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And I'll have 2.
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Your bet, dick.
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Oh. Oh...
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Oh, my word.
I've never seen
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So many kings.
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Well, so, uh...
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How many of these
Am I gonna bet?
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Why not all of them?
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You think
He's bluffing?
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Well, yeah.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I've got hot cards.
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You should all fold
Because...
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You're never gonna beat
My superior hand.
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I--I tell you,
I've got kings.
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I'm in.
Yeah, me too.
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Oh, damn!
I fold.
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All right. Tommy,
Whatcha got?
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2 pair.
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Sorry, won't beat
3 jacks.
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Oh! Read 'em and weep.
7, 3, 2, jack...
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5.
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I win.
All right,
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One more hand,
Then I gotta go.
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Where you goin'?
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Oh, you know how
Alissa manages
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That pretzel place
At the mall?
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She got me
A job there.
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You're getting paid
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To hang out with
Your girlfriend?
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What a country.
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Oh, oh-ho, oh, oh...
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What a terrible hand.
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What a sad assortment
Of mismatched squat.
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I'm out.
Yeah.
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Me, too.
Oh, damn!
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Good morning, mary.
Judith. Strudwick.
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Dick...
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Did you see this memo
From the new chancellor?
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He's--he's cut everything.
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Tenure, gone.
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Women's field hockey,
Gone.
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Look at this,
My research budget.
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He's cut it to nothing.
All my work.
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Oh, mary,
This is awful.
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Why would he
Do this to you?
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I mean, I could
Understand
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Judith or strudwick,
But--but you.
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Well, this
New chancellor
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Is a horrible man.
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He's an idiot.
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A real pig.
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Hello, everyone.
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Chancellor duncan.
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Welcome. Welcome.
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That's a great suit.
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You officious ogre!
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Dick.
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Did you all
Get a chance
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To look at
My little memo?
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Yes, I'm afraid
We have,
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And quite frankly--
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Innovative.
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I was gonna say
Groundbreaking.
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Good, good,
And thank you all
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For giving
The new chancellor
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A chance.
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[laughs]
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[all laugh]
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You know, I didn't
Notice it at first,
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But he's
A delightful man.
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He's a nightmare.
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A monster.
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Oh, I get it.
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Did I leave
My briefcase?
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Oh, there it is,
Right there.
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That's a gorgeous
Briefcase.
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Take that
Hideous satchel
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And begone.
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Oh, you must be solomon.
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The name
Is on the door.
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Read it
On your way out!
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I just don't understand
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Why we have to make
The pretzels.
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It says
They're homemade.
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Yeah, they're homemade
Right here.
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Does mrs. Fetzel
Know about this?
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Tommy, there is
No mrs. Fetzel.
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She was invented
By a bunch
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Of marketing guys.
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A small part of me
Has just died.
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Pay attention. Ok.
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3 shakes of salt
Is the right amount.
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Got that?
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Mm-hmm. Maybe if we
Just go over it again
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For another hour,
Or something.
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[clears throat]
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Hey, buddy.
Do I come to your job
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And stare at you
And your girlfriend?
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I'd like to,
Uh, buy a pretzel.
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I'm so sorry, sir.
Um, please accept this
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Courtesy of mrs. Fetzel's
Homemade pretzels.
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You just gave that perv
A free pretzel.
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We're allowed to
Sometimes.
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It's called
Customer relations.
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Does mrs. Fetzel
Know about this?
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Tommy, let her go.
She's gone.
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And look at this.
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The chancellor
Has even cut off
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The free long distance.
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So much for
My international
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Ideas exchange.
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That's just you
Dialing random numbers
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And talking
To whoever answers.
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Yes. Just yesterday,
I had a brief
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But fruitful conversation
With a dutch lady
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About it being the middle
Of the night over there.
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And it's worse for mary.
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Her research means
Everything to her and...
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And to nobody else.
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If only there was
Some way
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I could help her.
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Oh, but
Faculty is labor,
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And labor
Is powerless.
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You know, that actually
Doesn't seem fair.
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I mean, labor does
All the work.
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Yeah. If the workers
Didn't show,
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They'd have nothin'.
