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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,870               [Jackie]                Look at this glitz and glamour.    2 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,164           If you see the light                     hitting it...            3 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,540            Just look at that.         4 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,292         Can you see that, Keith?      5 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,044        Now, this is one of those              pieces that you put on,       6 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:47,338      and people will be whispering,               "Who is that?            7 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,007           Is that a countess?         8 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,384      Is she the Duchess of Wales?"    9 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,053            At the very least,                    they'll be saying,         10 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,597           "She must be friends                 with Whitney Houston."       11 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:57,599   "Dreams" by The Cranberries     12 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,726                                    13 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,198           Joanna, sweetie,                  do you need something?        14 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,075        -Is that a cookie cake?                      -Yeah.                15 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,911           It's my birthday.               Cookie cake's my favorite.      16 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:20,580     -Aw, happy birthday, Shannon.                -Thanks, hon.            17 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,416    I can't remember the last time         I got to eat a cookie cake.     18 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,002      There are so few pleasures          I get to enjoy in this world.    19 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:28,421          You know, leukemia.         20 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,757             Oh, my life...          21 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,175        Would you like a piece?       22 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,552              Thank you.              23 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,597        In every possible way...     24 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,437      Do you need something else,                    Joanna?               25 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,773       It's just, my mom and dad                 are in my room.           26 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:50,276               [Jackie]                Look at how that gold shimmers.    27 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,278         How spectacular is that?      28 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,864  Now, this is one of those pieces              that you put on,          29 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,450            you could be going                to a brunch or an event...     30 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,661                 -No.                  -...that you honestly just need    31 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,329  in your fine jewelry collection.  32 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,581      It's a basic, and I don't know              about you gals,           33 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,416      but when I'm having a bad day,  34 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,795      jewelry has a way of making me            feel so much better.        35 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:14,634         It's almost an escape                   to old Morocco            36 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,427         or the Turkish coast.        37 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,971        An exotic delicacy that       38 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:20,682         really transports you                 to an ancient land.         39 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,517         And for a pita chip,         40 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,644       it really has that crunch                    you want.              41 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,313           [woman over P.A.]               Visit aisle 13 for big savings  42 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,523            on Cheez Doodles.          43 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,316       Thanks for visiting Costco.     44 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,110                Joanna?               45 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,155            Oh! Lizzy Gomez                     from high school.          46 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:37,615        -Oh, my... oh, my gosh.                     -Oh, wow!              47 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,325      Wait, uh, do you work here?     48 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:42,328  No, uh, yeah. Uh, at times I do.  49 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:45,081        Oh, okay. Wow. [laughs]       50 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,667            What about you?                What are you up to, queen?      51 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,169                [sighs]                       Just so busy working.        52 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,962      I'm back and forth to Italy                 all the time.            53 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,256            Yeah, me, too.            54 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,466             -For Costco?                            -Yeah.                55 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:58,761     Um, we do a lot of importing                 from Europe.             56 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,847          So I'm always just                  picking up, you know,        57 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,641           gelat', biscott',          58 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,852        fettuccin', spaghetti.        59 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,520  So just, like, busy, busy, busy.  60 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,897              -You know.                        -Hey, Joey Bean,           61 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,356     for your three o'clock demo,                  did we say              62 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,649      Bagel Bites or Turkey Tots?     63 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,359               [softly]                           Turkey Tots.             64 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,653              -I'm sorry?                         -Turkey Tots.            65 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,405         I'm s... Once again.               You got to say it louder.      66 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,866              [shouting]                   I said "Turkey Tots," Dad!      67 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,910        You got it, honey bear.       68 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,207               [Joanna]                         I mean, here she is,        69 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,334     living her life in, you know,    70 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,669      all kinds of Italy places,      71 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,297          and I'm at Costco?          72 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,299             I mean, I...             73 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,343          I never even wanted               to work there, you know?       74 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,679                 -Hmm.                   -I mean, my dream was always...  75 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,390         to be a host on SVN.         76 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:47,310            -What is that?             -The Special Value Network. Duh.  77 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,854             I don't know.                    I was just thinking,         78 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,689          "What if I did it?"         79 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,025     What if I, like, auditioned?                    I mean,               80 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,403       of course, I would not do       anything that would take me away  81 00:03:57,445 --> 00:04:00,281        from Cleveland without            discussing it with you first.    82 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,076         Sorry. I'm confused.         83 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:05,578       Uh, we've been on, like,                    two dates.              84 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,830         Mm, three. [chuckles]        85 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,666      Are you counting our run-in                 at Walgreens?            86 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,751         The point is, I think        87 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,504       we were both feeling like           this was kind of it for us.     88 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,049     We kissed on our first date.     89 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,426              [chuckling]                     What was that about?         90 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,221               I mean...              91 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,306       I'm dating other people.       92 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,437             Did you think                   that we were exclusive?       93 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,898                 -No.                                 -So,                 94 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,608             I don't think                  I should be a part of any      95 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,235     of your major life decisions.    