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[Jackie]
Look at this glitz and glamour.
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If you see the light
hitting it...
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Just look at that.
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Can you see that, Keith?
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Now, this is one of those
pieces that you put on,
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and people will be whispering,
"Who is that?
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Is that a countess?
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Is she the Duchess of Wales?"
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At the very least,
they'll be saying,
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"She must be friends
with Whitney Houston."
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"Dreams" by The Cranberries
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Joanna, sweetie,
do you need something?
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-Is that a cookie cake?
-Yeah.
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It's my birthday.
Cookie cake's my favorite.
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-Aw, happy birthday, Shannon.
-Thanks, hon.
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I can't remember the last time
I got to eat a cookie cake.
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There are so few pleasures
I get to enjoy in this world.
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You know, leukemia.
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Oh, my life...
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Would you like a piece?
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Thank you.
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In every possible way...
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Do you need something else,
Joanna?
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It's just, my mom and dad
are in my room.
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[Jackie]
Look at how that gold shimmers.
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How spectacular is that?
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Now, this is one of those pieces
that you put on,
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you could be going
to a brunch or an event...
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-No.
-...that you honestly just need
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in your fine jewelry collection.
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It's a basic, and I don't know
about you gals,
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but when I'm having a bad day,
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jewelry has a way of making me
feel so much better.
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It's almost an escape
to old Morocco
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or the Turkish coast.
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An exotic delicacy that
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really transports you
to an ancient land.
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And for a pita chip,
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it really has that crunch
you want.
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[woman over P.A.]
Visit aisle 13 for big savings
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on Cheez Doodles.
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Thanks for visiting Costco.
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Joanna?
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Oh! Lizzy Gomez
from high school.
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-Oh, my... oh, my gosh.
-Oh, wow!
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Wait, uh, do you work here?
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No, uh, yeah. Uh, at times I do.
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Oh, okay. Wow. [laughs]
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What about you?
What are you up to, queen?
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[sighs]
Just so busy working.
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I'm back and forth to Italy
all the time.
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Yeah, me, too.
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-For Costco?
-Yeah.
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Um, we do a lot of importing
from Europe.
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So I'm always just
picking up, you know,
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gelat', biscott',
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fettuccin', spaghetti.
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So just, like, busy, busy, busy.
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-You know.
-Hey, Joey Bean,
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for your three o'clock demo,
did we say
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Bagel Bites or Turkey Tots?
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[softly]
Turkey Tots.
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-I'm sorry?
-Turkey Tots.
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I'm s... Once again.
You got to say it louder.
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[shouting]
I said "Turkey Tots," Dad!
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You got it, honey bear.
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[Joanna]
I mean, here she is,
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living her life in, you know,
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all kinds of Italy places,
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and I'm at Costco?
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I mean, I...
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I never even wanted
to work there, you know?
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-Hmm.
-I mean, my dream was always...
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to be a host on SVN.
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-What is that?
-The Special Value Network. Duh.
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I don't know.
I was just thinking,
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"What if I did it?"
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What if I, like, auditioned?
I mean,
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of course, I would not do
anything that would take me away
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from Cleveland without
discussing it with you first.
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Sorry. I'm confused.
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Uh, we've been on, like,
two dates.
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Mm, three. [chuckles]
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Are you counting our run-in
at Walgreens?
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The point is, I think
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we were both feeling like
this was kind of it for us.
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We kissed on our first date.
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[chuckling]
What was that about?
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I mean...
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I'm dating other people.
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Did you think
that we were exclusive?
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-No.
-So,
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I don't think
I should be a part of any
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of your major life decisions.
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-Yeah?
-Have you...
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-done much dating before?
-Yeah.
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I've done a ton of it.
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Um, if I told you more about it,
it would probably
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gross you out, basically,
because of the sluttiness of it.
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And all of the dates I do.
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You know what?
I think I'm gonna go.
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You're nice,
but I didn't, you know.
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So, I thought this was
gonna kind of... [whistles]
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Best of luck to you.
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-And to you, same to you.
-Seriously.
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-Seriously.
-I wish you all the...
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-luck in the world.
-Okay.
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And stay out!
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[chuckling]
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Another dump, made by me.
[chuckles]
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slow, gentle music
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[woman]
Joanna Gold?
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I see you signed in,
but I don't have you registered.
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You know what?
That's my... What?
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Sorry. I just have to take this,
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but can you just...?
Hello, Peter?
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Oh, it's my agent.