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Harry, what you've
Just said,
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It's given me
A brilliant idea.
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This is crazy,
But bear with me.
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What if the workers
Didn't show up
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For work one day?
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Yes. Maybe
On a sunday.
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No, not on a sunday.
On a regular workday.
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What if these workers
Said they wouldn't
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Come back until their--
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Let's call them
"Demands"-- were met.
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You'd have them
Over a barrel.
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The bosses
Would cave.
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Yes! Oh, my god,
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If I could
Orchestrate that,
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I'd be a hero
To the faculty, to mary,
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Even to you.
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No, actually, dick,
You wouldn't.
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Yeah. I mean,
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We wouldn't
Really care.
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Oh. That's because
I'm already your hero.
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[laughs]
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That's an order!
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Ok. Is everybody here?
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It's time to take action
Against the new chancellor.
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Absolutely.
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I'm considering
A letter of protest
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To the daily badgerian.
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I might even
Use the word...
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Obstreperous.
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I'll help you, mary.
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I just downloaded some
Angry-looking fonts.
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Great.
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It's too late for fonts.
What we need is action.
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We can't be afraid.
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Suter? You're afraid
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You'll lose
Your new office.
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Strudwick, you're
Afraid you'll lose
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Your precious perks.
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Judith, you're afraid
You'll die
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A lonely spinster
Surrounded by cats.
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We're being cautious.
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You're being sheep,
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But at least
The noble sheep
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Gives us warm sweaters.
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All your hides
Would provide
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Are coward pants.
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And you have
A better idea?
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We hit the chancellor
Where he lives.
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We threaten
To resign en masse
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If we don't get
What we want.
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You mean a strike?
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What? No. No,
I'm calling it
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"The mighty
Professor tornado
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Of the 21st century."
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A strike.
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Fine. We'll call it
A strike.
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Tommy, these pretzels
Aren't even twisted.
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Oh, yeah. That's
My new innovation,
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Pretzel wads.
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Ok, but people
Want shapes.
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Since when is wad
Not a shape?
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Hey, tommy.
Cool threads.
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What are you guys
Doing here?
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Oh, we were down there
At the crazy kiln.
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Yeah. You get to decorate
Your own ceramics
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And cut out
The expensive middleman.
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Only 90 bucks.
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I had an ashtray.
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Dropped it on
The escalator.
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It was this color.
Cool.
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Hey, you guys want
Some pretzels?
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Compliments
Of mrs. Fetzel's.
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Oh, thanks, tommy.
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Did you just give them
Free pretzels?
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Yeah. Customer
Relations.
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You can't do that
Anytime you want.
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They have to pay.
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What a wench.
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This list of demands
Is quite extensive,
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Dr. Solomon.
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Well, you have us
Up in arms, chancellor.
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Casual friday should
Be moved to wednesday?
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Everyone wanted
That one.
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You can buckle under
Anytime now.
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You people are serious
About this.
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Oh, we're
Deadly serious.
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They didn't choose me
As their leader
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Because I'm weak.
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What you have before you
Are the resignations
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Of 58 of the finest
Professors
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This side of rutherford
Junior college.
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Wow. So, you're
Really willing
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To risk your jobs?
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Yes.
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I think
You're bluffing.
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If I were bluffing,
Believe me, you'd know it.
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I'm not bluffing.
Now back to our demands--
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Uh, wait a second.
What are you doing?
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Taking the letters.
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You're really
Gonna do that?
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Well, you resigned.
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W-w-well, sure.
Of course we did.
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Well, then,
It's settled.
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I just hope
You can all afford
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Your own
Health insurance.
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We'd lose
Our health insurance?
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Well, thank goodness
We at least get our paychecks
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To see us through
This lean period.
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Get out.
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Very well.
You've dug your own grave.
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I'll be leaving now.
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Y-y-you know something?
Now that I--I think of it,
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Uh, mine may have a typo.
I'm just going to, uh...
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He actually accepted
Our letters of resignation?
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Sorry. I did
Everything I could.
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You were right.
The man is a monster.
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As long
As we're united,
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There's still hope.
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Oh, of course
There's hope, mary.
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00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,833
And just know that
If you need a shoulder
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00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:06,738
To lean on,
I'll be there.