96 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,530                -Yeah?                            -Have you...             97 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:43,116       -done much dating before?                     -Yeah.                98 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,743        I've done a ton of it.        99 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,955  Um, if I told you more about it,            it would probably          100 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:52,250       gross you out, basically,       because of the sluttiness of it.  101 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,626      And all of the dates I do.      102 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,211            You know what?                    I think I'm gonna go.        103 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:58,131             You're nice,                    but I didn't, you know.       104 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:01,217        So, I thought this was             gonna kind of... [whistles]     105 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:07,098         Best of luck to you.         106 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,641       -And to you, same to you.                   -Seriously.             107 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,934              -Seriously.                    -I wish you all the...        108 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,145          -luck in the world.                        -Okay.                109 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,564             And stay out!            110 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:16,566              [chuckling]             111 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:19,652       Another dump, made by me.                   [chuckles]              112 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,654           slow, gentle music        113 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,740                                    114 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,087                [woman]                             Joanna Gold?            115 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,548         I see you signed in,          but I don't have you registered.  116 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,593            You know what?                     That's my... What?          117 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:45,345  Sorry. I just have to take this,  118 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:47,388         but can you just...?                     Hello, Peter?            119 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,474          Oh, it's my agent.          120 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,351           Um, yeah, Peter,                    um, they're saying          121 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:52,935       that I'm not on the list.      122 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,854              -Is that--                  -Whatever. Just come with me.    123 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,024            [quiet chatter]           124 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,194        Oh, great. Home office.       125 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,698              [Patricia]                    Just sell us the pencil.       126 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,868             Okay, um, uh,                    just-just the pencil,        127 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,828         not the other stuff?         128 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,830                 Okay.                129 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,416                [sighs]               130 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:23,800      An architect uses a pencil                to build a house.          131 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:27,887      An astronaut uses a pencil         to plan a journey to the moon.    132 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,348          And-and by the way,                when was the last time        133 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,517          you wrote a letter                  to someone you love?         134 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,395     What I have for you today is                   a portal               135 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,481             to the person                that you are meant to become,    136 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,775               the life                    that you are meant to live.     137 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:45,196           With this pencil,               your dreams can come true.      138 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,782        And why shouldn't they?       139 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,575             Why not you?             140 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,662            uplifting music          141 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,038           [someone coughs]           142 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,832               [Joanna]                        Okay, great. Okay.          143 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,208               Thank...               144 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,876                [Chip]                       In my opinion, that setup      145 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,921       we have for you at Costco             is way better than SVN.       146 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,589            You get to use                 your sparkling personality      147 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,383      to sell fabulous products,      148 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,051          and you get to stay               right here in Cleveland,       149 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,928     birthplace of rock and roll.           [imitates guitar playing]      150 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,847    They would have called by now,       so I don't even think I got it.  151 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,932           Who wants to live                    in Pennsylvania?           152 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,017               -[groans]                   -There is so much fracking,     153 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:16,394      you cannot drink the water.     154 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,187          And the hospitals,                    they are nothing           155 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,439          like they are here.         156 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,816         I'm not sick anymore.        157 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:27,613  I haven't been sick in 20 years.  158 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,826       My whole life, it's just,               "Honey, be careful.         159 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,369           You had cancer."           160 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:36,289           Or, "Look at her,             the cancer, you know, person."    161 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:39,500               You guys,                    I-I live with my parents.      162 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,086          -I mean, that is--              -You have your own entrance.     163 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,130    I know, and it is great, okay?    164 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,841    And-and I love that little area         outside with the chair.       165 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,759         -It's just... [sighs]                    - Kiss me...            166 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,429              Oh. Hello?              167 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,349       Yes, this is Joanna Gold.                   That is me.             168 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:58,144       Uh-huh, that-- Yes. Yes.       169 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,815        Yes! Thank you so much!       170 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,650         Oh, my God! I got it!        171 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,736        -I got it! Oh, my God.                -[Marcy screams] Oh.         172 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,321    Oh, no. I just hung up on them.  173 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,489             -No! Oh, no.                        -H-Hit star 69.           174 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,491              upbeat music           175 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,659                                    176 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:21,417         [indistinct chatter]         177 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,133            Um, excuse me.            178 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,094         Hi. Um, I'm not sure              if I'm in the right place.      179 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:33,513             -I'm Joanna.                        -Joanna. Yeah.            180 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,223    I know who you are. I'm Darcy,    181 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:37,308     Patricia's senior associate,              not her assistant.          182 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,227                -Okay.                    -Always run everything by me.    183 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,561         But don't talk to me                    if I look busy,           184 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,979     such as right now. [chuckles]    185 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,856         We're gonna start you                   Monday, 5 a.m.,           186 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,150      with the Janeane by Janeane          place mats and tablescapes.     187 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,610             Oh, my gosh.                  