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Um, yeah, Peter,
um, they're saying
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that I'm not on the list.
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-Is that--
-Whatever. Just come with me.
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[quiet chatter]
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Oh, great. Home office.
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[Patricia]
Just sell us the pencil.
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Okay, um, uh,
just-just the pencil,
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not the other stuff?
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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An architect uses a pencil
to build a house.
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An astronaut uses a pencil
to plan a journey to the moon.
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And-and by the way,
when was the last time
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you wrote a letter
to someone you love?
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What I have for you today is
a portal
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to the person
that you are meant to become,
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the life
that you are meant to live.
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With this pencil,
your dreams can come true.
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And why shouldn't they?
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Why not you?
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uplifting music
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[someone coughs]
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[Joanna]
Okay, great. Okay.
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Thank...
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[Chip]
In my opinion, that setup
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we have for you at Costco
is way better than SVN.
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You get to use
your sparkling personality
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to sell fabulous products,
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and you get to stay
right here in Cleveland,
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birthplace of rock and roll.
[imitates guitar playing]
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They would have called by now,
so I don't even think I got it.
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Who wants to live
in Pennsylvania?
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-[groans]
-There is so much fracking,
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you cannot drink the water.
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And the hospitals,
they are nothing
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like they are here.
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I'm not sick anymore.
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I haven't been sick in 20 years.
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My whole life, it's just,
"Honey, be careful.
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You had cancer."
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Or, "Look at her,
the cancer, you know, person."
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You guys,
I-I live with my parents.
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-I mean, that is--
-You have your own entrance.
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I know, and it is great, okay?
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And-and I love that little area
outside with the chair.
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-It's just... [sighs]
- Kiss me...
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Oh. Hello?
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Yes, this is Joanna Gold.
That is me.
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Uh-huh, that-- Yes. Yes.
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Yes! Thank you so much!
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Oh, my God! I got it!
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-I got it! Oh, my God.
-[Marcy screams] Oh.
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Oh, no. I just hung up on them.
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-No! Oh, no.
-H-Hit star 69.
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upbeat music
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[indistinct chatter]
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Um, excuse me.
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Hi. Um, I'm not sure
if I'm in the right place.
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-I'm Joanna.
-Joanna. Yeah.
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I know who you are. I'm Darcy,
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Patricia's senior associate,
not her assistant.
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-Okay.
-Always run everything by me.
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But don't talk to me
if I look busy,
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such as right now. [chuckles]
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We're gonna start you
Monday, 5 a.m.,
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with the Janeane by Janeane
place mats and tablescapes.
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Oh, my gosh.
I love Janeane by Janeane.
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-That's great. Go sit down.
-Mm-hmm.
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Cool.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh! [laughs]
That's Papa's chair.
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-Oh. Papa Bear?
-[laughing] Yeah.
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[Darcy]
Okay, guys. Huge announcement.
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We just closed: exclusive
lash line with Los AngeLash.
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Also, we're gonna price-cut the
Playa del Fun margarita makers
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and the Tandy-Fit Booty
Blasters. Do me a favor--
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Absolutely not!
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No.
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Tell Marco I'm not gonna pay 90
for a Basquiat.
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I don't care if it comes
with his dick in a jar.
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-Morning.
-[Patricia sighs]
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I thought we were pulling
the egg poachers.
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Oh, I thought you said we were
thinking of pulling them.
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And you're happy with Thursday?
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Oh, I think
Thursday's really strong.
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Why is Dazzling Diamonessence
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leading into
Backyard Grill Kings?
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Hmm. Oh, um, well,
you had said you wanted
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to push the Beef Boys inventory.
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When you get your asshole waxed,
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does the waxer lady try to sell
you a lawn mower right after?
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No, because
she knows her audience.
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Well, we don't really
talk after.
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I thought Jackie was on
Fabulously Ageless.
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I'm here! So sorry I'm late.
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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[exhales]
I was on Fabulously Ageless,
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but I told Darcy to take me off.
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It's just... [sighs]
you know, the divorce is final.
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Boo-hoo. So, I guess I'm just
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not in the mood
to sell wrinkle cream.
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Well, we're all so sorry
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for everything
you're going through, honey.
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And we all have a lot of faith
that you're going to be able
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to get in the mood.
So, list--
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[Jackie]
Actually, I've been using
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the Up All Night
LED book light nonstop.
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I am obsessed with it.
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So, I told Darcy
I want to do that.
