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- ( crowd cheering on tv )
- oh, it's that thing again.
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I have a name.
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I mean football.
I thought they canceled
That in january.
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Well, guess they
Brought it back.
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I still don't
See the point.
What's it all about?
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From what I understand,
They try to kill
Whoever has the ball.
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Those two guys
In the middle seem
Awfully... Intimate.
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Yeah, they've been going
At it the whole game.
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Yeah, they should
Just get a room.
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- is there any upside?
- if you make it down
To the big poles,
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- you get to dance.
- dance?
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And if you're
Really good,
You win a trip
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To some fruit bowl,
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But only the best
Dancers make it.
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- see ya.
- whoa. Where
Are you going?
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- I have
Glee club practice.
- glee club?
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- yeah.
- I see. You've
Changed your mission.
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Now you're researching
What it's like
To be a girl.
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For your information,
Glee club is not
Just for girls.
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Yeah, it's
Also for geeks
And nancy boys.
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Hey!
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Oh, he's dancing.
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( tv clicks off )
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- hey!
- this is obviously
A waste of time.
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Go do something with
One of your girlfriends.
That's an order.
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Fine!
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Wait a minute.
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I don't have
Any girlfriends.
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You and me, sister.
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You and me.
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( '50s rock music playing )
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( marching band playing "Louie louie" )
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- they are so good.
- they ought to be.
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They've been playing
The same damn song
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For the past
Six hours.
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They're a marching band.
Why don't they march?
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- preferably
Into the ocean.
- ( music stops )
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Come on,
Don't tell me
You're not excited
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About the homecoming
Weekend.
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You know, between
The pendleton badgers
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And ohio western
Mustangs.
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Oh, it's football.
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Everywhere I turn,
It's football, football,
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Big, fat shmutball.
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Well, forgive me,
Mr. Intellectual.
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God forbid
You should come down
From your ivory tower
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- for four quarters.
- four quarters?
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I don't care
What you pay me,
I'm not going.
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Plus, it's bad enough
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There was a giant
Papier-mâché rodent
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Blocking my parking spot
This morning.
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You mean
Pendleton j. Badger.
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What does
The "J" stand for?
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- nothing.
- nothing starts
With "N."
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- it's just
A kooky initial.
- "Q" is kookier.
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Why isn't it
Pendleton q. Badger?
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- I don't know.
Why don't you ask him?
- ( scoffs )
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- anyway, I got us
Great seats.
- ( groans )
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It's not just
A sporting event.
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It's a long-standing
Tradition--
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Pendleton versus
Ohio western.
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You know, if you really
Want to defeat them,
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The secret is right
In front of you--
The giant badger.
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It's a trojan float.
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Load our team in.
We push it up
To their school walls.
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And they say, "Look.
A friendly giant badger.
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Let's bring it inside."
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Later, that night,
They fall asleep,
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And whammo!
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It could work.
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It's not
Very sportsmanlike.
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Well, I'll admit
It doesn't involve
Any dancing
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Or homoerotic
Butt-slapping.
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Although, you never
Know what goes on
Inside a giant badger.
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( out of tune ) ♪ bali ha'I ♪
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♪ may call you ♪
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♪ any night ♪
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♪ any day ♪
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♪ here am I ♪
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♪ your special island ♪
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♪ come away ♪
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♪ come away ♪
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♪ bali ha'I-- ♪
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That was really, um...
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Better.
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Everyone take a seat.
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You know, you mustn't
Be afraid to sing
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From your heart,
From your mind,
From your body.
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Music is the sound
Your soul makes.
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Try it like this.
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( inhales )
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♪ you'll hear me
Call you ♪
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♪ singing through the sunshine ♪
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♪ sweet and clear ♪
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♪ as can be ♪
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♪ here am I ♪
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♪ come to me ♪
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♪ here am I ♪
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♪ come to me ♪
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♪ here am I
Come to me ♪
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♪ bali ha'I. ♪
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( sighs )
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Now, who would
Like to stand up
And try it like that?
