All language subtitles for Starsky & Hutch S02e25 Starsky And Hutch Are Guilty_track3_[eng]

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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[TYRES SCREECHING]

[EXPLODES]

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[TYRES SQUEALING]

[MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

MAN 1:
Hey, Oscar.

Come on, Oscar, open up.
This is Starsky!

MAN 2: Hey, wait a minute, baby.
I'll be right there.

STARSKY: We're wasting time.
Hutch, kick it in.

[BANGING ON DOOR]

MAN 2: Hey, what do
you guys want from...?

[PUNCHING AND GRUNTING]

Hey, please, no more!

[BANGING]

MAN 2:
Hey!

Please, no more,
please!

[CRASHING]

[DOOR SLAMMING]

[FOOTSTEPS LEAVING]

For a hard-nosed cop,
you're not doing
your image any good.

When I was a kid,
he was a contender.

Don't change the subject.
Do you trust me or not?

With my life, yes.
With your choice
of women, no.

I told them
we'd meet them at eight.

Starsky and Hutchinson.
I have Chief Detective Ryan in
my office. He wants to see you two.

Not again, Captain.
He ate us out already.

I don't blame him.
You're getting a commendation,

an invitation to speak
to the graduating class
at the academy,

and you tell them to forget
what they've been taught.

Got a lot of laughs.
Not with Ryan.

Well, I thought it was funny.
He's a worse critic than Ryan.

Captain, Ryan's been on our back
for three years.

A lot longer than that, Starsk.
Are you finished?

Captain, we have a lot
of respect for Chief Ryan,

but he doesn't like
the way we dress,

he doesn't like the way
we comb our hair,
he doesn't like the way...

We're in trouble, huh?

Big trouble?

RYAN:
I'd say so.

Oh, chief, I was just
bringing my men
in to see you.

CHIEF: Do you know a character
named Oscar Newton?

Oscar? Yeah.
Sure we do.

When's the last time
you saw him?

This afternoon.
Exactly what time?

Well, if you'll hold on
a second, I'll get it for you.

Something wrong?

What do you know about him?

He's a, uh, junkie.

Takes a few tips, turns over
a few hot items, nothing big.

Makes enough to feed his habit,
keep off welfare.

A real upstanding citizen
that you never busted.

That's right. We bust him,
what does he get?

Thirty to 60 days to dry out.
He's worth more to us
on the street.

He's a good snitch. I know
you don't approve, chief,

but that's the way
a cop's gotta operate
these days.

Here you go, Chief.
Arrived at 2:55 p.m.
And left at 3:10.

Now, what about Oscar?

He was worked over by two men.
What?

He's in the County General
in critical condition,
in a coma.

Got any leads?

RYAN: Two cops.
What?

Who's that?
I'm looking at them.

If that's a joke,
no one's laughing.

It's no joke, not this time.

This time, you got sloppy.
We got two witnesses.

I don't believe this.

Chief, do we have
a right to know who
those two witnesses are?

They already gave
sworn depositions.

We warned them that you two
might want to talk to them.

We also promised them
complete protection

in case there are any overt
or veiled threats
against their person.

Now, wait a minute, chief.

You're acting like
my men are guilty
before they've had a trial.

They're my men, too,
captain.

Believe me, Starsky
and Hutchinson's rights
will be protected,

and I promise you,
we'll go by the book that
they so constantly ignore.

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HUTCH:
Uh, Mrs. Marlowe?

Hi.

Captain Ryan said
you two would show up.

Yes, ma'am.

Mrs. Marlowe, would you take
a good look at us, please?

A real good look.

So?

Well, you told
Captain Ryan

that you saw us this afternoon,
across the street.

That's right.

At 3:00.

Driving that car.
You left at 3:30.

Excuse me, ma'am,
I think there's some mistake.

You see, we did arrive at 3:00,
but we left at 3:10, not at 3:30.

That's right.

Look, honey, maybe you can fool
the people downtown,

but I know what time you left.

It was 3:30, and all your talk
can't change that.

Look, Mrs. Marlowe,
no offence meant,

but is there any reason
why you're so positive

that you're right about the time
and that we're wrong? Huh?

That's easy, because it ain't me
you're calling wrong.