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Have you all read
that crazy memoir
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about that astronaut
who wore the space diaper
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when she drove cross-country
to stalk
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her ex-boyfriend's
new girlfriend?
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It is so interesting
hearing her side of the story.
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She was very determined.
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Should we pause for more book
reports, or should we continue?
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Oh, Pat, don't be such a grump.
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I'm not being a grump.
I'm just trying
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to run a Fortune 500 company,
thank you.
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Who is this person?
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[Darcy]
Oh, this is Joanna Gold.
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You hired her last week.
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[Joanna]
Oh, hi.
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Um, I just want to say
I'm so excited to be here,
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working with you guys
and on this journey with you.
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And that it is just freaking rad
to get to see, um,
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how le sausage is made.
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Just, like, "hashtag BTS."
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Behind the scenes.
[laughs nervously]
250
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,348
[someone coughs]
251
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,851
What are you selling me?
252
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:30,481
Oh, I was, um, told
Janeane by Janeane place mats.
253
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,776
Perry, what are you selling me?
254
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,278
I'm a Georgia boy,
born and bred.
255
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,822
Meat and potatoes kind of guy.
256
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,490
I like the simple things.
257
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,659
-See you at church on Sunday.
-[soft chuckling]
258
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,869
Beth Ann,
what are you selling me?
259
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,539
I'm a momfluencer balancing
career, family and self-care.
260
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,791
How does she do it?
261
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,210
-Rosé all day.
-[soft chuckling]
262
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,629
Now, what are you selling me?
263
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,631
Okay, I got it. All right.
264
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,509
Um, well, I hail from Cleveland,
265
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,386
the birthplace of rock and roll.
266
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,346
[imitates guitar playing,
laughs]
267
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,765
And if you're looking for,
268
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,226
you know, a really good friend
who, um,
269
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,562
also is very professional,
270
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:12,273
honestly, and, um,
loves her job,
271
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,899
you know, she-she's a working...
272
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,609
Oh, she's a working girl.
273
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,194
Then, or whatever.
274
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,196
Then you should just
call-call me up
275
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,198
because I love...
I love working,
276
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,742
and I love... I love to party,
277
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,910
within reason. And so, yeah.
278
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,288
You know who to call for...
[whoops]
279
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:29,957
...a-a friend and coworker
of a lifetime.
280
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,709
Yeah. [laughs]
281
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,794
Wow.
282
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:39,383
Okay. Honey, you're going to be
selling to millions of people.
283
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,552
And if they're gonna buy
from you, they're gonna need
284
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,763
to know who you are.
285
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:47,224
This isn't a fucking
Sunglass Hut!
286
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,102
Darcy, move her down to 3 a.m.
287
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,937
3 a.m., yeah, I agree.
288
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,440
Jackie, let me worry
about what you're selling,
289
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,734
'cause I need you to focus
on training Joanna this week.
290
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:01,363
What? No. No, Pat. Come on.
291
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,616
I really was looking forward
to being out there
292
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:07,745
with my at-home viewers,
my at-home family. Please?
293
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,455
I need her to learn
from the best.
294
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,998
Give her some
of that Jackie magic,
295
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,666
'cause she fucking needs it.
296
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,628
Hey, Joanna, honey,
figure out what the fuck
297
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,129
you're selling me, okay?
298
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,297
On it.
299
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,090
Jesus.
300
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,302
Hi. Uh, I'm Jordan.
301
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,845
-Are you okay?
-[Joanna] Oh. From what?
302
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,597
I just... I'm gonna need you--
303
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,265
-Okay. Yeah, sorry.
-I need both hands.
304
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,060
Yeah, no worries. All right.
There we go.
305
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,729
This is you. Dressing room H.
306
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,148
Oh, my God. My name. [laughs]
307
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,818
You're adorable.
Let me just, um...
308
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,736
Oh.
309
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,447
-Sorry. [laughs]
-[laughs]
310
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,907
[Jordan sighs]
311
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,408
-[phone plays upbeat rock tune]
-Oh.
312
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,495
-Oh, man.
-Um, who's calling?
313
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,247
Oh, sorry. It's my ex.
314
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,666
Was it a messy breakup?
315
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,918
Did she take you for granted?
316
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,920
-That bitch.
-What?
317
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,005
Uh, no, she's-she's cool.
She's not a bitch.
318
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:03,467
Sorry. Ugh. I'm just being
such a fuckface.
319
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,846
Um, so your shirt, uh,
"Grass is Greener"?
320
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,848
What does that, or... what mean?