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Tommy.
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- how's it going?
- I'm kind of busy--
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Great.
Listen, um...
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- we're friends,
Aren't we?
- yeah, sure.
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Good, 'cause I've decided
We're best friends.
You got a problem with that?
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00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,768
- uh... No.
- thanks, nina.
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I finally
Have a girlfriend.
You're my first one.
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Oh, sally, I am?
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- why?
Is that weird?
- oh, no.
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No, it's tough making
Friends with women.
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You're telling me.
I can barely
Stand myself.
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So, uh... What
Do you want to do
Now, girlfriend?
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You want to go shopping
Or talk about cramps?
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Shopping.
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And, for monday,
I want you to read
And outline
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Chapters eight
Through 24.
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- leon: what?
- except for chapter 12
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Which you will refute
In a 10-page treatise
With illustrations.
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- oh, come on.
- ( all groaning )
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- dr. Solomon, it's
Homecoming weekend.
- yeah, the big game.
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Oh, yes, I forgot.
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God forbid that
Your intellectual
Development
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Should get in the way
Of the big game.
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What could be
More important
Than the big game?
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The fate of mankind
Rests on the outcome
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00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,356
Of the big game.
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00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,192
Is he being
Sarcastic?
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And I've got
News for you.
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The "J" in
Pendleton j. Badger,
It's meaningless.
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( all gasp )
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Dr. Solomon,
You've insulted
My intelligence,
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My religion,
And my family,
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And that's okay.
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But there's one thing
You cannot insult,
And that's the badgers
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Because there's something
You don't even know
About a badger, man.
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When they dig holes,
They do it for a reason.
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And their teeth,
They're really sharp
When they're very young.
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So I'm going to that game,
And I don't care if you
Fail me for it.
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But you're
Already failing.
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Okay, as long as we
See eye to eye, then.
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I just don't see
Why you care so much
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- about a team that has
No chance of winning.
- ( all gasp )
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Why are you
So passionate
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About a lost cause?
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Ohio western's
Record is 6-1.
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They're going to win.
Why don't you root
For them?
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00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:07,318
But we go to pendleton.
We're the badgers.
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The badgers are us.
We're us, not them.
They're them.
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We're us with the--
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- don't you get it?
- no!
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Why didn't you
Just go to western?
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Because we...
Choked on our sats.
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- that skirt was really
Cute, wasn't it?
- yeah.
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And there were
Those shoes that looked
So great on you.
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Thank you.
So, this is
Where you live.
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Oh, nina,
I'm glad you're here.
Get me some coffee.
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We're not at the office.
I'm here with sally.
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Yeah, that's right.
She's my friend,
My best friend.
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If she's going to
Get anybody coffee,
It's going to be me.
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We'll see about that.
Nina,
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Who are you going
To get coffee for?
Sally or me?
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Okay, I have to go
Home and feed my cat.
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- I didn't know
You had a cat.
- I'm going to go buy one.
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- I'll call you
In 10 minutes.
- okay.
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According to
The "Daily badgerian,"
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Over 45,000 alumni
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Will return to pendleton
For the homecoming game.
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You'd think that
After four years
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They'd want to put
The experience
Behind them.
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All I know is,
My friend nina and I
Are going together.
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- we bought new outfits.
- I think I'm going
To go, too.
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- really?
- it's not that
I'm being sucked in.
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It's purely
Scientific.
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And who knows?
Pendleton might win.
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That would be
Da bomb.
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You heard me.
Da bomb!
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- dick, can I talk to you
For a second?
- what is it?
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I met this woman
That I really like,
And I think she likes me,
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But she's
A little older--
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31.
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Do you really think a woman
Of that age would be
Interested in you?
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- sure.
- wow! Good job.
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- what's your first move?
- I don't know.
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- I want to take her
Someplace special, but--
- excuse me.
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- what about august?
- she'll understand.
She's a good kid.
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00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:08,139
You know, there's
A word for what
You're doing here.
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00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,608
Oh, right.
It's called
Trading up.
