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I'm tellin' you, sally,
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The new bond picture's
At the $2.00 theater.
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I don't know.
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I just can't
Get used to bond
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Being played
By anybody
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But timothy dalton.
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Well, you should go see
That new imax movie--
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"The secret life
Of cats."
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Oh, yeah.
The--the screen is huge.
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It's a 50-foot cat,
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And you
Are the mouse.
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I swear
It'll be fun.
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Oh, how could it not?
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Hey, where's
Rutherford barbie
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Takin' you now?
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We're goin' to the mall.
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It's spring pullover madness
At p.J. Harvey's.
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Spring pullovers?
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Oh, my god, I love
The spring pullovers.
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Have you seen
Their twin sets?
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They're adorable.
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With
The nubby v-neck?
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So cool!
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Excuse me,
But the two of you
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Hate each other,
Remember?
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Those would look
So great on you.
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Maybe if I had
Your hair.
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Oh, my god, I'd trade
For your hair any day.
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Yes, well,
That's all the time
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We have for today.
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See you next time.
Bye-bye.
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Can we come
With you guys?
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No.
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Let's not.
Sure!
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Oh, great! You know,
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I love that cable
Knits are back.
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[indistinct]
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You couldn't have
Gone out the back way?
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I never
Saw it coming.
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Excuse me.
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I have a special
Delivery package
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Addressed to a...
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Birthday girl.
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Ooh, a video.
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Could this
Be a sexy video?
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Could be.
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"Thirty days
To thinner thighs."
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You know how you're
Always complaining
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About your
Chunky thighs?
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Here's a...
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Gift-giving tip,
Dick.
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Jewelry says, "Our love
Goes on forever."
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Exercise videos say,
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"Your ass
Goes on forever!"
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Nina!
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Uh...Uh...Uh...
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Harry, don't bring
That in here.
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What? I just carried it
Up 4 flights of stairs!
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Get it out of here.
Harry, watch--
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Who's the thigh buster
For?
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Uh...Uh...Uh...
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You, thunder thighs!
Ha ha!
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Ha! Uh, burn.
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It's a lot of work
For a joke,
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But well worth it.
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Take it away, harry.
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Oh, mary, guess
Who's partnering up
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For the big badger day
Dance contest.
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Me and judith.
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Oh, that'll be great!
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We'll be practicing
In my office,
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And we didn't want people
To get the wrong idea.
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I'm a very sexual
Person when I dance.
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That sounds like fun.
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Do you want to enter
The contest, mary?
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[chortles]
Ha ha ha ha!
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Why? What's
So funny?
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Mary...Dancing.
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But mary's
A fantastic dancer.
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Really, dick,
I--I have two left feet.
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She ain't kiddin'.
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I will have you know
That my mary
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Has the grace of a swan,
The dexterity of a hawk,
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And the powerful kick
Of an ostrich!
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Mary, would you
Do me the honor
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Of slaughtering them
With me
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In the badger day
Dance contest?
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Yes, I would.
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Here's a tip for you,
Dick--shin guards.
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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
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Well, uh, here's a tip
For you, strudwick...
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Bite me!
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Boy, that dance sure
Sounds like fun, huh?
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Would you do me
The honor
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Of slaughtering
That bearded guy
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And the glasses lady?
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You know, I wish
I could, but see--
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Come on, nina.
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You said you didn't have
Anyone to go with.
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Ok, harry.
I'll dance with you.
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Yes! Trust me, nina,
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You will not
Regret it!
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Uhh! Oh, no.
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I got it.
I got it.
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Here. Now hold it.
1, 2, 3!
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Unh!
Unh!
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Ohh!
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How can they
Still be in there?
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How can anything
Take this long?
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I hate
The spring pullovers.
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I hate them.
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I want to kill them.
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All right, you guys,
What do you think?
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Oh, you look great!
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That's the one!
Let's ring it up!
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I want to try
The purple one again.
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Oh, with
The gray capris!
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Aah!
Aah!
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[both giggling]
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Cut it out.
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I said
Cut it out!
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Cut it out!
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Aah! Aah.
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[chuckling]
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Hey, guys.
