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Harry: hi.
Reservation
For solomon.
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Right this way.
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Uh, you must
Be new here.
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That's our table.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
That table's reserved.
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That's right.
Reserved for us.
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Sir, this is
A gas receipt.
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3 gallons worth.
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Uh, look,
Do you want this
To get ugly?
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'cause, um--ahem--
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I am jonesing
For some ugly.
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I'm sorry,
But that table
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Is reserved
For the owner tonight.
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Maybe you don't
Know who you're
Talking to.
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When I come here
On my birthday,
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I get a free entree,
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When I buy
An entree,
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Providing I pay...
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For the more
Expensive entree!
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Just give us the table,
You cow-murdering bastard,
Or I swear I'll--
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Whoa!
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Did you see that?!
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My god, we could
Have been killed!
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But we weren't, tommy.
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We weren't.
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We're alive.
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We are.
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Thank god
We didn't get
That table.
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Bless you
For being
Such a jerk!
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Thanks, jackass!
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Captioning made possible by
Carsey-werner productions
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And the national
Broadcasting company
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Look at the way
That tree divides--
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2 enormous trees
Coming from one.
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I believe they call that
The crotch of the tree.
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Why do you think
The tree decided
To do that?
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Like each piece is
Taking its own path.
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Yeah, each exploring
Its own destiny.
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But still united,
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Right there
In the crotch.
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How did we never
Notice that crotch?
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Tommy, it's not just
The crotch, you see?
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I mean, it's like
I'm seeing everything
For the first time.
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What are you guys
Doing on the roof
At 3:00 in the morning?
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What are
We doing, dick?
We're living.
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Yeah.
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At 3 a.M.,
You should
Be sleeping.
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We've
Been asleep
For years.
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We're
Finally awake.
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You know, we were
Almost killed
Tonight, dick.
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What? That's awful!
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Oh, no, no, no.
It is so wonderful.
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Do you remember
When we first landed
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And everything
Seemed so fresh
And new and alive?
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Well, that's how
We feel right now.
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Oh, wow.
Look at those lights.
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Ooh.I feel
Like
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They're
Piercing
My soul.
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Oh, yeah.
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The flashing lights around
The big liquor mart sign?
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Lights that insist
On shining even in
The dark of night.
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Directing you to buy
Discount liquor?
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Ooh, whoa!
I just realized
Something.
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We're all
Wearing shirts.
How great is that?
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Ooh, my blue looks
Pretty in the moonlight.
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Who came up
With shirts?
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But they're just shirts.
We always wear shirts.
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Remember when
We were that blind?
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How sad.
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All right, here's a list
Of the gear you'll need
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For the staff retreat
On mount digney.
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This'll
Be fun.
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Are there gonna be
Snakes out there?
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If you're asking
If my lawyer's coming,
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The answer is no.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Look at this
Paper clip.
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I'm looking.
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This must be the most
Extraordinary paper clip
I've ever seen.
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Why?
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Well, look at it.
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I feel like it's
Piercing my soul.
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It's piercing
Your soul?
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Yeah. Why not?
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You know what
Your problem is?
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You take everything
For granted.
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Don't you all wish
You could be like me,
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Seeing everything
For the first time?
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Huh? Well, don't you?
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Ok, tell me what
You see exactly.
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Well,
This paper clip is...
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An unusual-type
Specimen.
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It's gray, uh...
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Slightly curlier
Than yours.
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Oh, I'm such a fraud!
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I don't even
Like paper clips!
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Leave me alone!
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Tommy! Tommy, listen!
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I've been thinking.
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I have spent my entire
Time on this planet
Being mean to people.
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All I have been doing
Is spreading fear.
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That's true.
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Yeah. So,
I have decided now
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I'm just
Gonna help people,
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People like these
Poor, miserable souls.
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Look.
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That's the cast
Of les miz.
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Sally, listen up.
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If poor folks and losers
Are your bag,
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Then go out there
And help 'em.
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Follow your dream.
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I-I've never heard you
Talk like this, harry.
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Harry? Ahh...
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Harry let other people
Define him.
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Harry let other people
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Tell harry
Who harry was.
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Well, a chandelier
Fell on harry.
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Harry's dead.
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Then who
Are you?
Me?
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I'm a.J.
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It's nice
To meet you, a.J.
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Dick: hey, guys!
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Hey, hey, hey, guys!
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I--I can't find joy
In this paper clip.
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I'm not missing
Anything, am I?
