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(laughs) 17 00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:58,541 (door opens, shuts) 18 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:01,750 (light theme playing) 19 00:01:07,416 --> 00:01:10,125 Sammy! Over here! 20 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:11,750 -Have a seat. -Michael: Hey. 21 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:14,250 -Hi. Sorry I'm late. -Joel: It's okay. 22 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,250 -Fred: Join us. -(cafe chatter) 23 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,958 Okay. What's everybody gettin'? 24 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:21,125 I'm gonna order the eggs, but I'm warning you, 25 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:23,541 -I'm gonna have burger envy. -Michael: Yeah? 26 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,500 Joel: You know, you can get this without cheese. 27 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:27,500 -Okay. -'Cause of your tummy. 28 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,916 You really say "tummy"? 29 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,125 -What do you call it? -Stomach! 30 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,416 No, but I-I love you kids. What are you gonna eat, Sammy? 31 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,125 Okay. Well, maybe I'll start with some coffee. 32 00:01:37,208 --> 00:01:38,666 Michael: So that means Bloody Marys then? 33 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,166 You can get Bloody Marys. We're all together. This is a big one. 34 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:44,666 (laughter) 35 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:47,625 So, what are you going to sing next choir practice? 36 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,250 You know, I don't know. He-he tricked me into it last time, 37 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:52,875 so I... I don't know. I gotta think about it. 38 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:56,083 -How is everything? -So good. 39 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,958 Thank you, sir. Ma'am. 40 00:01:58,041 --> 00:02:00,750 Hey, you got it right the first time. Alright, beat it. 41 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:02,083 (laughs) 42 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:04,291 -Ai-yi-yi. Alright. -(phone buzzing) 43 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:07,291 I said it was on me, and you're cleaning me out. 44 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,500 -But it has been my absolute pleasure. -(Michael laughing) 45 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:10,833 Anyone else leaving? 46 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:11,875 Yeah. 47 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:14,541 I am gonna stay and finish my coffee. 48 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,708 -Me, too. -Michael: Oh. 49 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,416 -Good to see you, Sam. -Yeah, good to see you, Mike. 50 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:27,958 You know, I didn't know this was gonna be, like, a whole thing. 51 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,083 -What, brunch? -Yeah, it's kinda like 52 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:31,750 a non-sanctioned group activity. 53 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:33,666 There's only four of us. 54 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,833 I... How'd I do? 55 00:02:35,916 --> 00:02:38,458 -I think you did well. -(phone vibrating) 56 00:02:38,541 --> 00:02:41,208 Oh, my fucking sister. 57 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,000 Hi. 58 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:45,000 When I get there. 59 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:46,333 Alright. 60 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:50,083 You know what? I, uh, I have to go by my sister's store. 61 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:52,833 -Oh, do you wanna walk with me? -Sure. 62 00:02:52,916 --> 00:02:55,208 Okay. Oh, Fred left a lot of money. 63 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:56,958 He's like a big tipper, huh? 64 00:02:57,041 --> 00:02:59,250 Yeah, especially for waiters who feel uncomfortable. 65 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:01,750 What does he teach, anyway? 66 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:03,541 He's really big into farmy stuff. 67 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:06,125 He's the head of the entire... 68 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:08,500 I wanna say Dirt Department? 69 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,125 -(laughs) -Huh. 70 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:12,666 Well, this is me. 71 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:18,125 -Oh. Are you coming in? -Sure! 72 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,375 Okay, well, if you like knickknacks and doodads, 73 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,125 you're gonna love this place. 74 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:23,333 (door bell ringing) 75 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,500 -(plastic crinkling) -I've never figured out who buys this shit. 76 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,291 Oh, totally. 77 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,458 -Joel! Hi! -(Joel laughs) 78 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:36,375 -Joel: Hey, Tricia. -I didn't know you two were friends. 79 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:39,666 Cute. Oh, cardamom. 80 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,291 -We both said that you would love that one. -Yep. 81 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:44,333 Oh. Thank you, Charity. You know me well. (laughs) 82 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:46,416 -(whispers): Do you have a house account here? -No... 83 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,583 Good. 84 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:49,083 I need you Monday night. 85 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:50,791 I need your handwriting. 86 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,166 We have our event coming up for Crazy Dayz. 87 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:54,041 It's really important, and I really need you 88 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,250 for the invitations. 89 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,333 By the way, who would've thought this one 90 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:59,250 would have such beautiful handwriting? 91 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:00,916 -Joel: I would. -Tricia: Yeah? 92 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,708 -Can you? -Sure. 93 00:04:03,791 --> 00:04:06,791 Great. Please bring exactly that spirit. 94 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:10,750 -And thank you! -Sam: Yep. 95 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,875 Okay, you ready? 