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OK, Joey. Jsi p�ipraven
na sv�j velk� v�stup?
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P�ipraven. A nalad�n!
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Projd�me si to je�t�
jednou.
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P�jde na tebe
s loveck�m no�em.
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Usko�� doleva,
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odraz� jeho
ruku doprava,
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ude�� ho p�st�
do obli�eje,
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a slo�� ho na zna�ku
na zemi, ch�pe� v�e?
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Jasn�, jdem na to!
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OK, v�ichni,
p�ipravte se!
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Hej...
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Ty jsi ta mask�rka.
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Ta ve�e�e st�le
plat�, �e?
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Joey And The Stuntman
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Titulky vytvo�il
Kybloid
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Drobnou korekturu
provedl Gambit
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Enjoey it
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Nazdar, k�mo,
to je dost, �e jde�.
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- Nazdar. Oh, d�k.
- Dob�e.
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- D�k za svezen�, Miku.
- Jasn�.
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Hele, budu se tady zdr�ovat
do t� doby ne� donesou sn�dani.
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Ale cestou sem jsem
ti u� sn�dani koupil.
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A j� �ekl, �e d�kuji.
Co ti vad�?
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Sakra, jde sem
ta dohl�itelka nad sc�n��em.
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St�le je mi v pat�ch a kontroluje,
zda ��k�m v�e podle sc�n��e.
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Nesn��m ji.
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Je docela z�bavn�.
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Onehdy �ekla jeden
dost dobr� vtip.
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Nepamatuju si detaily,
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ale bylo to n�co
o tom, �e jsi blbej.
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Jo, ten byl dost dobr�.
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Tady jsi, je na�ase
si zahr�t hru s jm�nem:
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"Kolik v�t si Joey pamatuje".
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V� ty co, pro� nejde�
otravovat n�koho jin�ho?
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Dal�� sc�nu zn�m
slovo od slova.
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- Opravdu?
- Jo.
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Tak si to poslechn�me.
Jak� je prvn� v�ta?
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OK, dob�e.
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- J�...
- My..
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- pro��v�me...
- jsme pro��vali...
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- n�jak�...
- n�co...
- N�co!
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My jsme pro��vali n�co p�kn�ho...
Ne. Super.
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- Chci ��ct...
- N�dhern�ho.
- N�dhern�ho.
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My jsme pro��vali n�co
n�dhern�ho a� do Valent�na.
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V�noc?
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Velikonoc?
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Co to tedy je?!
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My jsme pro��vali n�co n�dhern�ho
a� do dne, kdy n�m unesli syna.
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Jasn�, m�m to!
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OK, tak jsem zapomn�l p�r slov.
Nebu� takov� pedant, Ally.
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- Abby!
- Kdy� mysl�!
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Nazdar, Joey, jakto�e
jsi tu d��v ne� j�?
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J� nejsem Joey, j� jsem Chuck.
Jeho dabl�r.
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Nazdar! J� jsem Zach.
Zaji��uji dod�vky.
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Posly�, cokoliv ud�l�,
tak se dr� od rostb�fu.
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- Oh, pro�, je zka�en�?
- Ne, j� ho chci.
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Nazdar, Zachu.
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Hele, nos�me stejn�...
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To u� m� vyrazili?
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Ne, ne, Joey. J� jsem Chuck,
tv�j dabl�r.
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- Oh.
- Nazdar.
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Aby jsi v�d�l,
v�e bych r�d d�lal osobn�,
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ale necht�ji zni�it
tohle zbo��.
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Ch�pe�? Tak�e...
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Ne, ne, to je proto,
�e jsi zml�til mask�rku.
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Sna��m se vypadat dob�e p�ed
sv�m dabl�rem.
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Nicm�n�, uh, v�, �e se bl��
nat��en� sc�ny s velkou bitkou, �e?
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Mohl bych si prohl�dnou
zp�sob, jak p�ij�m� r�nu?
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- Jist�.
- Dob�e.
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Hej, po�kat, v�m,
co by bylo je�t� lep��.
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Vid�t, jak p�ij�m� r�nu ty.
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Pak by se mohl nau�it
reagovat jako ty.
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To je skv�l� n�pad!
Dob�e Chucku, ude� m�.
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- Ude� ho, Chucku.
- Po��dn�.
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Oh-ho!
