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- You can't get out of work
on Saturday?
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It's my sister's wedding!
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- I already told you, babe,
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fires don't take
the weekends off.
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- Well, you can take
forever off.
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- Wait, wait,
you don't understand!
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Damn.
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Oh, man.
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[sighs]
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- You said we'd go
kayaking together.
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- They're class five rapids.
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It seems pretty dangerous.
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- Try running
into a burning building.
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- No way.
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- [sighs]
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[bright music]
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- You know, it's tough
out there for a guy like me.
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Normal people cannot
relate to the dangers,
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rigors, and schedule
of the firefighting lifestyle.
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- For first responders,
finding love can be trickier
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than navigating a stairwell
in dense smoke.
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- Whoa. [groans]
What the heck?
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- Hey, you got your axe
in my med bag.
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- No way.
You got your med bag in my axe.
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- Two great things
that go great together.
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both:
Hey, maybe we should date.
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- ♪ Done
with the dating game? ♪
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♪ Tired of being lonely
and lame? ♪
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♪ Meet your ultimate flame,
hey ♪
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♪ On Firefighters Only ♪
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- Firefighters Only.
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- If you fight fires,
come meet your match.
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[cheers and applause]
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- That was awesome.
- So good.
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- Impressive.
- Yeah.
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- "Meet your match." So clever.
- Ah, thanks. Yeah.
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Then it was like--
and then we light the match?
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Did you get that part?
- Great job, Ike.
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- Thanks, Chief.
Oh, and thank you so much
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for letting us shoot it here.
Made a big difference.
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- Man, you're really into this.
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, I'm not only a client,
Luce.
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I also invested
all my money in it.
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[laughs]
- All your money?
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- Yeah, yeah--well, I mean,
whatever was left over
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after the station fire
and the whole
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dark web hack and all that.
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But, I mean, come on, guys.
It's a no-brainer.
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A firefighters only
dating site?
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What could possibly go wrong?
[laughter]
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- Absolutely nothing.
- Absolutely nothing.
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- Nothing.
- It's money in the bank!
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Cha-ching!
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[Foreigner's "Hot Blooded"]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Well, I'm hot-blooded ♪
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♪ Check it and see ♪
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♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪
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♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪
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[upbeat rock music]
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- You did a great job acting.
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- I don't know. Thanks.
[chuckles]
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I just kept telling myself,
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"Imagine you're a firefighter
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and just act it," you know?
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- Hey, how much money
have you invested so far?
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- Ah, just, like, 3 grand.
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- Damn, that's a lot
of Benjamins.
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- Ike, these startups
often crash.
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- Um, great question, probie.
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Uh, with great risk
comes great reward.
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That's why I'm glad
we've secured
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a generous line
of adventure capital.
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- I think it's a great idea.
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Most of the guys I meet are
intimidated by my job.
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- That's what I'm saying.
That's why you should sign up.
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I can give you guys the friends
and family discount.
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Anybody who wants it.
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Basic probie package is 59.99,
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but I might be able to work
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a little deal in
if you're interested.
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- No thank you, Ike.
I have a policy.
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Never shit where you eat.
- You do that all the time.
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- Yeah, I do,
but I'm not going to anymore.
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- Well, cats actually shit
where they eat all the time.
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It's good
for their immune systems.
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Heard it on Joe Rogan
this morning.
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- Oh, okay,
so it's probably true.
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- What about you, Granny?
- I wish you the best,
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but I don't like dating apps.
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I like to meet people
the old-fashioned way.
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- Your mom arranges
your dates too?
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- No, I talk to people
and I go places.
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It's as simple as that.
- No, no, Granny.
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You're missing the point.
The app predicts
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which firefighters
you're most compatible with.
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It knows everything.
How many lives you save.
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What your 40-yard
ladder dash time is.
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Bicep size. Other bicep size.
Bing, bong, bong.
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- What about helmet size?
They must do helmet size.
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You know,
it is a sign of dominance.
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- Oh, boy.