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( door opens )
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00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,247
Guys, guess what.
I went to the stadium
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00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,083
To see if I could get
A job as a vendor
For the game.
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00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,553
- did you get it?
- no. I didn't have
Enough experience
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00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,488
To sell hot dogs.
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00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,325
So they hired me
As a security guard.
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- hi.
- hi, tommy.
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Sunny d?
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Thank you.
You know, tommy,
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00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,980
You may think I haven't
Noticed, but you're
Making a lot of progress.
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00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,915
I'm trying.
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00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,520
I know you are.
And it'll pay off.
Trust me.
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I'm counting on it.
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Mrs. Frost,
I got you
Something else.
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00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,430
It's a ticket
To the homecoming
Pendleton game.
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00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,999
( gasps )
The mustangs-badger game?
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00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,701
- yeah.
- that's very sweet,
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00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,703
But I couldn't
Accept a gift.
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00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,873
No, my dad, he gets
Them for free.
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00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,875
He works
At the university.
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00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,410
They pay him squat,
So they give him perks.
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00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,581
Well, thank you,
Tommy.
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00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,790
Man on first.
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00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,729
Hey, buy us
A couple of beers?
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00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,764
Sure.
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00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,866
You girls going
To the big game?
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00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,302
We don't want
To talk to you.
We're just broke.
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00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:49,641
This is so strange.
I feel this gnawing
In my stomach.
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00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,743
I told you,
This is not
The place
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00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,745
For oysters
Rockefeller.
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00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,747
No, it feels
More like tension.
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00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,416
I think I might
Actually be nervous
About the game.
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00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,418
There's nothing
To be nervous about
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00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,686
Because the badgers
Are going to win!
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00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:05,757
Badgers beat
The mustangs?
In your dreams!
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00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,425
Yeah.
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00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,594
- whoo!
- go ahead,
Laugh now
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00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,363
- 'cause you're going
To be crying tomorrow.
- I don't think so.
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00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,400
- we're going to beat you
A million to one!
- oh, yeah, right.
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Like you're
Going to score
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2,380 touchdowns
A minute.
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00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,006
You're not going
To score anything.
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00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:25,043
These aren't the same
Badgers you pushed
Around last year.
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- oh, really?
- yeah. We've got a bunch
Of fifth-year seniors,
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And they bulked up
Like crazy.
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- all: ooh!
- and they've
Got heart.
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Yeah, one each.
238
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:38,656
- yeah.
- yeah? Well, I got
Bad news for you, lady.
239
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,926
She's no lady.
She's a badger.
Show them your teeth.
240
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,063
Oh, yeah?
Well, you're
Going down.
241
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,899
- and you know why?
- why?
242
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,035
- because badgers suck.
- badgers don't suck.
They bite!
243
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,037
You guys are nuts.
244
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,039
- nuts like a badger!
- yeah!
245
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,008
- yeah.
- ( snarling )
246
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,116
Hurry!
Hurry!
247
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,252
- hurry!
- what? What?
248
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:11,555
The western team bus
Is just pulling up!
249
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,558
Mary:
oh, my god.
250
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,131
This glass is cold.
251
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:33,144
All right...
252
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,014
Let's just drop
The ax there, little buddy.
253
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,951
I said drop it!
254
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,354
There's something
I have to tell you.
255
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:47,124
- what is it?
- I never thought
I'd say these words,
256
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:50,628
- but I'm in love
With another woman.
- who is it?
257
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,097
It's mrs. Frost.
258
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,667
Mrs. Frost,
The glee club teacher?
259
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,169
I'm afraid so.
It just happened.
260
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,941
I understand.
261
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,176
You gotta do
What you gotta do.
262
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,748
S-so, you're not
Upset or jealous?
263
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,485
No,
264
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,520
Not at all.
265
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,090
I hope you two will be
Very happy together.
266
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:23,394
Oh, there's something
I have to tell you, too.
267
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,396
I've been seeing
Val kilmer.
268
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,231
Really?