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Oh, zlomil jsi mi b��ko.
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Zapamatoval jsi si to tvr��ku?
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Posly�, Joey,
nevadilo by ti
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kdybych t� n�jakou
dobu sledoval,
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abych se nau�il
tv� pohyby a gestikulace?
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Jist�.
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M�l by jsi m� sledovat
i v m�m ka�dodenn�m �ivot�.
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Jasn�.
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00:04:05,054 --> 00:04:08,975
Uvid�, jak j�m, jak chod�m.
Jak tancuji, no tak.
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Jestli �ek� na pozv�n�,
tak to se nestane.
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Proto�e my tan��me
a tan��me.
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Oh, jasn�...
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Tak�e Joey, Bobbie dnes
telefonovali z US Magaz�nu.
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Otisknou fotku tebe
ve spole�nosti n�jak� sle�ny.
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Cht�li by od tebe prohl�en�
o v�nosti va�eho vztahu.
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Jen sex.
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Vypad� to, �e nez�le��
jak� magaz�n vyberu,
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tak je tam fotka tebe z n�jakou flundrou,
kter� to t�m�� nevysko�� v�st�ihu.
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Ve skute�nosti, Alex,
na t� fotce m� oble�en� svetr.
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Oh, j� jsem flundra! Oh!
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Jo, je to fotka v�s dvou
p�ed obchodem s potravinami.
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Pr� si mysl�,
�e je to v�n� vztah.
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Oh...
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To je dost vtipn�, �e si to mysl�,
proto�e j� bych si tohle nikdy nemyslela.
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Ani na chvili�ku.
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Tak�e jak jsem �ekla, cht�li by kr�tk�
vysv�tlen� o povaze va�eho vztahu.
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Huh, p�em��l�m nad t�m,
co bychom m�li ��ct.
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Oh! Co takhle, aby to z�stalo v duchu
obchodu s potravinami: "Nakoupil jen jednou".
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Ne, nechci aby si tohle �etli lidi.
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OK, tak co chce� ty napsat?
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Chci ��ct, �e budu akceptovat cokoliv.
Jak� chce�, aby n� vztah byl?
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Um... no... mysl�m... h�d�m,
�e o tom budu muset pop�em��let.
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OK, pop�em��lej o tom
a pak to �ekni Gin�.
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�ekni cokoliv chce�,
je to tv�ch 15 minut sl�vy.
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OK.
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Jsem zv�dav�, jestli n�s nazvou
"Bennifer."
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Pro� by to d�lali?
Na�e jm�na nejsou Ben a Jennifer.
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Oh, tak tohle to znamen�!
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Nazdar, kam jde�?
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- M�m rande.
- Helemese.
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Jedu na t�ru do ka�on�
s holkou.
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Jasn�! Oh, hele, je to ta tlust�
holka z bytu ��slo 12?
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Ve skute�nosti je to n�kdo, koho jsem
dneska potkal u tebe p�i nat��en�.
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Jo! Oh, je to ta tlust�
holka od rekvizit���...
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Nen� to tlust� holka!
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Ahoj, Joey.
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Nemus� m� otravovat
u� i doma.
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Svoje repliky
se nau��m.
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Hr�za!
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Co to d�l�?
To je moje rande.
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- Co�...? Ally?
- Abby.
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- Neza��nej s t�m.
- Co�e?
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Ne, ne, s n� chodit nem��e�,
je to �ist� zlo.
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Jak se to stalo?
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Narazil jsem na ni
p�ed tv�m p��v�sem.
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Prohodili jsme p�r v�t
a j� ji pozval na rande.
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Nevid� o co se sna��?
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Nesta�� ji, �e m� zesm��uje v pr�ci,
tak potkala m�ho synovce
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a spat�ila svou p��le�itost
zavrtat se je�t� hloub�ji,
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p��mo do m�ho domova
a zni�it m� zevnit�.
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Nebo si prost� mysl�,
�e jsem v pohod�.
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Ale no tak,
dr�me se reality...
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Oh, padej mi z cesty!
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Nazdar, Gino, �pln� vy�iluji
z t� v�ci s US magaz�nem.
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Je Joey tady?
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Ne, je naho�e se sv�m dabl�rem.
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Po cel� bo�� den si rozb�jej�
fale�n� fla�ky o hlavy.