I love Janeane by Janeane.      188 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,987      -That's great. Go sit down.                   -Mm-hmm.               189 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,239                 Cool.                190 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,741         [indistinct chatter]         191 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,577             Oh! [laughs]                     That's Papa's chair.         192 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,955            -Oh. Papa Bear?                     -[laughing] Yeah.          193 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:01,415                [Darcy]                  Okay, guys. Huge announcement.    194 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:05,294       We just closed: exclusive          lash line with Los AngeLash.     195 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:08,297    Also, we're gonna price-cut the     Playa del Fun margarita makers    196 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,801        and the Tandy-Fit Booty             Blasters. Do me a favor--      197 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,886            Absolutely not!           198 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,054                  No.                 199 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:20,017  Tell Marco I'm not gonna pay 90               for a Basquiat.           200 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,353       I don't care if it comes              with his dick in a jar.       201 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,022               -Morning.                        -[Patricia sighs]          202 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,567       I thought we were pulling                the egg poachers.          203 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,902    Oh, I thought you said we were          thinking of pulling them.      204 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,779    And you're happy with Thursday?  205 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:32,989              Oh, I think                   Thursday's really strong.      206 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,241     Why is Dazzling Diamonessence    207 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,702             leading into                     Backyard Grill Kings?        208 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,954          Hmm. Oh, um, well,                 you had said you wanted       209 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,498  to push the Beef Boys inventory.  210 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,875  When you get your asshole waxed,  211 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:49,130    does the waxer lady try to sell      you a lawn mower right after?    212 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:52,133              No, because                    she knows her audience.       213 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,968         Well, we don't really                     talk after.             214 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,470        I thought Jackie was on                Fabulously Ageless.         215 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,098     I'm here! So sorry I'm late.     216 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,100           Sorry. I'm sorry.          217 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:05,396               [exhales]                  I was on Fabulously Ageless,     218 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,607  but I told Darcy to take me off.  219 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:11,193         It's just... [sighs]            you know, the divorce is final.  220 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,613     Boo-hoo. So, I guess I'm just    221 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,866            not in the mood                  to sell wrinkle cream.        222 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,451       Well, we're all so sorry       223 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,453            for everything                you're going through, honey.     224 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,039    And we all have a lot of faith        that you're going to be able     225 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,041          to get in the mood.                      So, list--              226 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,751               [Jackie]                     Actually, I've been using      227 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,377           the Up All Night                  LED book light nonstop.       228 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,962        I am obsessed with it.        229 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,631           So, I told Darcy                    I want to do that.          230 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:34,425           Have you all read                    that crazy memoir          231 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,094         about that astronaut               who wore the space diaper      232 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,263     when she drove cross-country                   to stalk               233 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,931          her ex-boyfriend's                     new girlfriend?           234 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,643         It is so interesting            hearing her side of the story.    235 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:46,062       She was very determined.       236 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:49,315     Should we pause for more book       reports, or should we continue?  237 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,359    Oh, Pat, don't be such a grump.  238 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,861        I'm not being a grump.                   I'm just trying           239 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,946     to run a Fortune 500 company,                 thank you.              240 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,782          Who is this person?         241 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,033                [Darcy]                     Oh, this is Joanna Gold.       242 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,326       You hired her last week.       243 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,536               [Joanna]                              Oh, hi.               244 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:06,499        Um, I just want to say             I'm so excited to be here,      245 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,335         working with you guys            and on this journey with you.    246 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:13,297  And that it is just freaking rad           to get to see, um,          247 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,883        how   le   sausage is made.       248 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,510      Just, like, "hashtag BTS."      249 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,680          Behind the scenes.                   [laughs nervously]          250 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,348           [someone coughs]           251 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,851       What are you selling me?       252 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:30,481          Oh, I was, um, told            Janeane by Janeane place mats.    253 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,776    Perry, what are you selling me?  254 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,278          I'm a Georgia boy,                     born and bred.            255 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,822    Meat and potatoes kind of guy.    256 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,490       I like the simple things.      257 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,659     -See you at church on Sunday.              -[soft chuckling]          258 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,869               Beth Ann,                    what are you selling me?       259 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,539      I'm a momfluencer balancing         career, family and self-care.    260 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,791          How does she do it?         261 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,210            -Rosé all day.                      -[soft chuckling]          262 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,629     Now, what are you selling me?    263 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,631      Okay, I got it. All right.      264 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,509  Um, well, I hail from Cleveland,  265 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,386  the birthplace of rock and roll.  266 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,346       [imitates guitar playing,                     laughs]               267 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,765      And if you're looking for,      268 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,226    you know, a really good friend                  who, um,               269 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,562      also is very professional,      270 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:12,273          honestly, and, um,                     loves her job,            271 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,899  you know, she-she's a working...  272 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,609       Oh, she's a working girl.      273 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,194          Then, or whatever.          274 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,196         Then you should just                    call-call me up           275 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,198           because I love...                     I love working,           276 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,742    and I love... I love to party,    277 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,910     within reason. And so, yeah.     278 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,288      You know who to call for...                   [whoops]               279 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:29,957      ...a-a friend and coworker                 of a lifetime.            