Probie, Chief is very proud
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of the fact that he has the
biggest head in the station.
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- Well, it is one
of the reasons why I'm chief.
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- And now he's gonna tell us
about "Braveheart."
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- You know, legend has it
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William Wallace had
a double thick skull.
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That's how he survived
all those blows in battle.
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- I love when you compare
yourself to medieval heroes.
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- Big heads have bigger brains.
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That's why all the greats
had big heads.
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Einstein, Mozart, Shatner.
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It's a blessing.
- Shatner?
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- Sometimes your big head
can be a burden.
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- Hey, new sunglasses?
- Yeah.
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- They look pretty cool.
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[grunting]
[plastic cracking]
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[gasps]
Sorry.
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- My Giorgio Lemon Guccis!
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- Hey, what are you
listening to?
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- What? Hey, hey.
- [grunts]
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- [gasps]
- Oh.
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- What?
- Sorry.
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- Hey, you broke
my Thumps by Dr. Ray!
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- Hey, can I borrow
your turtleneck sweater?
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- No, that's my favorite
turtleneck sweater.
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Hey, you're tearing it.
- [grunting]
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- You're tearing it.
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Can I have it back now?
- [grunts]
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- Great. You killed it.
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- Sounds like my big head's
a burden for you.
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- Yeah, well, don't go getting
a big head about your big head.
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- All right, well, I have to go
take care of some chief things
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because I'm the big
head honcho.
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Hmm. Carry on.
- You know who's got
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a huge head is the owner
of Panino's, Gino.
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- Oh, my gosh.
So does his son, Dino.
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- He's doing time at Chino.
You ever been to Reno?
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[cool upbeat music]
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- Oh, yeah.
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[mimicking camera flashing]
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- Do it the other way.
Not landscape.
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Yeah. There we go.
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Makes me look longer
and taller.
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- Yeah, something's not right.
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- What if I just look
off to the side?
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- How do you feel about
losing the top?
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- Ike!
- Oh, my God, no, no, no!
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Not your--not your top.
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The top
on the water bottle, Luce.
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- Let's just use the one of me
and the jaws of life.
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That one was better.
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- Actually,
that's a pretty good idea.
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You're also gonna need
a catchy profile headline.
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- "Hi. I'm Lucy.
I like walks."
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- No, you're not a nomad.
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No, it's gotta really pop,
like, um...
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"I max out with my axe out,"
or "Light my fire."
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Those two are taken already.
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- "Your turnouts
are my turn-ons."
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Huh? Huh?
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- Yes. Did you make that up?
- Yes.
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- You know,
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the time that it took
to work on this profile,
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you could've just
met someone in person.
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- Where?
- Yeah, where?
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- The library.
- The library?
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Who goes to the library?
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- I like guys who can
pay for books.
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[laughs]
- Yeah. Come on, bro.
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- You should just sign up too,
Granny.
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We'll help you
make the profile.
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- Yeah.
- I don't need to.
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Before our next shift,
I'll swing
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by the grocery store,
the gym, the corner bar,
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and I bet that I will score
several phone numbers.
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- Sounds like too much travel.
- Yeah, that's a lot of places.
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- Hey, I got an idea.
- All right.
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Hey, can you give me
a bit of room, please?
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Thanks.
- Oh, yeah, no. Um...
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♪ ♪
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- Which way to the fire?
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- Yes, that is amazing.
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- Mickleberry! Get in here.
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Mickleberry, I'm recruiting you
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for top secret
station business.
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- Oh, you can count on me, Cap.
- Good, good.
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'Cause you and I are gonna
gaslight the chief
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into thinking that your head
is bigger than his.
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- But it's not.
- Thus the prank.
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See, Terry thinks his big head
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makes him better
than everyone else,
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so he needs a comeuppance.
- But he's the chief.
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- Terry is a lion who believes
he's the alpha
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because he was born
with the biggest head.
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But what does every alpha lion
fear the most?
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- Climate change.
- No.
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He fears a younger,
bigger-headed lion
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coming along
and taking over the pride.