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Nev�m, co m�m ��ct
o na�em vztahu.
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Jestli �eknu cokoliv
o romanci,
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tak si bude myslet,
�e k n�mu n�co c�t�m.
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Ale pak jestli �eknu,
�e jsme p��tel�,
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tak budeme dosmrti ozna�eni
jako "kamo�i"
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a mo�n� chci, aby si myslel,
�e m��eme b�t n�co v�c.
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Mo�n� bych mohla ��ct
"�ensk� spole�nost".
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Oh, ne. "P��telkyn� k zul�b�n�."
Ooh! "P��telsk� rande"?
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Alex, jsi to ty?
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Ne, Joey, jsem
tady jen j�.
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Jdu dol� a �ekni, jestli
vypad�m opravdu jako j�.
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Whoa.
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No?
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Dob�e, Chucku,
no tak, zvedni se.
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Je�t� m�me co zlep�ovat.
Tady, posa� se.
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Pokud Joey pad�,
tak si nechr�n� obli�ej rukama.
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P�istane p��mo na hlav�.
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00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:10,379
OK? Se solidn�m bum-b�c.
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00:08:12,849 --> 00:08:14,424
OK, ale-ale to nem��e� d�lat,
rozbije� si hlavu.
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00:08:14,704 --> 00:08:18,276
Ne, ne, jsi chr�n�n�
sv�m mozkem.
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OK, tak�e chce� abych
je�t� jednou spadl ze schod�?
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00:08:24,118 --> 00:08:26,169
Je to v po��dku, �e d�l�
kaskad�rsk� kousky ve voln�m �ase?
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Nechci p�ekro�it
m�ru �nosnosti.
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Joey, jsi hv�zda filmu.
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Jsem tady, abych ti slou�il...
�eknu ti, a� p�ekro�� m�ru.
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OK, skv�le.
Nen� tamto tvoje?
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Tohle jsi ne�ekal, �e jo?
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00:08:38,876 --> 00:08:41,075
Ten se ti povedl.
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00:08:44,836 --> 00:08:46,360
V t� restauraci
se mi l�bilo
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M�li bychom si obstarat p�r t�ch
kee-no-uh a p�ipravit si je sami.
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Oh, to je sladk�, je to quinoa.
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Miluju, kdy� m� opravuje�.
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Oh, stop, pokud pol�b� Abby,
tak se z toho zbleju.
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Oh, nazdar, Abby,
nevid�l jsem t�.
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Nazdar, Joey, p�ekvapuje m�,
�e tady nejsi s n�jakou prostoduchou here�kou,
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kterou jsi svedl,
aby se s tebou vyspala.
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No, nejsem, proto�e ode�la
p�ed hodinou.
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Sko��m si na z�chod.
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Je to... p�esn� vlevo t�mhle.
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- Co to d�l�?
- Br�n�m sebe.
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Opravdu se mi Abby l�b�.
OK? Opravdu.
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A ocenil bych, kdyby
jsi se sna�il s n� vyj�t.
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- Ale...
- No tak, je to d�le�it�.
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Zajdu za Alex a zjist�m
jestli nem� n�jak� v�no.
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Prost� se s n� minutku bav.
U� kv�li mn�.
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Dob�e.
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Posly�, ob�ma n�m
jde o Michaelovo �t�st�, �e?
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Tak�e h�d�m,
�e mu dlu��me,
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aspo� se pokusit
a m�t civilizovanou konverzaci.
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F�rov�.
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O �em chce� mluvit?
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- O sou�asn�ch ud�lostech?
- Ne.
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00:10:02,386 --> 00:10:02,818
Um�n�?
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- Poezii?
- Ah... ah, OK.
197
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Napsal jsem jednou b�se�.
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Byl jednou jeden
mu� jm�nem Blenis...
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00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,449
Oh, m�j Bo�e!
200
00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:15,807
OK, jak se ti l�b�
pr�ce na filmu?
201
00:10:16,424 --> 00:10:18,095
Je to sranda, m�l by jsi
to n�kdy taky zkusit.
202
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:19,836
Co je tv�j probl�m?
203
00:10:20,148 --> 00:10:21,437
Prost� jsi v�echno
co nen�vid�m.