96 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:15,375 I-I don't need this. 97 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:18,833 -(door bell ringing) -I always do that. I always roll over for her. 98 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:20,208 Oh, hey, Rick. 99 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:22,083 -Hey, Sam. -How you doing? 100 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:27,500 (whispers): Oh my god. I almost forgot that I saw him at choir practice! 101 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:29,500 Oh yeah. I've seen him there before. 102 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,458 Wait, what? 103 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:33,041 What? 104 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:35,541 Oh my god! Is Rick gay? 105 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:38,958 -No, you don't have to be gay to go. -I know, but... 106 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,208 Something's going on. 107 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:44,125 (truck brakes squeak, engine cuts) 108 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:53,541 Hey! You found your pants. 109 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,416 Sam: Oh. (laughs) 110 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,708 Yeah, I'm, um, mixin' it up. 111 00:04:57,791 --> 00:04:59,125 (car door shuts) 112 00:05:03,791 --> 00:05:05,375 How's it going? 113 00:05:08,791 --> 00:05:10,333 I've seen you come and go for a year, 114 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:12,333 and you never said "hi" till this morning. 115 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,625 Yeah, um... 116 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,791 Well, 117 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:19,041 I guess I'm trying out being a people-person. 118 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:22,000 -How's that working for you? -(scoffs) I'm not sure. 119 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:24,291 (both laugh) 120 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,416 I like your trellis. 121 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,750 Oh. (scoffs) Thanks. 122 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:32,666 I was gonna espalier a Bougainvillea, 123 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:35,000 -but they go to shit in the cold. -Um, 124 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:38,333 well, I have, if you're interested, 125 00:05:38,416 --> 00:05:40,083 a pile of dirt and sticks. 126 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:42,083 I'm kinda in the planning stages. 127 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:43,541 -Oh, cool. -(laughs) 128 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,750 I'm just kidding. I can't keep anything alive over here. 129 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,500 -(laughs) -Like Holly. 130 00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:51,041 -(gasps) Oh my god! -Shit. Uh, too far. 131 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,333 She had a dark sense of humor, so I thought-- 132 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:53,791 No, she did. No, it's fine. 133 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,083 -It's okay, I just did not see that coming. -Are you sure? 134 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:58,041 -(sighs) -Yeah. (laughs) 135 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,125 I really-- I really liked her. 136 00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:02,583 -Yeah. She's pretty great. -Yeah. 137 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:06,166 Um, well... 138 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:10,458 My name is Sam. 139 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:14,041 My name is Drew. 140 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,500 D-R-E-W Drew? 141 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,250 That's all four letters. 142 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,958 -All four. Like "fuck." -Yeah. (laughs) 143 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:22,791 Oh my god. You know, this has really been nice talking to you. 144 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:25,291 -Nice talking to you. -Probably won't happen again, but... 145 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,583 -Alright, have a good life. -Yeah. (laughs) 146 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:29,750 You, too. 147 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:33,416 -I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich. -Enjoy that. 148 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,666 (mouthing) 149 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:39,750 ♪ ♪ 150 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:43,166 (birds chirping) 151 00:06:57,791 --> 00:06:59,208 (sighs) 152 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:07,208 (glass clinking) 153 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:12,500 -(sighs) -Leftovers or go wild 154 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:15,958 and crack open the chicken pot pies in the deep freeze? 155 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:19,125 -Uh, pot pies sound good. -Okay. Okie-dokie. 156 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:24,958 ♪ ♪ 157 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,625 (clears throat) 158 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,208 (whispers): Whatcha looking at? 159 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:42,791 Oh, nothing. 160 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:05,000 Do you even know what your daily quota for essays graded is? 161 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:07,250 Uh, I-I don't. 162 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:10,041 -And how many essays have you graded today? -Sam: Um... 163 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:13,000 You know, I can't remember the exact number-- 164 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:14,666 She didn't even look at her folder. 165 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:17,291 I'm moving you over to Monica's team. 166 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,500 M-Mon-- Team? 167 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,958 What, are you a supervisor? 168 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:26,041 Just, like, think of it as more of a mentor-mentee situation. 169 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,666 -(scoffs) -I know it's... 170 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:31,083 -Can I... -Go ahead. Make it yours. 171 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:34,000 I have been there. 