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00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,838
Now if you'll excuse me,
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I've got a class
To teach.
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[all yelling]
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It's just not a good time
For me to resign right now,
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What with my birthday
Coming up and all.
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00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,718
I support your cause 100%.
Bye-bye.
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00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,057
So where "B" is
The coefficient of "Z,"
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Then "X"
Would equal what?
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Strudwick: it's all
Your fault, solomon!
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00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,162
Well? Well?
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You can't
Possibly--
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I'm sorry,
Mr. Pitman.
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You're going to have--
Let me just--
263
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,936
Dr. Solomon,
It's a little hard
264
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:39,971
To concentrate
265
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,206
With all the shouting
Outside.
266
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,940
That shouting,
Young pitman,
267
00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:43,941
Is the sound
268
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,243
Of a grass-roots
Movement
269
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,678
Taking hold,
270
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,513
And I am
The sweet manure
271
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,981
That makes it
Flourish.
272
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,016
Caryn: dr. Solomon,
273
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,117
It sounds like
The other professors
274
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,152
Kinda--
275
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,454
They hate you.
276
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,356
Don't be silly,
Caryn.
277
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,524
They wouldn't even
Be out there
278
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,724
If it weren't for me.
279
00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:03,327
Listen. They're
Chanting my name.
280
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,796
I guess
That makes me
281
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,731
A kind of
A working-class hero.
282
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,501
Who agrees?
283
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,835
Thank you, bug.
284
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,870
Actually,
I was wondering
285
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,138
If we're going
The full hour.
286
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,438
All the other classes
Are cancelled,
287
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,443
And I'd like to,
Uh, you know, do nothing.
288
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,512
Bug,
If the students choose
289
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,746
To show
Their solidarity
290
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,015
With our cause
By staging a walkout,
291
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,785
I, for one, would never
Stand in their way.
292
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,296
Um, tommy?
Mm-hmm?
293
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,032
I didn't want to say
Anything yesterday,
294
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,568
But this is your second
Hat infraction.
295
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,908
Actually, you did
Say something yesterday.
296
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,377
Somebody is not wearing
Their
297
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,879
"Pretzels are dessert, too"
Button.
298
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,950
Hey.
299
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,620
Tommy, why so glum?
You want a pretzel?
300
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,189
No. I hate this job.
301
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,791
Can't stand
Working for her.
302
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,961
Mmm. Well,
Whatcha gonna do?
303
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,663
Hey, tommy?
Pretzels do not
304
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,664
Salt themselves.
305
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,166
Oh, man.
You are whipped.
306
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,238
That's it. I'm tired
Of being a model employee.
307
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,708
You guys want some pretzels?
Take a bag.
308
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,442
Here. Take 6 bags.
309
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,112
Thanks, tommy.
310
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,146
There's more
Where that came from.
311
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,481
All right.
Huh.
312
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:30,982
Wow, these are way more
Than we can eat.
313
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,216
What are we
Gonna do with 'em?
314
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,352
I know.
315
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,755
We could
Eat them.
316
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,957
No. But...
317
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,761
We could sell them.
318
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,928
Brilliant!
319
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,096
Now all we have to do
320
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,198
Is find a good place
For our store.
321
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,900
Location,
Location, location.
322
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,268
How about here?
That's good.
323
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,870
All right.
324
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,507
What are you
Doing here?
325
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,541
Why, it's our
Movie night, mary.
326
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,376
Why aren't you dressed?
327
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,312
Oh, I know.
You want to stay home
328
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:05,283
And watch one
Of those scrambled ones.
329
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,751
I'm not going
Anywhere with you.
330
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,754
I'm surprised you had
The nerve to show up here.
331
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,021
Why are you so cranky?
332
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,790
You've had
The whole day off.
333
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,795
I wouldn't be caught dead
Going out with a scab.
334
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,766
Well, can't you just
Put a band-aid over it?
335
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,167
Dick, don't you get it?
336
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,369
Well, of course
I get it.
337
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,538
No, I don't get it.
338
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,307
You left the faculty
Twisting in the wind.
339
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,476
You betrayed us, dick,
340
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,711
But worst of all,
You betrayed me.