You think somebody's wrong about
the time, then you go talk to the TV.

To the TV?
That's right.

Because when I was washing
my windows,

I was listening to the TV inside,
The Edge Of Night.

It was just going off,
and I missed the end of it

because you went squealing
away from here in that car.

Now, I saw that car, and I saw you!

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you.
There's no use
arguing with the TV.

Nope.

[]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Yes?
HUTCH: Mr. Atkins?

Yeah.
HUTCH: Police, sir.

May we come in?

Thank you.

Thank you,
Mr. Atkins.

I presume
Captain Ryan told you

that we'd be stopping by.

I spoke to some officers
this afternoon,

right before the ambulance left
with Mr. Newton.

Is he okay?

He's still in a coma.

STARSKY:
Mr. Atkins...

I'm Detective Starsky.
This is Detective Hutchinson.

Mr. Atkins?

Have you seen us
before?

No, sir.

Well, you told the officers
that you had.

L... l... I didn't really
tell them what I saw.
I told them what I heard.

What you heard.

What did you hear?

W... Well, it was two guys that came
running up the stairs.

They pounded on the door,
and then they kicked it in.

Well, why would you assume
that was us?

Well, there must be something.

Well, you said, " Come on, Oscar.
Open up. It's me, Starsky,"

and then you said
some other stuff,

and then something like,
"Okay... kick it in, Hutch."

Those exact names?

I had to tell them what I heard.
I'm sorry.

I could tell them I made a mistake,
if that's what you want.

I mean, who could tell?

I could have gotten
a lot of names mixed up.

Mr. Atkins,
you just tell us the truth.

That's all we ask.

STARSKY:
Doesn't make any sense.

That guy Atkins is so scared,
he'll say anything we want.

He really thinks we're the ones
that busted up Oscar.

Yeah, he's scared,

and that lady across
the street is too hot
to be acting.

Something's going on.

[TYRES SQUEAL]

[RADIO PLAYING]

You want to go
to a hockey game?

Nah, I don't want to see
those bums play.

You don't want to go
to a hockey game.

You don't want to watch TV.
You don't want a beer.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Hello?
Give me that. Yeah? Yeah.

Hey, we get paid
to follow orders.

No, we didn't leave
any fingerprints.

We should have bounced
a gun butt off his head.

WHISPERING:
Shut up.

Yeah.

I understand.

We're to stay by the phone.

Why? What's wrong?

That junkie we roughed up,
Oscar Newton...

He's a lot tougher
than he looked.

He's still alive.

[BEEPING]

DISPATCH: Zebra 3,
Zebra 3.

See the owner of the house
at 1328 Dev on.

Complaints from neighbours.
Possible prostitution activity.

Repeat, see the owner
of the house at 1328 Devon.

HUTCH: This is Zebra 3.
We are responding.

[]

I'd still feel better if we were out
chasing the guys that beat up Oscar,
rather than rousting hookers.

Starsky, we'll get them.

Just remember, this is the part
called earning our daily bread.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Hi.
Hi.

Excuse me.

Anything I can do
for you two fellas?

Well, some friends said
we might come here
and have a little fun.

Well, you came to the right place.
Good.

Won't you come over
and make yourself comfortable.

Thank you.
Okay.

Like to sit down there?
Thank you.

Hi there.
Hello. How are
you doing...? Whoop.

Kate, you ninny!

They're cops, not tricks.

You're cops?

Afraid so.

Sorry.

Kate, sweetheart,
go do your nails.

I've done my fingernails.

Then go do your toenails.
Girls.

I'm sorry, Nikki.

Good night.

Hiya, Nikki.
Are you gonna bust me?

Well, that all depends
on you, Nikki.

You see, uh, there've been some
complaints from the neighbours.

Well, I hear that you two
have gotten smart.

Well, what is that
supposed to mean?

How much will it take
to keep me open?

Oh, come on, Nikki.

The word on the street is
that you two are on the take.

Well, we're building ourselves
quite a reputation.

The word on the street is wrong.

I should have known
it was too good to be true.

Time to be moving on, Nikki.

All right.
The girls will be out
in an hour.

I'll pack up and be out
in the morning. Okay?

Okay.

But if you come back,
we'll be back. Okay?