172 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:36,083 I have stood where you're standing, 173 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,291 and been like, "Is this it?" 174 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:41,041 And, like... Okay, so there's this one song 175 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,750 that came out when I was in, like, middle school, 176 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:45,208 and it starts out, "Do you ever feel 177 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,083 like a plastic bag..." 178 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,041 At least when I was bartending, 179 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:53,583 make a little cash, drink on the job. 180 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,750 Nobody bothered me. 181 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,125 I don't care about this job! 182 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:59,583 I don't wanna care about this job! 183 00:08:59,666 --> 00:09:01,583 And fucking Monica! 184 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,625 Joel, I'm sorry... 185 00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:06,750 What do you with the cookie parts? 186 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:09,250 Oh. 187 00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:13,500 Oh! (laughs) 188 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:16,416 -Nice! -Here. It's really satisfying. Try it. 189 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,000 -Oh! -(laughs) 190 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,916 -You got an arm on you! -Thank you so much. 191 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,291 (laughter) 192 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:26,750 -One more, right? -Yeah. Oh! 193 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,916 -(laughs) -Wait, let me see if I can put it in the hole. 194 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,875 -(clink) -(both yell) 195 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:35,041 ♪ ♪ 196 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,375 (brakes creak) 197 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,583 (door opens) 198 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:47,000 (door shuts) 199 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,916 -Mom: Hey... -Hi. 200 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,541 I-I didn't hear you come in. 201 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:59,333 -Sam: Oh, sorry. -Whatcha doing? 202 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:03,000 -Um, I was just looking for some old songbooks. -Aw. 203 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,791 -That's a nice surprise. -Yeah. 204 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,625 -Mom: What'd you find? -Sam: Oh, 205 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,500 so much good stuff. 206 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:13,250 These American classics here. (laughs) 207 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,875 Oh yeah. 208 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:17,708 Okay, well, I'm cleaning you out. That okay? 209 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,958 They're all yours. 210 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,500 Where's Dad? 211 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,208 Oh, where is Dad? 212 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,083 He's out somewhere doing somethin'. 213 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,250 (sighs) 214 00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:31,750 (sighs) 215 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,541 Dad! 216 00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:41,208 Dad! 217 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:44,375 Dad! 218 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:47,375 -Dad: Sam! -(banging on metal) 219 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,666 -Sam! -Dad... 220 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,333 -Jesus Christ. -Dad: I'm in here! 221 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:54,791 Dad... Dad! 222 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,958 Oh my god, what happened? Are you okay? 223 00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:59,375 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. 224 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,416 The wind blew the damn door shut. 225 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,000 Look at that handle. 226 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,333 -Jesus. -Broken right off... 227 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,833 Why didn't you call Mom? 228 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:10,333 I know. 229 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:13,416 She's in there passed out on the recliner, Dad! 230 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,250 It's my fault, not hers. 231 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:21,000 Look, I-I got careless with the goddamn door! 232 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:25,083 -Alright, let's get you inside and get you something to eat. -(grunting) 233 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,250 -Mm. -You gotta be so thirsty. 234 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,916 Yeah, I am thirsty. 235 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,958 (laughs) Oh... 236 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:34,041 -Sam: What are we gonna do with you? -I don't know, sweetheart. 237 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:39,375 I mean, I'm not doing it expecting any sort of thank you. 238 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,333 It's just what you do, right? 239 00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:43,958 -And she's a church friend, so... -Well, still, 240 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,166 a little thank you would be nice. 241 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,958 Have you-- Have you done Reshma's invite yet? 242 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,333 -Um, I don't think so. -When you get to it, pull it 243 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,125 because I wanna put a personal note in it. 244 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,625 'Cause she's the one that we need to get in with 245 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:56,041 for the Downtown Business of the Year. 246 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,625 -Got it. -Coop: Alrighty. 247 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,291 Ew. Coop, 248 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,291 -go sit down. -(laughs) 249 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,000 -(door shuts) -Rick: Hey, Coach. 250 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,250 -Coop: Hey, bud. -Rick: Great game. 251 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,708 -Coop: Thanks, man. -Tricia: Change. 252 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:10,750 Yeah. Think they raised their prices. 253 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:12,916 My-- Babe, no! I... 254 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,041 Don't want all that grease by the invitations! 255 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,041 -Hey, Rick. -Hey, Charity! 256 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,750 (putting down boxes) 257 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,666 That one's not quite perfect. 