321
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,476
Um, it's just my band name,
Grass is Greener.
322
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,894
What kind of music
does your band play?
323
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,980
Well, we have kind of
a unique sound.
324
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,566
We sort of upcycle
'90s classics.
325
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,734
Okay, wait a second.
Love '90s music.
326
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,069
It's the last great decade
of music.
327
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,404
-That's what I think.
-I think
328
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,363
you're really gonna
dig our sound.
329
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,073
[Beth Ann]
Uh-oh.
330
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,868
Is this one giving you
a hard time?
331
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,579
-No.
-Hi, babe. I'm Beth Ann.
332
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,206
-Hi.
-Welcome to the fam.
333
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,083
-Thank you.
-So, I guess I'm not
334
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,836
-the shiny new penny anymore.
-[Jordan chuckles softly]
335
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,296
-Hey, Jor-Jor, angel face?
-Yes?
336
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,881
Could you track down Fran
for me?
337
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,883
She said she would zhuzh
my hair, and I'm on in 20.
338
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:46,218
Uh, she actually asked
not to be your hair person.
339
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:50,472
-Uh, sorry. Go for Jordan.
-Are you faking that? [laughs]
340
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,725
Okay, he is, like,
almost as hot as my husband.
341
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,560
-Oh.
-Do you have a husband?
342
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,020
-No, um--
-My husband,
343
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,354
my kids, they're, like,
my whole world.
344
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,856
-Mm.
-They're obsessed with me.
345
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,399
I'm obsessed with them.
346
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,152
[chuckles] Anyway,
the product meeting earlier.
347
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,070
Don't worry
about totally shitting the bed.
348
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,323
Like, no one's gonna think
you're a psycho.
349
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,366
And they put you in here,
and that's great.
350
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,368
I'm over there, in the big one.
351
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,370
So nice to talk to you.
Bye, new friend!
352
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,414
-Bye.
-Bye.
353
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,421
upbeat music
354
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,548
[phone camera clicking]
355
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,558
Joanne? Hi.
356
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,186
I just came over to say
I'm sorry about that.
357
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,021
I wasn't trying
to avoid you back there.
358
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,024
-I'm just... I'm Jackie.
-I know who you are.
359
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,487
It's so fun to...
see your face and body.
360
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,864
And... to meet you
in the person.
361
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:52,618
Aw. And I wanted to say
I didn't mean to act weird
362
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,287
about training you. I'm just
going through some junk, some--
363
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,705
-Oh.
-Don't take it personally.
364
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,457
No, not at all.
It-it's, like, in-insane
365
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,292
that you'd be training me.
366
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,046
I mean, you're-you're, like, the
best host in the history of SVN.
367
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,048
What? No, I'm not. Come on.
368
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,591
What makes you say that?
369
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,635
Oh, so many reasons.
370
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,054
Really? Like, what reasons?
I want to hear.
371
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,973
You're, like...
you're so pretty.
372
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,975
Um, you're so smart.
373
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,893
Yeah, you're Jackie.
I've been watching you forever.
374
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,937
I mean, I kind of idolize you.
375
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,772
Sorry. [laughs]
376
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,774
I-I can ask
if someone else can train me.
377
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,317
It's, like, insane
that you would train me.
378
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,819
You know what?
For you, I'm gonna do it.
379
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,654
-Oh!
-I got a lot of great pointers.
380
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,030
And as you know,
I'm really good at this.
381
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,991
-[laughs]
-[Jackie clicks tongue]
382
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,618
Welcome to the jungle, Joanne.
383
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,286
-[laughing] It's "Joanna."
-Oh.
384
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,163
-Joanna!
-[laughing]
385
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,624
And don't you dare
take a picture of my butt.
386
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,585
-Mmm, mmm, mmm!
-[laughs]
387
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,422
[laughing]
388
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,340
[shushes]
389
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,551
"Mr. Angel" by Tommy Newport
390
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:53,053
If you'll just look over here
at the Dusty Plum,
391
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,305
and look
at this magnetic fastener.
392
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,517
The other day, I actually caught
my son Tristan playing with it,
393
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,186
and he goes,
"My puwse, my puwse."
394
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:04,314
And I was like, "No, no, no, no,
no, not for boys." [chuckles]
395
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,025
"You can have a fire truck."
396
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,860
Okay, so see this monitor
right here?
397
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,528
The line goes up,
you're selling.
398
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,697
Line goes down, you're tanking.
399
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,115
She's doing okay,
but she should really be talking
400
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,992
about the leather options.
