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All right. Now, the second place award
for scholastic achievement
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goes to
Rocky Blue.
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Yeah! Go, rock!
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Thank you very much.
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First place goes to Candy Cho.
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Whoo.
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Thank you, I love you.
Go bulldogs!
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Go bulldogs.
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And now, the second place
award for physical fitness
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goes to
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Rocky Blue.
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Yeah! Go, rock!
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Yeah, second place again.
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Well, whoop-de-doo.
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Indeed. Whoop-de-doo.
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The first place goes to.
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Candy Cho.
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Thank you, I love you.
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Go bulldogs!
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Wow. (Clears throat)
Now, our final award of the day,
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the coveted community service award,
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goes to the student who has
tirelessly dedicated their time
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to bettering our community.
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But first, the runner up, Rocky Blue.
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Go, Rocky! Yeah!
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Seriously? Second place?
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On Thanksgiving I personally
cooked 300 turkeys.
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My hands still smell like giblets.
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I helped build four houses
for habitat for humanity.
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They only needed two! Michelle Obama
hugged me on the local news.
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That must be exciting.
Thank you.
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Now, the first place goes to...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it.
Candy Cho. Go bulldogs!
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♪ Everybody, everybody,get out on the floor
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♪ it can get a little crazywhen the kick hits the 4
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♪ make a scene, make a scene,nobody can ignore
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♪ don't knock it till you rock itwe can't take it no more
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♪ bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ dust yourself offshake it up, shake it up
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♪ dj set it off,take it up a notch
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♪ all together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ sh-sh-sh-shake it upyou got to change it up
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♪ and when you've had enoughsh-sh-sh-shake it up
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♪ bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ all together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ shake it up ♪
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What is wrong with you?
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You know why these ribbons are red?
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Because red means, "stop!
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"You're never going to be
as good as candy stinkin' cho."
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Oh, look.
It's gunther and Tinka.
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Ooh, we are cool
because we have our names on our shirts.
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She is mocking our accent.
So original.
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It doesn't bother us. Imitation
is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Imitation is
the sincerest form of flattery.
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Ha, ha, water off a duck's butt.
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Ha, ha, water off a duck's butt.
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Seriously, we are not upset.
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Seriously, we are not upset.
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Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
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You two are driving me crazy!
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That was a good one.
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I mean, you're right.
She's awful.
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Ooh, that girl steams my clams.
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Because you let her.
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Don't give her that power, Rocky.
It just takes away from our time
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where we talk about my problems.
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♪ Ready? Okay!
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♪ I'm Randy.♪ I'm candy.
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♪ We're in the talent show
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♪ the same show we've wonthree years in a row
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♪ telephone!♪ hello?
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♪ Here's what we know
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♪ you're the worstyou'll be the first to have to go
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♪ hang up nowbye
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♪ bye
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♪ bye, buh-bye ♪
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- Whoo! (Giggles)
- Go bulldogs!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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You are not competing against her.
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Yes, I am. Come on, I have
to beat her just once.
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No, you don't, Rocky.
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You're a dancer
on shake it up Chicago.
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You already won.
You already got first place.
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Let's go out and buy you
a ribbon. Yay, Rocky!
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You're right, I'm not going
to compete against her.
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Good for you.
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We're going to compete against her.
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Well, at least I'll finally have a shot
at getting second place at something.
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I'll get it!
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Looks like I won.
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- Who is it?
- Deuce.
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Deuce who?
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How many deuces do you know?
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I will ask the questions!
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Just open the door.
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- Hey, what's up?
- What's up, man?
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Rocky and Cece here?
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Why? Do you love them?
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Ooooh!
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How much candy did you give him?
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I need to talk to them
about the talent show.
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Dude, talent shows are totally lame.
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The only thing worse
than the talent is the emcee.
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I wonder what brainless fool got stuck
with that idiotic job this year.
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That would be me.
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Hey, good for you!
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Really? Talent shows don't seem
like your kind of thing.
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Why not?
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It has the word "talent" in it.
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Come on.
It's our time to rehearse.
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How much longer are they going to be?
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Gunther, Tinka, hurry it up!
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We still have the stage
for five more minutes.
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Don't get your panties in your lunch!
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Good evening, ladies, gentlemen and babies.
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I am gunther.
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And I am Tinka.
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And we are...
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The hessenheffers!
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We will now sing you the most popular
holiday song from our country.
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♪ I'm getting a goatfor christmas
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♪ he has hoovesand a furry white face
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♪ he'll sleep in my bedwhile I kiss his head
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♪ I'm getting a goatfor christmas
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♪ nah, nah, nah!