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- But why me?
- 'Cause every young lion
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needs to learn from the wiser,
great-looking lion
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with the excellent mane--
the Ita-lion.
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As the captain, I'm gonna
teach you the fine art
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of firefighter prankery,
and the chief is our mark.
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Are you in?
- If you say so.
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- Okay, good.
Why don't you go make me
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a nice, piping hot "cappuccin"
with extra foam?
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- Right away.
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- [sighs]
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- Hey, I'm feeling
pretty good about it.
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- Gotta be happy.
- Pretty good.
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- Hey, hey, hey. Guess what?
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We hit 1,000 users today.
- Hey-yo!
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- And to celebrate,
I brought each of you
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a Firefighters Only
inflatable love seat.
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- Well, you can make that 1,001
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because my profile
just went live today.
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- What? Nice, Luce.
Nice going.
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Living your best life.
"Gangnam Style."
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[laughs]
What about you, Granny?
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How did the old
"meeting someone in person" go?
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- [sighs]
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Okay, I struck out.
- Well, that's okay.
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- Grocery store's full
of Instacart shoppers,
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the gym people are at home
riding Pedaltons,
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and everyone at the bar is
waiting on Tinder dates.
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- Well, don't want to say
I told you so, but...
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[siren blares]
- Oh!
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I just got my first match.
- Hey, there you go.
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- Hey, Brad from Lakewood FD.
[siren blares]
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Ooh, engineer Theo.
What's good?
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- Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down. I'm sorry.
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Granny, are you seeing
what's happening right now?
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[laughs] I mean, man,
what are you doing?
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You gotta get on board, baby.
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- Okay, I'm in.
[laughter]
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- Yay!
- Ah, yes.
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You are not gonna
regret it, man.
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- [laughs]
- Yes.
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Let's go blow those babies up.
- Yeah!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Come on, man.
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Those are free, by the way.
Free.
243
00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,849
- Great work, Mickleberry.
244
00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,243
Hey, how's the inventory?
245
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,027
- Terry, you want to hear
something crazy?
246
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,639
I was measuring Mickleberry
for his new helmet,
247
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,163
and his hat size is 8 1/4.
248
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,034
- 8 1/4?
- 8 1/4.
249
00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,210
- I'm 8.
- 8 1/4.
250
00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,212
- There's no way that
peanut head's bigger than mine.
251
00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,997
- That's what I said.
There's no way
252
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,389
that the probie's head
is bigger
253
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,913
than the chief's, yet it is.
254
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,610
- I could fit his head
in my pocket!
255
00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,351
- You know what?
Let me see something here.
256
00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,701
[quirky music]
257
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,529
All right.
258
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,531
There you go. Okay. Okay.
259
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,228
Size eight, right?
- Eight, yeah.
260
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,882
- Mickleberry,
get over here one second.
261
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,318
- Oh, brother.
262
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,493
- Oh, what's up, Cap?
263
00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,757
- [scoffs]
8 1/4.
264
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,410
- Hey, Mickleberry,
do me a favor.
265
00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:47,674
Try on the chief's helmet
for a sec.
266
00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,982
[chuckles] Whoa.
- There's no way.
267
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:55,464
Wait. Hold on a second here.
I mean, come on, right?
268
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,119
- Your head is huge, brother.
It's deceptive.
269
00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:00,251
- My mom always told me
I was cranially endowed.
270
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,818
[laughter]
271
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,472
- Okay, well, hat size has
272
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,213
nothing to do with head size,
you know?
273
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,606
It's like how every
coffee cup size
274
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,216
fits in the same
cardboard sleeve.
275
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,783
You know what I mean?
- Yeah, you're right.
276
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:10,958
You're totally right.
That's a great metaphor.
277
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,394
- Yeah.
- Still, though,
278
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,525
we should have
a proper head measure.
279
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,092
You versus Mickleberry.
280
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,964
Tell you what,
I'll put the test together.
281
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,269
We'll run the gamut.