401
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,368
Hang on. You know what? Go into
the control room and watch.
402
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,703
-Okay.
-I'm gonna show you something.
403
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,121
-Okay. Yes.
-Go.
404
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,623
And, oh, wait. Okay, what?
405
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:25,044
-Jackie Stilton is...
-Hey, y'all!
406
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,212
...here, swinging by.
407
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,339
-Hey, girl. How are you? Hi.
-Hi, hon. I'm so sorry,
408
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,217
but I just had to stop by
and say hi to my gals at home.
409
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,011
Okay, we're out
of the Burmese Khaki.
410
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,846
Now we're sold out
of the Burmese Khaki.
411
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,848
-[Beena] Push the Meringue.
-But...
412
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,018
-we have the Creamy Meringue.
-[Beth Ann] Creamy Meringue.
413
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,312
You know, the last time
someone did my hair was
414
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,397
for my bat mitzvah.
415
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,317
Joanna Gold rehearsal,
take four.
416
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,735
Okay, and I just have
some beautiful
417
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,403
color options for you today.
418
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,863
Now, I want to show you
these Sandstone Neutral.
419
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,198
Okay, no more Sandstone.
Tell 'em we're out.
420
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,824
Okay, and so we are
actually very low
421
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,201
on the Sandstone Neutrals,
so please--
422
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,452
[Beena]
Oh, no, not "low." They're done.
423
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,995
Okay, got you. Sorry about that.
424
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,038
Uh, don't say "got you."
Don't-don't talk to me.
425
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,039
Sorry. Oh, okay. Sorry.
426
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,041
So, um, so we do have a...
427
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,001
quite a few left
in our Miami Multi,
428
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,336
-actually, though.
-[Beena] Stand by for close-up.
429
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,421
And I just want you
to get a close-up
430
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,839
-on this gorgeous exclusive.
-No, no, I-I said, "Stand by."
431
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,591
-Not yet.
-Okay, and you're not gonna
432
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,343
see it for a second,
'cause it's gonna
433
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,053
-take a sec to get to that.
-You don't have
434
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,221
-to tell them that.
-I'm so sorry. I don't know.
435
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,555
Don't apologize.
Stop apologizing.
436
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,598
Okay. Okay, sorry.
Okay, I won't.
437
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,766
I'm sorry for saying "sorry."
438
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,435
Honestly, how lucky are we
439
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,938
to get paid to do what we love?
440
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,400
[Perry] All right, now,
the Diet Fiesta Coconut Cake
441
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,528
is one of our best sellers,
so let's see how you do.
442
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,946
Okay. [clears throat]
443
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:37,074
Mmm. I wish y'all could
smell this cake.
444
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,700
I just love this cake.
445
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,119
Okay, time-out already.
446
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,620
-[chuckles]
-Oh.
447
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,247
Honey, you got
to spice it up a little bit.
448
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,249
Now, yeah, you could say,
"I love this cake."
449
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,917
- Wah, wah.
-[laughs]
450
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,045
What you want to say is,
"My grandma loves this cake."
451
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,172
"My niece is a coconut freak."
[chuckles]
452
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,882
"My mama,
every year on her birthday,
453
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,634
she gets this cake." I mean,
454
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,511
don't use the mama stuff,
'cause that's mine, but--
455
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,847
-Got it. No mamas, okay.
-Wh-What about your daughters?
456
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,181
You got two little
baby daughters?
457
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,225
-No.
-No kids?
458
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,726
Mm-mm.
459
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,353
Well, what about
your-your book club
460
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,355
with your little wino friends?
461
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,858
Oh, I mostly just listen
to audiobooks in my car.
462
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,235
[Jackie] We're coming
into people's living rooms.
463
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,655
We're their friends, you know?
It's a relationship.
464
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,116
I like hearing
about the color story,
465
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,162
but what I really want to know
about is, what's Joanna's story?
466
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,414
-You know?
-Right. Mm-hmm.
467
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,291
-Okay--
-Action!
468
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,586
So... my story is,
469
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,379
um,
470
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,590
when I was a kid,
471
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,342
I had...
472
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:43,682
...such a classic
Midwestern upbringing.
473
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,767
Hmm.
474
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,978
Okay.
475
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,149
[Jackie]
I always prefer a lobster
476
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,069
claw clasp, not only because
of that oh-so-important
477
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,821
-security it offers...
-Mom?
478
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,698
Can I get that bracelet?