Uh, even though it is
bad for business,

I'm glad the word
on the street is wrong.

It would be such a shame
to see you two turn rotten.

Thank you, Nikki,

but that doesn't change
anything about you moving.

Like I said, you'll see
a "For Rent" sign
tomorrow morning.

I'm already
turning out the lights.

Uh, Hutch.
Do you want me to send you
a card with my new address?

No.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

MAN 1:
How does it look to you?

MAN 2:
I don't see anybody.

MAN 1:
Okay, let's make it.

Hey, what are you doing?

You said I had until tomorrow.

[SCREAMING]

Nikki,
what happened to you?

Like you don't know.

Like we don't know what?
What are you talking about?

Nikki, all we asked
you to do was to shut down.

Yeah, and I heard you,
both times.

Starsky, Hutch.
In here.

Right.
Look, call me at my office.

I'll be in all day.

Chief.

Working over a junkie
is one thing,
but when it comes to women...

What's he
talking about?

That women out there
has filed a complaint.

She said you two
came to her place last night
and beat her up.

Starsky.
Did you two see her last night?

Yeah, we did.
But she was fine
when we left.

Yeah? Well, we have
her signed statement.

This time, captain, I expect you
to relieve them of their duty.

On the complaint of a hooker?
Don't they get a hearing?

She may be a hooker,
but she has her rights.

If she's breaking the law,
then she should be arrested,
not worked over.

Chief, let me try
to explain...

If you two
had any decency

or respect for the force,
you'd resign right now.

Don't hold your breath.
What's that?

Nothing.

Well, that's three. Captain,
we're being framed.

Why?
Just give me one reason.

I don't know why!
If I knew why...

I wouldn't be shouting.

Twenty-seven years on the force,

God knows I've had
my situations like this...

but you gotta hang in there.

These things have a way
of working themselves out.

Why does that sound
like something Nixon
might have said

to Haldeman
and Ehrlichman?

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Starsky.

Hi, Sharon.

No, no, no, no, no,
I didn't forget, only...

Okay, but I gotta
make it fast. Yeah.
Yeah, right away.

Sharon down in the DA's office.

I've got to give a deposition
on the Ronstan case.

Your terrific flasher case.
Can't that wait? We've got
files to go through here.

There's got to be
a wacko out there
somewhere.

I've been putting her off
for a week. She has to go
to trial or drop it.

See you at your place later.
Don't get lost.

How can I? Somebody's got us
fingered every minute
of the day and night.

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[WOMAN SINGING]

WOMAN:
Oh, hi.

[WOMAN SINGING]

Fifi.

Uh, Fifi...

I thought I told you
I could only use you
once a week here.

Oh, well, I was jogging,
and there was your apartment,

so I thought I'd come by
and finish up.

Can I fix you something
for dinner?

Uh, no, I ate at the office.
Oh.

[HUMS]

Oh, I did the laundry.

Fifi, those are my shorts.

[FIFI HUMMING]

Look, um, Fifi, I, uh,
I really appreciate your...

spending the time here
to help me out, but l...

Your partner left
that envelope.

Which?
Right there.

Starsky was here?
Uh-huh.

He was here
about an hour ago.

He came by
in that jazzed-up car of his.

You saw him?

Yeah, I was cleaning
the front window.

I waved,
but I guess he didn't see me.

By the time I got off the stool
and to the front door,
he was gone.

That was leaning against it.
You're sure it was Starsky?

Yeah. His hair needed combing,
but it was him.

Uh, Fifi...

Oh... Uh...

l... I hope I'm not rushing you.

Oh, that's okay.

But I really do have some work
to do.

Oh, you know,
you shouldn't eat
at your desk.

Right, right, good idea.

Oh, my purse.

Your purse. Okay.

[VACUUM WHIRS]

Purse...

Thank you, Fifi.
Thank you.

See you on, uh...

BOTH:
Wednesday.

Okay. Thank you very much.
Bye-bye.

Bye.

[KNOCKING]

Yes, Fifi?
Here's your other pair of, uh...

Shorts.
Mm-hm.

[WHISTLES]

STARSKY: Well, how about
a little vino and fettuccini?

SHARON:
David!

If you don't like fettuccini,
how about a little goulash?