258 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,666 I put some tits on this one. 259 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:29,666 (laughs) 260 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,750 -(guns firing on TV) -Rick: Don't-- Could you... 261 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,958 -Okay, go. -Clear. 262 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:38,333 You wanna hop in on this raid? 263 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,625 No, I'll get in on the next one. 264 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,666 (gunfire continues) 265 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,916 So, uh, work's been pretty busy, huh? 266 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,208 (inhales) Slow as shit. 267 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,916 Huh. 268 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,125 (gunfire continues) 269 00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:00,208 The chaps are cute. What's up with that? 270 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,375 Because it's the Wild West. 271 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,250 Oh. 272 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,625 Oh, suck it! 273 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,291 -Come on, man! Come on, man! -(explosions) 274 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,958 To your left! 275 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,541 Look to your fucking left! 276 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,541 It's a magic horseshoe! 277 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,541 (indistinct whispering) 278 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,875 Shh, shh, shh... 279 00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:22,333 Charity/Tricia: Hey. 280 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:23,875 (both sigh) 281 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,125 -Whatcha doing? -Uh, you know what, I'm gonna... 282 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:29,583 go to Joel's, so I'll just finish up here and hit the road. 283 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,250 So, you and Joel... 284 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:34,583 You guys just friends, or what's going on? 285 00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:36,625 Yeah. We're just friends. 286 00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:39,833 Uh, it sounds like the testing center is going really good. 287 00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:41,500 Yeah, it's okay. 288 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,666 It's just really good to have you back. 289 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,833 You know, you're getting your life on track. 290 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:50,166 That's great. You have a good job. Maybe a boyfriend. 291 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,458 I don't know, maybe the gym. 292 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,541 It's just really good, Sam. 293 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,541 -Yeah, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. -Charity: Oh, 294 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,083 uh, Coop's in there, so it's gonna be a while. 295 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:03,583 -Coop (muffled): Gonna be a while. -Charity: Oh, but Joel said 296 00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,833 that you're gonna be eligible for benefits soon. 297 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:07,083 That's exciting. 298 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,916 Now, is that... is that dental and vision, too? 299 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,708 I mean, what is this, Charity? And why do you care? 300 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:17,041 -Well, I just... -And why are you guys talking about me? 301 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,416 Just calm down, Sam. I mean, 302 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,500 we are just trying to help. 303 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:25,291 I don't know when you got so defensive! It's all the time! 304 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,625 I mean, you would never be biting Holly's head off 305 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,333 -like you're doing mine if she was trying to give you advice-- -No, no, no. 306 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,666 Leave her out of this! 307 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,375 Oh my god. 308 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,041 What, are you not embarrassed by her anymore? 309 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,250 Is it just me now? 310 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,416 I was never embarrassed by her! I never said that! 311 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,458 You didn't have to! 312 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:41,500 (sighs) 313 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,958 You know what, Sam? 314 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,958 I don't know when you think that real life starts, 315 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:49,041 but you are well over 40. 316 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,541 So, you're past the point. 317 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,541 -Real life's happening right now. Okay? -Okay. You know what? 318 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,833 -I gotta go. I gotta go! -You gotta go. Yeah. I know, I figured. 319 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,041 I know how you do. 320 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,291 Typical. 321 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,666 Charity: We just... 322 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:03,791 -want what's best for you. -Sam: (sighs) Fuck you, Charity. 323 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,000 (slams door) 324 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,208 Hello. 325 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,500 Sorry I'm late. I had a little run-in with my sister. 326 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,000 -Oh. -But I got some music, and I got some beer. 327 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,666 (laughs) Well, 328 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,625 come in, come in, come in. Please. 329 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,833 Sam: Alright, ladies first. 330 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:29,666 Well then, why am I not first? 331 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,833 (sighs) Roberta Flack and Crystal Gayle? 332 00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:35,500 My god, I'm gonna faint. (laughs) 333 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,250 -Joel... -Huh? 334 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,166 Is that a dream board? 335 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,208 No. 336 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:46,791 Oh... 337 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:49,166 -It's a vision board. -Okay. 338 00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:54,375 Wow. 339 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,333 You really spent some time on this. 340 00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:03,625 -It's not... -You're gonna go to Paris, you got an Eiffel Tower there. 