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So little...
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But so much.
It's beautiful.
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Oh, god.
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What is it?
I don't get it.
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What am I not seeing?
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Alissa: hello!
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Alissa!
Hey.
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Hi! Ohh...Hi.
Oh!
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Did you wash
Your hands?
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Oh, it's so good
To see you.
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Yeah, it's good
To see you, too.
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I love you so much.
Come with me.
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There's a crotch
I want to show you.
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Bless you,
Miss sally.
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Oh, no, chester.
Bless you.
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Sally.
Hi, don.
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It's so nice to see you
Down here at the mission
Helping out.
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Oh, well, hey, you know,
It's a whole new me.
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I've decided
I'm gonna devote
My whole life to this.
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Well, that's great, sally.
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How about
Some chicken vegetable
And double crackers?
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It's for them.
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Oh, of course.
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Oh, don.
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Thank you so much
For helping out.
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Well, you know,
You do what you can.
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Thanks.
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Get your hands
Off that. Come on.
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So, uh, you
Volunteering,
Too, harry?
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The name's a.J.
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No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
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I know who I am.
You know who you are?
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I'm don.
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Well, if you
Think you're don,
You will be don.
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I know I'm don.
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Well, there you go.
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What are you
Talking about?
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I'm talking about
Dreams, people.
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There is no limit to
What you can accomplish
In your dreams--
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No boundaries, no fear.
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But then what happens?
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You wake up,
And the dream is gone.
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It's over.
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Now, what I'm talking about
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Is dreaming
The possible dream. Yeah?
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What is your dream,
Sir?
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I--I always wanted
To play the piano.
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Well,
Who's stopping ya?
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you are
Stopping you.
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The only person
Standing
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Between you and
Your dream is you.
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I don't have a piano.
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Well, I don't
Have a piano.
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Look at me.
Hasn't held me back.
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Ok, so you weren't
Killed by a chandelier.
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What's the big deal?
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Well, don't you see?
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I mean, there are
Chandeliers hanging
Over our heads
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Everywhere
That we go
In this world.
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There are?
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Yeah. Ok,
So the chandelier
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Can come
In many forms.
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I mean, it could be
Something as horrifying
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As the bite
Of a diseased rat
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Or as whimsical
As an open manhole.
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I guess I just never heard
That expression before.
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Yeah, ok,
But the point is
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That every time
I see you,
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It could be
The last time.
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You know,
Every kiss could be
Our last kiss.
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Tommy, did a rat bite you?
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Alissa strudwick...
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Will you marry me?
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Shut up.
No. Marry me.
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No, get up off the floor.
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Ok, well, if we're
Gonna get married,
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You're gonna
Have to stop
Bossing me around.
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Shut up!
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Why does this world
Leave me so cold?
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Why does it hide
Its beauty from me?
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Hey!
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Get away from that daffodil,
You stupid hummingbird!
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Dick, we still
Haven't gotten
Your release form
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For the staff
Retreat.
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Oh, that.
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We need
An accurate head count
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To get 10% off
On parking.
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You're holding us
Back, dick.
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Why should I go?
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So the sunset
Can bore me?
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So a marmot
Can lick my
Oblivious face?
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So I can
Be so lost
In my ennui
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That I fall
Off a cliff
And--and...
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And nearly
Plummet to my...
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I'm in!
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What are you
So damn excited about?
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I'm in! I'm going
On that camping trip,
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And I am going to have
A near-death experience
If it kills me!
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Thank you,
Miss sally.
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Oh, please.
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Your patheticness
Has shown me
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How fortunate I am,
So...
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For that, I thank you.
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A chandelier fell on harry,
But who walked out?
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A.J.
A.J.
A.J.
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That's right.
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Let me break it down
For you, people.
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Have any of you ever felt
Like a slave to your job?
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No.
No.
No.
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Sometimes I do.
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Come on, rico.
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I do.
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Stop planting ideas
In his head, harry.
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The name's a.J.
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And I don't plant ideas.
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The seeds
Are already there--
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The seeds
Of your dreams.
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I just bring 'em on out
Into the sunshine.
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Well, let's take you, don.
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You're a cop.
You carry a loaded gun.
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Yeah.
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00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,841
But you're
Not superbright,
Now, are you?
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No--
Wait a minute!
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Not bright, loaded gun--
You'll be lucky
If you see 30.
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Ha. I'm way
Past that now.
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No, don!
This is not who you are!