341
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,579
I--I didn't mean to.
I--I was trying
342
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,847
To help you.
343
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,616
Well, nice try.
344
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,384
Mary, can't we
Just leave this whole
345
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,955
Strike business
At the office?
346
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:47,125
I don't have
An office anymore.
347
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,528
Oh. Right.
348
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,236
[glass breaks]
349
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,508
Oh, that's not gonna help.
350
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,113
Hey, dick.
What are you doin' up?
351
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,282
Oh, I can't sleep.
352
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,584
I went into this
Whole strike thing
353
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,119
To protect mary,
354
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:18,456
And instead,
I've ruined everything.
355
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,756
Why couldn't I
Have had the courage
356
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,193
Of my convictions?
357
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,194
I know. You have
Your convictions,
358
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,195
You'd think
You'd get
359
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,797
At least
Half-credit.
360
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,200
Not on this
Crazy planet.
361
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,301
I know.
Tell me about it.
362
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,702
I thought that--that
Working with alissa
363
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,770
Would mean I'd get
A chance
364
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,706
To make out with her
In the dough room.
365
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,142
Well, until mary and I
Are working together again,
366
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,577
Things are never
Gonna be right.
367
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,612
Well, I can't work
With alissa anymore.
368
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,747
You know what
We should do?
369
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:47,151
We should switch
Girlfriends.
370
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,321
Yes.
371
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,224
But what's plan "B"?
372
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,526
I'm gonna march right into
Chancellor duncan's office
373
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,161
And do what I should have
Done in the first place.
374
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,229
I'm gonna resign.
375
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,230
Yeah, yeah,
And I'll march
376
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,231
Right up to alissa
377
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,334
And turn in
My pretzel hat.
378
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,602
What's mrs. Fetzel
Going to say?
379
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:08,872
Oh, dick. I think
You better sit down.
380
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,149
Dick. What brings
You here?
381
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,950
Chancellor duncan,
382
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,387
After an exhaustive,
And unexpectedly
383
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,922
Lengthy spell check,
384
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,159
I tender you
My resignation.
385
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,027
Well, that's very
Noble of you, dick.
386
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:33,364
Well, that's what
I was going for.
387
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,699
But it's not going
To do you any good.
388
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,435
You can't win, dick.
You have nothing.
389
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,472
I hold
All the cards.
390
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,208
Cards?
391
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,144
Yes. Cards.
392
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,947
Cards.
393
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,551
Yes. Now if you'll
Excuse me,
394
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,852
I have to present
These letters
395
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,453
To the board
Of trustees.
396
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,990
Oh, of course,
The board.
397
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,592
They were certainly
Right about you.
398
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:06,630
You are a real operator.
399
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,966
You know people
On the board?
400
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:11,336
No. I have no friends
On the board.
401
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,776
You don't know anything.
402
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,712
You're right.
I know nothing.
403
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,647
You have no reason to worry
About losing your job
404
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:27,084
Over this debacle.
405
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,419
I don't know
Why I did that.
406
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,955
I'm not quoting anyone.
407
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,791
What are you doing
With those?
408
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,125
I'm thinking
Of giving them
409
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,393
Back to you.
410
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,661
What do you
Think of that,
411
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,664
Dr. Solomon?
412
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,833
I think that would be
A huge mistake, chancellor.
413
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,401
Would it?
414
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:51,142
Yes. Accepting them
Was your greatest triumph.
415
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,613
You'd like to see me
Fired, wouldn't you?
416
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,853
No, and believe me,
I have no designs
417
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,789
On your position.
418
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,095
Oh, I'm sorry, solomon,
But I can read you like
419
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:14,465
A book. You lose.
420
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,166
I'm rehiring
The faculty.
421
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,802
Now take your letters
And get out
422
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,103
Of my office.
423
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,505
Well, it looks
Like you've
424
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,807
Outsmarted me
Once again.
425
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,443
[laughs]
426
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,579
I mean, damn!
427
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,651
Here you go,
428
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:35,887
And thank you
For coming
429
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,322
To the great american
Pretzel wagon.
430
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,690
I love your pretzels.
