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- We can't surf the Gold
Coast if you never learn to surf.
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Tomorrow I'm teaching you.
We're doing this.
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- No, a day with a sub
is a wasted day for my kids.
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- You're always talking
about what lazy assholes
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your kids are.
Isn't every day a wasted day?
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- Our beauty vertical
is expanding.
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If you want to write,
like, a makeup review
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that takes down the patriarchy
be my guest.
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- Yeah.
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- Mom, look, about Christmas.
I'm not going.
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I'm not going,
and--and that's it.
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- I consider you a friend, Amy.
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- (laughs)
Your wife considers the person
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with whom you are
sleeping a friend.
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And that makes
you a chicken shit.
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I've got to fix some things,
so I'm going.
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- To where?
- Alaska.
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(upbeat music)
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- How does Mom
do this display?
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- I'll ask her next time
she checks in from Antarctica.
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- Alaska.
She's still in the States.
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- Not the continental ones.
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- Oh.
- We just ran out of mats.
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How many people
signed up for this class?
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- Um...
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30.
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- It's 25 max.
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- Maybe the app glitched. We could
just call the developers--
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- There's not time
to call the--
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OK, the last five people that
signed up get class vouchers.
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- OK, uh, where--where--
- Top drawer in the folder.
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New year, same Jules.
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- She thinks I'm an idiot.
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- You're fine. Lacey just sucks.
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- (chuckles)
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- Next time she comes at one
of us, you hold her down,
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I'll strangle her
with a sweat towel.
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- (laughs)
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- Hey, don't you have
your thing at Matt's school?
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- Well, I can't
leave you alone here.
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- I'll be OK.
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- It's just really bad timing.
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Today's my deadline
for this makeup review
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that I have to bang out
before I put my life on hold
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to be the widow
for these high schoolers.
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- It's nice that they're
doing something to remember him.
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- Yeah, but they
didn't know Matt.
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They just
saw him an hour a day.
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- Well, do what you have to do.
I will handle things here.
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Hey, I have vouchers.
I'm so sorry about that.
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Thanks for coming.
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- Wow.
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- Hi.
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(knocking)
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- Hey, Mom. What's going on?
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- What's going on
with you, Daniel?
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- Today?
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Um, surfing, lunch...
(door closes)
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I'm taking my bike up PCH.
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No safety lectures, though.
I got a helmet.
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- If I was gonna
give you a lecture,
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I'd start with letting your mother
spend the holidays alone.
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- But you had Aunt Cheryl
and Uncle Justin and our cousins--
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- And on Christmas?
I had no sons.
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Folks at Matthew's school
put together an event for him,
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to honour him, and I'd--I'd go,
but Cheryl's in the hospital,
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she's having a hip replacement,
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which you'd know
if you'd come for Christmas.
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And she'll be fine,
but I just need to be there.
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I'm her sister.
And Matthew was your brother.
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And you--you need to be there.
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- Mom, I'm finally
getting to a place
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where I don't think
about Matt every day.
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- Oh, must be nice
to have that choice.
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You can get back
to that tomorrow.
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Today you are going to this.
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- What are you gonna do, ground me?
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- You know what?
That's not a bad idea.
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Taking your bike keys. You can
pick these up after the event.
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- Mom, come on, give me my--
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- You need to clean up your little
apartment-- pretty messy.
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(light music)
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(upbeat music playing
over speakers)
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(indistinct chatter)
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- (sighs)
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Good to see you're
at least pretending to work.
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- You drove 15 minutes
out of your way
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to guilt-trip me
at my coffee shop?
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- I also like the drinks here.
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You missed your deadline again.
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Marie has been circling my desk
every hour to yell at me,
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and so now
I have to yell at you.
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- I'm sorry, OK?
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Um, I'm still searching
for the way in.
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I'm--I'm thinking
about a historical angle.
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- It's makeup.
Stop overthinking it.