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This is not your life.
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It isn't?
255
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,421
No.
256
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,490
What do you know
About a place
Called bhutan?
257
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,427
I think they
Shut 'em down
For serving dog.
258
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,498
No, rico. It's a kingdom
In the himalayas.
259
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,632
They speak tibetan
260
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:11,302
And value a little thing
Called self-realization.
261
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,638
Would you like
To realize yourself, don?
262
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,539
Well, it sounds good
In theory.
263
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,774
Then go!
264
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,776
Go to bhutan!
265
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:22,580
Follow your destiny!
266
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,415
I'm going
To bhutan!
267
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,518
Rico!
268
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,187
We were supposed to
Go to cocoa beach!
269
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,187
Rico!
270
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,191
♪ one bottle of beer
On the wall ♪
271
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,793
♪ one bottle of beer ♪
272
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,829
♪ you take it down
And pass it around ♪
273
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:43,801
♪ there'll be no more
Bottles of beer on the wall ♪
274
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,136
All right.
275
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,439
We'll head
To the mountain
At 8 a.M. Sharp.
276
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,606
Any questions?
277
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,274
Uh, yes. As we climb,
278
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,744
Will you point out
Any crevasses that
I might plummet into?
279
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,613
I will!
280
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,449
There's nothing
Like that here.
281
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,118
Well, I-is there
A dead man's anything?
282
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,920
You see, I'm looking
For the kind--
283
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:03,988
Shut up, dick!
284
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,256
All right,
I'm turning in.
285
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,724
Oh, and a word
To the wise:
286
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,726
Everybody
Put your food
In the bear bags.
287
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,894
This is
Bear country.
288
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:10,895
Thank you, vincent.
289
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,896
Nina:
Good night.
290
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:12,897
Good night,
Vincent.
291
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:13,898
Good night, mary.
292
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,102
Dick, what are you doing
With that sandwich?
293
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,971
Vincent just said
That was dangerous.
294
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:23,108
Well, you know what
I love about bears.
295
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,510
They'll almost kill you
Every time.
296
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,612
No, dick, they will kill you every time.
297
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,114
They will?
298
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,727
Good night, vincent.
299
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,730
Ok, tommy,
I'm really sorry.
300
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,866
I never meant to hurt
Your feelings, you know.
301
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,968
It's just that
We're so young.
We have plenty of time.
302
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,270
It's all right.
303
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,340
I mean, you can't understand
Where I'm coming from
304
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,842
'cause you haven't experienced
What I've experienced, so...
305
00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:01,345
Now, why don't you try
Some perfectly ordinary
Peanut brittle?
306
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:04,215
Tommy, that's a can
Full of fake snakes.
307
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,818
What are you talking abou--
It says peanut brittle
Right on the front.
308
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,419
Listen.
[clunking]
309
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,989
When you shake it,
It sounds like there's
Peanut brittle inside.
310
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:11,989
Go ahead.
311
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,257
All right.
312
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,325
Aah! Snakes!
313
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,893
They're gonna kill you!
314
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,198
All right, well,
What if those were real?
315
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,302
Well, I would hope
You wouldn't have
Offered them to me.
316
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,036
Yeah, but--
But the point is
317
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,239
That there's deadly
Peanut brittle out there
For everybody.
318
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,074
Yeah, I know,
Peanut brittle and
Chandeliers everywhere,
319
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,109
And that's why
I have to marry you.
320
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,912
Yes! Good!
I'm glad you're
Coming around.
321
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,480
No, that's not what I was saying.
322
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,782
Look, I love you.
Don't make me cut
Your brake lines.
323
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,485
Ok, now you're
Threatening me?
324
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,822
No! No, no.
No, no, no, no. I...
325
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,491
I just want you
To be sufficiently scared
326
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,028
So that you understand
That--that...
327
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:53,664
Every moment of life
Is so precious,
328
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,201
And--and every moment
That I'm not with you,
329
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,504
You know, it's like
A moment wasted.
330
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,039
Ok.
331
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,006
That's really sweet.
332
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,007
Ha.
333
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:03,908
So you'll marry me?
334
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,476
No.
335
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,417
Is your harness
Secure?
336
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,518
Not especially.
337
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,420
And that's
The way I like it.
338
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,288
One of the thrills
Of climbing
339
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,591
Is never knowing
When your gear
Is going to crap out.
340
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,427
Dick, the other group
Is over there.
341
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,495
Why are we
Going this way?