282
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,054
- Okay, Mickleberry,
283
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,490
I'm gonna show you
who's the boss.
284
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,623
[laughs]
Head size-wise!
285
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:24,928
- [laughs]
Good one.
286
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,190
Kick his ass, Chiefy.
287
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,410
- Uh, this makes me nervous.
288
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,455
- No, no, no, no. You're okay.
You're with me now.
289
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,849
Game on.
- Game on, Eddie.
290
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,939
- No, no. It's Captain, okay?
Go finish that mopping.
291
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,071
- Yes, Cap.
292
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:42,859
[siren blares]
- [laughing]
293
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,295
- What are you so giddy about?
294
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,297
- I met someone finally
295
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,038
on Firefighters Only.
296
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,474
- Seriously? Tell me.
297
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:50,737
- Her name's Autumn.
298
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,999
She works in Felton County,
299
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,348
and she's amazing.
300
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,742
- Amazing like...
301
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,526
- Well, we haven't met
in person,
302
00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,572
but our texts are very hot
and she's into me.
303
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,053
- Well, good luck, man.
I will say,
304
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,099
dating firefighters can be
a little exhausting.
305
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,797
Over the last five dates,
I've gone bungee jumping,
306
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,278
jet skied, skydived,
and climbed Mount Rainier.
307
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,540
- Wait, that's four.
308
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,976
- I climbed Mount Rainier
twice.
309
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,891
- Oh, yeah.
What's in the bags?
310
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,546
- Overpriced leftovers.
I think I've singlehandedly
311
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,548
wiped out the Tacoma
branzino population.
312
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,463
[both laugh]
- Wow.
313
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,640
- Yeah. Yeah, you bet.
I'm gonna tell JP for sure.
314
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,642
Hey, did they like
the inflatable chairs?
315
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,949
[laughs]
Yeah. No, don't tell anyone.
316
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:32,343
Okay, all right, man.
All right. Boop.
317
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,519
- Whoa, check out
Mr. Entrepreneur.
318
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,261
- Our user growth is spiking.
319
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,872
Trust me, this time next month,
320
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,743
I'm gonna own half
the silicon in the valley.
321
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,092
- I like that coat.
322
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,354
You look like
Captain Americana.
323
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,313
- Yeah, thanks. I know.
324
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,011
Whoo, baby!
Not too shabby, right?
325
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,665
Custom-made by Bobby Hammer
326
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,014
down at Hammerhead's
Coats and Totes and Boots.
327
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,624
[chuckles]
It's pretty awesome.
328
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,975
Little pricey, but worth it,
as you can see.
329
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,367
[siren blares]
- [laughs]
330
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,108
It's like her ears are burning.
331
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,241
She just asked me
about branzino.
332
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,286
- Granny met a girl
on your app,
333
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,723
and he's in love.
334
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,507
- Great, man! Yeah!
335
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,335
- Her name's Autumn.
336
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,816
- Autumn? Oh.
337
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,252
Really, are you sure
it's Autumn?
338
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,557
- Hold on,
I need to buy more credits
339
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:13,994
so I can continue
this DM thread.
340
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,430
- No, no, no, Granny,
341
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,648
don't use your own money
to buy credits.
342
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,433
- Paid!
[chuckles]
343
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,391
Best 10 bucks I've ever spent.
344
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:23,046
Ike, thank you, man.
345
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,788
Thank you for pushing me
to get on this app.
346
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,224
Best thing
that's ever happened to me.
347
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,617
- I didn't push you too much.
348
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,053
I mean, everybody has
free will, so...
349
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:33,187
- ♪ Tired of being lonely? ♪
350
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:37,844
♪ Join Firefighters Only ♪
351
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,762
- Let's measure some
352
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:48,071
crania!
353
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,726
- Mickleberry, you're about
to taste my dominance.
354
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,468
My childhood nickname was
Charlie Brown.
355
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,775
- Is he a baseball player?
- Are you being a wise-ass?
356
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,211
- No.
- All right, come on.