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- You don't want it to be good?
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- You know what's better than good?
Done.
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- Unicorn caramel mocha for Drew.
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I need the piece, Leigh.
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- Go take your nasty drink
back to your office.
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You will have it in an hour--
90 minutes, tops.
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(music continues)
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(indistinct chatter)
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Hey.
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Uh, is, um, Bobby coming?
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- We don't have to talk.
We can just stick to emojis.
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- Oh. OK.
- Leigh? Hi, I'm Nina.
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- Oh, hi.
- Matt told me so much about you.
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You must be
Matt's brother.
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- Yeah, my mom
couldn't make it.
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- So you put
this together?
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- I had to, for Matt.
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He meant so much to all of us.
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- (laughs) OK.
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I don't think he felt like
he meant much to this place.
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He's always talking about
how crazy the school made him.
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- Danny.
- That's what teachers do.
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You should hear us
in the faculty lounge.
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This job can be a real grind.
(phone buzzing)
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But even on his worst days,
Matt gave it his all.
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We were all so inspired by him.
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- Where can I find the restroom?
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- Down the hall, hang a right.
Just before the double doors.
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Did you want anything?
A coffee or a tea?
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- Oh, no, I'm good.
Thank you, though.
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- Sure.
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- You wanted to see me?
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- Hey, Tyler. So, uh...
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OK, so you spent
three pages analysing
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the lake scene
in which Mr Darcy
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takes off his wet shirt.
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That never happened
in Jane Austen's novel.
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Colin Firth did it in
the BBC miniseries.
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- (laughs)
- So you think this is funny?
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Wrong "you're."
Wrong "its."
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Run-on, passive voice--
should I continue?
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You have until Monday
to actually read the book
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and write me a new paper.
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- This weekend I'm taking
my girlfriend to Disneyland--
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- Oh, fine!
Fine! You get an F!
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"Dare to Care," man.
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I spent more time grading
this than you spent writing it.
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Monday. You're welcome.
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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(distant laughter)
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(boy coughs)
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(indistinct chatter)
- Hey.
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Anybody see who
parked that red SUV?
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You guys wouldn't happen
to know
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where I can find some drugs?
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- Are you a narc?
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- You're related to Mr Greer?
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- He's my brother.
Was.
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- Sorry we're not at the event.
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- Look, we can't deal right now.
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- So you're what?
Practising self-care?
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You gonna share?
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(indistinct chatter)
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- OK, so countless possible
worlds exist in the multiverse.
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Only rare beings
called Planeswalkers
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can traverse dimensions.
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- Well, that's kind of awesome.
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- I know.
- All right.
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- Hey, there.
- Hey.
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- What are you guys up to?
- Oh, you know,
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just engaging in cosmic combat.
You?
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- I'm collecting for
Harvey's retirement present.
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- Oh, right.
- $100 gift card
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to Pickwick Gardens.
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- Oh, Jesus.
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When I retire, please do better.
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- Hey.
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That's really nice of you.
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- Oh, no.
I'm gonna kick his ass.
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- (laughs)
- Sorry.
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- Have fun.
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- All right.
- So these are Creature cards.
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And then that's a Land card.
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You use that to bring your
opponent's score
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from 20 to zero.
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- I'm hoping for
a good turnout,
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but it's voluntary, and we're
talking about teenagers, so...
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It's right here.
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(door opens)
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- Hey, doing Harvey's
gift and cake.
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- Oh, good.
(door closes)
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- What is that? Wow.
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You have a secret talent.
- Well, secret, yes.
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Talent, no.
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Hey, how--how's
it going year two?
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I mean, I hear the kids
really like you.
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- I just want to reach
'em, you know?
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Really connect.
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Like you, at lunch.
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- That was penance.
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Penance for earlier sins--
I don't know.
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Yeah, I lost it on
a kid earlier today.
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Not a good look.
I think I scared him.
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- Tyler wasn't
that scared.