204
00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,859
Jsi l�n�, namy�len�
a bezduch�
205
00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:27,271
a mysl� si, �e propluje� �ivotem
jen d�ky sv� kr�se a �armu.
206
00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:29,199
J� si zase mysl�m,
�e jsi ne��astn�.
207
00:10:29,477 --> 00:10:33,493
A tv�m jedin�m c�lem je kazit
v�em okolo �ivot, aby jim bylo stejn�.
208
00:10:33,739 --> 00:10:36,106
Mysl�m, �e jsi cht�l ��ct,
"aby j�m bylo stejn�."
209
00:10:36,384 --> 00:10:39,288
Ne, mysl�m... mysl�m,
�e jsem cht�l ��ct......
210
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,872
Padej z m�ho bejv�ku!
211
00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:47,506
- Hej... kde je Abby?
- Vyhodil jsem ji.
212
00:10:48,187 --> 00:10:48,622
Co�e?
213
00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:50,317
Promi�... vyhodil jsem j�.
214
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:57,614
Dobr� ranko, k�mo.
215
00:10:58,016 --> 00:11:02,251
Vole, ty tady bydl�?
216
00:11:04,044 --> 00:11:05,874
Ne, jen tady p�esp�v�m.
217
00:11:07,387 --> 00:11:10,386
Naj�m se tu, ob�as
si sem p�ivedu rande...
218
00:11:10,663 --> 00:11:12,114
Nen� to tak, �e bych
sem dost�val po�tu.
219
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,287
S k�m bych si m�l promluvit,
abych sem mohl dost�vat po�tu?
220
00:11:18,097 --> 00:11:19,482
Tak jsem zrovna mluvil s Abby.
221
00:11:19,668 --> 00:11:21,812
Pro� jsi se j� neomluvil?
222
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,013
Naposledy, omlouvat
se j� nebudu.
223
00:11:24,244 --> 00:11:26,264
Byla v m�m byt�
a ur�ela m�.
224
00:11:26,662 --> 00:11:28,176
OK, je to jako kdybych
si j� p�ivedl n�koho...
225
00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:29,617
koho nen�vid�?
226
00:11:30,484 --> 00:11:32,690
Dorothy Wheeland, prod�kanku
na�eho odd�len� Aplikovan� matematiky.
227
00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:34,492
Hotovo, ji nikdy na rande nepozvu.
228
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:36,863
Nen� to n�jak�
super ko�ka, �e?
229
00:11:38,037 --> 00:11:39,106
Joey, nech�pe� to.
230
00:11:39,227 --> 00:11:41,597
Potkal jsem holku,
kter� se mi l�b� a j� j�.
231
00:11:41,749 --> 00:11:44,370
Tob� se to mo�n� d�je st�le,
ale mn� ne.
232
00:11:44,617 --> 00:11:45,874
Nechci, aby se n�m
to pokazilo.
233
00:11:46,087 --> 00:11:48,361
Nedok�u s tou �enou
mluvit, ch�pe�?
234
00:11:48,515 --> 00:11:51,548
Te� v�n�, ta Dorothy Wheeland,
nem��u ji dostat z hlavy.
235
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,437
Same, zahr�l jsem v�e,
co jsi cht�l m�t ve v�erej�� sc�n�?
236
00:11:58,654 --> 00:12:01,275
Jo, jen jsem se p�i�el
ujistit, �e m� v�echno pohodl�.
237
00:12:01,491 --> 00:12:02,936
Ale, uh, jsi v pohod�?
238
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,801
Jo, je to slo�it�,
m�m jeden probl�m
239
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:09,368
s dohl�itelkou na sc�n��e.
Je to osobn�.
240
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:10,681
T�m u� se nezab�vej.
241
00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:13,009
Jsi jedna z hv�zd tohoto
sn�mku, promluv�m s Abby.
242
00:12:13,195 --> 00:12:14,771
Jasn�, postar� se o to.
243
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,686
A s k�m si m�m promluvit,
aby se sem nainstalovalo HBO?
244
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,794
Rozhodla jsem se,
co �eknu magaz�nu.
245
00:12:22,979 --> 00:12:23,853
Co mysl�?
246
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:28,849
"Prchav� vztah mezi
Joeym Tribbianim
247
00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,420
a Alex Garrett
je t�k� vysv�tlit.
248
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,268
Nicm�n�, existuje
francouzsk� slov��ko..."