357
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,778
Let's do this.
Here we go.
358
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,736
First up, Terry McConky
359
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,434
measuring in at...
360
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:07,221
24 inches on the nose.
361
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:10,267
- Yeah! Bigger than I expected.
362
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:13,270
Take that, Mickleberry.
[laughs]
363
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:16,143
- And the challenger,
364
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:20,712
Andres Mickleberry,
365
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:24,412
measuring in at...
366
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,545
25 inches on the nose.
367
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,330
- What? That's impossible.
368
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,028
- Let's weigh in!
369
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:34,030
- Mickleberry,
I'm gonna ruin you.
370
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,467
My friends call my forehead
an eight-head.
371
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,165
- I don't get it.
- You will.
372
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:41,211
- Okay, and...
373
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,083
19.2 pounds.
374
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,737
- [laughs]
That's a big head.
375
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,088
- And here we go.
376
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:51,482
[upbeat music]
377
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,180
[scale beeping]
378
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,835
Mickleberry, 22.1 pounds.
379
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,838
- Are you kidding me?
Next test.
380
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,622
- The displaced water
in each tank
381
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:03,103
will determine who has
the most total head volume.
382
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:06,497
You ready, Chief?
- Yeah.
383
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,065
[nasally] Easter Island's got
nothing on me, bitch.
384
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,850
- Yeah, Chiefy.
385
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,421
- [gasps]
386
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,119
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
387
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,511
That felt heavy.
388
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,993
- 2 1/4 inches.
Very impressive.
389
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,865
- Let's see what you got,
Mickleberry.
390
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,388
- Go get him, probie. Hmm?
391
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,216
- This isn't even
gonna be close.
392
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,219
There's no way he beats me.
- No way he beats you.
393
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,785
- No way!
- No way.
394
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,439
- This is science.
You know how much water
395
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,050
I put out of that thing?
- Yeah, this is impossible.
396
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,747
- Right, water displacement
is science.
397
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,880
- Yeah, your head is
twice as big as his.
398
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,185
- That's a lot of water.
[chuckles]
399
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,404
- It is a lot.
400
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,710
- He's down there
for a long time.
401
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,277
[chuckles]
It's not gonna matter, though.
402
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,626
- No, no, you got this.
- It's not gonna matter.
403
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,367
- No, you got this.
404
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:53,022
- Nice try, probie. Huh?
Oh, what's the matter?
405
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,504
Too scared to talk?
- [swallows]
406
00:14:56,547 --> 00:15:00,116
- [exhales]
Okay. 4 inches.
407
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,249
For the winner
of the head volume test,
408
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:05,469
the noggin' from Copenhagen,
Mickleberry.
409
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,081
- There's no way!
- On to the density test?
410
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,083
- No.
411
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,736
Forget it.
412
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,521
Congratulations, kid.
413
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:17,133
[shoes squeaking]
414
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,396
- Do we tell him now?
- What? No.
415
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,007
A good prank needs time
to marinate.
416
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,617
- He's upset, and I've got
417
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,184
a balloon in my stomach
like a drug mule.
418
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,750
- Yeah, both things will pass.
419
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,187
- When do we tell him?
- When it's over.
420
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,753
- When is it over?
- When I say so.
421
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,494
Mop up this floor.
422
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:33,193
- [sighs]
423
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,934
- Oh, hey, Luce.
Let me get your number.
424
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,240
I gotta put it in...
my new phone.
425
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,677
- Ooh, look at you
spending more money.
426
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,505
Hey, I think your app is
my sweet spot.
427
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,943
I can't even keep up.
- Yeah, no doubt.
428
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,641
You're, like, 10% of our female
users, so that makes sense.
429
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,338
- What was that?
- You're a commodity.
430
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,123
Firefighters are,
like, 97% men,
431
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,386
so you're a unicorn.
[chuckles]
432
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:55,041
- So you're saying
I'm valuable to your app.
433
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,607
- Duh. Obviously.