280 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,709            Yeah. [laughs]            281 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,794                 Wow.                 282 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:39,383  Okay. Honey, you're going to be       selling to millions of people.    283 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,552       And if they're gonna buy           from you, they're gonna need     284 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,763         to know who you are.         285 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:47,224         This isn't a fucking                     Sunglass Hut!            286 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,102    Darcy, move her down to 3 a.m.    287 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,937        3 a.m., yeah, I agree.        288 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,440         Jackie, let me worry              about what you're selling,      289 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,734      'cause I need you to focus          on training Joanna this week.    290 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:01,363      What? No. No, Pat. Come on.     291 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,616     I really was looking forward              to being out there          292 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:07,745       with my at-home viewers,            my at-home family. Please?      293 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,455          I need her to learn                    from the best.            294 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,998             Give her some                    of that Jackie magic,        295 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,666     'cause she fucking needs it.     296 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,628          Hey, Joanna, honey,               figure out what the fuck       297 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,129       you're selling me, okay?       298 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,297                On it.                299 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,090                Jesus.                300 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,302          Hi. Uh, I'm Jordan.         301 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,845            -Are you okay?                  -[Joanna] Oh. From what?       302 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,597    I just... I'm gonna need you--    303 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,265          -Okay. Yeah, sorry.                  -I need both hands.         304 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,060     Yeah, no worries. All right.                 There we go.             305 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,729     This is you. Dressing room H.    306 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,148     Oh, my God. My name. [laughs]    307 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,818           You're adorable.                    Let me just, um...          308 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,736                  Oh.                 309 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,447           -Sorry. [laughs]                         -[laughs]              310 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,907            [Jordan sighs]            311 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,408  -[phone plays upbeat rock tune]                    -Oh.                 312 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,495               -Oh, man.                       -Um, who's calling?         313 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,247        Oh, sorry. It's my ex.        314 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,666        Was it a messy breakup?       315 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,918     Did she take you for granted?    316 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,920             -That bitch.                            -What?                317 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,005       Uh, no, she's-she's cool.               She's not a bitch.          318 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:03,467      Sorry. Ugh. I'm just being                such a fuckface.           319 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,846        Um, so your shirt, uh,                 "Grass is Greener"?         320 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,848  What does that, or... what mean?  321 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,476      Um, it's just my band name,               Grass is Greener.          322 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,894          What kind of music                  does your band play?         323 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,980         Well, we have kind of                   a unique sound.           324 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,566          We sort of upcycle                     '90s classics.            325 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,734         Okay, wait a second.                   Love '90s music.           326 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,069      It's the last great decade                    of music.              327 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,404         -That's what I think.                      -I think               328 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,363          you're really gonna                    dig our sound.            329 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,073              [Beth Ann]                             Uh-oh.                330 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,868        Is this one giving you                    a hard time?             331 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,579                 -No.                       -Hi, babe. I'm Beth Ann.       332 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,206                 -Hi.                         -Welcome to the fam.         333 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,083              -Thank you.                     -So, I guess I'm not         334 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,836     -the shiny new penny anymore.          -[Jordan chuckles softly]      335 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,296      -Hey, Jor-Jor, angel face?                      -Yes?                336 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,881       Could you track down Fran                     for me?               337 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,883       She said she would zhuzh            my hair, and I'm on in 20.      338 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:46,218        Uh, she actually asked             not to be your hair person.     339 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:50,472      -Uh, sorry. Go for Jordan.         -Are you faking that? [laughs]    340 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,725          Okay, he is, like,              almost as hot as my husband.     341 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,560                 -Oh.                        -Do you have a husband?       342 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,020               -No, um--                          -My husband,             343 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,354        my kids, they're, like,                  my whole world.           344 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,856                 -Mm.                      -They're obsessed with me.      345 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,399        I'm obsessed with them.       346 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,152          [chuckles] Anyway,              the product meeting earlier.     347 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,070              Don't worry                about totally shitting the bed.  348 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,323      Like, no one's gonna think                you're a psycho.           349 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,366       And they put you in here,                and that's great.          350 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,368    I'm over there, in the big one.  351 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,370        So nice to talk to you.                 Bye, new friend!           352 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,414                 -Bye.                                -Bye.                353 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,421              upbeat music           354 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,548        [phone camera clicking]       355 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,558              Joanne? Hi.             356 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,186        I just came over to say               I'm sorry about that.        357 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,021            I wasn't trying                 to avoid you back there.       358 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,024       -I'm just... I'm Jackie.               -I know who you are.         359 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,487           It's so fun to...                 see your face and body.       360 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,864          And... to meet you                     in the person.            361 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:52,618        Aw. And I wanted to say            I didn't mean to act weird      362 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,287     about training you. I'm just        going through some junk, some--  363 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,705                 -Oh.                      -Don't take it personally.      364 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,457            No, not at all.                 It-it's, like, in-insane       365 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,292      that you'd be training me.      366 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,046  I mean, you're-you're, like, the   best host in the history of SVN.  367 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,048      What? No, I'm not. Come on.     368 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,591       What makes you say that?       369 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,635         Oh, so many reasons.         