341 00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:06,333 -Well, just Europe. I wanna go to Europe. -Sam: Okay. 342 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,500 Oh, and then, of course, uh... 343 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,708 everybody's hands in a heart. 344 00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:13,916 -Community. -Uh-huh. Great. 345 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,041 What's that? A blender or something? 346 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,166 It's a Vitamix. I just... 347 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,833 I really wanna have a nice kitchen. 348 00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:22,166 Sam: And-- Oh, what's this one? Is this... 349 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,500 you and Michael and your nine adopted kids, or what? 350 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,500 -It's not nine. It's six. -Oh. 351 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,166 And four of them are adopted, yes. 352 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,875 Okay. 353 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,916 And you wanna do all of this here, in-in Kansas? 354 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,416 -Yeah. This is where I live. -Oh. 355 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,375 Family. Prayer circles. 356 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,458 Fucking pots with cactus and shit-- 357 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:47,083 I mean, what is wrong with this? What's wrong with this? 358 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:50,416 I-I'm dreaming about the future. This is what I want. 359 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,083 Well, I mean, 360 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,208 dream all you want, Joel, but... 361 00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:55,500 this is the future. 362 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,458 We're in our 40s, 363 00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,250 and it hasn't happened yet, has it? 364 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,416 It hasn't happened for you. It hasn't happened for me. 365 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,875 And that's because it's not going to happen. 366 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,708 And it's definitely not going to happen here. 367 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,875 I mean, 368 00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:12,625 keep cutting up your pictures, but... 369 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,583 that's the way it is. 370 00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:21,125 We deserve to be happy. 371 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,166 Well... 372 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,750 I'm not sure. 373 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,791 I don't know. 374 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,375 Know what? 375 00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:36,041 I think I should go. 376 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,791 -Don't go. -I'm gonna go. 377 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,041 -Don't leave! -I gotta go. 378 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,250 (door opens, shuts) 379 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,625 (light piano playing) 380 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,250 ♪ ♪ 381 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,541 (brakes creaking) 382 00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:58,125 (engine cuts) 383 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,333 (sighs) 384 00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:18,375 -Sam? I thought that was you! -(door shuts) 385 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,333 -Hey, Kim. -Come on in. 386 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,750 No, I-I don't wanna bother you. 387 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,833 So... 388 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:32,333 -you bought the boat. -(laughs) 389 00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:35,666 -It's cool. You guys always talked about that. -Yep. 390 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,916 Uh, I gotta tune the motor, 391 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,458 otherwise I'd take you out on it. 392 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:43,791 -Rain check? -Yeah, I'd love that. 393 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,791 How you doin', Sam? 394 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,333 I'm good. 395 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,666 No, I'm not. (laughs) 396 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,208 You know how... 397 00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,041 Holly always said... 398 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:02,916 "Just give it some time, Sam. 399 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,458 You're gonna be so happy you're here." 400 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,916 I'm not. 401 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,291 I just... 402 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:19,458 I just can't seem to get comfortable here without her. 403 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:24,125 And I feel a little lost. 404 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,166 It's hard. 405 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,833 It's so hard. 406 00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:35,416 I couldn't get out of bed at first, but eventually-- 407 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,750 -(door opens) -Hi. Uh, sorry. 408 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,916 Uh, the internet's out again, babe. 409 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,500 Unplug the router and plug it back in. 410 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:43,791 It's being weird. 411 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:50,000 -(door shuts) -I know. 412 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,458 I miss her every day, 413 00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:56,166 but I'm trying to do the things that make me happy. 414 00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:59,333 It doesn't always work, 415 00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:01,250 but I'm trying. 416 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,416 You know, just... 417 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,875 buy the boat. 418 00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,750 Buy the boat. 419 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,375 Thank you, Kim. 420 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,166 Thank you. 421 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,333 I'm gonna hit you up, and we're gonna take that ride. 422 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,250 -Promise? -Yes. 423 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:31,416 ♪ ♪ 424 00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,958 -(door opens) -Mary Jo: Goddammit... 