249
00:12:33,455 --> 00:12:34,520
Co to ksakru je?!
250
00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:38,227
Nev�m, je to nemo�n�.
�ekni Joeymu a� to ud�l� on.
251
00:12:40,783 --> 00:12:43,850
- Kde je Michael?
- Mrzut� ve sv�m pokoji.
252
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:46,247
Michaeli!
253
00:12:47,228 --> 00:12:49,338
No tak, jak dlouho
bude� na mn� je�t� na�tvan�?
254
00:12:50,759 --> 00:12:53,504
Oh, poj� rychle ven! Venku se zrovna
p�evrhlo auto s n�kladem Fyziky.
255
00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:54,659
Fyzika se tu v�l�
v�ude kolem.
256
00:12:57,780 --> 00:13:00,207
Nev���m, �e m� ty nervy
mluvit se mnou po tom, cos vyrazil Abby.
257
00:13:00,794 --> 00:13:01,896
Co�e?
258
00:13:02,235 --> 00:13:03,839
�ekla mi, �e ji re�is�r vyrazil,
259
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:05,189
proto�e hv�zda
s n� m�la probl�my.
260
00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:07,475
Oh, Michael, to jsem netu�il.
261
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,026
D�ky tob� te� nem�
pr�ci a ��dn� v�d�lek.
262
00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:11,403
Co m� te� podle tebe d�lat?
263
00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:14,585
Mohla by se nast�hoval do Joeyho p��v�su,
pokud ale bude platit polovinu kabelovky.
264
00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:17,566
A t�e�inkou na dortu je,
265
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:20,150
�e se se mnou roze�la,
proto�e ji nen�vid�.
266
00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:21,494
D�k moc, Joey.
267
00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:23,070
Michaeli!
268
00:13:28,109 --> 00:13:28,450
D�k.
269
00:13:29,129 --> 00:13:29,784
Ahoj.
270
00:13:30,214 --> 00:13:31,821
Joey, co se d�je?
271
00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:36,654
Poslal jsi sv�ho dabl�ra,
aby mi tady podepsal smlouvy.
272
00:13:36,992 --> 00:13:42,625
Co�e? Ne, ne, byl jsem tam,
byla jsi opil�,
273
00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:44,890
�vala jsi ur�ky
a m�la naruby bl�zu.
274
00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:47,909
No tak, te� jen h�d�
a dob�e to v�.
275
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,551
Ten chl�pek d�l� cokoliv,
co chce�
276
00:13:52,796 --> 00:13:55,449
proto�e ty jsi hv�zda
a on nechce ztratit svou pr�ci.
277
00:13:55,790 --> 00:14:00,155
Je pravda, �e jsi ho donutil
p�ejet d�lnici na skateboardu?
278
00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:03,970
Zn� to pov�dom�...
279
00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:07,756
Z toho by mohla
b�t �aloba.
280
00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,621
Nem��e� tak jednat
se zam�stnancem.
281
00:14:11,082 --> 00:14:13,484
Pokud bude� s nimi
jednat laskav� a s respektem,
282
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:16,222
tak ti to oplat�
nehynouc� loajalitou.
283
00:14:17,306 --> 00:14:18,403
M�m pravdu, �e Gino?
284
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,001
Gino?
285
00:14:22,951 --> 00:14:24,082
Kam zmizela ta mrcha?
286
00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:33,732
Nazdar, Chucku, d�k,
�e jsi sem p�i�el.
287
00:14:33,949 --> 00:14:36,032
Co pro tebe m��u ud�lat?
288
00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,678
Ne, nic, jsem tady,
abych se ti omluvil.
289
00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:40,304
Zneu��val jsem sv� moci.
290
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:43,697
Nem�l jsem ti v�echny ty v�ci na�izovat
jen proto, �e jsem hv�zda filmu.
291
00:14:43,912 --> 00:14:46,309
D�k, cen�m si toho.
292
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:49,813
Oh, a m�m pro tebe d�rek.
293
00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:51,316
No, d�me si skleni�ku.
294
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,169
Je to hezk�,
ale opravdu, j� nem��u.
295
00:14:53,388 --> 00:14:55,308
Z�tra mus�m nato�it
tu sc�nu s velk�m skokem.
296
00:14:55,492 --> 00:14:56,782
- Ah, no tak.