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♪ Well, I gota goat for christmas
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♪ he didn't work out very well
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♪ he kicked papa in the headand he pooped in the bed
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♪ now I'm eatinga goat for christmas
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♪ nah, nah, nah! ♪
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well, isn't it great?
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♪ Nah, nah, nah! ♪
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oh, that was priceless.
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Meaning nobody would pay to see it.
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I feel like you owe us $10.
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If you're done humiliating yourselves
and anyone within earshot,
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our group is waiting to practice.
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Go bulldogs!
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Did you see that?
There's six of them.
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Six always beats two.
That's basic math,
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which I took second place to candy.
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We need more dancers!
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I guess we could always join up
with gunther and Tinka.
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Yeah, (Stutters) That's
not such a terrible idea.
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You know, for a smart girl,
you really miss a lot of sarcasm.
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Okay, bottom line:
Your music is terrible
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and you look like you should be on
the cover of a hot chocolate box, okay?
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So, why don't the four of us
join forces, dance together
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and beat the pom-poms off
candy and Randy?
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It is an intriguing offer.
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Combine our talent and style with
their admittedly fabulous hair.
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Thank you.
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Yes. I'd say you have the second most
beautiful hair in all of school.
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Cheap shot.
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Couldn't resist.
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So you in?
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We're in.
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I am gunther.
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And I am Tinka.
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And I am Rocky.
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And I am Cece.
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And we're gonna win, baby!
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Okay, if you're going to emcee,
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you have to really grab a crowd.
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Magic tricks are always a winner.
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All right. I like magic.
Magic's good. Yeah.
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Now, is this your card?
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- No.
- Aw.
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Mmm... is this your card?
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- No.
- Aw.
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Gee, I guess this trick doesn't work.
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Unless...
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Is this your underwear?
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How'd you do that?
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Impressed?
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Would you say I
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knocked your socks off?
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Okay, let's move on to another trick
before I wind up naked.
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Yeah, nobody wants to see that.
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Hey guys, don't forget.
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Right after school, we're meeting
at my place to rehearse.
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Actually, we have great news to tell you.
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Randy and candy asked us
to perform with them!
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What? How is that good news?
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Oh, we meant to say we have terrible
news for you but great news for us.
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We will be on the winning team.
Whoo!
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So wait, you guys are just dropping us?
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Like a hot tomato.
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♪ Come on, get real
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♪ here's the new deal
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♪ you never had a chance
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♪ now they're joining usto dance
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♪ ding dong♪ who's there?
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♪ The first place team
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♪ you're in the racefor second place
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♪ it's rocky's bad dream
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♪ go bulldogs! ♪
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oh! (Squeals) Ooh!
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I give up, she wins!
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Candy is just better than me at everything.
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That's not true, Rocky.
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You're better at picking best friends!
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Wow. So you're actually
trying to make me feel better
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by complimenting yourself?
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Yes.
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But only to buy time
until I came up with a plan.
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Oh, no. Not a Cece plan.
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Oh, yes!
We are going to beat them.
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How?
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With a secret weapon.
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Ty's our secret weapon?
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All we have to do
is get him to dance with us.
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Yeah, he'll agree to that.
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Right after he joins the mathletes.
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Right after he accepts
our grandma's friend request.
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Right after he passes by a mirror
and doesn't stop to look and go...
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"Hey, good-looking."
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You just relax, and
let Cece do what Cece does.
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Ty, please dance with us
in the talent show.
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Ty, please, please, please.
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Look, I'm sorry, but there's
nothing you could do or say
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to make me be in that dumb talent show.
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Ty, I didn't wanna have to go this far
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but I do want you to remember, I have
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the picture.
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Mom says she burned that picture.
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That's what she told you.
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But the truth is, she gave it to me
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because she knew that there would
come a day when I would need it.
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And, uh, today is that day.
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You're bluffing.
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Ha! Am I?
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Well, then I guess this isn't
a picture of a 7-year-old boy
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trick-or-treating
as princess Leia.
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She led the rebellion!
She was cool!
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Oh, please.
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I wonder how cool the kids
at school will think it is
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when it's taped to everybody's locker.
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So what're you thinking? Hip-hop?
Old-school? Salsa? I'm in.
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May the force be with us.
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You need a mint.
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up! ♪
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this is a sure-fire opener.
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Everyone loves an escape artist act.
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Okay. What do I do first?
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Spit out that key you were
holding in your mouth.
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I was supposed to hold it in my mouth?
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Oops.
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Oh, boy.
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This trick is going to take
a lot longer than we thought.
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I'll go get some bran and some prunes.
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Hey! Where you going?
Get me out of this.
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All right, all right.