425 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,916 Ed! I'm going to the grocery store! 426 00:21:42,791 --> 00:21:45,708 (door opens, shuts) 427 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,916 -(car revving) -Ed: MJ! 428 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,875 Shi-- Damn it! 429 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:54,000 -Come on, MJ, let me drive! -Oh, stop! 430 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,875 -(bones crack) -Ah, Jesus! 431 00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:00,416 (muffled music blasting) 432 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:07,791 (music continues) 433 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:14,041 ♪ Baby, come on, give me the feeling, you give me the love ♪ 434 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,250 Joel, are you in there? 435 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,041 (door creaking) 436 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:21,291 ("Dale Fuego" by Edalam playing) 437 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,166 Can we talk? 438 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:37,875 I'm busy. 439 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,541 Please. 440 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,583 (shuts off music) 441 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:52,875 (sniffles) 442 00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:00,166 I'm sorry I came over here and shat all over your dreams. (laughs) 443 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:02,833 Sam... 444 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,625 -it really hurt my feelings. -I'm sorry. 445 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,333 It's just that... 446 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,958 You have everything so... 447 00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:18,875 mapped out. 448 00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,291 It's so clear to you, 449 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:23,958 exactly what you need to do to be happy, and for me, it just... 450 00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:29,250 I can't... I can't figure it out. I don't... 451 00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:33,583 I don't know what it's gonna take. 452 00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,083 Sam, 453 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,708 singing makes you happy. 454 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,333 Yeah, it makes me happy. 455 00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:42,583 But, it also breaks my heart. 456 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,291 Really? 457 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,041 You know... 458 00:23:58,125 --> 00:23:59,875 A long time ago, Holly gave me money 459 00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:02,833 so I could record some songs, and, um... 460 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:06,875 she knew that would make me happy. 461 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:11,625 But, every time she asked to hear them, I wouldn't let her. 462 00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:13,833 I just... couldn't do it. 463 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,125 Why? 464 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,000 Because I didn't think that... 465 00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:26,125 Because I didn't think I was any good. 466 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,500 -At singing? -(sighs) 467 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:33,666 Everything, Joel. 468 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,666 I don't think I'm any good. 469 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:44,083 So, um, you know... 470 00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:48,000 I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings, 471 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:49,958 but I don't think maybe you'd wanna do all this. 472 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:52,250 You know, I-I don't know if I'm really friend material, 473 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,041 -so just... -You're overthinking that. 474 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,916 I think you're gonna surprise yourself. Just don't... 475 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,250 You know, just... 476 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,916 -Eh. -(laughs) 477 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,583 Just... eh? 478 00:25:07,666 --> 00:25:09,916 (both laugh) 479 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,750 In my mind, it was a little manlier, but yeah. Just meh. 480 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:17,166 -(laughs) Show me again. -(laughs) 481 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:20,083 -Just meh. -Meh. (laughs) 482 00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:24,458 -Okay. -We're gonna be okay. 483 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:28,125 -Okay. -You wanna do some Zumba? 484 00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:32,291 -No. (laughs) -(laughs) 485 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:36,041 Eh, fair. (laughs) 486 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,000 I mean... 487 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:40,250 (tough voice): If that's what it takes to get you back, I'll try it. 488 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,166 (laughs) Oh my god, you do owe me. 489 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,250 -(normal voice): Oh, fuck! I didn't mean it! -Come on! 490 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,125 (music resumes) 491 00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,666 Okay. You're gonna be good at something, 492 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:49,958 and it's gonna be Zumba. 493 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,291 -Fuck you. -(laughs) 494 00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:54,458 One, two, three, four. 495 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:56,458 Both: One, two, three, eh! 496 00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:57,791 One, two, three, eh! 497 00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,958 Both: One, two, three, eh! 498 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:03,416 -(music continues) -(indistinct chatter, laughter) 499 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,541 ♪ ♪ 500 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,625 (singing continues) 501 00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:14,875 ♪ Baby, come on, give me the feeling ♪ 502 00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:17,666 ♪ Come give me the love... ♪ 34932

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