342
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,497
No, we're leaving
The pack behind.
343
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,732
Cat's eye peak awaits.
344
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,702
You know, the whole
Point of these
Faculty outings
345
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,004
Is not really
An intense climb,
346
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:38,008
More like a brisk walk
Followed by a nice,
Long happy hour.
347
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,344
This could be dangerous.
348
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:43,348
Yes, but, mary,
I have to perch
On the teeth of death
349
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:47,652
In order to stare
Down onto the tonsils
Of enlightenment.
350
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,087
What, do you have
Some kind of death wish?
351
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,523
Actually, it's more
Of a near-death wish,
352
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,291
But if we rule out death,
353
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,028
I really think it undercuts
The experience, you know.
354
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,530
Oh, my god.
I'm climbing a mountain
355
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,732
Tied
To a suicidal maniac!
356
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,067
Help me! Help me!
357
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,236
Mary! Mary!
Please, mary! Help me!
Help me!
358
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,207
Remember
What judith said.
359
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,542
Any loud noise
Can cause an avalanche.
360
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,544
[thump, dust falling]
361
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,414
Yodel-oh-ooh-hoo!
362
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,982
Oh, shh! Shh!
363
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,450
Ah-yodel-oh-ooh-hoo!
364
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,692
Hey! You burned me.
365
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,694
Sorry. Here.
366
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,430
Have an extra bread.
367
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,498
Thanks for nothing.
368
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,668
Man, this is really
Starting to get old.
369
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,269
Hey, a.J.,
370
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,007
You know, I've always
Dreamed of working
In the movie industry.
371
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,742
Can you help me out?
372
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:49,580
Uh, yeah. I'm gonna
Call warren beatty
For you right now.
373
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:53,217
A.J., everybody
Says you're a real
Inspiration.
374
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,886
Tell me, how did you
Change your life?
375
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:59,323
You know, you guys,
I told this story, like,
A million times already.
376
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,425
Why don't you ask
One of these guys?
377
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,494
They don't seem
To be doin' nothin'.
378
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,530
Hey, sally, can I
Have that people when
You're done with it?
379
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,031
Uh, I'm stuck
On a crossword.
380
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,632
It's gonna
Be a while.
Oh.
381
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,667
Hey, guys.
382
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,836
Isn't it great
To be alive?
383
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,671
Yeah.
I feel electric.
384
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,807
Yeah.
carpe freakin' diem.
385
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,210
Ha ha! Ha...
386
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,479
Uh, who are
We kiddin'?
It's over.
387
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,615
I was just faking it
So I wouldn't harsh your buzz.
388
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,984
Hi, guys.
389
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,319
I just came
To say good-bye.
390
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,787
Where you going, don?
391
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,155
The name's not don.
392
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,890
It's skip.
393
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,461
And I'm going
To bhutan!
394
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,796
No way!
395
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:39,797
What?!
396
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:40,798
Why?
397
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,167
Self-realization.
398
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,503
Oh. Yeah.
399
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,874
Are you sure
This is what you
Wanna do, don?
400
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,611
I'm sure I spent $4,000
On a package deal.
401
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,247
Well, when are we
Gonna see you again?
402
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,614
Maybe never.
403
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,184
Maybe in 3 weeks.
404
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,718
Probably in 3 weeks.
405
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,054
Oh, don't be mad!
406
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:03,987
I'm not mad!
407
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:11,128
Dick, stop
What you're doing
Right now!
408
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,831
I don't care about
Your adrenaline high!
409
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,333
I want to live!
410
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,368
I want to live!
411
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,737
You'll live
Like never before.
412
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,707
Imagine
Tasting a blueberry
For the first time
413
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,708
Every time!
414
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,775
Forward!
415
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,645
You're not
Taking me with you!
416
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,379
There we go!
417
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,016
The gaping maw
Of the unknown!
418
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:35,219
I'm one fingerhold
Away from death
419
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,453
And thus life!
420
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,557
Hi, guys.
421
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,860
I left the watermelon
In the car. Stupid.
422
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,297
I'm coming with you.
423
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:02,312
Nooo!
424
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,851
Yes!
425
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,853
What?
426
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,423
The answer is yes.
427
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,559
I ask you
A question?
428
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,895
You asked me
To marry you.
429
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,931
Oh!
430
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,966
Right!
431
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,401
Wow! All right.
432
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,237
Well, um, that's
Super-duper there.
433
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,506
You were just
So intense.