479
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,700
It has a lobster claw clasp,
480
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,660
which is unheard of
at this price point.
481
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,370
[Jackie] ...fabulous
earrings, and I thought,
482
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,247
"I'm gonna make this
a great day."
483
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,458
upbeat music
484
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,460
485
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,046
[sighs]
Oh, my God.
486
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,590
I love it!
487
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:20,052
So, this fridge gets emptied out
every night at 2 a.m.
488
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:23,180
So, as long as you get here
before then, you're golden.
489
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,806
Are you gonna finish
that chicken leg?
490
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,393
Mmm. I think it...
I think it's mostly cartilage.
491
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,562
No, there's meat on there.
492
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,023
-Take it.
-I can see it. Yeah.
493
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,067
Mmm. I love your bracelet,
by the way.
494
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,027
-Oh.
-So cute.
495
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,738
Where'd you get it?
496
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,740
Um...
497
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,410
[crying]
Sorry.
498
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,913
What's the matter? Are you okay?
499
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,373
-Yeah. No, yeah.
-Aw.
500
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,375
-Here, you can have the chicken.
-No, it--
501
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,918
There's eight more in the back.
502
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,879
No, no, no.
It's not that. It's, um...
503
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,298
you sold me this bracelet
504
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,593
when I was 13, and...
505
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:05,597
I was going through sort of
a hard time because, um...
506
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,392
Well, it doesn't matter why.
507
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,937
But I wear it every single day.
508
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,398
And, um,
every time I look at it,
509
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,401
it just makes me feel better.
510
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,820
And it makes me feel...
511
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,613
like I have a friend.
512
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,824
And so, it's just...
513
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,867
pretty crazy for me
to be sitting here
514
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:29,830
with you right now, like,
you know, having a chicken.
515
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,291
-Aw.
-[sniffles]
516
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,626
Herringbone is so classic.
517
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:38,130
It really has an air
of sophistication.
518
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,967
Oh, are you okay?
519
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,802
I just can't believe
you have that bracelet
520
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,804
after all these years, you know?
521
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,307
That's so sweet.
522
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,393
Marty would always tease me
about this place.
523
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,729
I could always tell that
he thought my job was so stupid.
524
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,731
[sniffles]
525
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:59,151
Will you pass me that chocolate
bunny holding a cell phone?
526
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,320
-I could just...
-Oh, thanks.
527
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:04,823
[sighs]
You know,
528
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,783
my astrologer told me
529
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,703
that my divorce will make space
for new connections.
530
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,165
So, maybe this is what
she was talking about, you know?
531
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,791
I'm so glad you're here.
532
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,836
Oh. Me, too.
533
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,380
This bunny actually tastes
so bad.
534
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,382
I feel like
it almost tastes dusty.
535
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,385
You are gonna be
so great tomorrow.
536
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,680
What? They're giving out
Academy Awards
537
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,349
for selling place mats now?
538
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,017
And I won?
539
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,478
-[lip-synching]
- I've never felt so
540
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,646
Satisfied
541
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:40,609
I'm in love, I'm alive
542
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,861
Intoxicated
543
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,781
- I don't know if it's real
- Ah, ah
544
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,449
[cell phone dings, buzzes]
545
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:51,286
But I like the way
I feel inside
546
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,372
- You've
- Got me feeling
547
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,208
- Emotions
- Emotions
548
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,709
Why did my product change?
549
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,961
Uh, it happens.
Two minutes to live!
550
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,546
-[sighs]
-Hey, you're gonna be great.
551
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,632
-Really?
-I'm not sure.
552
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,175
What? Are you being serious?
553
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,551
No! I'm-I'm kidding. Come on.
554
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,011
[indistinct chatter]
555
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,388
Okay. Okay.
556
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,847
[Beena]
I'll feed you everything.
557
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,265
[Joanna]
Okay. Thank you. Excuse me.
558
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,559
[sighs]
Okay.
559
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,561
-Suzanne.
-Uh, what?
560
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,022
-Oh, hi. I'm Joanna.
-Ugh! Are you new?
561
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,566
-Yeah.
-Ugh.
562
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:25,278
[groaning]
563
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,531
-[theme music playing]
-[female announcer] Next on SVN,
564
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:31,243
an hour of fabulous products
to enhance your home.
565
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,869
Stay tuned for A La Maison.
566
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,248
In five, four, three.
567
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,419
-[laughter]
-I know.
568
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,421
-[sighs]
-Okay, okay.