370 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,054      Really? Like, what reasons?                I want to hear.           371 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,973            You're, like...                     you're so pretty.          372 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,975         Um, you're so smart.         373 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,893         Yeah, you're Jackie.            I've been watching you forever.  374 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,937    I mean, I kind of idolize you.    375 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,772            Sorry. [laughs]           376 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,774              I-I can ask                 if someone else can train me.    377 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,317          It's, like, insane                that you would train me.       378 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,819            You know what?                  For you, I'm gonna do it.      379 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,654                 -Oh!                    -I got a lot of great pointers.  380 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,030           And as you know,                 I'm really good at this.       381 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,991               -[laughs]                     -[Jackie clicks tongue]       382 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,618    Welcome to the jungle, Joanne.    383 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,286      -[laughing] It's "Joanna."                      -Oh.                 384 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,163               -Joanna!                            -[laughing]             385 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,624          And don't you dare               take a picture of my butt.      386 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,585            -Mmm, mmm, mmm!                         -[laughs]              387 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,422              [laughing]              388 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,340               [shushes]              389 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,551   "Mr. Angel" by Tommy Newport   390 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:53,053     If you'll just look over here             at the Dusty Plum,          391 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,305               and look                    at this magnetic fastener.      392 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,517  The other day, I actually caught     my son Tristan playing with it,  393 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,186             and he goes,                     "My puwse, my puwse."        394 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:04,314  And I was like, "No, no, no, no,      no, not for boys." [chuckles]    395 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,025     "You can have a fire truck."     396 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,860       Okay, so see this monitor                   right here?             397 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,528           The line goes up,                     you're selling.           398 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,697    Line goes down, you're tanking.  399 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,115           She's doing okay,           but she should really be talking  400 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,992      about the leather options.      401 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,368    Hang on. You know what? Go into       the control room and watch.     402 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,703                -Okay.                   -I'm gonna show you something.    403 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,121              -Okay. Yes.                             -Go.                 404 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,623        And, oh, wait. Okay, what?     405 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:25,044          -Jackie Stilton is...                      -Hey, y'all!            406 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,212          ...here, swinging by.        407 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,339       -Hey, girl. How are you? Hi.            -Hi, hon. I'm so sorry,       408 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,217        but I just had to stop by           and say hi to my gals at home.  409 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,011            Okay, we're out                   of the Burmese Khaki.        410 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,846            Now we're sold out                  of the Burmese Khaki.        411 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,848      -[Beena] Push the Meringue.                     -But...               412 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,018      -we have the Creamy Meringue.        -[Beth Ann]   Creamy Meringue.     413 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,312        You know, the last time              someone did my hair was       414 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,397          for my bat mitzvah.         415 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,317        Joanna Gold rehearsal,                     take four.              416 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,735         Okay, and I just have                   some beautiful            417 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,403     color options for you today.     418 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,863         Now, I want to show you               these Sandstone Neutral.      419 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,198       Okay, no more Sandstone.                Tell 'em we're out.         420 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,824          Okay, and so we are                   actually very low          421 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,201      on the Sandstone Neutrals,                   so please--             422 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,452                [Beena]                Oh, no, not "low." They're done.  423 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,995  Okay, got you. Sorry about that.  424 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,038       Uh, don't say "got you."              Don't-don't talk to me.       425 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,039         Sorry. Oh, okay. Sorry.       426 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,041      So, um, so we do have a...      427 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,001           quite a few left                    in our Miami Multi,         428 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,336          -actually, though.             -[Beena]   Stand by for close-up.  429 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,421          And I just want you                   to get a close-up          430 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,839       -on this gorgeous exclusive.       -No, no, I-I said, "Stand by."    431 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,591               -Not yet.                    -Okay, and you're not gonna     432 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,343         see it for a second,                   'cause it's gonna          433 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,053       -take a sec to get to that.                -You don't have           434 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,221          -to tell them that.               -I'm so sorry. I don't know.    435 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,555           Don't apologize.                     Stop apologizing.          436 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,598          Okay. Okay, sorry.                     Okay, I won't.            437 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,766     I'm sorry for saying "sorry."    438 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,435      Honestly, how lucky are we      439 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,938    to get paid to do what we love?  440 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,400        [Perry] All right, now,           the Diet Fiesta Coconut Cake     441 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,528      is one of our best sellers,           so let's see how you do.       442 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,946         Okay. [clears throat]        443 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:37,074        Mmm. I wish y'all could                 smell this cake.           444 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,700        I just love this cake.        445 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,119        Okay, time-out already.       446 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,620              -[chuckles]                             -Oh.                 447 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,247            Honey, you got                to spice it up a little bit.     448 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,249       Now, yeah, you could say,               "I love this cake."         449 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,917              - Wah, wah.                          -[laughs]              450 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,045       What you want to say is,           "My grandma loves this cake."    451 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,172    "My niece is a coconut freak."                 [chuckles]              452 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,882               "My mama,                   every year on her birthday,     453 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,634     she gets this cake." I mean,     454 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,511       don't use the mama stuff,            'cause that's mine, but--      455 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,847       -Got it. No mamas, okay.          -Wh-What about your daughters?    456 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,181          You got two little                     baby daughters?           457 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,225                 -No.                               -No kids?              458 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,726                Mm-mm.                459 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,353           Well, what about                    your-your book club         460 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,355    with your little wino friends?    461 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,858       Oh, I mostly just listen             to audiobooks in my car.       462 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,235         [Jackie]   We're coming              into people's living rooms.     463 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,655    We're their friends, you know?            It's a relationship.         464 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,116            I like hearing                   about the color story,        465 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,162    but what I really want to know     about is, what's Joanna's story?  466 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,414              -You know?                         -Right. Mm-hmm.           467 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,291                -Okay--                             -Action!               468 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,586          So... my story is,          469 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,379                  um,                 470 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,590           when I was a kid,          471 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,342               I had...               472 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:43,682           ...such a classic                 Midwestern upbringing.        473 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,767                 Hmm.                 474 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,978                 Okay.                475 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,149               [Jackie]                      I always prefer a lobster      476 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,069       claw clasp, not only because            of that oh-so-important       477 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,821          -security it offers...                       -Mom?                478 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,698       Can I get that bracelet?       479 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,700     It has a lobster claw clasp,     480 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,660          which is unheard of                 at this price point.         481 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,370         [Jackie]   ...fabulous                 earrings, and I thought,      482 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,247           "I'm gonna make this                     a great day."            483 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,458              upbeat music           484 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,460                                    485 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,046                [sighs]                            Oh, my God.             486 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,590              I love it!              487 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:20,052  So, this fridge gets emptied out          every night at 2 a.m.        488 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:23,180      So, as long as you get here          before then, you're golden.     489 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,806         Are you gonna finish                   that chicken leg?          490 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,393          Mmm. I think it...             I think it's mostly cartilage.    491 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,562      No, there's meat on there.      492 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,023               -Take it.                      -I can see it. Yeah.         493 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,067      Mmm. I love your bracelet,                   by the way.             494 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,027                 -Oh.                               -So cute.              495 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,738          Where'd you get it?         496 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,740                 Um...                497 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,410               [crying]                              Sorry.                498 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,913  What's the matter? Are you okay?  499 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,373           -Yeah. No, yeah.                           -Aw.                 500 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,375  -Here, you can have the chicken.                -No, it--              501 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,918    There's eight more in the back.  502 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,879              No, no, no.                  It's not that. It's, um...      503 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,298       you sold me this bracelet      504 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,593         when I was 13, and...        505 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:05,597      I was going through sort of          a hard time because, um...      506 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,392     Well, it doesn't matter why.     507 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,937    But I wear it every single day.  508 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,398               And, um,                     every time I look at it,       509 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,401     it just makes me feel better.    510 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,820        And it makes me feel...       511 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,613         like I have a friend.        512 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,824         And so, it's just...         513 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,867          pretty crazy for me                  to be sitting here          514 00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:29,830       with you right now, like,           you know, having a chicken.     515 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,291                 -Aw.                              -[sniffles]             516 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,626      Herringbone is so classic.      517 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:38,130         It really has an air                  of sophistication.          518 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,967           Oh, are you okay?          519 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,802         I just can't believe                you have that bracelet        520 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,804  after all these years, you know?  521 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,307           That's so sweet.           522 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,393      Marty would always tease me               about this place.          523 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,729       I could always tell that        he thought my job was so stupid.  524 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,731              [sniffles]              525 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:59,151    Will you pass me that chocolate       bunny holding a cell phone?     526 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,320           -I could just...                       -Oh, thanks.             527 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:04,823                [sighs]                             You know,              528 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,783         my astrologer told me        529 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,703    that my divorce will make space          for new connections.         530 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,165        So, maybe this is what         she was talking about, you know?  531 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,791       I'm so glad you're here.       532 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,836             Oh. Me, too.             533 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,380      This bunny actually tastes                     so bad.               534 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,382              I feel like                    it almost tastes dusty.       535 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,385           You are gonna be                    so great tomorrow.          536 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,680       What? They're giving out                  Academy Awards            537 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,349      for selling place mats now?     538 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,017              And I won?              539 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,478            -[lip-synching]                   - I've never felt so        540 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,646               Satisfied             541 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:40,609         I'm in love, I'm alive      542 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,861              Intoxicated            543 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,781      - I don't know if it's real                 - Ah, ah              544 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,449      [cell phone dings, buzzes]      545 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:51,286            But I like the way                    I feel inside            546 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,372               - You've                        - Got me feeling          547 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,208              - Emotions                          - Emotions             548 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,709      Why did my product change?      549 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,961            Uh, it happens.                   Two minutes to live!         550 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,546               -[sighs]                   -Hey, you're gonna be great.     551 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,632               -Really?                          -I'm not sure.            552 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,175     What? Are you being serious?     553 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,551     No! I'm-I'm kidding. Come on.    554 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,011         [indistinct chatter]         555 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,388              Okay. Okay.             556 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,847                [Beena]                     I'll feed you everything.      557 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,265               [Joanna]                    Okay. Thank you. Excuse me.     558 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,559                [sighs]                               Okay.                559 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,561               -Suzanne.                           -Uh, what?              560 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,022         -Oh, hi. I'm Joanna.                  -Ugh! Are you new?          561 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,566                -Yeah.                                -Ugh.                562 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:25,278              [groaning]              563 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,531        -[theme music playing]         -[female announcer]   Next on SVN,  564 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:31,243       an hour of fabulous products             to enhance your home.        565 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,869       Stay tuned for   A La Maison.     566 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,248         In five, four, three.        567 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,419              -[laughter]                           -I know.               568 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,421               -[sighs]                           -Okay, okay.             569 00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:45,257           Thank you so much                 for joining us tonight.       570 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,717  My name is Joanna Gold, and I am  571 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,928              truly thrilled                      to be here tonight         572 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,597         with the founder of the             GottaHaveIt Deep Sleep line.    573 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,850      Hello there, Suzanne DuNaysh.             How are you, my love?        574 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,018     -Eric Adams is on the phone.                     -Great.               575 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,562         So happy to be bringing                      this here.             576 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,689      Does he want ass or money?      577 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,274            I think money.            578 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,775     [Suzanne]   ...your very first                 ever broadcast?           579 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,277                 -No.                         -[Joanna]   It sure is.        580 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,112                -Copy.                         -I'm a little freshman       581 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,197        -at SVN High School, okay?                   -[laughing]             582 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:12,159      -And I'm-I'm happy to be here.                -[laughing]             583 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:16,121      So, we are starting it out               with item H-42383.          584 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,957        This is the GottaHaveIt              Deep Sleep Pillow Mist.       585 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,418     And, Suzanne, can you please          tell us about this product?     586 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,129  -Because I love it so very much.                -[sighs]               587 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,840          This is a fragrant                     pillow mist...            588 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,925                -Okay.                      -...specifically designed      589 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,179            by researchers               to prepare the body for sleep.    590 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,181    Okay, now, I love that so much.  591 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:36,600      That it's been developed in      a science way. How cool is that?  592 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,518     -[Suzanne]   Oh, it's perfect.            -It's so good, Joanna.        593 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,563           This is actually                 a limited-edition spritz.      594 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,690         And it's got so many                wonderful things in it.       595 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,318         It has got lavender,                it has got white musk,        596 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,111       -and it has got vetiver.                       -Mmm.                597 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,447            So, how dreamy                   does that combo sound?        598 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,282      -Are you dying to smell it?                  -I sure am.             599 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,327                 -Mm.                             -[sniffs] Mm.            600 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,287                 Mmm.                 601 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,457             You got to be                     fucking kidding me.         602 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,417       Okay, Joanna, you kind of       made a face like it smelled bad.  603 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,960      So, just don't do that again.    604 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,462               -So good.                            -So good.              605 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,255        Smells awesome, you guys!      606 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,633                -Awesome!               -[Allan] Uh, cut to the product.  607 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,135    [Beena]   Okay, uh, Joanna, this         is going really fucking south.  608 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,762        So, you need to talk now.      609 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:16,014      And I just, I-I really want               to tell you that           610 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,226     we're gonna have such a, uh,            great hour ahead of us.       611 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:22,354      We're gonna have fun, okay?           We're gonna have a blast.      612 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,689                [laughing]                     Well, thank you so much.      613 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:26,691            What a fun night.                  Now, keep it right here       614 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:29,152              for Foot Fancy                with Kikland Hubbard. Buh-bye.  615 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,530      -Thank you. See you next time.                 -[laughs]              616 00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,031                Clear!                617 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,783          Um, thanks so much                 for doing that with me.       618 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,117        That was a lot of fun.        619 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,203            You fucked me.            620 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,583                 -Hi.                           -Hey. Great job.           621 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,043               -[sighs]                  -Except for that face you made.  622 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,545       Patricia wants to see you                 in the morning.           623 00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:48,672                -Okay.                         -That's really bad.         624 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,132              -Good luck!                          -Thank you.             625 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,176           soft, gentle music        626 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,262                                    627 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,059         [indistinct chatter]         628 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,521      Washing her hair. Come on.               Where are you from?         629 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,897            -Oh, Patricia?                   -How old are you? Yes.        630 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,315         Patricia, she's here.        631 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,192            -[softly] Hey.                  -[Patricia] Okay, Darcy.       632 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,569          Show her the sales.         633 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:11,736          Go ahead, show her.         634 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:14,072       You know, it's difficult       635 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,865     to want to buy a pillow mist     636 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,993            when the person                selling it to you smells it     637 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,704       and then makes that face.      638 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,582    It's not that bad. Don't worry.  639 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:26,251      Look, um, I'm really sorry.     640 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,963      It's just, I was practicing         with the place mats all week.    641 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:33,049             So, you know,                 I-I'm just so sorry for...      642 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:36,344     Okay. I accept your apology.     