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I have him fourth period.
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He was telling people your
panties were on too tight.
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- Why do we do this, again?
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- (sighs)
The money,
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the cars,
the clothes, the hos.
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(laughs)
- You know, in senior year,
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my English teacher
taught me how to read.
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- Never too late.
Good for you.
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- Oh, God, no.
It was like one of the three
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or four things that
I remember from high school.
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Falling in love with
"Crime and Punishment."
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The words weren't just words.
The characters were alive.
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- History 125A
at Berkeley.
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I wish I could teach
that kind of stuff.
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Like I'm up here talking
about the Battle of Bunker Hill,
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and the kids think history's
about dead people in wigs.
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I should be talking
about Watts,
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the LA riots,
you know what I mean?
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- Yeah. Look, you can't
ditch the curriculum.
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But...
but you can do other things.
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You can put posters on the wall
to make them ask questions.
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You can--you can make
your tests insanely hard
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so they have to do
the extra credit
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and learn
about the other stuff.
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- Yeah, those are good ideas.
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Ready for cake?
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- (groans)
- It's not hard, it's cake.
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- OK, you're right.
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- Lemon.
- Yo, what?
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Yeah, it's delicious...
- It's his favourite.
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Come on.
- No, you're right.
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(door opens)
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(school bell rings)
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- Matt and I used
to smoke together.
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- No way.
Mr Greer was so uptight.
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He was always, like, clenching.
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- He must've been so boring
when he was high.
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- No, he was hilarious.
- Like how?
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- So Matt did Model UN
in high school, right?
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And this one time he got stoned
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the morning before
a conference.
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He put his suit on
and went to represent
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Liechtenstein
in the UN General Assembly.
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- What's Liechtenstein?
- It's a city, dumbass.
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- (laughs)
It's a country.
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It's about the size of
Glendale, but way less people.
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Y-you guys really need
to go to class more.
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Anyway, Matt was
out of his mind.
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And he gets up in front
of, like, a thousand people
251
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and goes on this epic rant.
252
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,960
I mean, "Liechtenstein
has acquired nukes.
253
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,160
We are tired of being
a little bitch of a country!"
254
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,640
(laughter)
- He said that?
255
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,320
- Then he grabs the gavel
from the Secretary-General
256
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,960
and starts banging it.
257
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He's like, "The Principality
258
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"of Liechtenstein
demands respect.
259
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,160
Respect!
We will not be your bitch!"
260
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:46,640
And he couldn't stop saying it.
People were losing their minds.
261
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,960
- No way.
(laughter)
262
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- That's the real Matt.
263
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,960
- Mr Greer was actually cool.
264
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,960
(indistinct chatter)
265
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,480
- Mr Greer told the corniest jokes.
266
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,960
Like, dad jokes.
267
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:28,960
- Uh, thank you all for coming.
This is quite a turnout.
268
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,800
First I want to give it up
for Kayla, Austin, and Bree.
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The mural is amazing.
270
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,960
(cheers and applause)
271
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,960
It's been six months
since Mr Greer's passing,
272
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,960
and we've had some time
to process our feelings.
273
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960
I thought, with the mural done,
274
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,960
this would be a good
opportunity for us to share
275
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,960
thoughts or memories.
276
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,960
Anyone have something
they'd like to contribute?
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00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,480
OK, Olivia.
278
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,640
- We had to read
"Crime and Punishment"
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for Mr Greer's class.
280
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,640
That shit was emo as hell.
281
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(laughter)
282
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Sorry, Ms Copeland.
283
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,960
Anyway, he said if we
were bored after 100 pages,
284
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we could study Kendrick Lamar.
285
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:34,960
I was like, "OK, weird,
but whatever, that's cool."
286
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,960
After 100 pages,
I still liked the book.
287
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,480
We never got to study
Kendrick Lamar.
288
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,960
But I'm gonna play
a song for Mr Greer.