431
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,892
They're much better
Than the ones
432
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,461
At mrs. Fetzel's.
433
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,664
They do what they do.
We do what we do.
434
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,831
Here's a cup
For your soda.
435
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:48,832
You can go
Fill up over
436
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,535
At mrs. Fetzel's.
437
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,903
Here, see?
438
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,438
Folks, I don't know
What you think
439
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,606
You're doing,
440
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,875
But I'm
Stopping you now.
441
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,210
I'll take this.
442
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:03,281
Oh, I see
How this works.
443
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,615
You can't compete
With us,
444
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,250
So you're trying
To shut us down.
445
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,252
Yeah. We come up
With a better way
446
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,287
Of selling pretzels,
447
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,488
And you
Call in the goons.
448
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,990
The american dream?
Not in this mall.
449
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,192
Big, fat mrs. Fetzel's
450
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:18,796
Stomping all over
The little guy.
451
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,731
You stole
All our pretzels!
452
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,599
Ah-ah.
Woo-woo.
453
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,102
We sold all
Your pretzels.
454
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,873
Alissa? There's something
That you need to know.
455
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,809
Yeah, you, too.
You're fired.
456
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,944
No, you--you can't fire me.
I was about to quit.
457
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,747
I'm sorry, tommy.
Clean out your cubby.
458
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:40,384
Well, then.
Fine.
459
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,452
So, I'll see you
Tonight?
460
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,220
Pick me up?
Ok.
461
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,924
You know, even though
We didn't get
462
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,225
Any of our benefits back,
463
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,727
It's good
To be working again.
464
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,861
That's right.
465
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,563
Dick, without your
Cowardice and courage,
466
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,466
We wouldn't be right
Back where we started.
467
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,601
Thank you,
Strudwick.
468
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,968
I'll take that
As a compliment.
469
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,169
I meant it as an insult.
470
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,972
Too late.
It's a compliment.
471
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,607
By the way,
Chancellor duncan
472
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:04,975
Got a new haircut.
473
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,577
Really? Let's go tell him
How great it looks.
474
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,711
I have dibs on the bangs.
475
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,980
Ok.
476
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,582
Mary, I--
477
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,984
I wish you
Could have seen me
478
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,351
In there
With the chancellor.
479
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,386
You would have been
So turned on
480
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,088
By my heroism.
481
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,058
I know I was.
482
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,794
I've got to admit,
I--I am impressed.
483
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,730
I have that man
Eating out of my hand.
484
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,133
Anything you want
From him,
485
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,435
I can get it for you.
486
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,671
The fire exit
Has been nailed shut
487
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,239
For the past 2 years.
488
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,742
Now, mary, we don't
Want to seem greedy.
489
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,144
There's no need
To bring that up
490
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,079
Until there's
An actual fire.
491
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,017
You know,
I think I've done
492
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,485
Some real good here
493
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:51,522
Bringing management
And labor together.
494
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,957
Maybe I should go
From planet to planet
495
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,428
Solving labor problems
All over the universe
496
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,496
And then riding off
Into the sunset
497
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,033
On my motorcycle.
498
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,634
You know, dick,
It seems to me
499
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,402
That we've got
Some labor problems
500
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,771
Here ourselves.
501
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,938
That's true.
No health plan.
502
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,039
No benefits.
503
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,040
We haven't had
A raise in years.
504
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,108
Yeah, maybe we should
Go on strike
505
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,242
Against you. Unfair!
506
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,877
Unfair!
Unfair!
507
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,679
I'm sorry.
There is simply
508
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,049
No room in the budget
For raises.
509
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,050
[all groan]
510
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,218
Ah, but I can go you
One better.
511
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,819
Promotions.
512
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,655
Sally,
You are now
513
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,725
The senior
Security officer.
514
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,794
That'll look good
On the old resume.
515
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,896
Tommy, I am making you
516
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,165
Senior information
Officer.
517
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,000
About freaking time.
518
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,110
What about me,
Dick?
519
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,212
Oh, harry.
You're um, you're...
520
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:52,816
Harry, you're now...
521
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,518
Harold.
522
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,256
Champagne
For everyone!
523
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,191
Do I hear
A thank you?
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