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Keep your pants on!
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Seriously, how do you do that?
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Okay, give me my pants.
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- Give me my pants.
- Uh-oh.
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Give me my pants!
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Give me my pants!
Whoa! Don't eat me!
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Good evening and welcome
to the j. Hughes high talent show.
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I'm your host, Deuce Martinez.
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Now, let me tell you a little about myself.
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Uh, my family is originally from Cuba.
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Um, I like to play video games.
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What am I forgetting?
Oh, yeah. I have two heads.
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Hi, everybody!
Little head's up,
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I'm Deuce two.
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It's good to be here tonight
instead of stuck in Deuce's armpit.
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Hey, Deuce one, I thought we had
a double date tonight?
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We did, but one of her heads
had a headache.
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Sorry, I'm a little thirsty.
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Oh, why didn't you just say so?
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A little bubbly water?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Hey, pretty funny, huh?
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I'm not speaking to you.
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Why? What did I do?
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I heard you've been talking behind my back.
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All right, I'm busted.
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What have you been saying?
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That you've been getting a big head.
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Ah, get off my back.
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Oh, no, I totally forgot.
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Ow!
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What?
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We got to bring out the first act.
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Who is it?
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Ow!
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Great, now we're going
to have a heads-ache.
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And now, please give it up
for dustin Morris
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as he armpit farts
lady gaga's pokerface.
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Hello, Randy and candy.
Check us out.
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We have come up with our own cheer.
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♪ Who's that hiding behind my back?
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♪ This bulldog!This bulldog!
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♪ Who's that scratchingbehind your ear?
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♪ This bulldog!This bulldog!
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♪ Yes, yes, yes we do!
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♪ We have sparkles,how 'bout you? ♪
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yeah, little change in plans.
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You're out.
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You didn't really think we were going
to let you perform with us, did you?
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Up until a second ago, yes.
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Now I am not so sure.
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We just didn't want you
teaming up with Rocky and Cece,
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'cause you actually might
have had a chance of beating us.
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♪ Don't you cry, don't you dare ♪
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♪ oh, go ahead,we don't care ♪
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delivery for the hessenheffers!
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I'll sign that!
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♪ You're losers!You're losers! You're losers! ♪
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I know they are calling us losers,
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but they do it in such an entertaining
fashion that it's infectious.
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Who do you think's gonna
win tonight, Deuce two?
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I can't pick a winner.
I can't even pick my own nose.
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And now, you've seen them
at football games,
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you've seen them at basketball games,
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they've made up rhymes about the magical
changes going on in your body...
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Randy, candy and the bulldog bunch!
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Wow, did you just see what I just saw?
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Of course I did, what choice do I have?
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They were really good, but now
I got that song stuck in my head.
326
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,580
Well, keep it there,
I don't want it stuck in mine.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Rocky, Cece...
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And their special guest, ty.
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And third place goes to
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Kathy medina and her
autoharp tribute to katy Perry!
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Hey, Deuce, I hear you kissed
a girl, and she didn't like it!
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And now we're down to our top two.
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Randy, candy and the bulldog bunch,
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and Rocky, Cece and ty.
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Drum roll, please.
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And the winner of
the j. Hughes talent show is...
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Wait! I have something to say.
338
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Is this show really about winning?
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Tonight it is.
You're going down.
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Or is it about showcasing
our god-given talent?
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This is about a community coming together.
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A celebration about being a bulldog.
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Weren't we all born winners?
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I would like to suggest that
we throw out these petty titles.
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We're all winners tonight.
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Deuce, tear up that envelope!
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You tear that, and I will kill
the both of you.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Candy, that is a wonderful idea.
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Thank you for teaching us all
a darn good lesson.
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Everyone, let's hear it for Candy Cho!
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She sure comes in first
at not being selfish.
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Candy.
Candy. Candy. Candy.
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Tonight, everyone is a winner!
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Whoo!
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Hey! Ow!
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Candy stinkin' cho.
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00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:16,420
Right. I agree,
everyone's a winner!
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00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:19,390
Go bulldogs! Yeah!
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00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,860
Wait, wait. There is
still one more act
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that will surely blow your lederhosen off!
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One, two, three, four.
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♪ Go to bed, go to bedmy little sleepy head
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00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:37,100
♪ you might not havesweet dreams
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♪ your Uncle is a werewolf
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♪ I hope you don'thear him scream
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♪ he lives down the street,he has furry feet
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♪ he's really quite sweet,when he doesn't want meat
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♪ your Uncle is a werewolf
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♪ a-woooo! ♪
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oh... they're singing along.
371
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I love you, chicanes.
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I think I like it.
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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