643 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:39,306                -Okay.                          -But I'm curious.          644 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:41,683    How much is your apology worth?  645 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:44,352         Is it worth $78,000?         646 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,896        Because that's how much           pillow mist I've got sitting     647 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:51,318  in my warehouse taking up space,            kind of like you.          648 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,322       Can I just ask why I got           taken off Janeane by Janeane?    649 00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:56,656          Beth Ann wanted it.         650 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,869       Okay, I think we're done.      651 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,954        Okay, so should I just                   go back to my--           652 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,122             You're fired.            653 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:07,083        What?! Patty?! No, no.        654 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:10,629      Pat, come on. Can't we just           give her another chance?       655 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,465            I just gave her                 a big fat fucking chance,      656 00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:14,924         and she shit the bed.        657 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,801               [Jackie]                   Come on. She's got something.    658 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,053             You know it.             659 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,138        Now, Jackie... [scoffs]       660 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,891       ...you're back on Ageless                  as of today.             661 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:25,435     Beth Ann stays on place mats.    662 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,063         You're gonna fire me                  after one mistake?          663 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:29,564            I can do this!            664 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,983      I-I'm really good at this.                   Okay, look.             665 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,652       Just look. Okay, so, um,       666 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,445           here-here we have               a Deep Pillow Mist, and...      667 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,988             Mmm. Oh, mmm!            668 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,657           I just feel like              I'm in a babbling brook, and...  669 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,617     Isn't that so nice, Beth Ann?             Don't you just love         670 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,285            -how it smells?                     -[screaming] Go!           671 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,828               [Joanna]                      Oh, my God. I just feel       672 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,246            like a dewy...                like a dewy woman now, and...    673 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:47,040    It's nontoxic, so we get the...  674 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,458     We can just get a little sip.    675 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,709                -Okay.                              -Joanna?               676 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,252               -Joanna?                    -[groans] That is so good.      677 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,171            It just does...                That tastes like not crap.      678 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,756           -[Darcy] Joanna.                 -I love it so much, I'm--      679 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,341           -[Darcy] Joanna.                     -[Patricia] Damn!          680 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:59,552              Honey, no.              681 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:07,852               Patricia.              682 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,438                Please.               683 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,524       I could be a great host.       684 00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:15,026          I could be a star.          685 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:18,655             So, what did                   the Basquiat people say?       686 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,281         [Darcy] Well, Elon is            bidding higher, but you know     687 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,825     -he wouldn't even hang it up.                 -I'm sorry.             688 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,993           -[Patricia] Elon.             -That's just what's happening.    689 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,453          -I'm doing my best.            -Jesus, what is wrong with you?  690 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,830       -It won't handle itself.                -[Darcy] I'm on it.         691 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:27,872       You know I'm calling them                every other hour.          692 00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,583            I have cancer!            693 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,545           Oh, my God. What?          694 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,798           That's right. Um,          695 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,969      I had it when I was a kid,                  and she back.            696 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,304    Oh, I just found out recently,    697 00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,432           and I didn't want                     to tell you all           698 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,766         because I didn't want                   to burden you.            699 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:51,062         So, sorry I messed up                     last night.             700 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,064              But I guess                     I've got a couple of,        701 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:56,526     two, three things on my mind.                 All right?              702 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,904                [sighs]                             Patricia,              703 00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:03,366     you wanted to know my story.     704 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:06,995          You wanted to know                  what I'm selling you.        705 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,748       What's my deal? [grunts]       706 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:15,086    Well, I have an answer for you:  707 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,756            I'm a survivor.           708 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:22,302       And I know that obstacles             just make us stronger.        709 00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,889         They make us better.         710 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:30,226        They make us appreciate                the little things,          711 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,437             the details.             712 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:35,940            -Keep talking.                -[Joanna]   Like this beautiful    713 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:39,652           cross-stitch hem,                  and this bow, which,         714 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:42,322      I feel like it almost has,           like, a '50s quality to it.     715 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:46,117       And, you know, as someone             who's battling cancer,        716 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,827           I'm telling you,           717 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,246         we're all going through                      something.             718 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,208       And we all deserve a garment                   that says,             719 00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,210              "Here I am,             720 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:58,630        and not only am I going                    to be okay;             721 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:01,633        I'm gonna be fabulous."       722 00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:04,552   "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over"             by Lenny Kravitz          723 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,638                                    724 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,787              Here we are            725 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,832             Still together          726 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:36,334               We are one            727 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:44,050          So much time wasted        728 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:48,012        Playing games with love      729 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:53,351        So many tears I've cried     730 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:56,396          So much pain inside        731 00:30:56,437 --> 00:31:01,317         But, baby, it ain't over                 till it's over           732 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,530       So many years we've tried     733 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:08,324         To keep our love alive      734 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,911         But, baby, it ain't over                 till it's over           89970

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