- J� nem��u.
297
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:59,641
No tak, Chucku, hv�zda filmu
ti koupila lahev skotsk�,
298
00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:01,442
mo�n� by jsi se s n� m�l nap�t.
299
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:03,615
- Dob�e.
- Huh?
300
00:15:04,078 --> 00:15:04,828
- Jo.
- OK.
301
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,749
- Jo?
- Skv�l�.
302
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,506
Ani nev�m, pro�
jsem s pit�m v�bec skon�il.
303
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,353
- Po�ka...
- Uh, co�e?
304
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,855
15 dlouh�ch let.
305
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,556
Chyb�la jsi mi.
306
00:15:33,451 --> 00:15:35,324
No tak, Chucku,
poj� dol�.
307
00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:37,709
Tohle bude ten nejvy��� skok,
kter� jsem kdy ud�lal.
308
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,541
A uk�e to m� ex-man�elce,
�e nejsem ztroskotanec.
309
00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:43,113
Mysl�m, �e opravdu sko��.
310
00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:44,492
Sakra, mus�me n�co ud�lat.
311
00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:47,167
Boj�m se, modl�m se,
aby p�ist�l na hlav�.
312
00:15:48,652 --> 00:15:54,392
Sly�el jsi bum-b�c?
313
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,389
Joey, co tady d�l�?
314
00:16:04,822 --> 00:16:06,017
Promi�, �e je to tak pozd�.
315
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,633
Musel jsem vz�t p��tele
do nemocnice, ale bude v po��dku.
316
00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:11,927
To je snad ten nejlep�� p��b�h,
kter� jsem kdy sly�ela.
317
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:14,441
- M��u d�l?
- Jasn�.
318
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,556
Hele! Jackie Chan!
319
00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:25,066
V�d�l jsem, �e mus�me m�t
n�co spole�n�ho.
320
00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:35,287
Chci aby jsi v�d�la,
�e jsem si promluvil s re�is�rem,
321
00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:36,664
a dostala
jsi svou pr�ci zp�t.
322
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,310
V ��dn�m p��pad�
jsem necht�l, aby t� vyrazili.
323
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:44,080
Oh, OK, d�ky.
324
00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:47,281
Chce� se posadit?
325
00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:48,959
Oh, jist�.
326
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,548
Tak�e mezi n�mi dobr�?
327
00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:55,501
M� zp�t svou pr�ci,
tak�e m��e� zase randit s Michaelem?
328
00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:56,840
Oh, to nep�jde.
329
00:16:57,397 --> 00:16:59,828
Nikdy bych nemohla randit s n�k�m,
kdo bydl� s mu�em, kter� m� nen�vid�.
330
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,041
Ale to nen� pravda.
331
00:17:01,349 --> 00:17:03,084
Tak pro� m�me
v pr�ci tolik rozep��?
332
00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:04,746
Pro� se st�le h�d�me?
333
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,521
Pro� si vy�iloval,
�e jsem za�ala randit s Michaelem?
334
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,100
- J�...
- Oh, Bo�e...
335
00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:14,737
Je to proto,
�e ke mn� chov� city, �e?
336
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:19,761
Je to kv�li �emu?
337
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,860
Proto jsi kazil
v�echny svoje repliky.
338
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,707
Aby jsi m�l d�vod
se mnou mluvit.
339
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:28,974
Whoa, whoa, OK.
Po�kej chv�li.
340
00:17:30,365 --> 00:17:32,765
OK, pokud ke mn� chov�
n�jak� city, tak to n�jak vy�e��me,
341
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,493
ale pokud m� prost�
nen�v�d�, tak na to zapome�.
342
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:38,992
Uh, dob�e.
343
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:42,584
Pokud p�izn�m,
�e k tob� cosi c�t�m,
344
00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:45,578
tak za�ne� zase
chodit s Michaelem?
345
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:46,949
Nevid�m d�vod, pro� ne.
346
00:17:47,471 --> 00:17:49,840
A to je jedin� vysv�tlen�,
kter� ti d�v� smysl?
347
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:51,709
Jo.
348
00:17:56,446 --> 00:17:57,453
Abby...
349
00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:01,974
Chci si s tebou vyj...
350
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,010
J� to v�d�la.
351
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:06,063
Posly�.