My mother gave me a recipe
straight from the old country.

It'd knock your teeth out.
What are you laughing at?

The thought of you
toiling over a hot stove.

Hey, it gives me great pleasure.

After all, a guy's got to toil
for his "goil."

We'll talk about it later.

Right now,
you're my main witness.

Sit.

Ah, work, work, work.

Now, David...
Yes, Sharon?

This may not be important to you...
It is.

But if I have to prosecute
this case, I'd like to win it.

But the guy's only a flasher,
and a college kid at that.

A flasher today,
but if he isn't
convicted and treated,

what's he going to be tomorrow?

Next week, next year.
This is the third time
he's been caught already,

and who knows how many times
he's already gotten away with it.

If I told you once,
I told you a thousand times,

I think we ought to push it
all the way.

I think you're right.
Mm, of course you do.

That's why you can't take
your eyes off my body.

What's it going to be?
Um, fettuccini.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Miss Freemont.

STARSKY:
Miss Freemont.

Oh, hi, Hutch.
Yeah, just a minute.

He wants to talk to you.
What do you want?

HU TCH. ; Starsk, did you stop by
my house about an hour ago?

What, are you crazy?
I was with you.

No, I'm not crazy, neither are you,
but we're both in big trouble.

We lifted a set of prints
off of the envelope
the money came in.

Can't wait to find out.
They're yours.

There's something else, too.

Let me guess. They found
a dead body in my closet.

With a bullet in the head from my gun.
My Cub Scout knife in his back.

They put a tracer on that money.
And?

It's part of the 300,000 stolen
from the Mandalay Heights Bank

18 months ago,
which never showed up.

Partner, I got a feeling
10,000 of it just did.

That's correct.
Captain, you have to turn that in.

I know what the rules are,
Hutchinson.

Captain, there's no reason
for you to take this ride
with us.

I keep telling myself
the same thing.

How much time do you need?

Thirty-six hours is a nice round figure.

All right.
All right, you got it.

Captain, if Ryan finds out
about this, you're going
to be in for some problems.

If Ryan finds out?
Let me tell you something.

I got a feeling
he's behind this whole mess.

Oh, come on.

Oh, you're here already.

I just stepped out
to get something to eat.

I was hungry,
and I have to work late.

Look, I've got places to be.
In a minute.

I don't like
to be kept waiting.

Then, Mr. Ronstan, I suggest
you tell your flasher son
to keep his pants up.

There you are.
What's that?

Just a private record
of our agreement.

With your ethics,
you'll go far, Miss Freemont.

Well, let's just say
I got tired of waiting

for the Equal Rights Amendment
to be passed.

Mr. Ronstan, I realise that
a junior partnership in your law firm

is generally worth
a great deal of money,

but I think you'll find after I'm working
with you that I'm quite capable.

Even if I did have to use
this back-door method to get in.

Now, tell me how
this incredible scheme of yours
is actually going to work.

I found a look-alike
for Sergeant Starsky,

a three-time loser
who didn't want to go up again.
Then we got lucky.

He found someone who could pass
for Starsky's partner.

You're really something.

That wasn't even the hard part.
Have you seen the way
those clowns dress?

I had to hit every thrift shop
in this city to get the right clothes
for those guys.

You're sure it's going to work?

They'll never know
what hit them.

[]

David.
Hmm?

Hey, I've been looking
for you guys.

Look, I managed to reach
most of the other deputy DAs,

which wasn't very easy,
this being a Saturday afternoon.

I've been on half
the golf courses in the city.

Any luck?
Not a thing.

They can't find any buried case
where your testimony

would be important enough
to do this to you.

All I've got's that flasher case.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Puts us right back to zero.
I'm sorry. I tried.

It's not
your fault.

I guess you've got too much
on your mind for some fettuccini?

Oh, uh, rain check?

Okay. Hey, I've gotta run.
Bye-bye.

Fettuccini, huh?

Some of us got it.
Yeah.

Miss Freemont
was looking for you two.
Did you see her?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Hutchinson.
What'd you hear
from Ryan?

Maybe good news.

I'm going to have
to call you back.

His investigators say
they might not have enough
to take you to a trial board.

What are you talking about?
Ryan's got three witnesses.