434
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,041
I couldn't get
What you were saying
Out of my head,
435
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,744
So I asked my mother,
My priest, allison,
Kristina, and brittany,
436
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,314
And they all said no,
But--but I say yes!
437
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,250
W-w-w-wait. You didn't
Listen to your mother?
438
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,420
I mean, I don't know
If I can marry a girl
439
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,488
Who doesn't listen
To her mother.
440
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,291
Tommy, are you telling me
You've changed your mind?
441
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,827
No, hardly. I'm just
Saying that we have to
Carefully consider--
442
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,362
You've changed
Your mind. Yeah.
443
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,630
I'm an idiot.
You know, this is why
I said no twice.
444
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,731
No, but, alissa, I--
445
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,733
But then I started
Thinking, you know,
446
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,904
About how much I like you
And how great we are together
447
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,206
And how I'd never
Want to lose that.
448
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,707
And sure, it's impulsive,
449
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,243
But some of the greatest
Things you could do
In life are impulsive,
450
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,279
And, I mean,
Think about it, tommy,
451
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,815
We could
Wake up every morning together
In each other's arms forever.
452
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,784
God, I'm a moron!
453
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,554
Alissa,
Will you marry me?
454
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,690
No!
455
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,464
Look, dick, I--
I don't care what you do.
456
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,033
You can skydive,
Bungee-jump,
457
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,402
Go over niagara falls
On a pogo stick
For all I care.
458
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,971
Just don't drag me along.
459
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,173
I would think
You'd be a little more
Grateful, mary.
460
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,641
I wanted you
To share my experience.
461
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:38,642
Thank you.
462
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,044
Thank you
For the gift of death.
463
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,613
It's the thought
That counts.
464
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,615
If you wanna
Go pick flowers,
465
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,950
Pick flowers
In a nice, safe park.
466
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,286
Oh, blah,
Blah, blah, blah,
Blah, blah, blah.
467
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,253
There's a train.
468
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,589
Oh, I've seen
Trains before.
469
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,258
They no longer hold
Any excitement for me.
470
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,427
Dick!
471
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,562
Aah!
472
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,832
Ahh.
473
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,200
Ohh.
474
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,002
M-mary,
Are you all right?
475
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,069
Yes.
476
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,472
Oh, my god. That train
Could have killed us.
477
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,608
We were inches away
From death!
478
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,443
Look what you did
To my car!
479
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:16,680
But we're alive!
Mary, we're alive!
480
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,448
Dick, do you smell gas?
481
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:22,119
Yes. I feel
Like I'm smelling it
For the first time.
482
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,522
We're alive!
483
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,728
Nice night,
Isn't it?
484
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,564
Eh...
485
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,534
Great news!
486
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,402
I blew up
Mary's car!
487
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,738
Now I can see
Life like you do,
With aliveness.
488
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,708
I'm not actually sure
"Aliveness" is a word.
489
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,076
It is now.
490
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:50,281
Come, roll with me
In the dewy scent
Of the night jasmine.
491
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,784
You know, what's weird
Is--is you can smell it
Every night,
492
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,319
You know
What I'm saying?
493
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,021
What's sally
Talking about, a.J.?
494
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,824
A.J. Was
Full of crap.
495
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,092
Heart of gold,
Full of crap.
496
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,629
Hey, guys,
I just had another
Near-death experience.
497
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,364
Alissa's father
Found out I proposed,
498
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,666
And he came after me
With a bat.
499
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,503
So you can still be
In my soul posse.
500
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:16,073
Uh, it didn't really work
The second time.
501
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,607
But look...
502
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:21,945
In the distance I see
The shining brilliance
Of the liquor mart sign.
503
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,081
Remember this moment, dick.
504
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:28,185
God, I wish I could see
With your clarity.
505
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:32,088
Can you make out
If those tall boys
Are still on sale?
506
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:41,265
Captioning made possible by
Carsey-werner productions
And the national
Broadcasting company
507
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,401
Man, this place
Must be good.
508
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,835
Look at the line.
509
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,937
Yeah. Wonder what soup
They've got.
510
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:50,340
I've been hankering for
A nice lobster bisque all day.
511
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,576
Come on, chester,
Move it along.
512
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,244
We got
Hungry people here.
513
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:58,182
Yeah. Some of us have jobs
To get back to, all right?
514
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:01,384
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The national captioning
Institute, inc.
515
00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,320
What are you
All looking at?
516
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:07,224
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