[chuckles]
434
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,566
- Hmm, it's interesting
435
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,089
'cause I was actually thinking
about getting out.
436
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,831
- No! Are you serious? Why?
No. Don't leave.
437
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,876
- Maybe you can make it
worth my while, Mr. Bling.
438
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,574
- Okay. Like, how?
439
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,968
- Oh, I don't know,
I mean, that new phone
440
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,882
might be a nice place
to start sharing the wealth.
441
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,059
- Oh, come on.
Are you serious?
442
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,452
- I am a valuable commodity.
443
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,064
- The password's 6969.
444
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,891
- [whistles]
445
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,024
- Whoa, Granny,
where you going?
446
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,679
- Albuquerque.
Autumn cancelled our date
447
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,289
so she can go
to some conference,
448
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,639
so I'm gonna surprise her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
449
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,424
That's happening very fast,
my friend.
450
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,599
You think that's a good idea?
451
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,340
- I have to meet her in person.
452
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,255
She's too good to be true.
453
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,952
- Um...
454
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,259
Granny, can I talk to you
for a second?
455
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:43,132
Um, you know how you said
Autumn is too good to be true?
456
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,917
- Yeah?
- That's because she is.
457
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,181
Autumn is an algorithm.
458
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,271
- What?
- Granny, I am so sorry, man.
459
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,447
Just given our male to female
firefighter ratio,
460
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,405
which is 97 to 3,
461
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,233
Autumn was created
to keep guys interested,
462
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,583
but only until they found
a good match, you see?
463
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,368
- 3% women?
464
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,978
What kind of dating app
is that?
465
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,111
- That is a terrible
business model, Ike.
466
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:08,157
- I upgraded myself
to the Smoke Show package!
467
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,551
I'm out 200 bucks!
- I was upgrading you for free!
468
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,248
You weren't supposed
to keep upgrading!
469
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,597
- That's it.
470
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,556
I'm swiping left
on this friendship.
471
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,166
- Granny, come on.
472
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,388
- Hey, thanks for the phone.
473
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,352
- Cap, you should
come see this.
474
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,313
- Whoa.
475
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,663
Terry, the last time you were
in this chair, it collapsed.
476
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,447
- Shh. I'm concentrating.
477
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:40,320
- Inversion table?
Brain puzzles?
478
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,843
Terry, are you trying
to grow your head?
479
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,845
- No!
- [sighs]
480
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,803
Fat grafting.
481
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,850
An experimental procedure
that can add two head sizes?
482
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,852
Really, Terry?
- It's an early trial.
483
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,027
They actually pay you.
484
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,768
- Come on. This is ridiculous.
485
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:56,031
- You know what's ridiculous
is a chief
486
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,946
with a smaller head
than his probie.
487
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,643
- Come on, let's get you
out of this chair.
488
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,167
- Wait, wait, wait, go slow.
Go slow.
489
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,255
Don't spin it.
490
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,648
Whoa! Whoa!
491
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,737
[groans]
- Oh, oh, geez.
492
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,957
- Oh, come on.
- Here, Terry.
493
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,698
Come on. Come here.
- All right. Okay.
494
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,656
Oh, boy.
- I got you. I got you.
495
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,484
- [groans]
- I don't think any of this
496
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,051
is gonna make your head
any bigger.
497
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,400
God, you're a mess.
- Damn, what happened
498
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,662
to the chair?
- Chief destroyed it
499
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:19,707
with the weight of his body.
500
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,838
- Easy, Mr. Big Head.
501
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,231
- Well,
502
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,928
I got the salt and spoon
you asked for.
503
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,017
- Oh, great. Thanks.
- What do you need that for?
504
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,194
- I read that sodium
induces bloating.
505
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,934
Bottoms up.
506
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:33,112
- No, Chief, don't!
That's not good for you.
507
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,593
- Is a life without a big head
a life worth living?
508
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,334
[alarm blaring]
- Box alarm, Engine 24,
509
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,075
Rescue 42, structure fire.
510
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,424
Ta-cona Ice Cream.