That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
They're washing out.

Nikki the hooker admitted under oath
she took drugs that night,
so her ID won't stick.

That little guy that heard you
at Oscar Newton's packed up

and went to Detroit
so he wouldn't have to testify.

What about the lady
across the street?

They found out
her vision is twenty-eighty.

Her glasses were
being fixed at the time.

Well, it looks like
we're off the hook, huh?

For now.
What do you mean "for now"?

Well, like I told you,
these things have a way
of working themselves out,

but somebody's gone
to an awful lot of trouble
to try to ruin you two.

It may be too far to stop now.

[RINGS]

Yep.

I want you to listen
very carefully.

You have to go to work again.

The place is a massage parlour.

[]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

WOMAN: Why, you lousy cop!
Why don't you leave us alone?

Why don't you stick
to busting jaywalkers?

Hey, watch it!

Or do you want me to shove
that box down your throat?

Come on, Starsky,
he didn't mean it.

[BEEPING]

DISPATCH: Zebra 3,
Zebra 3. Come in, please.

Zebra 3 here.
Go ahead.

Zebra 3, see Chief Ryan
at the Paradise Massage Parlour,
740 Vinewood.

Zebra 3. We are responding.
It didn't take long, did it?

Nope.

[CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIOS]

There they are.
These are the two guys
that did it.

They said they're on my payroll
for 100 dollars a week,

and he's the one that hit me.
Of course,
where it doesn't show.

I don't understand any of this.

I understand it
perfectly well.

And he twisted
my arms behind me.

Lady, I've never been
in your joint before.

Look, I run an honest
business here.

They have no right
threatening me,
beating me up.

Thank you, Miss Coppet.
We'll get in touch with you

when we need
a formal statement.

You don't believe
what she said, do you?

It's not a matter
of believing just her.

You've been accused
by four separate citizens.

Four citizens?
A hooker on drugs,

a guy who splits town,
goes to Detroit,

a lady who needs glasses,
and now this classy broad.

Hey, who are you calling
a broad?

We weren't even
in the neighbourhood.

Wait a second.
What?

This might give us the break
we've been looking for.

Whoever it is
that's been after us

is getting so desperate,
this is the first time
he hasn't hit in our footsteps.

That's right.
Is that a fact?

Yeah.
Mr. Klemp, please.

Yes, sir.
Now, this is Mr. Klemp.

He owns the typewriter shop
next door.

Mr. Klemp is not a junkie,
not a hooker.

He's just
a taxpaying citizen.

Excuse me, chief.
Did you hear
what Starsky said?

We weren't even
in the neighbourhood.

Now, does Mr. Klemp look
like a liar to you, huh?

Does he look like a man
who has something to hide, huh?

Is there any reason
why he should
accuse you of anything?

D... Don't you believe
what we have to say here?

Mr. Klemp, have you seen
these two men before?

Mm-hmm.
A few hours ago.

I was taking out
some trash.

Before I saw them,
I heard a lady scream.

Of course, in a place like this,
who can tell what goes on?

A woman screamed.

And then I saw them come out,
get in that car, and drive away.

I accidentally bumped into
that detective,

and he got so mad, I thought
he was gonna hit me.

Thank you, Mr. Klemp,
that's all for now.

It's all so neat,
isn't it?

Officer, will you get
those people inside, please?

Now, as of 4:25,
you two men are on suspension.

What?
You will turn your gun and shields in

to your captain, as per manual.

I think
you're really enjoying this.

I enjoy the hell
out of busting dirty cops.

Dirty cops! Just who the hell
are you calling a dirty cop?

My partner here has been saying
that Chief Ryan is trying to frame us.

I say, "No."
I say, "He wouldn't do that.

He's a good cop.
He's an honest cop."

Well, I guess I was wrong,
wasn't I?

That man's out to nail us,
and I don't know
how we stop him.

I got an idea.
What?

Oscar. If we can get by
Ryan's man up at the hospital.

Come on.

[]

STARSKY: Did you see the look
on Sweeny's face when...

HUTCH: Sweeny?
You should have seen Smitty.

Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, look at this.

Oh, I have seen some...

Va va va voom!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Look at this.

There's another one.
They're all over the place.

STARSKY: Howdy.
Hiya, honey.