569
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:45,257
Thank you so much
for joining us tonight.
570
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,717
My name is Joanna Gold, and I am
571
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,928
truly thrilled
to be here tonight
572
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,597
with the founder of the
GottaHaveIt Deep Sleep line.
573
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,850
Hello there, Suzanne DuNaysh.
How are you, my love?
574
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,018
-Eric Adams is on the phone.
-Great.
575
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,562
So happy to be bringing
this here.
576
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,689
Does he want ass or money?
577
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,274
I think money.
578
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,775
[Suzanne] ...your very first
ever broadcast?
579
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,277
-No.
-[Joanna] It sure is.
580
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,112
-Copy.
-I'm a little freshman
581
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,197
-at SVN High School, okay?
-[laughing]
582
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:12,159
-And I'm-I'm happy to be here.
-[laughing]
583
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:16,121
So, we are starting it out
with item H-42383.
584
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,957
This is the GottaHaveIt
Deep Sleep Pillow Mist.
585
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,418
And, Suzanne, can you please
tell us about this product?
586
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,129
-Because I love it so very much.
-[sighs]
587
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,840
This is a fragrant
pillow mist...
588
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,925
-Okay.
-...specifically designed
589
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,179
by researchers
to prepare the body for sleep.
590
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,181
Okay, now, I love that so much.
591
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:36,600
That it's been developed in
a science way. How cool is that?
592
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,518
-[Suzanne] Oh, it's perfect.
-It's so good, Joanna.
593
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,563
This is actually
a limited-edition spritz.
594
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,690
And it's got so many
wonderful things in it.
595
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,318
It has got lavender,
it has got white musk,
596
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,111
-and it has got vetiver.
-Mmm.
597
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,447
So, how dreamy
does that combo sound?
598
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,282
-Are you dying to smell it?
-I sure am.
599
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,327
-Mm.
-[sniffs] Mm.
600
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,287
Mmm.
601
00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,457
You got to be
fucking kidding me.
602
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,417
Okay, Joanna, you kind of
made a face like it smelled bad.
603
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,960
So, just don't do that again.
604
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,462
-So good.
-So good.
605
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,255
Smells awesome, you guys!
606
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,633
-Awesome!
-[Allan] Uh, cut to the product.
607
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,135
[Beena] Okay, uh, Joanna, this
is going really fucking south.
608
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,762
So, you need to talk now.
609
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:16,014
And I just, I-I really want
to tell you that
610
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,226
we're gonna have such a, uh,
great hour ahead of us.
611
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:22,354
We're gonna have fun, okay?
We're gonna have a blast.
612
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,689
[laughing]
Well, thank you so much.
613
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:26,691
What a fun night.
Now, keep it right here
614
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:29,152
for Foot Fancy
with Kikland Hubbard. Buh-bye.
615
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,530
-Thank you. See you next time.
-[laughs]
616
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,031
Clear!
617
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,783
Um, thanks so much
for doing that with me.
618
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,117
That was a lot of fun.
619
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,203
You fucked me.
620
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,583
-Hi.
-Hey. Great job.
621
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,043
-[sighs]
-Except for that face you made.
622
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,545
Patricia wants to see you
in the morning.
623
00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:48,672
-Okay.
-That's really bad.
624
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,132
-Good luck!
-Thank you.
625
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,176
soft, gentle music
626
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,262
627
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,059
[indistinct chatter]
628
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,521
Washing her hair. Come on.
Where are you from?
629
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,897
-Oh, Patricia?
-How old are you? Yes.
630
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,315
Patricia, she's here.
631
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,192
-[softly] Hey.
-[Patricia] Okay, Darcy.
632
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,569
Show her the sales.
633
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:11,736
Go ahead, show her.
634
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:14,072
You know, it's difficult
635
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,865
to want to buy a pillow mist
636
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,993
when the person
selling it to you smells it
637
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,704
and then makes that face.
638
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,582
It's not that bad. Don't worry.
639
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:26,251
Look, um, I'm really sorry.
640
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,963
It's just, I was practicing
with the place mats all week.
641
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:33,049
So, you know,
I-I'm just so sorry for...
642
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:36,344
Okay. I accept your apology.
643
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:39,306
-Okay.
-But I'm curious.
644
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:41,683
How much is your apology worth?
645
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:44,352
Is it worth $78,000?
646
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,896
Because that's how much
pillow mist I've got sitting
647
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:51,318
in my warehouse taking up space,
kind of like you.
