But we need to sleep now, darling. 1431 01:53:28,125 --> 01:53:29,583 Sleep. 1432 01:53:30,042 --> 01:53:31,667 Beddy-byes. 1433 01:53:32,000 --> 01:53:34,292 A funny word that daddy uses. 1434 01:53:35,250 --> 01:53:37,583 Please, Lord, let her sleep. 1435 01:53:38,083 --> 01:53:41,625 I'm not asking for much, just three hours a week. 1436 01:53:42,125 --> 01:53:43,583 Even two. 1437 01:53:44,250 --> 01:53:45,500 Even 30 minutes. 1438 01:53:45,625 --> 01:53:48,000 I'll make do. 1439 01:54:18,583 --> 01:54:20,542 LORD, LET HER SLEEP JUST THREE HOURS 1440 01:54:20,667 --> 01:54:21,750 OR EVEN 30 MINUTES 1441 01:54:25,042 --> 01:54:28,042 Do you think he has time to read them all? 1442 01:54:29,708 --> 01:54:31,750 That's irrelevant. 1443 01:54:40,083 --> 01:54:42,250 FAMILY 1444 01:54:45,417 --> 01:54:50,167 OH MY GOD 96098