Ready to go?
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Oh, gee,
I don't know, don.
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What do you think?
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Oh, yeah. I...
Suppose I'm ready.
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Whew!
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I got to tell you...
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I finally understand
What you see in alissa.
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She's fine!
She's got great taste
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And a super-cute body.
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You--you saw her body?
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Oh, yeah. We were naked
In the dressing room.
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Naked?! I...I spent
A year of my life
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Trying unsuccessfully
To see her naked,
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And then it just
Falls into your lap?
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Relax!
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I will not!
But--
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Ok, mary...
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Let's begin.
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And 5, 6, 7, 8,
And...
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Now, what was that?
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Don't I spin
Into your arms?
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Oh, that was spinning?
I'm sorry.
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I thought you'd
Lost your balance.
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Here. Let's go again.
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And 5, 6, 7, 8...
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Ok, that was wrong.
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Yes.
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And 5, 6, 7, 8,
And...
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This is so wrong.
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How is it that women
On this planet
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Can freely look at
Other women naked?
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I mean,
The men can't look
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At other men naked.
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Yes, they can.
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Trust me,
It's discouraged.
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So I saw
Your girlfriend naked.
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What's the big deal?
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That's just it!
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It's not a big deal
To you!
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To me, it's
A very big deal!
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Perhaps the biggest
Of all deals!
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But it happens
To you,
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Someone to whom it's
A very tiny deal.
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Irony sucks!
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Well, tommy,
Have you asked alissa
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If you could
See her naked?
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I mean, every time I've had
The urge to see a guy naked,
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All I've had to do is ask,
And bam! Johnson!
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All right, harry,
Just watch me.
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We'll start with
Something simple.
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[music plays]
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[snapping fingers]
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And 5, 6, 7, 8.
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Step, step,
Back, step-step.
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No, no, no, no,
No! No! No!
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Back to one.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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Step, step,
Back, step-step.
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And--no.
One question, hon.
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Are you a dancer
Or a water buffalo?
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I'm trying my best!
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I don't mean
To be a bitch, mary...
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But I thought you said
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You wanted to win
This thing.
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No. I didn't.
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You said,
"It sounds like fun."
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I said, "Ok."
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And all of a sudden,
You're being competitive.
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That's because
It's a competition!
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Now, where was I?
Oh, yes.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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And step, step,
Back, step-step!
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Step, step--
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Hey, that's
Very, very bad.
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That's it.
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I'm leaving.
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And 5, 6, 7, 8,
And step, step,
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Step and step!
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Step, step, step
And step!
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Now you've got it!
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Ooh. See?
It starts at 7:15.
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Oh, this is so great!
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You know what, don?
It is so much easier
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To pick out
A movie with alissa
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Than with you.
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I cannot believe
You've never seen
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A drew barrymore movie.
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Never.
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I'll go change.
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Alissa...Ahem.
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I need to
See you naked.
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I know. You wrote it
In my yearbook.
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Right. So,
You want to go down
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To dubcek's
Utility shed?
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Excuse me.
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Aah!
Don: whoa!
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Just a minute!
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What...
What just happened?
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I just saw
Don...Changing.
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[coldly]
Excuse me?
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Whoo.
Big finish.
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Yep.
Whoo!
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That was fun, harry!
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Well, it sure was!
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Nina...
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Do you think
It's possible
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For two people to dance
With each other
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Without inevitably
Falling in love?
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Absolutely.
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Yeah, me, too.
Want to sleep over?
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Mm-mmm.
All right.
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She's quite a dancer,
Isn't she, harry?
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Oh, she sure is, dick.
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Harry...
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You remember
That idea you had
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About me dancing
With nina
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And you
Staying home?
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You know, I've been
Thinking it over,
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And I've decided that
Is a terrific idea.
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Oh! Well, than--hey!
That wasn't my idea!
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Now, don't be modest,
Harry.
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I will dance with nina,
And you will stay home
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Per your
Original suggestion.
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Well, but, dick,
I didn't--
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Harry, I really want
To win this contest.
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You had your chance to
Win it last year,
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And you didn't
Even enter.
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I didn't even
Know about it!