648
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,322
Can I just ask why I got
taken off Janeane by Janeane?
649
00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:56,656
Beth Ann wanted it.
650
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,869
Okay, I think we're done.
651
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,954
Okay, so should I just
go back to my--
652
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,122
You're fired.
653
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:07,083
What?! Patty?! No, no.
654
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:10,629
Pat, come on. Can't we just
give her another chance?
655
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,465
I just gave her
a big fat fucking chance,
656
00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:14,924
and she shit the bed.
657
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,801
[Jackie]
Come on. She's got something.
658
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,053
You know it.
659
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,138
Now, Jackie... [scoffs]
660
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,891
...you're back on Ageless
as of today.
661
00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:25,435
Beth Ann stays on place mats.
662
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,063
You're gonna fire me
after one mistake?
663
00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:29,564
I can do this!
664
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,983
I-I'm really good at this.
Okay, look.
665
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,652
Just look. Okay, so, um,
666
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,445
here-here we have
a Deep Pillow Mist, and...
667
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,988
Mmm. Oh, mmm!
668
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,657
I just feel like
I'm in a babbling brook, and...
669
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,617
Isn't that so nice, Beth Ann?
Don't you just love
670
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,285
-how it smells?
-[screaming] Go!
671
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,828
[Joanna]
Oh, my God. I just feel
672
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,246
like a dewy...
like a dewy woman now, and...
673
00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:47,040
It's nontoxic, so we get the...
674
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,458
We can just get a little sip.
675
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,709
-Okay.
-Joanna?
676
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,252
-Joanna?
-[groans] That is so good.
677
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,171
It just does...
That tastes like not crap.
678
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,756
-[Darcy] Joanna.
-I love it so much, I'm--
679
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,341
-[Darcy] Joanna.
-[Patricia] Damn!
680
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:59,552
Honey, no.
681
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:07,852
Patricia.
682
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,438
Please.
683
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,524
I could be a great host.
684
00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:15,026
I could be a star.
685
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:18,655
So, what did
the Basquiat people say?
686
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,281
[Darcy] Well, Elon is
bidding higher, but you know
687
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,825
-he wouldn't even hang it up.
-I'm sorry.
688
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,993
-[Patricia] Elon.
-That's just what's happening.
689
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,453
-I'm doing my best.
-Jesus, what is wrong with you?
690
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,830
-It won't handle itself.
-[Darcy] I'm on it.
691
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:27,872
You know I'm calling them
every other hour.
692
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,583
I have cancer!
693
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,545
Oh, my God. What?
694
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,798
That's right. Um,
695
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,969
I had it when I was a kid,
and she back.
696
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,304
Oh, I just found out recently,
697
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,432
and I didn't want
to tell you all
698
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,766
because I didn't want
to burden you.
699
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:51,062
So, sorry I messed up
last night.
700
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,064
But I guess
I've got a couple of,
701
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:56,526
two, three things on my mind.
All right?
702
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,904
[sighs]
Patricia,
703
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:03,366
you wanted to know my story.
704
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:06,995
You wanted to know
what I'm selling you.
705
00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,748
What's my deal? [grunts]
706
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:15,086
Well, I have an answer for you:
707
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,756
I'm a survivor.
708
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:22,302
And I know that obstacles
just make us stronger.
709
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,889
They make us better.
710
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:30,226
They make us appreciate
the little things,
711
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,437
the details.
712
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:35,940
-Keep talking.
-[Joanna] Like this beautiful
713
00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:39,652
cross-stitch hem,
and this bow, which,
714
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:42,322
I feel like it almost has,
like, a '50s quality to it.
715
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:46,117
And, you know, as someone
who's battling cancer,
716
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,827
I'm telling you,
717
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,246
we're all going through
something.
718
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,208
And we all deserve a garment
that says,
719
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,210
"Here I am,
720
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:58,630
and not only am I going
to be okay;
721
00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:01,633
I'm gonna be fabulous."
722
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:04,552
"It Ain't Over 'til It's Over"
by Lenny Kravitz
723
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,638
724
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,787
Here we are
725
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,832
Still together
726
00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:36,334
We are one
727
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:44,050
So much time wasted
728
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:48,012
Playing games with love
729
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:53,351
So many tears I've cried
730
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:56,396
So much pain inside
731
00:30:56,437 --> 00:31:01,317
But, baby, it ain't over
till it's over
732
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,530
So many years we've tried
733
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:08,324
To keep our love alive
734
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,911
But, baby, it ain't over
till it's over
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