How'd you like to spend
a little time with me in intensive care?

Something I can do for you?
Did you hear that?

You hear that?
Something she can
do for us?

Well, actually, we're here
to see our pal.

That's right.

I'm sorry, but it's 10:00,
and visiting hours were over at 8:00.

Oh.
Oh.

Well, actually, uh,
we've been bowling.

That's right.
And we gotta get up
tomorrow morning real early,

because we're going
jackrabbit hunting.

We figured this would be
as good a chance as any
to come by and see our old buddy.

We just want to cheer him up,
let him know the guys at the
factory are pulling for him.

You are
a good-Iooking woman.

STARSKY: You are.
Look at those eyes.

How would you like to split
a six-pack with me after work?

That won't be necessary.

Who's your friend?

He's only the best bowler
in the Wildcat League.

Oscar Newton?

Guys call him Skinny,
but ladies don't.

Mr. Newton?

Is something wrong?

I don't know
how to tell you this.

Your friend, he passed away
an hour ago.

Oh...

Well... I think our team
is in a lot of trouble.

Thank you, ma'am.

STARSKY:
Thank you, ma'am.

[]

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]

STARSKY:
Come on.

STARSKY: What time is it?
HUTCH: You got the watch.

STARSKY: 7:15.
HUTCH: All right.

Dobey should have Ryan at
the first tee right about now.

STARSKY: Well?
HUTCH: Well, yourself.

STARSKY: There's no time
like the present.

HUTCH: Okay. Come on.
Come on.

If we get caught, Ryan's
going to have you, me
and Dobey out walking a beat.

Yeah, well, the exercise
will probably do him good.

Will you hurry up,
for crying out loud?

I'm trying.
And turn that radio down.

Janitor's always
got a radio.

Does it have to be
classical music?

Come on!

Psst!

Psst.

Hey, Ryan's got
a lot of bills. Unpaid.

Will you turn off
that radio?

Sorry.

[MUSIC STOPS]

I'd like to know what he does
with all these magazines.

STARSKY:
Here you are.

Wait a second,
why don't you look at these,
and I'll look over there.

You don't need a lamp.
Put it in the middle.

Come on.

Shh.

Nothing.

Shh!

Sorry.

Wait a second.
What?

Look at this.
Hmm?

Judith Coppet.

That's just her police record.
That doesn't mean anything.

It proves she's got
a criminal record,

and it proves
that Ryan knows about it.

It also gives us
reasonable cause to think

that maybe Ryan might be
exerting pressure on her
to lie and to implicate us.

How could anybody get a permit
to operate a massage parlour

with a criminal record like this?

What are you doing?

Getting a little
legal assistance.

I'll watch the door.

Excuse.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Hello.

Sharon, this is David.

Dave, this is 7:00,
Sunday morning.

Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
Listen, we need some help.

Will you hurry up?

We believe that
we have a suspect.

A lady with a police record
who has been forced

to give perjury
by a police official.

Hey, come on, come on, come on.
Hurry.

What we want from
your office is a guarantee

that if she cooperates,
she'll be granted immunity
from prosecution.

Has she committed
any other crimes you know of?

Well, just the perjury,
and we feel that that was coerced.

Okay. Her name?

Starsk, Ryan and Dobey
are across the hall.

Judith Coppet, 704 Vinewood.
She runs a massage parlour there.

Okay, when do you need this?
Yesterday.

All right. I'll get on it.
Give me a couple of hours.
I have to raise my boss.

Now that you ransacked
half my office, why stop now?

Hello.

Hello.
Didn't expect me, did you?

Uh, Captain,
you were supposed to, uh...

Take me golfing, so that
you two could have a field day.

Uh, Captain... Captain,
we, uh, we found, uh...

Judy Coppet's
police record there

next to the, uh...
Chief Ryan's ink blotter.

Which is probably enough
to send me to prison, right?

It was just a bit of a mix-up.
I want to talk to you two men.

You did enough talking, Harold.
Right, chief.

I imagine explaining to the judge

why you needed a search warrant
so that these two clowns...

Get over here
where I can watch you.

Yes, sir.

- To break into my office
must have been
quite a mouthful, huh?

Chief, you know,
it's always been your policy
to stick with the men.