511
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,165
- [sighs]
512
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,167
I don't think I should be
alone right now.
513
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,474
I guess I'll go
on the call too.
514
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,955
- [laughs]
515
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,088
I did not think he was gonna
try to grow his head.
516
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,568
This is fantastic.
517
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,178
- He was about to eat
pure salt.
518
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,745
Pure salt!
- It's awesome.
519
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,442
[laughs]
520
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,314
- It's over.
- Not yet.
521
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,359
It is not over yet.
522
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,405
Now, quit dicking around.
There's a structure fire. Go!
523
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,623
Go, go, go! Go!
524
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,670
[indistinct chatter]
525
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,717
- [sighs]
526
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,415
All right, well,
527
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,677
Engine 12's on it.
528
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,026
Fire's out.
529
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,462
The owner gave me the scoop.
530
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,247
[laughter]
- The scoop.
531
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,639
- Yeah, all right.
- Scoop.
532
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,119
- No need
to soft serve it, Chief.
533
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,122
We should just split.
[laughter]
534
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,516
- I'm gonna go sit in my truck.
535
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,387
- Oh, man. Wow.
536
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,041
Chief never misses puns.
537
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,608
- He's crushed.
- Yeah.
538
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,176
- It's over now, right?
- Oh, no. Not yet.
539
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,527
- Oh, shit. I dated that guy.
540
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,529
- Forearm Phil, station 17?
541
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,140
- And the guy behind him.
- Lucy.
542
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,750
- And a couple of guys
from station 11.
543
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,099
- Damn, girl.
- I know.
544
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,363
- Well, well, well,
if it isn't Lucy
545
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,539
I'm-Too-Good-For-Anyone-
But-Myself.
546
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,149
- Oh.
- I purposefully left
547
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,585
my new crampons in your car,
548
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,021
and you didn't call me back.
549
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,806
They were from REI.
550
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,112
- I don't know if I can even be
on the same call as you.
551
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,897
- Me either.
- Ooh.
552
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,377
I guess this is the whole
"shitting where you eat" part.
553
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,856
- Mm-hmm.
554
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,684
- Well, thanks
for the branzino, guys.
555
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,645
- Hey, look, it's the stripper
dude who owns the app.
556
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,821
- Oh, me? Oh, no, no, no.
[laughs]
557
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,779
No, I don't own the app.
No, no, no.
558
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,868
I'm the face of it 'cause
I have high cheekbones and--
559
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,392
- Your app sucks, bro.
560
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,524
I upgraded
to the Smolder Women package,
561
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,005
and it only gave me
one cougar paramedic.
562
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,399
- Yeah, I spent 300 bucks
talking to some Autumn chick,
563
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,575
and we never met.
- That's weird.
564
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,272
- I want my money back.
- Yeah, me too.
565
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,447
My wife's gonna kill me.
566
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,057
- Whoa, guys, uh...oh!
567
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,276
I'm on the pump.
What am I doing?
568
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,583
all: Screw you, asshole!
569
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,149
- I'm gonna tell them
back at corporate.
570
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:41,936
They are assholes,
and I'm sick of it too!
571
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:45,679
- Hey, you got a bandage?
I nicked my hand.
572
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:48,334
- Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
Let me see.
573
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,988
Oh, man.
So much for your manicure.
574
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,903
- I'll get over it.
I'm more worried about
575
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,036
my guitar career.
- You play?
576
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,777
- A little.
- Me too.
577
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,735
We should play together
sometime.
578
00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,346
- Yeah.
579
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,782
All the guys in my station
have been using
580
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,219
that firefighter dating app.
- Oh, God.
581
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,395
- I miss the days when you used
to hang out with someone
582
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:09,833
in person, like, at the gym
or the grocery store or...
583
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:12,053
both: The library.
[both laugh]
584
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:15,056
- We should definitely
get together and jam sometime.
585
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,101
- Hey, Granny,
I can ride back with you.
586
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,451
Just give me sec?
- Sure thing.
587
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,844
- Okay, cool.