269
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,433
Oh, I'm glad
You've got someone.
270
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,039
Whew!
271
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:39,210
Man on p.A.:
we're very pleased, attendance is 19,438.
272
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,646
Cheerleaders:
we'll beat ya! we'll beat ya!
273
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,482
we'll eat ya! we'll bite ya! we'll claw ya!
274
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,383
we'll beat ya! we'll eat ya!
275
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,420
We'll bite ya!
We'll beat ya!
We'll eat ya!
276
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,923
- we'll beat ya!
Go, badgers!
- ( all cheering )
277
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,660
( horn blowing )
278
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,632
Mary, you
Were so right.
I feel great!
279
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,302
I just feel
Tingly all over,
280
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,338
And that's not
Just the lead
Paint talking.
281
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,641
- you really went
All out, didn't you?
- yeah.
282
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:12,877
Bug and pitman did it.
They didn't want to,
But I made them.
283
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,279
It goes all
The way down,
You know.
284
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,285
Man on p.A.:
you'll be happy to know the homecoming queen
285
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,287
- is recovering nicely.
- tommy.
286
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,289
Oh, mrs. Frost.
287
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,125
What a coincidence.
Corn dog?
288
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,031
Well, hello,
Mrs. Sumner.
289
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,033
- how's the dean?
- he's fine, thank you.
290
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,502
Excellent.
I'm going to have
To look in that bag.
291
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,439
What?
Uh, uh...
292
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,807
Ooh, binoculars, huh?
293
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,977
And exactly who is it
That you were planning
On looking at?
294
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,348
Around here we got
A little thing called
Right to privacy.
295
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,950
- okay, spread
'em, lady.
- oh!
296
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,418
There you go.
297
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,420
- oh.
- ( radio squelches )
298
00:15:56,422 --> 00:16:00,157
This is solomon.
I need a canine unit.
299
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,459
Man on p.A.:
we request that you stop throwing things
300
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,761
at the pendleton band.
301
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:07,665
Please, god, block
The extra point!
302
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,501
I promise I'll never ask
For anything else!
303
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,670
Screw mary's
Shut-in grandmother!
304
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,939
Just block that kick!
305
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,508
- yes, yes, yes!
- ( all groan )
306
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,510
- aw!
- yeah!
307
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:23,548
- whoo!
- there is no god!
308
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,183
What do you think
About your badgers now?
309
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:29,620
Up yours, buddy.
Quick, dick,
Give him the finger.
310
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,257
Yeah!
311
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,427
( all cheer )
312
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,429
( all groan )
313
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:42,266
What the hell's
The matter with you?!
314
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,435
I don't get it.
Our guys don't advance.
315
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,470
They're in a constant
State of retreat.
316
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,140
( all groan )
317
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,575
I can't watch this
Anymore.
318
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,112
( all groan )
319
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,484
- ( cheerleaders chanting )
- get up here.
320
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,753
Get in there
And remind them
We're going that way.
321
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,389
- 23, get back here.
- excuse me, lady.
322
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,557
- hey, I'm the coach.
- oh, yeah?
323
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,628
So you're the idiot
Who's running this team
Into the ground.
324
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,697
That's me.
You got a problem
With that?
325
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,565
Yeah, as a matter
Of fact, I do.
326
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,634
Let me tell you
What you can do.
327
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,903
Take that pretty little body
Of yours, and march it
Up to the bleachers,
328
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,039
And park it.
329
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,442
I was just about to say
The same thing to you.
330
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,777
- oh, yeah?
- yeah.
331
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,445
- yeah?
- yeah!
332
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,447
Why are your guys
Throwing the ball?
333
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,783
Your throwing guy's
Too short to see
Over the fat guys.
334
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,520
You need to run left.
It's their weak side.
335
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,055
What do we do after that,
Miss schottenheimer?
336
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,892
You do it again.
They won't expect it.
337
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,596
- she's right, coach.
- you shut up, or I'll
Quit fixing your grades.
338
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,466
( chuckles )
No.
339
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,836
No. No.