Yeah.

Sure, I pulled
Judy Coppet's file,

and a lot of others,
after we had that little talk

in front of the massage parlour
last night.

You mean you weren't trying
to frame us?

Why would the chief of detectives
frame two sergeants?

What's the matter with you,
Hutchinson?

Well, somebody's trying
to frame us.

Does the name Ronstan
mean anything to you?

Ronstan?

Ronstan...

Oh, you mean that case
of indecent exposure?

We're supposed to testify
on that next week...

Oh, come on.

You don't mean that...?

You don't mean
that some kid who's a flasher,
just some college kid, is...?

A college kid whose father
happens to head

the largest law firm
on the West Coast.

A father who has hopes of
seeing his son serving Congress,
and maybe more.

You know, a kid with a morals charge
can hardly get off the ground.

Well, chief, Ronstan couldn't
have done it by himself.

He didn't. He had a contact within
the city's Justice Department.

Sharon Freemont?
RYAN: That's right.

Ronstan Sr. Gave me
a complete statement

a little before midnight
last night.

Oh, my God.

I just spoke to her and asked her
for immunity for Judith Coppet.

You just signed
that woman's death warrant.

Call Judith Coppet.
Tell her to get out
of that massage parlour.

Hutch and I'll be there
in five minutes.

[RINGS]

Yeah.

Judy Coppet,
over at the massage parlour,

either she's dead
before the hour is up,

or we're all spending
a very long time in prison.

[SIREN APPROACHING]

[]

[HORN HONKING]

[HORN HONKING]

Zebra 3 to Central...
Watch it.

DISPATCH:
Go ahead, Zebra 3.

We're going east on Riverside,
in pursuit of a red Torino
with a white stripe.

Got it, Zebra 3.
A red Tori...
Wait a minute, Hutch.

You heard me.
Just broadcast it, will you?

We are heading south
on Kensington.

Call all black and whites
in the area and tell them
to be careful.

But, Hutch, the red Torino
with a white stripe,
that's Starsky's car.

Remind them that the bad guys
are in the other car.

The bad guys
are in the other car.

In the first car.
I know they're in the first car.

But they don't know that
they're in the first car.
Tell them, please.

The bad guys are in the first car.
We're in the second car.

Aah!

Drop it!

Hey.
Where are you from?

[SIRENS APPROACHING]

Get down.

Anybody else?

Just the two of them.

This guy looks like you,
Starsky.

Yeah?

COP: Hey, Hutch,
he could be your brother.

I don't have a brother.
Book them, will you?

Hey, you know
something?

That guy does look like you.
No, he doesn't.

Yeah.
He bleaches his hair.

It's also parted
on the wrong side.

The other guy
looks like you, though.

No?
Yeah.

I'm much better looking.

Oh, I don't think so.
No?

No.

[STARSKY SINGING
"BLUEBERRY HILL"
BY FATS DOMINO]

[IMITATING GUITAR]

[SINGING AND YODELLING]

HUTCH:
She must have been an owl.

STARSKY:
My records are gone.
Where are my records?

Oh, the cleaning lady
must have moved them.

[SINGING]

Are you sure the cleaning
lady was in today?

She called me at the station.
She said, "Your Fats Domino
record has finally come."

Another big fan.

When I was a kid,
that fat man was king.

Now, where are they?
I don't know.

[SINGING]

Starsk.
What?

Starsk.

Starsk.
What?

The thrill is gone.
So is your Playboy collection.

Hmm?
You've been robbed.

It looks like your
bedroom window there
has been pried open.

My bedroom window's
been what?

Pried open.

I've been waiting six months
for that Fats Domino album,

and now you're trying
to tell me that my...

My bedroom window's
been pried open.

I'm going to call
the station and get the lab...

Hey, hey. Not for
a lousy set of centrefolds

and a Fats Domino record.

You don't understand.
I've been robbed.

Starsky, get a hold
of yourself.

But somebody broke
into my house...

Will you calm down?
Just calm down.

You've been victimised. Now,
we deal with these things every day.

People all over the world
are getting robbed every day.

Uh, you know
that tennis racket
you loaned me?

Yeah, that's better.
That's gone, too.

Where's your phone?

[]

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