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Neither did I, harry!
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00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,766
So I am dancing with nina,
And you are staying home.
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00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,268
Now, that is an order!
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Should've entered
Last year.
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Stupid!
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Sally, it's time
To go to the dance.
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Just get over it.
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No woman should see
My donnie like that.
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His naked body
Is my sacred jewel.
262
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,395
That's not funny, tommy.
263
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,030
Ohhh...I disagree.
264
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,766
I would suggest to you
That it is very funny!
265
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:42,934
Heh heh heh!
266
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:46,236
You know, I wouldn't laugh
If I were you.
267
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,006
I mean, now that alissa's
Seen a real man naked,
268
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,407
How are you gonna look?
269
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,609
Ah, pfftt!
270
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,077
Come on! Hey...
271
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,279
I hardly think
That, uh...
272
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,081
I mean...
273
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,716
Really?
274
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,651
Yes.
275
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,353
[quietly]
Really?
276
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,624
Hi, hi, hi! Hi!
277
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,695
Harry, what
Are you doing?
278
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,197
I lost
The tv remote.
279
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,366
You lost it
In the stove?
280
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,501
If I knew
Where I lost it,
281
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,769
It wouldn't be lost!
282
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,336
Now, would it?!
283
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,639
Sally! Tommy, come on!
We're gonna be late!
284
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,340
All right,
Whatever.
285
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,042
Wow!
Look at you guys!
286
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,144
We're off to the big
Badger day dance.
287
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,747
Hey, so albright was ok
With you ditchin' her?
288
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,482
Oh, absolutely.
289
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,251
She said if I was
Gonna be such a big jerk
290
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,685
About this dance thing,
291
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:35,719
She wasn't
Gonna go with me.
292
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,121
I said, "Fabulous!"
293
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:42,393
Boy. I sure wish
I could go to the dance.
294
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,163
[laughing]
295
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,530
You?! Go to
The dance?!
296
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,466
Look at you!
Dressed in rags!
297
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,501
You're so dirty!
298
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,303
[laughing]
299
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,972
Dirty!
300
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,673
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha!
301
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,677
Man! That dick
Is such a tyrant.
302
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,113
I mean, don't I have
A right to be happy?
303
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,883
You know, you can go
If you really want to.
304
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,919
Me? Go to the dance?
305
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,854
But how?
I got no car.
306
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,423
I got nothin'
To wear.
307
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,958
Oh, harry...
308
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,329
I guess
You're screwed.
309
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,209
Cross your fingers
For me, mary.
310
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,210
Uh...No.
311
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,045
Those, uh, fingers
Aren't crossed.
312
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,181
You need two,
And...
313
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,414
I'll explain it
To you later.
314
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,786
Sally, those shoes
Are awesome.
315
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,389
Oh, you like to look
At 'em, do you?
316
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,590
You like to look
At a lot of things
317
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,592
That belong to me.
318
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,027
Sally, go easy.
319
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,261
It was just
An accident.
320
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,597
You know what they say
About accidents, tommy.
321
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,432
Behind every accident...
322
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,434
Is an intentional act.
323
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,935
They say that?
324
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,305
Oh, oh, they say that,
And they're deadly serious.
325
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,673
Look, if anybody
Did this on purpose,
326
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,708
It was don.
327
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,577
Oh, right.
How would he know
328
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,212
That she would
Burst in on him?
329
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,482
Unless they
Planned this together.
330
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,150
Oh!
331
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,485
That's
The only explanation
332
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,654
That makes sense.
333
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,391
Alissa. Ahem.
334
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,825
I'm gonna go, uh...
335
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,596
Powder my nose
In the ladies' crapper.
336
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,031
Um...I'll come with you?
337
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,099
Come on.
338
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,367
[chuckles]
339
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,102
Women, huh?
Go to hell.
340
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,603
What?
341
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,804
All right, folks,
I hope you have
342
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,905
Your dancin' shoes on,
343
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,474
Because the swing dance
Competition
344
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,941
Is about to begin.
345
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:40,344
And may the best man
Win, solomon--me.
346
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,947
Oh, by the way, strudwick,
A gorilla called.