289
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,960
(soft guitar music)
290
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,960
- So how was work today?
Change anyone's life?
291
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,160
- (groans)
I'm lucky if they
292
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,960
change their shirts.
293
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,960
- Well, did you change
anyone's shirt today?
294
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,800
- Come on, it's Friday.
295
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,960
Let's just enjoy this cheap-ass wine
and this delicious...
296
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960
- Trader Joe's
Vegan Soy Chorizo.
297
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,800
- Vegan Soy Chorizo.
- (laughs)
298
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,960
- (sighs)
- Come on.
299
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960
One--one good thing.
300
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
- Um...
301
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,960
I had lunch with a kid today.
302
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960
Um, total weirdo--
in a good way.
303
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The kind who'll grow up
to a be a pretty cool adult.
304
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- In five years.
- Ten.
305
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,960
Once he learns
personal boundaries.
306
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,960
- (laughs)
307
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,160
I think you're
really good with kids.
308
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,960
- You'd really want
a little Leigh?
309
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,960
- I'd prefer a mini Matt.
310
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- Ah.
311
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Well, things...
312
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,960
haven't changed for me.
313
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I don't know how to be a dad.
314
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- No one does.
315
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,960
Anyway, we have time.
I'm just...
316
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:08,960
wondering if it will
ever be a possibility.
317
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,960
- Honestly, I don't know.
318
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,960
- That's OK.
319
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,960
- Sorry, I have to...
320
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
- So what's your weirdo's name?
321
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,960
- Barnaby.
- Whoa.
322
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,480
(laughs)
Oh, my God.
323
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,960
Kids' names these days.
324
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,480
Huxley, Delilah,
Talulah...
325
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,960
- (laughing)
Uh, Django.
326
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,960
- No.
- Gulliver.
327
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,960
Namaste.
- Stop it.
328
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
- Namaste is in my
third-period honours class.
329
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,960
(laughing) Both of her parents
are lawyers.
330
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960
- Oh, my--
if we--if we had a kid,
331
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960
we would have to come up
with some ridiculous name.
332
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,960
Hmm...
333
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,960
Like...
334
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,640
like Pickle.
335
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,960
- Pickle?
- (laughing)
336
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:08,960
She would be an astronaut
and a Supreme Court justice.
337
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,320
- Oh, God, our
nonexistent kid is a genius.
338
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,960
- Obviously.
339
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,960
- Pickle Greer?
340
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,960
- (laughing)
341
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,480
- God. Poor kid.
342
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,960
- (laughing)
343
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,640
- So, if you didn't want
to be here, why come at all?
344
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,960
- My mom made me.
345
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,960
- (snorts)
So that never ends.
346
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,960
- Most days I do what I want.
347
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,960
Ride my motorcycle, I surf.
348
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,960
I mean, that's why I quit my
job, so I could have six months
349
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,480
where my life was mine.
350
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,960
- You quit your job?
In this economy?
351
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,320
- Sounds like you're
having a midlife crisis.
352
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,960
My dad is, too.
- I'm not--
353
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,960
Whatever. You guys are babies,
354
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,960
so I really don't
care what you think.
355
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,960
- Dare to care.
- What did you say?
356
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,960
You have to dare to care, man.
Your brother said it.
357
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,960
- Hey, don't quote Matt at me.
358
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,960
- Mr Greer was grouchy a lot,
359
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,960
but at least he cared about us.
360
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,960
- Cared about--
Matt didn't even like you.
361
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,960
You guys drove him crazy.
362
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,960
All he ever did was talk about
how much he hated this place.
363
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,960
- Nice.
364
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,960
(sighs)
365
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,160
(soft chatter)
366
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,960
Guys, Mr Greer's wife
is here with us today.
367
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,960
Would you like
to say a few words?
368
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,960
- OK.
369
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,960
When your husband dies--
370
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,960
Sorry, none of you have husbands.