352
00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:08,531
Nechci t� v pr�ci p��li�
vzru�ovat a zneklid�ovat,
353
00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:12,634
tak�e by jsi mi mo�n� mohl ��ct,
co na mn� shled�v� tak atraktivn�ho
354
00:18:12,948 --> 00:18:16,264
a j� bych se to mohla
pokusit trochu uti�it.
355
00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:23,602
Dob�e...
356
00:18:24,032 --> 00:18:24,562
J� v�m.
357
00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:33,622
M� na v�echno n�zor
a to je opravdu sexy.
358
00:18:37,238 --> 00:18:39,603
A, uh, von� jako...
359
00:18:40,342 --> 00:18:45,788
d�evo nas�kl� vodou.
360
00:18:47,147 --> 00:18:47,959
Nikdy se to nestane.
361
00:18:55,657 --> 00:18:57,072
Jsi zp�t v pr�ci.
362
00:18:57,629 --> 00:18:59,392
Oh, jsem tak r�d,
�e jsi v po��dku.
363
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:03,712
Uh, u� m��e� d�t
ruku dol�.
364
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:06,286
Ne, nem��u,
je v s�d�e.
365
00:19:07,554 --> 00:19:09,697
Zlomil jsem si ruku, Joey.
Dal jsi mi alkohol.
366
00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:11,165
Te� u� nem��u d�lat
kaskad�rsk� kousky, OK?
367
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,363
A a� to zjist�,
tak m� vyraz�.
368
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:14,774
A n�sledn� mi poji��ovna
zru�� moji pojistku.
369
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,684
Chlape, OK...
370
00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:17,710
Uh, uh...
371
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:22,257
Oh, uh, OK. Mo�n� nebude�
muset d�lat kaskad�rsk� kousky.
372
00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:25,983
Mus�m se odtud dostat.
373
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,521
Tohle m�sto
co nevid�t vybuchne.
374
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,877
To��me d�l, a� p�ijde kaskad�r.
375
00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:34,715
OK, prohod�m se s Chuckem.
376
00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:41,871
A tady u� jde.
377
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:49,637
Jak se vede? Jsem Chuck.
378
00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:52,251
Na co to v�echno je?
379
00:19:52,532 --> 00:19:54,073
No tak, Chucku, v� co to je?
380
00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:56,306
Nem��eme t� z�palit
bez ho�lav�ho n�t�ru.
381
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:59,962
A... akce!
382
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:17,800
Dok�zal jsem to!
Jsem �iv�!
383
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:19,600
Dob�e, pokra�ujte!
384
00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:21,802
Te� p�ib�hne gang
a vyml�t� z n�ho du�i.
385
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,260
Po��dn� do n�j.
Je to Chuck, ten to pobere.
386
00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:41,646
Nazdar, Alex, m�m v�tisk
US Magaz�nu s na�� fotkou.
387
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:42,433
Sleduj.
388
00:20:42,654 --> 00:20:44,763
Gina mi ne�ekla,
co jsi jim ne�ekl.
389
00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:46,618
Tak co jsi jim �ekl?
390
00:20:46,898 --> 00:20:48,216
Nejsp� jen to, �e jsme p��tel�
nebo n�co takov�ho.
391
00:20:48,401 --> 00:20:51,246
Ne, ne, p�eci nechce� m�t
v magaz�nu fotku, kter� ��k� jen
392
00:20:51,427 --> 00:20:52,432
"Joey a kamar�dka."
393
00:20:52,742 --> 00:20:56,596
Ne, �ekl jsem jim
"nezn�m� sexy doprovod."
394
00:20:57,184 --> 00:20:59,472
Oh, OK, to beru...
395
00:20:59,749 --> 00:21:02,385
- Kde je ta fotka?
- Uh...
396
00:21:02,757 --> 00:21:06,801
Oh, ne, to nen�
ta spr�vn� fotka.
397
00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,897
Co�e, tohle vzali na place?
398
00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:12,510
To jsi ty a Michaelova
p��telkyn�?
399
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,660
Oh, Joey...
400
00:21:17,082 --> 00:21:18,626
Mo�n� jsem sexy,
401
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:21,205
ale nikdy bych
ti ned�lala doprovod.
402
00:21:23,071 --> 00:21:25,191
Tady m� telefonn� ��slo
Dorothy Wheeland.
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