347
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,182
He wants his butt,
348
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,118
Which you're using
For a face, back!
349
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,122
Hey...
350
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,191
Are you swingers
Ready to swing?
351
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,329
I said, are you swingers
Ready to swing?
352
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,498
Ok, start.
353
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,638
Harry.
Dick.
354
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,772
If you think
You're dancing with nina,
355
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,241
You've got
Another thing coming.
356
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,242
Screw nina!
357
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,010
Oh. I'm sorry.
358
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,745
Dr. Albright, would
You do me the honor
359
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,180
Of dancing with me?
360
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,948
It would be
My pleasure...
361
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,418
Harry!
362
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,820
[peppy swing number
Begins]
363
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,480
All right. Uh...
364
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,449
Come...Come back.
Harry. Harry.
365
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,191
What happened
To you?
366
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,326
Sally pushed me
Into a garbage can.
367
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,829
It was an accident.
368
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,263
Heh heh heh!
369
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,698
This is funny
To you?
370
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,766
Oh, don't play
So innocent!
371
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,867
Yeah, lolita.
372
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:10,868
You've been angling
For a gander
373
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,770
At don's goods
For months!
374
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,839
What?!
375
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,073
I doubt that.
376
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,009
Ha! As if you had
Nothin' to do with it!
377
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,677
I was just puttin' on
Some powder!
378
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,978
Why do you have
To go around
379
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,147
Flashing other people's
Girlfriends?
380
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,016
[tommy sobs]
381
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,418
Again,
I did not do that.
382
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,554
Does that make you
Feel like a big man?
383
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,356
I was just puttin' on
Some powder!
384
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,229
Announcer: wow!
385
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,699
That was some hot,
Hot dancin'.
386
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,733
And right now,
The judges
387
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,901
Are literally making
388
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,736
The most important
Decision of their lives.
389
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,705
Oh, please let it be me!
Please let it be me!
390
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,606
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
391
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,640
And the winner is...
392
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,276
[drum roll]
393
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,277
Nina campbell...
394
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,111
Damn!
And dick solomon!
395
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,047
Me! Yes!
396
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,019
Oh, ho, ho!
397
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,162
So, strudwick...
398
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,530
Yeah. Judith...
399
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,998
You were the ones who said
I didn't have a chance, huh?
400
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,699
We never said you
Didn't have a chance.
401
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,701
We said you and mary
Didn't have a chance.
402
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,869
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
403
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,271
And--and yet, we won!
404
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,506
I mean, I won,
405
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,843
Which proves my point
That mary can dance!
406
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,344
In a way.
407
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,346
Mary. Mary!
408
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,591
So, um...Tell me.
409
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,859
Ahem.
410
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,663
Has seeing don...
Ruined you for me?
411
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,235
Uh...It may have ruined
Powder for me.
412
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:29,306
But...You could still
Enjoy seeing me naked.
413
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,308
Sure.
414
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,043
Really? That's great!
415
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,946
Hey...You want to
See me naked right now?
416
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,381
No.
417
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:40,117
[sobbing]
418
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,052
Trust me, sally.
419
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,022
I don't want anyone
But you to see me naked.
420
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,390
Really?
421
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,659
Really.
422
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,793
Actually, I don't
Even want you
423
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,596
To see me naked.
424
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,865
Baby, I see you naked
Every time I close my eyes.
425
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,901
Please stop.
426
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,704
All right, go ahead.
427
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,075
Nina?
428
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,943
I just
Want you to know
429
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:11,248
That even though you
Dumped me to dance with dick,
430
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,883
I still think
That our relationship
431
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,285
Is worth saving.
432
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,188
We don't have
A relationship.
433
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,024
Ah. Your mouth
Says no...
434
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,959
But your lips say yes.
435
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,227
Ha ha ha!
436
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,729
Oh, and how, exactly,
Would my lips say y--
437
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,103
Oh, ok, then.
438
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,641
Go wait in the car.
439
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,144
Dick: mary, wait!
440
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,078
Mary!
441
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,649
[romantic
Ballroom music plays]
442
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,426
[music swells dramatically]
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