371
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,960
Um...
(chuckles)
372
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,960
OK, when you...
373
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,960
when you lose someone, it's...
374
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,800
there's a-a hole
375
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,960
in your life
where the person was.
376
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,960
I thought I knew what today
was going to be, that I--
377
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,000
that I would come here
and explain to you all
378
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,960
how amazing my husband was.
379
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,960
But you already knew that.
380
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,800
The hole wasn't just in my life.
381
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,320
It was here, too.
382
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,960
I just hope that Matt
383
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,960
knew how much
he meant to all of you.
384
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,960
I'm sorry for your loss.
385
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,960
- Thank you.
386
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,960
(car horn honking)
387
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,960
- Come on!
388
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,960
(door opens, closes)
389
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,960
- Do you know
what "Eisner" means?
390
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,960
- It's an award for comics.
391
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,960
Why?
392
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,960
(chuckles)
393
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,960
I never noticed that before.
394
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,000
He always wanted
to surf the Gold Coast.
395
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,960
- So these were
all things Matt wanted?
396
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,960
Does that say, "Pickle"?
397
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,800
- Thank you again.
Um...
398
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,960
I should get going.
399
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,960
(sobbing)
400
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,960
(phone buzzing)
401
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,640
(sobbing)
402
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,960
(breathing heavily)
Drew.
403
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,640
You're not gonna believe...
- No, no, no.
404
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,320
I-I-I don't want
to hear it, Leigh.
405
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,960
You're out of excuses.
- No, Drew, I...
406
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,960
- Whatever you have,
just send it now.
407
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,160
- Fine.
408
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,000
(sighing)
409
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,960
(sobbing)
410
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,960
OK.
411
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,960
Eyeliner, let's do this.
412
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,960
Let's talk about why we spend
413
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,960
all this time putting crap
on our eyelids.
414
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,960
People have been doing
it since Mesopotamia,
415
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,960
and my question is why?
416
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,640
Why are we trying to be OK
417
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,960
and normal on the outside
418
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,960
when there is a nuclear holocaust
419
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,480
happening on the inside?
420
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,960
(laughs)
421
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,960
I mean, I guess it's because
if we try hard enough...
422
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,160
..we can believe our own lies.
423
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,960
I know I did.
424
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,480
I believed my own face.
425
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,960
And I used...
426
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,960
..Hey Lady Waterpoof
Liquid Eyeliner
427
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:54,960
by Headturner's Cosmetics,
in case you were wondering.
428
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,960
It's great for work,
for weekend brunch,
429
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,960
for date night
or for those days when a hole
430
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,960
in the universe opens up
where your husband used to be
431
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,960
and you find yourself on
the floor of a public restroom,
432
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,160
and it just doesn't come off,
433
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,960
no matter how much you cry.
434
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,960
There are definitely hundreds
of diseases
435
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,960
now living on my face.
436
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,480
But my face...
437
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,960
..thanks to this stupid eyeliner,
438
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,960
looks just like it did when
I left the house this morning.
439
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,960
When, like an idiot...
440
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,960
..I still believed that
the worst of this nightmare...
441
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:54,480
(breathing shakily)
Was over.
442
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,160
- What's going on with Leigh?
- She's falling apart.
443
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,800
And the studio is falling apart.
444
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,960
It's making me fall apart,
quite literally.
445
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,800
- Why would I want
to be out in the world
446
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,960
with people who are having fun?
447
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,960
- I won't take you anyplace fun.
448
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,960
I promise.
449
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,960
- I thought you just lived
at home and worked for your mom,
450
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,960
did whatever you want
and basically had no problems.
451
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,960
- I have problems.
452
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,960
- With us being friends...
453
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,960
it's like I don't know--
you're gonna find another Matt.
454
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,960
Where does that leave me?
455
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,960
You're gonna have
this whole new life
456
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,960
that doesn't include me.
457
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,960
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