340
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,774
Oh, god, no!
341
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,709
( horn blowing )
342
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,180
Yeah, now
That's a play.
343
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,116
You heard the lady.
344
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,520
If you get any more
Of those good ideas,
345
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,423
- you mark 'em down
On this pad for me.
- can do.
346
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,625
- you're doing
A hell of a job.
- ( loud slap )
347
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,402
All:
Yeah!
348
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,072
( all groan )
349
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,712
I think there's been
A misunderstanding.
350
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,982
Apparently.
351
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,983
Man on p.A.:
pendleton recovers the fumble
352
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,952
on the mustangs' 30-yard line.
353
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,623
Okay, everybody!
354
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,091
Here, come on,
Let's try another one.
355
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,161
Sine, cosine,
Cosine, sine!
356
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,431
Three-point-one-four-
One-five-nine!
Now you try it.
357
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,732
All:
Sine, cosine,
Cosine, sine!
358
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,902
Three-point-one-four-
One-five--
359
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,539
- ( yells )
- ( all cheering )
360
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,308
( no audible dialogue )
361
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,810
What?
What happened?
What happened?
362
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,814
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
363
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,150
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
364
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,519
Let's keep it down!
365
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,790
All right,
Who threw that?
366
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,792
All right,
Who threw that one?
367
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,261
Okay--
368
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:28,165
Man on p.A.:
pendleton wins, I can't believe it. Pendleton wins.
369
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,900
Hey, nina,
370
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,902
Look what they gave me
For winning.
371
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,740
Ooh, steak sandwiches.
372
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,112
Mrs. Frost,
I'm pretty sure
We can work this out.
373
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,182
Tommy, there
Is no we.
374
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,016
There can't be,
375
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,452
And I'm not just
Talking legally.
376
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,389
Well, then why did you
Spend all that time
Singing to me,
377
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,558
Luring me like a siren
To my destruction?
378
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,994
I'm a singing
Teacher, tommy.
379
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,163
I sing.
I didn't mean
380
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,232
To give you
The wrong impression.
381
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,534
Look, I think
You'd be better off
With a girl your own age.
382
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,038
Yeah.
So what's your
Mother look like?
383
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,144
- ( marching band playing )
- listen.
384
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,146
- can you hear them
Celebrating?
- ah, yes.
385
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,148
The happy sounds
Of cars overturning
386
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,483
And stores
Being looted.
387
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,652
( sighs )
I love the smell
Of burning rubber.
388
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,188
- it smells like victory.
- a sweet victory.
389
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,258
You know,
It's amazing.
390
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,593
There we were,
Thousands of
Total strangers
391
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,595
All pulling together,
392
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,830
Trying to transfer
Our collective strength
393
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,166
To a tiny group
Of young men
394
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,168
That we didn't
Even know.
395
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,338
We cheered for them,
And they won for us.
396
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,107
I've never felt
Such a feeling of joy
397
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,410
And camaraderie.
398
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,413
The only sad part
Is that everyone
Couldn't share it.
399
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,648
Someone had to lose.
400
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,684
I feel for
The mustang fans.
401
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,454
Ah, screw 'em.
402
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,155
You're right.
403
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,225
- both:
Badgers rule!
- yeah!
404
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,160
Okay, lovebirds,
405
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,630
Party's over.
Let's, uh...
406
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,565
Take it inside.
407
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,144
( marching band plays "Louie louie" )
408
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,148
Mustangs give
You problems.
409
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,151
Mustangs give
You grief.
410
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,152
Mustangs give
You trouble,
411
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,255
But the badgers
Got the teeth.
412
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,257
All:
We're bad.
We're bad.
413
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,092
We're bad-gers!
414
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,094
We're bad.
We're bad.
415
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,029
We're bad-gers!
416
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,931
- not beavers.
- not hamsters.
417
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,833
- not gerbils.
- all: not lancers.
418
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,668
We're bad.
We're bad.
419
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,503
We're bad-gers!
420
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,272
( all snarling )
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