- You work with her?
588
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,281
- Oh, yeah. That's just Lucy.
589
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:25,153
- She's hot.
Introduce me, would ya?
590
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:28,069
- Sure thing.
- Thanks.
591
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,679
- Damn!
592
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,942
Fuck you, Ike!
593
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,814
- Ah, I can't find my helmet.
594
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,382
- Here, wear mine.
Yeah, it's fine.
595
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,948
I'm on the pump.
Don't worry about it.
596
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:41,082
- What the hell?
597
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,823
- It's okay, Chief.
Probie forgot his helmet.
598
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,520
I told him he could use mine.
It's not a big deal.
599
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,479
- Oh, it is a big deal.
600
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,263
[growls]
601
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,832
- [laughing nervously]
602
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,138
- [growls]
- Mm-mm-mm.
603
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,750
- You. You gaslighted me.
604
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,100
- Is it gaslighted or gaslit?
605
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,581
- You son of a bitch.
- Hey, be happy.
606
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,104
You still have the biggest head
in the station.
607
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,410
- And you.
608
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:05,933
You think you can
prank the chief
609
00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:08,065
and get away with it?
610
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:11,286
Mickleberry, I'm gonna make
your life a living hell.
611
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,028
You're gonna shine everything.
You're gonna scrub everything.
612
00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,943
You're gonna be my bitch,
and when you're done,
613
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,119
you're gonna start
all over again!
614
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:21,644
I'll see you
back at the station!
615
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:24,517
- [laughs]
He's pissed.
616
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,302
Okay, Mickleberry.
Now it's over.
617
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,695
- Why is it over now?
618
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:31,045
- Well,
because now I got Terry,
619
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,961
and I got you.
620
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:36,311
Hopefully, you've learned
that a probie should never
621
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,530
prank a superior.
622
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,706
Congratulations.
- What--
623
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:42,970
- And say hi to your mom
for me.
624
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:46,321
- You bastard.
625
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,976
What did you mean when you said
"Say hi to your mom"?
626
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,586
- What?
- What did you mean,
627
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,022
"Say hi to your mom"?
628
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:54,285
- Nothing.
- Did Cap fuck my mom?
629
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,075
- Well, the app is
officially dead,
630
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:03,033
and I'm officially broke again.
631
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:04,992
In fact,
after refunding everybody,
632
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:07,603
I'm down a couple of grand.
- Plus a jacket.
633
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:10,606
- Oh, man. Mm.
- And a phone.
634
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,826
- [chuckles]
- I'm not sad to see it go.
635
00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:15,350
To be honest, I was kind of
getting firefighter fatigue.
636
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,786
All those guys just
started blending
637
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,048
into one infinite moustache.
638
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,485
I'm done with it.
639
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:21,095
- Sounds like
they're done with you.
640
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:22,662
I don't think
there's a firefighter in town
641
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,446
that'll work with you again.
- That's okay,
642
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,230
because all I need is you guys.
643
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:27,971
- Morning.
644
00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:30,365
- Hey, what's up,
"Risky Business"?
645
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,411
- Mickleberry, put
my dry cleaning in my office.
646
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,674
I don't want to see a wrinkle.
Put my mail where it belongs
647
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,545
and my bag where it belongs,
and get your gloves on
648
00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:37,894
'cause you're scrubbing
my toilets.
649
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,940
- Never prank the chief,
am I right?
650
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:42,072
- You better watch yourself.
I'm gonna get you back someday.
651
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:43,857
- You keep saying that,
but you never do.
652
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,033
- I like the new shades, Chief.
- Thank you very much.
653
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:48,339
I got them special order
from Plump Head Eyewear.
654
00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:50,777
Extra wides for the biggest
head in the station.
655
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,169
- Let me see.
- Sure.
656
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,519
[chuckles]
For my girl.
657
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:58,959
- Uh...these are tight.
658
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:01,701
- Head measuring contest.
659
00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:04,791
all: Oh!
660
00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:06,836
- Come on.
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